All language subtitles for 101 - grownish614

Good morning.

It sure is.

My apologies.

Where are my manners?

Welcome to my love den.

Population trois.

As in menage a trois.

Let's just say after saving my sister's
fashion show, I got a little bit of a

show of my own.

As in your boy. A.K.A. the general.
A.K.A. that dude.

Went where many have dreamed but few
have seen.

The promised land.

Have you ever gotten everything that
you've ever wanted? And if so, what

next?

Damn,

dude.

Waking up to my car getting told would
have felt better.

Sorry.

See? Just like that. Everything back to
normal.

Just three friends who...

Put their parts inside each other's
parts.

All right, friends. That has been my
time. You guys have been great.

Yep. Super busy day. Don't know how I'm
going to get through it all. Yep. You're

singing to the choir.

Busy, busy.

Yeah.

Shit.

You've got to be kidding me.

Um, is this right?

Are we all working together today?

Yep. It's, uh...

International Student Information Day,
so basically we'll be giving students

who are thinking about transferring a
taste of what Cal U has to offer.

When? Now.

Is there anything more awkward than
going to a mandatory four-graduation

school event with the people you just
had a threesome with?

So, how did we normal walk?

I kind of forget.

Guys, why are we acting like this? You
know, we're... We're consenting adults.

We had fun.

Nothing to be ashamed about.

Yeah, you're right. There's no shame in
my game.

Cool. So now we never have to talk about
this again? Like, never.

Guys, guys, like, who's even going to
know?

You guys?

Wow.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. Should I be offended
that I wasn't invited?

And who?

as a threesome the night before they
have to spend an entire day together.

You make me unwell. Why are you
tripping?

We're not.

Now, if you guys will excuse me, I have
to go make friends with those kids from

across the pond. Those who come to me in
Uruguay isn't going to just happen.

Uruguay? Absolutely not across the pond.
And are you really acting like this

isn't a big deal? Our friend group is
going to be trash.

I'm not doing two Friendsgivings.

Everything's fine.

Maybe just stop falling asleep to Summer
House? Yeah, child.

Us three are drama-free, okay?

Mm-hmm. Every time you do black auntie
talk, I know you're lying.

Damn! I hate how well this woman knows
me. God, I can even spell it on you.

Hey,

if you have any further questions, I'm
your guy. Thank you.

All right.

I have a ton of questions.

Mm-hmm.

Why are you taking notes?

For my files. Because I'm a messy bitch
who loves the drama.

Oh. There are thousands of people at
this school, so why did you choose to

lay with half of our friends?

Oh, my. What guy wouldn't want to have
sex with two women at the same time?

So this wasn't some twisted ploy to get
back with Annika?

What? No.

So you're trying to get with Keala?

No, I am not. And if I was, this would
be a really dumb way to go about it. So

that's it?

It's all good? Not a care in the world?

Let me tell you something. Unless it is
a threesome with two strangers off

-field, it is never all good.

No? It's really good.

Oh, my God. What if it was too good?

Maybe it was so good that I got both of
them confused.

I've got to put a leash on this thing.
Okay, relax, Nick Cannon. I'm going to

go see how they're feeling, because
clearly you are in no state to discuss

women's feelings.

Good. I've got a job to do anyway.

What's up, bro? Is this a bad time?

What's up, Brock? Yeah, I'm kind of in
the middle of something right now. Okay,

so, I got a gig for the Squid.

Client needs a piece for the grand
opening today.

Ah, yeah, I'm kind of tied up right now.
Don't have time to bet the location.

Maybe next time. Let's bet it.

Light work, easy cash.

Okay, see, the Squid's locations have to
be very specific.

Their identity is a secret. We'd both
like to keep it that way. Now, if you'd

excuse me, I'm supposed to be leading a
guided tour right now, and two of the

girls are getting in the closet with
Creepy Pete.

Creepy Pete?

What the hell is that? Creepy Pete!

Good morning, Professor.

You know, I didn't have time to stop for
coffee. May I trouble you for some

sugar? As long as you like it brown.

No, this is my favorite kind of sugar.
Mr.

Jackson. Yes, sir. Might I have a word
with you in the faculty lounge?

I just want to let you know that I'm a
pre-pre-diabetic, so the sugar

conversation was strictly
health-related. My insulin's been all

over the place.

After reviewing your performance as an
associate professor, the board has voted

in favor of promoting you.

Your dedication to this institution is
unmatched.

Congratulations, Professor Jackson.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.

Wow.

Yeah. Thank you.

I did not see that coming. Did you know?

Just when you thought nobody was
watching. Keep this up. You'll be the

next chair of the African American...

This is where you'll register for
classes and take the best on-campus

selfies. Go to my IG for reference. If
you feel inspired to repost, don't

forget. Hashtag social femarine.

Welcome to America.

Buenos dias, gente fiestera.

Chat amongst yourselves.

Borrow you for a minute. Yes.

What's up?

How dare you? You go from being
irritated at the sight of Andre's

eyebrow to exchanging bodily fluids with
him and Kiela, and you're just going to

act like there's nothing to talk about?

We were all out partying, and it just
happened.

Look, Andre and I have really good sex,
and Kiela's a pretty girl.

The mask, mask.

Uh, no.

I understand leaving the door open for a
pretty girl, but Kiela?

Am I something from suppressed queer
vibes?

Things can go down quite that way.

When in Rome.

Oh, I think Rome might be too far south
for us, but I love that you wanted to

visit. Miss me?

Come find out.

So yeah, nothing like that went down.

Andre must just be so next level then
for you to sleep with him and Kiela just

for the sake of good tea. What did Andre
have to say about last night?

Yes, what did Andre say?

Lord. Thank you for making me allergic
to male genitalia.

Oh, shoot.

Professor Davis, I saw you put your
tongue in my throat. Okay, what do we

do? We're just going to tell him that my
insulin was low. You were helping me

out. Aaron, it's cool.

Yeah, I don't think it's cool. Aren't
optics why we've been making sure that

none of the other faculty members found
out about us? It is, and I know that we

didn't want to give people anything to
whisper about.

Maybe it's time we revisit the terms of
our agreement.

I'm not following.

I thought that this was going to be
something fun and casual.

But we laugh and debate and have great
sex.

And it's just easy.

Really easy. Like Sunday morning, you
know? I know before now I've been slow

motion when it comes to seeing what this
could actually be.

But I think that we make it official.

And let Cal U and everyone else know
that we're all we.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Technically, our student government is a
bicameral body, but that is a common

misconception.

Quick question.

What possessed you to have a threesome
with Andre on Hanukkah?

Hanukkah? Just amateur.

Answer the question.

Seriously, have you had sex? It's fun.

Blah, blah, blah. We all love getting
our shells dusted. But why did you

choose to have a threesome with your
friend and your other friend slash your

first friend's ex-girlfriend? It's
really not that big of a deal. Don't you

have a sexual bucket list?

I do. And as soon as Thelma Hayek
responds to my DM, I will be disclosed

to completing it.

Well, a threesome was on mine, and if
I'm going to do it, I might as well do

it with people I'm comfortable with.

Interesting. Yeah, and I'd say it was a
good call because your girl kind of

snapped and went a little too hard.

Leg cramp.

I'll be right back.

I'm just going to grab a Gatorade and
stretch out my hip flexor.

I'd say it all worked out well. We're
all friends.

Annika and Andre have had sex,
obviously, so they're comfortable, and

then... Andre and I had had sex before,
so... What the...

You and

Andre were sleeping together?

No, no, okay, we only slept together
once in a bathroom at a party.

It was nothing.

First of all, gross.

And second, why wouldn't you just tell
me?

Well, okay, we weren't friends when it
happened. Plus, did you guys know this?

I'm new here.

I cannot be expected to know facts from
fiction.

I knew, but I assumed you did too. I
mean, you dated Andre for six months,

and he didn't tell you?

You should be mad at him.

I am really, really sorry. I didn't
realize that you didn't know, and

honestly, it really wasn't that serious,
so I didn't think that I'd have to go

and double-check, but I can promise you
that I didn't, and I don't have feelings

for Andre.

All good.

This better be a question about this
damn school.

That's what I thought.

All right, guys, this way to the A.V.
lab.

Edie, look, you check off every box on
the list, okay? You're perfect on paper

and in the real world as well. I guess
I'm just realizing for the first time

that what I'm looking for goes beyond
the page. Does that make sense?

No, I was perfectly fine with keeping it
casual, but then I felt you leaning in,

so am I crazy? No, no, I'm crazy for not
wanting to be with you. I don't

understand it, but it's just how I feel,
okay? And I'm sorry that it's coming out

like this.

Oh, you're sorry?

I swear to God, I don't get you young
dudes. I check every box on the list.

I am the list!

Okay, Edie, I'm sorry.

This has been an unforgivable waste of
time.

By the way, your birth always smelled
like turkey. And you have the toes of a

cadaver.

All right, follow me this way. Glad
everybody is here.

This dorm is, of course, always dry.

Except during El Nino, when there was,
in fact, a leak in the roof.

What do you know about leaks?

You sure didn't leak to your girlfriend
that you slept with one of her best

friends.

This dorm also offers mental health
support to those in need. If you guys

will excuse me for one second.

Enjoy the amenities.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

So last night wasn't the first time that
you and Keala had sex.

When you say first time, there's, I
mean...

Play with me right now, so I have even
more of a reason to kick your teeth in.

Okay, yes, yes. Last night was, uh, that
was not the first time that Kiela and I

have had sex. But to be honest, the
first time didn't even really count.

You're gonna sleep with someone and not
count it?

American math is like their meal
portion. Unbelievable.

Kiela and I hooked up one time during
freshman year orientation, but I promise

you, it was not that deep.

Don't. Too easy.

But it was deep enough to keep it a
secret. And neither of you had enough

respect for me or my feelings, to be
honest.

I am... I'm so sorry. I have to take
this. It is very important business.

And this isn't.

Yo, broski, is this a bad time?

It definitely is. Ben, so, they're down
to pay the squid double. Yeah, Brock,

that sounds nice, but the squid cares
about how his art is represented. He

doesn't care about money.

To be honest, that's just not how I do
business. Well, that's how my money does

business. We're partners.

You don't trust me?

I can't believe you're having a full
conversation while I'm standing right

here. Okay.

You know what? I trust you. Let's do
this.

Yep. I'm sorry.

And I trusted you.

You're a liar.

Look, Annika, to tell you the truth, I
haven't thought about Kiela since that

moment. And the next time it popped in
my head, you guys were already naked.

Well, you should have said something.

I'm kind of surprised that you're this
upset about it. I mean, I get being

uncomfortable about it in theory. But?

But we've been broken up for over a
month, and you're coming at me like

that's not the case.

You have a lot of going up to do, Andre.

These are for our intramural basketball
team.

We are hoping to have Andre as our tour
guide.

Well, hope no more. I am he.

Thought you'd be taller.

Well, I'm like 6'3 in these boots.

Have a good day, guys. Remember when
your arrogant ass thought the only thing

you had to worry about was Kiela and
Annika wanting to wife you after your

little tryst?

I know. Annika went off on me for not
telling her Kiel and I had hooked up

before. You were right, I guess. Is that
what you want to hear? Mm-hmm. A drama

-free threesome only exists after a
music festival or a snowed-in ski

weekend with a broken TV.

Otherwise, it's always messy.

But I thought we were drama-free. I
don't remember us not being drama-free.

But now that I think about it, last
night was kind of a balancing act.

Let me get inside your brain. It feels
so good.

How's it taste?

Like you'll never be the same. Well, I
remember that Anika and I were going for

round two, and then Kiela jumped in. I
was trying to keep things even and

everyone happy, but I guess you're
right.

Maybe drama-free threesomes are not a
thing.

Thank you.

Hey, wait, um, you guys got a minute to
chat?

So, uh, I know the last day has been a
rollercoaster, but the last thing I want

is for things to be weird between us.

Your friendships really mean a lot to
me, and I do not want that to change.

So, uh, Annika, I know that not telling
you about Kiela and me was the wrong

move, and I'm really sorry.

Okay.

That's a start.

Kiela? We good?

Great. Wow, that went so much better
than expected.

But look at us. We're all evolved human
beings and things.

I can't believe we both slept with you.

Oh, so, so sorry.

Business is this.

Get it?

Okay, it rhymed.

Yo, Berski, this a bad time?

Does it matter? How's it going?

Not so hot, though, fam. Everything was
all good till the climax.

I quit, I guess.

Draw some of the guests?

Wait, like caricatures at the beach?

No, dog. Like, actually drawing on the
guests.

Like face painting? What?

Great.

Now the squid is texting me. This is a
nightmare.

My bad. I thought I had it all handled.
Obviously not, Brock!

I...

I'm sorry, man. Do you mind moving? This
is my, uh, thinking seat, so... Excuse

me? Oh, next drinking app on the house.

So sorry, man.

Take away.

Enjoy your beer.

Okay, there it is.

What's wrong, kid?

Well, Edie wanted to make our
relationship official, and I turned her

down. I'm gonna smack you in the face,
but I'm working on myself.

Why would you do that?

I mean, you've been complaining about
this woman for months. I know.

And what changed?

I guess it was when I saw Zoe at the
fashion show.

It was like she didn't even care that I
was with Edie.

So you would have been hyped if she
acted super crazy and jealous? I'm not

saying she had to go and flip a table
over, but she could have poured a glass

of wine on me, at least.

Something.

The fact that it bothered me just made
me realize that it wouldn't be right to

get more serious with Edie, you know?

Look, if I were you, I'd be sitting down
and coming up with a go-forward plan.

All right? I just think you need to
focus on what you really want so you can

move forward.

All right? For real.

And for you.

I appreciate that. Awesome.

What?

Yeah, I like children's yogurt pouches.

You have feelings.

For Andre.

What are you talking about?

I've been keeping extensive note on
everything the three of you have been

telling me today, and I think I know
what's really going on.

It wasn't that you didn't want Annika to
go down on you. Oh, I think Rome might

be too far south for us, but I love that
you wanted to visit. You were biding

your time until Andre got back.

It's me.

You didn't get up because you had a leg
cramp with two-hour hot yoga?

I'm just gonna grab a Gatorade and
stretch out my hip flexor.

You were in your feelings.

Is liking Andre making me a bad person?

No, but it doesn't make things less
complicated.

Oh, American General, would you like to
storm our capital?

Uh, no thank you.

We have liquid like you to plug.

Oh, my God.

Sophia, thank God. You would not believe
what I've been getting into.

I know what I'd like you to get into.

I'm hydrated and my legs don't cramp.

Sometimes it sucks to be that good at
sex.