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In the year that I've been with the Gammas, this brotherhood has given me so

much. But you earned your five stars, so your Gamma name is the General.

Confidence. Think about giving up.

Pride.

Camaraderie.

Responsibility. And pink eye.

Nonetheless, these guys have become like a family to me, and everybody brings

something different to the table.

All right, the new dryers should be here Tuesday, since the previous dryers, as

we all know.

We're pooped in.

May the still unknown perpetrator find his brand new off-white Jordan scuff.

Amen. Amen.

Amen. Amen. Amen.

That's big boy, whose name is less reflective of his size and more his

state of mind. That right there is his fifth soul food parfait of the day. And

then there's no shirt Nick, who brings a positive attitude and radical body

positivity. And that boy there?

Too tall Tyree. He helps us keep our intramural basketball title on lock.

And then there's this clown.

You know how there's that one cousin who pees in the shower and always takes a

plate before everyone else?

That's Cole. Everybody calls him Sketch because he likes to draw and because he

is. Now find that's all their business.

Nominating a new game of President. That's right, big boy. Right? Right? Who

want it? Hmm?

Who want it?

Yes, sir.

Look, I will be honored to serve my brethren, the gamblers.

I'm going to bring hope and change to this bitch like it's 2008.

Like it's 08!

Like it's 08!

That right there is Mr. Popular, for all the reasons you would think. Hey, Mr.

Popular like it's 08!

So, but wait, wait, wait, hold on.

He running unopposed?

Hold up. No one else is running?

What this frat needs is someone with integrity, a passion for giving back,

and strong leadership.

I'm Andre Johnson, and I'm running for game of president.

Ooh, Andre!

As I shared my four-point plan covering both the macro and micro of how I would

elevate the gammas, I knew I had my brothers in the palm of my hand.

So as your president, I think that I can serve this brotherhood by leading us

into the future and preparing us for future success.

Thank you, guys. Thank you, thank you.

Slight work.

See, I think what the general had to say sounds pretty good.

But I'm not here to talk to y'all today about pretty good.

I'm here to talk to y'all today about being unlimited.

Unlimited? What is he, a cell phone player?

See, my opponent wants to talk about unbalanced budgets.

I want unlimited budgets.

No, that's just not how money works.

And for what, you ask?

Unlimited parties.

And now, hold on. And do you know who will be at those parties?

Who?

Unlimited bitches.

Except that each. There are like 10,000 bitches at this school, Max.

That's a limited number of bitches.

We are the Gammas.

We are unlimited.

Mr. Popular out.

Unlimited!

Unlimited!

Unlimited! Working on your new book? How you two had to stay on campus forever?

For your information, little Luke, I have a full night planned.

I'm going to be grading papers and enjoying some of these natural wine

selections Doug is offering.

And rating them from Funky to Doug. I hope my O-Chem professor grades our

tests on a similarly wobbly curve.

I wish I saw you guys before I used Doug's free printer to print a hundred

copies of these, but what do you think?

Huh? Is this the face of someone you'd vote to be president?

You look like you belong on the front of an oatmeal box.

Ooh, great breakfast, and also good for you and good to you.

That's a fire slogan right there. Boom. You're gonna lose.

rude but that is not an option okay and i cannot let someone win who has based

our entire platform around the word unlimited listen andre this means a lot

to you you have to do whatever it takes to win but like cleanly right yes uh

most of the campaigns i've seen be dirtiest or sadly the most successful

and if you want to win you need to find a way to take this guy down no one is

squeaky clean andre and if they are make sure they're not catch my drift But if

it's for the greater good, it's not that bad, right?

Yeah, it's worse, actually. Look, I think these flyers show who you are. And

in my experience, that's who you should be.

Take it from someone who's been in the trenches, man. A good policy is a good

policy. Honesty is the best policy.

Exactly. So start getting honest about your opponent's dirty laundry.

I don't know.

But I do think that your strategy has merits.

I'm going to go run me some more flyers, though. Hey, but trust me. Stop printing

flyers and start stealing emails.

It's horrible advice.

It's great advice.

All this talk of running has got me hungry. Keala, how do you feel about

hitting up Pop-Duck Pupuca?

Are you trying to take me to an El Salvadorian sex party? Because I'm in.

No, it's a food truck at this gallery opening downtown.

Oh, yeah, I'll go.

Despite Keala's advice to get dirty, a gamma man is a man of integrity.

And that's how I would debate. Like Michelle Obama said, when they go low,

we go high. And that's why I'm saying unlimited water.

I hate to break this to you, bro, but we're in a drought. Which is why I'll

bring the Gammas unlimited drought relief.

That's not even a thing, Darius.

Okay, all right. Now let's move on to the next topic, the chapter pledge

initiative. As president, how do each of you plan to spike new recruit interest

and get our pledge numbers up? It's an excellent question, big boy, and a topic

I hold near and dear.

I plan to start the recruitment process early.

Man, quit playing.

Ain't nobody trying to hear all that.

Look, the only recruitment strategy we need is word of mouth.

Now, Holly, if you hear me, unlimited everything.

Unlimited everything.

Unlimited everything.

Unlimited everything.

Unlimited everything.

You want to win?

You need to find a way to take this guy down.

Unlimited everything.

Unlimited everything.

Okay, okay, okay. What about unlimited truth?

Huh? You ready to hear that?

Yeah.

I know who dropped the booty bomb in the dryer.

Oh, shit. That's right.

Mm-hmm.

And I hate to do this. I really hate to do this because this is someone I have a

lot. You know what? Actually, matter of fact, I got unlimited love for this man.

But it was none other than my opponent, Mr. Popular.

Chad.

I did not have stool relations with that dryer.

Does bottomless michelada Monday night a month ago ring a bell to you?

You were what a white woman would describe as shwasted.

Did you or did you not wake up on the laundry room floor?

Yeah, but the, but that's the thing.

Yeah, your butt was the problem.

Sorry,

Mrs. Obama, but when they go low, I go lower.

I can't believe we aren't popping our papooses right now. Yeah, darn.

What a shame if we can't all look away for nothing.

I'm sure they have food here somewhere.

You thirsty bitch.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'll admit, I am beyond thirsty. I'm parched. When I'm around her, I feel

something I've never felt before.

I feel uncool.

Even her wave is hot.

Okay, if you're an ally, be an ally.

Help me cover.

Okay, I got you.

I am a great liar.

Hey, stalker.

Stalker's friend.

Oh, no.

Nobody is a stalker here, okay? I...

I dragged Zara here tonight because I just, I love the art of fashion.

Fashion, wow.

So?

It's crazy running into you here. You know what they always say, the world is

so small.

Oh my God, you're so weird.

Come on, work the room with me.

Nope.

Best of delivery.

Hey, Sloan, my favorite wine rep.

I was about to get rid of all my wine so I can see you again.

Oh, sounds like I went either way.

All right, now, don't judge.

Okay. But I got some jalapeno poppers.

I heard they go good with the salt blanc.

I don't know if I believe that will pair well together.

But I'm down to try anything, one.

Oh, so the lady likes adventure.

She does?

Uh-huh.

Speaking of lights, I have a Shiraz I want you to try.

Oh, well, let's open it. Oh, hold on now. You can't rush fine wine or fine

women.

Oh, so you think you're fine.

We've been set on more than one occasion.

Man. Yes, sir. Good looking out, man. I will never be able to look at Mr.

Lottamundi the same.

Mr. Popular!

Damn. Hey, and I was with you on the drop thing.

I am not about to vote for a climate denier. Well, here's a convenient truth.

I'm your guy, all right?

Put it there, too tall.

God, Cole.

Man, bro, I didn't see you there.

Had to get you a little bell to wear when I'm president.

Well, I found it for you.

That's all you can remember at all.

What? I don't really think I need this. I was just there, but... Think of a way

to remember when you still had a soul.

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

Did Mr. Poplar take a duke in a dryer?

Did I take a duke in a dryer? You didn't? Ah, see, that right there shows

that you don't even know if Mr. Poplar did. What is your game here, all right?

You can't prove anything, all right?

All right.

I guess we're just both out to live with that.

But there are three sides to every story, all right?

And only you, me, and the dryer know the truth.

Are you mad at me for stalking you?

I'm annoyed that you didn't follow me back on IG and just asked to meet up at

this exhibit.

This stalking show could have been a modeling show.

I think I prefer the stock and chill. Hey, I don't mean to interrupt, but I

had one of my photographers take some candids earlier.

I think you two might like to have these.

I'm Alaylee, the curator of this exhibit.

I think you bought their naturals.

Streetwear is all in the attitude, and I think you can pull off a lot of these

different styles being showcased.

Thank you. Thank you.

These are actually really good.

I like these.

I never thought I would like an event like this.

I thought it was dumb at first, but then the money came in and I realized that I

like money.

And sometimes, as a bonus, I meet cool people.

Salud. Salud.

You know, I can't remember the last time I did something like this.

What, drink wine?

No. Had company that wasn't a crazy student or a man-child that needed hot

sauce to eat his food.

I'm serious.

So you're saying I'm good company?

No. I'm saying you're great company.

You know, this is good.

But I think I know something that'll taste better.

I think I could suggest something that's off the menu.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Something came up.

This was great.

It's not you.

Heard that before.

Keep up, little bro. I just marked another one.

You call that a snipe, doo-doo?

Hey, a hit is a hit, and I'm on a roll.

A roll of toilet paper.

General Streak.

I'm sorry. I think my game's glitching. What are you talking about?

You know exactly what I'm talking about. You know what you did last dryer cycle.

Fecal Fibber?

Weird.

Could have sworn I heard something.

You did me dirty, bro.

Pun intended.

Unlimited feces.

You mean that dry nose to truth.

Look,

dude, why are you screaming unlimited feces from the parking lot?

I'm good. No, I'm good. I told you to lay off the gummy melatonin, didn't I?

Get your shoes off my cap. I'm good.

Brothers, the votes are in.

General, or should I say president, come claim your throne.

Congratulations.

Make me proud, brother.

I will, I will. That's your president.

I've wanted this more than anything.

Why now that it's mine and I've won, do I feel like I've lost?

Thank you for putting your trust in me.

You guys have become like a family to me.

And I can't tell you how honored I am to be named your leader.

But the truth is, I don't deserve

this. If I accepted this, I would be betraying the Gamma Man that you all

taught me to be.

Therefore, I must concede this presidency.

Look, look, I owe you all an apology.

Especially you, Mr. Popular, because I lied that you did number two in the

dryer.

Deception! Would you shut your shirtless ass up, man?

Let the guy speak.

I guess I just wanted it so badly that I lost sight of who I was when I started

doing this in the first place.

So my point is...

Mr. Popular should be our next president.

I'm sorry.

Thanks, Joe. Yeah, no problem. Thank you.

Hey.

Can I get a second chance on the rocks?

Look, I'm sorry for leaving so abruptly, but if you have time later, we could

finalize that wine list and some other things.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie. At first, I thought you left me to see another man

or something.

Well, not another man, per se.

Sometimes you get so fixated on a certain outcome that you don't allow

yourself the possibility for change.

But the second you escape from that box you put yourself in...

all kinds of new possibilities open up for you.

I thought the best way for me to give back to the Gammas was to be the leader.

But it was never really about me.

Leadership is about doing what's best for the team, even when it's not in your

own best interest.

You missed one, brother.

Damn! I don't care if I'm not president, I'm still going to get you that bell to

wear. Don't worry about me.

I just came to check in on you.

It was quite the scene you made earlier, Doc.

Yeah, I did not see it coming.

But I was impressed.

Yeah, I don't know what happened, man.

I feel like I just thought that I needed to win to show that I could lead.

I just wanted to be someone that everyone could depend on, you know?

I feel like I let y'all down by trying to be the best that I could be for the

Gammas. Oh, man, it's the tale as though it is time.

On the quest of trying to be the best for us?

It ends up bringing out the worst in yourself.

I just hope that the next time the guys give me pink eye, it's on accident.

Look, bro, don't worry about them. The boys will come around, all right?

Everyone here knows you got our back.

Look, there are many ways to lead.

It doesn't always have to be the way that's facing outward.

Yo, thanks for the help, bro.

I really appreciate your honesty on Dryer K.

I didn't scooby-joo in anyone's dryer.

But you admitted it.

Did I?

Yeah.

Weird.

When was he even drawing this?

Damn.

It really did capture my kind eyes, though.

Okay, guys.

Unlimited honesty.

I did, in fact, duke in the dryer.

I am seeking help.

And I'm not deserving of the presidency.

I was right?

Wow. That was a total shot in the dark.

Unless my bros are about unlimited forgiveness.

In which case, I accept.

And ask the general to be my vice.

On which you, Mr. Popular?

Or shall I say, Mr. President?

All right.

All right.

My man.