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My time, I watch my wrist, my house, my rise and grind. I give away all this.

Oh, wow.

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the gym bros are walking

around shirtless. It's summer, baby! School ended two weeks ago, and what a

year it was!

I became a frat star, day traded through Carpal Tunnel, partied naked,

and dated like I'm LL.

I was doing it and doing it and doing it well.

But now, I'm ready for beach days, barbecues, and bikini. In between all of

my summer course load, of course. But before any of that sexiness can begin,

I've got to do one more thing.

I have a very unsexy lunch with my dad.

A toast to you actually completing two full semesters of college in a row.

Cheers, Junior.

Dad, it's Andre now.

Yeah, okay.

I don't know why this is so hard for you. It's what you named me. No, it's

what your mama named you. I wanted to go with Buster.

He was big at the time!

I'm sorry, why am I here?

Because whatever you're calling yourself, I'm proud of you, Junior.

You know why you dragged your feet into college?

What, with leaving my alma mater after ten minutes?

Living in your car?

I'm sorry, did you...

Did I hear you say I'm proud of you in there?

That you did.

Because that I am.

Feels good.

What classes are you taking this summer?

Uh, you know, I just haven't really picked a major yet. I just feel like

there's so many things that I can do. But I'm taking a bunch of fun electives

right now.

Meme theory, rhetoric of alien abduction.

Still no major?

Yeah, I feel like I have plenty of time to pick a major, right? Not worried.

Maybe you should be. Because if you're not careful, you'll end up 40.

Single and living off gogurts like Charlie. So you need to stop treading

water and pick a major.

Gotta love dads. Just when you feel like you've accomplished something, they

swoop in to let you know you ain't done shit.

You know what, Dad?

You're right. It's no problem.

Just gonna pick a major.

That's what I love to see.

You know what else I love to see?

A soft caddy?

Mm-hmm.

It's like a flavored poobah.

You know, we're not just eating.

We're working.

I hate to admit it, but my dad is right. I have been having some trouble figuring

out my next step. I went from being ahead of my friends to now feeling like

I'm behind them. I need to declare my major before next year. There are just

so many options to weigh and so many factors to factor. I feel like my brain

is stuck and I just... Can't get it into gear, you know? Like even with Annika.

Right now we're stuck in this weird gray area. I don't know what to say or what

to do because I'm always trying not to blame myself.

Hey. Hey, what you up to?

Oh, nothing, you know, just having lunch with my dad.

See you, Dad.

Stop it. It's my treat.

All right, love you too. Very proud of you too, big guy.

Sorry about that.

What you up to?

No. I was thinking, before I start shooting Influencer Island in Chicago

next week, I'm going to hit up this music festival called Way Too Turnt.

Way Too Turnt. Sounds floppy as hell.

Better behave yourself.

But not for me. Just for your own personal health and safety.

Well, NLE Choppa is headlining, and supposedly it has that chaotic energy of

early Coachella.

I'm meeting the girls there. You should come through. You know, if you want.

Come through.

Uh... Don't act thirsty.

Don't go. If I say no, will she think I'm blowing her off again? If I do go,

will we get married?

Ooh, a hug.

I'm really busy, but I'll think about it. So maybe. Cool. Yeah. I mean, it was

just the last one I did, so whatever.

Anyway, I have to run. Bye. Bye.

All right, boys.

Here is to Zeke.

All right.

We are going to miss you at Cal U, but we know that you're going to kill it at

NorCal State. If you hate attractive people and the sun, you're going to love

it up there.

Cheers. Here we go.

There it is.

I'm excited, but I'm just stressing over this whole Lauren situation.

You know, I told her I was transferring, but she wants to do long distance. So

it's just like, I don't know.

Yeah, long distance is no walk in the park, my friend. You see, what happens

is you're so far from each other that you have access to completely different

parks.

Things were going great, but now I got this new NIL deal, be on a new team, at

a new school.

I just know that I'm going to be under a lot of pressure, and I just don't know

if I'll have room for a relationship, especially one that's long distance.

I just don't know what to do.

I think it's pretty obvious what you need to do, bro.

Yeah, you're right.

Oh, there's a new Indiana Jones.

You're joking, right? You didn't know about Indiana Jones and the Dial of

Destiny? Well, clearly you do. Of course I know. He's the greatest college

professor of all time. Who else, you know, can earn a tenure while staying

undefeated against Nazis?

Yeah, that man is untouchable. Meanwhile, I can't even pick out my

major or decide whether or not I should wash my jeans.

Wash them.

There's literally zero downside to that. All right, you know what? Better

example. Um, Annika invited me to weigh two turnfests. I messed up. I

overthought it, I froze, and I told her I was busy.

She hung up on me, and now she's pissed.

Huh, way too turn-fest.

I mean, it looks lit to me. I'll be busy as hell managing Bar None all summer, so

I could use it as a last hoorah. Mm-hmm.

Hell, I'll go.

Yeah, with Zoe moving in, my life's about to be nothing but Real Housewives

of Inglewood and losing all of my sink space.

Come in. Yeah.

Lauren's gone. Maybe I could use this to, you know, give her one really great

last day before I break up with her. It'd be like if your dog's about to die,

and you give him chocolate-cheeked pancakes.

Looks like a...

Really grim chicken-of-the-egg scenario.

But you guys just heard about this festival, and now you're all going?

Oh, yeah.

How do you do that? Think about it this way. Do you know who would never doubt

himself?

Time to dial into your destiny, my friend.

I guess I just gotta figure out a way to let Anika know I'm coming. You don't

need to do that right now, man. Right now, you put the phone down, you pick

the beer up.

We're getting turnt. Way too turnt! Yeah!

It's about time to cut up.

Step out with my friends, yeah.

It's been a long week, it's time to get it right.

Real high, we good as the sky.

He just won his mask all night.

Get to the party and they take it soft.

Take it back, take it back, take it back.

I'm taking that, don't you still talk. I was drinking that.

Guys, the festival already started.

The chugging portion of the day is over. Kayla, what are you talking about? We

still have a whole tub left.

I'm talking about the schedule.

Go, go, go, go.

Got my heels and my lipstick.

I've got a day planned down to the minute. Food, drink, and bathroom break

are built in.

Okay, but what if we, like, you know, lived our lives unencumbered by your

particular lunacy?

Look, we're about to go spend our summer doing all these serious things we have

to do, so I just wanted to make sure we maximized this day.

Stick to my plan, and you won't miss one iota of fun.

Sounds fun.

So much fun!

All right.

Wow, they are indeed two turns.

I think we're going to go find the girls. Catch you guys in a bit. Is that

cool? See you later. Yep.

All right.

Ready to tear the thing up?

Yeah, I don't know where to start.

Right, right. We shouldn't rush into it.

As much as I've been struggling making choices lately, I'm here at way too

turnt, and I'm putting all of that behind me.

There she is.

When I was drafting my text, I was struggling to find the right words, so I

think I'm gonna just go with... Surprise!

Andre!

What are you doing here?

Mame? You gotta be kidding me.

Andre, hey.

Mame literally just rolled up with a bunch of Cal U students.

It's so crazy. It's like a reunion in here.

Yeah, I didn't even know she was going to be here, bro.

You good?

What do you want to do, Andre?

Drop this fool. No, it's a peace offering.

Is she still a huge fan?

Be cool.

Do not be weird.

Oh, another hawk.

Andre. Andre.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know what?

I'm good. I'm good. I'm just going to grab a drink.

All right. I say we enjoy the collection of small plates.

And then finish off the vino and head back to the pits. Sounds fire.

We just have to polish off this shrimp first.

There he is. Come take a seat. All right.

Get your feast on.

What's up, man?

Where's Zeke? You find Anika?

Uh, Zeke is looking for the girl. I found Anika.

She's back there.

With Kwame.

Her ex-kwame?

I said we find this young man and tune his ass up.

Fight him. Yeah, I don't know. I just... She keeps calling me.

Maybe I'm being crazy. Maybe I'm making something out of nothing. Probably so.

Only don't really got health insurance.

Listen, here's what I suggest.

You're at way too turnt. You go out there, you have a good time, and you

forget about all that. Mm-hmm.

You know what? You're right. You're right. You're right. Let's get out

there. Let's go. Let's go. Come on, y'all.

I would, typically.

But I just, we have this wine. We haven't finished it yet.

Yeah, the wine wasn't cheap. Okay, whatever. You know what? I'll talk to y

'all later.

He's only trying to shed his shrimp.

We can keep five minutes.

This is for you.

First chocolate chip pancakes, now ice cream. Yeah.

Okay, so we're here until 9.07, then Kacey Musgraves, and then Rick Fyatt.

Have you considered that Lauren is the only one who wants to go to Kacey

Musgraves? No, I also want to go to Kacey Musgraves because I love her.

I love her. Even though 21 Savage is on at the same time.

Yeah, babe, he's your favorite.

Yep. That's right.

Yo.

We heard what happened.

That's the bell, okay?

You guys know what that means? Let's get out of here, losers.

Okay, stressy and depressy, tell me what is really going on.

I don't know. Every time I have to make a decision, I just freak out. I don't

know what to do.

Okay, let me make it for you. Get out of your head, Andre. We are here to have

fun.

Drink, bitch.

Come on.

Rip it up. Rip it up.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Passed out because you were dehydrated.

Buddy, did you hear me? You passed out because you were dehydrated.

These have a left blade.

What flavor do you want?

What flavor do I want?

Blueberry. Raspberry.

Blue raspberry.

What do you think? There's a blue raspberry?

And my man's want the strawberry.

Damn,

NLE Chopper.

I'm a huge fan.

I love your grill. It's so dope.

He's my real team. Thank you, though, man. Wow. I wish I had that kind of

commitment. I'm just overwhelmed by choices lately.

At least you get to make choices, you know?

Talk to the festival heads. I'm trying to start my set with this new song, but

they're saying I can't, you know? They don't think it'll go viral.

I've just been hiding out in here, you know? I might not even go on, but, you

know, what you hiding from?

I wish I knew.

I just keep doubting myself. I'm overthinking everything, making

everything complicated.

Sounds like to me you got analysis paralysis.

When you analyze this shit so much, you can't make a decision.

That sounds like me.

What you need to do, man, is stop being afraid to make the wrong choice, you

know?

Of course.

I've never played it safe before.

Whether I was dropping out of school, kissing Annika, taking a gap year.

I just need to keep living life like that.

I don't know who Annika is, but bet.

I appreciate you, man. No, for sure.

Anything.

You know, by the way, I really think you should go out there and do that song.

You're the one that people came here to see.

Do what only you can do.

Yo, that's deep, man.

Wheels up, King.

Thank you.

Thank you. All right.

supposed to be burnt fires?

Okay, we're at the Moxie's. We have 30 seconds. Come on. Chill, I'm sweaty and

I'm exhausted. I think I have shin splints.

Do you know how long I've worked on the schedule? Let's go.

No. Enough is enough.

I'm done. Stop trying to schedule fun.

Fine. You know what? Yeah, you stay here and waste your last night of fun.

I'm gonna go have the time of my life.

Oh, not again.

I miss Brandi Carlile to get those beers.

Okay,

I can see how being too high-strung can ruin the day.

Zara, what do you want to do? Can we just stay here?

Great, yeah, let's do it.

I'm sorry.

You know, I just...

I think I've been, like, really stressed about this campaign I'm going on this

summer, so I just over-corrected.

I gotta... You have a lot of world-saving to do, so I really think

you could use some stillness this year.

I've been meaning to talk to you about something.

It's about this whole long-distance thing. I'm not sure if I'm up for it.

I know.

The minute you skipped seeing 21 Savage to go to Casey Musgraves, I knew

something was up.

Why didn't you say anything?

I guess I just wanted to enjoy our final hours since I knew the end was coming.

Look, I mean, I'd be lying if I said my heart wasn't broken.

But I would never want to hold you back.

I'm sorry, Laura.

You don't have to be.

Oh my God, Andre, there you are. Look, before you say anything, I didn't know

Kwame was coming. I didn't know you were coming. He walked up and then you walked

up and it was like the perfect storm of chaos. And I feel like I did something

wrong. I'm so sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Wait.

I just, I haven't been feeling like myself lately. I feel like every time I

look up, there's another decision that needs to be made about my life right now

and in the future. And I've just been glitching and so in my head. And when I

saw you, it's not that I didn't believe you. It's just that that's your ex,

right?

We haven't really been defined yet. I just froze.

That sounds awful.

I had no idea we were going through that. I'm sorry.

Actually, I realized that I need to stop worrying about making the wrong choice

and just go for what I want.

And what I want is to be a thing with you.

Do you want to be a thing with me?

I'd love to be a thing with you.

You know what, man?

Mm-hmm.

I think I may be aging out a little bit.

And I'm fine with it.

I'm getting old, man.

I'm getting old, and there's nothing wrong with that.

You know, I'm actually looking forward to Zoe moving in, cooking dinner,

watching TV, being in bed by 10.30.

That sounds sweet. You know, like, this whole thing made me feel like I could

parlay that sophisticated vibe from today into a more mature setting, I bar

none. The art of the spirit, curated playlists. Yeah. You know.

Sexy. I like some small plate. Mmm, hell yeah. At the new bar none, there will be

no big plates.

Yo.

What's up, guys? How was your night?

Perfection. How was yours?

Enlightening. Mm-hmm.

So what do you want to do? Should we go check out some more music?

Mm-hmm. Yo, what's up? Way to turn.

Cut the music, cut the music.

A new friend convinced me to do something a little different tonight

with y'all.

Let's do it.

You know what?

Let's go see

Annalie

Chopper.

Thanks to NLE Choppa and one way too turnt night, I got out of my head.

So way too turnt didn't turn out exactly as planned.

But I learned a lesson.

Always hydrate.

Most importantly, I got the kick in the pants that I needed to pick my major.