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her back, will ya?

I was the guy who cut the hole there. Well, I'd go cut another one then.

Get a load of the one in the brain.

Look at that great belly. I gotta see the mess.

You like this one? Oh, God.

Anyway, I wouldn't... Put your feet up there.

Shove a little. I'm shoving. Stand on the seat.

Acres of coos, tons of snacks. God, it's Cunt City!

I think so.

Look what I met my teacher. She hung me up with bullshit.

Benji, did you bring me a hot dog? What hot dog?

Well, you, he said you went for hot dogs. We went, but the stand was closed.

He only dropped dead from a full bottle of Orange Crush.

Fell on his head, right, Benji? Oh, to be sure.

Real bad.

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

You bastards, I'm stuck tight in the stand. Come on, help me out.

Hey, girls, don't you like some popsicles?

get you a treat this time, huh?

Why am I always paying for everything?

Keep your hands off the bench. Just forget it. Shut your face. I'll only

take a little. You've got to pay back. You owe me. Write it in your little

book, Huey. Come on.

Wait a minute. You can't go off and leave me stuck in the sand like a jerk.

Hi.

Stop staring, boy.

What do you think this is, a zoo kid?

Just go home, I'm telling you.

What are you doing, you filthy kid? Just leave me alone. Leave it alone.

Don't you pee me all over me.

What am I, some kind of a toilet, you little bastard?

Don't. Stop it. Stop being on me, you little shit.

I'll kill you if I get a hold of you.

Would you mind coming with me, please?

Bobby wants to talk to you.

Who's Bobby?

I let the conceited jerk come to us.

Shut up, dummy.

Look, Rick, what's happened to you?

Well, are you coming? Yes or no?

Coming, Tina?

I guess so.

Hello, Danny.

Hello. What's going on?

Come on over a little closer. I don't want anybody to hear us.

Is it true you're the very best dancer in school?

I guess, but what's it to you?

We're thinking of having a show at the end of the year, and we wanted you for

it. Oh, yeah? What kind of show? Sort of a musical with a good ballet in it.

Well, what do I have to do?

Well, somebody recommended you, and we must get a dancer who can really do a

split. Yeah, so I told the boys Tammy can split, can't you?

That's easy. Let's bring things up.

Yes, tell the boys.

Is that the technique?

Like this?

A little more.

Let's see you spread a little wider.

Like that? A little lower.

Enough?

That's better.

Ever?

Just a tiny bit more.

You see, wow!

I bet yellow was the color of her pants. Tammy, thank you. You can come back

every week and show us your booty. Don't go off.

Is she mad? Do you like doing the split also?

Dirty scum.

The hell you say.

Well, let's find us another victim.

You gave the bet on the color of Miss Big Bottom's pants?

Yeah, Huey. Go get her.

Okay, Victor. Go get her. Not me.

Hey, aren't we your buddies?

Okay. I guess your assignment's in early.

A good student concentrates on work. So what you do is organize... Excuse me,

Miss Franklin. Could you join us for a second to settle an argument for us?

Excuse me, girls. Stealing plot?

What's the problem? Well, um... Uh... Oh!

Oh!

Immortally ashamed!

Stopping so soon?

Come closer.

What'd you do today?

Jerked off.

Be serious.

I was thinking of you.

Everybody says this.

I'm crazy because I'm always talking about you, Angie.

I've written your name at least a couple hundred times in my book.

What time must you be in?

About eleven.

I just don't want you to take my pants off. You mind explaining why?

I wish you wouldn't. Look, I just don't want you to.

Misty, please.

Enough. Please. I can't help it.

I'll control you.

Oh,

don't get mad.

I'm fed up with this.

You better grow up, Doris.

All my friends have been sleeping with their girlfriends for a long time.

It isn't that I don't want to.

Well, that's bullshit.

You want to stay an old maid for the rest of your life, huh?

Benji, I love you so. Just words, that's all.

There's another way we can do it.

How?

You know.

bicycle pump. I can't find it.

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times. For you, there's nothing

up there. No harm in having a look.

Benji, close it up. I've got to find it. I put it in your closet.

Hey.

What's this?

It's just a box. Just a box. Nothing.

Put it back up there, Benji.

Benji. What the hell are these things? It's not your business. They're your

father's. He uses them in his work. It's a bench. I said you should put them back

up inside.

So what's going on?

Your son's on the boat, Nicole?

Why must you always touch things that are of no concern?

Just ask what it is.

What, what? It's a new full box of butt.

Useful only in your mother's business.

Come on, give it to me. Let go.

You know,

Ma, I think it's about time you sewed a new button on my shirt.

You're slapping the took a smartass. Now get out.

Bandit. Your public silly idea didn't do his head with those filthy tings.

They're your filthy tings as well as mine.

Didn't I beg you to take him away to the storm out of the house?

I don't want anybody to fish out shit in my house.

You thought everybody should think they're a couple of six maniacs? But,

Sonia, every couple does it. And if they all jumped off the roof, would you also

jump off, Klutz?

Just a piece of string.

Let go of it immediately.

I'm not sure I should really do that.

Let go of it, didn't you? I mean it.

Get out of my car right now!

So be here any second.

No bullshit, Huey?

No, I'm sure, sure.

Well,

I guess I ought to leave. See you tomorrow.

Have fun.

What are you doing?

Leaving.

There's going to be an orgy and you're splitting.

Have a little fun. What do these chicks come from, Huey?

Where from, where from? So you put a bag over her head, okay?

Cool it, they're here.

Probably was, all right. They're wonderful, huh?

How you doing, Wendy?

Hi, this is Miriam and that's Gina.

Welcome to our little snake pit.

Take a seat.

We better get on to the party.

What's this party nonsense?

What, Marta didn't mention it?

So do I have to spell anything out? I'll just go myself if you don't want to go.

Strange you never mention any party.

What's the difference?

It'll be fun. She never mentioned it because it's kind of a surprise party.

Right, Bobby?

Yeah, lots of people and great music.

You'll have a ball.

Look, I've got to speak to you for a second.

Sure. This won't take long, Huey.

They're dogs, come on.

So they're not raving beauties. They fuck, that's what counts.

You know, Martyrs said these short ones been fucking since she was ten.

What are we getting into, Marta?

A simple date with nice guys and oh, some great music and a little dancing.

Are you sure they won't try anything?

I'm positive they won't.

Are you coming or not?

Hang on a sec, I'm discussing.

Girls?

Both of us have to be home by ten o'clock. No reason not to.

Just make yourselves at home.

Come on, sweetie. He's in. In.

I don't think I'm going to like this.

There's nothing to worry about. Benji's folks are out for the night.

What happened to all the people you're going to have here?

They'll be here any minute.

Probably on their way now.

Laura and Johnny were lovers. I guess so. We know what we came to do.

Come on, guys, let's go with it.

Benji.

Benji. Oh,

Casey,

what do you think of them? They better not be virgins.

I'm not guaranteeing anything.

Look, I touted Benji and Bobby. If these chicks don't screw, they'll kill me.

Then have fun while you're still alive.

Stop it.

What's the matter? You don't like Betty? Who said I don't like it?

Then what's the matter?

I only just met you tonight.

Would you like to dance?

I don't really care.

You don't care yes or you don't care no?

I don't mind.

You don't mind what?

I guess so if you want to.

I want to.

Then I want to.

They heard him say, Tell Laura I love her.

Tell Laura I need her.

What do you think of him? Think of who?

The guy who's singing.

You'll get nothing from this, you know.

From what?

Nothing, this kind of talk. I just asked if you like the guy who's singing.

I'm on to your reaction.

And I've got some news for you. You're going to get nothing from me.

Would you like something to drink? Got any soda?

Got any soda?

Any soda? We've got soda. We've got soda. We've got soda.

You all want soda?

Why not?

We'll just go and fix your drinks.

The minute he started with the hand, I told him there was no chance.

I think it's best to tell him you got the rag on. Oh, that's pretty good. I

really do have my period.

You know?

Besides, I don't know what's going on with my cycle. I usually get it every

two months or so, and then it lasts for weeks on end. Must be a drag.

Boy, do they have hot pants.

Why don't we put a little something in their drinks?

There's vodka.

Oh, great vodka.

Benji, I'm going to take that blonde to your room. Get out of here. They're a

couple of virgins. They're virgins like I'm tall, dark, and handsome.

Drink up, girls.

Peanuts, have some.

Go ahead, drink.

It tastes horrible.

It's a new imported soda.

My father imports it special.

Yeah, that's right.

Will I see you for a second?

I'll be right back.

Why don't you sit down?

Why is it so dark?

The light bulb burned itself out. Move closer.

I want to know why you called me in here.

So that they could have a little privacy.

the same thing we are.

Come on, they're all cool.

Let's go somewhere nice and quiet.

I thought you'd never ask.

Have a good time.

You want some?

You want a peanut?

No, thanks.

Hey,

the

record's stuck.

What? I said the record's stuck. Could you... There, of course.

That's enough, Huey. You want to take off your shirt? I'm not going to let

you. It's not really fair.

You made a promise to me. You promised you would keep naked.

No, quit it. I won't quit. I want to see without your shirt.

I'm bashful.

What for?

Because.

What am I going to do?

I don't know.

I won't undress.

Okay, you go out on the balcony.

Why should I, Marta?

Suppose I'm in bed, waiting, nude, under the covers. Then you have to count to

100 first.

Okay, Marta, I will count to 100 and then come in, huh?

To 100, then I'm coming.

One, two.

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,

13, 14, 15, 16, 17.

Angela,

are you home? Gemma, I'm here.

is going on?

Romick, I think your son should explain what's going on.

Benji, kindly tell your mama what is going on here.

Miriam, this is my father and mother.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Nice to meet you.

I'm out of here. You should know already your mother has high blood pressure.

Why didn't somebody fix the record?

Why does he do this to me?

Why, I ask? Okay, okay. Calm yourself.

All right, come lie down a little bit. I knew it would turn out like this.

Hey, what do you say we continue this bash at the beach, huh?

to the bed, huh? And I'll get you a nice hot cup of tea. It'll make you feel

better. Yeah, I'll close the door. I've got such a headache.

Why does my stupid son do such terrible tea?

75, 77.

You hear me?

I'm almost finished.

85, 87, 91, 97, 98, 99.

Bingo!

Stop already, Romy.

Romy!

Sandy's mother, what are you doing here? What am I doing here?

What are you doing here, you little shit?

Romy!

I hear you.

What are you doing with that boy?

I'm going to play hide-and-seek with all my friends. I'll give you hide-and-seek.

Why don't you call the police while they jump in my bed all night? I know, I was

just playing hide-and-seek. You're going to get hide-and-seek right now.

Right now, I'll give you your no good bum. What are you doing in bed with

my...

It's not true that fat guys have little cocks and skinny guys big ones. Yeah,

it's true.

Yeah, you know what I heard? What?

You can tell by the size of their nose. Wow, just imagine the prick under Randy.

Did you know that all fat guys are huge? A load of garbage. It's a common myth.

No, it's the truth. How do you know?

Because I've been to the showers by the beach house and I saw this guy hung like

a horse.

Pity his girlfriend.

I've heard that most girls dig large ones. Now you're an expert in fancy

fucking too, Victor Floyd.

What Victor speaks, Victor knows. Don't forget, he's got the biggest one, about

eight inches. To be precise, nine. It's not the size of it. It's how you use it,

Bobby. I know better.

Oh, yeah? I bet you can't find the right hole to put it in, shirt.

Yours is so tiny, you lost sight of it.

When he masturbates, he needs somebody to help him find it.

Keep your hands off, Tubalard. Cut it out, man. Don't be a drag. Quit it.

Come on, will ya?

Okay, everybody in the water.

Come on.

Poetry in the most...

Will you watch it?

Benji? Nicky?

I haven't seen you in I don't know how long. I've been around.

How have you been?

Pretty good.

What about you? Me? I'm having a fabulous life full of good times and

parties. Last time I saw you was with your friend. She still run with Bobby

and Huey?

Yeah. Give her my best.

I will.

Why not tell them yourself they came to the beach with me? No, it's better this

way, sugar.

Okay.

Well, uh, I guess, uh, see you soon? Yeah, see you. Why don't you call me

sometime?

What? In fact, you could come up Saturday night. You kidding?

I'm serious.

Are you sure?

You're invited.

Okay.

Oh, uh, Doris, this is Nikki.

Hi.

Well, uh, gotta go. Bye. See you soon. I hope so, Benji.

Who was that girl?

Just a friend. She was in my class.

Did you have a date?

No, Bobby did.

Okay, Vic,

you promised a party.

It's all set for Saturday night.

You folks gonna be out? Don't worry your pretty head.

It's okay with my parents.

Everyone should bring their own bottle.

Benji will bring one for the two of us.

No, I can't come on Saturday.

Busy? Because I have a math exam I've got to cram for.

Well, couldn't we just drop by for a little bit?

No, I'm behind in it. I've got to get ready.

You can go by yourself if you want. By myself?

It'll be okay.

Why not, Taurus?

Hey, you want to watch a couple making it?

Benji, your mother can help you with something.

Looking for some underwear.

You'll leave things nice and neat.

I just removed a pair of shorts and an undershirt. I'm going to take a shower.

You're going out tonight?

Yeah. There, may I ask? To a party.

You got only parties on your brain. That's right.

I know the kind of parties you're going to, my son. A bunch of filtered old

parties.

And don't you forget to wipe the feet and clean the heels.

Your heart to take is what you'll give me.

Benji.

Hi. What are you doing out here? I thought you'd be buried in your book.

Yeah, I thought I'd give myself a break and was on my way to see you.

But what brings you here? I wanted to give you a present.

What? A present.

A present?

Uh-huh. I hope you like it.

Sure, it's neat. Thanks. Here, let me put it on for you.

You do like it. But why a present all of a sudden? Don't you know what day this

is, Benji? No. I just realized it's our anniversary two months tonight.

How about that?

Uh-huh.

It calls for a kiss, doesn't it?

I'd be delighted.

Would you like something cool to drink?

No. What's the matter?

I'm okay.

Why are you upset then?

I'm not upset. If you want to dance, go ahead and dance. Do what you want. I

want to dance with you.

I'm just not in the mood, all right, Doris? Excuse me, I'm sorry I asked.

Can you stay a minute? I have something I want to tell you.

This won't take long.

Bobby, got a cigarette?

Sammy, can I see you for a second? Later, fellas.

What's happening between you and Doris?

What do you mean? Nothing's happening.

What the hell's wrong? Nothing.

Well, what about Nikki?

What about her?

It's me you're talking to, Benji. I saw what happened on the beach.

Okay, so what about it?

Listen to me, Benji. The bride's no good.

You should forget the chick exists.

Will you stop bucking my head up, Bobby? I mean it.

How'd you make your little friend here so upset?

I was going to ask you if you had a clue. You know him better than I do.

Shit, come on.

What time do you have to be home?

Oh, why are you trying to get rid of me? Oh, don't be an idiot.

I just don't want your folks to get angry with me.

Well, you don't have to worry. They told me I could stay out up to midnight if I

want.

Nikki? It's Benji.

No, I got stuck somewhere.

I'll cut loose as soon as I can.

Listen, is it okay if I pop in?

Sure.

I won't be long.

I promise.

See you soon.

Listen, Doris.

I'm sorry. Good night. Will I see you tomorrow?

Sure. Can we go for a swim?

Sure. Why not?

All right.

Well, good night.

Later. Later.

Hi.

Hi.

Am I too late?

No, my folks are off on a vacation, lucky for us. Come on in.

What took you so long? I was worried.

I had trouble getting rid of this clinging vine.

Your girlfriend?

Yes. Sort of.

The one I met on the beach?

Yeah. She's pretty cute.

I guess so.

Sticks to me like glue.

She showed up just as I was headed for your place, and then she dragged me to

this stupid party.

She love you?

Well, it is so.

Do you love her?

Don't be stupid.

Then you've broken up with her.

That's about it.

She was so upset when I told her I was through.

Difficult breaking up.

Come closer.

You're perspiring.

I ran all the way here.

You go take a shower while I fix you a drink.

What about your folks?

Don't worry, they're away until tomorrow.

Do you need anything?

No.

Each heart longing for its home.

There they lie.

Fancy. Hmm?

I want to ask you a question.

What?

You've got to tell me the truth, though.

I will.

Were you in love with me when I was going out with Bobby way back when?

Why do you ask?

Tell me.

Come on, you know I was.

Are you still?

Can't you guess?

Not here.

I love you.

Such a good son. Wonderful boy.

Only when it comes to what to wear. All these kids want these Meshuggah clothes.

They all want to look like this Pressler.

Like what?

All this Pressler. Are you there for something?

The Meshuggah singer with sideburns?

With sideburns. You can forget about these pants, Ma. I want black ones, not

baggy like this.

You can wear black, but I lie in my grave. I don't want these stupid pants.

It's final.

I want you to dress like a human being this time, not like a gangster out of

the mafia.

I want my cousin to meet you like a normal person, not like a crazy bum.

Why don't you tell him how handsome he looks?

Listen, they feed like tomato water. They make you look like a rich person.

In fact, I would say they suit you so well, look like a royal prince.

Would I lie?

They're too old-looking, very big, and ugly as hell. I want black or nothing,

you hear?

My God, who wears black in these terrible times?

They're not even fashionable.

These pants were made in the ultimate style, the same as the ones... What's

the name of that thing of the American?

You mean Elvis Presler?

Albert Presler?

I'll take that color. It looks lovely on you.

All right, that's enough about your cousin.

No. You see how he talks to his mother?

Just because I want him to look nice for his cousin, I have to put up with this?

People? Sven Svansik.

Awesome. You've got to be out of your mind. It's 22 and not a penny less.

Then we'll forget him.

Benji, take off the pants. We'll go somewhere else.

Where are you going?

Driving us both nuts.

Just before?

You'll see if you begin to understand how quick you'll change.

Ma, will you please do as I say and take those trousers off?

Hey, lady, come back here. We'll talk.

There's nothing to talk about.

Fifteen is my final word.

All right, fifteen. Come on.

And don't forget, this includes the alterations.

Tell me, how can he know what to alter if you take the pants off and don't wear

them? You told me to change, Ma.

Did I tell you to put them back on so you won't look like a slob, eh?

If they shrink, you're going to hear about it.

Are you out of your mind? It's the best English cloth.

But you sure think it's great enough. I don't want her to be embarrassed to

introduce you to her cousin.

Get off my back, will you, Ma? You're lucky I'm here at all. What does this

cousin of yours look like?

Then I left Poland. She was a child.

But I'm told she's the image of her mother. So how will you recognize her?

I'll know, all right.

She's young.

She's beautiful.

Why does she have to come stay with us instead of Aunt Fanny's place, huh?

Exactly my question.

He asks some questions. Do you encourage?

I don't encourage.

But I can't for the life of me see how she's going to fit in with the three of

us. And I must mention the fact that your sister's lodge house is very

convenient. My sister... Betty is not young anymore. She couldn't be

responsible. The woman works all day.

You expect she should have guests?

Hello.

Shalom Aleichem.

Shalom Aleichem. This is my Benji. This is my husband, Romy.

Benji, you'll take the bags to your car.

This is real bouquet.

I have some candy for you.

Come, come, we'll take you home. Aren't you father?

What father?

Your daddy.

Mine is dead a long time.

Don't tell me.

I heard that it happened that it died. Sure, sure, it's finished.

I thought Mania would have told you.

But is this Mania? Never heard of Mania? You say you never heard of Mania? Just a

second, a second. Who are you? I would like to know.

Why do you ask?

Rosie, fine.

Then dance with her.

Sonia, she is not your cousin.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Please, you excuse me. I thought you were my cousin.

Give the bags back to the lady. Excuse us, lady.

There's my family. There's my aunt, huh?

What do you want from us? Go have a look.

Go already. Go.

Amazing how you recognize her. I felt you ran right up to us, right?

A person comes up to us right away. She's your cousin.

Sonia.

Hi there, Bob.

I'm Frida.

Oh, hi, Frida.

Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida.

Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida. Hi, Frida.

Hi, Frida.

Hi, Frida.

Hi,

Frida.

My dad!

I'm sure you don't find soup like this in a restaurant.

Isn't that true, Rommick?

Oh, absolutely positively.

It's good, huh?

Oh, yes.

Thanks.

Maybe Fredo would like to move to my house.

What for?

In this house, there's plenty of room.

Besides, you're working hard, and every day you're away from the house.

Don't talk. Your soup will get cold.

Be it clear what he belongs to you?

What about you, Pa?

What are you doing out of bed? Look, I'm getting myself an aspirin. Get a glass

of water for me.

All right, I'll bring you one in a minute. Get out of this bed.

I find you like this, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

But you were doing... No, no, just get out.

Go, go, out, out, out, out.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night. Good night. Good night. Stop it, you dumb good night. I'm very

thirsty. Get in there. Stay in that room or else.

Stop it. Good night, Captain. My guilt's already.

Give me, give me, give me.

Wait,

there's some beautiful girl, you know.

Why don't you come play cards with her? I don't know. I suppose she wouldn't

know how to play around in the way we play. I don't know. She had a very

difficult day. She's going tomorrow.

She's getting ready to leave.

Hey, what are you doing?

Benji, what are you crazy? Then why wouldn't she do me?

Oh, my friend.

My friend?

Oh, I spoke to Benji. He said it was all right.

cards I don't need.

Sonia, you got something to drink for the card players.

If you put a pot of water on, there is coffee.

Of course I'll do it. This round, do me out. I'll get coffee.

What's Sonia mean to coffee? My coffee is no good.

Play, play.

A good husband, you're very lucky.

I wouldn't wish him on my voice, thanks.

Oh, my God, what a great piece.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

No, no, later.

Can I come in, please?

No, no, later.

Okay, okay, I'll come later.

Get up, will you? Go away, go away.

I can't, I'm stuck.

Just pull me out.

Pull me out, please.

I can't, I'm stuck inside.

Would you believe it? They're stuck.

No, this is his blood.

Frida broke the faucet and I just fixed it.

Well, I hope so. I don't want to float.

It's okay. I fixed it.

Good night.

Good night.

Night. Oh, she destroyed my car.

Oh, you again.

Who was that?

Oh, Stuart.

He's a pretty cute guy.

Friend of yours?

We used to be sort of close.

Why, does it bother you a lot?

Put his hands all over you. I suppose that's all right.

What's wrong with it?

Nothing. A little hard on your reputation.

Who cares about that?

I do.

No problem, honey.

No more like ours.

You better get this straight. I'm free to have as many boyfriends as I damn

well feel like having.

Stuart is one of my friends, the same as my other friends, and the same as you

are. No, I'm not like them. What does that mean?

I love you.

Look, I don't want to hear anymore of this garbage.

I love you, baby, really.

All right, now look, Benji, I've had enough of this love stuff to last me

forever, so are we going or not?

I said I won't shake the picture. I mean,

I just can't see like... Benji! Benji!

Hi, Doris, I didn't see you.

Yesterday, I waited for you.

Yeah, I had to stay after class.

The bell is ringing. Come on. Don't go.

I want to speak to you.

The bell is ringing. I don't want to be late.

Seems as if you're avoiding me. Avoiding you? What are you talking about?

Don't lie to me. I've been out of my mind worrying about what's been

happening to us.

I think you've got a vivid imagination. There's nothing wrong.

We hardly see each other. Because it's the end of the year. There's finals and

I need to study hard. There's just no time.

Will you stop crying?

Everybody's staring at us.

What do you care? I don't.

That's enough, Doris.

Please, come on.

Benji, will you tell the truth even if it hurts? If it's over between us, I've

got to know.

It's not over at all.

But you've changed, and it's not imagination.

It's just my damn exams are driving me half nuts.

It's going to be all right.

Benji, I want you to say you love me.

Not now. I can't. There, you see?

Oh, boy.

Okay, I love you. Now let's go to class.

Go ahead.

I'll get there later.

Hi, folks. Hello. How are you, Huey?

I'm okay.

Can I talk to you guys for a minute?

No, it's not for your delicatessen. It's just for the boys. Do you understand?

I'll be right back.

What's got you hot, Huey? You're sweating like a hog.

You'll sweat too when you hear what I've got to tell you. So talk, Cubby.

Why don't you put a zipper on your mouth? Go on, tell us. Never mind.

You know Tommy, my brother's friend?

Sure.

The boy just took up the piano.

Oh, terrific news. The whole point is, the piano teacher's a nymphomaniac. You

just grab her pussy and she flips and flops like a mink.

Wowee, do you have her address?

Of course, Mason Street, number six.

She lives right up there.

What did you say her name was? Eva Coopersmith.

Okay, I'll go in first.

Bobby, don't be scared to get right to it.

Oh, Hugh, lend us a ten, huh? What the hell for?

The lesson. They'll charge for it. Am I your banker? Salute, Hughie.

Don't forget, I get all the change.

Hello?

Ja? Hello.

Bitte schön.

Help you?

Ja?

Uh, yeah, I want to study piano.

Axel, good.

Just come with me, please, all right?

Come. Come, come, come.

Come in. Come inside.

Tell me exactly what you'd like.

Are you the one to talk to about piano lessons? I am.

Yeah, well, uh, I'd like to begin with piano lessons.

Yeah, are you a beginner or more advanced?

Beginner. And young man, my sister's the one who'd be your teacher.

Fritzie!

Fritzie, come out here!

A student for piano.

Will you please wait out in the other room, and my sister will join you.

Freddie?

Freddie? You're the student in the piano room.

What's happening?

Hello, well, shall we begin your lesson?

The name is Bobby.

I think that my sister told me that you were a beginner.

Yeah, yeah.

Ah, you don't look like you are.

Good, let us sit down and get started, yeah?

We'll both sit down on the bench together, yeah? Oh, sit down at the

piano. Yeah, please.

Now watch carefully what I do, yeah?

Just hold my hand.

I watch your hands and you play.

Oh, baby.

Oh

Now you try it, huh?

T, do, do, do, do.

Someone's coming.

How was it?

Incredible. You had no trouble at all?

Trouble? She should give up piano and take up flute. Wow. Now it's my turn.

teach you piano?

Yeah. I'd like to... Yeah, if you'll just come inside.

Yeah. I'd like to take some lessons on the piano.

And then would you like to begin?

Right away.

No money you can pay later.

Now, your name is what?

Huey. Pooey.

Are you a beginner or a bit advanced?

I'm advanced.

I've been playing for a long time.

All right, Pooey, let us begin.

Huey. Yeah, yeah, Pooey.

Sit on the piano bench next to me.

So, I will first evaluate your fingering technique.

Would you prefer to start with Beethoven or Jacob?

Whatever turns you on, I don't care.

Good. This duet starts on the top of the page.

Follow my rhythm.

One, two, three, play.

I see you haven't played in a long time.

That's right. I broke this hand and had to have it in a cast.

Would you know how to teach the flute? Of course I know how to do it. However,

you're here for another reason.

Huey, now please observe these hands. Observe.

Relax your hands.

Elegant fingers.

Raise your hands. Lower your fingers.

You've got to be loose. Relax.

Huey, will you get ready to turn over the page? Please do it now.

Eins, zwei, drei und vier.

Eins, zwei, drei und vier.

Hi.

Hi.

You know Nicky, don't you?

Sure.

So how you been?

Terrific. I guess you're all cooked up studying for finals.

That's right.

Isn't she the one we saw on the beach?

Yes.

Go, go, go, Johnny, go.

Go, go, go, Johnny, go.

Go, go, go, Johnny, go.

Go, go, go, Johnny, go.

Go.

You

feed

me bullshit about no time in Europe playing around.

Oh, yeah, what about you?

You're here with some creep, aren't you?

Boy, you're something else. I thought you told me you broke up with that big,

bougie, dirty liar.

I suppose you expected me to break it off with her immediately.

I never asked you to do it at all. You had no reason but to lie to me. What do

you want from me, Nicky? I think you'd better tell the citizen about it.

Love me tender.

Doris!

Love me sweet.

Never let me go.

My life complete, and I love you

so.

Love me tender, love me true.

I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry.

I could explain.

It can't be explained.

I just want to return these things, Benji.

What things?

Sentimental stuff you gave me when you weren't in love.

You felt something, I thought.

I didn't lie to you, Doris. No?

Dates behind my back? With a pig like she is? I'm not in love with her.

No? What is it then?

Just sex?

Yeah, that's all.

Listen, if you want to stay a virgin, it's your business, okay?

As for yours truly, I'm sick and tired of jerking myself off, you hear?

I never thought I'd hate you.

the fucking... Great. How about yours?

Doris, quit it.

It's wrong, Benji. Since you've been going out with the slut, you can't talk

anymore. You cunt. Keep your mouth shut before I punch your face. Go ahead,

slut. Clear up, Doris. Why? Let the pig get it off her chest once and for all.

It's amusing.

Bobby, take me someplace for a drink?

Yeah, if you want.

How much I hate you.

Destroyed that girl completely. What can I do?

About Wolverine, Nicky. How'd I know Doris was coming?

Okay, why don't you go talk to her?

No. Come on, please. Just go over and say something nice. Go on.

Benji, go as a baby.

Go on.

What's going on?

I love you because it's not bad.

Then tell me why you're crying.

Okay, Nicky, we better split.

What if I don't want to go?

The show's over, guys. Let's get with it and dance.

Let go of me

here.

I didn't bring you here to make a fool of me in front of all my friends.

You couldn't tell us. Call it what you like. I just don't like everybody pawing

my girl.

Well, I'm just sick and tired of you.

Nikki, hold it.

Why else should I?

I think we ought to stop this.

Stop what?

I hate it when you behave like a child.

You're no angel either, baby.

Just do what you want.

Nikki.

All right, I'm sorry.

I said I'm sorry.

If you want to go home, I'll take you.

You can do what you want.

I want to kiss you.

Hey,

if we're going to the flick, we're going to be late, you know.

Hang on, Nicky's not here yet. Nicky's a real hang-up artist. So you invite her

for breakfast, she'll rise for dinner.

Hey, finally, there she is.

Nicky, they're waiting for you.

Hang on a second.

What's that?

Tomorrow's okay. We're late for the movie.

Can't you see we're talking? Don't interrupt, okay?

Don't fuck with me, you big creep.

Who are you calling a big freak? Get your hands off me. When I'm good and

ready.

Hey, Benji's in trouble. Let's go.

Hey, come on. Come on. Get off. Get off.

I'm going to kill it.

He started it. Cool it. Call me a big freak. Get out of my way.

Hey, let's get out of here.

You're cool, are you, Franco?

Bitch.

Call me, don't forget now.

What are you gawking at? Beat it.

Benji, no. Why don't you go wash up a bit?

You take the girls to the movies.

We'll join all of you later.

Why can't you take them? Didn't you hear what the man said?

Coming,

Nicky? No, I'll go later with Benji.

I should have ripped them apart, asshole.

Yeah, yeah, we know all about you. All because of that stupid broad. Huey, shut

your face.

Don't take it out on him. He's right.

Look, Benji, I don't want to stick my nose in your business, but since I

consider myself your close friend, I've got to tell you in all honesty, Nicky is

not the kind of girlfriend for you.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll decide what's good for me.

Benji, can't you see what's happening to you?

Mind your own fucking business.

I've kept my mouth shut long enough about this stupid broad.

I figured, don't be a schmuck, your friend Benji will find her out.

I'm really hip to what's happening, and Benji, this cunt is just gonna beat your

brains out if you don't watch her. What, are you looking to get her back or

something? Hey, dummy.

If I had eyes to fuck her, I could fuck her like that.

And not only me, the cunt is out fucking the whole friggin' town.

Go on, hit me, hit me.

You wanna? Go ahead, hit me.

Benji, wait a second. I've got something to tell you. Look, I don't care, so let

go and leave me alone.

Benji, I've got something to tell you.

Hey, I'm sorry about this.

It's okay. I'm used to it.

No, really, I didn't want this to happen to you.

You should have thought of that before.

Will you stand still? I've got something to say to you.

We're late for the movie.

Who cares about the movie? Look.

Look, Benji.

You know I'm sorry.

I treated you badly.

I know it's been difficult for you.

In spite of everything, I love you.

an unexpected pleasure to come on.

Yeah, I was tired of studying. I wanted a little break.

Come on in.

Come on, sit down.

Uh, Ronnie, this is Benji. Benji, this is Ronnie.

How are you?

Oh, let's see, where was I? Oh, wait.

I went to this place to be alone, and instead, Joseph and Cameron were there.

Do you know them?

Mm-hmm. We had a lot of fun, of course. We had ourselves a couple of beers too

many.

Ralph got on my nerves because he talked to everyone for hours on end, and I

wanted a dance. Really.

She was wearing a satin shirt that fit like a glove. I thought she'd come right

out of it.

She turned everybody on.

Hey, Benji, will you go pour us some water so we can have some coffee?

Maya, do you still think Murray...

Once in a while. How's Jamie? Oh, she's fine.

If you see Rory...

If you have something to say, say it. You know what you are. Know what?

You are nothing but a whore. That's what you are. I'm not listening anymore.

You damn well better listen.

I won't listen and you can just shove all this up your ass. Or maybe your ugly

girlfriend will appreciate all the static.

Don't talk about her. I'll put a fist in your face.

Get out, shithead.

Love is nature's way of giving a

reason to be living.

The golden crown that makes a man

a king.

touch my silence.

Let's go.