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So, I'm dating this new guy.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, my God. I don't know. It's going so well. And, like, we really like each

other. Like, I think I might even, you know, love him.

Why? Yeah, I don't know. He's just perfect. And he's super sweet and caring

and so romantic. And I just, I want to tell you who he is, but I can't tell

you. Like, because you know him.

Really? I know him? Yeah.

Well, I am dating someone, too. Nuh-uh.

Yeah. Really?

We're both dating someone at the same time? When has that ever happened?

Never. Oh, my God.

What's he like?

Amazing. Really? Yes. Like, I mean, is he attractive?

Oh, yeah.

He's very attractive. Like, you know? Yeah, he's tall.

He has green eyes. I love it.

He's so pretty.

Well, I'm excited.

Do you think I'm ever going to meet him?

Maybe. I don't know. I mean, you kind of know him already.

I know him? Yeah.

Oh, shit. I have no idea who it is.

How handsome, caring.

I mean, who could that be?

There's not guys like that around here.

Yeah, that is true. Except for, you know, your new boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah,

he's great.

He also has green eyes.

What? I know, it's kind of weird. Yeah, that's crazy.

And he's tall, so, I don't know, it's so crazy. I know, I know. Well, anyway, I

have to go meet up with him.

I'll tell you more about him later.

Okay. Oh, come on, she's not even in session.

She's right here, right here.

I don't want to see this.

I'm kind of hiding it.

I don't want her to tell mom, like, I don't know what mom will do. She'll

probably, like, send me off to military school or something.

That's wrong.

I'm kind of hiding it.

I'm looking this way like right now.

It would be still obvious.

No.

No. Come on.

Oh my god, I'm starving.

Oh,

there's nothing to eat in here ever.

There's only pizza leftovers.

Oh my god, I've eaten pizza like three days in a row.

Hey guys, do you know if mom bought anything else to eat? Because there's

like nothing in here.

No, I have no idea. Did you check the bottom drawer?

I didn't see anything in there.

It's way back there, like in the bottom drawer. Okay, I'm looking, but I don't

see... Yeah, all the way in the back. Alright, I'm looking.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I can't find anything, guys, so... Whatever.

Alright. Can one of you guys finish the dishes?

I... Yeah, I'll do it. I'm going to take a nap.

Yeah, I'll take care of the dishes.

Okay.

Hey,

Pee Pee.

Pee Pee, where's the soap?

Come on, come on.

Where the fuck did you put the soap? Here, let me look where the soap is.

I didn't even see any under there.

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's down here somewhere.

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, it says, uh, uh, I think she, she found it, maybe? I

think it fell over. Oh, yeah, I found it.

Well, no, that's not it.

Oh, that wasn't it?

Mm-mm.

How am I supposed to do the dishes?

I just really can't find that.

She's looking. I think we're getting close.

So, Phoebe, you, uh, you find that soap yet? Mm-hmm.

Can you not hear that?

I'm busy doing the dishes.

Why can't BP get it? Really, guys? Because she's helping me find something.

There it is.

Wow, thank you so much, sis.

Yeah, good teamwork finding the dish soap.

I love you. I love you all.

Come on.

We have to be quiet, okay?

Is she still in the next room? Be quiet.

Okay. Be quiet.

Shh.

Thank you.

Well, who are you going to see? Me or her? You have to pick one.

Well, I love you both so much.

You can't love us both the same.

Well, why not?

I mean, couldn't we all just, you know, be, you know, family?

I mean... No, no, no. Hey, no.

Well, Aiden, who do you want? Do you want her or do you want me? I don't

know. I love you both. I mean...

Couldn't we all just, you know... No!

That's something!

No!

Here, no, let me... We can all just keep it a big secret from Mom. No, no.

Hey,

we'll do something with it. I'm going to do something with it.

Like, you're touching it. You're not even sucking on it or something. I can

at least get you off.

Do you want that? Here.

I'm going to jump right on it. Fuck all this.

and actually put it inside of me.

Wow. Can you believe?

All that, please, Aiden.

I'm better.

Nah, you want the fucking younger, tighter sister, don't you? Come over

here.

You can stare if you want to, come on.

Um, no.

Um, yeah, there we go.

I knew I was better than you.

You

better

not come inside her.

You better, sis.

Don't you, brother?

Well, you know, I love you both so much.

You want to come

with me?

No.

Yeah?

You want to have a baby?

Yeah. What?

I want you to come really far deep inside of me. Yeah?

You want to have a baby?

No,

he needs to do it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, you're going to come inside of me, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

I want you to come all the way deep inside of me. No, he needs to come with

me. I'm not gonna come inside of you.

I want a nice huge load of food.

Can I eat him, please?

Come inside of me, come on. Let me finish you off.

We're going to have a nice family, aren't we?

Come inside of me.

I'm so excited.

Oh, you know what?

I'll do you a favor. I'll let you see him, but he's obviously going to be the

father of my child.

And I won't tell mom on you guys.

Yeah, and I won't tell mom that you're pregnant with his kid.