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you ready

that's for my life

uh excuse me

what is all this

this stuff on the floor

I

I specifically asked you to pick up the house

we have a guest coming over

it's not my guest

it's not your guest it's your stepbrother's guest

no come on

am I the one that has to do everything around here

oh God you guys are so

oh now you're going to start doing stuff

you think this happens to me every single day

it does but these guys will cling to any kind of excuse

that they don't have to do anything

and make me do all the work

well today is not about me

it's about my baby's first girlfriend

oh

oh my God

oh look at him

he's so in love

oh no

I I wonder if she can accept our family as it is

this is Lana hi

that's my stepdad Jack

hi Jack

this is my stepsister Olivia

hi Olivia

and this is my stepmom Corey

hi Lana

so nice to meet you

I hope you don't mind playing monopoly

no not at all

I love it good

because I think it's a great ice breaker

when we meet somebody new

OK so much fun

I'm so excited you guys ready let's go play

oh oh okay

1 2

3 4 5 6

7 8

9 do I get to buy a property

if you would like I do

there you go thank you

okay who's

next good job

there you go I think I'm next right

you're next that's awesome

oh that's okay

Baltic Avenue hmm

are you gonna buy it you would like to buy it

I think I will hmm

okay Baltic Avenue

perfect thank you yeah

so sweet so lovely

thank you

okay my turn sure is okay

ooh ooh 10

good job stepdaughter okay

I think that means I'm right here

you're just visiting or do you land in jail

she's just visiting but I think she gets to roll again

because she got doubles oh oh

oh my gosh

wow you are amazing stepdaughter

so you still have a chance to get a property okay

oh my gosh this is so fun

I love playing board games with my step parents

you guys are awesome

oh OK

7 what are the chances 1 2

3 4

5 6

7

OK

Tennessee Avenue I wanna buy it yeah

OK 1

80 OK

OK

to be lovely

thank you thank you

thank you did they just kiss too

yeah of course

is it just like part of the tradition or no

it's completely normal yeah

okay well yeah

I wanna do it too when it's your turn

yeah okay

alright son

it's your turn alright

the roll oh awesome

this game is a great idea

it really does bring us all closer together

doesn't it it does

doesn't it but it wasn't all my idea

oh my sweet baby girl

thought of it too oh

I just feel like this is the least boring

I definitely wanna buy okay here you go

okay here's your property

oh isn't that so sweet

oh

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

I don't understand

I you guys all have more money than me

what you must have mom

you must have given me less money no

that can't be true I tell everyone the same honey

let me see let me see

can you even count let's just count it out here

here we go this three of those

two of these see

you have everything you were just you had it all

exactly look at all that wait

let me double check

like organize it a little bit better

piece of that's perfect

hmm

you know what

it's all there isn't it

I don't know why I was freaking out for some reason

I would never do that to my son

I don't know why I would ever think you'd do that to me

I'm just so competitive on my face

like you just need to look a little bit better

mm hmm mm hmm

one more check just to just to be sure

mm hmm

everybody have their money

yeah no

I think I'm not missing any yeah I definitely have mine

are you feeling okay Lana

you're looking a little pale

oh um yeah

I'm just think I'm a little tired

this game is really intense

oh why don't you take a nap

in Olivia's room and be fine um

does it does she have to stay in my room

why not you have plenty of room yeah

let her feel at home please

she's my girlfriend

I'm just like kind of a particular sleeper

but it's fine you can stay in my bed thanks

no problem OK

go ahead I'll go lie down

oh

come in here hey

come in here

I cannot sleep at all with her

with her laying like look at her

she's taking up the whole bed

I listen I can't sleep either but I

one day you're gonna wanna bring someone home too

and you're gonna expect that your brother be welcome

I just I don't think we can handle

another member of the family

I think I know it'll help you sleep

what

I think I need something stronger

cause she just keep rolling around

you're scared about her waking up

no I mean

she needs to get used to it

the sooner she finds out how this family really works

the better

oh

ah

oh my gosh oh

my gosh

what just happened

I don't think so

I think she's asleep still

oh my God

oh

um

hmm

what are you doing up I couldn't fall asleep hmm

it's okay honey

boys his age have to release their sexual tension

every single day it's science

do you want mommy to make you feel better

yeah but I'm just so bummed that

Lana didn't get to know the family more oh

it's okay honey

besides we're not a typical family

and it might take some extra time for her to

get to know us

but I'm always here for you

I'll help you release some of that sexual tension

hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

I love feeling my big boy

growing so big and hard in my hand

and my mouth

mmm

go go

go go go go

go go

go go

is this helping baby yeah

it's helping a lot

oh

can you slip it in yeah

I'm sure that'll help you feel better

oh

mmm

ah

ah ah

ah ah ah ah

fuck

so tight that's so tight ah

oh yeah

that's it baby

oh

my name make you feel so good

uh huh

oh

oh yes

baby just like that

use me oh

that's my good boy oh

oh oh

fuck yes

yes yes

oh fuck oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh shh

oh that was so close

oh my God oh

how did she not see us oh

oh oh oh

at least somebody's get some rest around here

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

you see how I have to fix everything

what happened

she just got up and walked out I

I think she's a sleepwalker

she just passed out on the floor again

but she's not sleeping in my bed

you know what I don't think anyone's gotten

any sleep tonight

why don't we just help each other relax

and I really don't see Lana getting up anytime soon

we should be fine

don't worry about her baby

come around

hmm hmm

I can do this you good

hmm that's my good boy

hmm hmm

why does she take her tits out no

oh no

oh no

Olivia loves it when you pinch on her nipples

hmm hmm

oh that's nice oh

hmm hmm

what the fuck hi Lana

what's happening here oh

you're just dreaming

it's all a dream honey

you're just dreaming yeah

it's just a dream it's just a dream

no I'm not

you guys are just fucking perverts

no you're dreaming

no no Lana

don't go oh

oh it's okay honey

I'm so sorry about this like I said

we're not the typical family

and there'll be plenty of other fish in the sea

she just wasn't right for us

let Mommy make you feel better okay

I'm so much better as a family yeah

uh huh uh huh oh

oh God

oh my God

this is the best mommy ever

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

hmm

forget about that girlfriend

oh yeah oh

oh my God

oh my God

so good

oh baby

please don't come home please don't come home

oh my God

oh no

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

oh sweet

sweet girl yeah

oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh

oh oh

yeah

take control of our men and the family

boys want you go ahead and lie down

you want a swap that's a great idea

spread the love evenly you know

come here daddy

oh my God

oh yeah

oh my God

oh

my God

oh my God

you look so fucking sexy yes yes yes

oh

my God oh

my God oh my God

oh

my God oh

my God oh

yes

oh my God yeah

oh yeah

oh

yeah

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oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

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oh oh oh oh

oh my God yes

oh my God yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes

daddy daddy

daddy yeah

oh fuck me daddy yeah

oh my God

mommy push you yes

oh my God

oh oh

oh my God oh

oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh I want you to see Mommy

yes do your sister from behind you

uh huh

bend over bend over yeah

oh my goodness

oh and then I want you to shove that dick in my mouth

daddy

uh huh

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God oh

my God oh

my God

oh no

oh no

oh no

oh no

oh no

oh no

oh

no

oh

no

oh my God

aha aha aha

oh my

God

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oh my God

oh oh

my God

family that fucks together definitely stays together

don't we oh shit yes yes

yes yes

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

that is so true

oh my God

oh my God yes yes

oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

switch again

oh my God

come here baby

yeah oh sorry

bend over from here oh yeah you wanna take me home

oh

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh oh

oh

oh

oh oh

give me this one oh

yes

oh yes

oh fuck I love that

oh shit

oh

oh it's so sad

oh oh

uh huh

oh uh huh oh

uh huh

oh

fuck

oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God

oh my God

you're hitting it so fucking hard baby

oh my God

oh my God

oh do you wanna lie down and get fucked too yes

are you sure you don't wanna lie face down

okay

oh oh yeah

just like that yeah

okay oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

yeah

oh yes yes

yes yes

yes oh

oh

baby oh mommy oh oh

oh

my God oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

Nick had an idea maybe we should turn around

do you think we should turn around

oh no

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God oh my God

oh

my God oh my God

oh yes

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

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ah ah oh

oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh

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yes yes yes yes yes

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yes yes yes

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oh my God

oh

shit

oh my God

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oh my God

oh my God

I'm dripping all over my mouth

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God oh

my God

oh oh

oh oh

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oh oh oh

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my God oh

my God

yes yes

oh oh my God

oh oh

oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

yeah yeah

oh shit

oh

oh fuck oh fuck

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh yes yes

yes yes

yes

oh oh oh

oh

oh my God

oh yes yes

oh oh oh oh

oh my God oh my God

oh my God

oh yeah

oh fuck

oh my God

oh

fuck your brother's coming

you feel so good give it to me daddy

oh fuck me daddy yeah

I'm gonna

come to

you I'm gonna come to you

oh my God oh my God

oh

oh oh

fuck you girls came oh

he came so hard

oh when your brother's coming up OK

oh I know it feels so good

oh oh my God oh my

God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh oh yeah

oh

yeah oh yeah

oh I want it so bad

oh

oh oh oh oh

oh yeah oh

oh my God oh yes

oh my God

oh my God

that's my quirky family