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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,794 "Will & Grace" is recorded in front of 2 00:00:02,817 --> 00:00:05,313 a live studio audience. 3 00:00:07,035 --> 00:00:08,934 Mmm. 4 00:00:08,957 --> 00:00:11,593 - Is this weird? - No, I think it's so sweet 5 00:00:11,616 --> 00:00:13,803 that you go "Mm" every time we kiss. 6 00:00:13,826 --> 00:00:15,308 It's like I'm on a tasting menu. 7 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:17,295 No, I... I... 8 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,831 I meant that we live in the same building. 9 00:00:18,854 --> 00:00:20,817 I mean, that's not a problem, right? 10 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,317 That part's great. 11 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:25,772 - Good night. - Okay. 12 00:00:29,714 --> 00:00:31,869 - Where have you been, missy? - Oh, God! 13 00:00:31,892 --> 00:00:35,136 Your mother and I have been worried sick. 14 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,419 Grace Louise, if you're in a family way, 15 00:00:37,442 --> 00:00:39,029 we'll raise it as your little sister 16 00:00:39,052 --> 00:00:41,051 - even if it's a boy. - Mm. 17 00:00:41,821 --> 00:00:43,808 So how was the date? 18 00:00:43,831 --> 00:00:46,851 Uhh! So good! 19 00:00:46,874 --> 00:00:48,175 Tell me everything! 20 00:00:48,176 --> 00:00:50,747 What's his name? What's his favorite "Real Housewife"? 21 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:53,247 Where did you meet him? 22 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:56,642 James. He's straight. 23 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,244 The laundry room, last week. 24 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:01,766 Big whoop. I fooled around with two guys at a laundry mat. 25 00:01:01,789 --> 00:01:04,751 First I fluffed them and then I folded them. 26 00:01:06,242 --> 00:01:07,788 Of course, this was before I was in 27 00:01:07,811 --> 00:01:10,544 a monogamous relationship with my boyfriend Drew. 28 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:12,864 You are really getting good at saying that. 29 00:01:12,887 --> 00:01:15,753 You don't make that pinched anus face anymore. 30 00:01:16,492 --> 00:01:18,358 - I've been practicing. - Mm. 31 00:01:18,381 --> 00:01:20,316 So how's your mom doing with it? 32 00:01:20,339 --> 00:01:22,783 Oh, sadly, Mother's not on board. 33 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:26,644 It gets in way of her dream of us retiring together. 34 00:01:27,597 --> 00:01:28,782 So how's this gonna work... 35 00:01:28,805 --> 00:01:29,904 you dating a guy in the building? 36 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:31,440 'Cause I've seen you get the mail 37 00:01:31,463 --> 00:01:32,946 in nothing but a mud mask and that big t-shirt 38 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:37,013 that says, "It was me. I let the dogs out." 39 00:01:37,036 --> 00:01:38,487 James and I are adults. 40 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:40,953 There's no reason why this has to be weird or complicated. 41 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,300 All right. 42 00:01:42,323 --> 00:01:44,414 Ooh! Mmm. 43 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,854 Hi, James. 44 00:01:45,877 --> 00:01:47,392 Mm-hmm. 45 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:48,801 Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:48,824 --> 00:01:50,884 Okay. Mm-hmm. 47 00:01:50,907 --> 00:01:52,933 Okay. 48 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:55,918 It's over. James thinks it's too weird and complicated. 49 00:01:56,608 --> 00:01:58,784 What? He broke up with you? 50 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,454 Okay. You know the drill. 51 00:02:01,477 --> 00:02:03,344 We'll open wine, I'll find sugar. 52 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:04,866 There's frozen pie crust. 53 00:02:04,889 --> 00:02:06,323 Do you want me to thaw it or do you just wanna 54 00:02:06,346 --> 00:02:08,180 go at it as it is, it's your call. 55 00:02:08,204 --> 00:02:09,845 Now, I'm gonna show you how to get over a guy 56 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,993 - the gay way. - Does it involve cardio? 57 00:02:12,016 --> 00:02:13,742 - Kind of. - Ugh. 58 00:02:13,765 --> 00:02:16,796 Mother always said the best way to get over one guy 59 00:02:16,819 --> 00:02:20,726 is to get under, behind and sideways with another one. 60 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:34,769 All right. 61 00:02:35,218 --> 00:02:36,977 I am off to the tennis club. 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,321 I know what you're thinking, didn't I 63 00:02:38,344 --> 00:02:39,651 already work out this morning? 64 00:02:39,674 --> 00:02:42,256 Yes, but if I burn off a few more calories 65 00:02:42,279 --> 00:02:44,530 after work, I can hit the Pressed Juicery. 66 00:02:44,553 --> 00:02:46,253 I know, those things are pure sugar. 67 00:02:46,276 --> 00:02:47,975 But what can I say? I love 'em. 68 00:02:47,998 --> 00:02:50,601 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 69 00:02:50,624 --> 00:02:51,945 Oh, my God. I didn't know 70 00:02:51,968 --> 00:02:54,569 this was gonna be a story about juice. 71 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:58,928 You know what? Back it up, start from the beginning 72 00:02:58,951 --> 00:03:00,786 and really drag it out this time. 73 00:03:00,809 --> 00:03:02,901 Okay? 74 00:03:02,924 --> 00:03:06,397 You know what's great about us working together 75 00:03:06,421 --> 00:03:08,890 and being around each other all day now? 76 00:03:08,913 --> 00:03:10,748 'Cause I don't. 77 00:03:10,771 --> 00:03:12,766 All the hens in the accounting department 78 00:03:12,789 --> 00:03:13,983 think you're a drip. 79 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:15,393 I am the accounting department. 80 00:03:15,416 --> 00:03:17,336 Then you know. 81 00:03:18,315 --> 00:03:19,686 Good-bye. 82 00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:29,060 - What are you watching? - M'story. 83 00:03:29,855 --> 00:03:31,304 It's called "M'Servants," 84 00:03:31,327 --> 00:03:34,248 filmed live from m'kitchen. 85 00:03:35,072 --> 00:03:37,645 - You spy on your staff? - More than that. 86 00:03:37,668 --> 00:03:39,758 I control everything that happens in the manse 87 00:03:39,781 --> 00:03:40,741 from this phone. 88 00:03:40,748 --> 00:03:42,236 Alarms, temperature, music, 89 00:03:42,259 --> 00:03:44,881 when it's time for the INS duck and cover. 90 00:03:47,532 --> 00:03:49,560 It's like an interactive telenovela. 91 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:51,961 Check it. Margot's greatest fear 92 00:03:51,984 --> 00:03:53,948 is having to tell the missus that she broke 93 00:03:53,971 --> 00:03:56,190 yet another tray of glasses. 94 00:04:04,797 --> 00:04:08,991 They're Waterford. It'll take her years to pay me back. 95 00:04:11,428 --> 00:04:13,855 This is... this is the most invasive, 96 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,921 morally bankrupt thing I... 97 00:04:15,944 --> 00:04:17,960 jeez Louise, those guys are hot. 98 00:04:18,724 --> 00:04:20,441 Yeah, well, they wouldn't be on TV if they weren't. 99 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:21,974 It's not the BBC. 100 00:04:22,959 --> 00:04:25,434 That's Cook 101 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:26,538 and that's Pastry Chef. 102 00:04:26,561 --> 00:04:28,881 My theory is they're fighting over a girl. 103 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:31,133 But it's hard to be sure because they speak 104 00:04:31,156 --> 00:04:32,729 in their secret code. 105 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,291 You mean Spanish? 106 00:04:37,371 --> 00:04:40,294 Whoa, did you see that smoldering look? 107 00:04:40,317 --> 00:04:41,463 I think they're in love. 108 00:04:41,486 --> 00:04:42,857 That's sexual tension. 109 00:04:43,873 --> 00:04:45,835 - They're gay? - Mm-hmm. 110 00:04:45,858 --> 00:04:48,263 They don't look alike. 111 00:04:53,509 --> 00:04:56,021 Karen, we shouldn't be watching them like this. 112 00:04:56,044 --> 00:04:58,509 Come to my desk. I have a bigger screen. 113 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,139 What about him? He looks straight. 114 00:05:06,162 --> 00:05:08,508 You're into that now, right? 115 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:12,373 Hooking up with a stranger... it's not me. 116 00:05:12,571 --> 00:05:13,702 Because you're a prude. 117 00:05:13,725 --> 00:05:15,169 I'm not a prude. 118 00:05:15,679 --> 00:05:17,578 I've had sex in an elevator. 119 00:05:17,601 --> 00:05:19,916 In the words of the horse-loving beauty 120 00:05:19,939 --> 00:05:21,376 Shania Twain... 121 00:05:22,437 --> 00:05:24,018 that don't impress me much. 122 00:05:26,185 --> 00:05:27,732 Oh, it's my mother. 123 00:05:27,755 --> 00:05:29,782 She can't stand it when I don't pick up. 124 00:05:29,805 --> 00:05:31,740 And decline. 125 00:05:32,944 --> 00:05:34,906 Oh, my God. Hello. 126 00:05:34,929 --> 00:05:37,650 So she wants to drive a Silverado. 127 00:05:38,792 --> 00:05:40,849 Grace Adler. 128 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:42,481 Well, what a surprise. 129 00:05:42,504 --> 00:05:45,076 Oh, Jack, Jack, um... 130 00:05:45,099 --> 00:05:46,485 this is Jerry Wise, 131 00:05:46,508 --> 00:05:49,016 - my college lit professor. - Hello. 132 00:05:49,039 --> 00:05:50,907 Professor Wise is a legend. 133 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:53,148 I mean, so inspirational. 134 00:05:53,171 --> 00:05:57,377 He used to say, I would rather be a success as a fish 135 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,650 than a failure as a fish 136 00:05:59,674 --> 00:06:02,976 trying to be a bird. 137 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:12,144 I don't get that. 138 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:16,025 Well, I hope that you're still being a fish. 139 00:06:16,048 --> 00:06:17,520 Oh, please. Me a bird? 140 00:06:19,828 --> 00:06:22,154 None of this means anything, right? 141 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,499 Grace, it's very nice seeing you again. 142 00:06:26,522 --> 00:06:28,602 Bye. 143 00:06:29,532 --> 00:06:31,688 - I slept with him in college. - Impressed? 144 00:06:31,711 --> 00:06:34,222 Please, I fooled around with so many professors 145 00:06:34,245 --> 00:06:36,962 in college and they all magna came loudly. 146 00:06:38,711 --> 00:06:40,450 Karen, I love this show, but the will-they-won't-they 147 00:06:40,473 --> 00:06:42,164 - is killing me. - Honey, I've turned 148 00:06:42,187 --> 00:06:43,557 the heat up as high as it'll go, 149 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,639 but there's still no gay porn. 150 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:48,059 That's 'cause a good gay porno 151 00:06:48,082 --> 00:06:49,746 needs the right kinda music. 152 00:06:50,082 --> 00:06:52,144 Or so I've read in academic journals. 153 00:07:01,069 --> 00:07:03,865 - Ohh. - It's happening. 154 00:07:03,888 --> 00:07:06,032 It's happening! 155 00:07:13,113 --> 00:07:14,274 - So close! - Devil! 156 00:07:14,297 --> 00:07:15,812 Okay, we blew it 157 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,222 with the music, that's on me. 158 00:07:17,245 --> 00:07:19,592 That's it. I'm switching over to my limo. 159 00:07:19,615 --> 00:07:23,195 When we last left Driver, he was upside down in a ditch. 160 00:07:23,219 --> 00:07:25,549 No, no, no, no, no. I'm... 161 00:07:25,572 --> 00:07:27,693 I'm too invested in the love story. 162 00:07:27,716 --> 00:07:29,133 Well, so am I. 163 00:07:29,156 --> 00:07:31,537 Gosh, I haven't rooted this hard for a gay couple 164 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,945 to get together on TV since Frasier and Niles. 165 00:07:36,341 --> 00:07:37,460 They were brothers. 166 00:07:37,483 --> 00:07:38,909 I know. 167 00:07:40,999 --> 00:07:42,514 What do you think they're saying? 168 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:44,563 What's keeping these two guys apart? 169 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:46,421 If only we could break their secret code! 170 00:07:46,444 --> 00:07:48,780 Yeah. Again, Spanish. 171 00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:51,771 - Hi, sexy. - Ah! 172 00:07:51,794 --> 00:07:53,937 It's the Verizon Guy! 173 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,490 Hi, Neil. Can I... can I mute you a sec? 174 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:03,189 Ugh, rescheduling a second date with this guy for years. 175 00:08:03,212 --> 00:08:05,422 Every time I think I'm rid of him, he pops back up 176 00:08:05,445 --> 00:08:06,833 like Geraldo Rivera. 177 00:08:09,234 --> 00:08:10,653 Hey, Neil. 178 00:08:10,676 --> 00:08:12,414 Tonight's on the books, stud. 179 00:08:12,437 --> 00:08:14,256 "Friday night, Will gets Neiled. 180 00:08:14,279 --> 00:08:17,059 Eggplant, eggplant, smiley face." 181 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:20,006 The smiley face will be yours. 182 00:08:20,029 --> 00:08:22,760 Uh, I... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cancel again. 183 00:08:22,783 --> 00:08:24,170 No! No, Mama. 184 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:31,817 - Moms, right? - He knows the servants' 185 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,920 secret code! 186 00:08:34,732 --> 00:08:36,920 That's right, his mom's from Argentina. 187 00:08:36,943 --> 00:08:39,226 It's the one interesting thing about him. 188 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,436 So lover, about tonight? 189 00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:44,927 - I... think tonight will work. - Mm-hmm. 190 00:08:44,951 --> 00:08:46,849 Can you pop by the office? 191 00:08:46,873 --> 00:08:48,676 So you wanna play secretary, huh? 192 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:50,084 Take a little dick-tation 193 00:08:50,107 --> 00:08:51,462 - from Mr... - Okay, bye. 194 00:08:51,485 --> 00:08:53,558 - Go flirt with someone! - No, Jack. 195 00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:54,648 Let's just go home. 196 00:08:54,671 --> 00:08:56,089 Women are different. We can't just 197 00:08:56,112 --> 00:08:58,683 go up to any rando and say, "Let's have sex." 198 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,868 Trust me, I'm well aware of the subtle and delicate 199 00:09:00,891 --> 00:09:03,711 mating rituals of the heterosessual woman. 200 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,830 - She did that. She likes you. - Oh! 201 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,068 I don't like you. 202 00:09:11,521 --> 00:09:13,505 I mean, I... I don't know if I like you 203 00:09:13,528 --> 00:09:14,898 because I don't know you. 204 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,852 Well, it's my loss. Because you're the most 205 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,489 beautiful woman who's come in here all day. 206 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,211 Just today? 207 00:09:25,492 --> 00:09:28,704 Ahh, the fish has become the bird. 208 00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:34,245 No, mother, I couldn't answer the phone 209 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:36,055 because I was helping Grace hook up with a waiter. 210 00:09:36,078 --> 00:09:37,064 Jack! 211 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:38,954 Tell her it was a hot waiter. 212 00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:41,089 And in the ladies' room. 213 00:09:41,685 --> 00:09:42,846 Aren't you impressed now? 214 00:09:42,869 --> 00:09:44,800 I once had sex in the ladies' room 215 00:09:44,823 --> 00:09:46,634 in the Statue of Liberty. 216 00:09:47,866 --> 00:09:50,077 Only woman I've ever been inside of. 217 00:09:51,923 --> 00:09:53,236 No, you're gonna let me speak. 218 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,538 No, you're gonna let me speak, Mother! 219 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,777 James... Jack... 220 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:57,869 I can't with this right now. 221 00:09:57,892 --> 00:09:59,875 Because he's my boyfriend, Drew. 222 00:09:59,898 --> 00:10:02,053 Deal with it, okay... no, you do not hang up on me. 223 00:10:02,076 --> 00:10:03,494 Do not... Judith! 224 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,359 Are those for me? 225 00:10:07,382 --> 00:10:09,292 Grace, I'm an idiot. I panicked. 226 00:10:09,315 --> 00:10:11,374 I'm just out of a divorce and you live in the building 227 00:10:11,397 --> 00:10:12,880 and none of that means anything 228 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:16,563 because there is a crazy, beautiful moon out right now 229 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:20,106 and there is no one that I would rather look at it with. 230 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:22,980 I'd look at the moon with you. 231 00:10:23,003 --> 00:10:24,987 Wow, you made that so easy. 232 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:26,589 I mean, this is my problem. 233 00:10:26,612 --> 00:10:28,638 I... I get so worried about things getting complicated. 234 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,134 It's not. There is nothing 235 00:10:30,157 --> 00:10:32,371 complicated about this at all. 236 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,355 - Dad? - Mm. 237 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:37,949 J.J. 238 00:10:39,023 --> 00:10:41,024 Hi. 239 00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:52,591 I was just coming up to grab 240 00:10:52,614 --> 00:10:54,084 those Knicks tickets, but here you are 241 00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:55,382 - Here we all are. - Yeah. 242 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,297 So this is the woman in the building 243 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,981 - that you've been talking about. - Yep. 244 00:10:59,004 --> 00:11:00,651 And don't you get any ideas, bub. 245 00:11:00,674 --> 00:11:03,876 Oh, that's crazy! 246 00:11:05,054 --> 00:11:06,697 Okay, okay, James, you know what? 247 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,153 Um, why don't you go in there and, um, open 248 00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:11,437 that beautiful bottle of pinot. 249 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,414 Um, I'm going to drill your son... 250 00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:15,517 grill your son... 251 00:11:16,248 --> 00:11:18,485 Grill your son about... about you. 252 00:11:18,508 --> 00:11:20,389 Okay, all right. But don't give too much away. 253 00:11:20,412 --> 00:11:22,540 He better not! 254 00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:25,851 Okay, today was fun, but let's just agree it never happened. 255 00:11:25,874 --> 00:11:27,420 No. I wanna see you again. 256 00:11:27,443 --> 00:11:29,445 - No! No, no. - Oh, just have coffee with me. 257 00:11:29,468 --> 00:11:31,712 No, I am... I am seeing your father. 258 00:11:31,735 --> 00:11:33,122 I'll fight him for you. Dad! 259 00:11:33,145 --> 00:11:35,675 What?! Shh! 260 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,030 Okay, okay, okay. 261 00:11:37,053 --> 00:11:38,759 We'll have... we'll have coffee. 262 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,430 And... and maybe a biscotti. 263 00:11:41,056 --> 00:11:43,018 Okay, two biscottis, 'cause I like to dip one 264 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,524 And then eat the other one and... 265 00:11:44,548 --> 00:11:46,351 Okay, but can you... can you please, please 266 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:47,887 just... just go, just go. 267 00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:49,553 J.J., do you have time for wine? 268 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,930 He doesn't. 269 00:11:50,953 --> 00:11:53,305 - No, I have time. - What? 270 00:11:54,509 --> 00:11:56,391 - Mmm. - Ohh! 271 00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:03,131 Talk to us. What... what are they saying? 272 00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:04,732 Mm, someone's an eager beaver. 273 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:07,530 To which I say... damn. 274 00:12:09,616 --> 00:12:11,854 Just translate, Univision. 275 00:12:17,843 --> 00:12:19,294 Ooh, new development: 276 00:12:19,317 --> 00:12:20,863 the pastry chef just asked the cook 277 00:12:20,886 --> 00:12:22,102 to Atlantic City for the weekend. 278 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,875 Yes! Yes! And... and what'd he say? 279 00:12:23,898 --> 00:12:24,899 He says he can't. He's got a thing. 280 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,212 - Ah! I knew it! - Ohh. 281 00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,622 You see, Cook is stringing him along 282 00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:28,541 'cause he likes him, but he thinks 283 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:29,587 he can do better. 284 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,225 - You called that one, honey. - Mm-hmm. 285 00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:34,733 - He's a total cook tease. - Yeah. 286 00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:36,430 You know, if this was a real telenovela, 287 00:12:36,453 --> 00:12:38,801 a new love interest would arrive to make Cook jealous. 288 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,082 This show needs a new character. 289 00:12:40,105 --> 00:12:42,157 I can have Shia LaBeouf there in an hour! 290 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:44,726 Just tap a mirror three times with a razor blade and LaBeouf! 291 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,184 He appears like magic. 292 00:12:50,393 --> 00:12:53,035 Okay, here you go. And I totally understand 293 00:12:53,058 --> 00:12:55,986 if you don't have time to finish this glass of wine. 294 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,073 So tell us about this new lady of yours. 295 00:12:59,096 --> 00:13:01,444 J.J. texted me, said he met an older woman today. 296 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:02,788 Not that much older. 297 00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:04,868 I'm... I'm guessing. I mean, how would I know? 298 00:13:04,891 --> 00:13:06,248 I don't know. I mean, I literally don't know. 299 00:13:06,271 --> 00:13:08,618 - I'm just taking your word. - Yeah, she's awesome. 300 00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:11,084 She walked into the bar and lit up the place. 301 00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:12,814 That's how I felt when I met grace. 302 00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:15,344 She walked into the laundry room and just lit it up. 303 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:19,444 - To beginnings. - To beginnings. 304 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,515 And happy endings. 305 00:13:24,205 --> 00:13:27,740 Okay, I think that's enough indoor drinking, uh, for now. 306 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:31,443 Um, oh! James, we forgot to look at the moon. 307 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,203 - Oh, okay. - Oh, come on, come on. 308 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,573 Okay, you go first, and I will be right there. 309 00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:39,769 And you better run so that you are not late to that game. 310 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,883 Oh, you would be such a great mom. 311 00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,517 You really know how to handle my son. 312 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,652 She does. 313 00:13:46,711 --> 00:13:48,225 - When can I see you? - Okay, you gotta go. 314 00:13:48,248 --> 00:13:50,179 - No, first tell me who's BETTER: Me or my dad. 315 00:13:50,202 --> 00:13:51,557 What? Ew, no! 316 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,966 - I will never say that. - I'm not leaving 317 00:13:52,989 --> 00:13:54,039 - until you tell me. - Grace? 318 00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:56,553 Okay, you're better. Uh, James... 319 00:13:56,576 --> 00:13:58,764 - James, how's the moon? - Not as bright as you. 320 00:13:58,787 --> 00:14:01,294 I'm not as bright as you think I am. 321 00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:04,273 J.J., I, uh, I forgot to give you these tickets, buddy. 322 00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:05,650 Uh, who you going to the game with? 323 00:14:05,673 --> 00:14:07,545 Grandpa. I texted him that I was up here. 324 00:14:07,568 --> 00:14:09,030 Oh, and there he is. 325 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:10,690 Okay. Good-bye. 326 00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:13,999 Well, hello. 327 00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:19,148 Hi, Pop. 328 00:14:31,179 --> 00:14:32,672 Hola. 329 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:41,806 We speak English. 330 00:14:41,829 --> 00:14:43,408 I did not know that. 331 00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:45,778 What is a tennis instructor doing in the kitchen? 332 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,172 Looking for someone to play with. 333 00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:50,855 What is that music?! 334 00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:53,097 Mrs. Walker asked me to give one member 335 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,500 of the kitchen staff a free lesson. 336 00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:56,781 And I pick you. You've got 337 00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:59,664 the perfect frame for tennis. 338 00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:01,179 And other stuff. 339 00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:03,187 Well, thank you. 340 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,949 - I've never really played. - Oh, it's easy. 341 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,500 Just wrap your fingers around that. 342 00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:12,550 - You feel that? - I do. 343 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,913 Get your hands off him! 344 00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:17,601 Why? 345 00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:19,603 'Cause you have unresolved feelings for him 346 00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:21,333 you've never expressed 'cause you're waiting 347 00:15:21,356 --> 00:15:22,806 for something better to come along 348 00:15:22,829 --> 00:15:24,168 and now you realize he's the one you really want? 349 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,689 Well, basically, yes. 350 00:15:25,712 --> 00:15:27,680 That's a really good guess. 351 00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:30,462 Alejandro... 352 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,172 Oh! 353 00:15:40,927 --> 00:15:42,975 My work here is done. 354 00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:47,647 Grace Adler. Twice in one day. 355 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,392 - How wonderful. - You know each other? 356 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,996 I had him in college. I... he was my professor... 357 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,478 - in college. - I remember when Grace 358 00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:56,919 first walked into my class. 359 00:15:56,942 --> 00:15:58,916 She lit up the room. 360 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:02,765 - She did. - Oy, gevalt. 361 00:16:02,788 --> 00:16:04,895 Mm, she was a special student. 362 00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:06,849 Actually, she was very special 363 00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:09,572 - because Grace and I... - Oh, my God! 364 00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,333 We forgot to look at the moon. 365 00:16:11,356 --> 00:16:12,615 Someone... someone's gotta check on it. 366 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,136 What if something happened to it? 367 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:15,338 Okay... oh, yeah, so you want me to look for it? 368 00:16:15,361 --> 00:16:16,698 - Please! - Okay, okay. 369 00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:17,980 Would you, please? And J.J., don't be so rude. 370 00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,822 Go get your grandfather a drink. 371 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,744 Oh, gosh. Please, please, please, 372 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:23,472 please don't tell your son and your grandson 373 00:16:23,495 --> 00:16:24,707 about our history. 374 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:28,470 I am... I'm kinda seeing James right now. 375 00:16:28,493 --> 00:16:32,073 I've been thinking about you all day. 376 00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:34,509 Let's recreate that magic. 377 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,320 I just told you I am seeing your son. 378 00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:40,275 But I'm better, right? 379 00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,685 - Really? - When can I see you? 380 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,126 Oh, gosh, I don't know. 381 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,763 Maybe next week for a biscotti. 382 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,812 Two biscottis, maybe. 383 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,942 You know, I think maybe I oversold the moon. 384 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:55,135 Um, it's a moon. That's it. 385 00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:56,978 Okay, you know what? I wanna make a toast. 386 00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,861 To the Knicks, who start on time. 387 00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:02,103 - Mm-hmm. - Right? 388 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:04,253 - Yeah. - There it is. 389 00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:07,938 - Mmm. - Oh, God. 390 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,695 Okay, J.J., you better get going. 391 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:14,115 - Yeah. - The only time he wants to 392 00:17:14,138 --> 00:17:15,875 spend time with me is when I'm with a pretty girl. 393 00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:16,859 - Oh. - I think I'm good 394 00:17:16,859 --> 00:17:18,279 with my own pretty girl. 395 00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:20,761 I once had the prettiest girl in the world. 396 00:17:20,784 --> 00:17:22,690 Great, great. So you had 397 00:17:22,713 --> 00:17:24,285 the prettiest girl in the world. 398 00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:25,646 Once again, you win, Dad. 399 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,087 You're the one who made it a competition. 400 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,449 You make everything a competition. 401 00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:29,810 Maybe you didn't have the prettiest girl 402 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,492 in the world I had the prettiest girl. 403 00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:33,573 Dear God, for once in my life, let me win! 404 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,564 I have the prettiest girl in the world! 405 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:38,458 Oh, you never had the prettiest girl in the world! 406 00:17:38,481 --> 00:17:39,708 - Oh, God... - Stop! No! 407 00:17:39,731 --> 00:17:42,777 I can't stand this anymore! Stop! 408 00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:46,968 I am the prettiest girl in the world! 409 00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:54,234 You are fighting over me. 410 00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:55,834 - What? - All of use? 411 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,351 Grandpa! 412 00:17:58,341 --> 00:18:00,240 All right, here goes. 413 00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:01,969 I slept with you in college 'cause I was 414 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,522 working through a dad issue. 415 00:18:03,546 --> 00:18:05,444 I slept with you today as a rebound 416 00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:06,726 to get over you. 417 00:18:06,749 --> 00:18:08,922 You slept with my son... 418 00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:12,091 and my father? 419 00:18:12,114 --> 00:18:15,134 You really have to put it into context. 420 00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:16,544 You lost, Dad. All right, Grace said 421 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:17,984 - she'd go out with me. - No, no, she asked me 422 00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:19,378 out next week for coffee. 423 00:18:19,401 --> 00:18:21,855 And who knows what else. Rawr. 424 00:18:22,524 --> 00:18:24,824 - What is wrong with you?! - Okay, okay, 425 00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:26,265 I... I said I would go out with you. 426 00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,946 But only so that you wouldn't tell your dad 427 00:18:27,969 --> 00:18:29,228 that I slept with you. 428 00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:30,990 And I said I would go out with you 429 00:18:31,013 --> 00:18:33,632 just so that you wouldn't tell your son and your grandson 430 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,394 that I slept with you. 431 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,876 But in my defense... 432 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:42,841 I have not meant a single word of what I have said tonight, 433 00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:45,372 except to you, James. 434 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:48,046 James, I really, really, really like you. 435 00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:50,128 And I really don't see any reason why 436 00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:52,311 this has to be complicated. 437 00:18:54,522 --> 00:18:56,582 And as I'm saying this, I realize that 438 00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,577 this will not work and so you tell me what day 439 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,740 you do the laundry and I will work around your schedule. 440 00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:04,142 - Generally, Saturday mornings. - Oh, really? 'Cause that's 441 00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:05,743 - when I like to... okay. - Oh, my God. 442 00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:08,166 - We should go to the game. - Yeah. 443 00:19:08,617 --> 00:19:11,049 - Oh, God. - I'll call you. Rawr. 444 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:25,836 - I know him, he's... - James' father. 445 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,927 - And that's... - Grandson. 446 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:32,243 - So you... - Mm-hmm. 447 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,967 Respect. 448 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,459 Ah, honey, you did it! 449 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,902 Oh, it was so much fun! 450 00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:47,191 - Aww. - Hey, maybe working with you 451 00:19:47,214 --> 00:19:50,507 - won't be complete torture. - Right back at you, Wilma. 452 00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:53,150 It's so interesting, Pastry Chef was making 453 00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:55,472 these pirouettes that were just perfect. 454 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,993 Whenever I do them, they're always too thick 455 00:19:57,016 --> 00:20:00,116 and the ratio between ganache and cookie is all wrong 456 00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:01,478 - and they... they... - Hold up, hold up, hold up. 457 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,280 Whoa! Wait a minute. 458 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,922 LMAO, I did not know this was gonna 459 00:20:06,945 --> 00:20:09,917 be a story about gay cookies. 460 00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:13,440 Oh! Okay, so back it up, start at the beginning. 461 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,591 But wait until I leave. 462 00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:18,488 Oh... 463 00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,438 Karen, you forgot... 33253

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