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Gooood morning.
- Try good 13:30.
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I'm just so worn out from carrying
around all this tip money. Here you go, mom.
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Why don't you, kick up the thermostat
couple deegres on me.
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Well,thank you honey. And you have been
such a big help working yourself nearly
to death. I made you
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your special sandwich.
- Oooh, "the Eric McSweady".
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It's a regular sandwich.
Hold the masculinity.
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It's almost time for Red's doctors appointment.
I have to iron his underware.
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No crust, check, extra jelly, check.
My mommy loves me. Check.
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Eric, wow you look beat. - Yeah, I was working
until like 1:00 last night. - Oh, my poor baby.
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I know something that will cheer you up.
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Today, I got my first bridal magazine.
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We can spend the whole afternoon
talking about wedding stuff.
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Like, the groomsmen can wear kilts.
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Donna, you know how much I'd love to spend
4-5 hours talking about the wedding,
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or clothes, or clothes for the wedding,
but, God I'm so beat from last night.
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Okay. Why don't you go back to bad,and I'll
crawl up with you after class, but this time
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sweep the bed for GI Joes, cause that last
thing that happened that was unpleasant.
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Life is a cabaret, my friend!
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You didn't work untill 1:00. We got
off at 22:00 and played poker.
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Hyde, let's not wear ourselves
down with the truth here.
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When I started working full time, I thought
that my life was gonna be a total grind,
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but my mom, Donna,
they can't do enaugh for me.
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Look at this. Heart shaped sandwiches.
Donna's giving me sexy naps.
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As God is my witness I will never go
hungry or horny again.
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Will you please wear the ironed underware.
I have a reputation to protect.
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Eric, you're driving me to my doctors appointment.
Please, put on pants.
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Eric is a little tired from working so late,
so I found someone else to drive you.
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Jump in Smokey,
Bandit's on the move.
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Okay Brooke. Here's the thing. We should date.
- Michael, I'm pregnant with your child.
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Pretty much the best and worst things
about dating have allready happened to us.
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Okay, but we missed out on all the in between.
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Like. Okay, we need to spice up our illegitimate pregnancy with a little romance.
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I mean, look how much we have in common.
You are having my baby,
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and I am the father of your baby.
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Okay look, don't pretend you wanna go out
with me just because you feel guilty.
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Brooke, I wanna go out with
you cause you're hot.
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Okay fine, but I'm not hot.
I've gain six pounds.
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That's okay, cause it's mostly in your boobs.
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See, nature does this to keep us
guys around while you gals chunk out.
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Okay, let's get couple of things straight.
I don't wanna be here,
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you don't wanna be here.
- I wan't to be here.
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Fine. I don't wanna be here,
and I don't care what you want.
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Okay then. Are you buckled up?
- Yes.
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Hmm, because the little blinking man
on the dashboard says you aren't.
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Buckle up. - No. - Yes.
- No. Look, start this car
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or I'm gonna pack you in the crate, take you down to the port and trade you for a year supply of bananas.
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Hey. - Hey.
- You awake?
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Well, if I were asleep there'd be six
of you all making out with yourselves.
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Can't belive how late you must stay at the restaurant.
- Well, you know
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that grated cheese you like so much?
Gets grated the night before.
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Yeah, little thing we like to call "prep", so.
- I love it when you use restourant talk.
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Donna, I have to warn you, I'm exhausted.
So, you're gonna have to do all the work.
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Why should today be any different?
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I need to know what to do on a first date with a women who is carrying my child?
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Hold her while she weeps.
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Hey wait, what if you guys came to dinner with me and Brooke? It would make easier to find stuff
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to talk about. - No, no man, there is no way
I'm going on a date with your ex girlfriend
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who is now my girlfiend,
and your new girlfriend
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who doesn't wanna be your girlfriend,
but is pregnant with your child.
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It's like hillbilly territory.
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I'll pay.
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I'm in.
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Well then i have to go find something to wear. I mean i'm happy that Brooke's gonna have
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a father for her baby and all, but I still have to look prettier than her.
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Well I was woken from my afternooon nap by my girlfriend for some afternoon delight,
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afterwhich i took another afternoon nap.
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You know what i have right in the palm of my hand?
- No one wants to know that. Just wash up.
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The secret of life.
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You know what? I'm taking this one step
further, fellas. I'm gonna get fat.
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Yeah, i'll never be strong,
but i think i can be fat.
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That's a pretty thought.
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C'mon, Fez, don't be scared.
Go say "hi".
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No, he's too fat.
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I don't know where his face is.
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He can't eat you. He can't even move.
Watch!
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That tickles.
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Aaah, something's poking me.
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GI Joe.
There you are.
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What else is in there?
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Kelso!
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I thought you moved away!
- I've been living on crumbs!
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Alright, okay. Laugh all you want but all I
see is a guy who doesn't have to go out of bed
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to go to the bathroom... And that's beautiful.
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Hey look there's the "Oaks Lodge".
Pull over.
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But i thought we would celebrate your good checkup.
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There's this pie down at the coffee shop
I've been flirting with for days.
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How about this for a celebration, I'm
going in there with my budies and you
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wait in the car.
- But that does not sound like fun.
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Well, that's how we celebrate in America.
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Okay, let's head for home.
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So now you're not gonna talk?
- Why should I talk?
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My feelings are obviously of no consequence to you.
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Alright, maybe I stayed a little
longer then I expected.
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Hey look, how about we stop for some pie?
- No.
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Oh c'mon, let me get you a pie.
- I am not in the mood.
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Oh just let me buy you a...
- There will be no pie!
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Wow, good pot.There's gotta
be like 4 or 5 bucks in there.
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Yeah you guys are going down.
I gotta a full house.
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I mean... What do I got?
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Why don't you bet a lot and see.
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Kelso, I know you think you got a full house,
but you're only holding two cards.
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So I'll raise.
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This is great. It's
1:00 and I'm not alone.
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I'm not alone. This is great.
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Guys I don't wanna brag but my
belt is getting pretty tight.
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I think operation "Fat Eric"
is well under way.
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What the hell are you doing?
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You told me you were working.
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I brought you brownies because you told
me you were working your ass off.
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And now it turns out you were spending all the time, we could have spent together, with the guys.
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And, I gave you daytime sex.
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Alright.
Who brought brownies?
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Is Eric upstairs? - Just look for the lump under the cover sucking his thumb.
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Hey, you gonna yell? - No, I'm past yelling.
- What's past yelling?
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It's the dark side of the moon, my friend.
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The place so ugly if it was a women
even you wouldn't have sex with her.
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Ahh, that's bad.
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How can you sleep untill noon
after what happened last night?
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I'm exhausted from loving you so much.
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You're completely regressing. You lie around all day
and you act if you'd be happy
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to stay in your mothers house forever.
- Look Donna, let me make it up to you.
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There's some tip money on the dresser.
Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty?
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Don' worry, we can still hear!
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Eric, what is happening to you?
- Look Donna, I'm sorry but I'm not regressing.
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You gotta understand I'm the
man of this house now.
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Okay, who is ready for a Spidey
and a sandwich? - Me!
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Mrs. Forman, your son is a big lazy chump because
you keep babying him. - I don't baby him.
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Is there a crust on that sandwich?
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Well of course not. Crusts are
icky they make Eric sicky.
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Oh my God, I'm ruining him.
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Eric, things are gonna change
around here, drastically.
Tomarrow you are getting
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a sandwich whith crust on.
And no more crazy straws.
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You will be drinking your chocolate
milk from a standard straw.
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Now, who's hungry?
- I call sandwich. - I call Spidey.
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I call sandwiches you haven't made yet.
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Okay, Donna I get it, I'm sorry.
- No, that's not gonna cut it.
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I've been wearing this engagement ring
so long it's white under there,
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and a little wrinkly. You haven't
brought up the wedding in weeks.
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I stayed home from college to be
with you. And if i knew
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you were gonna act like this, I would
have gone. - You right. - I know.
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Donna, I know that I'm
lucky to be with you.
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Hell, when we go out together,
people think I'm your little brother.
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That's true. They say I shouldn't
have you out so late.
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You are right. No, you are absolutely right.
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I'm really, really sorry. Okay?
So, are you still mad at me?
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Well, it's kind of hard when
you keep agreeing with me.
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I agree. - Stop it.
- You're beautiful. - I will kick your ass.
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So, maybe a good way to break the ice would be for everyone to tell a few things about themselves.
I'll go first
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I like makeup and diets,
and Steven here likes black things
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and throwing stuff at glass.
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Okay. Well, I was valedictorian at my class,
I ran marathons
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and I tutor kids in Latin.
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Well, I egged the valedictorian of my class
and a marathon runner.
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Oh, and some kids that took Latin.
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This is fun.
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So, how do you guys all know eachother?
- Well, Michael and I dated for like 3 years.
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Then I stole her from him.
- Wait what?
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You never could have stolen from
me if I hadn't cheated on her first.
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Okay, wait a minute... - That sounds a lot worse than what it is. I only cheated on her
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with Erics sister.
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Well, and then the rest of the
girls when we were on a break
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cause I annoyed her, but none of
those girls were anybodies sister.
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Except for the two that were sisters.
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He brought up the sisters.
Awsome.
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Okay. This was a mistake. I think I'm gonna go.
- No, Brooke wait.
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I've been with a lot of chicks, a lot...
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a lot... a lot.
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Okay, that's not helping.
- Brooke, just let me start over, okay?
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We might not be a perfect match, okay,
but I really, really like you
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and I think us having this baby
together is like... faith.
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Michael, faith is when two people
meet on a train or in Paris,
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not in a bathroom at a
Molly Hatchet concert.
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Faith. Man, never use a word in a fight
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if you don't really really knows what it means.
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Still not speaking to me?
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Fine, I'll speak.
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I spent all day running your bold,
grumpy ass around town.
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And do I get a thanks? No.
Because you're unpleasant.
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You wanna know why I'm unpleasant?
I just had a heart attack,
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and now I have to be driven around like a
useless dope
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by the idiot that marry my daughter and gave
me the heart attack in the first place.
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But I am also unpleasant because I just
spent the entire day cooped up in the car,
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breathing that mustard gas that you call cologne.
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But mostly I'm unpleasant because
that's how it works in this family.
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I'm family?
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Oh crap.
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Guys, everything is totally cool. I've
promised to stop acting like such an ass,
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and give Donna only presents, not cash.
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Why is that? - Because presents are
for girlfriends and cash is for hookers.
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Although...
- You're so good I should pay you.
- Thank you.
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You should've seen it coming Forman.
Cause when you're deeply,
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trully happy, it's a sure sign you're
doing everything wrong.
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It's true. Once Steven's unhappy,
I know our relationship is in good shape.
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Well, then we've been tip top
since the minute i've meet you.
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Yeah, I couldn't be unhappier about
me and Brooke, so I know I'm doing
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the right thing. Cause the misery is how God
lets you know you're on track.
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And how. Red and I are miserable together,
and that crazy bastard is nuts about me.
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Donna,what are you doing the day after your birthday?
- Nursing a hangover.
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You might wanna stick to light beer. Cause I was thinking maybe we could get married that day.
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Oh my God, are you setting a date?
You can't set a date in a circle.
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I can and I did.
- I love you.
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There's no groping in the circle!
We made that rule for Fez,
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but i goes for everyone!
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Oh, c'mon Eric take charge,
grab her like you mean it.
I'll do it.
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Brooke?
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Holly crap! That's the girl you got pregnant?
She's hot!
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Do you think we could talk alone for a minute?
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Sure, I'll go. But just know if it doesn't work out with him, I've got dental
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for all dependents.
- You're funny. - I love you.
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Goodbye.
I've got a things to do.
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Look. I don't know why what happened happened.
I mean it could've been faith,
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it could've been the Colt 45s,
but I do know you're beeing very sweet,
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and I could probably use a hand, cause to
tell you do truth I'm kind of scared.
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That's perfect cause I'm terrified.
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I know, I mean it's crazy.
- We're having a baby! - I know!
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And we have no clue!
- None at all!
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So, can I call you tomarrow? - Yes.
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Before you go I just wanted to say, I don't love you.
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I just kind of get nervous in front of women.
I blurr.
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I understand and I think it's very sweet.
- I love you.
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What is wrong with me?
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Hi Roy.
- Hello Brooke.
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Hi Roy.
- Hello Brooke.
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HI, Roy.
- Hello, Brooke.
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I got this.
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Hi Roy.
- I love you.
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Excuse me. - Roy, that's the freezer.
- I know.
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