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Now, I've had enough of your lazy attitude and general incompetence.

God knows how you got your references before you came to work for me.

Anyway, I've drawn a two-week salary for both of you, and I want you out of this

house by tomorrow. Is that clear?

No. I beg your pardon?

Watch my lips, Mrs. Stone.

And... Oh... No.

I don't believe it. What Carl means is that we've done very well here, and you

have no reason to fire us at all.

Oh? Haven't I?

Well... Well, for one thing, don't you think those...

The horribly indecent noises that you two make every evening out in the

servants' quarters are disgusting.

What does that have to do with laziness and incompetence, Mrs. Stone?

Do I detect a bit of envy?

Envy? Me envious?

Of what?

Oh, Mrs. Stone, we know what your sex life must be like.

It's very frustrating for you.

Why? I bet Mr.

Stone's cock hasn't been inside your warm, lonely little pussy in years now,

has it?

I will not have you talk to me like this.

Now, I intend to pay you well, but you have no right to carry on like this in

front of me. Now, wait a minute.

Mother's right.

We do feel sorry for you.

And all this money.

Big holler.

Only there's... There's no passion.

No heat.

You're a very beautiful, lonely woman, Mrs. Stone.

My sex life is none of your business.

Carl and I know how to enjoy each other, Elaine.

What are you doing?

I won't have this.

Oh, Elaine, we just want to bring a little fun into your life.

Then if you want to fire us, we'll go.

Please, just get out of here.

Elaine!

Long time.

Years.

Since you...

Not though.

No.

Hey, just watch.

Look at it.

Does it look nice?

Hello? Put your finger in your mouth.

There you go.

Second on the other hand.

Second two finger.

Good.

Show one more time.

Put your tongue out of your mouth.

Just lay it out. That's it.

Just like that.

Bring it up to the head.

Lay it on your tongue. Just lay it on your tongue.

That's it. Now put it in your mouth.

Here.

Here.

Kiss each other.

Now kiss my cow.

Come on, Elaine.

Say yes, sir. Mm-hmm.

Yes, sir. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

No, this isn't right.

What?

My daughter's in the next room.

What? My daughter's in the next room.

That's your stepdaughter.

And you couldn't wake her up with a camera.

Just forget about that. Maybe we should stop.

Maybe we should stop. Leave her here. Leave her there? You want us to stop?

No. Yes, you do.

You said stop.

I want your daughter. Really?

Right? Please. Please what? Please stop?

I want to stop. You want what?

You want that, Carl.

You do.

She wants me.

Fuck.

Oh, man.

No?

Oh,

God, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Now she's got some fire in her eyes. Look at her.

She's got fire in her eyes.

Tell

me

you like that big dick.

What? Big dick.

Big dick.

That's cool.

Will there be anything else?

No, Margo, that'll be all. Thank you. Okie dokie. Good morning, Connie.

Good morning, Elaine.

God, I'm bored.

What's that do?

Life, men, everything.

I'm just bored.

You know, the dance last night, it was your typical country club dance, you

know?

No, I don't. What do you mean?

The same guy.

I'm tired of it.

I'm really tired of it.

When am I going to meet some men in my life?

Some exciting men. You know, the type that make your blood boil. You know, you

might find what you're looking for when you least expect it.

Do you mean something personal by now?

Your father will be at the Spring Oak subdivision today if you'd like to stop

by and say goodbye before he leaves.

Oh, yeah?

You know...

I can use the money anyway. I'll see you later.

Bye.

I thought you might like to take a ride in the country.

Yes, Carl. That would be lovely.

Good.

Bring the car around. I'll be out front.

What a perfect touch.

I haven't gotten that far yet.

Hey, honey, if you're here to apply for a job, I got just the position you can

fill.

Yes, thank you for calling. Goodbye.

Yes, yes, I'm trying to, but I'm just here temporarily.

The regular girls at the doctor's office this morning.

I'll get back to you as soon as I... Yes, yes, sir.

Goodbye.

Oh, hi.

Can I help you?

Yes. Uh, I'm looking for my father. I'm Connie Stone.

Oh, hi.

Mrs. Stone's out to lunch.

Maybe he's out there somewhere.

I don't know.

My first day here.

I thought I'd get myself a costume and temporary gigs like this is a real

thing. Uh, I'm sure.

Well, maybe I'll find him out there.

You're welcome.

Hey, hey!

Hey, Murray, here comes dessert.

Yeah, kind of high-class stuff there, Ted.

Out of your league.

Put to y'all a cart.

Just look at the way she's splashing that stuff around. What a friggin'

tease. Oh, delicious.

I don't know, man. High-class bitch like that.

Just another cock tease.

I'm telling you, this chick's cruising.

Bullshit.

She's just getting her rocks off by sticking it in our faces.

Yeah, well, she can stick it in my face anytime. Here.

We're prisoners. You've got to help us. We're innocent guards. As you can

plainly see, we've been framed.

Well, I'm looking for Bud Stone now. Maybe if you can help me find him, he

might spring you.

Oh, really? Bud, the boss?

Oh, hell, anything he can do. We can do better. I personally will be glad to

fill your needs.

Well, that's really nice of you, but I really do need to find Mr. Stone. Well,

hell, he's probably going to be by any minute, so why don't you just wait here

with us?

Well...

And besides, it ain't safe for a young lady to be all by herself out here, you

know. Yeah, you might step on a nail or get hit by a falling board.

All right, then. Come on.

Entre vous, madame.

Come on, come on, come on.

Welcome to our humble abode.

Well, I really do need to find Mr. Jones. Well, he really might come by.

Hey, look, my name is Murray. That Stugatz over there is Ted. And the quiet

guy here is Chuck.

Do you think maybe I might be able to see him over that wall?

Huh? Do you mind?

Um, no, no. Head to ladder. Ladder.

No problem at all, sweetheart. Really.

Listen, I want to ask you a... Oh, Roger.

Come on.

Come on.

What's your name, huh?

Connie. Hey, it's a nice name. Connie.

Nice name.

Well, listen, do be careful.

Dad, can you see it?

Keep looking.

Hey, Mark!

In a minute, in a minute. Right away. We need some help with the sightings. All

right, in a goddamn minute. Wait, wait.

Move your ass, Mario, or I'll bring up your fucking check.

Ah, shit.

Hey, look, honey, just stay right here, all right? Don't go away, okay? We'll be

right back. Come on. Hey.

Come on. Hey, come on. Hey, wait, please. Be right back.

Would you hold the ladder?

Please, I'm scared.

angry about. You're acting like I insulted you. You do, sweetheart.

That's just right.

You're insulting.

What are you talking about?

You have no right being so nasty with me.

Well, let me make it real clear, honey.

My name's Connie.

Okay, Connie.

I'm going to do you a favor. A little free advice.

You don't go parading your high class tush around here unless you know what to

do with it, understand?

That crap might cut it at the country club, but not around a bunch of

hardhats. You arrogant son of a bitch.

What makes you think you're so hot? If you only knew who my...

You

don't even know what to do with it when you get it.

So it's nice.

Hey, look.

Why don't you get out of here before those other monkeys get back?

Otherwise, you're going to be in way over your head, you know? I like that. I

felt that. What?

Do it again.

Hey.

Sure as hell fooled me. I thought for sure you were a little stuck up there,

you know?

I'm getting there honey.

And I thought I knew human nature.

Oh. Oh.

That's why they call you hard hat.

Maybe.

I like your sense of humor.

Oh yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Oh,

baby.

Is my father back yet? Uh, yeah.

Where's the washroom?

Whatever you do, don't tell him you saw me like this, okay?

Yes, sir?

Linda, you can leave now. Mrs. Halston will be back soon.

Pick up your check at the payroll trailer.

Yes, sir. Thanks, sir.

Oh, your daughter just came in.

She's in the washroom.

Probably wants to borrow...

Yes, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Pump is turkey.

The class is going pretty good.

I'm getting enough part-time work to put the bill.

You sure are lucky, Panther. Helped pay for your schooling.

Yeah, I know, but living at home sure screws up my social life.

What there is of it.

Yeah. Cockers are such jerks, aren't they?

I know. It seems like everyone I've dated this semester either comes in this

pants or he can't get it up.

Or he doesn't know what to do with it once he does get it up.

God, all this talk about boring sex is really depressing.

God, it's getting awfully hot.

Want to go for a swim? Yeah.

How is it?

Oh, it's pretty warm.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Oh, it's so nice.

Oh, this is beautiful.

I know.

Feels so good.

Sorry.

Didn't know anybody was going to be home.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Gary.

Came by to clean the pool.

I'm not the regular pool guy.

No, I'm filling in for Carlos.

He's on vacation.

Uh, would you mind getting out?

It won't be too long.

Oh, okay.

He's cute.

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking that Gary there is no inexperienced college boy.

Yeah, well, he doesn't seem too interested.

Well, I'll bet we can change that.

How old do you think he is?

He does look, uh...

You want to put them on my back for me? Sure.

I bet you're going to take care of this.

I think he's getting interested.

Really? I don't know.

He certainly looks... Look at the way he's looking at you. Yeah.

Uh, Gary?

Yeah? Are you almost through?

Just a little longer.

Maybe we could help.

It doesn't look too hard.

Oh, I'll bet it's harder than it looks, huh, Gary?

Like anything else, it's only as hard as you make it.

Well, we could make it easy, if you let us.

You two are pretty anxious to jump in and get wet, aren't you?

Maybe you'd like to hang around and get wet with us.

And you can help me with my breath straight.

It is getting pretty hot.

It's also starting to rain.

Why don't we go in?

Why don't we go down there and get more comfortable?

What do you think?

Oh, yeah.

Good idea.

Come on.

Oh,

I can't believe it.

You should be cleaning a pool, I'll tell you that.

Hey, this is nice. This is real nice.

God,

I know it's just boys.

Oh,

you're getting me so wet.

Oh,

look at your pussy good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

don't you have a nice pussy?

Oh, dear. Very lucky women.

I can't believe this is coming.

I guess you know.

I got five more pools to clean today.

I don't know.

Bye, Gary. Bye, Gary.

Come again.

Yeah, bye.

Wow, that was more like it.

Oh, it was great. I didn't even know it could be like that.

I know. We're through with boys for sure.

Oh, forever.

Oh,

hell. Here comes Bobby.

Not you, right?

Huh?

Look, Bobby, let me put it to you this way. Get lost.

What the hell did I do?

Nothing. That's the point.

I thought we were going to the movies this afternoon.

We're going to the beach.

That's great. I got my trunks in the trunk.

Can't you take a hint, Bobby?

We're through with boys.

Especially boys don't know how to treat a woman like a real woman.

Hey, Linda, look.

That won't happen again.

It was our first time. I was just excited, that's all.

Forget it, forget it. Come on, Linda, let's go.

What the hell got into them?

open yet.

Not for a few more hours.

Oh, shit.

But just so that you don't commit suicide, I'll serve you a drink.

Huh? What'll it be?

What?

Boy, are you ozone.

Here I am being very sweet and offering to serve you and I'm not even open.

And you're too spaced to even appreciate it.

Give me something strong.

I just want to get numb for a while.

In that case, let's not mess around.

Must be a girl.

Yeah.

Well, I've been in this business about eight years now.

I usually don't guess well.

You think I could have a beer?

Thanks.

Girl.

Oh?

See ya.

That's my trouble.

I always screw up.

I either say the wrong thing or I do the wrong thing.

Hey, aren't you being a little hard on yourself?

You don't even know me.

Believe me, I'm a bust.

Hey, listen, I better pay you and get out of here. You got work to do.

There, you see? You're even thoughtful.

Relax.

Thanks.

So what happened?

Your girl leave you?

Well, I don't know. She thinks I'm sort of young and... Inexperienced?

No.

I mean, yeah.

You know, I feel sort of weird talking to... A woman?

I'm better.

Well, you're very nice and everything, but I don't even know you.

I come in this place and I start blabbering all this stuff.

Well, you know, sometimes talking's the best thing.

My name's Shannon.

Bobby.

You know, Bobby, sometimes I get the feeling when I first meet someone that

we're really going to get along.

I have that feeling with you.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Cheers. Cheers. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Hey, it's okay.

Don't be so jittery. Here, we'll just clean that up.

You see, I told you. Every time this happens, I don't know... You know,

Bobby, maybe those girls you've been with just didn't know any more than you

know.

I think they're very silly girls.

Because I find you very attractive, Bobby.

And I see a lot of men.

A lot.

Oh, my God. I think I'm going to... No, no, you're not, Bobby.

Unbutton my blouse.

Tom, I won't quit on you. You can be sure of that.

Oh, yes. Like that?

Look it up. That's right. Look it harder.

or something.

It'll be a lot more fun with our clothes on.

Good job.

Like that, huh?

I don't know what they're missing, Bobby.

I'll be back later tonight.

Okay.

We get together after you get off work tonight?

Bobby, not tonight. I have another business meeting.

I'm sorry.

Maybe next week?

Yeah, okay.

Hey, by the way, thanks.

I should be the one thanking you.

See you later.

I bet you don't treat your wife this way.

Holy cow.

Oh, no, your wife.

You're not supposed to be here.

Shut up, slut.

Where'd you find her?

One of those sleazy magazines you keep hidden in the bathroom?

Shannon, Shannon, I can explain everything.

Everything. Yes, well, you're going to have to.

I can't explain anything.

Oh, when I get done with you, oh, you won't be worth 25 cents for one of those

cheap peep shows.

No way. My husband won't help.

Her husband? Oh, won't that be nice?

Is this your purse? No, no, it's mine.

It's mine.

Tess Hamilton, 9055 Westlake Avenue. She's a neighbor. How nice.

Oh, and this must be your husband.

Oh, he's a handsome fellow, isn't he?

I hope you've both had a very happy marriage, because it's over now.

Shannon. Shannon.

I want to say something.

Don't step on my begonias.

Oh, this is going to be fun. One last plea, you cretin.

I come home from work to spend a little time with you before I fly off to my

convention and I catch you diddling with this cheap tramp here.

Not she.

Shannon, listen.

Please listen. Listen. She's a stupid, terrible mistake.

No, no, no. I don't mean that. Listen. Please, please listen. We can talk this

out. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll send her home, right? Immediately.

And then we can talk like usual.

Please. Please, Shannon.

Don't blow this out of proportion.

Sit down. Now, Shannon, don't get bitchy. I said sit down.

All right. All right. Cool it. I'll sit down. I'll sit down.

Hey, watch out for our begonias.

Because you two are having problems doesn't mean that I have to stay around

here and listen to your bitch.

You walk out of this room and I call your husband and tell him where you've

been. Now sit.

You know, Dan, your mother always said you were an animal. You know what? She's

right.

And you know what you do to animals to break them of their bad habits.

You punish them.

Isn't that right, then?

Isn't it?

Yes, dear.

Sharon, what the fuck do you think this... One more word of backtalk out of

either one of you, and I'll walk out of here. You got that?

Yes, I got that.

Now,

if you're both good, maybe a little revenge on my part might help me forget

this whole incident.

I think that's very generous of me, don't you?

Don't you think that's generous of me, Tess?

Yeah, sure.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

You know, this might turn out to be a new kind of therapy, if it works.

Shannon, just what do you have in mind?

Be the one of you that does anything other than what I say.

And the deal's off.

But if you do what I say, well, then I'll just forget this whole thing

happened.

Fair?

Now, let's see, where do we begin?

Tess, I think Dan has been a very bad boy.

And bad boys must be spanked.

Now, wait a minute. You just wait one minute.

All right, Dan, you blew it.

No, no, I didn't. I didn't blow it yet. Not yet.

I'll sit down.

You shouldn't have done it, Dan.

You've been very bad.

Very bad.

I'm going to have to spank you.

I want you to lie on your back.

I'm going to disarm this lady.

Okay, now flush his cock.

Now, Dan, you get on the floor.

Get on your back.

I'm on the couch.

Couch? The couch is fine.

Now, crack over his face.

Now, suck her.

Try and make her cough.

What is it?

Okay, now stop.

Do it doggie style.

Hey, get up.

Dan is such a bad boy.

Test play with my pussy.

You

both

have been very good.

Whoa.

Now,

Tess, get your things and get out of here. And if I ever catch you around

here again, you'll wish you were dead.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, and then you,

Tess, take your guns with you.

Dan, that was very entertaining.

You know, when I get back from this convention, you better do more than

you've ever done to please me.

Yes, ma'am.

Tess, you were great tonight.

The best ever, in fact. And I know Dan's very happy.

Say, doesn't it bother you that this little game is the only way he can get

off?

Hey, the charge is only a hundred and you gave me... Keep it. You really were

quite wonderful.

And Dan's little kinks don't bother me at all.

In every other way, he's quite the perfect husband.

He's considerate and dependable and faithful.

These little excursions like tonight, they just keep him hot and interested in

me. He doesn't hassle me about my life, and I don't criticize his needs.

We get along perfectly.

Takes what it takes, I guess.

We'll be back next month?

Oh, sure.

I consider myself kind of a marriage counselor.

Have a nice time at the convention.

Thank you. So long. Bye-bye.

First round, knocked him out and called it a TKO.

I won $150.

Really good.

I bet. Yeah.

Al, I'm going to be leaving now.

You got everything you need?

Sure. No sweat.

Good. How long are you going to be gone for? Oh, a week. Maybe 10 days. I'm not

sure. But I'll stay in touch.

Good. I better be going. Okay.

Bye. Have a good trip.

Thank you.

Pay your tab first.

Are you excited about going away?

Excited about a week in Hawaii? Of course I'm excited.

And your husband doesn't know anything?

Dan? No, not at all. I told you. He and I have a healthy, normal...

trusting relationship he's always been the boss and i think i've always been a

good wife why should he suspect me of anything after all i've never done

anything like this before he respects the fact that i wanted to work and help

make ends meet after i bought the bar and business picked up he never

complained at all about the time and effort i had to put in there he knows

business is hard and there were times when my back was up against the wall But

I always manage to pull it off.

Dan has no reason to suspect me of anything.

What about your wife?

Well, Elaine is just wonderful.

She's got an old soul.

You know what I mean?

She's just content with her life the way it is.

Didn't you say you had a daughter, too?

Connie, she's a bright young girl. Has a real taste of the finer things in life.

I take responsibility for that.

Of course, she has no head for the construction business.

Far too refined for that.

Yes.

I'm lucky to have a daughter like Connie.

Well, your family sounds very nice, but a little boring.

Well, your family's a little mundane as well.

True.

And we both work so hard. Yeah, didn't we?

Then who can blame us if...