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[soft suspenseful music]

[music fades]

[flies buzzing]

[glass shattering]

[groaning]

[wet screeching]

-[music increases] -[groaning]

-[music fades] -[heavy breathing]

[exhales]

[suspenseful music]

[music ends]

[plate clattering]

[door closes]

Good morning, Sammy.

-[Sam] I gotta go. -Whoa, whoa.

Eat something.

[Sam] I'm not hungry.

Good boy.

See you later, buddy.

See you later, buddy.

Did you clean up the backyard yesterday?

Yeah, Mom. I do it every day.

Okay, bye.

-[door opens] -Have a good day.

[door closes]

[chuckles softly]

Alright, there you go.

-[man] Thank you. -[cashier] My pleasure, sir.

You have yourself a great day.

Forty-two.

Twenty-five pounds of chuck and bits.

[clears throat]

[wet thud]

[wet thud]

-[slap] -You must be feeding a small army.

Twenty-five pounds a week?

Every week?

We're just on a protein-rich diet.

Ah.

[wet thud]

In that case...

...here's a little extra.

I didn't see a thing.

Hey, so... [clears throat]

...Maybe I could, uh,

come try your recipe sometime?

Or...

...we could, uh,

go to a place that cooks for us.

Do you like, uh, eating at

other places?

I do.

Rad. I do, too.

So, you would like that then, or...?

I know this local place.

Great cuts.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, that's fine.

Okay. [chuckles]

I'm free tonight, and tomorrow...

...and the next day.

I think tomorrow could work.

Okay, uh, six o'clock?

Okay.

Okay. Uh...

-[paper rustles] -[grunts softly]

[mouths] Oh.

[scribbling]

[paper rustles]

[grunts]

-[metallic thud] -[sighs]

[sighs]

-[sighs] -[metallic thud]

[exhales]

[metal clanking]

[grunting]

Thanks for your help in math class today.

-No problem. -You're really smart.

-Thank you. -Do you think you can help with

tonight's homework? It's especially difficult.

Sure.

Yeah, right. You don't want to go in there.

Unless you want to be turned into goblin shit.

[scoffs]

[boy] You got it.

Didn't you hear? They just moved

here from Middleton. His mom,

lured men into his house, to feed them

to her monster.

Oh, my gosh, it's like that one movie.

That old chick brings all the dudes home from the bar

and drains them of their blood.

That's Hellraiser , dipshit.

And it's not the same thing at all.

Jake, why don't you just shut up?

Oh, yeah, I'll get right on that.

I'm sorry my stepbrother can be such a jerk sometimes.

I know the feeling.

You have siblings?

Uh, just a little brother now, Joseph.

And he's actually really cute and not a jerk at all.

[chuckles softly]

[sighs] I have some stuff I have to do at home now.

But if you want to message me about that homework,

I can help you later tonight.

Okay, bye, Sam.

Bye, Sydney.

[metallic grinding]

Hey!

How was your day?

Where's Joseph?

He's taking a nap.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

I took care of the backyard for you.

Cool.

Hey, wait, I was, uh--

I was hoping we could talk for a minute.

What is it?

It can wait.

I'll see you for dinner?

[sighs]

[door creak as it opens]

[door closes]

[cutlery clanking]

[cutlery clanking]

I made plans tomorrow evening.

So I was thinking you can come home right after school,

watch your little brother while I'm out for a couple hours.

Sam.

I'm talking to you. [chuckles]

[sighs softly]

Okay.

Fine, Mom.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

[Sam] I'm full.

[door opens]

[door closes]

I don't have to be anywhere for a while.

I really don't feel like going home right now.

Sydney, don't play with any mythical creatures!

Oh, my God.

[boys laugh]

[indistinct conversation]

Yeah, tell me about it.

Can I show you a place?

It's a little bit of a walk.

Definitely.

Don't do it!

You've got everything to live for!

-[laughing] -[clap]

[heavy rock music]

-[click] -[music fades slightly]

Hey, guys, ghouls and

-spooky friends. -[keyboard clicks]

We're gonna have to take that one again.

[indistinct muffled conversation]

[sighs] Okay, fine.

[indistinct conversation]

From, uh--

From, "Hey, guys."

Hey, guys, ghouls--

Cut!

[muffled chuckles]

[sighs] Little fucking brat!

[Jake] All right, I'll talk to you later.

Fuck off and shut up, we're recording in here!

Eat shit, Samantha!

Don't call me that!

-Mom! -[woman] Samantha, honey,

you need to get your laundry out of the dryer.

Mom! Lorelei is taking her

clothes off on the internet again.

Fuck you, you little shit!

[Jake] You're 27 and you still

-live at home! Loser! -[sighs]

[indistinct chatter on radio]

Are you ready to go again?

[radio chatter]

Hello?

[indistinct radio chatter]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh, check this out.

-[click] -[Jake] My little sister's doomed.

[girl] I know, right?

[Jake] Her and her little boyfriend will be goblin shit by morning.

Everybody knows that story's bullshit.

[girl] Don't eat me goblin, please!

Yeah, still.

Could be something interesting for us to explore.

I mean... people love this kind of stuff.

Yeah, whatever, just get the goddamn camera back up on me.

[music continues]

And don't forget to fold my laundry after this.

I will.

Sorry.

[click]

Hey, guys,

ghouls and spooky friends.

[music ends]

Wow.

This is a nice place.

Come out here sometimes just to get away from everything.

It must be hard to deal with all that... stuff.

What stuff?

Just all those stupid rumors.

I'm sorry Jake teases you.

It doesn't bother me.

[rustling]

[scraping]

Where'd you get that?

It was my real dad's.

My mom gave it to me for my last birthday.

Oh, where's he at?

He died when I was six.

Sorry.

Do you remember him?

A little bit.

Last time I saw him he told me that he loved me and...

he was gonna be back soon.

But...

[sniffles] ...he was a soldier.

Oh.

[continues scraping]

So what really happened to your stepdad and stepbrother?

Or was it really a goblin?

[Sam chuckles softly]

No, they just like to hunt.

Went out one day, never came back.

Geez.

It's okay.

They weren't really that nice

to me or my mom.

But still, to be eaten by a bear.

[scoffs]

[birds chirping]

[soft ominous music]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[phone buzzing]

[sighs gruntingly]

I should probably get going.

I have to babysit for my mom tonight.

Want some company?

Maybe next time.

My mom's a little weird about

having people over.

[knocking]

[eerie music]

Hello?

Hey, sis.

Just back in the country.

[music continues]

Where's that nephew of mine?

[thud]

Let me get a good look at you.

[sighs] What are you doing here?

Yeah.

Nice to see you too.

I just mean I wasn't expecting to see you.

He's got the look of his mother.

Is he still on the tit?

Hey, go to your room.

Heard about my brother.

-[indistinct rustling] -Obviously.

Yeah.

They said it was a bear.

Crazy, I know.

[scoffs]

Yeah.

We'll see about that.

Got any more milk?

[fence squeaks]

[music continues]

Look, Donny, right?

I was actually expecting--

Hello?

[sighs]

Hey.

Wow.

You-- Great look.

Your beautiful or... great.

Listen, Jim.

[soft chuckle]

Those are for you. The, uh, flower girl

said they're called, uh... [clears throat]

margarita daisies or something, I don't--

Uh, she said they're good for a first date.

Jim.

Oh, dang it, I was not supposed to say

first date because then that implies

that I think that there's gonna be a second date,

which I don't, I'm sorry.

-[sighs] -It's okay.

Okay.

-Oh... -Can we reschedule?

I'm sorry, I had a family matter pop up.

[inhales] Sure.

Yeah, no, that-- No problem.

We got anything to drink in this house besides milk and juice?

[fence squeaks]

-Sam! -I'll be in my room.

[music continues]

Uh, Sam?

This is Danny's twin brother,

Donny.

[scoffs]

Unbelievable.

-[bottle thuds] -I keep a few bottles

of the hard stuff in my bag.

[thud]

[music continues]

[bag thuds]

-[uncorking bottle] -Hey, fella.

[deepens voice] Hey, fella. Oh...

No-- I'm good.

Suit yourself.

So... [stutter] Yeah.

Okay...

Goodbye.

Look, Donny.

[snoring]

[snoring continues]

[indistinct audio from TV]

[TV continues]

[lighter clicks]

[laughs]

[laughs harder]

[Donny continues laughing]

[snoring]

[snoring continues]

Donny.

Donny.

[snoring continues]

Donny.

[snoring continues]

Donny.

[door opens]

-[door closes] -Hey.

[snoring continues]

Can I make you some breakfast?

Where's Joseph?

[Sara] He's still sleeping.

How was your day?

Look, I know it's crazy with him just showing up.

This is fucked, Mom.

Sam.

Just tell him to leave.

I will!

I'm going to.

As soon as he wakes up.

[Donny] Smells good.

[eerie music]

-[bottle thuds] -[chair scraping]

[cutlery clanking]

Look, Donny--

Got any milk?

-[cutlery clanks] -Yeah, okay.

[suspenseful music]

[glass thuds]

[gulp]

How long were you planning on staying?

We don't really have the room.

Gotta settle my brother's affairs.

Couple few weeks?

Yeah, sorry, that's not gonna work.

You can get the report from the police,

but until then I think you should stay at a hotel.

Mm...

There's a nice place just down the road.

[music continues]

Alright.

I'll leave in the morning.

No, Donny.

You need to leave tonight.

[music intensifying gradually]

How about you and I have a drink?

Put these kids to bed early.

[cutlery clanks]

I said you have to go.

Right now.

Tonight. I'm not gonna tell you again.

I'm not going anywhere.

She said, "Leave", asshole.

We don't want you here.

Sam!

I came here...

to find out what happened to my kin.

[lighter clicks]

[suspenseful music continues]

[coughing]

This little boy needs a daddy.

[Joseph coughs]

And who better than his dear old uncle to bring him up?

Nothing wrong with keeping it in the family.

[music continues]

Sorry.

Can't help this little fucking bastard.

[Donny chuckles]

You're a real tough guy, huh?

[music increases]

Get off me!

Don't touch my son!

[Sam] Get off me!

[continues laughing]

[grunting]

Bear, eh?

Fucking bitch.

[grunting]

-[slash] -[creature groans]

[soft grunt]

Get Joseph out of here.

[thud]

[grunts]

[plate shattering]

[sighs]

[glass shattering]

-[lighter clicking] -[music fades]

-[heavy breathing] -[lighter clicks]

-[fire crackling] -[gasps]

[grunts softly]

[grunting]

[fire alarm beeping]

[grunts]

[fire alarm continues]

[fire alarm continues]

[ambulance siren wailing]

[indistinct police radio chatter]

Ma'am, are you okay?

Yeah, yes, yes.

[indistinct radio chatter continues]

What the hell happened in here?

Dispatch, 10-52 on the double.

I don't think this guy's gonna make it.

[man on radio] Copy that.

[indistinct chatter in background]

[indistinct radio chatter]

[man] Hold.

Take it back.

[man on radio] Two, four, four.

Three, O, one, five, 84.

[engine starts]

[sirens wailing]

[chuckles]

[sirens continue wailing]

We just got home

and the kitchen was on fire.

And he was just laying there bleeding.

[indistinct radio chatter]

Alright

Move.

What was Jake saying about that goblin?

Thought you said that story was bullshit.

Who cares if it's bullshit?

Look at our numbers.

This could really put us over the top.

[typing on computer]

[energetic music]

Mayhem in the suburbs tonight.

A Middleton woman's husband and son have gone missing.

And the only lead may be, get this,

a bear.

-What the fuck? -And neighbors claim another man,

Elias Rasmussen, is also missing.

They fear that he, too,

may be the victim of a wild animal.

-[gasps] -Guess it's safe to say,

don't feed the animals, eh, Marissa?

[chuckles] That's right, Micah.

All right, coming up next, we'll have Matt King with sports.

This bitch is crazy.

She feeds her husband and stepson to a

goblin and they just blame it on a bear?

Eh... Sounds a little

far-fetched, don't you think?

[laughter]

This could be the biggest story ever.

And we're at ground zero.

Oh, hey, Sarge.

Good morning.

That it is.

Let's hope the trout are biting, huh?

Oh, man. We've still gotta fix that leak on the water tank.

[sighs] Right.

Yo, what the fuck is that?

[eerie music]

[soft thud]

[zipper closing]

[lock squeaks]

[bag thuds]

Sam?

[woman in PA speaking indistinctly]

Hello.

Hey, Donny Imhoff.

[typing in keyboard]

[mouse clicks]

It's 6235, 6th floor.

Alright, thank you.

[grunting]

[birds chirping]

[indistinct soft grunts]

[birds chirping]

Hey, buddy.

I brought you something.

[clattering]

Come on, eat.

[soft thud]

What is it?

Can I see?

Come on, I'm not gonna hurt you.

You're gonna be okay.

What are you doing all the way out here?

How'd you find me?

I followed you.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. We should go.

[scream] Oh my God!

What is that?

It's okay, it's okay. He won't hurt you.

[elevator beeping]

Excuse me?

I'm looking for room 6235, Donny Imhoff.

We have him heavily sedated.

He's lost a lot of blood.

I wish I had better news, but it's not looking great.

I can take you to his room.

[mouths] Okay.

It's a matter of managing expectations.

Are your husband's affairs in order, so to speak?

He's not my husband.

Forgive me, you can go in.

[eerie music]

[music fades]

So, he ate your stepdad and brother?

Stepbrother, yeah.

I know it's crazy, but they really had it coming.

My stepdad was really awful.

He got rough with my mom a few times.

And I know eventually he would have killed her.

Probably me too.

And now this Donny character shows up,

and he's my dead stepdad's twin.

It's so messed up.

When I saw him for the first time the other night,

it all came flooding back to me.

He was gonna kill us last night.

I know it.

But he saved us... Again.

[scratching]

Me, my mom, my little brother.

I have to protect him.

He's really freaking me out.

I know.

We should probably go.

You have to keep this all a secret.

Please.

If anybody finds out about him,

I know they'll kill him.

Not if he kills them first.

Don't worry.

I won't tell anybody.

I promise.

Thank you.

I'm just glad you're safe.

That Donny guy, he must be dead now, right?

[exhales]

[soft clattering]

[soft clattering continues]

[soft clattering]

[eerie music]

[wet stapling]

Oh my God!

What? This?

This is nothing.

[wet stapling]

[grunts]

When we were kids...

...our pa used to make me and Danny hit each other

with sticks to see who would cry first.

[wet stapling]

[soft chuckle]

I found if I turned the stick around to the thick end

and whacked him with it as hard as I could,

he always quit first.

Especially if I went for his face.

[wet stapling]

[wet stapling]

Pain is temporary.

Danny was weak.

[spits]

[sighs painfully]

[soft clinking]

[thud]

[music increases]

You should go back to the hospital!

Nobody's going anywhere.

I want my kin.

[dog whimpers]

Back.

Back, back.

Good boy.

[door slams]

Stupid dog.

Everything's gonna be okay now.

Don't worry.

[barking]

[music continues]

[muffled barking]

I'll see you later.

[barking continues]

-No! -[thud]

-I want that boy. -[grunts]

[grunting]

[dog barking]

[music intensifies]

[gasps for air]

[gasping for air]

Your little friend ain't here to help you this time.

Mom.

-[dog continues barking] -[Sara gasping for air]

It's okay, it's okay buddy.

[gasping for air]

Love you, buddy.

[shushing]

Love you too, buddy.

[thud]

I'll deal with you later.

[music continues]

[water running]

[music fades]

[soft thud on window]

Sam, is everything okay?

Can you come down here?

Hi, lady.

Okay, I'll be right down.

[eerie music]

[music fades]

He is cute!

Hi, little guy.

We need your help.

What happened?

A lot, I don't have time to explain.

He's alive?

What can I do, Sam?

I need you to take him from me.

Just for a little while.

What's wrong?

This probably isn't gonna end so well.

Please protect him for me.

Keep him safe until...

I don't want anything bad to happen to you, Sam.

Why don't you just call the police?

The police won't stop this guy.

He'll never stop coming after us.

I'll protect him.

I promise.

[whispers] Come here.

-[kiss] -Thank you.

You're the only one I can count on.

I'll come back when this is all over.

Okay.

See you later, buddy.

[vehicle honking]

-Wee-he. -[tires screech]

We thought you weren't going.

[country music on speakers]

That's a hell of a scar.

Let me guess.

A bear?

[chuckles]

I take it you were in the service.

I'm a vet myself.

Private Second Class of the U.S. Army Reserves.

Until my accident, of course.

Fell down some stairs in basic training.

And the diabetes.

It was a one weekend a month typa' deal.

I'm just over from Middleton.

Been helping out my mama

since her Pomeranian disappeared a few years ago.

She ain't been the same since.

She lost her marbles.

Are you heading after it?

We all heard the stories.

My daddy says it's all bull.

But hell, after last night,

I ain't so sure.

Can I tell you something?

[music stops]

[beeping]

[metallic thud]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

-[grunts] -[soft thud]

-[grunts] -[soft thud]

[electric engine whirring]

I think all that bull they've been talking about,

bears and crocodiles, is just that...

Bull.

You saw it, didn't you?

[vehicle approaching]

[chuckles]

Guess you ain't heard, Scoot.

Some park ranger seen that thing up by the lake.

We gonna beat you to it.

[spit]

[laughs]

[engine revs]

[honking]

Don't worry.

Those two idiots don't know their

asshole from their eyebrow.

Besides, that little Tonka truck won't make it past the pavement.

Come to think of it,

you weren't planning on taking that little piece of shit

out there, were you?

[unzips bag]

You can ride out with me if you want.

I know this whole country.

And I won't slow you down.

-[banjo music begins] -Yee-yah.

Yee-yah.

Hi-yah.

Yee-hah-hah.

Yee.

Here we go.

Ha. Ha.

Ho.

Wah.

Wah. Yeah.

Oh, daddy.

Ho.

Wah. Yeah.

[chuckles softly]

Yee.

[chuckles]

Oop!

-[banjo music continues] -[zips bag]

-[record scratches, music ends] -I ain't playing around.

[suspenseful music]

What do you say your name was again?

Friends call me...

Scooter.

Yeah, buddy.

I'll roll out there with you.

Let's ride.

[electric whirring]

[exhales]

[cellphone buzzing]

[cellphone buzzing]

[groans]

[cellphone buzzing]

[grunting]

[grunts]

-[grunts] -[cellphone buzzing]

[grunts]

[cellphone buzzing]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[panting]

[cellphone buzzing]

[gasping]

[heavy breathing]

[message woosh]

[duck quacking]

[gasps]

[message whoosh]

[message whoosh]

[message whoosh]

[muffled sigh]

[message whoosh]

[birds chirping]

[leaves rustling]

You're not safe here anymore.

You have to hide.

They're coming for you.

We have to get you out of here.

Somebody saw you.

[knocking]

[muffled grunt]

[muffled shouting]

[muffled shouting]

[message whoosh]

-[message whoosh] -[duck quacking]

[door lock rattling]

[grunting, sighing]

[sighs]

[door lock opens]

Sara.

-[grunts] -Sara?

[muffled shouts]

Sara, are you here?

[muffled shouts]

Sara?

Sara?

[grunting]

Sara.

I don't know what to say.

I think you're great, really, I do.

And this is very exciting.

Huh?

But I just think this is all moving way

too fast all of a sudden.

I'm just a normal guy from a small town in Michigan.

We don't really do freaky. [gasps]

[muffled shouts]

I hear you, I'm flattered, I really am.

[grunting]

But maybe we should just take a little break.

Maybe I'll give you a call in a few weeks.

[muffled shouts]

Okay.

Sorry.

[muffled shouts]

Goodbye.

[muffled shouts]

[muffled grunting]

Oh!

[muffled shouts]

I am so sorry.

You're a real asshole, you know that?

I do know that, yes.

[spits]

[gasps] Okay.

[panting]

What the heck is going on?

I need your help.

Okay.

My dead husband's twin brother stole my son.

[stutters]

We should just call the police.

[sighs] No, you don't understand.

I can't call the police.

[gasps]

You're that lady.

The one that fed her husband to the goblin.

Don't be ridiculous.

Goblins don't exist.

[stuttering]

Sara, wait! Sara! Sara!

[sighs] He took my keys.

[exhales] We should definitely call the police.

You have to help me.

I need a ride.

[stutters]

[heavy breathing]

Where's your car?

[alarm beeps]

You're kidding me.

It's actually very convenient

and it gets 60 mpg.

-I'll drive. -No, no. Uh...

The thing is, I only have the one helmet

and I'd like you to have it.

-No. -Okay, I'll wear it.

[engine starts]

[heavy breathing]

Alright.

We're gon' have to split up and cover more ground.

[grunts]

-[urinating] -[sighs]

[gunshot]

-Oh God! Damn it! -I got it!

Warn me before you're gonna do something like that.

Hey! Hey!

Look at it!

What?

Wha--

[bird squeal]

[scoffs] You couldn't hit the broadside of your own ass.

-[gunshot] -[laughter]

[gunshots]

We have to go.

[gunshot]

Come on, we can't let them get you.

[gunshots]

I need your help.

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[gunshots]

-[bird squeal] -[laughter]

Wha-- Wha--

That wasn't your shot, dummy.

Wh-- 'Course it were!

Nuh-uh.

[grunts]

Wha-- Look, you walk that way

and I'm gonna walk this way, and

we'll circle back around and meet in the middle

-after a while. -Hey, I bet you I get it first.

Fat chance, numbnuts.

And keep your walkie on.

Fucking kids.

[rock music in background]

Do you wanna play a different game?

It's really fun.

Yeah.

[shushing] We're gonna play hide and seek.

You have to be really quiet.

[rock music continues]

Where the hell is your little friend?

Just leave him alone, okay?

He doesn't know anything.

Bullshit! You two are thick as thieves.

I know you know where he's at.

Just leave me alone, please.

I don't know where he's at.

Get out of my room, Daryl!

Yeah, we'll see about that.

[typing on keyboard]

What the hell is your password?

I'm not telling you that.

Now get out!

Please just go!

Bingo!

Leave him alone.

Listen, you little shit.

I wanna know where your little friend's at,

and I wanna know now!

Hi, little guy.

Do you want to come with me?

No.

Leave him alone! Fine!

Sam's in the woods, out by the lake.

That's a little vague, don't you think?

He just goes there to get away.

And the goblin?

Grow up, Daryl. There's no such thing

as goblins.

[scoffs] It's fine. We'll find him. He's just a kid.

Oh, and Sidney,

one more thing.

If you're lying to us... I'll call your mother.

And I'll have this kidnapped child

picked up by the authorities.

Wanna go into protective custody, baby?

-[Lorelei chuckles] -Stop it!

Oh, you're bad.

[mouthing] Oh.

I hate you.

[scoffs]

Maybe you should slow down!

Doesn't this thing go any faster?

She's built for efficiency, not speed!

I thought you said it goes 60 miles per hour!

No! No!

She gets 60 miles per gallon!

Whoa! Take it easy!

Where the heck are you taking us, anyway?

Sam likes to spend his time out by the lake.

I can only hope he has Joseph.

[man on radio] What's your status? Over.

There ain't a damn thing out here.

I'm getting bored as hell.

And hungry.

[man] Well, keep your piehole shut.

We'll find this thing, kill it, and then

maybe get some tacos.

And burritos?

[man] Yes, fatty, and burritos.

Deal.

[indistinct animal sounds]

[muffled music]

You hang back with the camera. I want it to have

a found footage vibe.

Hello?

Yeah. I know how to work the camera, Lorelei.

Don't get snippy with me, Daryl.

This could be the opportunity we've been waiting for.

This is as far as we can go.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Are you sure this is such a good idea?

What the fuck is your problem?

What if it's real?

What if that thing's really out there?

We want it to be real!

[sighs]

I don't know. It--

They said it ate all those people, plus--

Plus that shit last night. I mean,

I-- I got a bad feeling about this, Lorelei.

Don't be such a little bitch.

-[door opens] -[beeping]

Oh, damn.

[indistinct animal sounds]

Your lucky day.

[stomach growling]

Oh, mama.

-[grunting] -[farts]

-[grunting continues] -[farts]

-[sighs] -[fart]

Oh, yeah.

Ooh!

[sighs]

[panting]

Oh, to hell with this.

[indistinct animal sounds]

It's me, over.

God... damn it.

Come in over, damn it.

What the hell is it?

There's something out here.

[leaves rustle]

[sighs] No shit, idiot.

What do you think we're doing out here?

Something's watching me, man.

I can feel it.

[leaves rustle]

Come back here, man.

I'm scared.

[growling]

-[gunshot at a distance] -[grunts]

Hang on, buddy, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

[growling]

[soft radio music]

Guess the whole damn town is out here trying to catch this thing.

[engine revs]

I told you they wouldn't get very far.

They must have headed out on foot.

If that thing is real, they're as good as dead.

How far would this rig get us?

Shit, I got the all-wheel drive.

I can go goddamn anywhere.

Get on with it.

Right.

[radio music continues]

[Daryl] It's freezing.

Perfect.

It will really make my nipples pop.

Are you rolling?

Where the hell are you?

What in the fuck are you doing?

I'm scared.

Baby.

Well, I was thinking

maybe I could give you a little treat.

If you do what mommy asks.

Do you want a little treat?

-[chuckles] -Yeah?

Yeah?

-Yeah [chuckles] -Yeah?

[Daryl] Mm-hmm.

[groans]

Shut the fuck up!

[grunts]

Turn the camera back on and follow me into these dark woods.

You're not gonna fuck this up for me.

Understand?

Good.

[groans]

Let's go.

[eerie music]

What you got?

Give me those.

You got it.

I got 'em.

Take your little rig and approach from the rear.

Let me see those.

Uh--

That's just a couple of kids.

Wait a minute. I thought you wanted

to catch that goblin.

We get them,

they'll take us right to it.

I didn't sign up for hurting no kids.

Don't worry.

Those are my nephews.

We're gonna save them from that thing.

Roger that.

So what's the plan?

We'll go right for them.

I'll have you flanked to keep an eye out.

Let's do it.

You want a rifle or something?

[watch beeping]

Insulin time.

[stutters]

[panting, groaning]

I can't believe I put him through this again.

[grunts] You know,

if we go back now...

Jim, you can go back. I really

don't need you here anymore.

Hey, I am here to help-- [spiting]

What the-- What was that?

[whimpering]

Wait.

Man down.

[eerie music]

Man alive.

It's real.

We gotta get the hell out of here.

You're right.

Let's go.

You wanna hop on? This thing scoots

close to 11 miles per hour.

[chair rattling]

[music continues]

[music fades]

-[cellphone beeps] -[panting]

And, uh,

go.

Hey ghouls, we're here.

Authorities said they spotted

a mysterious green animal

out in these woods.

[shushing]

[whispers] Come on.

Don't forget to like and subscribe.

[handle rattling]

[indistinct growling]

[leaves rustling]

[gunshot]

[gasp]

What the hell was that?

[clears throat]

[gunshot]

This way!

We're running toward gunshots now?

[panting]

[growling]

[weapon loads]

[gunshot]

-[wet impact] -[eerie music]

[sighs]

Oh, shit.

[weapon loads]

[grunts]

[weapon thuds]

[grunting]

[grunts]

-Daryl. -[Daryl] Lorelei.

I--

[melancholic music]

I--

I always thought...

...you...

...were kind of a dumb bitch.

Ah...

[music fades]

[suspenseful music]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[footsteps approach]

No!

[screaming] Mommy!

[growling]

No! No, God!

[grunting]

[wet grunting]

-[growling] -[gasping for air]

[growling]

[grunting]

Motherfucker.

-[slash] -[growling]

[growl]

[thuds]

-[thuds] -[groaning]

[heavy breathing]

Hey! You want us?

Come and get us!

Hey, guys.

Sorry about that.

My cameraman was a real loser.

So if any of you ghouls want a job...

hit me up.

Did you hear those gunshots?

I think we're getting close.

[rustle]

-[gasp] -[screaming]

[thud]

[eerie music]

Okay.

We gotta go.

Let's go.

He's coming.

[music continues]

What is wrong with you?

[grunting]

Please!

[grunting]

Alright, come on.

Over here, asshole!

This is Joseph's.

[music continues]

He has Joseph!

Okay.

Push!

[grunting]

Push! [grunts]

Wait, no!

No, stop, stop!

-Sara! -[scream]

-[screaming] -[thud]

Jim!

[music fades]

[sighs]

[screams]

[wolves howling]

My brother gave you his seed.

And you had him fed to that monster.

You ungrateful bitch.

[spits]

[slap]

[groans]

[spits]

You're the monster.

[scoffs]

Doesn't matter.

That boy has my blood.

He's coming with me.

[slash]

No blood of mine.

[eerie music]

[gasping for air]

[scream]

Sam!

[thud]

-[growl] -There you are.

[music continues]

[slash]

[growling]

[slashes]

[laughter]

Look at you all now.

I'm gonna find that kid.

And I'm gonna take him.

He's gonna be mine.

We share blood.

We're never gonna tell you where he is.

[chuckles]

We'll see about that.

[wet crackling]

[music fades]

[pants]

[Sara] Sam?

Sammy! Sam?

Sam?

Mom.

[heavy breathing]

Joseph's safe.

[relieved sigh]

Sam?

Sam, no! Sam!

Sam?

[panting]

[eerie music]

[music fades]

[cutlery clanking]

How was your day?

It was okay.

How was yours?

It was good.

Thanks for asking.

Did you ask Sydney to the dance?

[sighs] We're just friends, Mom.

Okay.

I'm just glad you're happy again.

Yeah? [chuckles]

How's your love life these days?

[scoffs]

[knocking on door]

[cutlery clanking]

[sighs]

Hello?

[suspenseful music]

Well, if it ain't my beautiful daughter-in-law.

Where's that grandson of mine?

Oh, hell no.

Thought I might stay a while.

That is, if you'll have me.

I don't think so.

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

You've gotta be kidding me.

[growling]

[grunting]

[chuckles]

-[grunting] -[growling]

[groaning]

[sighs]

So you did ask her, or?

I'm gonna ask her tomorrow.

[Goblin gulps]

Mm.

I'm happy for you.

She seems like a lovely girl.

Yeah.

She is.

[rock music plays]

[music turns suspenseful]

[music fades]

[metallic plate clinks]

[soft growl]

[growls]