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FIVE MONTHS AGO

Hello, I'm PP.

I'm writing to you for the first time

because the issue I'm dealing with isn't covered in sex education class.

Two months ago, I went to Samet with my boyfriend without my mom knowing.

We had unprotected sex multiple times.

After that, I stopped having my period.

I think I may be pregnant.

I'm too scared to tell anyone.

Even though my belly hasn't grown large,

I'm afraid someone might notice.

I don't have the courage to go to school anymore.

Should I get an abortion?

How come it felt thrilling and satisfying when we did it,

but now,

all I feel is suffering?

The "Climax Question" column

is like a cancer in our society.

It's a column that provokes sexual arousal among readers,

and it encourages people

to display behaviors that are violent,

aggressive, perverted, deviant, and obscene.

Dr. Climax must prove

that his advice to the readers

is for the well-being of the Thai people, as a Buddhist society,

and not siding with those encouraging obsession with sex.

Thinking of getting an abortion...

is thinking the devil's thoughts.

It's a grave sin

that will make you burn in hell.

I'm going to hell?

This is a Buddhist nation.

Your best way out is to find the courage

to tell your family and partner to face the responsibility together.

What you consider to be love,

if it comes with responsibility,

that's when

you can test whether it's really love or not.

Tukta.

Tukta!

This really isn't you.

How do you know this isn't me?

Congratulations.

Take good care of your health from now on.

Avoid alcoholic drinks, tea, coffee, and soda...

A MOM'S HANDBOOK BECAUSE THEY ARE... "CHERISHED LITTLE ONES"

Dao.

That night we went out...

did I hook up with Muek?

PUBLIC TELEPHONE

Why does that matter if you're not pregnant?

Are you gonna answer me?

Linda.

It's me.

I tried, Linda.

I did everything I could

to go back to my old life...

but it didn't work.

I'm not the same person, Linda.

You've changed me.

You gave me the courage to admit...

how weak I am...

and how selfish I am.

But, Linda...

falling in love with you...

keeps me from hating my life.

You were so drunk you puked on him.

Muek was upset and took off.

We carried you back to your place.

But wasn't it just last week?

Even if you slept with him, you wouldn't be pregnant yet. Don't worry.

I just thought...

if it was Muek,

I'd feel more at ease.

Hello, sir.

What are you here for?

I'm here to give a statement

on Mr. Sangjaan's case.

Just like I told you, bro.

While everyone was scrambling for the gun,

my finger slipped and pulled the trigger, and it went bang!

I mean, what I'm trying to say is

you guys arrested the wrong person.

If you need to arrest someone...

you can arrest me.

-How are things at Swing Sisters? -All units are ready, sir.

Dr. Climax won't get away this time.

You're still just a kid, aren't you?

Choo.

Come with me.

MEETING ROOM

What is this?

Choo, our column is done.

I won't respond to any more letters.

These letters weren't sent to ask for your response.

Just open them and read.

You'll see.

Dear Dr. Climax.

I've gained so much from your column, Doctor.

It feels like it's opened up a world for us to learn

the things we never knew before.

And we can pick and choose some things to try in our own lives.

The accident that happened was a real tragedy,

but considering all you've done,

I believe

you've also saved countless families.

I want to offer my love and support so you

can come back and continue to give us your advice.

Dr. Climax,

when the bedroom issues improved, our family life really did improve.

I hope you'll stay with the Bangkok Express

and be there forever for the fans of your column.

May the guidance of the Buddha and divine beings lead you back.

Doctor, please don't leave us.

Dear Dr. Climax. My son...

Seeing you again brings me much happiness,

and I'm so glad

to know that you're Dr. Climax.

As a fan of Dr. Climax,

I believe you shouldn't give up,

and you should continue this valuable work.

The world needs change.

I'm incredibly proud of you.

And I believe

you'll successfully overcome any obstacle.

I'm always on your side,

my son.

Boss has approved the return of the column.

Looks like you've still got some work left to do.

You're the person everyone relies on.

Ready to come back and solve problems for them?

But my own problems,

I can't even solve them.

Something's going down.

Fuck! When are they gonna get here?

I think you're ready.

Where the fuck is Pol?

Can I bum a cig?

Yeah, sure.

Go.

-When do you get off? -Morning. Long night.

The lighter.

Hey. You saw the ones at the front?

-At the side of the stage? -Yeah, they're so hot.

Fuck. I always have to piss after putting on a cup.

It's almost time. Why aren't you dressed?

Come change now. Hurry!

-Wait. -Take off your shirt.

Wait, no...

Hurry, get the coat.

-Wait. -Come on, hurry!

Put on the coat.

How do you know I'm a doctor?

Hurry!

It's almost time. Stop dillydallying.

-Please hurry. -Nurses.

Where are we going?

-Get on the bed. -What?

Hurry up.

I think there's a misunderstanding.

Nurses, do you really have to tie me up like this?

Don't move.

This place is packed.

Wait, shouldn't the doctor be doing the examination?

Doc?

Doc!

Whoa, I'm so jealous.

Shit, is that Tien?

Hey, who locked the door?

Shit.

Plern.

I think we should

do this another time.

It's too late for that.

Because

I'm already turned on.

Is this not over yet?

Tien?

Tien!

Shit!

Tien.

Captain Pao!

Tien! Police!

Fuck! Do something!

The cops are here!

Permpol?

Tien! The police are here!

Doc?

Why are you just standing there? Run!

Arrest them all!

Come this way.

Hey, nurses! Don't leave yet! Untie me first! Nurses!

Tien!

Let's go.

But he's my friend.

It's too late.

Tien.

-Hey, who are you? -Hey!

-Nurses! -Doc?

-Doc. -Tien.

Come on. This way.

Where the hell do you think you're going, Dr. Climax?

Doc!

Out of the way, Tien!

I'll fucking arrest all of you!

Hey!

Go!

POLICE METROPOLITAN PATROL

Hey, let's go that way.

Hey, stop!

Over there!

Hey, stop!

Hey, Pol!

Choo!

Where's Tien?

-This way! -Hey, what the hell?

Go, Doc, go!

-What do we do now? -Stop. Get down!

I don't think we'll make it. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

-Tien! -Here, use it for cover!

-Tien! -Hide in here!

Tien!

Stop!

Hands up! Show the weapon!

Whoa.

I've got you now, Dr. Climax.

You perverted doctor.

You're Dr. Climax, aren't you?

Captain,

I've told you a hundred times. I'm not Dr. Climax.

Just confess,

and I'll help you.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

In that case,

can you get me a lawyer?

Are you sure?

Because obscene acts like this

have ruined countless lives.

Obscene?

It's just a leather outfit.

I'm not putting underwear on my head like some people.

Not obscene?

So what is this?

Well? What do you call this if not obscene?

You'd better confess, you sicko,

that you're Dr. Climax.

Mr. Pornchai isn't a police officer.

His interference in this interrogation

is against the law, Captain Pao.

According to the law,

only officers are authorized to interrogate suspects.

If Mr. Thong Tien wishes,

I can sue Dr. Pornchai on charges of intimidation and physical assault.

Not to mention Captain Pao

for allowing Dr. Pornchai, who has no right or duty according to the law,

to participate in the interrogation.

It's because they all took part in these obscene acts.

Captain, do you have any evidence?

Can't you see this?

Isn't this evidence enough?

It's what one might call freedom to dress how one chooses.

It's not evidence.

Come on now, Captain.

Any other charges you want to throw at my client?

Captain, you can't just let him go!

So we've got an interrogation that doesn't follow the law,

with no evidence

and no allegations.

Given that, if there's nothing else, I'd like to take my client back.

Please come.

Let's go, Tien.

I'm going to prove

that this pervert is Dr. Climax.

Hello, Captain Pao.

Who is this?

It's me,

Dr. Climax.

It's Dr. Climax.

Hello, Mr. Pornchai.

I'm sorry, but you've got the wrong person.

I expected your instincts to be better than this.

You're lying.

How can I be sure you're the real Dr. Climax?

Then I'm going to prove to you that Thong Tien is not Dr. Climax.

Dr. Climax will return,

but this time,

with his identity revealed.

The boss is out of the country. We don't know when he'll return.

Do you come here often?

Once in a while,

when I... need a quiet place.

About Dr. Nat,

you don't have to worry.

There's nothing between us.

Do you really think I'm that stupid?

But whatever the case may be...

it's all over.

When you two had sex,

how did Nat touch you?

Probably not the way he touches me.

I used to be jealous of you.

For us women...

what more do we need than to be held and touched like that?

Nat just never loved me, that's all.

I used to think I loved him,

but I've realized I don't.

But we can't just do as we feel, right?

We have to keep living the life

we never got to choose...

and hope against hope that things won't get any worse.

It's a shame.

If we'd met under different circumstances,

we could have been friends.

No.

Lowering myself to talk to you for a few minutes

doesn't mean I would forget about your affair with my husband.

You've destroyed my family.

Don't ever forget that.

If you wanna bring the column back...

I'll write it.

But there has to be a press conference to reveal Dr. Climax's identity.

Keeping things hidden has done enough harm to everyone.

If we truly insist on doing this...

then there's nothing to fear.

That's my decision.

Are you sure?

And your family?

I'll tell them everything.

Everything?

Everything

about Dr. Climax...

and Linda.

Tukta!

Tukta! Tukta, what happened?

Oh my goodness! Tukta, my dear!

Where's Mom?

Madam, she's...

Mom! What happened?

Nat,

I'm fine.

Then...

You did it, Nat.

Tukta is pregnant.

Your family will only be filled with joy from now on.

Congratulations.

Your wife is four weeks pregnant.

I should get going.

Thank you so much.

No, sweetheart.

Don't get up yet. You just fainted.

What if you collapse again?

Especially now that you're pregnant,

you need to be extra careful.

Oh dear, you poor thing.

You must be in a lot of pain.

I can't do it for you, Linda.

Why not?

You suddenly have medical ethics?

I don't want you to do something you'll regret.

It's my body,

my life.

Don't I have the right to make my own choices?

If you insist this is what you really want,

there's one place.

It's called Boonnumpa Clinic.

BOONNUMPA CLINIC

Mom.

What's up?

How have you been?

What's wrong, baby?

Would you be angry if I did something bad?

But you're not going to tell me what it is?

But it's really bad.

Well, if it doesn't hurt anyone,

then it's up to you.

People have already been hurt, Mom.

What about you?

Are you okay, Linda?

Sometimes I feel like I'm not.

Can I be weak for once, Mom?

Ever since I was born...

I've never once shown you my weakness.

But this is too much to bear.

Nat, are you happy?

I want to get a divorce, Terd.

You're a lawyer. Can you help me out?

It's because I've met this man.

I love him, Terd.

I'll be honest with you.

You should reconsider this carefully.

If you divorce your husband

because you have someone else...

you'll lose everything in your life,

your own reputation and your family's.

But he has someone else too.

It might sound unfair, Tukta,

but you're a woman,

and women in this country

always end up losing.

SIAM BULLETIN

After the scandal involving Thong Tien,

the renowned author of "The Curse of the Tiger River,"

being caught in the act at a swingers bar,

could he be Dr. Climax,

whose identity people have been curious about?

Is he actually a pervert or not?

How will the Bangkok Express deal with the whole situation?

Keep an eye out for more updates.

THONG TIEN CHAMNANPHAN

EDITORIAL WRITERS

Tien.

Choo, why did you have to suspend Tien?

It's the boss's order.

And the evidence is fucking right there in your face.

But you can refuse.

I couldn't go against the tide.

Inevitably,

someone has to be sacrificed.

I understand, Choo.

Tien,

I'm really sorry.

I understand that the Bangkok Express

is a medium without freedom of thought.

Tien, let's calm down first.

We can't let it harm us all more than it already has.

Choo, the press conference will prove it to everyone.

No, Doc.

Even though Tien is not Dr. Climax,

the fact he went into a place like that

is obviously wrong.

Congrats, Doc.

Tien.

Tien.

Tien.

Tien.

Choo.

I think I know what to do with Dr. Pornchai and Captain Pao.

THE CLIMAX QUESTION SEASON 2

Hey, Pornnapa.

Wow, long time no see.

Police!

-You can't come in, officers. -Please move over there.

You can't come in.

As you've learned from the Siam Bulletin,

which reported the news

about the current reality of this filthy society,

Dr. Climax

is a pervert.

All this time,

Dr. Climax and the column "The Climax Question"

have demonstrated to us

that he is sinful,

he is vulgar,

and he distorts the ethics and morality of our country.

Not only that,

he has manipulated information...

Let him bark.

...creating only erotic, false stories.

Ready for this, Pol?

Always ready, Choo.

...of a deviant.

I urge everyone to come together and banish this person.

Don't let the perverts...

Hello,

esteemed members of the press.

I'm Choosak Jaithong,

editor of the Bangkok Express.

Welcome, everyone,

to our press conference today.

Mr. Choosak, don't waste more time.

Just hand over Dr. Limp Dick to the police.

Today, we're absolutely delighted

to have important people from the front page of our latest issue

present here with us.

CAPTAIN PAO AND SCANDAL-EXPOSING MP HIRE DECOYS IN STING OPERATION

Using decoys to set up traps in such a disgraceful manner

is illegal, isn't it, Captain Pao? Dr. Pornchai?

Please answer the question.

Hello, Madam.

This isn't right.

And that's not me in the photos.

This is...

No.

I'm being set up.

The evidence is so clear.

Are you still going to keep denying it?

Do you want to play this game? Fine!

Where are you going, sir?

I have an order to ask you and Dr. Pornchai

to provide a statement about unlawful misconduct.

You're mistaken.

We're the ones wrongly accused by these Bangkok Express people.

Arrest them, officers.

After talking to a witness, I'm afraid that's not the case.

We need to interrogate you to clarify things. Come to the station.

Take them.

Take them away.

Mr. Pornchai, come with us.

This way, sir.

All right, everyone.

In just a moment from now,

you will find out who Dr. Climax is.

Stay tuned.

Thank you, Doc.

Because of your evidence, Tien's getting cleared of his accusations.

You can thank my mother for that.

Hey.

Linda.

Where have you been?

I looked everywhere for you.

I'm pregnant.

But

what about your IUD?

Don't worry.

I'm Linda.

Of course I'll be okay.

Actually, I've made up my mind.

I'll get an abortion.

You did it, Nat.

Tukta is pregnant.

You've changed me, Linda.

You gave me the courage to admit...

how weak I am

and how selfish I am.

Dr. Nat, please come.

Thinking of getting an abortion

is a grave sin

that will make you burn in hell.

This is a Buddhist nation.

Your best way out is to find the courage

to tell your family and partner to face the responsibility together.

And now, it's time.

I present to you Dr. Climax!

Khomson.

BOONNUMPA CLINIC GENERAL MEDICINE, OB/GYN

Burn to ashes

in hell.