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Have they really gone this far?

They were so close to getting to Dr. Nat.

They didn't just get close.

Those people have already met Dr. Nat.

My wife and I make love at the same time every day.

It's become so boring for me now.

Sometimes, I think of finding new sexual excitement to fulfill my life.

Doctor, do you have any advice for me?

From a man who's suffering.

...Wednesday, the third waning day of the third lunar month,

the Year of the Tiger.

This day, 110 years ago,

fell on February 26, 1876, during the reign of King Rama V,

the day the late King Chulalongkorn began

building Niwet Thammaprawat Temple in Bang Pa-In.

It took three years and was completed on February 24th...

What are you reading, Nat?

You seem so focused.

I was just reading Thong Tien's fiction, as usual.

Thong Tien really is the best.

Whatever he writes

appears colorful and flavorful in every way.

How is the congee I made?

I think

it's a bit bland.

Please pass the soy sauce.

Sure.

Take a look, you two.

-Here, I arranged the flowers myself. -What are they for?

The old lady next door is sick, so I'm taking this gift basket to her.

-Isn't it pretty? -It's very pretty.

Maybe you should add more colors to it.

Pale shades make it look like a wreath. They might think it's for a funeral.

That's true.

Tukta,

once you've finished breakfast, go change into something more vibrant,

and we can visit her together.

Tukta, you seem a bit off today.

How so?

You seem

a bit pale.

Anyway, I should head to the clinic.

Gosh, listen to yourself.

It's like you're not looking forward to work.

I work every day. It's natural to get bored.

Bored...

BLAND AND RIGID BOLSTER PILLOW

I'm off to work.

Are you all right, Tukta?

What's wrong, dear? Did something happen?

Well...

Nat, he...

What did Nat do?

He wrote a letter to Dr. Climax.

I've let you down.

And I've let Nat down.

I'm so sorry.

Hello, this is Dr. Nattawut's clinic.

Hi, it's me, his mother.

Hello, ma'am.

Dr. Nat went out to eat. He's not back yet.

Can I take a message?

Well, can I ask you something?

Is there something going on at Dr. Nat's clinic right now?

Because I feel he seems a bit tense.

You're asking if something's going on?

There's nothing...

The cops the other day.

Oh, there was something, ma'am.

The other day, the police barged into the clinic.

What? Police?

That's right. They barged in here,

looking for someone named Dr. Climax or something like that.

They thought Dr. Nat was Dr. Climax.

And there's a man named Thong Tien who frequently brings Dr. Nat things.

They always whisper to each other about who knows what.

They seem very close.

What is this man like?

Well,

he's a bit rugged,

quite well-groomed,

and super handsome, ma'am.

What's going on that made you call such a secret offsite meeting?

A tracking device.

Wow.

Not funny, Doc.

If I hadn't found it, they would have gotten to you by now.

You got so fucking close, you almost knocked me up.

So quick to take credit.

Didn't you steal the letter to get off on it?

What? It wasn't like that at all.

Even you think the column's supposed to get readers aroused?

No, it's not like that, Doc.

I just...

kept it so I could read it for research and education.

I'm not what Tien's making me out to be. Did you hear him?

So you're saying you want to be Dr. Climax Number Two?

Why don't you graduate first?

Here.

Doctor?

Is now the time for that? Prick.

Tien.

Dear Dr. Climax,

I'm CTP.

I love to sniff women's underwear.

My husband is a cop. He loves to wear someone's red underwear

on his head during sex.

He would also wear my red underwear on his head every time we had sex.

He always makes me lick a black mole on his hand.

You look so fucking dapper, don't you?

Ew, your hairy mole!

The column may not be favored by many

and may bother the elders in various sectors of the country,

but bedroom issues can impact anyone.

However rich or poor they are, however low or high their status is,

everyone has encountered challenges in the bedroom.

THE DR. CLIMAX SHOW

Hello. Welcome to The Dr. Climax Show

and "The Climax Question."

And for today,

I've compiled three letters discussing sexual fetishes for you to learn from.

Even law enforcement officers

face issues.

And these issues arise from working so hard

that they can't do without

the smell of sweat.

Ms. Suda, Mrs. W.,

you should stay as far away

from this type of client and husband as you possibly can.

Take a look at the letter from Mr. CTP as an example.

This is only a part of it.

Please allow me.

Mrs. W.

Your husband

didn't get gonorrhea from wearing a tight public servant uniform

but rather from

his own promiscuous sexual behavior.

You should stop these deviant behaviors

so no one has to suffer because of you again.

And today, we'd like to express our thanks to our special guest

for taking the time to join in on our fun.

We also have some gifts for you.

Let's give them to him!

THE CLIMAX QUESTION

As long as these issues persist in our society,

an intermediary is needed to help ease these bedroom issues.

Otherwise, the case of Mr. CTP

could end up making the front page of the newspaper.

How's it going, Captain?

It's been one month.

I came to tell you, Mr. MP,

that Sua Yai just committed a new crime.

Your trivial case will have to be put on hold for now.

You'll have to help yourself in the meantime.

Even with a trivial case, you seem incapable.

How will you handle Sua Yai?

Well, I don't see the column as a big issue.

But if you have such an issue with it,

why not try writing to Dr. Climax?

Perhaps I should write to Chief Siri instead

to tell him that his employee does not deliver.

That's why I said you were too tense.

I never said I hadn't gotten any clues.

That's Thong Tien.

A guy like him shouldn't have medical knowledge.

Think about it, Mr. MP.

What doctor could write with such style?

Thong Tien.

So that's agreed?

No problem. I've got this.

Wait. Hold on.

My standard advance fee.

50%.

You need to report Nat's every single move to me.

Make it worth every baht I spend.

Don't let him out of your sight even for a second, understand?

Don't worry.

Nothing can slip by me, I assure you.

MEDICAL CHECKUP AND TREATMENT

Doc.

Tien.

Why are there so few this time?

Since you warned that captain in the newspaper,

the cops have left us alone.

Hey. Choo also said

you can go back to work in the art department.

Really?

Yeah.

Hey, Doc.

Let go.

Dude. Isn't that a bit over-the-top?

Right.

I know you can't help how you feel,

but you have to be careful

not to let it ruin anyone's life.

I see.

CLINIC SKIN DISEASES

I just want to know

if it was special for you.

Because it was for me.

Thinking about someone, sis?

Have you heard?

Choo let the doc come back here to work. He'll probably be in tomorrow.

I'm not waiting for him.

You're off to work early, Mr. Nat.

Ms. Tukta?

Ms. Tukta, can I come in?

Yes, please come in.

I'll put it away myself.

TO DR. CLIMAX BANGKOK EXPRESS PUBLISHING

Dear Dr. Climax.

I'm B. I'm 30 years old.

I grew up in a family that didn't have prominent social status,

but it was a happy one filled with love.

All my life, I never thought I had any problems.

I got married according to tradition

to the groom my parents arranged for me.

I never had to question whether we loved each other or not.

I only knew I had to do my best to fulfill my duty as a wife.

Perhaps due to my lack of prior experience with men,

I found myself struggling in the bedroom.

My first night was filled with nervousness

and fear of making a mistake

and being perceived as a bad woman in my husband's eyes.

Only recently...

I discovered my husband's secret.

I'll cook us something.

I realized I might be too bland for him.

It's possible that

he's seeking someone else for a new flavor that suits his taste.

I'm in the dark, unable to see a way out.

Doctor, do you have any advice

on preventing my husband from seeking another woman?

From B, a wife who has no way out.

Ms. B.

The first thing to keep in mind for someone with little sexual experience

is that

it's not your fault.

No one is born skilled at it.

Take a moment to relax

and follow your heart's desires.

There are various ways

to bring pleasure to both you and your husband.

While the saying, "Be a prostitute in the bedroom for your husband,"

may sound old-fashioned,

waiting passively won't do you any good.

You need to learn to surprise your partner.

Being the one to make the first move,

arousing your husband first,

can make him proud.

Try doing something unexpected, like...

inviting him to have sex in new ways.

Sex is no different from seasoning food.

You must know how to enhance the taste...

to satisfy your own palate.

SOCIETY NEWS

MARRIED AND IN LOVE

Who is this man?

I don't know yet.

Over the past few weeks, I've only seen him once.

There's probably nothing to it.

From my experience,

what seems like nothing

is often hiding something.

And there's a man named Thong Tien who frequently brings Dr. Nat things.

They always whisper to each other about who knows what.

They seem very close.

Well, he's a bit rugged,

quite well-groomed,

and super handsome, ma'am.

Please find out for me

who this man is.

I charge 1,000 baht for a new case with a 50% deposit.

Ma'am.

Hello, sir.

One night, please.

-Thank you, sir. -Thank you.

Let's go.

Tukta.

What are you doing, dear?

It smells so good and looks so tasty.

Tukta, is something wrong?

Why do you ask, Mom?

What did you do to your face?

Sorry?

I just wanted to try changing up my style to make it

seem more colorful.

I see.

Hello, Mom.

Nat.

Nat, I've prepared several dishes for you.

I won't be having dinner today.

Wait, Nat. Come here first.

Tukta has prepared so many dishes.

They all look delicious.

I've already eaten, and I'm full.

I'll go upstairs to freshen up.

Who did he eat with?

How about now?

I want it.

This has never happened before.

Aren't you supposed to be some hot shit?

Ms. B.

No one is born skilled at it,

but anyone can get better if their heart desires it.

Miss, would you like some guava, watermelon, or mango?

Some porn?

Some porn?

Wanna buy this for your man? I guarantee you he'll last long.

-Just ask her. She always uses it. -Wanna try?

-Porn? -Porn?

Well, hello there. Which one would you like?

It's called sleepless nightwear because

you won't get to sleep wearing it.

Satisfaction is guaranteed.

Money back if your man doesn't come running to you.

Wow, you've actually got a rocking figure.

It's a bummer that your outfit is buttoned up.

How would a man know you've got the goods?

You need this.

Get something skimpy and curvy to show off your body.

Let me know what color you like. But don't worry too much about that.

It'll come off soon, anyway.

Why not go with this one? It's a perfect fit for you.

Oops.

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Didn't you want one of these?

You wanna wear it for your partner, right?

So do I.

Do you want me to help you choose?

This one suits you.

You like that?

I think

your man will absolutely love it.

Trust me. I've tried it before.

Can I see that one?

-The red set? -Yes.

Here you go.

Here.

-We'll get this. -This one?

Yes.

That was... quite bold of you.

We're doing nothing wrong.

We should start being more open.

Show it off to your man.

Tukta, are you okay?

Tukta, where did you get this outfit...

Tukta. Wait, Tukta.

Tukta.

Tukta.

This isn't you, Tukta.

I just wanted to make you happy.

I'm already happy, Tukta.

But why does it feel like

you're becoming more and more distant?

I've been trying everything.

I've tried to change myself to be more vibrant,

hoping you'd notice.

Tukta.

Tukta, don't cry.

You've done nothing wrong.

You don't have to

change anything for my sake.

Mr. Nat didn't have breakfast again.

I don't know what's up with him lately.

DEAR DR. CLIMAX. IT'S B. THIS IS MY SECOND TIME...

TO DR. CLIMAX BANGKOK EXPRESS PUBLISHING

Mr. N,

it's starting to get out of hand.

You should tell her about Tukta.

Hey.

Is everything all right?

Well,

it's nothing.

You're avoiding problems,

just like you're avoiding the letters in the red box.

Hey.

Hey.

Dr. Nat.

No matter how much you try to avoid it,

you must change things that must be changed.

And you must fight the battles that must be fought.

Dr. Nat.

BANGKOK EXPRESS

Hey.

Hey.

Isn't it just fantastic being Dr. Climax? Everyone comes to him with their problems.

But when it comes to his problems,

no one's there to help him.

I'll help him.

We've come this far. Who do you think I am?

Excuse me.

Yes?

Hello, ma'am.

This is a publishing house.

You can't just barge in here without any business.

Please don't make that face. Listen...

Ma'am, you must be tired from traveling.

Please sit and rest. Make yourself comfortable.

Ma'am, please take a seat.

Let me help. Permpol at your service.

At the Bangkok Express, we welcome you.

Dr. Nat, what's troubling you?

I said it's nothing.

Saying that when there's a problem is avoiding it.

So is there anything I can do for you?

Could you take me to meet Dr. Climax?

I know you can't help how you feel.

But you have to be careful

not to let it ruin anyone's life.

What is it, Permpol?

It's a letter from

a fan...

of yours.

She came to deliver it to you in person.

She must be really anxious

and hoping Dr. Climax can let her jump the line and answer her quickly.

TO DR. CLIMAX BANGKOK EXPRESS PUBLISHING

Dear Dr. Climax.

It's B.

I followed your advice, but the result was the opposite of what was expected.

Not only did my husband not like it,

but he also said it didn't feel like me at all.

Upon reflection,

I'm not entirely sure who I really am either.

I'm willing to change anything for him,

but he told me...

You don't have to... change anything for my sake.

Is there still any way out of our problems?

From B, a wife who has no way out.

BUTSARAKAM MARRIED

Did you write a letter to Dr. Climax?

Sorry?

I was afraid you might get tired of me and start seeing someone else.

I want to fulfill your sexual desires

the way... you want.

The way I want?

I found this at your clinic.

You wrote a letter to Dr. Climax, too, didn't you?

DEAR DR. CLIMAX, I HAVE A PROBLEM THAT I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON...

You got it wrong.

This isn't mine.

Just tell me, Nat.

Any way you want, I...

I told you this isn't my letter.

Nat.

I just want to make you happy.

I don't want you to have someone else.

These days, I feel like I'm falling short as a wife.

I already told you...

it's not your fault.

But it is

because I can't be what you want me to be.

No one... can really change themselves.

You just have to be who you are, Tukta.

BANGKOK EXPRESS

Mr. Nat called and said

he has some work at the clinic tonight,

so he'll be staying there overnight.

Again?

NATTAWUT CLINIC

Dr. Nat, we'll be off now. Goodbye.

Nattawut Clinic. We're closed.

It's been three days. Where have you been? Do you know how many times I've called?

It's not a convenient time for me to go and work with you.

I'll be working on it at the clinic for now.

You're not avoiding me, are you?

That's crazy. Why would I be avoiding you?

There's no reason for that.

Hey. Hello?

Linda.

-Hey. -Linda.

Hey, you...

Mr. N.

This is a matter of the heart, not a sexual problem.

You left the door unlocked again.

I...

What happened exactly?

What's going on?

You can tell me.

Actually, I...

I have...

Oh, it's you.

You are...

Hey, Tukta.

Your mom asked me to bring you the tiffin box.

Tukta, this is Linda,

my assistant

on my special project.

Nice to meet you.

And

you are

Ms. Tukta...

This is

Tukta.

She's... my wife.