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Dear Dr. Climax.
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I'm Suda. I'll be upfront about it.
I'm a working girl at the Lot Canal.
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I've been in this line of work
for a long time now.
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As I'm about to turn 40 very soon,
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standing around waiting for clients
always leaves me with body odor.
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150 baht. It covers all services.
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Come closer.
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Oh, can't you see it clearly?
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Don't squeeze.
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Let's go.
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Lately, I've been seeing this client
who's really into me.
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It's quite unusual with him.
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It's as if he chose me because of my BO.
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Should we go to a hotel?
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I can't hold it anymore.
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And we always do it in his car.
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This underwear,
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can you sell it to me?
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120.
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Besides the smell,
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he was really into my bright red
lace-patterned underwear.
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He wanted to buy it from me
and took a big whiff.
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He even wore it on his head.
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And he always makes me lick
a mole on his hand to turn him on.
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It's a big, hairy mole.
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At first, I tried not to overthink it.
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I thought it'd be a one-time thing.
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But the next day, he came back again.
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This time, he booked me
for the whole week.
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Besides being into sniffing
and licking my armpits,
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he would also wear my red underwear
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on his head every time we had sex.
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When his face got close to mine,
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I'd catch a musty whiff of the underwear,
like it's never been washed.
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I don't know
if he also made anyone else wear it.
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I'm so scared
I might catch a disease from him.
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Doctor, am I going to be okay?
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You have gonorrhea.
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FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
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Gonorrhea?
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How could this be? Is it harmful?
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It could be caused by various factors,
but it's commonly transmitted via sex.
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Actually, you don't need to worry. Whoa.
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Don't worry. It's not that harmful.
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You and your husband might want
to be more careful with hygiene.
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For the time being, avoid having sex.
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I just told you to be cautious
not too long ago,
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but you went and put a picture of a beaver
in the middle of page seven?
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My wife gave me hell for two hours.
You should've heard it.
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She even went off on my grandpa!
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But it's the first time
in Bangkok Express history
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that our sales beat Siam Bulletin,
leaving it in the dust.
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Someone needs to be held accountable.
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Find out who did it
and give them the boot.
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Then there's no need to look further.
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It was my mistake.
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I'd like to take responsibility
by resigning from the Bangkok Express.
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Hey. Choo.
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You don't need to go this far.
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All this time,
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they've always used dirty tactics
at the Siam Bulletin.
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Our approach might seem a bit risky,
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but I believe it can impart real knowledge
to our readers.
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We need to keep moving forward
with confidence...
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and let time be the judge of this column.
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I'm sorry. Thank you, Choo.
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I'll cut your pay by 50% for half a year.
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What? 50%?
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Why don't you just fire me instead?
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But this time, you got to be my hero.
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Really?
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Of course.
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You did it to save the column.
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NATTAWUT CLINIC
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VENEREAL DISEASES
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OPEN MON - SAT 10:00 A.M. - 3:30 P.M.
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Tukta.
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I didn't see anyone outside.
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Aoy and Aeaw asked to leave early.
They probably have plans.
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And what brings you here?
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Well...
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I haven't had my period yet.
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And... have you been taking
the vitamins I gave you regularly?
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I think I forgot one day.
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3:40 p.m.
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How long do we have to wait?
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Two days?
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Two hours.
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It's so fast these days.
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I'm so excited.
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Don't you have to go
and do your research project?
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Nat.
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Is this...
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What does it mean?
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Not pregnant.
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It's okay, Nat.
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I'll try to do better next time.
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Don't worry about it.
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Let's go home.
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Tukta.
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I'll switch to doing the research
in the morning so I don't work late.
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So you won't have to stay up
and wait for me.
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Sound good?
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One last bit of news to close out the day.
Chief Siri Songsri, newly appointed
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and on his first day in office,
received a grand welcome.
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But things took an unexpected turn.
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Today, I, Dr. Pornchai,
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would like to speak
with the new director-general.
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The MP Pornchai barged in with reporters,
nearly causing a fistfight.
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{\an8}I'm asking for a bit of your time.
I have just one question.
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{\an8}Why did the police allow
the Bangkok Express
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{\an8}to have the audacity
to publish a picture of a ****
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{\an8}in the middle of its newspaper?
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{\an8}If the police take no action
and allow anyone
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{\an8}to publish pictures of *****,
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{\an8}what will become of our youth?
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The Bangkok Express published an obscene
and pornographic column
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with a picture of a ****.
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Hey!
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Wow, he actually did that.
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Captain, Chief Siri wants to see you now.
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Hey.
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I didn't realize
you came to work this early.
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Since Choo asked me to help you,
I've had to do my work in the morning.
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You've been skipping out for days.
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I've been very busy at the clinic.
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So I've chosen to come here
in the morning before going there.
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And with fewer people here,
I can focus more on answering the letters.
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All right, then.
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Another gay issue?
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Doesn't Dr. Climax have to help everyone?
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But we just went through the beaver issue.
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And you've seen
how our country isn't that open yet.
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We're not ready for it.
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If we don't start now,
when will we be ready?
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Honestly,
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is our country not ready,
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or is it you who's not ready to admit
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that you're gay?
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Here we go again. You know I'm not gay.
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Why do you keep saying that?
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Could it be that
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you don't want me to be straight?
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Why wouldn't you want me to be straight?
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Do you...
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have a crush on me?
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Doctor... aren't you
a little full of yourself?
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It's me, Linda.
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If I like someone,
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or if I want to do it with someone,
I don't need an excuse.
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Then prove it.
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I...
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I forgot to use protection.
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Hey, you just did a checkup
on me the other day.
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That's right.
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You have an IUD.
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And... are you okay with it?
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Meaning?
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That I made you mine.
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That's so old-fashioned.
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Are you sure you made me yours?
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Didn't I?
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Or did you make me yours?
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No one belongs to anyone.
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We just screwed.
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We screwed.
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That's right.
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We screwed.
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You're all set.
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Well then,
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I'm off to work.
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Will you be home late?
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What?
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You talked to me
like I was your housewife.
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Why did you come in so early today?
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What?
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To work, of course.
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See you.
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Nat.
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I'm almost out of vitamins.
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I'll take care of it.
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Scream.
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But your mom...
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Scream, Linda.
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What?
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Tukta.
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Scream, Tukta.
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You seem... a little different today.
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Really?
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I don't think so.
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Captain Pao, you're three minutes late.
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I'm sorry.
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I got tied up with an important case.
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So my case isn't important.
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I really don't get it, Doctor.
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What's your problem with those newspapers?
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It's because I believe a good life
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must be a life with discipline.
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And if I see something
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that could make our society
lose discipline...
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I'll get rid of it.
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Because I believe
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the only way our country can move forward
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is with order and discipline.
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There's no place for rule breakers.
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So tell me how much time you need
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to track down and expose
that Dr. Limp Dick.
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Don't forget, Chief Siri has assigned you
to coordinate with me directly.
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{\an8}Let's say, within a month,
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{\an8}I'll deliver Dr. Climax to you.
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Well then...
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I'm looking forward to working with you,
Captain Black Hand.
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ART DIRECTOR
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You haven't responded
to Ms. Suda's letter.
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I plan to answer them together
in the fetish edition.
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What do you mean?
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Take a look at this letter.
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A wife wrote that her husband likes to
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wear someone's red underwear
on his head during sex.
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She doesn't like it but won't tell him,
like in Ms. Suda's case.
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What a coincidence.
I'm wearing a red pair too.
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Fetish lovers often like bright colors
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because they find them arousing...
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Do you want to know...
what it feels like to have a fetish?
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Dear Ms. Suda.
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What you've encountered
with your regular client
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is a taste for certain sex acts,
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or, in simple terms, a fetish.
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This can manifest in various behaviors.
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One common example
is the act of smelling items
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like bras,
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underwear,
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or shapewear to increase sexual arousal.
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If one occasionally engages in these acts
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to add new excitement
and spice up one's love life,
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then it's totally normal
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and not harmful at all.
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Let's consider it from another angle.
For partners who trust each other,
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exploring new experiences together
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pushes the old boundaries they've set.
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It's lovemaking
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that will foster a closer and deeper bond
in their relationship.
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I've never felt like this before.
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Me neither.
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Really?
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You're not... just saying that
to make me feel good?
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Hey,
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what do you take me for?
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Well...
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I just heard... you've...
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been around a bit.
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I'm sorry.
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What you heard...
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might not be the truth.
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I just
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wanted to know
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if it was special for you.
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Because it was for me.
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Hey, Doc, heading to the clinic?
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Yes.
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Hey, is something up?
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Nothing.
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Did something happen with Linda?
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Besides answering letters,
I have to report everything to you too?
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Easy now, Doc.
266
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:19,360
I just wanted to make sure bringing you on
isn't causing issues with anyone.
267
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,640
Can I help you, big bro?
268
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,440
Bro, are you the new security guard?
269
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Yes, it's my first day here.
270
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,880
Is Dr. Climax really a doctor?
271
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,760
Bro, that's top secret around here.
272
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,440
Only a few people in this building know.
273
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,560
-Really?
-Yeah.
274
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,200
So I guess you don't know either.
275
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,280
Bro... let me tell you,
276
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,800
there are no secrets
at the Bangkok Express
277
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,960
that I don't know.
278
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,360
Really?
279
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,960
But after the way you insulted me,
280
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,600
I'm not sure if I can tell you.
281
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,160
-Let's keep pushing.
-Wait, I'm sorry, bro.
282
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,000
I didn't mean to insult you.
283
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,400
Please don't be upset.
284
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,200
It's fine. I'm not the type
to hold grudges.
285
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,360
So, who's Dr. Climax exactly?
286
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,760
I can't think straight right now.
287
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,880
What?
288
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,040
But if...
289
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,320
if...
290
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,520
-Yeah, that.
-Right.
291
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,040
-Yup.
-Okay, I got it.
292
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,120
-Right.
-Secrets come at a price.
293
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,240
Exactly.
294
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,360
-Thanks, big bro.
-Sure.
295
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,520
Bro,
296
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,600
only five baht?
297
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,280
What? Oh!
298
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,920
It's top secret. Right?
299
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,840
Top secrets must come at a high price, no?
300
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,400
-Yes, that's right.
-Right.
301
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,480
-This seems about right.
-Okay.
302
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,960
-Thank you so much.
-Sure.
303
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:01,880
-Bro.
-Yeah?
304
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,840
So who is...
305
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,360
It's me. I'm Dr. Climax.
306
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,320
What?
307
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,280
What?
308
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,720
Hey, despite my looks, I have a doctorate.
309
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,240
Bro, don't mess with me.
310
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,160
You don't believe me? Hey, you guys.
311
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,680
This police officer
312
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,880
came here looking for Dr. Climax.
313
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,000
-I'm not a cop. I'm a security guard.
-Hey, bro.
314
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,440
What security guard hides
a gun at his ankle?
315
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,160
-Oh.
-Quite the master of disguise, huh?
316
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,920
-Since you're here...
-Yes?
317
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,920
Guys, can you tell this police officer
who Dr. Climax is?
318
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,080
I'm Dr. Climax.
319
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,160
I'm Dr. Climax.
320
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,480
I'm Dr. Climax.
321
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,800
I'm Dr. Climax.
322
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,880
-It's me.
-It's me. I'm Dr. Climax.
323
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,400
I'm Dr. Climax.
324
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,320
-Bro, I'm Dr. Climax.
-It's me.
325
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,040
I don't wanna know anymore. Bye.
326
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,720
Not smooth at all, were you? See you, bro!
327
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:07,240
Have all of Dr. Climax's letters
delivered to Tien's office for now.
328
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,800
Linda, go through them
and pass them on to Dr. Nat.
329
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,040
Sure.
330
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,680
Isn't the art department busy right now?
331
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,120
I can bring them to him.
332
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,520
Good. If we have to take them
to the clinic,
333
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,680
it'll be more convenient
since you have a car.
334
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,840
Our art department isn't safe anymore.
335
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,760
Let's keep Dr. Nat
away from this place entirely.
336
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,400
Sounds good.
337
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,680
Our undercover guy got caught.
338
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,400
You couldn't pull off
a simple task like this.
339
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,520
How would you catch Sua Yai?
340
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,560
Sorry, Captain.
341
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,560
That's all right.
342
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,440
I've got a plan B.
343
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,040
I'll do it myself.
344
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,680
Dear Dr. Climax.
345
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,720
I'm CTP.
346
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,640
I've got a rather strange taste
in sex acts.
347
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,880
Over the years,
348
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,240
I've found
that I love to sniff women's underwear,
349
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,640
particularly unwashed underwear.
350
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,280
This really captures the Cold War spirit.
351
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,120
The more it has
that sweaty and musty smell,
352
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,040
the more it arouses me.
353
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,880
The problem is my wife's smell isn't
strong enough for me.
354
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,000
So I had to find the right smell
from a working girl.
355
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,440
I've dreamed of having a threesome
with two women for a long time,
356
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,720
but the issue is my wife isn't on board.
357
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:53,960
Do you have any advice
on persuading my wife to get in on this?
358
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,360
Best regards, CTP.
359
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,640
It's the final lot.
360
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,000
What's this?
361
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,280
Gross.
362
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,160
Hey. They're on the move.
363
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,640
BANGKOK EXPRESS
364
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,520
The coast is clear. Over.
365
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,560
I think this is it.
366
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,520
Yeah.
367
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,640
You're very close to the signal.
368
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,000
EDITORIAL WRITERS
369
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,440
JULPITAK RESIDENCE
370
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:47,280
It's fantastic that you've finally decided
to flaunt what you've got.
371
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,320
Pardon me, Jaem?
372
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,320
EDITORIAL WRITERS
373
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,920
-Tien.
-Hey.
374
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,440
Can I come with you?
375
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,680
I'll help with anything.
I'll carry stuff, and if...
376
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,200
Can I?
377
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,800
Here, wait for me in the car.
378
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,800
Tien.
379
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,920
Do you have a problem with me?
380
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
No. I have no problem with you.
381
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,880
It's clear you don't want me
to see Dr. Nat.
382
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,080
That's right.
383
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,600
I just think
I should help rein in Dr. Nat.
384
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,160
Someone like him is prone
to go off the rails at any time.
385
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,720
He's a grown man, not a child.
386
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,560
Exactly. He's a grown man.
He's mature enough to...
387
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,760
To have sex with whoever he wants,
388
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,560
just like you.
389
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,000
Never mind.
390
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,560
Oh shit! Shit.
391
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,080
They kept letters for Dr. Climax
in Thong Tien's office.
392
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,720
I searched the room but couldn't find
Dr. Climax's original manuscripts.
393
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,680
That writer?
394
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,720
How would he have the knowledge
to give advice?
395
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,840
I couldn't find Dr. Climax's documents.
396
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,080
I think
397
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:29,000
Dr. Climax's original manuscripts must be
kept hidden somewhere.
398
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,320
-Captain!
-Captain Pao?
399
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,880
Dr. Climax's letters are on the move.
400
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,320
Hey! Captain!
401
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,000
That car over there, that's Thong Tien.
402
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,720
He's finally showing his true colors.
Go after him!
403
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,000
INSECT BUSTERS
404
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,840
Captain, shouldn't we speed up a little?
405
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:02,840
Relax.
406
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,560
Or they'll know we're after them.
407
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,200
What's up, sweetheart?
408
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:31,240
Mister, do you happen to know
where the Cupid Hotel is?
409
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,040
Oh, the Cupid Hotel?
410
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,480
See? A fortune teller said
I'd meet my soulmate.
411
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,160
The Cupid Hotel, right?
412
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,560
Go straight and then take a left.
413
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,040
Continue through three intersections.
414
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,880
On your right, you'll see the sign.
415
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,480
Make a turn there and go in.
416
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,400
That sounds confusing.
417
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,680
Could you take me there?
418
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,680
Hey, I'll take her there.
You have to drive the van.
419
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,200
Hey, I don't think so.
You're not familiar with the area.
420
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,240
I'll take her there,
and you can drive the van.
421
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,760
I'll take her. You drive.
422
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,000
-Hey.
-Hey, what the hell are you two doing?
423
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,720
-Where did they go?
-What?
424
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,240
Hurry up and follow them!
425
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,920
Wait, I still don't know the way.
426
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,400
-Let's talk later.
-Hurry!
427
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,560
-It's green. Go!
-You're the driver.
428
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,480
Oh, right.
429
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,400
I have to work now.
430
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,240
NATTAWUT CLINIC
431
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,560
-Wait in the car.
-Okay.
432
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,680
That's right.
433
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,560
You can't get away from me anyway.
434
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,760
What?
435
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,480
Hey!
436
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,760
-The signal just died.
-What?
437
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,680
Why aren't you looking?
I gotta drive, so look for them.
438
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,120
I'm looking, but I can't see them.
439
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,280
Hey, stop arguing! Pull over!
440
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,600
Delivery for Dr. Nat.
441
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:32,520
Oh, then...
442
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,400
Tien. Is everything all right?
443
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,520
Doc, come this way.
444
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,880
A cop came looking for you
at the Bangkok Express.
445
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:55,080
Don't go there for now.
I'll bring the letters to you, got it?
446
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,200
Yes.
447
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:16,880
What the hell?
448
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,320
Captain!
449
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,520
Hey, stop right there!
450
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,560
Hey! Stop!
451
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,560
Why was he parked here?
452
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,040
NATTAWUT CLINIC
453
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,600
VENEREAL DISEASES
454
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,680
How can I help you?
455
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,880
Dr. Climax is here, isn't he?
456
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,280
There's no such person.
457
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,000
Are you Dr. Climax?
458
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,840
Oh! No, he's not.
There's no one by that name.
459
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,000
You can't come in. I'm sorry. You can't!
460
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,320
-May we enter?
-No!
461
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,560
-The doctor's with a patient!
-Wait here.
462
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,720
May we enter?
463
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,880
Officers! You can't go in!
464
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,320
Who are you, gentlemen?
How did you get in here?
465
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,400
It's you, isn't it? You're Dr. Climax.
466
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,160
I think there's been
a big misunderstanding.
467
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,200
Search.
468
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,680
Sir, you can't do this.
469
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,680
Please don't...
470
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:08,640
Sir, please stop.
471
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,800
Sir.
472
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,520
Ms. Waew?
473
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,160
Oh my gosh!
474
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,160
Waew?
475
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:20,760
Waew.
476
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,120
Why are you here?
477
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,480
Why am I here?
478
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,760
To get checked
for the gonorrhea you gave me.
479
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:32,880
It's your sleeping around
that keeps giving it to me.
480
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,400
And who knows whose panties
you brought home!
481
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,240
And you had to bring your men
to watch me spread my legs too? You sicko!
482
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,120
Jeez!
483
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,320
Wearing a glove, you must think
you look so fucking dapper, don't you?
484
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,760
Ew, your hairy mole!
485
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,960
Are you even human anymore?
486
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,920
Please calm down, Ms. Waew.
487
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,720
I'm sorry, Doctor.
488
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,280
Please, officer.
489
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,160
Please.
490
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:49,400
Tien, where are you headed next?
491
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,960
-I've got plans.
-A date with a girl?
492
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,080
Let your favorite brother come along.
493
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,480
Pretty please?
494
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,440
No, it's for grown-ups.
495
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,240
Come on, Tien,
you super handsome, dapper dude.
496
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,840
You're the kindest brother in the world.
I love you so much.
497
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,160
What is this?
498
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,400
Did you steal a letter, Pol?
499
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,320
No, I didn't steal it. I just saw
something bulging in the letter,
500
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,760
so I held onto it...
501
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,480
Pol, open it.
502
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,600
What's this?
503
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,120
What is it?
504
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,080
Shit.
505
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,520
Tien, what's the matter?
What are you doing?
506
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,440
Hey, Tien! What are you doing?
507
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,640
Tien!
508
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,560
Dear Dr. Climax.
509
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,280
I have a problem...
510
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,720
Are you finished with work?
511
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,680
Yes, I've just called it a day.
512
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,720
Then I came at the right time.
513
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,760
Should we go grab something to eat?
514
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,720
Sure.
515
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,760
-I need to use the restroom first.
-All right.
516
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,440
Dear Dr. Climax.
517
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,640
I have a problem I need your advice on.
518
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,920
I've been married for many years.
519
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,800
My wife is beautiful
and perfect in every aspect.
520
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,840
However, the problem is her performance
in the bedroom is so bland and rigid.
521
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,480
It's like making love to a bolster pillow.
522
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,520
My wife and I make love at the same time
every day, almost like a permanent job.
523
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,360
I've been enduring it,
and it's become so boring for me now.
524
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:10,240
Sometimes, I think of finding
new sexual excitement to fulfill my life.
525
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,960
Doctor, do you have any advice for me?
526
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,440
From a man who's suffering.
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