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so when Rob proposed to me

my stepmom was so excited

and my dad was dying to meet her

but there was just one small issue

hey babe hi

is that my sister in law babe

that's my mom so cute

hey hey hey

what the fuck is he doing here

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I used to date in high school

very messy breakup it was so horrible

and things just went from bad to worse

how do we all even get here together anyway ha

don't ask him don't ask me

I mean like

I'm very surprised yeah

same eventually you found your way back into my life

yeah you did

it was through these guys

I don't know how they didn't know

did you guys not know this

I mean not really

kind of not really

what well

was it just so so you guys know it was all her fault

my fault seriously

yeah they're not gonna buy this like

I mean I have stories

you know and I have a good memory

so it's better if we don't go there

mm hmm yeah

they're your stories obviously

you're gonna tell them the way you wanna tell them

come on I know the truth

he knows he's I'm he knows you like

you know you are the way you are

you cannot hide it yeah

I'm a great guy ah okay

haha and you seem to forget this

like these guys know it

they can tell you are a great guy yeah

oh my God oh my God

no I cannot do this

I cannot do this I'm telling you no

you're not marrying into this family

no she's not

she's numb

if we didn't do something

the wedding was gonna be off

and we'd be spending like a lot to be calling it off

you know like a lot of money

yeah I guess you're right

he's right about what

what he said like in that instance

I guess yeah

he has a point oh wow

so you take accountability something

yeah I always do

I always have what are you talking about

I cannot like this stand there

you you cannot scream in my house

I'm not I haven't done anything

there was all this sexual tension in the air

it was clear that there was a spark between them

so we came up with a brilliant plan

oh I'm sorry about my mom

I promise I am nothing like her

and I'm gonna take good care of Rob

I'll even take care of you

you look so much like her when she was younger

is this bothering you no

like I said I'll take care of you we're family

that's right we are

I'm gonna be your daddy now

and you're gonna do anything I say right

what do you mean anything

come here

what you don't like that you said you'd do anything

I know but we're family now

that's right

please call me daddy

look I'm not my dad okay

give me a chance

I would never do anything to hurt Becky

swear on my dad's grave

so are you really willing to do anything for her

literally anything

you know

you look a lot like your dad when he was younger

he's successful

what's happening

you know

one good thing about your dad is that he has a big cock

so

no if you wanna be with her

you need to learn how to please your new mommy

bye

okay

okay I guess yeah

no you guess you have to

well

maybe it wasn't the best idea

I didn't know my dad could be such a creep

or that my mom was such a perv

I would love to say that was the end of it

but here's where the story gets really weird

and uncomfortable

his dad was crazy about me

oh

oh

oh

oh

bravissimo che

bravo ragazzo

grazie

grazie Daniele

oh

ah

oh no

oh sì bravissimo

bravissimo sì lecca pure LA figa

lecca pure LA figa

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IL de pussi ah

IL de pussi good boy

bravo

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oh

oh cazzo

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oh God

oh God

oh God

oh God

oh

God

oh

Così è tutto bagnato

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oh yeah

God oh oh

fuck off fuck

off fuck off

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oh my God

oh um

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oh that's so

oh oh

oh Mio Dio

oh my God

oh bravissimo

oh Mio Dio

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oh oh

oh oh see

call me Mommy yeah

call me Mommy

yeah

oh call me Mommy Mommy yeah

oh oh yeah

아 빨리 아 내 눈을 봐 내 눈을 봐 내 눈을

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oh

God

oh my God

it went on for days Rob dealing with my mom

me dealing with Rob's dad

hey sometimes you just you know

gotta fuck your in laws for love

they told us to keep it a secret

and one day they agreed to have dinner together

one issue though they're a little touchy

I tried to talk to Rob about it but then my

dad caught us

listen to this

hey everything okay yeah why don't we have a seat

from quite fond of my new daughter in law

yeah it works good it's just it's been a little tough

not bad especially the wedding coming up extra hours

yeah

so really great so

yeah oh we'll see what is it buddy

it should you know should be less no I know right

I never

thought my father in law would like me that much

you think my dad liked you your mom was crazy about me

and that was not even the crazier part

let's just say that things went out of control

ah

ah ah ah ah ah

are you okay

what the fuck's going on here were you jerking my son

what about you what you did this to my daughter

what what did you do fuck this let's

let's get out of here she can't even make a guy come

I have you

your your son cannot make her come

and I'm sure that he's gonna like last five seconds

yeah right

my son has way better sex than your daughter

oh yeah

for sure so look

look you know what

fuck her

uh

eat her pussy make her come

don't let her win don't let her win

Lily on your knees

suck his dick and make him come now okay that's it

oh hi

oh

oh oh

oh God

she definitely sucks dick better than you do yeah

I know

of course

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

make her come

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oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

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oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

oh

unlike you

your son is a real gentleman

oh

can I tell you this unlike you

your daughter can suck dick

hmm

so yeah

oh yeah

good night for both of us

oh yeah

oh oh

oh oh

oh

and before we knew it we took it to the bedroom

hmm

I guess yeah

I guess yeah

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così è Bellissimo sì così Si sciacqua il cazzo

si così ah

oh my God

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oh your dad's dick feels so good

sweetie

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oh Mio Dio oh

Mio Dio cazzo

LA spacco LA figa

LA spacco

me Las Pagas me Las Pagas

Me Las Pagas Me Las Pagas

Me Las Pagas Me Las Pagas

Me Las Pagas Me Las Pagas

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let's do it

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you don't have to be seen

you don't have to be seen

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oh pussy

oh oh my dear

oh my dear

Sei bellissima ah

Sei piccola ah

come ci piace

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Così così Brava

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right there right there

right there

come over there come over there

right there right there right there

right there right there

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there you go there you go

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take all that in take all that in

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there you go there you go right here

right there right there

take it all right there

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아 아 아 아 아 아 아 아 아

I don't know like that

oh yeah I want you to take your dress off yeah

great idea

oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh hold your legs back

oh yeah put your arms on the other side oh

yeah oh yeah hold them back like this oh

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I like it

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oh yummy little lady oh ah ah

making memories together oh hahaha oh

ah yeah

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ah sì Così è bravissimo bravissimo Dai bravo bravo

bravo bravo bravo oh oh oh oh

get her son I think that's see

my son's good he's tearing that pussy up

oh oh oh oh

ah ah ah ah ah ah

yeah yeah

oh oh oh yeah oh oh oh yeah

oh oh

I'm gonna switch around for

you take your old your old mother for another spin

yeah take those pants off

I'm gonna let you say for once yeah

oh my God

oh yeah yeah oh fuck yeah yeah yeah

oh my God yes

this car yeah

come here come here

come here oh yeah yeah

oh fuck yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

yeah oh

that feels pretty good yeah yeah

maybe we should do this more often

oh

my

God

oh my God

oh my God

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아

oh

my God

right there right there

oh

my God

oh oh oh oh

yeah cause you're brave right there cause

you're brave right there cause you're brave

right there

oh my God I'm loving this oh I'm loving this oh

oh you're coughing you're so coughing right there

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ah ah

Ciao Gaetano ah

uh yeah

my name is not an angel

ah mummy

I don't like it that you don't like it yes ah

ah see it's

OK

ah ah

oh shit

there you go

there you go

fill them up what do you think

double cream pie dad yeah

you fill them up

I think so too

oh oh

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God

hmm

oh yeah

right there dad right there

right there dad

there you go

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shh

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oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

and let's just say that we turned into one happy family