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alright

so I know you already went over everything in training

but this is an older unit

so just so you know

the controls for the radio are all down here

and additionally

you gotta make sure it's manually flipped on

cause it's old so if you don't turn it on

we won't get the calls got it yeah

but you know how how are you liking the job so far

honestly it's a bit boring

trust me you'll be missing these lazy days soon enough

I promise it can't be that bad listen

you let your guard down you get comfortable

you're chilling and then Bam

it's a bus full of people with broken bones

and concussions

that's grim well

that's our job that's what we're here to do right

code 3,346 call command please attend to the place

copy that this is unit 6 9 responding we're on our way

right there help

somebody help

ah

what happened

sir don't move

where are you hurt everywhere

I was riding my bike

and some asshole came out of nowhere and hit me

and that's the only thing that's wrong with you

so you can move your legs

barely

okay

I think we're gonna have to put him on the stretcher

come on

listen I think something fishy is going on here

what do you think wait why

well he said he was going out for a bike ride

but he's not dressed like he was going out for a

bike ride and what's the deal with that massive boner

did you see that I did notice

I just thought it was like

maybe a secondary effect or something hmm

I don't know I think something weird is going on here

well people who are in distress

they hardly ever tell the truth

I mean

they're usually ashamed of how they got in trouble

or they were doing something illegal yeah

wait how do we find out

I think we're just gonna have to push him

and see if he talks

so listen we're very concerned about you

but uh doesn't seem like your story's adding up

so you wanna tell us what actually happened

it's the truth I told you

okay it looks like

we're gonna have to administer some painkillers

but we need to know what you've taken

if you've taken anything at all

you can have a potentially negative adverse reaction

so it's imperative that we know

everything that you might have possibly taken

uh huh we'd hate for you to die

I don't wanna die OK

OK I'll tell you the truth

I I had a date with a girl

and I was supposed to meet her at her place

and on the way there

I stopped at a gas station and took a dick pill

then you know

I I went there and it didn't go so well

so I had to steal her son's bike

and then as I was getting

coming back home

I got hit I I swear that's the truth okay

that makes a lot more sense alright

we're gonna help you let's get the bike off of them

okay yeah alright

oh

well that's rich cause this guy wanted to play sex God

now we have to take care of him well

I didn't do it on purpose

I promise you well we'll help you ASAP

we'll get this taken care of

don't make any promises

we can't keep with the budget cuts around here

I don't know if the hospital's gonna

have time to handle a case like that

but we have to do something well

I guess we could just do it the old fashioned way

what does that mean just follow my lead

listen sir um

we've got some bad news for you

but we've also got some good news for you

so the bad news is that

you are too dumb to warrant any

attention from the hospital

and they shouldn't waste any time on a patient

or a case like this

so we're not taking you to the hospital well

fuck me what's the good news

the good news is that my young apprentice over here

she's gonna milk you what what yeah

I mean

we have to get rid of this sexual tension somehow

best way to do it is my hand

yeah

well the best way to solve your problem is to release

all that sexual tension so you know uh

I don't know about this are you sure

yeah I don't know if this is entirely appropriate

well if you really want

we could drop you back off

next to what remains of your bike

and wish you good luck I mean

it's up to you

no please

please please

I just want things to go back to when they were normal

okay fine

well first things first

we need to know what we're dealing with

so get your cock out

I'll start

no

oh my

oh yeah

just like that yeah

choke on that fucking cock

just like that so fucking good

yeah

oh

hmm

yeah just like that

just like that

oh fuck

wow

that's actually really nice

it feels so good yeah

yeah yeah

yeah look at that cock

just like that

oh yeah

oh

yeah

just like that

oh my God

oh my God

yeah it feels good yeah

yeah you like those chips huh

yeah

mmm mmm

just so fucking oh my God so good

oh yeah

yeah stick that tongue out

pretty girl good girl yeah

oh

oh my God yes

just like that yes

yes yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes yes

yes yes yes

yes yes yes

oh yeah

mmm mmm mmm

oh my God

oh my God

oh yeah

yeah get that cock nice and fucking wet

just like that oh yeah

so good

oh

oh fuck yes

oh

yeah

mmm yeah

mmm

yeah

mmm

yeah

hmm

oh oh

oh fuck yes

yes yes

oh oh

oh oh oh

fuck yeah

oh

oh my God

yeah I can spit on them for me

spit on them yeah

that fucking cock yes

bring that fucking cock right there

bitch fucking tits yes

just like that yeah

fuck those fucking titties just like that yes

yes yes

yes yes

oh

oh

oh fuck oh yes

just like that just like that's like yeah yeah

I'm gonna pass fucking drugs to my tits just like that

yeah

oh oh

oh fuck

oh yeah yeah

you like that

oh my God well

I can see your technique oh my God

actually

I think we might need to ramp things up a little bit

oh yeah

really make sure we drain him

get rid of this little problem he's got

not so little not little at all yeah

I think we might need to turn up the heat a little bit

here yeah

yeah put that cock in there yeah

oh yes

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

that's it you wanna milk his popcorn just like that

oh yeah

oh oh my God

that's a good donut just like that

oh fuck yeah

oh oh

yeah yeah

slide it in yeah

there you go yeah

you can lean on me if you want

yeah

yeah there you go

uh huh yeah

uh huh yeah

I got fucking cup yeah

make it with your nasty little fucking pussy yeah

just like that yeah

use that tight wet little hole

wow just like that fuck

yeah

yeah

yeah make it nice and wet with that little cunt yeah

just like that fuck

oh

oh fuck

oh fuck you

taste good yeah

taste it oh you taste so good

oh

yeah just like that

just like that

oh my God

wow oh yeah

pull those off for me and I just like

oh my God

oh

oh yeah

oh

oh so fucking

oh my God

oh fuck

yeah

oh yeah

you wanna feel this fucking pussy on your car

yeah you ready for it

yeah ah

yeah just slide to the fucking side ah

oh

oh oh

oh

fuck you

oh God

it's so fucking good oh yeah

oh that coffee is so fucking good yes yes

yes oh oh

yeah

oh oh

oh oh

oh yeah

oh fuck yes

yes yes

oh my God yeah oh

oh oh

I feel so fucking good yeah

oh that dick is so fucking good

oh

oh oh oh

oh fuck it's so good

oh yeah

fuck him into that pussy just like that

oh my fucking God yeah

oh yeah

make my fucking dick smell just like that yeah

yeah use my fucking pussy oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh fuck you

oh

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oh my God

she has a great oh

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oh fuck yeah yeah

slide it back in slide it back in

oh oh

oh oh

oh fuck oh

yeah

oh oh

oh oh

oh fuck no

oh my God yeah

oh yeah

I have to fucking taste that

oh yes

please yes

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

you're so good go

yeah just like that

you're so good you're so good

you're so good fucking cock

oh my God oh my God

oh yeah

so fucking good choke on it babe

just like that yes

oh

my God

oh my God

yeah feels good

doesn't it feels so fucking good yeah

just ready for me to fucking bend over yes

fuck yes

bend us over and fuck us oh fuck

ah yes

oh shit

oh

yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

oh yeah

is that good it's so fucking good yeah

yeah yeah

oh you move your ass on that dick

so fucking good yeah

yeah

oh that's right

little pussy

oh my God oh my God

yeah just like that

just like that oh yeah

oh my God yes

yes

yes oh my God

yes yes

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oh my God oh my God

oh my God

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oh my God yeah

oh my God fuck

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

I gotta spit all that ass oh my God

oh

my God

oh my God

oh

oh fuck yes yes yes

oh

yeah just like that

just like that fuck yes yes yes

yes yes

you're my fucking pussy oh

oh God

I feel so good yeah

stretch me the fuck out yeah

stretch me the whole out yeah just like that

oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

fuck yeah yes

yes yes yes

just like that yeah

I love when you smack it like that

oh I love it when you smack it like that yeah

oh oh my God

oh fuck yeah

oh oh shit

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oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah

just like that oh

fuck yes

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oh

oh yeah

oh oh

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oh yeah

you ready for some more yeah

yeah oh

fuck yeah oh

oh shit yeah

yeah

oh my God oh my God

that feels so good yeah

yeah oh my God

oh yeah

bounce that ass on his car

just like that yeah

oh yeah

this shit looks so fucking good

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

oh my God

oh

oh oh oh

oh fuck yeah

oh my God

look at that grip on your cock

it's so fucking good yeah

your pussy so fucking tight

oh

oh yeah

fuck oh shit

oh yeah

that's so fucking good yeah

with the fucking pussy talk yeah

yeah oh

oh fuck yes

yeah oh

fuck

oh

uh huh

oh yeah yeah

pound that little fucking hole just like that yeah

just a tight little wet cunt out

just like that yeah

fuck yeah

oh

oh fuck

oh my God yeah

so good so good

oh

my God

oh my God yes

oh fuck

yeah nice and fucking tight on that cock

so fucking tight grip on that cock yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

oh yeah

just like that babe

just like that yeah

keep fucking taking that cock

so good yes

oh

oh oh

my God oh

my God

uh huh

just like that yeah

just like that fuck yeah

you take it so good baby you look so good

ah

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yes ah yes

um um yes

ah ah

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oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

oh I feel so fucking good

oh yeah

give it to me I'm fine now

oh my God oh

oh oh oh

oh yes

yes yes

fuck yes oh

that cock is so fucking good

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

yes yes yes yes

yes yes

oh

fuck

oh yeah

just like that oh my God

you struck that little wet cunt out yes

oh

yeah

making out right there and yes

you're making up ah

ah

ah ah

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yes oh my God yes

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my

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yes drink that fucking cock off of my pussy yes

so good oh

she's gonna make her fucking toes oh

I'm ready for my pussy to be used yeah

oh my

God

oh my God

yes

oh my God

yes oh my God

yes

oh my God yes

oh

my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God yes

oh oh

oh my God oh

you take it so fucking oh

oh my fucking ass in the car yeah

yeah

oh my God fuck yeah

oh my God yeah

oh fuck yeah yeah

oh yeah

oh I think it's time for you to give us that big

fat fucking load I know you've been building up for us

yeah yeah

give us that big fucking nut

just like that yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah take in your fucking mouth babe

just like that yes yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes

yes oh

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah

give us that fucking load

give us that big fat fucking load yes yes yes yes

yes yes

yes yes yeah

oh God it looks so good

wow that was so good

I feel so much better now good good

well that was wild

hey I told you things might get exciting on the job

now you beat it

we've got some real emergencies to handle