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[Life support beeping]

[Rapid beeping]

[Long beep]

[Music]

So this is... this is what it's like on the other...

Okay.

This is fine.

Everything is fine.

I'm sorry, I'm late.

My harp lesson ran late.

So, it's really simple.

I'm just gonna ask you some questions about your life, and make sure that

you haven't committed any major sins, and then I can take you up to heaven with me

and St. Pete.

So...

tell me about your life?

Uh!

Pretty boring.

No cardinal sins, no pillaging, murders,

grand theft, nothing like that?

Pillaging?

You know, when you like, sack a village?

No.

Yeah. Okay.

It used to be a bigger thing than it is.

Now, um, great!

So, what about little things, like,

taking the Lord's name in vain,

lustful thoughts?

I mean... those are normal, right?

I... do that kind of a lot.

Kind of a lot, yeah.

Oh, you are a good one.

Are you ready to go up to heaven?

Yeah!

Yeah, Wonderful. Great!

Um,

It's really... it's just one elevator...

[Metal Music Playing]

Purgatory.

Hold on a second, Serena.

Let me tell you about hell.

We know all of your secret desires.

Your lustful thoughts.

We know everything.

And Lucifer, himself, wants you as a concubine.

You won't have to go through any of the obligatory torture.

You'll just be serving Lucifer.

Don't you like the sound of that?

I'm sorry.

I might have... I neglected to tell you about the services

that we offer in heaven. Not only do we offer harp lessons,

but also we do arts and crafts,

where everyday we paint rainbows in the sky.

Oh, angel. Do you really think she wants

rainbows in the sky, when she could be

living a life, an afterlife of desire, of lust?

Doesn't that sound fun?

And you get a front row seat

to all the disembowelments.

I mean, that can be entertaining.

I mean, [Staggers]

We sleep on um beds, but they're not beds, they're clouds.

and it's warmed by the sun, and,

And there's lots of cuddling.

There's lots of very sensual cuddling.

I like cuddling!

And in hell, you get to sleep on the souls of your enemies.

Doesn't that sound so much better than...

sleeping on clouds?

Those both sound like solid options,

Honestly.

Hell is so much more fun!

Your favorite people are there.

Your grandma's with me, though.

She wants to see you!

Oh...

Just think about it.

Sex all the time with

whoever, whatever you want.

I mean,

doesn't that sound like a better option than grandma?

Um...

Think about it, Serena.

Think about what the Dark Lord has to offer.

It's not that,

It's not that sex is explicitly prohibited.

[Staggers]

In heaven. like we... we can still... we can do...

[Laughs]

Angel...

Please, put those away.

You're embarrassing yourself.

The...

You're just a mean...

You don't want her to spend eternity with a cruel, mean mistress as...

Does this look cruel to you?

There's no...

No cruelty.

Not for you, Serena.

No punishment.

No hellfire.

Except, you know...

watching the soles of your enemies burn.

-Woah. -[Laughs]

Have.. have I mention, um, wings, and how fun flying is?

And you can go down to earth,

And you can spy on your friends and you can help people and...

Help people?

Help people with rainbows in the sky?

-The spying though... -It's fun, yeah, it's not all good either.

Sometimes I like to sneak down and watch people, you know,

make love.

Oh, maybe the angel has some sins of her own.

It's... they...

Mmm?

Sexuality is no sin, I mean, as long as you...

-engage with a pure heart not out of lust. -A pure heart.

What does she with a pure heart for?

Engage with a lustful heart, Serena.

It's so much more fun and more rewarding,

Listen, when you really, really love someone,

intimate connection is just so fulfilling.

We can be friends, and I'll show you.

Or when someone is just really hot

and all you want to do is fuck them.

That can be rewarding.

Yeah, yeah.

Think about it.

Okay, taking it... into consideration.

You just...

-You just... -What?

-Oh angel, give it up. -I... I will...

I'm just gonna pray for you.

Dear Lord, please have mer-cy...

Serena!

-Serena. -That's it, Serena.

Just give in to those desires.

You've thought about them your entire life.

Oh...

Do you... do you really...

Fantasized about them.

Do you really...

Think about all those fantasies coming true.

Do you really want to be Satan's whore?

Everybody wants to be Satan's whore.

Why it's so much more fun to be Satan's whore.

I don't wanna be Satan's whore, I want to be...

[Laughs]

God's whore?

Yes!

And I will be a whore for God.

If... If this is what you want...

I'll... I'll... I'll be a whore for god. I...

I will make you feel really, really pleasant.

Deeply, deeply pleasant.

Okay.

That's fine.

Oh, you seem so confused.

I don't think it is allowed.

I think she's going against the rules.

Because she knows where you really want to be, Serena.

I think I'm doing okay, right where I am, right here.

It's very hard to get kicked out of heaven.

Oh, yeah.

It's impossible to get kicked out of hell.

Oh, that should tell you.

-So... -I mean...

Once you're there, you'll never want to leave.

Okay, okay.

Oh, angel.

[Laughs]

Is this your first time?

[Laughs]

Listen...

You think...

that you can seduce her better than I can?

Well, I happen to have an eternity, to try.

[Laughs]

Challenge accepted, angel.

Oh.

Okay.

This works.

Oh, it's amazing.

Give it up, angel.

You know, you can't seduce her like I can.

I'm just gonna swallow you.

Wait, wait.

Brilliant white light. Oh, this should be good.

[Laughs]

Oh, you should be using your hands for something else,

instead of trying to, eh...

-It's... working for me... -Block me out of your white light...

Let's see what those eager fingers can do...

Okay.

[Moaning]

First time?

I've had my hands in...

many precious and secret things.

Precious and secret things?

It's just heavenly...

That just... comes right off.

That just comes right off.

And... your head...

Just goes right here.

Oh!

Okay.

Do not let her lead you into temptation.

I mean, it's kinda already going in that direction anyway.

Let me tempt you.

Right here.

Okay.

[Laughs]

I think, I know, how one loses a fight, angel.

Clearly, she's thought about this before.

I mean, maybe... well, you know...

I do.

Sexual thoughts are, not necessarily, sinful as we've gone over it.

As long as...

They're between people that love and care about you and...

See the thing is you want her to...

Be your whore for the rest of her life.

Also, and that's not... that's not great.

That wouldn't be good for you.

That wouldn't be good for your soul.

Shhhh.

Don't. Don't listen.

Just use that pretty tongue.

[Moaning]

You getting the reaction you want, angel?

Hmm?

At least, I'm trying to bring her pleasure.

You're just a greedy, greedy, greedy she demon.

I'm really okay with all of this.

Okay.

See, she likes it.

[Moaning]

[Laughs]

That's right.

That's right.

[Moans louder]

Oh, yes!

Oh, it feels like heaven.

Oh, don't let me distract you.

Oh!

[Moans]

Oh!

See, you'd be a natural, in hell.

Hmm!

[Moans]

-No, no! -Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah, do it again.

You're gonna win me over, yeah?

Oh, you think, you'll win her over?

No!

Oh, my god!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, you dirty, dirty devil.

[Laughs]

Well, I don't think angels were supposed to do this.

Oh!

Maybe, somebody else's soul should go on...

Downstairs?

I can go down, just as easily, as you can.

-You think so? -I think so.

Oh, this... this is good.

Yeah.

Oh, angel.

Who's getting tempted?

-I'm just gonna show you. -You're gonna show me?

Get down everyday.

This is not good.

Yes! Now that's good!

[Moaning]

Oh!

Oh, you are a devilish one!

Back off, you temptress!

Look at what she's doing?

-Oh, no! -I'm going to distract you.

Distracted, angel?

-Yes, yes! -Oh, yeah?

Oh, god!

Oh, I want to make you feel so good!

Oh, it's just where it is!

That's very... charitable... of you.

Do they up the sensitivity when they...

When you get to purgatory or...

You guys are just like really good at this?

Well...

I know, I'm really good at it.

Angel on the other hand, well,

considering it's her first time,

she's doing okay.

Oh, my god!

Oh, am I allowed to say that?

-Not really. -You can say whatever you want.

-I mean, we've gone over this. -She says I can though.

Just... just say, oh, goodness! Oh, goodness!

Oh, goodness, oh, this feels so good!

Oh, this feels so good. Thank you, god!

That's fine.

[Moans louder]

Fuck!

[Moaning]

Oh, oh, yes!

Oh, my goodness.

-Yes, yes, yes, yes! -The temptation did you over, angel.

I just...

[Moans]

One you done, I want you to know how good it feels to be...

Inside a foot's

White gates...

I just want you to feel...

The gates of hell?

What is it again?

Oh, it feels good.

Just... open up.

And feel that light

crushing down on me.

Surrounding you...

You can feel like this every day...

For the rest of your afterlife.

Just gotta speak.

I mean...

Is that how you do the rainbows?

Fuck!

Feels so good!

-It does? -Yeah!

It does!

It's so good.

It's so good in here.

It's so good in here.

Yes, yes, yes!

Did you cum?

She loves it. Look at her.

I think, I want to go to heaven.

I think you're almost there.

You're almost there.

You're almost...

Heaven.

Think about this.

Everyday...

You can feel this way.

They're not gonna let you do this once you get to heaven.

No, you can do this.

We do this in our clouds.

But, we jerk each other off, every night.

In between cuddlings.

Oh, in between cuddlings.

Divine cuddlings and soft...

-Pillowy and soft. -She doesn't want to cuddle.

You don't want a cuddle?

Sometimes, cuddlings are nice, like...

Like this.

I need beautiful...

Like this.

-Carnal... sins. -To hold your body...

Like that?

Just like this?

We can cuddle you,

Hold you deeply.

Just like this.

And say, ooh, you are the most beautiful...

Kindest...

Sweetest...

-Angel. -Trying to keep you from...

Your desires.

Before you know it,

all you'll be doing is cuddling.

You don't want to do that, do you?

Let me know.

We all just wrap our arms around each other.

And we say...

I think that you're the most special,

warm, generous, beautiful person.

And, when we cum together,

We just say...

And you're saying that to everyone.

You're the most special,

beautiful, generous person.

I, I'm...

No, you are! You're good enough to be in heaven.

I mean, c'mon!

Most people don't stick their noses up at that!

It's a good place!

It's the reward!

And...

But like, that's really good too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but if you...

um...

But doesn't that make you feel a little dirty?

Doesn't it make you feel a little evil and dirty and swollen on the inside?

Oh! Does it make you feel dirty and evil and swollen on the inside?

And that's what they'll tell you in heaven!

That's not a bad thing though, right?

Dirty and evil? I mean,

Wouldn't you want to... come down...

-to us, where you can be... dirty. -I like the going down part.

Yes! Lick that, please!

Yes, yes, yes!

You're just a precious culture...

You're just this gentle spirit.

You're just a gentle spirit just...

-Floating on Earth. -A gentle spirit.

Just gently...

Who wants to be...

Gentle... spirit?

[Screams]

Yes!

Fuck!

That's right!

That's right, beauty.

That's right.

That's the most beautiful sight...

It's your face in the pleasure...

You can feel this pleasure everyday...

Is this all part of the... orgy... package?

Whatever?

It's called being Satan's whore.

It's not an orgy package.

It's an orgy package.

Call it what it is.

You take that little split serpent tongue.

You take it way off of my precious soul.

Oh, no!

Do not be led into temptation.

Let me lead the way to temptation.

Yes, yes, yes!

Fuck!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god, your tongue is so amazing.

You're such a good, precious, good girl.

Yes.

How aggressive does that cuddling get?

It can get very aggressive.

Let me show you how aggressive that cuddling can get.

Oh, aggressive?

I don't think you're ready.

It's so... so aggressive.

-So aggressive. -Yeah.

Yeah.

Not too bad.

To be aggressive.

I can just...

Yeah?

I'm gonna get you.

You're gonna get me?

Mmm, mmm. I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna aggressively cuddle you.

Aggressively cuddle me?

Are you sure about that angel?

And you... gonna go?

Okay.

It gets pretty heavy.

It gets pretty heavy.

There's a lot of this, there's a lot of rubbing.

Of soft, pillowy- Ouch!

I think...

This... this demon just bit my nipple.

Don't.

I mean, you like that, right?

It's like...

It wasn't the worst thing that's ever happened.

-Actually. -Worst thing...

Mmm?

Oh, do you want to know what could be

the worst thing that's ever happened?

Mmm?

So, I'm just gonna...

I know, it's like, you know.

But...

Oh, but... oh.

Those... aeons of practice...

Have served you well demon...

Oh, you are serving me well.

[Laughs]

Just like her soul.

It's going to serve me well.

No... no.

I mean, I still don't know.

I haven't made any concrete decisions yet.

I mean, this has all been really awesome,

but, like, I don't...

-Still don't know. -What can we do?

I mean, I haven't even...

Sampled your...

-Oh, you haven't? -Oh, no, no, no...

See how prudish...

How prudish, heaven is.

If this looks prudish to you,

You haven't even offered yet.

Please, please, it's not...

[Laughs]

I was just trying not to be greedy, I was trying not to...

Try not to be greedy.

I think you just...

You know...

You're being all prude.

Well, letting her sample yet?

Oh...

Is there still...

Oh, fuck...

Oh, what was that word that just came out of your mouth?

Too close to you, I was so scenic.

Too closely with you,

that the blasphemy and...

indecency just pours out of my body.

Could you see what your indecision

is costing me?

I'm eating you.

I'm not, I'm just reminding her,

just a gentle reminder.

A gentle reminder. You know,

that sounded like she was blaming me.

You're just...

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Your soul's gonna be mine,

but, maybe, if I play my cards right,

your soul too.

Let's see if I can steal you all to hell.

You can not, I still have...

I have to finish the arts and craft projects in heaven

And, I'm not going to abandon them for your sweet pussy.

I just won't do it!

Oh, my sweet what?

Sweet pussy. Pussy is not a bad word!

Pussy is not a bad thing!

You want to taste me.

Pretty sweet.

I might. I might 'cos I want to.

Oh, my god!

Just... yeah.

I might... I... I would like...

Maybe.

-Maybe? -Mmm.

Yeah!

Babes, do you mind if I sample your she-demon's vagina?

-Come here, angel. -I... I'm...

Yeah.

[Laughs]

Yeah, I'm really into that.

Both of you.

Oh yeah.

And then...

I mean...

Yeah, Just show me...

show me what...

what I... what's in store for me?

Either of you...

Oh...

[Moaning]

Mmm, that's so good...

Oh, yeah!

Something tells me you like that, angel.

I thought that wasn't well.

No, I'm not carnal pleasure.

[Laughs]

[Moaning]

Yeah!

Yes!

[Moans louder]

Have you decided?

Yeah, have you decided yet?

We can stay right here.

Stay right here with...

Me and my...

I'll show you where.

I'll show you how generous I can be.

Oh, yeah!

I don't know, I feel like...

Maybe...

If you could make her cum again...

It can kind of...

Show me again...

What you have to offer?

On each other?

[Moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Mild sex you have, angel.

Yes, you guys are so good.

Experts, really.

I love watching that.

See, I told you she belongs in hell.

Supreme.

Oh, god!

God, you're too good.

You got impressive now.

Fuck, it's so hot!

[Moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Fuck!

Yeah!

Fuck!

Oh, god! Fuck it, fuck, fuck!

Yes, yeah!

[screams (on orgasm)]

I just don't know what to do.

Yeah, I mean,

I was gonna go with, whoever came first,

but, like, you both kinda came at the same time.

So...

Decisions need to be made.

You have to make a decision.

What's it gonna be?

As I always said, I was none commital.

Can we just... all stay here in... purgatory?

I can do reception.

Not such a bad idea?

No, I mean...

I've got some time.

Eternity, in fact.

Awesome.

[Music]