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[intro music]

[utensils clanging]

Bunny?

What?

Bunny, what's that? Look.

Uh, what are you talking about?

Bunny, it's a U.F.O. in our neighbor's yard.

Look, I know she's a little quirky,

but it's not nice to make fun of her.

Bunny, there's a U.F.O.

in the neighbor's yard!

-Oh, my god! What is that? -Yeah.

[Jezabel] I don't know.

Oh, my god! What the fuck is... Is that a U.F.O?

Yeah, I think it is.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! We have to go help Alex.

-Yeah, we have to go save Alex, come on. -Let's go.

-Come on. -Oh, my god!

-Alex. -Uh, Alex.

Alex!

Bunny! Jezabel!

Lovely day today, isn't it?

Oh, it's late.

What is she...

[rattling]

[stomping]

[rattling]

Uh, are you okay, Alex?

Sure.

Sure.

I'm fine, a little gassy

but then, since you mentioned it,

is everything okay with the two of you?

Well, uh.

Well, no, we were just on our way

to warn you because there's,

there's a spaceship in your yard.

Oh, that...

big metal thing...

in my yard.

No spaceship.

That's my...

brand new hot tub.

[chuckles softly]

A hot tub that looks just like a flying saucer?

It...

it's a...

satellite dish so that

I can watch the television

while I bathe in the outside tub.

Anyway, not important.

Uh, what is important is that you two are okay?

Is something wrong? How's your health?

How is your work?

How's your sex life?

-I just... why you... -What?

None of this is important than the thing in your yard?

[chattering]

No, no, not important.

Hot tub later.

But [hesitates] really it's...

How, how is your sex life?

I know that some couples go through

what's called a dry spell.

And none of this is any of your business.

It's really none of your business.

Don't be embarrassed.

It's completely understandable.

A working couple going through a dry spell.

Work gets in the way. Sex falls by the wayside.

At first, very tragic, but you know,

it's... it's important that... well,

to be honest, I keep thinking daily

constantly about what a great couple you are.

And I really would hate for anything

bad to happen to the two of you.

So I thought maybe I could help

with a little pick-me-up.

Oh, I have the most lovely things in here.

You see, I brought, uh,

candles, candles.

Oh, yes, you can light those.

And then I brought

oh, oh upside down.

[chuckles]

Well, oh, flowers.

They have gotten a little mushed in there,

but they're still flowers.

We can sit them like that.

I know I have a yellow one in here. Yellow's pretty.

Here we go right there.

And then... oh, body lotion.

I think I have some body lotion in here.

Another candle.

-Body lotion? -Yes.

-Body lotion? -Yes.

Who cares about body lotion?

You have a U.F.O. in your yard.

You don't need the body lotion?

That's amazing.

So you two little lovebirds can scamper off

to the bedroom and copulate

and I'll be right here.

I don't mind at all. I'll wait.

Wait, you want us to have sex right now?

Yes.

While you're just here hanging out in our kitchen.

Uh-huh.

And you're just gonna completely avoid

the subject of the U.F.O. in yard?

Absolutely.

[chuckles softly]

-No? -No, no, no.

[sighs]

Hot tub?

Fine, fine, fine, fine,

fine, fine, fine.

I'll confess.

I'm an anthropologist

studying human behavior

and I've been watching the two of you

for quite some time.

I'm also an alien.

Oh...kay.

I mean that tracks with the spaceship

that you are the way you are.

-Yeah. -So weird.

-Really weird. -So weird.

Oh, very, yes.

But like, you're really weird.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Now, now that you understand that very easy,

here's what I thought, uh,

so what you need to know now

is that my cloaking device

for my...

hot tub spaceship,

it runs off a woman's woman love,

especially orgasms.

Oh, goodness, the orgasms, and...

well, the planet I come from is just

pulsing with sapphic energy.

Lesbians as far as the eye can see.

But when I...

Yes, lesbian planets, lovely.

I hate... Oh, yes, it's...

What's important, ladies, is that

since I came to earth there's

a distinct lack of sapphic energy.

You're very destitute here,

sad, tragic, we have to work on that,

but for now we don't have it.

So [hesitates]

I parked right there in that spot

next to the two of you because

I could tell what a lovely couple you are

and you were exuding sapphic energy

but now you're not and that's why it's not working

and I really want to fix that.

So is there anything we could work

on to help with your dry spell?

-[scoffs] -What?

Dry spell?

Yes.

No, no, no, we're not in a dry spell.

We just had sex last week.

Wait?

Oh, we were working all week,

we got tired and fell asleep.

But oh no, there was that time like two weeks ago.

Yeah.

Oh, wait, that's when your mom called

and then we just tucked in for the night.

That's true.

I guess it has been a while.

-It has been. -[sighs]

Um-hum.

Yes.

So, please...

please, please, please

copulate immediately.

Because I need the sapphic energy to cloak my...

hot tub spaceship.

Spaceship, spaceship, I need to cloak my spaceship

before someone else sees it and reacts...

poorly.

-Oh. -Yeah

-I mean-- -Do you understand?

-[Bunny] Yes. -We understand.

[Alex] Oh, okay

Bunny, we can't...

we can't let anything happen to her.

If someone else... if another neighbor sees that ship,

they're gonna call the police

or the military,

they're gonna take her away

and experiment on her, who knows?

And I could even join in to help boost the sapphic energy.

Three is always better than two.

And then, and then we could cloak the ship even faster.

-Yeah. -Okay.

-All right. -Okay.

We'll do it for you, Alex.

We won't let them do anything to you.

Yes!

[sighs]

Now, I'll light the candles.

No, no, don't touch the candles.

No fire here. Don't touch the fire, no fire.

Oh!

[chiming]

What, what is that?

Oh!

It's my mom, I gotta take this.

-Again? Every time? -I'm so sorry.

I know.

Go deal with it.

I'll help you with your, uh, sapphic...

-Sapphic energy? -Yeah.

-Okay. -Let's do that.

The cloaking thing.

It wasn't in the plan but if the two of you

could do it before, the two of us can do it now.

-All right, human copulation, let's do it. -So...

[chuckles]

Amazing!

This is already exactly what I needed.

Okay, you've got a lot of energy.

Sapphic energy.

Clearly.

Here. Oh!

Wow!

It's an interesting way to wear it. Okay, I'm not...

Is this...

I'll ask later.

It looks great. Just love it on you.

A couple of fashion tips afterwards.

Uh, oh, no. Honey, no.

No? But the access.

The, uh, do you have things there?

Are you, uh...

Oh!

-Totally the same. Minor differences. -Let's see what we got down here.

Oh!

Wow!

[Alex] That worked.

[chuckles]

Okay.

Yeah, I think we can work with that.

It's pretty normal.

Okay.

Oh, wasting no time getting those ship clothes off.

No, no, I really don't wanna get dissected.

-[chuckles] -Oh, that's true.

Wow!

I guess I would hate that also.

Kind of.

We have gravity defying ones on my planet too.

Okay.

[gasping]

[moaning]

I can already feel the energy building.

[moaning]

Oh, your ass is really

out of this world.

Thank you. I made it myself.

It's great. I love it.

I would like to see.

I didn't get a great view through your window.

What?

[Bunny] There's no... (unintelligible)

-Wow! -What are the answers?

With this beautiful lingerie

I can't believe there wasn't more sapphic energy.

Oh, could you get up here?

Up here?

Yeah.

-Up here? -Yes.

-Help me-- -I can't, apparently.

Oh, okay.

Well, I'll show you up here.

That's lovely.

Oh, up here.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny] Oh, fuck.

[Bunny] Oh, god!

[gasping]

[Bunny] Yes.

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny] Oh, yes!

[Bunny] I can feel that sapphic energy building.

[moaning]

[gasping]

[moaning]

Fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, yes!

[chuckles softly]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

[chuckles]

[Bunny] You must really do this a lot on your planet.

[gasping]

[Bunny] Oh, fuck!

[squeals]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck.

[moaning and gasping]

[gasping]

[Bunny] Fuck! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[chuckles]

Fuck yes.

That feels so good.

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[chuckles]

[Bunny] Oh, god!

[Bunny] Yes!

[moaning loudly]

Do you think you can get up now?

-I can help. -With the boost?

Yeah.

One, two.

[grunting]

That worked?

Sure, you're doing a great job. You're natural.

I did.

Yeah, you're like almost human.

-Okay, but quickly, the ship. -Close enough.

Yeah, yeah. The ship, the ship, the ship.

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, it's been so long.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Yes. Yes.

[moaning and gasping]

Yes. Oh, thank you.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my goodness.

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Okay.

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny chuckles]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles softly]

[moaning and gasping]

[gasping]

[Alex] Oh!

[moaning]

[Alex] Yes, yes.

[gasping]

[moaning]

[Alex] Oh, wow!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...

[muffled] Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Is that a good noise?

Yes.

Okay, perfect, just checking.

Oh, yes, it's been so long.

Oh, honey, I know.

Would you mind...

putting that on my face?

-Oh! -Yes.

Okay.

Whatever you need me to do.

Oh! Oh!

I definitely need more of that.

Uh, okay.

Oh, careful with your human brain.

I hear they're very fragile.

Yeah, the human skulls are so dense.

[gasping and moaning]

[Bunny] Oh, I'm starting to see stars.

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny] Fuck!

[moaning]

[gasping]

Do you like it when I apply suction?

[Bunny] Um, yeah, it feels great.

[Bunny] Do the suction.

[moaning]

[sucking, licking]

[Bunny] Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny] Yes!

[both moaning]

[Bunny] Fuck yes.

[Bunny] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[both moaning]

-Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah!

[chuckles]

[both moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[both moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, that's it.

Oh, really good.

Keep going.

[Bunny squeals]

[moaning loudly]

Fuck!

[screams]

[gasping]

Fuck!

Here.

Show me your favorite thing to do.

-Oh, my favorite? -Yes.

I want to know.

Why don't you come sit right here?

Oh, yes!

I'll make you jump up again.

Oh, no. I can't.

Yes.

-Like this? -Perfect.

Oh!

Yeah, so this is the thing we do on Earth.

Yes.

[moaning]

[kissing]

[moaning]

[kissing]

[both moaning and gasping]

Yes.

Yes.

[moaning]

[gasping]

Yes.

[both moaning and gasping]

-Oh, yes! -Oh, yes!

[both moaning and gasping]

[Alex] Oh, you taste so good.

[Bunny] Yeah.

[both moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[kissing]

Oh, yes!

[gasping]

They say Earth girls are easy.

[chuckles]

You're actually very difficult normally.

From what I have observed

Shhh!

Right, science later, but energy now.

[moaning and gasping]

[gasping]

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[both moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

[gasping]

[screams]

Yes!

[shaky] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[sucking]

Oh!

Oh, okay.

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[Bunny] Oh, that's it.

[Bunny] Oh, fuck, yes!

[gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

Oh, my god!

Yes!

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[Bunny] Oh, fuck!

[Bunny] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[gasping]

[Bunny] Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes!

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck! That's so good.

Oh, we're gonna have that ship cloaked in no time.

[gasping]

[Bunny] Oh, god!

[Bunny] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[gasping]

[Bunny] Oh, my god! Right there.

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny] All right, baby.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, god!

Wow!

Yeah.

These human orgasms.

I have things to behold.

[thudding]

Oh, that was loud.

-This will be loud too. -Ah.

[grunting]

[thudding]

See, very loud.

Oh, wow! More human positions.

-What can we do? -Yeah.

Yeah, we don't have as many dimensions here, I'm sorry.

No, no, not as many holes either.

I don't...

Um, what can we... what can we do?

Here, have you ever done this before?

Oh, I've seen this.

-Yes? -Yes.

Yeah.

Do you do this on your planet?

Um.

Too many holes?

It's okay.

-It's complex. -It's complex.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

[both moaning and gasping]

This is quite good.

Same.

[moaning]

Yes.

[moaning]

Yes, yes, yes.

[both moaning]

Yes.

[Alex] Squishing bits is fun.

[Bunny] Yeah, you just squish it together.

[Bunny] Oh, yeah, that helps.

-[Alex] Oh, yes! -Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Yes.

Yeah, just squish it.

[moaning]

[sucking]

[both moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

[both moaning and gasping]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[gasping]

[chuckles]

[both moaning and gasping]

Oh, that's it.

Yes.

Oh, let's build our sapphic energy.

Yes. Yes, it's building.

It's building.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes!

[both moaning and gasping]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[both moaning and gasping]

-Yes, really feel my squish. -Fuck!

Yes.

Here, I have a fun idea.

Why don't you...

let me help you

build up some energy again?

Brilliant!

Brilliant, I know.

Let me see.

Okay.

Well.

[chuckles softly]

These leg coverings are cumbersome.

[Bunny] Yeah, they're very cumbersome, aren't they?

[grunting]

[laughs]

Yeah, that might be easier?

Okay.

-Better? -Much better.

Oh, good.

Oh, yes!

[moaning softly]

[chuckles]

Oh, that's very nice.

[Alex] Oh!

[moaning]

[sucking]

[Alex] Oh, my body is alive

with sapphic energy.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! It's so pretty.

Thank you.

I made it myself.

[chuckles]

[moaning]

Oh, wow!

Yes.

[sucking]

[chuckles]

[moaning]

I should've built energy with you sooner.

You're a very talented specimen.

I mean human, I mean person.

Yes. Oh, don't stop.

[moaning]

Yes.

[moaning, gasping]

[sucking]

-Oh, my goodness! -Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes! Fuck!

-[moaning] -[sucking]

[moaning]

[chuckles]

Oh, yes, wow!

[moaning]

Multi-talented.

[moaning]

Yeah.

[gasping]

[moaning]

-Oh, so close. -Fuck yes.

Oh, wow! Yes.

Yes, yes.

I can feel it building.

[moaning loudly]

[grunting and gasping]

Yes!

[gasping]

[moaning]

[Bunny] Okay, still good?

-Yes. -Okay.

We are not quite cloaked, so...

what can we...

[gasping]

Let me think.

The two numbers?

Oh, yes! Sixty-nine.

Yes! Here.

Be comfortable.

Okay. Sure.

On this hard surface, yes.

Very comfortable. Yes.

Oh!

Whoa!

Oh!

[chuckles]

[both moaning]

[chuckles]

[both moaning]

[chuckles]

[Bunny] Oh, yeah!

[Bunny chuckles]

[gasping]

[gentle spank]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

I like these numbers.

[Bunny] Yeah, they're pretty good.

[moaning]

[chuckles]

Fuck.

[moaning]

[laughs]

Fuck!

[moaning]

[Bunny chuckles]

[sucking]

[licking]

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny] Fuck yes.

[Bunny] Oh, god!

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[Bunny] Oh, you're so good at building sapphic energy.

[chuckles]

[moaning loudly]

[moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[chuckles]

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning]

[Bunny] Oh, my god!

[chuckles]

[moaning]

[sucking]

[chuckles]

[gasping]

Since I have you here on this flat, hard surface,

-Yeah? -Sit back.

-I want to explore... -Okay.

a little bit if you don't terribly mind.

No, I don't mind.

Uh, um, here.

[Alex] I wanna start here, and... Relax.

[Bunny] Oh! Okay.

[Bunny] Um, I like where this is going.

[chuckles softly]

[Bunny] Um, I don't know... I've heard some stories.

[Bunny] There's not gonna be any probing, is there?

Regretfully, I didn't bring any sedatives, so no.

Okay. Maybe next time.

Not today.

[chuckles softly]

Your tiny human feet are so perfect.

Thanks.

Oh, my god!

Relax, relax.

[Bunny] I'm so relaxed. I'm so relaxed.

[Bunny] Oh, fuck!

[Bunny] Is this what you guys do when you abduct people?

I've never abducted anyone.

That's a stereotype.

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[groaning]

Human feet.

Oh, okay.

[chuckles]

[moaning]

[Bunny] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[chuckles]

Oh, I can't get distracted.

All right. Let's see.

Human camps. No, careful.

Just work your way up.

[chuckles]

Your participation is not required.

[chuckles]

You're gonna it.

[chuckles]

Oh, I almost fell in the sink.

That's not kind of what I want.

[chuckles]

[Bunny] Fuck!

Fuck.

[sucking]

[moaning]

Wow.

I have to try the hand.

Oh, okay.

Oh, wow!

[sucking]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[sucking]

Oh, my god!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

Oh, wow!

Oh, you're into that.

Oh, yes, very.

The pheromones.

Yeah, I think one more solid

human orgasm will do it.

-Okay. -Stay still.

I believe in us.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Wow! It's so pink.

[Bunny] My god!

[Bunny] Oh, fuck, yes!

[Bunny] Yes.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck! It feels so good.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, wow!

Oh, that's it.

That's it.

[moaning]

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck! Really good.

My god!

Uh-huh.

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[Bunny] Fuck!

[screams]

[Bunny] God!

[moaning]

Wow! Oh, okay.

Did it work?

Oh, my god! I think it's, like, cloaked.

-Did we get it up? -Oh, my god!

-Did we get it up? -Yes.

The hot tub is gone.

-Spaceship? -Spaceship.

-Yes, the spaceship is gone. -Yeah, spaceship.

Cloaked, not gone.

I hope not gone,

but thank you so much for helping me,

I couldn't have done it without you.

I literally couldn't have done it without you.

[breathing heavily]

I may need to

build up more sapphic energy in the future

or possibly a store of energy.

Just in case you go through another dry spell.

-Is that agreeable? -It totally makes sense.

Yeah.

Fantastic!