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[intro music]

Still alive out there?

This is Bree Mills.

And I want to tell you

a strange and wonferful story.

It seemed a rather ordinary weekend

for young Elizabeth as she made her

way across town to her best friend,

Janey's bachelor apartment.

Despite having graduated from

high school five years earlier,

Elizabeth still lives at home with her parents

while Janie got a job

at Radio Shed and now lives on her own.

It seemed like it would be

a rather quiet evening for the pair

as they enjoy some pizza, video games,

and ogling the underwear sections

of department store catalogues.

But what they don't realize is

that it will be a night

that they both shall never forget.

[music starts]

[birds chirping]

What's the password?

"Boobies".

-Come on in. -Yeah!

[Rock music]

I challenge you to a dragon duel.

I accept.

Oh, come on, man!

Oh,

Got any new issues.

Oh,

Stole it from my sister.

All right.

Oh, my God.

Check out these knockers, dude.

So cool.

Oh, my God.

I don't even know which one's my favorite. They're all so juicy.

Look at those.

Oh huh oh,

those titties are nice.

She looks like she's really smart.

Oh, I'd like to get up in there and motorboat em.

What else?

Oh, yeah.

Check out the tits on these babes.

Yeah, so good.

Look at that pretty and pink.

You like that?

[chuckles]

No, but like...

She probably has hobbies and you know,

she's somebody...

Ladies like to be respected.

Do you have respect to respect.

All these babes are hot

but none of them are as hot as my girlfriend.

I mean,

sssh, uh huh,

smocking.

Knockers on her are just like insane.

I met her at a computer cab, Right?

What an odd place.

But like, dude, she's so sexy

and like, voluptuous

and her body's so curvy.

Plus, she's from Canada.

So, like, very little, no morals there.

You know what I mean? They are low standard.

But she's just hot,

that's all what matters.

It's the most, you know, important thing.

Uh huh.

I am pretty sure the only girl you were banging on computer camp

was your imaginary friend Mavis.

Dude! Mavis, Mavis.

Look, I'll prove it to you right now.

You wait.

Whenever, I need me a little...

...pick me up.

I just carry my girlfriend's panties around

and just give em a nice little one, two whiff. Hey...

man! come on, give me those back!

These...

Give me em, come on!

These are like your mother's panties.

No, there are not. They are my girlfriend's.

You're such a jerk, man.

I'm putting them back.

You're ruining my fucking titty time.

All right, show the titties.

Fine.

Dude! Oh my god!

Dude, I'd just, I'd get right in there and just...

[slurping]

do some of that, you know, treat those knockers just like some cheese ball and...

...slurp em up, you know.

She is somebody's daughter.

Who cares?

I'd definitely shower with her.

Shower?

I'd just get in there and just...

give her a little, you know, do what I do with my girlfriend.

We do a lot of like, finger bang, and I just get right in there,

give her a little of this and just get in there and just kinda,

she loves it. Dude, she is like,"Uh".

She does that stuff.

And I was like, this is hot.

She's totally into it.

You wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if I made you one.

Yeah, right.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hold up.

Made it for me.

What do you mean by that?

"Made it for me".

Follow me to my home computer.

Okay.

[typing]

I have ran the statistics, the odds were

against us ever getting laid in real life.

So, I had to stay home from inventory of radio shed

and I started this program.

Uh-huh,

It's a 3D virtual reality program.

Sweet.

So you know, we can get laid in cyberspace.

Oh, cool, cool.

Yeah!

What's cyberspace?

Hello! Ever read Neuromancer?

Huh?

Just kidding!

It's a cyber studio for your virtual design system.

You kind of speaking another language here.

What does that mean?

I can make you a virtual 3D woman.

Wait! Like...

However you want.

You can make a babe, from this?

Yeah.

Dude! no way! Like any...

any babe?

I can make her do whatever you want to.

What?

Could you make her like

"Space age Suzie"?

-I thought you might say that. -Yes!

Here is my already pre-programmed script.

Just needs a few finishing touches.

My favorite computer babe.

Yes!

All right.

Sexy blonde space cadet.

Black spandex body suit.

Shoulder pads.

Harness.

Black boots.

-Don't forget the ray gun. -Ray gun.

-Yes! -Got it.

Impressive.

Now we pick body parts.

Oh, I got it.

I want...

it to look like those, but bigger.

Like Baywatch big?

Yeah, like Baywatch.

Yes!

Jugs.

Jugglers.

[both] Whoa!

Yeah, those are good.

Bush or no bush?

Bush.

Whoa!

That's a nice bush.

Umh, finishing touch.

Show size six.

Sexual preference, nerdy lesbians only.

Nice.

Now what?

Personality.

We should probably just make her like an airhead, right?

What kind of self-respecting woman are you?

We need a super heroine of a woman

who what she wants. She just happens to be programmed only for us.

That works out in our favor.

Ready?

Yeah, I think I'm ready.

Moment of truth.

What the hell.

It was supposed to work this time.

[groans]

I put all the parameters right where needed.

Piece of junk.

Garbage.

I just put everything in it. It was supposed to work.

I don't know why it's not working.

Look, bud! pal!

It was all right.

Don't worry. I mean,

we'll try again next week.

I mean, look at it this way...

could a babe have handled two mega studs

like this anyway?

I mean, come on!

Look, we'll get ready for bed,

and then we'll plan the turning again,

and we'll just chill, alright?

Don't worry about it.

There we go.

Oh, it's no big deal, it's all good.

You see what Janey did not realize,

when she unplugged the microprocessor from

its power supply was that she had actually

caused a short circuit

of epic proportion.

And a power surge so strong,

it rendered her 3D creation into

a physical form instantaneously.

Her scientific theory had worked.

But...

were the nerds ready for the results?

[footsteps]

By order of the intergalactic space enterprise.

I've been sent here to take your virginities.

Now,

what would you two maniacs like to do?

She's alive.

And she's totally bitchin.

That's right.

I've been successfully generated,

and now I'm here to fuck your brains out.

You've made her.

Uh,

I don't think my girlfriend in Canada would like this very much. So, I'm just...

You don't have a girlfriend.

You've never even been to Canada.

I swear, I've been on our computer camp.

She is not fake.

That's a lie.

You guys deal with that.

I'm just gonna go over here and do the, find the computer,

I mean, I'll fix the computer program.

It's malfunctioning.

No!

Get over there.

Uh, you know what?

I'm starving.

Now that we think about it,

I'm just gonna...

You are not hungry.

You are full of cheese balls and pizza.

I always go for some more.

You know, cheese balls.

I am on my period.

No, you are not.

You were two weeks ago.

-Heavy, heavy flow. -Really heavy flow.

-Crazy one. -Yeah!

You know, I have telepathic powers, right?

And telekinetic.

I told you, we should've made her an airhead.

I am sorry.

I smell really bad.

Go to the showers.

Go!

To the showers.

So much nicer showers here on Earth.

The gravitational pull on Mars

makes it very difficult.

You know, if you two ever want to lose your virginities,

you're gonna have to loosen up.

Move there.

Take your jeans off.

Help me.

So,

have you ever even kissed a girl before?

Yeah, totally.

I've done tons of several babes.

She's lying.

You've never kissed a girl.

Well, I mean...

Your hand doesn't count.

You practice with your hand all the time.

I don't know, how do, uh,

I mean, that's not true.

I don't do that.

Why are you laughing? You probably do the same.

I kiss myself in the mirror sometimes.

I mean, I feel like I have tons of practice, you know.

What's so funny?

Have you kissed a girl before?

Have you touched a girl before?

I have a book with some diagrams.

Not in the book, in real life.

Isn't that why you both created me?

You wanted to fuck me?

Well, I mean, I'm sure you,

you are much more than just a sex object. -Yeah, we...

Yeah, umh, we did.

Oh huh,

I mean, yeah, I think it'd be...

kinda cool.

Maybe just to...

We could...

touch you, -Touch your jugs?

Jugs?

Don't you mean nibble on them like cheese balls?

It's what you've said.

It's what I said that I, uh, yep.

Well, you said you were hungry earlier,

so, maybe you should nibble on the cheese balls.

Uh, umh, uh, uh,

Is that what you really want?

Is that what I'ld really want?

-Yeah, I mean, if you want it, of course. -You know?

We're gonna make you happy, you know,

Make sure time on earth is cool.

So nice.

I always aim to please, but what do you two want?

Do you wanna nibble on them?

-I mean, I, -It's, uh,

-I'd like to, at least touch. -They are your,

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

This is awesome.

Whoah! [giggles]

Oh,

That's, this, they're pretty.

I mean, you know, they're...

Are they what you've imagined?

What you've lied about...

to one another?

Maybe you should stick your tongue out and put your tongue on them.

Uh, I mean, we could maybe give it..

-Yeah. -just a try?

-Look at Jane's tongue. -I don't know what I'm doing.

Well, you can figure it out.

You want to?

That's okay.

I know you want to.

Remember, I'm telepathic.

Go ahead.

Mmm.

Oh,

Oh, wow!

Yes! licking up and down.

Wow!

Now you both can really say,

you've licked some tits before

like cheese balls and not be lying.

You know, what should you should do?

I think you should kiss one another.

Oh, that's weird?

-It's kinda She's like, -You know we're just..

That's not what we, I mean, we...

I mean we could, uh,

-Do you want to? -I mean,

Yeah!

-She wants to. -What you want, my lady?

You want to?

I wouldn't mind trying it for her.

Yeah, it turns her on.

-Yeah, it'll be good. -Okay.

Stick your tongue out.

Massage her tongue with your tongue.

Keep your eyes closed.

Do you like that?

-Um-hm, -Yeah.

Which one of you wants to do that to me?

Well, I do.

I do, yeah!

She actually thought about it first.

I made her.

-You didn't make her. -I wrote the program.

Yeah, I'll just watch.

Oh, fuck yes.

Stick your tongue out.

Mmm.

Do the same thing, you just did to her,

to me.

Come on! You know you want to.

Wow!

Do you wanna try now?

Yeah. Yes, please!

Now both of you together, with me.

Take your glasses off.

Did you both envision this?

It's what you wanted, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

All of it.

And you said, you liked bush.

-Yeah, yeah, -Yeah.

-That's... -That's, uh,

Yeah!

You should probably get a close up view of it.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind that.

That'd be, uh, that might be pretty nice.

Yeah, just, uh,

Oh, you just go right in there?

Sorry! I just got a little ahead of myself.

Just look at it.

I always wanted to...

I just wanna please both of you.

And I think it would be so great...

if you would lick...

my pussy.

-Yeah, I think that'd be pretty... -Yeah.

pretty good.

You go first.

[giggles]

Oh my god!

Lick, like that.

Just like you do to yourself in the mirror with your tongue.

Like that?

Oh, yes!

She seems to like it.

Try that.

You try it.

Oh,

May I kiss you?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Like this?

Yes!

How does it feel to finally...

have some pussy...

and not have to lie about it.

That feels pretty cool.

Can I...

Can I put a finger in it?

You know what I think could be even better?

If I put a finger in your's.

[laughs]

What do you think?

Do you think that I could finger your friend in your bed?

I think that you'd really like that.

Yeah, yeah.

Lie down.

Yes, ma'am!

You really need to design a cleaning...

...companion.

So what's, uh,

how do we,

what's the procedure?

A procedure?

I mean, is there?

It's kind of like,

-What do you call it? -I mean you just don't, like dive...

-right in. -What do you call it here on earth?

Ice cream.

It's kind of like you're licking ice cream.

Oh, wow.

Right, that's what you eat here on earth?

So...

Oh, my god!

[Moaning]

Just like you're licking icecream.

Oh, that feels,

that feels wow.

What's it like?

Oh, it feels really good.

[panting]

You like to watch me play with your friend, don't you?

Oh, wow!

Oh, wow!

Oh, wow!

I bet that wasn't on any of your books that you can use to spit.

Oh, wow!

No, no.

It'd make perfect sense,

molecular structures are all there.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, that feels really good.

Put your mouth on it.

Yeah!

Yes!

Lick her just like she is icecream.

Oh, my gosh! yes!

Every last drop.

Yes!

Oh wow! she loves it.

-Oh, yeah, that feels so good. -She loves it.

Yes!

Oh, right there.

Yes!

Oh, my god!

-How do you know when you're close? -Can you see it without your glasses on?

I can see.

I can see. It looks really nice.

Yes!

Oh huh oh,

Oh, my gosh!

Right there.

It feels so good.

Oh my god!

I think, I think she is gonna,

she is gonna make me cum.

Like that.

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Right there, right there.

fuck!

[panting and moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god! Did I do it?

Oh, my head is all spinning.

She loved it.

Oh, wow!

That's cool.

[laughs]

You gotta try that.

[screams]

-Now you can rub just like that. -Oh, my god!

You can rub her clit...

right there.

Can I try?

Yeah, right there. Rub right there.

Yes!

[panting]

That's the magic spot.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my gosh!

Make her cum again.

-Yes, yes, yes. -Make her cum again.

Don't stop, don't stop.

[moaning]

Oh, you're making her cum all over gain.

Yes, please! Suzie, tell her.

Yes!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Oh,

Oh, yes!

Come here.

-It was the best idea. -Oh, wow!

You know, what should we do now?

Oh, you gotta try it.

You gotta try it too.

Yeah!

Yeah, take these off.

Since I made you shower you're not stinky anymore.

No, no, we're not.

Oh, I heard of this thing, it's called the boobs 69.

The boobs 69?

How do you do that?

Yeah, just lie right there.

Okay.

And then, oh, oh, look!

Holy fuck!

Is that it, space-age Suzie?

That's how you do it.

That's a good boobs 69.

This is a great idea.

Oh, wow! Oh, my god!

Yes!

Oh, she knows what she is doing.

Oh, my god! she does.

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes!

You like that?

You know, what you should do? Lick my pussy.

Oh, yeah!

[panting and moaning]

Yes!

You learned so fast.

Yeah!

Yes!

-You rub those on you like that? -Yes.

Yes, I like that.

It feels good.

Yeah, I wanna suck her pussy too.

Oh, yeah!

Look what I am doing to your friend.

Wow!

-Wow! -I am riding her face right now.

Yeah!

Yeah, you just take it for a ride.

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

Look at that!

Yes, just like that.

Oh, yes!

Ooh, Yeah!

Holy shit!

[Janey screams]

Yeah? Yeah?

Yes, yes.

Rub her feet like how you rub her pussy.

Yes!

[Janey groaning] -Yes!

Oh, yes, yes! -Oh, fuck, fuck!

[moaning]

-Oh, my god! -She is gonna make me cum.

Wow, yeah, make her cum.

Do it!

Do it! yeah!

Oooh, fuck!

Yes, yes.

Oh, my god!

[Janey] Oh,

Oh, yeah! boob 69.

Boob 69.

[laughs]

I love that kissing.

Yeah, more kissing.

Ooh,

wow!

Yeah, yeah.

I want you to sit on my face now, too.

-Looked really fun. -Wow!

-Wow! -Yeah, come on!

Come on, sit on my face.

-Give it to me. -You are so excited.

Give it to me.

I want that space pussy.

Oh, my gosh!

Yeah?

[Suzie] Yes.

Ride on my face.

[moaning]

Yes, right there.

Oh, yes!

[Janey] Oh,

Oh, my god!

[screams]

Oh, yeah!

Let me get em in there like this.

Finger right in that pretty pussy. Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes.

wow!

Yes, yes, yes.

[Janey] Oh, my god!

Yeah, yeah!

Oh, my god!

[Moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes!

Oh, look at that.

[laughs]

[Elizebeth] Oh, my god! yeah!

Switch places.

Yes!

Get on your back.

You get up in there.

Yeah.

Now stand up.

Stand up.

Yeah.

Okay.

She's gonna stand?

And then?

You are gonna eat my pussy.

Oh, okay, yeah!

Like this?

Yes, squat down.

She is so good at that.

Oh, my gosh!

Yes!

Yes!

[panting]

Yes!

Oh, my god! yes!

Oh, like that.

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Right there.

Is she doing better? Is she doing good.

Yeah!

Yeah, right there.

I wanna watch.

Yeah,

Right there.

Yes!

Yeah!

Look at that!

Yes! You like that?

I want both of you to do what you want.

Oh, my god! whatever we wanna do?

Yeah, whatever you wanna do.

That,s why you created me.

I told you I was gonna fuck your brains out.

Yes!

Yes! look at that!

Yes, yes!

Rub it like that.

Yes, like that?

You both wanna make me cum.

Yes, I am gonna make you cum.

Yes, like that.

Yes!

Yes, yes!

-Yes! -Oooh, fuck!

Oh, my god! yes!

Yes, yes.

Oh huh, yes!

Yes!

Yes, yes.

Have you ever tried...

tribbing?

Is that the...

-Oh, that's like this. -the thing?

-We have never tried anything. We want to. -We should try.

Yeah, for science.

-For science? -Obviously.

So lie just how you were,

and you're gonna come up one leg through,

and rub your pussy on her pussy.

Yes!

-Like this? -Yes.

Well, you are gonna make sure your pussies are touching.

And your clits are gonna rub with one another.

Yes!

Yeah, like this?

Yes!

There you go.

Oh, right there.

Nice and close.

Look at that!

I wanna watch you both cum on one another.

Yes!

Yes!

That's why I am here to teach you

how to do all of this and to fuck me.

Oh, wow!

-This is amazing. -Yes!

-Oh, wow! -Yes!

-Yeah, like this? -Yes.

-Yes!

-Cum on one another.

-That feels really good. -You wanna cum on it?

Yeah maybe, if we keep doing it hard like that.

-If we keep going hard like that. -Yeah!

Oh, yes, I think it's working.

It feels so good.

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes.

Do that.

Oh, wow!

Wow!

[moaning]

Umh, yes! do it.

Oh, my god! yes!

Cum all over her. [both moaning]

Cum all over on her.

Oh, that's your best friend. [both moaning]

That's what best friend are for.

Yes, thanks!

Oh, my god!

[panting and moaning]

Oh, my...

Yeah, yeah.

Tribbing is so awesome.

It's so cool.

Just like,

this is what big lesbians do?

Can we do it with you, too?

-Yeah, -Yeah.

I wanna do with her.

-Yeah. -More.

I like,

I wanna do it at a different way.

-Oh, yeah! -Yeah!

Okay.

I am gonna bend over

and I am gonna grind up against you.

You are gonna hold yourself...

right there.

Yeah?

Oh,

Umh, yes!

Oh, wow!

Oh,

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, wow!

She likes it.

She is thinking about it right now.

How good it feels?

Oh, my god!

My pussy is so wet.

Everything you have imagined.

It's greedy.

Yes, fuck her right up.

Yeah, like that.

Yes!

Yeah, grind up your pussy against mine.

Yes, yes.

Oh, wow!

Oh,

[panting]

-Yes, like that. -Ooh, fuck!

Yes, like that, like that.

Yes!

Oooh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Yeah, lean forward, lean forward.

Like this.

Oh, like that, right there.

Ooooh, fuck!

-I am gonna cum. -Yes!

I am gonna cum.

She's cumming.

Do it.

[moaning]

Yeah, lick up the cum.

Yeah.

Yes, use your tongue and lick it all up.

Just like I told you like it's ice cream.

This is why we didn't make an airhead.

Yeah!

I've always wanted to be on top.

Yeah, I should try.

-You should definitely try. -Yeah.

Yeah!

Is that what you two want?

-Yeah, I want. -I mean if It's what you want.

-That's what she wants. -Yes.

And I just threw a little...

Yeah!

Wow, you are really wet.

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Yes, yes.

Oh, like that.

Yes!

Oh, my...

god!

Yes!

Yeah!

Oh, my god! just like that.

Yes, yes.

I wanna see.

Yes, like this.

Oh, my...

Yes, like this.

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! yes!

That's right.

Oh, my god! yes!

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes!

Oh, my god! yes!

-Is this what you both wanted? -[Both]Yes.

-This is why you wanted me? -[Both]Yes.

You wanted me so you can fuck me in your bed?

Yes, this is everything we wanted.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god! right there, right there.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, I am gonna cum. [Moaning]

Right there, right there.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck yes!

[panting]

Look how sweaty she is.

Lick the sweat off her back.

Yeah, lick her sweat off her back.

Yes, that's how you take care of your friend.

We may have to take another shower.

Oh, yeah!

I'll wipe myself with these panties.

Wow, I have your pussy juice all over my face.

Oh, wow!

-Let me taste. -Oh, wow!

Let me taste.

You both give me a kiss.

Yeah?

Yeah, I like when you kiss me.

[laughs]

Oh, it's so good.

I wanna taste all of our pussies together.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Wow!

Have you ever fingered a girl before?

Yeah, I just did with you.

Yeah, you're the first.

But I'll do it again.

You are really good at it.

I told you!

Told you I am gonna do dirty things to babes.

Shut up!

I haven't fingered her.

Oh, you should try.

Yeah, you do that.

Yes!

So, just?

You just, you gotta just,

umh, like this.

-Yes! -And I am just...

Whoah!

-I am not hurting you, am I? -No.

You should bend over so she can lick your pussy.

-Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. -Oh, yeah, okay.

You do know what I am thinking.

That's crazy.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! that feels amazing.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

You're gonna make me cum with your fingers.

Oh, my god! yes!

Yeah, make her cum with your fingers. Do that.

Do it! yes!

Oh, my god! yes!

Yes, yes!

Oh, wow!

Oh, thank you for creating me.

Oh, yes!

Oh, if you wouldn't have created me, you never would've learned how to do this.

-You ought to be stop lying about it. -That's true. It's so true.

-Oh, yes, yes! -You have been doing inventory Radio Shed.

Oh, yes, yes!

Oh, I am gonna cum.

-Yes, make her cum, make her cum. -Oh, yeah!

[all panting and moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[panting and moaning]

Oh, that's so good.

Let me taste, let me taste your fingers.

[Elizebeth] Oh, my gosh!

[giggles]

[panting and moaning]

What else do you both wanna do?

I mean, you brought me all the way here.

There's gotta be something else.

So, what do you girls wanna do now?

You got any ideas?

[murmurs]

-I don't think that's the thing. -Who?

What? It is the thing.

Tri tribbing?

I think they, they call the tri tribbinism.

Yeah, that's what it was.

I read about it, I read about it in a nudie mag.

Hey no, no, seriously.

That's not real.

I'll show you guys. Lay down.

Yeah, Yeah, just, you there.

Oh, okay.

-I hope she know what she's talking about. -Oh, I do.

Trust me! This is gonna be...

You just come on in.

-Yeah. -Okay.

Yeah, now you two just get it nice and warmed up.

Yeah.

That's very warmed up.

-This is cool. -This is good for you?

Oh, yeah!

Like that?

Yeah, just like that.

Just a normal, though, one two. [mumbling]

Yeah!

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

And then I can just slide on in there.

Yeah.

You see?

Ready?

Oh,

I come right in.

-Ooooh, yeah! -There we go.

Oh huh, yes!

Oh, yes!

[all panting and moaning]

That's what I was talking about.

Oh, my god! yes!

Yes, yes!

-You feel that pussy on your leg? -Yes.

[all moaning]

[Suzie] Oh, my god! yes, yes.

[Elizebeth] I like that, I like that.

[Janey] Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, right there.

I feel it.

Oh, I feel it.

[moaning]

Oh, my god! fuck!

Oh, I told you before.

I told you before.

[all panting and moaning]

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, come on.

Oh, come on.

Yeah!

Oh,

Where are my glasses?

Yeah.

So, what happens next?

Will we ever see you again?

I'm here to stay forever.

I'm your creation.

What do we do?

She can't go to my house.

My parents, my dad will kill me if she goes to my house. She's gotta stay here.

I've only one bed.

Okay, Okay, okay, okay, listen, listen, listen, look, look.

You can borrow my sleeping bag.

She could sleep on that. I can come on weekends. It'll all work out.

-Okay. -Yeah.

Done.

Space age, Suzie!

if it pleases you,

would you like to be my roommate?

Affirmative.

-Yes! -Yes!

Now, what would you two maniacs like to do?

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