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Margaret, if I'm going to run a medical 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,700 office effectively, I'm going to need these things 3 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,720 taken care of professionally and promptly. 4 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:18,480 Thank you. 5 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,720 Now let's review. 6 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:23,000 Turkey, whole wheat, and light mayo this time. 7 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:25,020 John, it's Anita. 8 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:26,760 Margaret, I gotta go. 9 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:27,460 The hooker's here. 10 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:30,160 No, no, no, no. 11 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,200 She lives here. 12 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,680 Not here, here. 13 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:34,260 Here. 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,640 Yeah, just, just hold on. 15 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:38,580 What? 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,820 John, I'm sorry to bother you. 17 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:41,860 Can I use your bathroom and put my 18 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:42,300 makeup on? 19 00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:43,160 Yeah, I guess. 20 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,080 Why? 21 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:46,100 The lights in my apartment shorted out again, 22 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,380 and speaking of short, have you seen Bob 23 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:48,600 anywhere? 24 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:50,300 I've been after him for days to fix 25 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,540 them, and I'm ready to kill him. 26 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,060 Yeah, well, just don't kill him before he 27 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:54,020 fixes my refrigerator. 28 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:56,640 Anyway, Margaret, Anita. 29 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,060 Hello, Margaret? 30 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,120 Well, that's just rude. 31 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:04,760 Excuse me. 32 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:05,720 Have you ever heard of knocking? 33 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,140 Hey, I didn't think you were home. 34 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,620 And by the way, you know, Becker, there's 35 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,500 no reason to yell at me. 36 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,300 The other tenants make Bob feel welcome in 37 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:13,660 their homes. 38 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:14,540 They trust Bob. 39 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:15,700 Oh, which reminds me. 40 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:16,940 Guess what I found in the back of 41 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:17,720 Mr. Zimmerman's closet. 42 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,520 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 43 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,420 Women's clothes. 44 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,460 Yeah, everybody in the building knows Zimmerman's a 45 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,060 cross-dresser. 46 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:23,460 What? 47 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:24,000 I don't know. 48 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:26,980 No, I meant I just found the Mickey 49 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:27,860 Mantle baseball court. 50 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:29,440 That's Mrs. Zimmerman's. 51 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:30,740 They have an arrangement. 52 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:35,700 Hey, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 53 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:36,900 I thought you were going to fix my 54 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:37,320 refrigerator. 55 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:38,380 No, I just came for the beer. 56 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:40,700 Will that be enough? 57 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,960 Can I fix you some food? 58 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:42,560 No, I'm good. 59 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,720 By the way, Zimmerman's not the only news 60 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,100 in the building. 61 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:47,680 Rumor has it we have a lady of 62 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:48,500 the evening in residence. 63 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,600 You know, a pro. 64 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:50,540 A streetwalker. 65 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,160 A trot. 66 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:51,920 A harlot. 67 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:53,500 How bad is this? 68 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,480 I'm talking dirty to myself. 69 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:57,640 Thanks, John. 70 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,260 I'll see you later. 71 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:58,800 Wait a minute. 72 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,460 You're with him? 73 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,600 If your self-esteem is that low, maybe 74 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,340 you and I should talk. 75 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,740 Bob, I had to come down here to 76 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:07,180 put on my makeup because you never fixed 77 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:07,680 my lights. 78 00:02:07,699 --> 00:02:08,340 I'll get to it. 79 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:09,220 You'll get to it right now. 80 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:09,940 You're coming with me. 81 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:10,980 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 82 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,260 What about my refrigerator? 83 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,260 Bob, policy is to handle jobs on a 84 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:14,980 priority basis. 85 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:17,060 And how do her lights have priority over 86 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:17,680 my refrigerator? 87 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,920 You saw that dress and you really had 88 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,260 to ask? 89 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:23,400 Oh, and Becca, by the way, keep your 90 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:23,500 eyes open. 91 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:35,940 Mrs. Davis, I am very, very sorry. 92 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,720 I have no idea how this happened. 93 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:42,680 Please accept my... 94 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,800 Linda, why would you write this on a 95 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,440 patient's chart? 96 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,320 What? 97 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,000 This. 98 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,100 Big ass. 99 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,060 No chin. 100 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,480 That's just... 101 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,480 So I'd remember. 102 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:57,080 We have three patients named Mary Davis and 103 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,360 she's the one with the big ass and 104 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:58,800 no chin. 105 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,000 Linda, she saw her chart and was really 106 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,660 hurt. 107 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,400 Then why'd you show it to her? 108 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,620 My point is, I know Mrs. Davis has 109 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:09,640 a big ass and no chin. 110 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,520 That is no reason to write it on 111 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,040 my chart. 112 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,620 I was going to come back, but I'm 113 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,180 not going to be insulted anymore. 114 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,920 Way to go, Margaret. 115 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,920 Listen, can we please pick this up tomorrow? 116 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,320 My date will be here any minute. 117 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:25,780 Gil's out of jail? 118 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:27,800 I better hide my purse. 119 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:29,460 Relax. 120 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,580 He's not out of jail. 121 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:31,700 Here's a tip. 122 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,300 Never bitch slap the warden. 123 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,220 Anyway, I'm going out with this new guy, 124 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:39,560 Craig. 125 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:40,980 I've been seeing him for a couple of 126 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:41,120 weeks. 127 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:41,760 He's terrific. 128 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:44,940 Hey, Linda. 129 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:45,520 You ready? 130 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:46,980 See? 131 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:47,960 He's cute. 132 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:48,780 He has a great job. 133 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:48,920 And now he's got a big ass and 134 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,020 no chin. 135 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:49,500 No rap sheet. 136 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,040 Craig, this is Margaret. 137 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,520 Pleased to meet you. 138 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:54,700 And thanks for letting Linda off a little 139 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:54,960 early. 140 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:55,900 Wow. 141 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:57,840 You're not at all what I expected. 142 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:00,100 And from what Linda told me, you're not 143 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:00,960 at all- Okay, time to go. 144 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:03,500 All right. 145 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:04,500 Where the hell's Mrs. Davis? 146 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,160 Oh, uh, she left. 147 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,440 She was feeling sick. 148 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,880 Too sick to stay in a doctor's office? 149 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,920 Oh, uh, maybe she was just sick of 150 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,140 waiting. 151 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:13,480 I forget. 152 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:15,380 Uh, did you see Linda's boyfriend? 153 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:16,600 Uh, Gil? 154 00:04:16,779 --> 00:04:18,019 Has it been three to five already? 155 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:18,579 No. 156 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:18,880 No. 157 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:20,420 That's not Gil. 158 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:21,480 That's a new one. 159 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,080 Craig. 160 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:22,740 Huh. 161 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:24,020 Well, he looks normal. 162 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,480 And he acts normal, too. 163 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,540 He said, pleased to meet you. 164 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:28,400 I heard it. 165 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,240 Who's up next? 166 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,560 Mr. Jones. 167 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:31,980 Him, too. 168 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,520 Which Mr. Jones? 169 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,760 Larry Jones. 170 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,220 Brown hair, blue eyes. 171 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,040 Doesn't ring a bell. 172 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,320 Chicken neck, big ears. 173 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,520 Oh, oh, Mr. Jones. 174 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:42,000 Oh. 175 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:48,340 Mr. Jones. 176 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:48,540 Mr. Jones. 177 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,100 Hey, Jake. 178 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:50,500 It's Anita. 179 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:51,360 I'm taking a paper. 180 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,080 No problem. 181 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:52,940 Can you change a hundred? 182 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,400 Not without a magic wand. 183 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:55,960 I'll owe you. 184 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:57,620 So how's business? 185 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,640 Always good. 186 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,460 Even in a slow economy, there are some 187 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,160 things people just won't cut back on. 188 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,120 God bless them. 189 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,480 Morning, troops. 190 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:08,320 Hey, Bob. 191 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,400 Haven't seen you around. 192 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:10,200 Hey, you missed me, huh? 193 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,820 No, just remembering the good times. 194 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,040 Well, Bob's been doing a little detective work. 195 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:16,620 Seems there's a hooker living in my building. 196 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,320 How you doing, Anita? 197 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:19,760 All right, Bob. 198 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:20,360 I'll bite. 199 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:21,500 Who is it? 200 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:22,040 I know. 201 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:22,540 I'm curious. 202 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,680 You know, I thought I had it all 203 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,920 figured out when I ran into a tall 204 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,140 buxom blonde in the elevator. 205 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,220 That's Mr. Zimmerman. 206 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,180 Yeah, I know. 207 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,180 I found that out the hard way. 208 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,180 Hey, Reggie, can I get some coffee? 209 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,440 Okay, but just coffee. 210 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:37,460 I'm shutting down for lunch. 211 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,200 So you do read the suggestion box. 212 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,720 Reg, you can't close now. 213 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,140 My business depends on yours. 214 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,820 If you don't cook, they don't eat. 215 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:45,960 If they don't eat, what am I gonna 216 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,460 do with six cases of Maalox? 217 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,580 For your information, I'm closing because I've been 218 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:53,820 dating this new guy and he's coming by 219 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:54,700 to take me for lunch. 220 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,760 Wait till you meet him. 221 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:56,240 He's... 222 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:56,920 Here we go. 223 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:58,740 Unlike any guy I've ever met. 224 00:05:59,140 --> 00:05:59,820 He's funny. 225 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:00,560 He's sensitive. 226 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:02,020 He loves me for who I am. 227 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,740 He likes that I'm a strong and independent 228 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,120 woman. 229 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:06,580 Gee, I had no idea. 230 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,080 Hope you two fellows will be very happy 231 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:08,360 together. 232 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:10,760 Nah, we're teasing Reggie. 233 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:11,740 She's got a new boyfriend. 234 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:12,480 Yeah, right. 235 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,420 What else is new? 236 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,940 Cheeseburger, please. 237 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:18,400 Sorry, Becker, I'm not serving lunch today. 238 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,600 Oh, so you do read the suggestion box. 239 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,760 You know, I'm gonna stop talking to you 240 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:24,080 guys. 241 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:26,600 Wow, she really does read the suggestion box. 242 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,640 Oh, Craig, just in time. 243 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:29,920 You ready? 244 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:30,360 Yeah. 245 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:35,300 Oh, I'd introduce you, but, uh, well, that 246 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:35,700 would be rude. 247 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,180 That's Craig? 248 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:42,900 Oh, my God. 249 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:45,600 Who's gay now? 250 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:54,640 Hi. 251 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,620 I don't have an appointment, but I was 252 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,780 hoping the doctor could see me. 253 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:00,640 Um, sure, I think we can fit you 254 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:00,820 in. 255 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,140 Mr...? B-I-G-N-O-Z-I. 256 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:04,700 Big Nosy. 257 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,240 Okay, if you'll just wait a moment, Mr. 258 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:08,900 Big Nosy. 259 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,820 Oh, I am so sorry. 260 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,060 It was bad enough that you were writing 261 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,240 on their charts, now you're referring to patients 262 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,880 by their physical shortcomings? 263 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,700 Again, I am so sorry, Mr., uh... 264 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:24,420 Big Nosy. 265 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,320 That's my name. 266 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,080 And frankly, I don't consider my nose a 267 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:29,580 shortcoming. 268 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,080 Neither do I. 269 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:33,000 Until you mentioned it, I didn't even notice 270 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:33,900 how big it is. 271 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:34,820 I mean... 272 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:38,780 I mean... 273 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:40,520 Uh, Linda will take you back. 274 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,260 Right this way, sir. 275 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,840 Sorry, sometimes she can be so insensitive. 276 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:51,080 Margaret, my office, now. 277 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,240 Please. 278 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,000 That's better. 279 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:02,380 Yes? 280 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,260 Yeah, Margaret, I need you to call the 281 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:06,180 lab about Mrs. Waverly's blood test. 282 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,540 Then call Medicare about those late payments. 283 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:10,180 Oh, and then I need you to tell 284 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,560 Reggie and Linda they're dating the same guy. 285 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,400 Okay, thanks a lot. 286 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,260 Get back in here! 287 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:17,760 That is terrible. 288 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:18,740 How did you find out? 289 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,980 Oh, wrong place, wrong time. 290 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,660 Anyway, handle it. 291 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,240 You know, just break it to them gently. 292 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,140 And don't make a day of it, because 293 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:26,640 we're busy. 294 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,300 Uh-uh. 295 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:29,640 You found out, you tell them. 296 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:30,500 Oh, hey, listen. 297 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,580 You don't understand. 298 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,240 Every time I get involved in other people's 299 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,020 personal business, it ends up biting me in 300 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:35,500 the ass. 301 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,380 John, you have to tell them they're your 302 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:37,720 friends. 303 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,840 They're not my friends. 304 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,880 One works for me, one cooks for me. 305 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,700 And believe me, I'm being generous on both 306 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:44,140 counts. 307 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:44,780 John. 308 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,660 All right, actually, you know what? 309 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,600 Forget I said anything. 310 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:51,320 Maybe they don't need to know. 311 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,800 Of course they need to know. 312 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,020 They would want to know. 313 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,620 Fine, then you tell them. 314 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,820 All right, sure, I'll be glad to. 315 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,600 But if I do, they're going to want 316 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600 to know how I knew. 317 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,780 And I'm going to have to tell them 318 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:02,120 the truth. 319 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,760 Which is that you told me. 320 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,480 And then they're going to be real mad 321 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,280 that you knew, and you told me instead 322 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:07,620 of them. 323 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:10,060 So actually, by not telling them, I am 324 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:11,200 doing you a favor. 325 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,320 You just made that up off the top 326 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,020 of your head, didn't you? 327 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,620 And it came out a lot better than 328 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:18,220 I expected. 329 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:18,940 Good luck. 330 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,020 Hey, Jay. 331 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:34,700 Hey, John. 332 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,220 Let me ask you something. 333 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,580 If someone you knew was in a relationship, 334 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,820 and you knew the person they were seeing 335 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:43,280 was being unfaithful, do you really think they'd 336 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:43,820 want to know? 337 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,180 Oh, my God. 338 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,520 Angela's cheating on me. 339 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,260 I knew I couldn't trust that woman. 340 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,920 Who the hell's Angela? 341 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:51,800 The girl I've been seeing. 342 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,020 I thought you were seeing Karen. 343 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:53,940 Well, I'm seeing Karen, too. 344 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,600 So you're cheating on Angela? 345 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:56,960 Hey, why are you taking Angela's side? 346 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,400 I'm not taking anybody's side. 347 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,800 Listen, John, in case they should come in, 348 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:03,520 now, Karen knows about Angela, but Angela doesn't 349 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,260 know about Karen, so, uh, cover for me? 350 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,900 You're on your own, pal. 351 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,280 You know, I don't care about Karen. 352 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,580 I don't care about Angela. 353 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:10,780 Hey, hey, a little respect. 354 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,280 You're talking about the women I love. 355 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,280 Hey, Anita, let me ask you something. 356 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,820 You date men outside the job, right? 357 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:21,400 Sure. 358 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,080 If you were seeing some guy, and he 359 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,080 was seeing someone else, would you really want 360 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:26,440 to know? 361 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:27,760 Depends. 362 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,140 If I don't care about him, I don't 363 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:30,600 need to know. 364 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,580 If I care a little, I don't care. 365 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:35,380 If I care a lot, I want to 366 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:35,580 know. 367 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,480 If I care a whole lot, I don't 368 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:37,900 want to know. 369 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:39,700 Does that help? 370 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,920 How could it possibly help? 371 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,980 Hey, Rich, coffee, please? 372 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,100 Oh, in a minute, Becker. 373 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,400 So, anyways, this guy that I'm dating is 374 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,300 really hot. 375 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:53,840 So is mine. 376 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:54,780 So what does your guy do? 377 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:55,980 He works on Wall Street. 378 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,560 So does mine. 379 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:58,520 That's amazing. 380 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, amazing. 381 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,780 So what does your guy look like? 382 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:07,760 He's tall, great looking, and has an incredible 383 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,300 body. 384 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:09,840 Mine, too. 385 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,100 Oh, and he drives this great BMW. 386 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,220 You're kidding. 387 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,340 So does mine. 388 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:18,120 What are the odds, huh, Becker? 389 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,720 A million to one. 390 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,260 Say, let me ask you something, Reg. 391 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,600 What's the name of the guy you're going 392 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:25,860 with? 393 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:26,640 Craig. 394 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,560 Your boyfriend's name is Craig? 395 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,100 Mine, too. 396 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,500 Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 397 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,960 That we should all have dinner together? 398 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,020 Exactly. 399 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,000 Oh, for God's sake. 400 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,480 Don't you see what's going on here? 401 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,900 You're both dating a guy named Craig who 402 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,160 works on Wall Street and drives a BMW. 403 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,240 How stupid can you be? 404 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,100 You're both seeing the same guy. 405 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,480 What? 406 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,820 I thought you should know. 407 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,500 We're dating the same guy? 408 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,340 How do you know? 409 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:11,720 How could I help but know? 410 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,140 I saw him with both of you. 411 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,920 This guy Craig's everywhere I go. 412 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,340 I can't believe this. 413 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,400 He told me I was the love of 414 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:18,920 his life. 415 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,220 That's what he told me. 416 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:21,580 Gee, do you think he might have been 417 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:21,920 lying? 418 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,380 I just don't believe this is happening. 419 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,000 When I think of the parade of freaks 420 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,700 that I've dated and then I finally meet 421 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:32,100 a guy who's handsome and funny and successful 422 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,580 and he's dating someone else. 423 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,700 Oh, I'm such a loser. 424 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:36,400 You? 425 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:37,320 I'm the loser. 426 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:38,540 Do you know how long it's been since 427 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,200 I dated a guy who's allowed to cross 428 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:40,960 state lines? 429 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,420 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 430 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:44,140 Come on, come on. 431 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,520 Let's be fair. 432 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,640 You're both losers. 433 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,480 But it's just because you're both desperate, gullible 434 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,040 women with lousy tastes in men. 435 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,380 Now, can I have some coffee, please? 436 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:54,720 Yes. 437 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,800 How can you be so insensitive? 438 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,180 Me, insensitive? 439 00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,100 What about Craig? 440 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,020 Oh, don't put this on Craig. 441 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,700 You're the one who loves to spread misery. 442 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,280 I bet you couldn't wait to come down 443 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,080 here and tell us. 444 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:05,640 Not true. 445 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:06,740 I waited a whole day. 446 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,280 You knew a whole day and you didn't 447 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:08,920 tell us? 448 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,920 Look, I've been agonizing over this. 449 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,500 I talked to Margaret, I talked to Jake, 450 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,340 I talked to Anita. 451 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,440 Oh, so you told everyone but us. 452 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,880 I told you just now. 453 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,920 Yeah, because you ran out of other people 454 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,500 to tell. 455 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,640 Yeah, Dr. Rucker, thanks. 456 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,480 Jake, why do I even open my mouth? 457 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,520 You know, John, for a change, it's nice 458 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,640 to hear you say that. 459 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,700 What the hell are you doing here? 460 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,960 Landing the space shuttle. 461 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:41,900 What do you think I'm doing? 462 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,720 I'm making a pit stop. 463 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,140 Your office is conveniently located halfway between the 464 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:47,060 apartment and the diner. 465 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,420 Yeah, well, next time, go someplace else, will 466 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:49,520 you? 467 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,800 My office is not a toilet. 468 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,460 Yeah, if you say so. 469 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,580 Oh, and by the way, I think I'm 470 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:57,060 making some headway on the hooker situation. 471 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,380 I'm narrowing it down. 472 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,180 My dog horse is old Mrs. Feldheim. 473 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,060 Oh, that's ridiculous. 474 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,480 Mrs. Feldheim's not a hooker. 475 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,800 Look, I know she doesn't fit the usual 476 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,520 profile, but you don't wear out two hips 477 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,520 without doing something dirty. 478 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,400 I'll keep you posted. 479 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,940 Oh, hey, Margaret, thanks a lot. 480 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,420 Yeah, I took your advice last night and 481 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,940 I told Reggie and Linda about Cray. 482 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,480 How did they take it? 483 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,540 Yeah, would you like to see the bite 484 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:17,380 marks on my ass? 485 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,440 John, I ride the subway to work. 486 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,920 I get that offer every day. 487 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,640 Yeah, well, I should have stayed out of 488 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,800 it like I wanted to, but hey, you 489 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,100 know what? 490 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,540 Not my problem anymore, you know? 491 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,020 It's over. 492 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,460 Everything's back the way I like it. 493 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,820 What, are you totally ignorant of everything? 494 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,540 Hey, works for the president. 495 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,360 Listen, Dr. Becker, about yesterday... 496 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,860 Yeah, look, Linda, it's over. 497 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,260 I really don't want to talk about it. 498 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,040 Well, actually, I just wanted to thank you. 499 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,460 It turns out you did me a favor. 500 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:45,840 Whatever. 501 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,640 Craig and I are gonna stay together. 502 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,580 In fact, we're going out tonight to celebrate. 503 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:50,620 I don't want to know. 504 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,140 Aren't you even listening to me? 505 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,380 That's very true. 506 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,160 See, Craig really wanted to be with me, 507 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:58,680 but he didn't have the heart to break 508 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,480 up with Reggie. 509 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,320 You still don't want to know. 510 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,880 I mean, I feel bad for her and 511 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,740 stuff, because, you know, we're all sisters. 512 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,160 But, uh, I feel extra happy that Craig 513 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,040 chose me because, well, I won. 514 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:09,660 Huh. 515 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,920 Got a minute, Becker? 516 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:16,800 What are you doing here? 517 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,300 Well, I brought you a club sandwich. 518 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,980 You know, just the way you like it. 519 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,820 From the deli down the street? 520 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,480 Wait a minute. 521 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:26,920 Why? 522 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,300 Well, I kind of bit your head off 523 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:29,800 yesterday. 524 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,900 But it turns out you ended up doing 525 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:32,520 me a favor. 526 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,160 It gave Craig a chance to break up 527 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,640 with Linda because he really wanted to be 528 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,080 with me. 529 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,200 So you're still dating Craig? 530 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:40,900 What? 531 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,380 Oh, you have no idea how much I 532 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,260 don't want to know this. 533 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,420 Oh, I understand. 534 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,640 You have to work with Linda. 535 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,580 It's just that thanks to you, I have 536 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,660 Craig all to myself. 537 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,280 In fact, we're gonna go out and celebrate. 538 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:53,900 Yeah, but not tonight, right? 539 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,760 No, he's gotta go see his mom in 540 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,140 Jersey. 541 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,500 It seems like he visits her practically every 542 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,020 other night. 543 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,740 Isn't he just the best? 544 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,480 Yeah, yeah, at what he does, he's the 545 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:05,760 best. 546 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,360 Well, thanks again, Becker. 547 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:09,940 Oh, no. 548 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,300 Why the hell can't people just shut up? 549 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,880 Yeah, Margaret, get in here. 550 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,620 I need to talk to you. 551 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:20,760 Please. 552 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,000 Yeah, you're not gonna believe this. 553 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,420 Reggie and Linda are both dating Craig again. 554 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,360 Shut the door, will you? 555 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:31,060 He's got them both convinced that he dumped 556 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:31,800 the other one. 557 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,060 Damn, he's good. 558 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:33,840 You're telling me? 559 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,780 I mean, I can't even get a cleaning 560 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:36,060 lady. 561 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,800 This guy's got every woman in the Bronx. 562 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,480 Well, then you have got to tell them. 563 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,180 No, no, no, no. 564 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,440 That's how we got into this mess in 565 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,000 the first place. 566 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:42,900 You've got to tell them. 567 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,320 John, I am not gonna do someone else's 568 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:45,960 dirty work. 569 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:47,740 It would be different if I knew it 570 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,280 myself. 571 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,060 Then it would be first-hand knowledge. 572 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,180 But as it stands, all I have is 573 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:52,720 gossip. 574 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,280 You just made that up, too, didn't you? 575 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,560 No, I was prepared this time. 576 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:00,760 Margaret! 577 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:01,980 No, John Becker. 578 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,940 Hey, Dr. Becker, can I leave a little 579 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,319 early? 580 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,079 I've got a date. 581 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,760 Whatever, just don't talk to me anymore. 582 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:11,920 Doctor's office. 583 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:13,520 Hold on. 584 00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:15,940 Linda, Craig Brettler's on the phone. 585 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,819 Oh, tell him I'm on my way. 586 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,800 And that I love him. 587 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,579 She left. 588 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,920 Did she say she was meeting Craig Brettler? 589 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,560 Yeah, she's dating him. 590 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,100 Oh, no. 591 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,060 Oh, don't tell me you're seeing him, too. 592 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,140 Of course not. 593 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,700 I don't date married men. 594 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,120 He's married? 595 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:37,920 Oh, yeah. 596 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,340 Linda, Reggie, and he's got a wife? 597 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,280 I mean, how much abuse does one guy 598 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:44,760 need? 599 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,980 Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 600 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:50,660 Come back here. 601 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,260 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 602 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,760 We both heard that at the same time. 603 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:54,120 That means we have the same information. 604 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:54,720 No, no, no, no. 605 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,520 But it's the person who's the closest to 606 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,080 the source. 607 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:57,440 No, forget it. 608 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:57,760 Forget it. 609 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:58,820 Don't even go there. 610 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:00,520 Tag. 611 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,020 You're in. 612 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,380 Hey, Jake. 613 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,340 So, have you found your lady of the 614 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:12,900 evening yet? 615 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:13,340 No. 616 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,960 And talk about guessing wrong. 617 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,200 I was up at Mrs. Feldheim's place, working 618 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,360 on her closet door, when she walks in 619 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,440 wearing a house dress, open in the back. 620 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,300 Says she has a little arthritis, and could 621 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:23,980 I zip her up? 622 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,060 So? 623 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,000 So. 624 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,860 I ask her how much. 625 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,440 And let's just say, for a lady with 626 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,220 a fake hip, she can really swing that 627 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:32,440 knee. 628 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,560 I'm telling you, Jake, I just gotta know 629 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,140 who the hooker is. 630 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,400 I'm racking my brain. 631 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,100 Yeah, I thought I heard a marble rolling 632 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:39,480 around. 633 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:42,700 Wait a minute. 634 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,200 The answer's been sitting right in front of 635 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,000 me the whole time. 636 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:47,460 Anita! 637 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,940 You're around the building a lot. 638 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:50,760 Do you know who the hooker is? 639 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:53,500 Bob. 640 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,020 Think about it. 641 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:56,240 I sleep all day. 642 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,520 I'm out all night. 643 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,160 And it's not unusual for me to have 644 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,560 two or three dates in a year. 645 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:01,600 Okay, okay, I get it. 646 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,640 You're too busy to help me. 647 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:03,240 I'll do it alone. 648 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,720 Is he for real? 649 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,120 Who would think that? 650 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,680 Sometimes I feel like I'm the biggest sucker 651 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,480 in the world. 652 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,400 I'm the one who's too easy. 653 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,620 I always fall for a smooth talker. 654 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:20,820 Oh, hey, Becker. 655 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:21,460 Coffee? 656 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,240 Yeah, thank you. 657 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,620 So you guys all right, huh? 658 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,360 Oh, yeah. 659 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,320 We're fine. 660 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,360 Oh, good. 661 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,880 Because when I heard that you were both 662 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,760 still dating Craig, I had no idea... 663 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,800 You're still dating him? 664 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:33,920 You're still dating him? 665 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,720 Wait a second. 666 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,460 Didn't Margaret tell you that he's married? 667 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,340 He's married! 668 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,120 Who cares? 669 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,200 You're still dating him? 670 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,160 Wasn't that what you were just both talking 671 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:41,520 about? 672 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,480 How you're a big sucker and you're too 673 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:43,820 easy? 674 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,820 We were talking about the kid who came 675 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,160 in and sold us a bunch of magazine 676 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:47,940 subscriptions. 677 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:50,180 Oh. 678 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,380 You guys know something different with your hair? 679 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,540 It's fabulous. 680 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,860 If you knew Craig was married, why didn't 681 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:57,700 you tell us? 682 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,300 How could you not say something? 683 00:19:59,520 --> 00:19:59,780 Oh, what? 684 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,860 You're going to try to turn this on 685 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:01,260 me again? 686 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,180 I don't think so. 687 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,500 Look, let's get something straight. 688 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,800 In the future, I don't want to know 689 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,160 anything. 690 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:08,620 If either of you have any secrets, I 691 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:09,140 don't want to know. 692 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:10,940 If either of you think they have something 693 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,460 that I might like to know, I don't 694 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:12,880 want to know. 695 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,460 In fact, if anything happens to anybody, any 696 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,900 place, any time, please don't tell me because 697 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,960 as I may have mentioned, I don't want 698 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,500 to know! 699 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,220 You know whose fault this is? 700 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,400 You know, when you come right down to 701 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,580 it, it's Margaret, that big mouth, busybody. 702 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,140 You know, she just... 703 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,200 She's the one who told me to get 704 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,600 involved with this in the first place. 705 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,240 You know, she's really brave when she's pushing 706 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,880 other people around, but you know, when it's 707 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,300 her turn to tell you guys something, where 708 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,060 the hell is she? 709 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,740 Right behind you. 710 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,940 Now that, I would have liked to have 711 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,140 known. 42680

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