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- Previously, on "You"...
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There are no recent pictures
of your dad
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because he's dead.
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He OD'd, and you were
the one that found him.
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You started a few poems
about that day,
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but you never finished them.
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- I have one just like this.
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It was my dad's.
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- This is the red ladle story?
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It's okay, Beck.
I'm going to help you
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get the life you deserve.
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You fall for the wrong men.
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You have questionable taste
in friends.
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And that Peach
is the worst.
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I just need to know
who you really are,
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besides a broke poetry student
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in a subsidized apartment
you could never afford.
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What you really need
is someone to save you.
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Let me help you, Beck.
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- Beck, is it? Blythe.
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- I read one of your essays
in the "Review" last month
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and it was so illuminating.
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- That's funny.
There's a book missing.
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Joe was looking at it
at my party.
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- Tonight, I show you
I'm the one.
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You want it down and dirty?
You got it.
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[moaning]
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- Did you just--
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- [moaning]
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[sighs]
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- Did you just--
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- [sighs]
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Ah.
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- What was that?
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Eight seconds?
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Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump
just took Pennsylvania" look.
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Say something. Say...
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"Happens all the time, NBD."
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No, you'll sound
like a slut.
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You could say,
"Let's order food."
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Move past it.
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Is Grey Dog open late?
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[phone buzzes]
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Oh, thank God!
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Um, I should--
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Shit.
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Ugh, you idiot.
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Why did you tell him you were
available this weekend?
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Why don't you think?
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Well, go.
The Captain calls, you answer.
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You know how this works.
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He paid for the bed
you just got laid on.
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Or whatever that was.
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And your phone bill.
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Good girl.
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
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[sighs]
[phone buzzes]
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- [sighs] Seriously?
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- Seriously?
[phone buzzes]
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[phone chimes]
- Hey, Beck,
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I'm gonna
run to the store.
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- Shit, Joe.
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Probably thinks you're
hiding in here.
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Uh, hold on a second.
I'll be right out.
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[phone buzzes]
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Oh, God. Please stop.
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They're just words, Beck.
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Tell him what
he wants to hear.
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[door opens, closes]
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[inhales deeply]
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Oh, no.
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Joe?
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Ugh, Beck.
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You're a disaster.
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[sighs]
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Last night.
Eight second sex. Joe.
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[light music]
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♪
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If you're gonna act
like a whore,
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may as well look like one.
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♪
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[phone dings]
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- You just have a magic poon.
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#yonitoogood
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- Thanks, that's helpful.
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[ding]
- Is he big?
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- Is he big?
Oh, my God.
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Why are you even asking them?
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Can you for once just have
your own opinion, Beck?
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- Got pix?
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With the bun?
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- You're not helping.
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[ding]
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- Is he worth it?
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- Is he worth it?
[sighs] There we go.
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Good question.
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Is he?
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- Annika wouldn't know
a good dick
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if you hit her
over the head with it.
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- It's not like it doesn't
happen to tons of guys.
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I mean, Benji used to nod off
while going down on me.
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- I thought we weren't
talking about Benji anymore.
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- We're not.
He's dead to me.
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I'm just merely
using him as a reference.
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- Benji didn't work retail.
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- Joe works in a book store.
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- A hop, skip and
a bad haircut away
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from selling men's leather
bracelets at a Club Monaco.
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Becks, love yourself.
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Ghost him already.
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- Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
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but we are all clear.
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- Are you saying
I don't have bed bugs?
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- I didn't find a one.
- [laughs]
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Would you like to see
the 22 bites on my ass?
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- Uh--
- Don't answer that.
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They're there.
Go find them.
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Go find them!
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Ugh. Wonder how he is
with finding rare books?
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- Joe did not take
your "Wizard of Oz."
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- "Ozma of Oz."
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And who said anything
about Joe?
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That's it. I'm booking a room
at the Mandarin Oriental,
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and you're coming with.
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- I would so love to,
but I can't.
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I , um--
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I am going to a writer's
retreat in Rockland.
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- Since when?
- She knows when you're lying.
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Since I wrote this piece
in workshop
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that everyone called "treacly."
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- Ugh. Tell me you're
not writing
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another dead puppy thing
as a metaphor
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for your dad dying.
- I--
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- What? That's completely
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what it's really about.
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Look, I'm just saying,
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stop killing puppies.
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Write fresh. You know, there's
so much more inside of you.
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Who are you now, Beckalish?
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Hm?
- I thought it was
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a good piece.
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- Aw.
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Sorry, boo boo.
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Okay, go.
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[sighs]
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Find that brilliant
bad ass inside of you
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and believe in her.
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I know I do.
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- Literally the most
supportive she's ever been
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about your writing,
and you're lying to her face.
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You are the worst friend.
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- Aw, there they are.
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[sighs]
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Wait a minute,
why do you need these
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if you're going
on a writer's retreat?
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- What? So it's look hot
or be a writer?
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♪
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You could just leave.
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You could, you know,
cut the cord,
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take off the yolk.
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Bon voyage, Captain.
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You're a coward.
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Britney got through
2007, though, right?
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♪
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Maybe this is what you need
to find your inner bad ass.
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Maybe Emily Dickinson
had it right.
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"The solitary prowess
of a silent life."
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♪
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What is it with motel rooms
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and you wanting
to dive into your panties?
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He is always late.
And you're frustrated.
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Plus, after last night,
you're owed one.
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Oh, Joe.
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You seriously
need to call him.
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♪
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[horn honking]
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Has he been working out?
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[tense music]
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♪
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It's two days.
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You got this.
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- [moaning]
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[sighs]
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- Did you just--
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- You should be screaming
my name right now.
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Digging your nails
into my back.
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You expected me to please you,
get you off.
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But you didn't scream
and my back is not bleeding
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and you definitely
did not get off.
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You don't even know
what to say, do you?
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You must be mortified.
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[phone buzzes]
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Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck.
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The hell have I done?
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[phone buzzing]
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- [sighs] Seriously?
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- You're already telling
whoever that is.
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I've reduced myself
to an anecdote.
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Mr. Quick Draw.
The Minuteman.
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Being generous.
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Don't let it be Peach.
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The Captain?
[phone chimes]
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The hell is this?
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What?
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Obviously, you don't love him.
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- Love ya!
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[door slams]
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[tense tone]
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♪
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- Love ya.
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Love ya?
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You never said that
to Benji.
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And look what had to
happen to him.
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Beck, just when I think
we're getting somewhere--
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Yeah, so here,
you're sacrificing a hardcover
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but you're getting greater
textual accuracy
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than any previous edition.
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It's the final word
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on the Tolkein trilogy.
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- Thank you so much.
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My dick reduced
to cartoon food items.
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This is my nightmare.
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A hot dog. I'll take it.
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Yes, with the bun.
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Tell her, Beck.
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Go on. Listen to your gut.
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Joe's the one.
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- Yes, worth it. K.
One more shot.
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- Not like there was
any real doubt.
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[ding]
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Outfit? Are you kidding me?
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- Just got it.
Hope you like.
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♪
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- You do all this for him?
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[ding]
- Christoph's party -
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Montauk tonight. U in?
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- Can't. Gotta write.
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- You even lie to your friends
about this guy.
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What the hell?
[ding]
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And you've been confirmed
at the Seahorse Motel.
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[dark music]
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Ethan.
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I need you to close tonight.
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- Oh, man, I'd love to,
but I gotta split soon.
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Rastiche, my Balalaika
teacher is holding
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a master class tonight.
- Wasn't a question.
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I'm sorry. I have an
appointment out of town.
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Beck, I should be
your captain.
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[tense music]
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♪
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[horn honking]
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[door opens]
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It can't be.
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How old is he?
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If only I could tell you
I'm here.
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You don't need to do this,
whatever this is.
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It's not too late
to stop it.
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- So good to see you, hon.
- Yeah, you too, Dad.
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- Dad?
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♪
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- The place belongs
to a couple from church.
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There are plenty of rooms
and it's--
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it's ours right through
New Year's.
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Sounds like
a pretty cool place.
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- Even has a hot tub
out on the patio.
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Though if... [laughs]
I know Nancy,
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00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,689
she won't let the
kids near it.
268
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,561
- She doesn't normally
want the kids near me either,
269
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:00,954
but here we are.
270
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,870
- I really think you'd love it
up there, honey.
271
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,306
- Yeah, um--
272
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:09,832
I don't know my schedule
that far out, unfortunately.
273
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,617
- Of course. I--I--
274
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,315
I understand.
275
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,665
- And you wonder why
he asks for more.
276
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,841
Um--
277
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,017
But I'll totally check
and I'll let you know
278
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,193
as soon as possible.
279
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,858
What? Is it too much
for a Dickens festival?
280
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,904
- No, no. I mean--
281
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:41,951
It's just some people
may find it, you know--
282
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,954
- How is Nancy?
283
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,872
[dramatic music]
284
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:55,182
♪
285
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,881
- Why is he your secret, Beck?
286
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,102
[lively string music]
287
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,756
- "Has only one fault
that I know of.
288
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,847
"And it happens, unfortunately,
that that single blemish
289
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,500
"is a want of taste.
290
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,632
She don't like me."
291
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,722
[laughter]
292
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,290
- Pretty great, huh, sweetie?
293
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,596
- Yeah, it's, uh, amazing.
294
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,904
Amazing this many people
are fans of contrived plotting
295
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,079
and melodrama.
296
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,602
If they even read Dickens.
297
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,082
More likely they couldn't
pass up
298
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,127
an excuse to day drink.
299
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,955
- How's your mom?
300
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,913
- Um--uh, she's actually--
301
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:31,914
she's on a cruise.
302
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,002
But she's great.
303
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,351
Riddled with anxiety,
304
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,700
low self-esteem,
on antidepressants,
305
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,006
dating men so safe
and boring
306
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,051
she must wanna scream
307
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,704
But don't worry.
308
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,055
You abandoning her
didn't scar her at all.
309
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,970
- How about your brother?
How's he doing?
310
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,928
- Uh, you know, works a lot.
311
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,452
Anya, too.
But they seem happy.
312
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:51,020
According to Facebook.
313
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,935
- And how's school going?
314
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,937
- It's great, actually. I'm--
315
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,157
I'm just working on
building my portfolio.
316
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,289
It's--it's more than just
that first book.
317
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,161
[phone buzzing]
You really need the second
318
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,337
if you're going--
- Hey, where are you guys?
319
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,381
- [sighs]
320
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,209
Beck, you're such an asshole.
321
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,951
"Love me, Daddy.
I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy."
322
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,171
God, just shut up forever.
323
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,999
- There they are.
324
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,044
[upbeat music]
325
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,003
- Oh, my God.
326
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,179
She's actually gotten
more smug.
327
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,832
- Beck, look,
I have a cane.
328
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,530
- Yes, you do.
329
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,141
Look at you guys.
330
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,143
- You look...pretty.
331
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,318
- Stop hating them.
332
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,580
They're just kids.
333
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,973
None of it's their fault.
334
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,062
Aw, thanks, Mia.
So do you.
335
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:37,110
- Guinevere, how are you?
336
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,503
Mm.
- Great. I love your dress.
337
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,984
- Not necessarily
you in it, but--
338
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,159
- I bought you something.
339
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,465
Just couldn't resist.
340
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:48,077
- No, she's not.
- Ohh. [gasps]
341
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,253
Oh, it's perfect.
342
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,734
Oh, um-- [clears throat]
343
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,649
[whispering]
You're slipping a bit, dear.
344
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:58,087
- Touch me again, crazy pants.
I dare you.
345
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,262
Thank you.
346
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,047
[tense music]
347
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:04,137
- Play a game?
348
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,270
- You really are capable
of keeping a secret.
349
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,620
Four, by my count.
350
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,146
Who the hell are you, Beck?
351
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,196
[laughter]
- Hi, there.
352
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,068
Hey! That's a boy.
- Oh! First try.
353
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,199
- You're a natural.
354
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,896
[clattering]
- Yo!
355
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,074
- Two down.
356
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,597
- What an arm on him.
357
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,426
I know. I--I know I'm
embarrassing, I know.
358
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,994
Babe, just get a shot
for the blog.
359
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,126
- Ooh!
- [screams]
360
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,998
- If I wasn't so
blinded by love,
361
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,564
I would've seen the secrets
362
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,784
right in front of me,
waiting to be uncovered.
363
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,352
Captain Beck.
AKA, The Captain.
364
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:49,747
AKA, Edward Martin Beck.
365
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,271
The addict part was true,
I see.
366
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,881
But he never died,
which he credits
367
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,839
to his friends in
the NA fellowship
368
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,190
out of St. James Church.
369
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,279
It was there that he
not only conquered his demons
370
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,237
but also met church rep
and divorcée,
371
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,152
Nancy Whitesell.
372
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:07,548
AKA, "The Christian News'"
Mommy Blogger of the Year.
373
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,898
"If Ned can do it,
so can you."
374
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,160
He became a feature
in her blog.
375
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,075
Then, her life.
376
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,426
Less than a year,
they were married.
377
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,733
He really landed himself
the perfect family.
378
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,431
If your step-mother
is to be believed.
379
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,346
But what about you, Beck.
380
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,088
Where do you fit
into all this?
381
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:30,092
♪
382
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,879
[brass band music]
383
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,838
- [sighs]
384
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,542
Your father has come
such a long way.
385
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,327
He worked hard for it, too.
386
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,806
- You're barking up
the wrong tree, lady,
387
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,112
if you think
I'm gonna sit here
388
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,244
and validate that man.
389
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,160
Yeah, he's, uh--
he's lucky to have you.
390
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,726
- Hm.
391
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,946
Just goes to show you
what a good Christian household
392
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,687
and loving family can do.
393
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,689
- She did not just suggest
if you were more Christian
394
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,344
he wouldn't have abandoned you
for a crack pipe.
395
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,347
- Mommy, come watch me.
396
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,828
- Excuse me, my dear.
397
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,398
- [sighs]
398
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,359
- [sighs]
399
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,056
Your dad talk to you yet?
400
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,059
- She's so her mother,
only less subtle.
401
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,844
Talk to me about--
- Well, he's supposed to
402
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:30,500
tell you he can't
send money anymore.
403
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,807
But he's gonna help you
find a better job first.
404
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,766
[sighs] Mom doesn't think
he should wait.
405
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,942
She's so cranky.
406
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,163
It's the hormones.
407
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,253
Oh. I wasn't supposed
to tell you,
408
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,517
but she's pregnant.
409
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,171
That's why they're
fighting about it.
410
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,825
- Great. That's great.
411
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,784
He's starting a new family.
412
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:58,528
Because fixing the one he had
obviously wasn't an option.
413
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:02,489
Why would he ever do that?
414
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,971
I'm going to find a bathroom.
I'll be right back.
415
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:14,065
♪
416
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,722
Can I get another
Timber Doodle?
417
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,083
Uh! Bitch.
418
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:35,086
[rock music]
419
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:42,181
♪
420
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,360
- Hi. Is Joe Goldberg
working today?
421
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,971
- Joe Goldberg is not
working today.
422
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,886
But, uh, I'm Ethan.
423
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,323
And you would be--
- Looking for Joe.
424
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,630
Expect him anytime soon?
- I do not.
425
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,067
Uh, relatively speaking.
Joe's out of town.
426
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,156
But is there anything
I can help you find?
427
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,071
- Possibly.
I'm in the market
428
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,552
for a first-edition copy
of "Ozma of Oz."
429
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,076
- Oh, that's a pretty rare
critter.
430
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,338
Uh, not sure we have it.
431
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,774
See, books of
that pedigree we keep
432
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,255
under lock and key
downstairs.
433
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,605
- And you don't have the key?
434
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,694
- Well, normally
I have the key.
435
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,479
But I just don't
have it right now.
436
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,221
Uh, Joe left with it. He just
forgot to give it to me.
437
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,049
- And where is Joe?
438
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,530
[cell phone ringing]
439
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,576
- I thought I was supposed
to be writing.
440
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,273
- Are you with Eight Seconds?
441
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,406
- No, I told you.
I'm on a retreat.
442
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,059
- Is he with you?
443
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,148
[cell phone buzzes]
444
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,846
- What is it, Ethan?
- Hey, bro.
445
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,848
Uh, I know you didn't
wanna be interrupted,
446
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,763
but, uh, this chick
was just in asking about
447
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,635
a first ed. "Ozma of Oz."
- What are you talking about?
448
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,768
- Joe's there, in Nyack.
449
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,988
- What did she look like?
- Uh, 25-ish, brunette,
450
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,035
kinda hot, but you know,
maybe that's like a type thing.
451
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,428
- Peach Salinger.
452
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,473
- Are you lying to me?
- Of course you are,
453
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,692
that's what you do,
454
00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,736
lie so your life
looks better.
455
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,086
Peach, I'm--I'm not lying.
456
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,524
I told you,
I'm here to write. I--
457
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,960
I can't deal
with this right now
458
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,658
I promise I'll call you.
- And you told her I'm here?
459
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,095
- I'm sorry, man.
Did I screw up or--
460
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,446
- You'll know I'm here.
You may already know.
461
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,492
- Hey, you. Oh, sorry.
462
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,450
So sorry.
463
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,452
- How is this explainable?
464
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,455
Do I run?
Shit, shit, shit.
465
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,458
[light music]
466
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:32,552
♪
467
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,121
- Joe?
468
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,340
- Beck?
469
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,081
What are you doing here?
470
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,872
[fiddle music]
471
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,267
- That's true, you are
a book seller, aren't you?
472
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,879
- Sadly, I humiliate myself
like this annually.
473
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:59,535
- Mm. Well, this is kinda
working for ya.
474
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,667
- You mock.
- [laughs]
475
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,539
- It's--it's fair.
476
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,628
[sighs]
477
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,589
I'm--I'm lying.
I'm lying to you right now.
478
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,808
- Excuse me?
- I knew you were here.
479
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,158
I wasn't happy with how
we left things.
480
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,551
And apparently,
neither were you,
481
00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:16,639
seeing as how you were
482
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:18,467
hiding out in the bathroom.
- I--I--
483
00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,121
I wasn't hiding, I swear.
484
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,428
- We can at least agree
that I may
485
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,604
have left you a little wanting.
486
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,475
- Yeah--
- So, you're saying you did
487
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,347
want it to last
longer than eight seconds?
488
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,566
- No! I mean--yeah.
As in--
489
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,394
- Wait, I thought
it was a race.
490
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,178
Didn't I win?
491
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,093
No. Um--
492
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:39,401
I just--I thought it'd be nice
if I came and surprised you.
493
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,621
And not leave you with...
494
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,928
that memory of me for too long.
495
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,628
- How did you, um--
496
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,369
How did you know I was here?
497
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,154
- Oh, well, you posted
a nature shot this morning.
498
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,939
See that little restaurant sign
in the background?
499
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,551
Apparently, Pops and Millie's
ain't a chain.
500
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,466
- Mm, shocking.
Really should be.
501
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,119
- Yeah.
502
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,817
So I Googled it
and I saw all the information
503
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,427
about the festival
and I figured
504
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:06,776
this was probably why
you were in the area.
505
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:07,908
And by the way,
this outfit
506
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,431
is really working on you, too.
507
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,259
- Ohh.
508
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,435
Um--
509
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:14,610
[sighs]
510
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:18,092
Can you hold on
for just one second?
511
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,704
- Hey, sweetie.
Cooper's kinda hitting a wall.
512
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,576
We were gonna head back
and rest up before dinner.
513
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,404
- Oh, okay. I'll find my own
514
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,101
ride back to the hotel, so--
515
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,669
- And who is this
handsome gentleman?
516
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:32,541
- Sorry, this is--
this is Joe.
517
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,370
He works at a book store
I go to in the city.
518
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,328
- Well, hey, Joe.
519
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:39,635
- This is my wife, Nancy.
I'm--I'm Ned, Beck's dad.
520
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,203
- Hi.
- Hey, nice to meet you both.
521
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,771
- You're welcome to join us
for dinner, Joe.
522
00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,861
- Yes! Totally.
If you can.
523
00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:50,690
[sighs]
- I--I'd love to.
524
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,432
- We'll see you then.
525
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,696
- Okay, uh--
526
00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:57,958
I can explain.
527
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,874
Um--
528
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:01,744
[sighs]
529
00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:04,225
One day, when I was, um, 12,
530
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:07,707
I got home from school
before my brother and sister.
531
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,578
My mom was at work.
532
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:13,539
So I go into the basement
to play "Mario Brothers"
533
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:17,456
And I, uh--I find...
534
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,632
my father...
535
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:23,766
unconscious, with a needle
in his arm.
536
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,641
I thought he was dead.
537
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,599
- I'm so sorry
538
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:31,644
you had to go through that.
539
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:34,342
- I mean, he survived it.
540
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:38,651
And--which, of course,
was this amazing thing.
541
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:41,958
So when he disappeared on us
because he relapsed,
542
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,699
I just--
543
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:45,962
I couldn't believe it.
544
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:51,533
Right then and there,
I decided he was dead.
545
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,362
Which is why I told you he was,
which is...
546
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:55,711
[sighs]
547
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,932
totally wrong, I mean,
who does that?
548
00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:02,544
[chuckles] The first deep,
personal thing
549
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,372
I tell you is a total lie.
550
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:06,592
- Well, hang on. That's--
551
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,768
- No, I get it if you
are horrified
552
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,596
and think I'm a total fraud
and liar
553
00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,598
and want nothing to do with me.
554
00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:15,557
- After everything
you've been through?
555
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,645
I get it.
556
00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,300
I'm sorry.
557
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,259
- [chuckles]
558
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,523
You're sorry?
559
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527
- I am.
560
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,966
- Anyway, I was--
I was at Brown
561
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,795
and he tracked me down
to say he had gotten clean.
562
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,797
And then he says
he wants to help
563
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,278
with my school
and some of my bills.
564
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:45,718
Like dad amends.
So I bury my resentment
565
00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:47,807
and start having
lunches with him
566
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,897
and doing stupid
shit like this.
567
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,508
Playing the dutiful daughter.
568
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:57,381
Enduring this nauseatingly
perfect new family of his.
569
00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:00,167
- I'm sure they're not perfect.
- Believe me,
570
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,256
they are.
- Well, I guess
571
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:04,650
I'll find out tonight.
- No. [laughs]
572
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,216
I'm not subjecting you to that.
573
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,045
I'll just--I'll tell them
you had to go back.
574
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,308
Book emergency.
- I'd be on board,
575
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,789
but that would be
so un-Victorian of me.
576
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,575
The virtuous maiden
is supposed to be rescued
577
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,839
by the dashing,
sometimes broody
578
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,797
altogether charming hero.
- [laughs]
579
00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:25,453
And who is that? Is that--
is that meant to be you?
580
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:26,759
[laughter]
581
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:27,803
- But that boat,
she can take it.
582
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:28,761
You know.
- No, no, I know,
583
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,936
I know it well.
584
00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,198
I don't know
if Beck's told you,
585
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:32,460
but I captained
the Nantucket Ferry
586
00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:33,679
for 16 years.
587
00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:34,810
- I did not know--
see, now,
588
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:35,898
I feel like I've been telling
589
00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:37,683
Mickey Mantle
how to hold a bat.
590
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:38,771
- Oh, please.
591
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:39,989
- Do you sail, too?
592
00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:41,600
- Oh, God, no.
Never had the patience for it.
593
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,819
- Oh, Dad, you know your way
around a sailboat.
594
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,734
- Well, enough to know
that I'm all thumbs.
595
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,040
Yeah, I've been out
a couple times.
596
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,608
- You don't remember
the renters next door?
597
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,653
They had that Sunfish
they let you take out.
598
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:55,396
The Murphys. Their cars were
always blocking the driveway.
599
00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:57,833
- How's life in
the big city, dear?
600
00:26:57,877 --> 00:27:00,401
- It's great.
Thanks for asking.
601
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:02,751
Oh, and we broke our
centerboard that one time.
602
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:05,362
And--and the current took us,
like, halfway to Long Island.
603
00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:07,538
- Eh--what'd I say?
Not much of a sailor.
604
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,802
- [laughs] But you do,
you remember it, right?
605
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,542
I mean, it was pouring.
606
00:27:11,586 --> 00:27:14,633
I learned every swear word
in the book that day.
607
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,593
- I don't think he remembers,
dear.
608
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,683
- I think he can
speak for himself, Nancy.
609
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,686
God, you know, you don't--
you don't have to protect him.
610
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,427
Okay, he's--he's not a child.
611
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,821
[silverware clanks]
- You're one to talk.
612
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,692
- Excuse me?
- You invest nothing
613
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,520
in this family.
614
00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:33,913
Nothing.
615
00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,784
Not even a call
to your father on his birthday.
616
00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,003
- You know what? Stop.
617
00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,569
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
618
00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,963
- 'Cause your father--
he's just an ATM to you.
619
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:43,183
Right, Beck?
- Uh, please,
620
00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:44,793
let's not do this.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
621
00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:46,360
And what is he to you?
622
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,492
A feature for your blog
so you can brag
623
00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:50,886
how you lifted him
out of the pits of despair?
624
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:53,584
News flash!
He was sober when you met him.
625
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:54,934
I was in the pits with him.
626
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,937
And not because
I wasn't Christian enough.
627
00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,461
You didn't save him.
628
00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:01,549
You think he'll fall over
629
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,072
if you pull your hand
out of his ass?
630
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:06,075
- Guinevere! Enough.
- [sighs]
631
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,294
- What the hell
are you looking at?
632
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,556
- Guinevere.
- Do not talk
633
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,775
to my daughter that way.
634
00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,820
- Okay, whatever.
I'm done.
635
00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:13,779
Oh, and, um...
636
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,737
congrats on the baby.
637
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,783
How blessed you all are.
638
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:19,654
[slams table]
639
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,657
[dark tone]
640
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,965
♪
641
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,291
- Do you want him dead?
642
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,296
- What?
643
00:28:56,343 --> 00:29:00,129
- Kinda feels like
you and he...
644
00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:01,783
have some unresolved stuff.
645
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:05,569
Believe me, I'm king
of unresolved family issues.
646
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:09,399
I know what people splitting
feels like.
647
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:10,705
[sighs]
648
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,882
I just wonder if, uh--
649
00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:16,406
Look, he's here.
He's alive.
650
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:20,541
Use that as an opportunity
to talk to him.
651
00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:26,112
Or, uh, you're a writer.
652
00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,591
Could be helpful
to write about him.
653
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:30,769
Cathartic, too.
- What are you doing?
654
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:31,900
- N-nothing--I don't--
655
00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,032
- Do you hear yourself
right now?
656
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,294
I mean, who the hell are you
657
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,036
to tell me that
I have daddy issues.
658
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,211
You don't even know me.
659
00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:39,473
- Hey, Beck, hang--
hang--hang on--
660
00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:41,127
- Just go.
661
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:44,608
Leave me alone.
I'm serious.
662
00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:48,917
[sighs]
663
00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:56,272
♪
664
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:10,939
- Hey, hon.
665
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:13,289
We're gonna get going.
666
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:18,860
- Cool, um--
667
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:22,864
Thanks for dinner.
668
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,910
- This should cover the room.
669
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,492
- It's hard for me
to see you with them.
670
00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:46,018
I keep waiting
for you to be you again.
671
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,889
- Well, this is me, Guinevere.
672
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,891
- No, it's not. You were--
673
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,110
- Reckless.
674
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,241
And out of control.
675
00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:54,896
And, honey,
you were a kid, you--
676
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,724
You didn't see
what was going on.
677
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,726
- Yes--
678
00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:00,467
yes, I did.
679
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,774
And you were more
than just an addict.
680
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,561
I miss you.
681
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:14,568
[sighs] Whatever.
682
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:17,179
You know, I tell people
that you're dead.
683
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:22,968
Kinda feels like you did die
that day in the basement.
684
00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,971
[somber music]
685
00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:27,015
♪
686
00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:29,800
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
687
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,109
- You were a good sailor.
688
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,163
- Well, maybe you can
tell me about it sometime.
689
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:46,992
Maybe in Vermont.
690
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,559
Over Christmas.
691
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,825
- Like I said,
I'll have to let you know.
692
00:31:57,132 --> 00:32:04,444
♪
693
00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:14,106
[somber pop music]
694
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:18,023
♪
695
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:20,112
[sighs]
696
00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:27,206
♪
697
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:42,917
[sighs]
698
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,701
On the plywood
over the bay window,
699
00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:47,574
we spray paint taunts
at Hurricane Isabel.
700
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:50,011
Cow her into a tropical storm.
701
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:54,363
Her moon tide, though,
carries your beach chair away.
702
00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:01,022
Sea glass and Springsteen.
703
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:04,591
The beached whale,
the silent walk home.
704
00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:08,247
The grill that doesn't start
on the Fourth of July.
705
00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:13,817
♪
706
00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:18,083
The woman at the drug store
you hit on who isn't Mom.
707
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:21,086
The renters
blocking the drive.
708
00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:25,003
The string of my sweatshirt
I gnaw on.
709
00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:29,094
Morning sun over Wauwinet.
710
00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:31,487
The red ladle over the pan.
711
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:34,099
Your wrist, the perfect cant.
712
00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:36,449
[phone buzzes]
713
00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:41,628
You leave for the 8:20 to
Hyannis with one commandment.
714
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:45,023
Get the batter off the ladle
while it's wet.
715
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,417
[sighs]
716
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,207
The ladle's left in the sink.
717
00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,167
Mom lets it soak.
718
00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:01,300
Leave it, she says.
719
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:04,390
You go away,
and we come home.
720
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,262
And what's left of you.
It loosens.
721
00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:09,830
And the water
carries it away.
722
00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:16,924
♪
723
00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:22,103
[water running]
724
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,627
[phone buzzes]
725
00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:29,110
[phone buzzing]
726
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:36,770
♪
727
00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:39,077
[phone buzzes]
728
00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:49,609
[sighs]
729
00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:58,661
♪
730
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:00,489
[knocking]
731
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:03,101
[inhales, exhales]
732
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,277
[locks unlatching]
733
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:10,804
♪
734
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:17,245
They say girls with daddy
issues are really good in bed.
735
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,725
- Mm.
736
00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:24,513
♪
737
00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:28,865
- I like who I am
with you, Joe.
738
00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:33,348
- ♪ You can see it
in my eyes ♪
739
00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:35,742
♪ On the level
740
00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:39,006
♪ Comin' out of nowhere
741
00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:43,184
♪
742
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,534
- Mm, mm--sorry I didn't call.
743
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,884
Is it okay if I come in?
744
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,934
- ♪ I'm rebel
745
00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:58,199
♪ Take a breath
and say a prayer ♪
746
00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,853
- Ah! [laughs]
747
00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:03,291
- ♪ You play your game,
I take my time ♪
748
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,814
- Ahh!
749
00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:08,340
- ♪ You take your aim
750
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:12,344
♪ Commit your crime
751
00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:14,433
- Ahh!
752
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:17,479
- Oh!
- [laughs] Ah!
753
00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:19,960
Too rough for you, Goldberg?
754
00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:21,222
- Not at all.
755
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,442
- ♪ I'm a rebel
756
00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:28,142
♪ Comin' out of nowhere
757
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,578
- Uh!
- Yeah!
758
00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:33,800
- ♪ Take a breath
and say a prayer ♪
759
00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:37,107
- [sighing]
760
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:42,504
[sighs] I want you, Joe.
761
00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:47,205
- ♪ Comin' out of no--rebel
762
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:50,469
♪ Comin' out of no--
rebel ♪
763
00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:53,167
♪ Comin' out of no--
764
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,344
♪ Comin' out
of no-- ♪
765
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,085
[both moan]
766
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:03,438
[upbeat, light music]
767
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:05,658
♪
768
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,442
- [sighs]
769
00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:14,536
♪
770
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,280
- Hey, stranger.
771
00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,630
- Ohh.
772
00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:23,284
- You drool in your sleep.
773
00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,504
So cute.
774
00:37:25,547 --> 00:37:27,375
- Were you watching me?
775
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:30,030
- Maybe.
776
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:32,337
- Uh-oh. Stalker.
777
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:35,035
- Learn from the best.
778
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:40,997
[sentimental music]
779
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:46,089
♪
780
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,962
[both laugh]
781
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:52,270
- How--how did you
figure out where I live?
782
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,401
- [sighs]
783
00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:56,404
The bearded guy
from the bookstore.
784
00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,493
- Oh.
785
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,717
Mm, you taste like maple syrup.
786
00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:12,507
- Mm, wait.
- What?
787
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,814
- [sighs]
788
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:20,602
I have to apologize
about our talk.
789
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:23,213
I was a hostile goose.
790
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:24,563
- A hostile goose?
791
00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,565
- Yeah, geese are total dicks.
792
00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,349
But, uh, no, seriously.
793
00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:32,179
You called me on my shit,
794
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,834
and I took it really poorly.
795
00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:37,402
Because, um--well, because
796
00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:39,360
you were totally right,
and I didn't wanna hear it
797
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,622
and I'm sorry.
798
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,407
- Like you said,
we barely know each other.
799
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,278
And here I was, trying--
- You really don't think
800
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,801
we know each other?
801
00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:48,413
I mean, I was just--I was angry
when I said that and--
802
00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:51,372
- Look...
803
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:55,942
sometimes I could swear
I've known you forever.
804
00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,552
But in the grand scheme
of things,
805
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,380
Not long enough
806
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:00,686
for me to be commenting
807
00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:02,252
on your relationship
with your father.
808
00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:03,689
- Oh, you were just trying
to help me see
809
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:06,431
that I'm full of shit.
[laughs]
810
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:08,433
And you were sweet.
811
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:12,393
Uh, it's funny. I feel like
every guy I date is--
812
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,656
they're either messes--
like my dad was--
813
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,310
or they're like my dad is now,
814
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:21,010
trying to be something
that they think they should.
815
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,447
Or they're me.
816
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:24,405
Both a mess and a fraud.
817
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:25,667
- You're not a fraud.
818
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:28,670
- So just a mess?
- No, not more than anyone.
819
00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,891
- But then there is you.
820
00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:34,589
I mean, you're not trying to be
anything than what you are.
821
00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:37,157
You're just you.
There's not an ounce
822
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,506
of falseness in you.
823
00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:42,031
I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo
and you own starch.
824
00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:44,556
And I like how you don't care
about dumb shit
825
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,601
like posting your life online.
826
00:39:46,645 --> 00:39:49,343
I mean, it's--
it's a revelation.
827
00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:55,218
Do you know how many selfies
I've taken on the toilet?
828
00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:56,394
A lot.
829
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,439
[laughs]
830
00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:03,444
Okay, instead of sitting here,
831
00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,532
watching you judge me,
832
00:40:04,576 --> 00:40:06,360
I'm gonna go pee.
- No.
833
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,448
I'm not--
834
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,582
- And try not to take
a selfie.
835
00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,454
[door closes]
836
00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:14,673
- What are the chances
837
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,457
I'm getting a follow-up
review?
838
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:20,635
[upbeat pop music]
839
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,638
- ♪ Heaven
840
00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:28,164
♪ I'm in heaven
841
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:32,604
- Apparently
I've redeemed myself.
842
00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:34,083
Far be it for me to stop you
843
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,869
from shouting it
from the rooftops.
844
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:42,483
Plus, I guess it is nice
to hear it from your friends.
845
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,137
Even if not all of them
846
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,313
can share in your happiness.
847
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:49,577
♪
848
00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,405
It's really too bad
849
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,885
the one whose approval
you crave most
850
00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,539
isn't my biggest fan.
851
00:40:54,582 --> 00:41:01,894
♪
852
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:09,684
Fortunately, Paco's a
remarkably quick reader.
853
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,773
I can return the book I,
of course,
854
00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:14,733
never had any intention
of keeping.
855
00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:17,213
And if that's not enough,
856
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:21,174
if Peach still
has a problem...
857
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:23,132
well, every relationship has
858
00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:26,179
its obstacles to
overcome, right?
859
00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:29,225
I won't let her get
in the way of us, Beck.
860
00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:30,488
I won't.
861
00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:33,273
- ♪ I'm in heaven
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