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- "Will & Grace"
is recorded in front of
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a live studio audience.
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[both laughing]
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- Who doesn't love
a wedding?
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- The look on Will
and Grace's face
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when his mother
and her father said "I do"
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was priceless!
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It was like, it was--
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What was it like?
It was--
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Oh, it was like that.
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- Guys, guys, guys!
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Whatever you do,
do not think about
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Marilyn and Martin
having sex.
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- Don't do it!
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Your pa's inside
your ma!
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- And nine months later,
a dust baby!
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Puhhh...
- No!
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- Come on!
- Enough!
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[laughter abruptly stops]
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[resume laughing]
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both: Oop!
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- That happened...right?
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- Why did you mother
throw her garter?
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And why am I still
holding it?
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- Oh!
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- Well, I gotta get
home to my fella!
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- Oh Jackie,
I'm so thrilled
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that we're gonna be two
old married gals
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for the rest of
our lives!
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Because marriage
is forever.
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[giggles]
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Just you and Estefan.
Forever.
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And ever and ever
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and ever
and ever and ever.
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Just you, Estefan...
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Forever.
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Marriage.
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Forever.
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- We--we gotta make
a change.
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I mean--we said
we would,
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why haven't we?
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I gotta do something big.
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Maybe I'll--maybe
I'll move to the woods
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for a while
and grow a beard.
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I don't wanna be the only
gay guy in the woods.
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People will say, "There's--
there's the woods
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"where that weird
gay guy lives.
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Though I appreciate
his beard."
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- What are you talking
about?
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- I don't know.
I'm traumatized.
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Couldn't they wait for
one of us to die?
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- Anything else,
Mrs. Walker?
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- Just the check, Smitty.
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And I'll take this
in a doggy bag.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh! Uh, Smitty...
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I was right to break
it off
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with Malcolm, wasn't I?
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I mean, I should be
with my husband, right?
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- Either way, you're lucky
to have someone.
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You know my wife Luanne?
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I bought her a ticket
on the "Hindenburg."
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She and 35 others
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went up in a ball of fire.
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- Oh, the hilarity!
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Oh, Smitty! How do you
always manage
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to keep it fresh
and edgy?
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[chuckling]
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Oh, but you know what?
You're right, Smitty.
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As long as I am
Mrs. Stanley Evelyn Walker,
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there is no other
man for me.
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[upbeat trumpet
and piano music]
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♪
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- And that--is where
the idea to run came from.
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You know, there are
so many issues we,
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as a nation,
are facing right now--
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healthcare, immigration...
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Bees.
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The bees are dying.
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No one knows why.
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- Well, pesticides
and climate change.
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- No one knows.
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I just felt that it was
time to stop complaining
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and get involved!
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So I decided
to run for mayor.
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- But you're not
running for mayor.
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- Well, I realized I was
not qualified.
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So, I'm running for
president.
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- Of the New York Society
of Interior Designers.
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- Which is as important
as it sounds.
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[phone ringing]
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Grace Adler Design.
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Oh, of course.
I'll be right there.
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Um, that was a police
detective.
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She wants to talk to me--
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Oh! Don't put that in the
article--it'll sound bad.
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- No worries!
One last thing: for age,
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we have 38.
Did you wanna stick with that?
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- I'm about to be the
voice of a gay army.
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Don't pick a fight with me.
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.
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- Estefan and I are just taking
a little break, Mother.
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No, he--no, he was
just freaked out
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about the whole
"forever" thing--you know.
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[razor buzzing]
No, it was him. Yeah.
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He has the intimacy
issues, not me.
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Not me.
No--not me!
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Of course, it was me!
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So I decided to put
a pin in the wedding.
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No, you do not get to say,
"I told you so," Judith!
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Ow!
[grunts]
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Yes, I'm shaving.
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No, not those.
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Notthose.
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No, not those!
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Of course, it's those!
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I have to shave my
undercarriage,
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because the only thing
I ever inherited from you
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was excess body hair
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and the inability
to make a marriage work!
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I got--I got
another call.
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I got another call.
I gotta go!
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Other people call me,
Judith!
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Yes, call me after
"World of Dance."
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It's the quarter-finals.
I'm not a monster.
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Yello.
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This is Jack McFarland.
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The police?
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Sure, yeah, no,
I'll be right there.
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Now you look five
years younger.
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- And sure, I could have
gone back corporate law.
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The door was open.
I was making decent bank.
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Not to brag, but I did see
"Mean Girls" opening night,
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orchestra right,
cashews at intermission.
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But...it's time for me
to write a new chapter.
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A chapter I call chapter...
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1...
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in a book I call
"Will Truman."
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With a subtitle...
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"A Change Has Come."
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And that...is why
I grew the beard.
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I thought there'd be
a lot of gray--
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not a one, not one.
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It's good genes,
I guess.
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- I just asked if you were okay
with us using our laptops.
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- Oh yeah, that's fine.
I don't care.
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[phone ringing]
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Okay! Next time
I see you people,
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we're gonna be jumping
right into
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corporate compliance
and forensic accounting.
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[class groaning]
I know, I'm excited too.
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Hello, this is
Will Truman, teacher.
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Yes, detective, sure.
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I'll be right there.
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Hey! I just got a call.
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- The detective?
- Yeah.
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- She called me too!
- You know what it's about?
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- No.
But remember that time
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we stopped in Rite Aid
to get dental floss sticks
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and there was that big bowl
of Lindt chocolates
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and I took one and you said,
"Those aren't free,"
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and I said,
"Of course they are"?
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Will, I think you were right.
They weren't free.
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- You know what the most
unbelievable part
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of that story is?
You buying dental floss.
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- A police detective
called me.
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[whispers]
On my phone.
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- We know, she called
us too, Jack.
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- Do you think she's
investigating your beard?
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Because it's
suspiciously dark.
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- Yeah, what's with that?
- Good genes!
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It's good genes.
[knocking at door]
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Detective? Hi,
I'm Will Truman, teacher.
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- Trish Yashida. Thank you
all for meeting me here.
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- I also took
a travel-sized Colgate!
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- Hey--come in.
What's this about?
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- A Mrs. Karen Walker.
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She's been missing for
the past five days.
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- What?
- Karen?
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- I was hoping you might have
some information.
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- She can't be missing.
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Have you checked the bars,
pharmacies, dispensaries?
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- Yes.
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- Distilleries, speakeasies,
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strip clubs?
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- Yes.
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- Sometimes she goes
to Sherwin-Williams
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and throws minks at
the red paint.
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- I've looked everywhere.
No one has seen her.
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- Oh, my God.
Where could she be?
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- As we round the corner,
we come into Courtyard Square.
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This set has been used in
multiple films and TV shows,
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the most famous being
"Back to the Future,"
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starring Michael J. Fox.
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- Who knew this tour would
be so educational?
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I'm Linda, by the way.
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- Beaverhausen.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen.
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Just an ordinary tourist
from the Midwest.
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- Ooh, me too.
What part?
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- Michi-sota-Pennsyl-
consin.
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Home of the Fightin'
Caucasians!
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.
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- If you think of anything
else, please call me.
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- We will, Detective.
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Do you think Karen's
all right?
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- Well, we know
she's not dead,
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'cause I'd get an alert
on my phone
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about her last wishes.
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I'm supposed to delete
her porn
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and set your closet
on fire.
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- The detective said she's
been gone five days.
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That was when? Friday?
- Yeah.
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- You know what?
She came to my class.
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[pounding on door]
- Wilma, you in there?
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- Nothing!
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- Honey, I need to
talk to you.
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The secret is out.
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- Everybody knows
I'm dyeing my beard?
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- What are you talking
about?
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Nobody thinks that Grace
is a natural red-head.
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I'm talking about Stan.
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- What about Stan?
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- I think someone
tipped him off
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about my affair
with Malcolm.
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I'm scared.
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- What? Stan would
never hurt you.
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He's a big softy--literally,
he's like memory foam.
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- I couldn't hug that man
without leaving a boob print.
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Well, if you talk to
him, let me know.
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Oh! Honey, do you mind?
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There's a scratch
on my purse
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that's been driving
me crazy.
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Thank you.
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- She was in the office
with me that morning.
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- Did you notice
anything strange?
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- She was in the office
with me that morning.
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- [whispers] Grace!
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Someone's
following me.
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- I wish someone
would follow me.
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My campaign hasn't gotten
a single Twitter follower yet.
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- Grace, you're not
listening.
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Stan found out about
the affair,
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and he sent someone after me.
[electronic chime]
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- Oh, my God!
Mitchell Michael Mitchell,
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of Mitchell Michael Mitchell
Designs is following me!
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And he's tweeting his full
support for president!
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I could actually win
this thing.
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- Grace, I'm scared.
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- You're scared?
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I'm about to be
the voice of leadership
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for a 160 mostly gay
interior designers.
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I wear one winter coat
in the fall, and I'm dead.
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- And then I ran into
her that afternoon.
255
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,307
both: ♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
256
00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:56,892
♪ When she comes
- Switch!
257
00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:59,312
♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
258
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,157
- Switch!
♪ She'll be coming around
259
00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:02,953
♪ The mountain, she'll be
coming around the mountain ♪
260
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:05,248
♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
261
00:12:05,296 --> 00:12:06,382
- [chortles]
262
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,639
- Turn.
263
00:12:08,677 --> 00:12:10,310
This is so nice...
264
00:12:10,349 --> 00:12:12,231
showering together.
265
00:12:12,279 --> 00:12:13,951
You know, we can
do this every day now,
266
00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:15,449
for the rest of our lives.
267
00:12:15,497 --> 00:12:19,378
Just you and me.
No one else.
268
00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:21,846
Forever...
269
00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:23,566
and ever.
270
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,112
- Water--I need some water!
271
00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:29,117
- What happened?
What's wrong, mí corazon?
272
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,414
- Nothing, nothing,
nothing!
273
00:12:30,462 --> 00:12:32,345
- Okay, it's just that
every time we talk
274
00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:33,382
about being together
forever,
275
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:34,765
you seem to get
very thirsty.
276
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,062
- First of all,
I do not.
277
00:12:36,101 --> 00:12:37,696
And I have no problem
with the concept
278
00:12:37,734 --> 00:12:39,530
of forever, okay?
279
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,177
- Jackie, I need to talk!
280
00:12:45,216 --> 00:12:46,763
- Karen, I'm in
a relationship.
281
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:49,058
You can't just walk in
when I'm showering.
282
00:12:50,192 --> 00:12:51,902
[laughter]
283
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:53,957
- This is--[murmurs]
284
00:12:53,995 --> 00:12:56,253
- How funny would it be
if I was that person?
285
00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,808
- Karen, would you
like to join us?
286
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:00,182
I can scowch over.
- Come on in!
287
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,650
- I'd love to, homos,
but no time.
288
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,993
Poodle, I have to
disappear.
289
00:13:06,031 --> 00:13:08,711
You may never see me
again, so...
290
00:13:08,749 --> 00:13:10,805
would you feed my
hamsters...
291
00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:13,648
To my snake?
292
00:13:13,687 --> 00:13:16,232
- Sure Karen, yeah,
but where are you going?
293
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,366
What's going on?
294
00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:20,122
- No time. Gotta run.
295
00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:23,177
Good-bye.
296
00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:25,184
[thud]
297
00:13:30,035 --> 00:13:32,032
- I hope you two
are happy together.
298
00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:35,673
Just the two of you,
nobody else.
299
00:13:36,932 --> 00:13:38,391
Marriage.
chuckles]
300
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Forever.
301
00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:50,014
- She was asking us
for help.
302
00:13:50,053 --> 00:13:51,935
- When said she was gonna
disappear, I thought
303
00:13:51,974 --> 00:13:55,153
she meant she was going to
Brazil to get her 2019 face.
304
00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:57,910
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
305
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,839
I fed her snake
to her hamster.
306
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:05,978
- But what if it
was Malcolm?
307
00:14:06,026 --> 00:14:08,159
I mean, he was in love
with her, he's CIA.
308
00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:11,204
- He could be motor-
boating her right now.
309
00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:12,884
- You mean waterboarding?
310
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:14,344
- Do I?
311
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:18,523
I'ma text him
and ask him.
312
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:20,031
- Jack, if he did
something to her,
313
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,616
he's not gonna just
tell you.
314
00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:23,921
- Hey, Malcolm,
can we talk?
315
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,380
- What's on your mind,
Jack?
316
00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:28,176
- I didn't even send
the text yet.
317
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:29,722
- I get your texts even
before you send them.
318
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:32,239
A little gift from my friends
at Cambridge Analytica.
319
00:14:33,612 --> 00:14:36,456
And Will--that guy at the
gym is not into you.
320
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,847
- Karen is missing.
321
00:14:39,885 --> 00:14:41,268
Do you know where she is?
322
00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:43,064
- No, but if I had to
guess, she's either at
323
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:44,947
Sherwin-Williams
or on the run
324
00:14:44,986 --> 00:14:47,579
because Stan found out
we're having an affair.
325
00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,212
- We don't know that
for sure.
326
00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:50,586
- We do.
- How?
327
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:52,305
- Because I told him.
- It was you!
328
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:54,053
- You know that I've
worked for Stan
329
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,225
off and on for many
years.
330
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:56,570
He suspected that
someone was
331
00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:58,069
sleeping with his wife,
so he offered me
332
00:14:58,117 --> 00:15:00,498
a good deal of money
to find out who.
333
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,005
- But it was you.
334
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,926
- Easiest 5 large
I've ever made,
335
00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:07,520
except of course, for betting
on the last election.
336
00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:10,651
- You don't think he's
gonna hurt her, do you?
337
00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:11,996
- No.
- Oh, thank God.
338
00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:13,581
- But you don't understand.
339
00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:15,290
because you framed the question
in the negative,
340
00:15:15,339 --> 00:15:16,587
I was forced to use
a negative
341
00:15:16,636 --> 00:15:18,220
to assert the affirmative.
342
00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:20,689
I don't don't think
he's going to hurt her.
343
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,242
- What?
344
00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:26,001
- I think she's in
big trouble.
345
00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:29,670
.
346
00:15:29,718 --> 00:15:32,263
- Malcolm! Your affair
with Karen was over.
347
00:15:32,311 --> 00:15:33,935
You should have stayed away!
Why did you come back?
348
00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:36,451
- Why? That's like asking
"Why is the sky blue?
349
00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:39,746
Why is the grass green?,
Why is your beard so dark?"
350
00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:41,551
- Good genes!
351
00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:45,307
- I came back because
I'm in love with her.
352
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:46,778
I knew I'd have no
shot while she was
353
00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:48,900
still with Stan--ruining
her marriage
354
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,330
was the only card
I had left to play.
355
00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:54,259
Now I fear I'll never hear
that sweet voice again.
356
00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:56,517
- You son of a bitch!
357
00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:00,359
- Darling!
358
00:16:00,398 --> 00:16:02,328
- Was that anger
or foreplay?
359
00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:04,874
- How could you tell
my husband
360
00:16:04,912 --> 00:16:06,209
we were having an
affair?
361
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,803
- How did you find out?
Who ratted?
362
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,099
- No one. I figured
it out myself.
363
00:16:10,685 --> 00:16:14,200
- Well...
me and Linda.
364
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:17,544
I honestly thought Stan
wouldn't find out about it.
365
00:16:17,582 --> 00:16:20,088
I guess I was just
fooling myself,
366
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,135
thinking I was somehow
immune.
367
00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:24,392
Pretty stupid, huh,
Linda?
368
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,782
- Oh, we've all had our
share of humdingers.
369
00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:32,719
Me included.
One time, I took a drink
370
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,515
that said, "Lisa" on it
from my coffee place.
371
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:39,367
I know my name's not Lisa.
372
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:47,435
- You are a bad girl.
373
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:52,449
But I just wish I knew
how Stan found out.
374
00:16:52,487 --> 00:16:54,870
I mean, who would
have told him?
375
00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:56,964
- Well, I watch a lot
of TV, and usually
376
00:16:57,002 --> 00:16:59,509
the one who did it
is the ex-lover.
377
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,853
- The ex-lover.
378
00:17:01,891 --> 00:17:04,196
Well, that would mean--
379
00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:05,570
Stop the tram!
380
00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:06,866
[brakes screech]
381
00:17:06,915 --> 00:17:10,171
Thanks, Linda!
You're a lifesaver.
382
00:17:11,506 --> 00:17:15,060
- I'm also slowly poisoning
my father-in-law.
383
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,614
- Respect.
384
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,878
I want you out of
my life.
385
00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:25,472
- I see.
386
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:26,981
Well, what can I say?
387
00:17:27,816 --> 00:17:29,862
I gambled on love
and wound up passed out
388
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,119
on a video poker game with
a roll of nickels
389
00:17:32,158 --> 00:17:34,665
and two unused tickets
to Jeff Dunham.
390
00:17:37,095 --> 00:17:40,101
C'est l'amour.
Au revoir, Karen.
391
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:44,328
Some froyo some--
- No!
392
00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:51,099
I have to get out of town
before Stan's goon finds me.
393
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,395
Good-bye, dear friends.
394
00:17:53,443 --> 00:17:56,450
I'll really miss...
two of you.
395
00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:01,550
And not the two
you would think.
396
00:18:01,589 --> 00:18:02,847
Ha.
397
00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:06,103
- Hello, Mrs. Walker.
- You!
398
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,986
You're the one who
has been following me!
399
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,080
- The cop?
- Oh, I'm no cop!
400
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,008
- Why did you stop
talking?
401
00:18:15,056 --> 00:18:17,687
- I thought there
might be gasps.
402
00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:19,771
Because I'm not a cop.
I'm a process server.
403
00:18:19,819 --> 00:18:22,240
And Mrs. Walker, these are
your divorce papers.
404
00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:23,326
[all gasp]
405
00:18:23,374 --> 00:18:24,671
- Oh! There's the
gasp.
406
00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:33,949
- Divorce papers.
407
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:38,003
- Come on, Karen.
408
00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:41,307
- We're gonna get
you through this.
409
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,736
- Yeah, now that Estefan
and I are taking a break,
410
00:18:44,774 --> 00:18:47,704
I can be completely focused
on helping you.
411
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,913
- You two split up?
412
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,633
- Yeah, there were issues
413
00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:53,516
with the whole
"forever" thing.
414
00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:57,107
I'm more of a "Jack-of-
all-gays", so...
415
00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:04,427
- You can't go into a marriage
thinking about forever.
416
00:19:06,809 --> 00:19:10,152
Who put that stupid idea
into your head?
417
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:15,627
Marriage is...
a series of moments.
418
00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:17,385
Waking up in the morning,
419
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,266
smiling at each other
across the kitchen table.
420
00:19:20,304 --> 00:19:23,148
Hiding jewelry together
and blaming the maid.
421
00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:28,584
Then firing her
and watching her cry
422
00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:30,803
as she loads her one
tattered suitcase
423
00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:33,224
into the back of a cab.
424
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:39,333
You know, couple stuff.
425
00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:42,551
Do you love Estefan?
426
00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:44,261
- Well, yeah, of course
I do.
427
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,643
- Well then,
you go get him.
428
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:49,236
Even sitting here
with this,
429
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:52,704
I wouldn't trade one
moment with Stan.
430
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:55,758
- Well, we're gonna hook
up later tonight,
431
00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:58,639
so I'll tell him
after, but...
432
00:19:58,687 --> 00:20:00,445
what are you gonna
do, Kar?
433
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:03,491
- Whatever it is,
we are your friends,
434
00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,210
and we'll be here for you.
435
00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:06,670
- It's scary not knowing
what's coming next,
436
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:08,927
for all of us,
but, uh, you've got
437
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,934
the world's best safety net.
438
00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:12,981
Come here, you guys.
- Aw!
439
00:20:27,321 --> 00:20:29,329
- I'll shave it!
I'll shave it!
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