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[wind blowing]
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[birds singing and chirping]
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["Qui tollis peccata mundi"
from Gloria in D Major by Vivaldi playing]
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[Kate and Anne chattering indistinctly]
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Well, kids,
sorry to love you and leave you,
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but I got a hot date in Philadelphia.
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[Anne] Oh, Danny!
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- Your car is three minutes away.
- Aw.
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How's your mom, Danny?
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Mm. You know Beverly.
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She fell off her porch
and she's acting like she got a bug bite.
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Oh, she's a tough cookie.
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I just got to be there
until she gets out of the hospital,
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and then Aunt Pam can take over.
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You think you'll make it back
before Christmas, though?
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I'm going to try.
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In case you don't make it
back before Christmas,
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maybe we should have
a really fast Christmas now.
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- We still have three minutes, right?
- Actually, we're down to one right now.
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- Oh, fuck, Danny, I'm your Secret Santa!
- [Danny] Oh!
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Get out the Christmas cookies!
Start singing a Christmas carol!
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- Uh…
- Go!
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♪ Hark! How the bells, sweet silver bellsAll seem to say, "Throw cares away…" ♪
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That's what you're going with?
It's so fast and high.
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♪…meek and the bold ♪
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- ♪ La, la, la, la… ♪- ♪Ding, dong, ding, dong… ♪
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It's just a couple of days.
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- You're sure you don't want me to come?
- No.
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But I want to be here.
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I promise.
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[Anne] Okay, I got it.
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[Kate and Jack singing indistinctly]
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It's a sexy gingerbread man calendar.
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And there's one where
he's wearing icing for chaps.
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I love you. Oh, uh…
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♪Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas… ♪
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- Your car is here.
- Oh.
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♪Ding, dong, ding, dongThat is their song ♪
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♪ With joyful ring, all caroling ♪
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This song is stressful as shit.
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♪ Ding, dong, ding, dong… ♪
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♪ Dong ♪
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- Holy shit!
- Watch out, Pentatonix!
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- You guys!
- [mimics explosion]
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["Qui tollis peccata mundi"
by Vivaldi playing]
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Okay, so this cathedral
was the site of the Council of Trent
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during the Protestant Reformation.
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You guys want to hear more about it?
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- No need to answer. Your faces betray you.
- [cell phone vibrates]
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Mama?
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[in Italian] I can't come now!
I'm with my friends.
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Don't cry.
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I'll come. I'll come!
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[in English] Do you mind
if I leave the tour early?
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Just my mother's
Christmas tree is tilting.
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She worries it will crush a grandchild.
I have to go pick up my cousin's chainsaw.
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Now Italian Claude is wielding a chainsaw.
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Okay.
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All right. Um…
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I promise I'll check in later, okay?
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Enjoy your tour.
Love you, bye. Ciao. Ciao!
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So, you want to go inside
and read all the little plaques?
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You know what? No.
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I mean, since we've been here,
we've visited three churches
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and walked by five live nativities.
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No, look, another one. Six.
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Wow, Joseph is stacked.
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[Jack] Hm.
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What if we did
something not religious tonight,
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like a romantic meal?
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Oh, I could definitely eat.
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Okay, yeah, uh, great.
So, table for three.
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Oh-- [laughs]
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Sorry.
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You guys want to have a romantic dinner.
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- No, Anne, we can all go.
- No. You know what?
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Yesterday, I promised myself,
today I would be a new woman.
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So,
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first things first, a new walk.
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["Tu scendi dalle stelle"
by Alphonsus Liguori playing]
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Okay.
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Wow, wow, wow.
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[Jack] I thought she said "new walk."
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["Tu scendi dalle stelle"
by Alphonsus Liguori continues]
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[in Italian] How wonderful, Claudio!
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You're our savior!
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- Eh. [chuckles]
- [cell phone vibrating]
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Hold on, Mama. It's Danny.
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- [Danny in English] Hey!
- Hi.
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{\an8}[Claude] How's Beverly?
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{\an8}Oh, I'm right as rain, baby.
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{\an8}She cracked her pelvisand she needs surgery.
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Oof.
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I may need to stay a little longer.
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I should be there.
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Should I come tonight?
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No, no, no, it's all under control.
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But the doctor says thatwe may need to look into
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a living situation
with more hands-on care.
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Aw, you better not be talking
about putting me in no home.
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People get raped in those.
I saw that on Action News.
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I'm not-- I'm talking about Aunt Pam.
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Pam's on her way.
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- We'll figure out a plan once she's here.
- [Pam] I'm already here.
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Aunt Pam?
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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I got on the wrong bus
and went to Delaware.
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- Hey.
- [Pam] Hey.
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- Hi.
- You all right, sugar?
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- [Danny] I'm all right. How you doing?
- Wait, is that Claude?
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{\an8}- Hey, baby. [chuckles]
- Hi.
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Oh my God.
She's shrunk like a sweater in the dryer.
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She can't take care of your mom.
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- I'm getting a flight tonight.
- No, no, no. I've got it all handled.
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Um… I love you.We'll check in tomorrow, okay?
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- [sighs]
- I like your wig.
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[Kate] This is just like
the Olive Garden in Secaucus.
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[scoffs ] Think I can
take my shoes off here?
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I have seen more
than one person do it there.
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[chuckles]
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This is very nice, Jack.
I'm glad we're doing this.
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Me too.
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- Look, I know I've been a bummer.
- No.
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But I kind of had
a breakthrough yesterday.
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Oh, tell me.
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I have spent so much of this year
trying to pretend I'm fine.
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But the only way to feel better
is to really admit where you're at.
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Yeah, kind of like
how I decided to start telling my doctor
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the real number of drinks
I have every week.
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It is not zero to two. [laughs]
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Right. And where I'm at right now
is my lowest low.
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I feel like a loser who's failed
at everything he's tried to do this year.
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- What do you mean? What did you fail at?
- Everything.
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I mean, honoring our friend.
Thanksgiving. I didn't run the marathon.
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Listen, you tried your best.
And you did honor Nick.
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Remember you got that website
to name a star after him?
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That was nice.
I shouldn't have called it a scam.
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And when I get more ink,
I will print the certificate, okay?
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[violin playing poignant melody]
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Okay.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yes, let's decide what we're going to get.
What looks good to you?
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[sighs] I don't know.
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Hey, can we just have,
like, a nice evening?
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We are. Wait, I mean,
I just said, "I don't know."
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Right? I haven't even read the secondis.
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Yeah, but you failed
at everything this year?
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I mean, honey, you don't
always have to sink to the depths.
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Well, no, I don't always have to.
But we can't never go there.
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This year was hard on me too, Jack.
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But I don't dwell on it.
I just try to keep moving.
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Wow. Well, you're so strong and cool.
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- Congratulations.
- Oh, come on.
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The only thing that
I'm trying to get at here, and I--
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May I play a song
for the beautiful couple?
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Yes, please.
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[playing poignant melody]
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[in Italian] How are things
in Philadelphia?
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Mama, I don't know.
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He doesn't want me there.
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He just wants to decide it all himself.
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We're back to how we used to be.
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If you think you should go, go.
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But he told me not to.
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What do I do?
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No one tells you what to do.
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You are Claude.
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["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
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[Anne chuckles softly]
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[gasps]
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[FaceTime dialing]
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[in English] Hi! Hey! Are you in Italy?
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I am.
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Are you busy?
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Uh, no, I am just, you know, tryingto decorate for Gino's first Christmas.
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But I have not really had time yet.
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His stocking is like a knee sock from when
I was Britney Spears for Halloween.
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Oh, honey, he's just a baby.
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You have at least until they turn five
until they remember your fuck-ups.
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[Ginny laughs nervously]
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Hey, hon, um, do you remember that
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duck that I gave Gino
when we were down the Shore?
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I do, yeah.
He plays with it in the bath sometimes.
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Did you happen to notice
a phone number on the bottom of it?
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[snickers] Yes, I did.
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Hang on. It's somewhere in here.
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Uh, but if I can't find it,can I interest you in this guy?
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Oh yeah,
he seems like a very generous lover.
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- [clattering]
- [Ginny] Ah!
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I got it. [laughs]
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Ooh! Texting you a pic right now.
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[cell phone vibrates]
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Yeah.
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So, are you gonna call Mark Brett?
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- Thanks, Ginny.
- [FaceTime ends]
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- [line dialing]
- [clears throat]
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[Mark] Hello.
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Hi, Mark?
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It's Anne.
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We met and had… sex at the Jersey Shore.
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Mm, I had sex with, like,30 people at the Jersey Shore, so…
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Oh, you did.
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No. No, I didn't.
That was a joke. I'm joking.
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Oh. [laughs]
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That was funny.
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Hi, Anne. How are you?
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Oh, I'm good.
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I'm actually in Italy.
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No way.
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Yeah, and I was…
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I don't know.I just was thinking about you.
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Uh, wait, Anne, I feel like I should
tell you that I have a girlfriend now.
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Good for you.
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- That is not why I was calling. [laughs]
- [gentle music playing]
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That sounded weird.
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I was actually calling
to tell you that I have moved to Italy.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Ha.
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Yeah, so I'm calling all my contacts
to let them know that.
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So, that's why I called.
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[splutters] Congratulations.
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Yeah. And I, um, am dating someone too.
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His name is Gianpiero, and he is mi amore,
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and that is why I'm calling. So,
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um, yeah, if you are ever in Italy--
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Actually, Tori and I were just discussing,
maybe we take a trip in the summer.
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Great. Cool.
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I'll be here. You should come visit.
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Maybe we will. I can't wait.
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- [construction equipment beeping]
- [indistinct chatter]
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[sighs] I thought their bread
was really good.
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- Yeah. Yeah, I liked that it was warm.
- Hm.
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Yeah.
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[speaking Italian]
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Scusi? What's happening here?
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- [speaking Italian]
- [Jack in English] What'd she say?
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- "Mara" what?
- "Maratona"?
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Maybe it's a maritime parade.
That'd be cool.
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Let me see your phone.
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[Kate gasps]
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Oh my God, Jack.
There is a marathon tomorrow.
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You should do it.
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What? No.
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It's a sign. You have to.
245
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:37,154
No, I haven't trained in like a month.
I didn't pack any running clothes.
246
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,323
And I just ate like 60 clams.
247
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,617
This is how you turn this year around.
248
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,828
Imagine how good
you would feel on the flight home.
249
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,037
You would be a new man.
250
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,415
- Prego.- Grazie.
251
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,334
Uh-- [scoffs]
252
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,961
Oh, this is happening.
253
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,423
["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
254
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,634
[runners chattering in Italian]
255
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,640
Hey, I look stupid.
256
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,350
[Kate] No, you look Italian.
257
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,437
All the people here are Italian.
They look normal.
258
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,563
Well, I'm sorry.
259
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,441
Claude's running clothes look
a little different on you than on him.
260
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,902
I think you look snazzy,
like Jody Watley at the Grammys.
261
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,071
- Thank you, Anne.
- [woman speaking in Italian over PA]
262
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,031
[in English] It's time
for you to line up, okay?
263
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,200
I really don't think
I should be doing this.
264
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,536
I mean, I haven't even trained
at this altitude.
265
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,997
You got this, buddy. You got this.
266
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,332
- [sighs]
- I believe in you.
267
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,127
You're gonna be so happy you did this.
268
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,379
{\an8}[lively music playing]
269
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,756
[Mark on recording] Hey, Anne.
270
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,549
It was nice hearing your voice today.
271
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:44,054
I'm just having a glass of wine here,or I mean a pint of Guinness,
272
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,347
and I am watching boxing.
273
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,725
- Definitely not Hope Floats.
- [laughs]
274
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,519
Anyway, I hopeyou have a great day in Italy.
275
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,523
Send me a pic if you can.I'd love to see you in your new town.
276
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,983
Buongiorno!
277
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:01,238
Hey, um, will you do me a favor
and take a picture of me
278
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,492
where I look like I'm having fun
and living a cool life?
279
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,161
- Okay.
- Don't judge me. It's for Mark Brett.
280
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,830
- Oh! Copy that. Okay.
- Mm-hm.
281
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:10,915
Real quick.
282
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:12,958
So, smile.
283
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,710
- Hold on.
- [Kate] Okay.
284
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,424
Okay. There's something
a little awkward about your pose.
285
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,385
Like, your uterus is falling out.
286
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,349
Try that TikTok thing
where you skip toward the camera.
287
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,518
- Back up a little bit.
- Okay.
288
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,312
- [Kate] Great.
- Here?
289
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,814
[Kate] Yeah, and skip.
290
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,566
Yeah.
291
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,026
And smile.
292
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,821
Laugh.
293
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,906
[laughing awkwardly]
294
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,992
- Ah! Okay, you got it.
- Let me see.
295
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,828
Where is he?
296
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,622
- [lively music continues]
- [sighs]
297
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,713
Oof.
298
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,177
[man speaking in Italian over PA]
299
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:07,763
[cap gun fires]
300
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,682
[crowd yelling and cheering]
301
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,517
- [in English] Go Jack!
- Go Jack!
302
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,603
["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
303
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,203
["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi continues]
304
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,374
- Bravo!
- [crowd cheering]
305
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,252
Yay, Jack!
306
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,837
[Kate] You're doing great!
307
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,796
[exhales sharply]
308
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,673
[breathing heavily]
309
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,384
I'm winded, but I think I can do it.
310
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,723
I'm at mile 13. I'm already halfway there.
311
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:57,229
Honey, that's kilometers.
You got like 20 miles left.
312
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,647
No.
313
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,524
Oh no, fuck. No, no, no.
314
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,151
- [Kate] You can do it!
- [Jack groans]
315
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,153
Oh no, no, no.
316
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,948
- [Kate] You've got this. You've got this.
- Oh fuck. Oh God.
317
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,952
{\an8}Yes. You can do it. You're my Superman!
318
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,456
- [lilting Italian folk music playing]
- [crowd cheering]
319
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,792
[speaking in Italian]
320
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,379
[Anne in English] Oh, thank you.
321
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,510
Uh… Scusi.
322
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,846
- Would you take a picture?
- Sure.
323
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,599
[Anne] It's okay I take a picture?
324
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,808
Thank you. Could I…
325
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,685
Do you mind? Thank you.
326
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,860
[Anne speaks in Italian]
327
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,029
{\an8}[in English] Thanks.
I'm so silly. Thank you.
328
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,906
[speaking in Italian]
329
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,991
[lilting Italian folk music continues]
330
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,374
[crowd whooping and cheering]
331
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,597
[screams]
332
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,226
[lilting Italian folk music continues]
333
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:35,953
[Anne] Okay.
334
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,413
[both speak in Italian]
335
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,832
[cell phone vibrates]
336
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,336
[music fades]
337
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,005
{\an8}[crowd cheering and whistling]
338
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,006
{\an8}Hey.
339
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,092
{\an8}Hey. You didn't see Jack run by, did you?
340
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,010
{\an8}No.
341
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,013
{\an8}But I gotta be honest,
I was doing a photo shoot.
342
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,723
{\an8}All right.
343
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,727
{\an8}He should have been by here
like half an hour ago.
344
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,603
{\an8}Shit.
345
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,188
{\an8}Hold that.
346
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,110
Excuse me.
347
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,361
Oh God.
348
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,406
Oh! Jack, are you okay?
349
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:15,868
I can't do it, Kate.
I think my body is shutting down.
350
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,328
No, come on,
you're so close to the finish line.
351
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,707
- You only have like three miles left.
- It doesn't matter. I am done.
352
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,252
No. No, I am sorry. If you stop,
you are gonna regret this forever.
353
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,212
As your wife, I cannot let you quit.
354
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,214
No, I have to, all right?
355
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,091
You want me to cross that finish line?
356
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,343
You're gonna have to
drive me there in a hearse.
357
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,057
Okay, come on. I'll run it with you.
358
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,017
But you're being insane.
359
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,312
Well, you're gonna have to run
if you wanna tell me what a bitch I am.
360
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,605
Come on.
361
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,856
Let's go, come on.
362
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,776
- [shrieks]
- [Kate] Yeah.
363
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,070
["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
364
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,739
Yes. You can do it.
365
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,618
We got this!
366
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,957
Oh! Okay.
367
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,627
[sighs] Shit.
368
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,546
- [woman speaking indistinctly over PA]
- [Danny sighs]
369
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,424
Ugh. [sighs]
370
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,718
[Claude] Danny.
371
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:21,558
[sighs] I know I told you not to come,
but I'm so glad that you're here.
372
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,768
Hey.
373
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:26,980
How's your mother?
374
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,776
She's okay, but, uh, we have to talk.
375
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,945
Yeah, I understand.
376
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,031
[sighs]
377
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,534
I know this isn't what we planned, but…
378
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,828
my mom needs us.
379
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,871
So…
380
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,667
Can she come live with us in Italy?
381
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,919
What, really?
382
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:49,837
Yeah.
383
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,340
- You will bring her to Italy?
- Of course, that's our home now.
384
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,510
Is she excited?
385
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,595
Well…
386
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,015
[Beverly] Is that Claude?
Tell him I'm not going.
387
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,978
I'm-- I'm working on it.
388
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,189
["Overture" from Ruslan and Ludmilla
by Mikhail Glinka playing]
389
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,696
Do I look like "I Love Lucy"?
390
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,406
- Oh, very "Lucy."
- [Anne whoops]
391
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,782
[laughs]
392
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:19,908
[speaks in Italian]
393
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,828
[in English] You want to buy some wine?
394
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,205
Oh. Um…
395
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,958
- Okay.
- Mm?
396
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,338
[cell phone vibrates]
397
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,843
- Hey.
- [Mark] Hey, Anne.
398
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:43,265
Listen, I know that I encouraged it,but I think this has gone too far.
399
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,183
What?
400
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,351
We need to stop texting.
401
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:51,106
- Sorry, I thought we were just having fun.
- We were, and I just…
402
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,442
Listen, I…
403
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,195
After the Shore,
I was really hoping that you'd call,
404
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,155
and when you didn't,
405
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,990
I moved on.
406
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,075
And I am certainlynot trying to shame you,
407
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:07,164
and I was definitely flirting too,
but when you sent me that photo
408
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:08,916
of your vagina,
409
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,417
I thought that crossed a line.
410
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,752
What?
411
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:16,423
And I think I would be remiss if I didn't,you know, say something before,
412
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,175
you know, things went any further.
413
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,010
[softly] That's my vagina.
414
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:23,013
- And I don't know, I just…
- Ew.
415
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,223
Hello? Are you there?
416
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,517
Yes, I am.
Listen, this is a huge misunderstanding.
417
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,354
Now, would I have loved
to receive that photo in September?
418
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,772
Yes, I would have.
419
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,774
I just-- I think we should shut this down
420
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:38,820
before it goes any further,both for Tori and Gianpiero's sakes.
421
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,364
Yeah.
422
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,158
Yeah, I totally agree.
423
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,119
But it sure looks like you're livinga wonderful life there, Anne,
424
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,996
and I'm really happy for you.
425
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,415
Bye.
426
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,500
Yeah.
427
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,586
["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
428
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,927
Yeah.
429
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,137
Eduardo, it has to be a motorized lift.
430
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,391
Yes, I know how old the house is.
431
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,603
The internet says that if you take me
to Italy, that's human trafficking.
432
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,355
Uh-huh. Sure is.
433
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,940
You can't live alone anymore.
434
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,817
I'll move in with her.
435
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,985
[groans]
436
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,486
- There you go.
- [Danny] No.
437
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,864
Mom, you're coming to Italy.
It's just what has to happen.
438
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,283
- Danny…
- Okay, okay.
439
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,368
Eduardo, if you can't do it,
440
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:30,038
I'll just have to find another contractor
who can, okay? Ciao. Ha!
441
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,874
Eduardo thinks that
he can't install the lift
442
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,294
because the house is 400 years old
and it may collapse.
443
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,045
It's fine, we'll just
buy a different house.
444
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,672
- What?
- [Beverly] Here's the thing.
445
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,340
I'm not gonna go.
446
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,800
I don't trust the hairdresser.
447
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,385
Where would my bank be?
448
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,180
Bev, brace yourself.
There's no Wawa in Italy.
449
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,181
[gulps]
450
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,059
Then there's no Beverly in Italy.
451
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,938
- I don't blame you, girl.
- Mom, stop trying to die.
452
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,858
- Hey, I don't think this--
- Claude, I'm handling it.
453
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,026
[exhales sharply]
454
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,068
Okay.
455
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,571
I'm gonna get some air.
456
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,073
Open your eyes.
457
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,452
You see me. And you, stop egging her on.
458
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,203
What did I do?
459
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,830
- [crowd cheering]
- [Jack panting]
460
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,416
You got this, come on, you got this.
You got this.
461
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,959
Hey, please, let's just stop.
462
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,669
No, no, come on, Jack, you need this.
463
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,630
No, I don't.
I don't need this. You need this.
464
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,174
This is your bullshit.
465
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:25,427
No, it's not.
I'm helping you deal with your feelings.
466
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:29,556
No, I was trying to deal with my feelings
by sharing them with my wife.
467
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:32,726
And then you asked
a violinist to play over them.
468
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,312
How are we supposed to connect, huh?
469
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:36,897
I don't know. Just have fun.
470
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,358
Go to the movies
and pre-order food on AMC Stubs.
471
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,693
But that's not a marriage, all right?
472
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,655
Why are you so afraid of the depths, Kate?
What do you got lurking down there?
473
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,658
- Nothing is lurking.
- Oh, something's lurking, all right?
474
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,869
You wouldn't be so obsessed
with trying to fix me
475
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,246
if there wasn't
something eating you up too.
476
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,414
So what is it?
477
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:58,251
I don't… Who knows?
Maybe I'm sad the vacation's almost over.
478
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:01,046
Come on. Come on.
479
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,256
Yes, good, keep going.
480
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:06,009
- Yeah, you keep going too.
- [groans]
481
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:09,930
Well, maybe I'm sad
that our child has grown
482
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,641
and left the house,
and I don't have a purpose.
483
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:13,892
Yeah, and?
484
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:17,938
And I don't wanna do this, Jack.
I'm not like you. I don't like wallowing.
485
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,732
What? It's not wallowing, it's sharing.
486
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,402
It's sharing and wallowing.
487
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,488
And when you do it,
I feel like I have to use all of my energy
488
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,948
to keep us both above water.
489
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:29,699
Why? You don't have to do that.
490
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:34,329
Because if I also say every dark,
horrible thing that I am feeling,
491
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,039
we will go down.
492
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,292
If I'm not a buoy,
we are gonna wind up on the ocean floor.
493
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,838
Look, I can be a buoy too, all right?
Just give me a chance.
494
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,799
Fine, if you keep running.
495
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,926
[exclaims]
496
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,011
[both panting]
497
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,389
- Come on, spill it.
- [groans]
498
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,099
Okay, fine.
499
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:58,145
I am upset about many things, all right?
500
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:02,023
I'm at the pinnacle of a career
that I worked my whole life for,
501
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,984
and it's only okay.
502
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,486
And my best friend moved away.
503
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,072
And our other friend died.
504
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,033
And, oh, by the way,
the world is real dark.
505
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:17,414
Every news story puts my stomach in knots.
And my stomach was already in knots
506
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:20,000
because my body
doesn't work very good anymore.
507
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,251
[somber music playing]
508
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:24,629
And I worry that you and I
are just gonna get weirder and weirder
509
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:28,592
and keep pulling apart
until we're living like strangers.
510
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,345
And all the neighborhood kids
are gonna skip our house on Halloween
511
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,222
because we're too creepy.
512
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,019
And sometimes,
honestly, I'm afraid to die.
513
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:42,063
And other times,
I'm like, "It seems nice."
514
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:46,234
Like, sure, the big sleep.
All right, let's fucking do it.
515
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,986
- Kate. Kate!
- What?
516
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,237
Look.
517
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,656
- We ran a marathon.
- [music turns hopeful]
518
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,325
Oh my God!
519
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,410
[crowd cheering]
520
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,584
[sighs]
521
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,378
[cell phone vibrates]
522
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,468
- Hey.
- [Ginny] Hi, you. Oh my gosh.
523
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:14,262
I just put Gino down for a nap.
I saw the photos on the family iCloud.
524
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:18,391
Are you having, like,
the most insanely amazing time?
525
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,685
Ginny, those pictures are lies.
526
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:24,439
Today was a turd bucket, and it ended
with me sending Mark a vag pic.
527
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:28,527
Uh, yes, I actually did see that.I just-- I thought it was European.
528
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:33,031
No. It was just old underwear
with bad elastic.
529
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,617
You sound a little sad.
530
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,827
I used to know who I was.
531
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:44,042
Like, in my 20s, I was this wild creature
just running around the East Village, and…
532
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,003
Then I had Lila, and I was a mom, and…
533
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:51,633
Now I'm just… [exhales] …I'm floundering.
534
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:55,887
Okay, that's not-- Yeah,that's not the Anne that I saw this year.
535
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,181
The Anne I saw saved my literal life.
536
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,685
- She was capable and confident, and…
- [poignant music playing]
537
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,562
[sighs]
538
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,106
She was my family
when she definitely did not have to be.
539
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,276
Those photos aren't lies, Anne.
540
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,695
Those photos are you.
541
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:17,409
Who cares about stupid Mark Brett?
542
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,911
You can still live that way for yourself.
543
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,664
You're still a wild creature.
544
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,750
[music turns hopeful]
545
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,921
- Mom.
- [music fades]
546
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,798
I'm begging you.
547
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,009
Please come to Italy.
548
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,011
[sighs] Honey,
549
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,806
I lived my whole life in Philadelphia.
550
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,267
But that's where we live now.
551
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,603
And Claude,
552
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:49,357
our whole marriage,
has taken good care of me.
553
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,902
Gone along with every
stupid idea I've ever had.
554
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:56,531
That man loves me,
even though sometimes I don't deserve it.
555
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,952
Do you remember
what I was like before I met him?
556
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,871
I sure do. You were a little asshole.
557
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,748
- That's right.
- [both laugh]
558
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:08,209
[sobs] He saved me.
559
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:11,463
Oh, baby, please, don't get upset.
560
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,051
It's just, Italy's the only thing
he's ever asked for.
561
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,386
[sniffles] And he's so happy.
562
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,472
[sighs]
563
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,266
Please.
564
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,935
Mom, please.
565
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:29,606
Honey, I don't belong in Europe.
566
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,149
[sighs]
567
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,736
But there's a nursing home
568
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,156
five minutes from Pam.
569
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,157
I can go there.
570
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:40,992
What? No.
571
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,912
No, no, no,
my girlfriend, Gayle, she lives there.
572
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,373
She said it's a nice place.
They got good pie.
573
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,750
[scoffs] What about Action News?
574
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,337
Mm. Well, it might not
have been Action News.
575
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,923
It might've been SVU
or something like that.
576
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,967
I'll be fine, baby, don't worry about it.
577
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,930
Okay, here's what is going to happen.
578
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:05,392
Beverly, you will stay in your house,
but you will move to the first floor.
579
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,602
- Danny and I will take the second floor.
- What?
580
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,605
Yep. We're gonna move here
and take care of your mother.
581
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:14,067
- No.
- I am Claude, and you will do as I say.
582
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,194
[hopeful music playing]
583
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,447
Sounds good?
584
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,243
[Kate] Dude, we ran a marathon.
585
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:26,204
- Well…
- I'm sorry if I got a little dark.
586
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,207
But I'm better now. I feel better.
587
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,001
I'm okay with dark. I want all of it.
588
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,547
So, when you said
you're not afraid of death…
589
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,257
Oh no, I am. I am, yeah.
590
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,426
Especially my car
being submerged in water.
591
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,677
I'm very afraid of that.
592
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,804
You know, we have the same fear.
593
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:43,888
Car being submerged?
594
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,933
You know, there's this hammer that
I keep getting advertised on Instagram.
595
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:50,603
No. That we'll pull away from each other,
like, the older and weirder we get.
596
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,565
You know, when we were freeballing,
it was awful.
597
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,694
We just gotta remember
to move towards each other, right?
598
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,405
Because otherwise we go insane.
599
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:02,824
I love you.
600
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,076
I love you too.
601
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,831
["Summer" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
602
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,460
Ooh.
603
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:17,922
[Kate chuckles]
604
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,008
[Nativity actors speaking indistinctly]
605
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,475
- [Danny on FaceTime] Merry Christmas!
- [Kate] Merry Christmas!
606
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,268
What are you guys doing?
607
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:34,022
Danny made us fantastic cocktails,but the nurse won't let Beverly have any.
608
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,524
- Yeah, tightass took my nog.
- [laughing]
609
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,401
Well, we're all
flying home tomorrow, Beverly.
610
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,069
We'll sneak you in some rum balls.
611
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,030
[Danny] Thank you,that's exactly what she needs.
612
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,823
- [Beverly] Yes, I do.
- [Danny laughs]
613
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:49,162
Um, actually, I should
probably tell you all something.
614
00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:50,163
Um…
615
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,500
I am not flying home tomorrow.
616
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,752
I am staying.
617
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,339
{\an8}Oh my God, Anne! You are?
618
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:00,507
{\an8}For how long?
619
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,509
I don't know. Danny and Claude
620
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:07,430
said that I could house sit for a while,
and I'm just craving a change of scenery.
621
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,390
{\an8}Is this Anne 2.0?
622
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:13,353
No, I think this is… Anne Classic.
623
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:14,479
{\an8}- All right, girl.- Yeah.
624
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:15,730
{\an8}Take your journey.
625
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,941
We love Anne Classic. Ah!
626
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:21,027
[poignant music playing]
627
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,990
[Anne] Oh, I can't.
628
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,617
Have safe travels.
629
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,744
- Yeah.
- Okay.
630
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,748
All right, Annie. Good luck.
631
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,959
Let us know of any exciting updates.
632
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:39,003
Oh yeah, I'm sure there will be tons.
633
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,885
- Mi scusi.
- [music fades]
634
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:48,304
Lei è Anne Pagano?
635
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,390
Sì, ma parlo solo in ingelse.
636
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,769
[in English] Oh, that's perfect.
That is perfect.
637
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:58,356
I live just over the way,
and received quite a few packages for you,
638
00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,983
and I opened one before I saw the name,
639
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:03,361
and I regret to say
I tried on a pair of your trousers.
640
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:04,737
And they fit.
641
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,699
[laughs] I'm sorry,
I must have put the wrong address.
642
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,784
I have terrible executive functioning.
643
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,578
Sorry. Uh, my name is Anne.
644
00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,997
Lovely to meet you. I'm Gianpiero.
645
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,082
[hopeful music playing]
646
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,171
- Do you want to come and…
- Yeah.
647
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,132
Yeah? Come and see what you got.
648
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,467
[both laugh]
649
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,012
I mean, did they look good on you?
You could keep them if they…
650
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:30,597
They probably look better on you.
651
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,140
[Gianpiero] Look, be honest. Tell me.
652
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,225
I'll show you,
and you can just be absolutely honest.
653
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,102
[Anne laughing] We'll do a fashion show.
654
00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:39,188
[hopeful classical music playing]
655
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:07,425
["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
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