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[wind blowing]
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[birds singing and chirping]
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- [gravel crunching]
- [car horn honks]
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Annie!
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They're here.
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- Oh my God!
- I know.
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- People! [laughs]
- People. [laughs]
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["Autumn" from The Four Seasons playing]
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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- Oh my God!
- [Danny grunts]
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Hey! [laughs]
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[Anne] I wanna hug you!
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- We quarantined. Come on. Bring it!
- [Anne] Ah!
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[all laugh]
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- My friend! How you doing? [laughs]
- You smell even better than I remember.
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Good, and you?
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[Nick] Hey, buddy.
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[all exclaiming and laughing]
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Good to see you. You look good.
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- You do too. Awesome.
- You got leaner. You look buffed.
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Wait.
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- [Nick] Oh no.
- [Anne] What is happening?
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And we are very excited for you to meet
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- Patrizia!
- [music stops]
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[speaking Italian]
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{\an8}- Ta-da!
- [Nick] Oh!
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[in English] Patrizia is a dog?
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Your text made it seem
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like you were renting a room
to your sexy hairdresser.
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Isn't she chic? She's my goal weight.
Get a picture of us.
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Cheese!
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- [camera clicks]
- Yes! Her coloring is very Armani.
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- Go, Patrizia. Oh, oh, oh!
- [Patrizia barking]
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[speaking Italian]
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[in English] Patrizia, no! Come here!
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- Okay. Come on! Let's sit!
- [Claude] Patrizia!
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[Danny] What a spread! And balloons?
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[Anne] Yeah, it's for
all the birthdays that we've missed.
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And the one with the donut
is for Jack's hemorrhoid surgery.
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- Ugh.
- [Kate yells]
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[all exclaim]
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Oh my God! Everyone's hair is weird!
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Hi, sweetheart!
Lila's on the trampoline. Go find her.
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- Go.
- [Jack] No!
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- Okay, it's okay.
- [Anne] Oh!
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Wait, so are we not masking?
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We're outside. We all stayed home
for two weeks. I think we're good.
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- [Patrizia barking]
- Okay. You're right. We're all right.
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Yeah, honey, I don't think
you can catch anything.
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We're six feet apart.
Just relax, have some wine.
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[Anne] Mm.
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Oh shit, Jack, that's mine!
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[sniffles]
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Nick, can you toss me that hand sanitizer?
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- Are you gonna put this in your mouth?
- [scoffs] No.
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I'm gonna put it in my butt.
Do a handstand.
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["Autumn" playing]
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- So, explain to me these sweaters.
- [laughing]
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- [Nick] Okay.
- Okay, well thank you for asking.
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These are from
our favorite Instagram account.
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It's called Jeffrey Knitsit,
and he's actually blind.
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- I can tell by the sweaters. Yeah.
- [Nick laughing]
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[Nick and Danny laugh]
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And these are meant to raise awareness--
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That you are both dorks.
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- Yes.
- Sorry.
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- [Nick] It's working for you.
- [laughs]
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Hey, if you think this is dorky,
you're gonna hate this.
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- Oh, maybe not.
- Yes.
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Since it all started,
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we have been reading
each other a poem every night.
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- Oh! Gross!
- No, no, no. I hate you. I hate you.
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Say whatever you want, but we have not had
one argument since March 10th.
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- [Patrizia barking]
- [Claude] Patrizia, please.
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Maybe you should run her a little bit.
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- What?
- Run her. A little trot. Like a dog show.
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Okay. Okay, love. Patrizia.
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- Watch this.
- Listen, tomorrow there is a talent show.
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It's mandatory.
Lila and I made a sign and a trophy.
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- All right.
- Oh! Okay, Supermom.
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[Nick] You have no idea.
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When I first met this one,
she was this fearless punk rock chick.
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Okay, it's true.
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Hanging out, smoking cigarettes
outside of Arlene's Grocery. Ooh!
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First thing she ever said to me…
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[in unison] "God, you're a douchebag."
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Yeah, and I was like, "Oh, I am definitely
going to marry that mean lady."
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- [laughs]
- [Nick] Now, she takes care of us.
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And you come up with
these fun little creative adventures
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and lift our spirits.
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- [Patrizia whining]
- Danny, she's still very nervous.
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Maybe she's keying off your energy.
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- Relax.
- What?
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Relax, here.
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[Anne] It's all for Lila, right?
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If we didn't have a kid,
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we probably would have
drank ourselves to death months ago.
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[Danny] Wow.
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- Should we have a kid?
- Are you serious?
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- [Patrizia whining]
- [exhales]
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[Claude] Sit.
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Patrizia.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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It's getting cold.
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Should we maybe grab
the heaters from the deck?
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No, let's go inside.
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- Good idea.
- Come on.
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Are we sure about that?
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Like, I know I agreed to come, but I…
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brought sleeping bags
so we could sleep in the car.
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Jack, we did all the things. We're safe.
Come on. Anybody want to watch a movie?
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- [Danny] Yeah.
- [Nick] Yeah?
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[group chatter]
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[group chatter]
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["Allegro" from Il piacere
by Vivaldi playing]
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[Patrizia barking]
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[music fades]
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Oh. Why don't you wear
your Jeffrey Knitsit, and I'll change?
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Okay.
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Does everyone think I'm being insane?
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No. But, you know,
you could relax a little bit.
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Oh! Hey.
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We forgot to do our poem last night.
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Oh jeez. [laughs nervously]
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[snickers]
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What do we got here?
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"Ode to a Nightingale" by John Keats.
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Okay.
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"My heart aches,
and a drowsy numbness pains my sense,
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as though of hemlock I had drunk."
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How long is this one?
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A page and a half.
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Uh, "Or emptied some dull opiate
to the drains."
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Because I hear people downstairs
getting breakfast.
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Smells like he's doing bacon.
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"But being too happy in thine happiness,
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that thou light-winged Dryad
of the trees in some melodious plot
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of beechen greens and shadows…"
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[pensive music playing]
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[speaking Italian]
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- [cell phone buzzing]
- [in English] Hungry. Must be starving.
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[speaking Italian]
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[in English] Almost ready. Almost ready.
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Mmm! This is so good.
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[speaking Italian]
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- [in English] Come on, eat.
- [Patrizia whines]
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It's two days now. She won't eat.
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Well, she definitely ate something,
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because I found a juicy turd
on the stairs this morning.
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Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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[speaking Italian]
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[in English] No, no, that was me.
I had tequila last night.
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[Danny and Claude laugh]
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[barking]
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She doesn't like laughter.
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- How long have you had this dog?
- Five weeks.
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Do you love her?
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- That feels like a trick question.
- She cost $5,000.
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I'm just saying, a dog is not a child.
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And if it's not a good fit, then
you could find a different home for her.
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There's a couple right down the road here,
huge animal rescue people.
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Yeah, they have a pot-bellied pig
and so many senior cats.
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[Nick] I bet they'd take her.
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[Danny] We'll figure something out, Nick.
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We're just as qualified to be Patrizia's
parents as any two upstate lesbians.
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- I never said they were lesbians.
- They are.
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I know, but I never said that.
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[upbeat classical music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, it's working!
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- [Claude] Oh my God.
- Hi, can you see me?
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This technology is amazing.
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- Hey! Dad, we're doing a talent show.
- [Don] Great.
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And I'm gonna win.
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Cool your jets, big guy.
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Oh my God!
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Hi!
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Ooh, my nieces!
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[speaking Italian]
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[speaking Italian]
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[in English] Hey! [laughs]
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Mom.
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Mom, move into the camera.
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You're not on the camera.
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I see you just fine, baby.
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[Claude] Okay, let's just start.
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[cheering]
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Kick it off, Jack! Kick it off!
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♪ La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha!
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- [laughing]
- Ho, ho, ho!
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["Boss Bitch" playing]
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♪ Wrist full of rocks, hope I floatBig up yourself, you know they don't ♪
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♪ I chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke ♪
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♪ I'm a bitch… ♪
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[Danny] What?
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- [Nick] Yes!
- [mouthing lyrics]
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[Nick] Do it!
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♪ I'm a boss, I'm a bitch ♪
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My dear Lady Disdain, are you yet living?
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- Courtesy itself must convert to disdain…
- [Don] Oh, brother!
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Now it's some boring playthey did in college.
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[Anne] Dad, mute!
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[all cheering]
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[Nick sighs]
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A lot of work texts. Everything okay?
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- Yeah, it's all good.
- Okay.
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[Claude] For my next impression,
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this is my beloved Roberto Benigni
getting a free refill of coffee!
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Thank you! My God!
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- This is too much joy for me!
- [Danny laughing]
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I love the world!
I want to make love to all of you!
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- Please! [yells]
- [all laughing]
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- [yells]
- [all exclaim]
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In the spirit of Riverdance,
I bring you Lakedance.
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[lively dance music playing over speakers]
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[all exclaiming and laughing]
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[Jack] Cheater. You're not really dancing.
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[exclaiming]
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That's it.
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[Jack] We see Lila on the spoons.
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- [Kate] This is really good.
- [Jack] Boo!
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- [Danny] You're insane!
- [music ends]
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[all cheering]
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[in unison] The first
annual Covey award goes to…
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- My dad!
- [Nick] No! No!
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[all exclaiming]
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Thank you, honey.
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I guess I'm better than all of you.
I am more talented.
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- Shut up!
- [Danny] Oh God.
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["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
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[Nick snoring]
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[Patrizia growling]
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- [music fades]
- [Kate coughing]
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[sighs]
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Goddamn it!
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What's wrong?
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Kate's not feeling well,
so I sent her upstairs to do a test.
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Wait, home tests? Where did you get those?
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Yeah, our school nurse,
Teresa, volunteers at a clinic,
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so she slipped me a case
because I have pretty eyes.
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00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,953
- Oh.
- [Kate] Bad news. [sighs]
245
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:21,954
It's bright red.
246
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,165
- [all gasp]
- How in the hell?
247
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,666
[Kate] We should go home, I guess.
248
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,711
No, we can't all go in the car.
You might get Beth sick.
249
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:33,174
No, no, honey, just go up to Lila's room.
I'll make you some tea and toast. Go on.
250
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,635
[Jack sighs]
251
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,137
How'd this happen?
252
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,430
Huh? Who broke quarantine?
253
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,766
Nick, did you golf?
254
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:42,767
No.
255
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,727
What about you two, huh?
256
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,146
Any parties with your other,
hotter friend group?
257
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,440
No. Calm down, Dr. Fauci.
258
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:54,153
No, I won't calm down, because somebody
among us has betrayed the lockdown.
259
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,073
This is the worst production
of Jesus Christ Superstar I've ever seen.
260
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,824
- [Patrizia growls]
- [Anne] Ow!
261
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,618
I'm fine!
262
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,078
Um…
263
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:07,041
Don't panic, but Patrizia has run
into the woods with a bagel
264
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,126
and just a little bit of my finger.
265
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,127
Okay.
266
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,254
["Largo" from La tempesta di mare
by Vivaldi playing]
267
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,422
Patrizia!
268
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,883
Come here! Right now!
269
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:19,804
Oh.
270
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,639
I have to walk to you?
271
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,350
You little…
272
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,605
- Come on. Come on, Patrizia.
- [car approaching]
273
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,399
There we go.
274
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,488
Excuse me, do you know
where Nick Pagano lives?
275
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:38,698
Yeah, I do.
276
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,575
I told him I'd drop off this pie.
277
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,576
Oh.
278
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,123
Uh, well, I'll take it to him.
His family has COVID right now.
279
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,625
Oh. Um…
280
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,254
[grunts]
281
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:58,342
- Thank you.
- I'll make sure he gets it, okay? Bye-bye.
282
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:02,221
["Largo" from La tempesta di mare
by Vivaldi continues]
283
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,729
[speaking Italian]
284
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,898
- [in English] Where did you get that pie?
- Just take her inside.
285
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,318
Okay. Come on, let's go.
Let's go, Patrizia.
286
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,116
- [Nick] Hey, hey.
- Hey.
287
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,034
You gonna watch
the Notre Dame game with me?
288
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,244
Sounds good.
289
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,830
Should we also invite the chick
who dropped this pie off for you?
290
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,916
- [sighs] What?
- "What?"
291
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,209
Never go into acting.
292
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,128
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.
293
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,337
Was she here?
294
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,923
None of my business.
Just tighten up your game, all right?
295
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,301
Don't think for a second
I'll eat that Fatal Attraction pie.
296
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,178
- Danny. Danny!
- What?
297
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,262
It was…
298
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,806
It was a near miss.
299
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,224
That's all it was.
300
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,977
I got a little too friendly
with an actuary.
301
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,937
- Nick, I don't wanna know.
- We kissed.
302
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,940
It was a stupid, drunk group dinner.
303
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,444
And then the next day,
the world shut down.
304
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,279
Thank God.
305
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:07,578
Lockdown saved me, Danny.
Being home here with Anne and Lila…
306
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,871
Woke you up?
307
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,164
Yes.
308
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:16,670
I have not said anything even remotely
flirty to her in months, but she keeps--
309
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,380
Texting you. No shit, Sherlock.
310
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,717
I am so grateful
that nothing more happened.
311
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,678
Congratulations.
Maybe you should tell your wife that,
312
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,264
because she flinches
every time you receive a text.
313
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,182
She doesn't…
314
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:31,977
Oh.
315
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,231
[sighs] Okay. All right, I'll handle this.
316
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,107
- I will text Maureen right now.
- [scoffs]
317
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,860
Maureen. Gross.
318
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,323
How is it hot and also freezing out here?
319
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,408
["Largo" from Il piacere
by Vivaldi playing]
320
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,285
[sighs]
321
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,248
Okay.
322
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,086
- No, no, what are you doing?
- [sighs]
323
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,921
Oh no.
324
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,548
I'm sorry.
325
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,757
[music fades]
326
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,552
[groans]
327
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,679
[Kate groans]
328
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,642
- [Patrizia barking]
- [Danny groans]
329
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,770
Sounds like your baby misses you.
330
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,858
Yeah, that's probably why
my baby runs away every ten minutes.
331
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,235
[sighs]
332
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,572
Also, am I crazy,
333
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,241
or did Claude basically say
he didn't want to have children with me?
334
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,784
I caught that.
335
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:33,372
Maybe ask him again when he's not trying
to wrestle a dog into a ski outfit.
336
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,748
Hm. Yeah.
337
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,876
[exhales slowly]
338
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,169
How's Jack? Is he freaking out?
339
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,588
[thermometer beeping]
340
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,172
- A little bit.
- [groans]
341
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,384
You wanna open the window
and scream a poem at him?
342
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,511
I know we're being weird,
343
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,265
but these little rituals
are what he needs right now.
344
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,603
[groans] You know his grade partner
got so sick she had to be intubated.
345
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:56,645
Jesus.
346
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,982
So, now my job is to be
347
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:04,486
as calm and comforting
as a gravity blanket.
348
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,196
- Ah.
- [Kate groans]
349
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,033
[Danny] He's lucky he married you.
You never freak out.
350
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,368
Freakouts are a choice.
351
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,246
- Adults should not freak out.
- [chuckles softly]
352
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,832
That's insane. Say more.
353
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,918
[laughs, shivers]
354
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,128
It's just kind of narcissistic, you know?
355
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:26,592
It's like, oh, you get to be the one
who loses their mind and creates chaos.
356
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,135
What a luxury.
357
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:34,642
And why do we think we're this way?
And by we, I mean you.
358
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,894
Eh…
359
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,022
When I was in sixth grade,
360
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:45,486
I had to live with my aunt
because my mom wouldn't stop crying.
361
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,571
[both groan softly]
362
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:49,990
Wait, what?
363
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,784
It's okay.
364
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,915
Come on. Poopy-poo.
365
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,834
[speaking Italian]
366
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,919
Poop!
367
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,421
[in English] Come on, Patrizia.
Please. Stop barking.
368
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,507
- [Patrizia barking]
- [groans]
369
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,592
Oh! Thank you so much.
370
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,679
Go, let's go. Come on.
371
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,263
- May I ask you a question?
- Hm?
372
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,852
When you were picking out a dog,
why did you choose one that hates you?
373
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,604
Okay, I had no choice.
374
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:24,942
Danny's the one who wanted a dog.
I wanted a bird named Patrizia.
375
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:29,613
A bird? A bird would have been
so great at staying in your apartment.
376
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,116
Believe me, I wish
I could tell Danny to return her
377
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,326
to whatever store in hell
he bought her from.
378
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,497
She always goes straight for my genitals
every time I get out of the shower.
379
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,582
Well, I'm sorry about that.
380
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,294
Do you think I can talk
to the lesbians without Danny?
381
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,506
No. No. No, no, no.
It's not the right thing to do.
382
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,632
I don't know, man.
383
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,967
Sometimes the right thing to do
384
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,178
is just whatever
doesn't blow up your entire world.
385
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,725
Take me to the lesbians.
386
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,103
If it's meant to be, you'll find them.
387
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,898
I'm kidding. I will call Dana.
388
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,943
- Yeah?
- Okay. Stay away from my genitals.
389
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,071
[whispering] Danny?
390
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,949
- Danny.
- [Danny] Hm?
391
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,325
Patrizia's gone.
392
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,119
What do you mean Patrizia's gone?
393
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,997
She ran away, and we look everywhere,
but we can't find her.
394
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,291
Oh. Okay, uh…
395
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,543
Where are you going?
No, no, you're too sick to go out.
396
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,795
Titties Glenn Close will skin her.
397
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,174
Huh?
398
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,425
It's the fever.
399
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,260
I need you to be
honest with me, all right?
400
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,847
You didn't go anywhere, did you, Lila?
Like, no play dates?
401
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,182
I'm literally 15.
402
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,310
[Danny] Patrizia! Patrizia!
403
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,644
Okay, what about a bubble?
404
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,230
You in some kind of a bubble,
like a school bubble?
405
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,983
- You're the only one that went anywhere.
- [scoffs] No, I didn't.
406
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,986
Yeah, you went to the clinic
that Nurse Teresa works at,
407
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,031
and then you stood in line with a bunch
of people who thought they had COVID.
408
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,077
["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
409
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,624
Will you taste this?
410
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,378
Mom, that's so salty.
411
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,464
[music turns poignant]
412
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,467
Nick!
413
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,553
Make sure the turkey gets to 165.
Okay, that's my brain.
414
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,055
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
415
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,557
Throw away the potatoes.
There's still yams.
416
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,684
And Lila knows how
to do the Brussels sprouts.
417
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,602
Yes, ma'am.
418
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:28,607
- Here we go. Six, seven, eight, all right.
- [Anne groans]
419
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,359
[Nick] There we go.
420
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:31,777
Oh.
421
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,280
Who are you texting?
422
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,699
I was setting a 15-minute timer.
423
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,659
Oh.
424
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,497
[Anne whines]
425
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,959
- Mwah!
- Are you nuts?
426
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,252
We're all going down.
427
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,092
[door closes]
428
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,024
[laughs softly]
429
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,610
[sighs]
430
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,116
- [sighs]
- ["Allegro" from Il piacere playing]
431
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,450
Patrizia.
432
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,536
[coughing]
433
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,955
[groans] Oh.
434
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,957
Patrizia.
435
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,626
Where the fuck is that dog?
436
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,963
- [woman 1] What if we call you Patty?
- [woman 2] Uh…
437
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,842
[woman 1] Are you Patty? Are you Patty?
438
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,886
[woman 2] Good girl.
439
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,762
Patrizia. Paw.
440
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,723
Good girl.
441
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,766
Oh, her paws are a little yeasty.
442
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,227
Yeah, we should throw out
all that food that guy gave us.
443
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,520
[woman 1] Mm-hm.
444
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,732
For fuck's sake, look at her eyes.
445
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,860
- Oh, they're so beautiful.
- [in Spanish] What are you doing?
446
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:55,861
Oh, the beauty.
447
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,614
[speaking Spanish]
448
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,490
[woman 2 in English] Perfect girl. Up.
449
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,578
- Good girl. [laughing]
- Let me get in there.
450
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,080
Hi. Can you kiss it? [squeals]
451
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,457
You're such a good girl.
452
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,210
- [woman 1] My goodness.
- [both] You are home.
453
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,837
[woman 2 in Spanish] Kiss.
454
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,380
[women laugh]
455
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,843
[man in English on radio]
Turn on the TV news. Listen to the radio.
456
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,930
Everyone is concerned about COVIDand Thanksgiving, right?
457
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,891
Two facts to keep in mind.COVID right now is on…
458
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,769
Hey! What are you doing?
459
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,354
Stay away, I'm infected.
460
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,772
I am too.
461
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,107
- Huh?
- [gasps]
462
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,943
- Wait--
- We're COVID buddies.
463
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,029
I got everybody sick. [mutters]
464
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,614
I must be asymptomatic.
465
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:44,409
Okay, your worst nightmare came true.
Now what? I have news for you, buddy.
466
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,412
You cannot control the universe
with your butthole. Get out.
467
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,165
- Get out. Come on.
- No. Everybody's mad at me.
468
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,751
- What?
- Everybody's mad at me.
469
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,836
I can't hear what you're saying.
470
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,755
- Everybody's mad at me.
- Yes, I can, I can hear.
471
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,382
- Goddamn it!
- [chortles]
472
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,716
I got it.
473
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,634
Come on.
474
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,970
Here, here. Take it. Take it. Take it.
475
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,847
Look, nobody's mad at you.
It's not your fault.
476
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,266
No, it's your fault.
477
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,893
Hold on a second. How am I in trouble?
478
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,020
You made us come here, all right?
479
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,398
You told me everything was gonna be fine,
and it's not fine.
480
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,441
Okay, you can be mad if you want.
481
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,567
I'm not mad!
482
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,652
- Yes, you are.
- God.
483
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,822
And whenever you pretend not to be,
it comes out sideways.
484
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:25,617
So, there you go.
Hit my hand as hard as you can.
485
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,369
What? No, I'll hurt you.
486
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,247
- Oh, fuck you, you'll hurt me.
- I'm not hitting you, all right?
487
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:35,043
Hit it. Oh, that's right. You can't hit me
because you're America's nicest boy.
488
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,421
- [laughing]
- Stop touching me.
489
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,840
I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you at all.
490
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,049
[both grunting]
491
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,136
Good, good, let it out.
Remember, I got the back stuff.
492
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,053
Selfish prick.
493
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,139
Well, you had to have your party, huh?
494
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,224
You always do whatever the fuck you want.
495
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,642
You don't care who gets hurt.
496
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,353
- No, no, I'm not that guy!
- [lively classical music playing]
497
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:58,275
Oh, you are legendarily that guy!
How do you think you won the talent show?
498
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:02,195
'Cause even the children
understand you're a little fucking baby!
499
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,489
- Fuck you, I'm trying.
- Well, not hard enough.
500
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,449
Get off of me!
501
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,285
[both grunting]
502
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,995
I wish I was like you!
503
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:14,708
You're such a good man.
You take care of your family.
504
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:19,713
Yeah, but I didn't!
Goddamn it! I'm so sick of being scared!
505
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,298
Fuck!
506
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,592
Fuck!
507
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,303
[music crescendos]
508
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,429
Okay.
509
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,139
[music fades]
510
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,474
There you go.
511
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,768
Good job.
512
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,935
[exhales]
513
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,313
You can always dump this stuff on me.
514
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,439
Okay.
515
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,609
Are you crying?
516
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,027
No.
517
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,321
I'm helping you.
518
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,740
I win.
519
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,784
- [scoffs]
- [laughs]
520
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:51,161
[both breathing heavily]
521
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,288
[groans, sniffles]
522
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,831
You didn't find her?
523
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,127
No, Claude, I sure didn't.
524
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:03,673
I walked all over
and didn't see a single lost dog.
525
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:07,552
Saw a lot of dogs with owners,
but no lost dogs.
526
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,263
What a mystery.
527
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:14,393
Hopefully she finds a family
who loves her as much as we did.
528
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:19,147
[scoffs] Well, but we'll never know
because we certainly never talked about it
529
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,607
or chose them.
530
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,067
[snickers]
531
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:26,238
I guess all we'll ever know
is uncertainty and heartbreak.
532
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,449
"Heartbreak" is a strong word.
533
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:34,121
No? It's like Nick said.
Um, "A dog is not a child."
534
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,081
Well, thank God
we don't have one of those.
535
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:38,917
[exhales] I guess this proves
that we're not cut out for it.
536
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:43,046
But Danny, that's a whole
different conversation. Come on.
537
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:46,925
- Listen.
- [stomach gurgling]
538
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,262
- What?
- Can COVID give you diarrhea?
539
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,556
It can, yes.
540
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:53,890
Oh boy.
541
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:57,436
[pensive classical music playing]
542
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:11,533
There's so much food,
and everything tastes like metal.
543
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,620
I can't wait to blast this everywhere
in an hour.
544
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,415
Thank you, Nick,
545
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:21,209
for the best worst Thanksgiving
of my life.
546
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,839
I am sorry that I made everyone come here.
547
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:31,052
And I am sorry that
Jack made everyone sick.
548
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,513
[Nick laughs softly]
549
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,560
But I need you guys.
550
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,645
Like a donkey.
551
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,775
Did you know that
you can't just have one donkey?
552
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,778
You have to have two donkeys,
553
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,280
or else they go insane.
554
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,282
This is true.
555
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,576
[chuckles] It's true.
556
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,829
Bless you, honey.
557
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,915
[Nick and Kate laugh]
558
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:07,672
[groans]
559
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,424
Oh!
560
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:12,928
Somebody brought a whole pie,
and I never even put it out.
561
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,475
That was glass.
Why did you just throw that out?
562
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:20,060
Uh-- [sighs]
563
00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:22,562
That's a fresh pie.
We can have it tomorrow.
564
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,022
I-- I, uh--
565
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:25,106
We don't…
566
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,193
Are you okay?
567
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,075
The person who kept texting me
was a woman.
568
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,202
I did not sleep with her.
569
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,746
- I did kiss her.
- [gasps]
570
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,792
A stupid, meaningless flirtation.
571
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:48,255
And it's completely over,
and it'll never happen again.
572
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,427
Yeah, but it probably
will happen again though, right, Nick?
573
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,389
No, Annie, it won't.
574
00:25:58,473 --> 00:25:59,516
Okay.
575
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,853
What about the woman
at the golf tournament a couple years ago,
576
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,146
the brunette?
577
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,399
You remember, the one with the nails?
578
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,486
[sighs] Yes.
579
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,737
Mm.
580
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,741
I knew it.
581
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,410
I fucked up. I'm sorry.
582
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,621
I love you.
583
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:23,790
Please don't leave me.
584
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:25,834
God, you're a douchebag.
585
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,753
You don't think I'm gonna leave you,
586
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,632
because you think
I don't know how to live without you.
587
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:35,885
And that is why this is so fucking mean.
588
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:36,803
Oh, honey…
589
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:40,890
No, do not come near me.
Fuck this. I'm done!
590
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:45,353
["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
591
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,563
[exhales sharply]
592
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,863
[Anne crying]
593
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,296
[whimpers] Fuck.
594
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,632
[grunting]
595
00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,510
[gasping, crying]
596
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,109
[breathes heavily]
597
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,906
[sighs]
598
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,499
[music fades]
599
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,335
I cannot be here for Christmas.
600
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:53,672
[sniffles]
601
00:28:10,146 --> 00:28:13,483
["Winter" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
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