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Good boy! 14 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:38,056 Well, five hours, but… Oh, it's amazing what a little extra sleep can do. 15 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,390 I feel so awake. 16 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,851 I also came up with, like, five business ideas. 17 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:46,356 One is for a fitness app that has a storytelling component. 18 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,483 And one's a fitness app that links with your aura. 19 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,610 And then one's a fitness app that, um… 20 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,196 Okay, you know what? I think they're all bad, 21 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,365 but I-- I feel really good. 22 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,284 Come on. You can burp for Mama. I don't know why he's not-- 23 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,995 - Here, let me try. - Yeah, um, okay. 24 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:04,624 [in raspy voice] I can try it. I could try it. 25 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,627 Yes, we're gonna get this. 26 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,337 We're gonna get these burps out. 27 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,880 [Eugene burps] 28 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,924 [laughs] Oh! You got it. 29 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:16,094 [in playful raspy voice] Gino always saves his best burps for me. 30 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,053 Thank you. 31 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,805 Uh, so where-- where were you? 32 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:21,224 Oh, I, uh, went for a walk. 33 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,102 Oh, no, but in the middle of the night you weren't in bed. [chuckles] 34 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:28,398 Yeah. I, uh, slept outside. 35 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:29,983 I was really drunk, 36 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:33,611 so I just, like, basically passed out in the gutter outside the house. 37 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,280 What? Oh, my God! 38 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,365 No, that's a lie. 39 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,367 I had sex with a man. 40 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,327 - [gasps] - Please don't tell anyone. 41 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,413 [shaky gasping] 42 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:47,000 ["Summer" from The Four Seasons by Vivaldi playing] 43 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,173 [Danny] I need that house. Buy me that. 44 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,883 - [laughing] - [Kate] Good morning. 45 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,051 - Hey. Morning. - Hey, I'm making breakfast. 46 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,679 Just don't do that thing where you make one plate of eggs 47 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,473 and somehow 35 pots and pans get dirty in the process. 48 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,601 But then we can have fun washing dishes together! 49 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,519 I could snap the towel at your butt. 50 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,687 [laughing] 51 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,522 - [Jack] Whoo! - Okay, we get it. 52 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,774 You had sex. It's gross. Grow up. 53 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,110 - [chuckles] - Are you gonna hang out with Mark today? 54 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:18,156 I don't know. I texted him, and he wrote back, "Can't. Family thing." 55 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,033 You think we weirded him out? 56 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:24,245 Yeah, he's probably had enough of us. I would leave it. I would just leave it. 57 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,456 Oh, no. We're out of eggs. I'll get more today. 58 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,166 Oh, don't bother. We're leaving tomorrow. 59 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,375 No, we leave Monday. 60 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,085 Yeah, it's Sunday. 61 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,171 [Danny and Anne chatter indistinctly] 62 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,675 What's happening? Are you… crying? 63 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,303 I don't know, I just got sad all of a sudden. Sorry. 64 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,429 Oh, my God. Well, here. 65 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:43,723 - Don't touch me! It'll come out. - [Jack] Okay. 66 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:44,933 I'm uncomfortable. 67 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,100 [sniffling] 68 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,686 - [Jack] What's going on? - Nothing. No, I just-- 69 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,105 I think I'm just sad that vacation's coming to an end. 70 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:55,068 You know, I don't want to go back to work and normal life and… 71 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,153 Our house? 72 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:58,988 You know what I mean. 73 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,866 We're just-- We're just having a lot of fun, and… 74 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,202 you're your old self here. 75 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,623 So it's not home. It's going home with me. 76 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,334 No, that is not… 77 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,753 what I… 78 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:17,674 Hey, this sentence is not making me feel better the slower you say it, 79 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,008 so I'm gonna go for a run. 80 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,760 I'll work on being less of a bummer. 81 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:22,804 Jack… 82 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,599 [sighs] 83 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,520 How? He didn't even cook anything. 84 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,901 Chic? Or Anne of Green Gable? 85 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,654 Chic because Anne of Green Gable. 86 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,364 Hey, guys. How's it going? 87 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,283 - [Danny] Hey. - Is Jack home? 88 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,076 - Uh, he's out for a run. - Oh. Okay. 89 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:48,079 I-I took his vape by accident. Maybe you could give it back to him? 90 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,583 And also, there's something in here for Anne. 91 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,837 - Oh, she's home. Want me to get her? - No, no, I'm late for a family thing. 92 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,755 So see you later. 93 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:58,965 Bye. 94 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,055 Wait. 95 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,265 Wait. 96 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:08,808 Okay, now. 97 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,685 [gasps] 98 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,604 - [laughing] - Did you know about this? 99 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,356 I did not know. 100 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,483 Oh, good for her! 101 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,694 [speaking Italian] 102 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,404 [in English] She deserves to be a whore. 103 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,073 Oh, hey. Brenda just emailed. 104 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,368 "Checking in because another family wants me to be their surrogate, 105 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,870 but I loved meeting you guys." 106 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,497 She wants to know if we're still considering her. 107 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,334 I don't know. Are we? 108 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,294 I think so. I liked her. 109 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,049 - Should we tell her that we're in? - Let's talk about it when we are home. 110 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,176 We should never make a big decision on holiday. 111 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,346 That's how I came from Bermuda with the crystal statue of Cinderella. 112 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,805 - Come on. - Okay. 113 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,142 - Do you not want to do it? - I just want to keep talking about it. 114 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,686 If we keep talking about it, we'll never do it. 115 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,735 [Danny sighs] 116 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,028 I know it's scary. 117 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,072 I'm nervous about it, too. 118 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,825 - At some point, we have to take the leap. - I don't want to do it. 119 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:11,996 What? 120 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:14,457 I'm sorry. 121 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,043 I've just been thinking about how much work kids are, 122 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,128 how tired new parents are. That-- 123 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,465 I worry we are too old. 124 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,927 We are not too old. You saw me at my high school reunion. 125 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:29,180 I looked like a celebrity at a charity event for bald, fat men. 126 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,183 Listen. 127 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,562 I know we could do it. 128 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,691 All I'm asking is, should we do it? 129 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:41,651 Yes. 130 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,364 Well, at this moment, I think no. 131 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,826 So we keep talking about it when we're home. 132 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,286 We'll figure it out. We always do. 133 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,579 See you later. 134 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:57,458 [gentle music playing] 135 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,421 [sighs] 136 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,714 [upbeat music playing] 137 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:04,841 Mwah! 138 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:07,427 [laughs] 139 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,683 Go faster or let me ride in front of you. 140 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:14,851 No. 141 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:17,854 Danny! 142 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,732 Oh, shit. Okay. 143 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:22,984 Park my bike. 144 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,528 [Kate] I hate this bit. 145 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,405 I'm not picking up your bike. 146 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:34,620 Ugh. 147 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,247 Wow! 148 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:41,210 Okay, 655 Ocean Lane! 149 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:46,716 Wow! I mean, the wallpaper is Midwest funeral home, 150 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:50,428 the storks can go fuck themselves, but the house! 151 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:54,557 Ha! If we were smart, we would buy it and turn it into a bed and breakfast. 152 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,143 Oh, I'm in. I will retire early and run it. 153 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,769 And then when our husbands die… 154 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,563 Claude, botched facelift. 155 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,566 Jack, perforated rectum from too many unnecessary colonoscopies. 156 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,067 [whispers] We'll live here together. 157 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,444 [sighs] 158 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:07,862 Can we do it now? 159 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:10,698 [laughing] Claude's pissing me off. 160 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,909 Oh, is it because of his bonnet? 161 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,994 The surrogate asked if we were still interested. 162 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,413 But now all of a sudden, Claude thinks that we're too old. 163 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,166 Oof! I mean, I get it. 164 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,002 No, bitch. You're supposed to say, "You're not too old. How dare he?" 165 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,962 I'm sorry. You are very young. 166 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,298 You-You-You told me who SZA was. 167 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,927 Do I know for sure, for sure, if we should do it? 168 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,804 No. But I do know we can't keep talking about it. 169 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:37,141 We're either never gonna do it, or we're gonna become two Tony Randalls 170 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,102 who feed our baby applesauce that we also eat. 171 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:46,359 Okay, if you're really having trouble making a decision… 172 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:49,237 - My therapist has a book. - No. Absolutely not. 173 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,572 - The Three Magic Questions. - I'll kill you in your sleep. 174 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,742 It really helped me decide whether I should do Invisalign for a third time. 175 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,079 - I decided, possibly at a later date. - There's nothing to decide. 176 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,331 At this point, we just need to push through. 177 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:02,375 Yes, you could push through, 178 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,503 or you could seriously consider Claude's concerns. 179 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,464 - Like, is this right for both of you, or… - Hi. Brenda? 180 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,217 We are definitely still interested. 181 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,052 What are you doing? 182 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,178 I'm pushing through. 183 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:18,599 ["Presto" from La tempesta di mare by Vivaldi playing] 184 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:33,322 Man, there is nothing like a long run and a dip in the ocean 185 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,449 to make you feel totally at peace. 186 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,244 Oh, dick, I swam with my wallet. 187 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:41,247 Hey, I think I'm gonna take the baby in for his first swim. 188 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,958 Oh, honey, he hasn't even had his shots yet. 189 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,002 You're gonna take him in a fish toilet? 190 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,839 [laughs] I'm not gonna dunk him. I'm just gonna dip his little toes in. 191 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,632 My yogurt card. Shit. 192 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,510 Listen, you are the mom. 193 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,220 Whatever you think, it's fine. 194 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,930 [Jack] It was fully punched out, too. Shit. 195 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,349 No, it's… It's probably a bad idea. 196 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,767 Wait, there's Mark. 197 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,269 Mark! 198 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,230 - Mark! - [Claude] Just stop, Jack, please. 199 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,150 God, this is because of the swinger thing. Mark! 200 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,151 Come on, Jack. 201 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,152 Mark! 202 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,404 Mark! 203 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:16,532 Jack, it could be for many reasons. Perhaps stop screaming "Mark." 204 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,117 I gotta explain myself. 205 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,368 What? 206 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,914 Jack! Come back! Why?! 207 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,000 - Wait, is that the guy that you-- - [mouthing] Yes. 208 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,209 Shh! 209 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,131 - Hey, buddy, listen… - No, Jack, no. 210 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,843 Oh, my God! You did have a family thing. 211 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,470 Oh, I'm sorry! 212 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:39,972 Sorry! 213 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,434 Sorry, sorry. Congrats. 214 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,603 ["Allegro" from La tempesta di mare by Vivaldi playing] 215 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,980 Well, catch us after! We're right over there. 216 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,610 Sorry again! 217 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,575 So, are you gonna tell me why you were crying this morning? 218 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,035 Oh! 219 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,286 I don't know. 220 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:07,416 Our house has just been kind of a bummer recently. 221 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,085 Because of the chevron backsplash? 222 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,796 Do not use your powers against me. 223 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:18,052 When I ask Jack if he's feeling better, he says yes, but something's off. 224 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,471 At night, he barely talks to me. 225 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,766 He just zones out on the couch watching SportsCenter. 226 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,268 Like when he's high or all the time? 227 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,645 Well, Jack doesn't get high. 228 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,024 Okay, not a big deal, but maybe a big deal for you. 229 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,778 Remember back in college when I took you to a Cypress Hill concert 230 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:39,281 and you asked me, "Do you think anyone here is on drugs?" 231 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,659 - Yeah. - [chuckling] Well… 232 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,454 [tense strings from "Summer" from The Four Seasons by Vivaldi] 233 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,957 Oh, no. What's on that thumb drive? 234 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,502 Oh, sweetheart. 235 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,629 I love these. 236 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,339 Hey, Jack. 237 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,216 Hey, man. I hope I didn't ruin the wedding. 238 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,635 Oh, God, no. Nobody even cared. 239 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,929 Except the photographer, who says you're in every picture. 240 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,015 Hi, guys. Hey, Anne. 241 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,058 Hey, hi. 242 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,018 [chuckles nervously] 243 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,647 Hey, we're all going to the boardwalk for our last night. You in? 244 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,315 Oh, uh… 245 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,567 Yeah, maybe. 246 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,195 Yes. You should come. 247 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,489 If you're, I mean, free. 248 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,907 Okay, great. Yeah. 249 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,202 I just gotta go to my niece's reception, but I can dip out early. 250 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,746 It's not even my goddaughter. 251 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,747 Awesome. 252 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,081 [laughing] Okay, awesome. 253 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,000 Cool. 254 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,544 - I'll see you later. - [Claude] Okay, then. 255 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,172 - "Cool"? Why am I… "Cool." - No, that's cool. 256 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,798 That is cool. You are cool. 257 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,175 Yeah, you're cool. 258 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,844 - Hey. - Hey. 259 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,013 Mark Brett dropped this off for you. 260 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:50,186 Okay, okay. I cannot emphasize enough how not a big deal this is. 261 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,645 Then why are you hiding it? 262 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,898 Because we don't have to tell each other everything. 263 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:57,651 I know you still Google your high school boyfriend, but you don't tell me that. 264 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,862 Because he cheated on me, and I like that he's ugly now. 265 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,990 [sighs] Look, at the end of the school year, 266 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,201 I had a bunch of confiscated vapes from the kids. 267 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,329 So you started using them? How often are you doing this? 268 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,998 Not often. Just, like, at night. 269 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,666 Every night? 270 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,878 So-- So when I'm suffering through SportsCenter with you, you're high? 271 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,756 I'm not high, all right? It's like a glass of wine. 272 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,966 I could do the Saturday crossword. 273 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,510 Not Pizza Man! You'll die! 274 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,720 [mischievous waltz playing] 275 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,014 I guess I'll find out for myself. 276 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,350 [sighing] 277 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,977 [humming] 278 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,441 Hey, honey. You know, if you want to go on the boardwalk tonight, 279 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,068 I'm happy to stay home with Gino. 280 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,903 Nope, that is okay. 281 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,947 [sighs] I'm gonna bring him. 282 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,407 Oh. Are you sure? 283 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,910 It gets pretty dirtbaggy after dark. 284 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,913 The other night I saw a woman with a Three Stooges tube top 285 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,249 headbutt her boyfriend, and her boob popped out. 286 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:57,753 Well, I think we can manage just fine. I'm the mom, right? 287 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:01,340 Yeah, no, I'm just saying I'm happy to stay home. 288 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,759 I know you're happy to stay home, 289 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:08,264 because then you would not have to see the man that you had S-E-X with. 290 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,975 Okay, you got me, I'll go. 291 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,936 Hey, who's ready to hit the boardwalk, bitches? 292 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,397 ["Santeria" by Sublime playing] 293 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,026 - Whoo! - Winner! 294 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,946 [bell ringing] 295 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,033 ♪ I don't practice Santeria ♪ 296 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,953 ♪ I ain't got no crystal ball ♪ 297 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,790 ♪ Well, I had a million dollars, but I ♪ 298 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,834 ♪ Well, I'd spend it all ♪ 299 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,836 [indistinct chatter] 300 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,590 Wait, you guys! Should we stop and get beers? 301 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,551 But they have live music, your greatest hate. 302 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,262 Honestly, it's a vibe. 303 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,223 Uh, Katherine, are you blazed? 304 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,975 Danny, I did a drug. 305 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,352 I've decided I'm gonna buy beers for everybody. 306 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,063 Beer, beer, beer, beer. Ginny? 307 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,608 I will pump and dump. 308 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,110 [all cheering] 309 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,362 Wow. Honestly, I get why you do this. 310 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,741 If I did this every night, I wouldn't feel so miserable all the time. 311 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,951 You feel miserable all the time? 312 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,536 Hey, guys! 313 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,704 Mark Brett! 314 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,080 [laughing] 315 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,165 Hey, man. 316 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,292 Hey, guys. 317 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,543 - Hi, Anne. - Hi, Mark. 318 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,502 Hey. 319 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,549 Guys, do you think anybody is gonna judge me for drinking with a baby? 320 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,384 On the Jersey Shore boardwalk? 321 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,553 - [cackles evilly] - [all laugh] 322 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,934 So, I'm sorry I snuck out this morning. 323 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,602 Is that what happened? 324 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:40,105 I assumed I rolled over and the Aerobed launched you out the window. 325 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,107 I just, I didn't want it to be awkward, 326 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,443 and I think maybe I got in my head a little bit. 327 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,821 Hey, look, no pressure from over here. You're leaving tomorrow, right? 328 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,366 This is the last night we're ever gonna see each other. 329 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,451 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 330 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:55,579 So we don't have to worry about impressing each other 331 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,373 or wonder where this is going. 332 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,833 Uh, it's going nowhere, baby. 333 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,754 We can do everything wrong if we want. Watch this. I love you, Anne. 334 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,255 - Okay. - [laughing] 335 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,091 Well, let me try. 336 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,762 That baby over there is my late husband's. 337 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,972 What! 338 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,932 [laughing] See? Nothing matters. 339 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,434 Yeah, a trashy summer fling. 340 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,811 This could get weird. 341 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,854 ♪ Spring'll soon be gone ♪ 342 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,314 ♪ Wildwood days ♪ 343 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,899 ♪ Summer's coming on♪ 344 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,275 ♪ Wildwood days ♪ 345 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,652 I got your crotch! 346 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,488 It looks like you peed your pants! You peed in your pants! 347 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,241 ♪ Lots of summer love ♪ 348 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,617 - I got it! - [Anne screams] 349 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,618 Yes! 350 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,786 ♪ Wildwood days ♪ 351 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,538 ♪ After school is out ♪ 352 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,164 ♪ Wildwood days ♪ 353 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,958 ♪ Heading down the shore ♪ 354 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,127 ♪ Wildwood days ♪ 355 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,211 Kate? 356 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:49,049 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Those Wildwood days ♪ 357 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,553 ♪ Wild, wild Wildwood days ♪ 358 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,971 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 359 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,974 ♪ Every day's a holiday ♪ 360 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,561 ♪ And every night is a Saturday night ♪ 361 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,355 ♪ Oh, those Wildwood days ♪ 362 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,816 ♪ Wild, wild Wildwood days ♪ 363 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,402 ♪ And then those party lights ♪ 364 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,447 ♪ Wild, wild, Wildwood nights ♪ 365 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,198 No! 366 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,408 ♪ You'll be mine ♪ 367 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,701 ♪ Wildwood days ♪ 368 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,494 ♪ 'Cause it's kissing time ♪ 369 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,163 ♪ Wildwood days ♪ 370 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,956 ♪ Gonna twist again ♪ 371 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,624 ♪ Wildwood days… ♪ 372 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,211 Ah. 373 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,380 Thank you. 374 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,799 I want to be in the middle. It's too spinny on the outside. 375 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,595 - What? What are you talking about? - It's true, because of centrifugal force. 376 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,889 Bitch gets high once and thinks she works at NASA. 377 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,931 [both laughing] 378 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,933 What is this email from Brenda? 379 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,811 Why is she accepting our offer? 380 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,564 - Okay, listen. I think-- - Are you fucking serious? 381 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,108 I'm wearing my father's face as a mask. 382 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,651 - What? - What the fuck? 383 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,111 [angry shouting] 384 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,447 [laughing] 385 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,532 ["Summer" from The Four Seasons plays] 386 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,950 [Danny and Claude arguing] 387 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,535 [all laughing] 388 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,705 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 389 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,584 - [music continues] - [arguing indistinctly] 390 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,044 [Mark whooping] 391 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,587 [overlapping chatter] 392 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,090 [retching] 393 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,592 This is too high. 394 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,844 This is how you feel every night? 395 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,222 Well, I weigh, like, ten pounds more than you. 396 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,848 It's more than ten pounds! 397 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,475 [retches and coughs] 398 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,727 So what I say doesn't matter, right? 399 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,021 You're just gonna do whatever you wanna do? 400 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,815 - Come on. - Huh? No, come on, un cazzo. 401 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,526 Listen to me. This is how it always is with us. 402 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:35,030 You call the shots, and I go along with it because I have to make you happy. 403 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:39,326 Like, uh, Patrizia, our wedding song, the Halloween decorations. 404 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,913 I told you you could put your Dracula out. You just couldn't turn it on. 405 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,833 Fuck the Dracula. This is a baby we're talking about. 406 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,710 It's not something I can just go along with. 407 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,381 I said, Danny, I said I don't want to do it, and I meant it. 408 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,800 So why'd you say you wanted to do it months ago? 409 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:58,178 Because I would have loved to have a baby with you. 410 00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,680 Okay? 411 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,891 I would've loved to be fathers together. 412 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,728 But I'm sorry, I… 413 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,942 We're older now, and I just think the window has closed. 414 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,906 Well, that's just fucking great. 415 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,700 So, okay. 416 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,535 What's your big plans for us now? 417 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,913 Are we just gonna redo our kitchen over and over again? 418 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,916 I don't want to get to the end of my life, 419 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,836 look back at this conversation, and say we fucked up! 420 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,590 Aren't you afraid we're gonna regret this? 421 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,758 We might regret it. We might. 422 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,595 But I don't regret it right now. 423 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,307 I'm sorry, Danny. 424 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,520 [sighs] 425 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,486 Feels like this night is done. 426 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,656 You know what? I'm gonna get going too. Guys, I'm gonna head out. 427 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,202 Okay, man. I'll check out that podcast you told me about. 428 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,163 I'm gonna check out that dry rub that you recommended for steaks. 429 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,665 - Well, it works on pork chops, too. - [both laugh] 430 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,757 Well, Mark, it's been a great summer. 431 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,926 Yeah, it has. I'm sad to see it come to an end. 432 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,969 Well, it has to, because this fall, 433 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,432 you're gonna be playing ball at State, and I'm gonna be at ballet school. 434 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,936 Yes, where you will incorporate hip-hop into the dance routines. 435 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:29,853 [laughs] 436 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,772 - I sure will. - Okay. 437 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,817 Oh, this has been really fun. Thank you, Mark. 438 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,112 Um… 439 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,114 Just give me your number. 440 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,325 No, what? 441 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,786 No, I thought we'd never see each other again. 442 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,996 - Okay, yeah. - No, you're breaking the rules. 443 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,624 You're right. You're totally right. I'm sorry. I don't know why I… 444 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,210 - Don't say "I'm sorry." - Anyway, it was nice to meet you. 445 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,004 - Yeah. - And, uh, don't forget your winnings. 446 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,589 - Yeah. - [Eugene crying] 447 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,424 Okay, bye, everybody. 448 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,134 [Danny] Ciao. 449 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,094 Bye. 450 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,638 [crying continues] 451 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:08,350 Okay, guys, this baby is done. We gotta go! 452 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:09,977 Come on. 453 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,229 [crickets chirping] 454 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,316 - Hey. - Hey. 455 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,656 Mm. 456 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,702 How was your night out with Mark? 457 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,245 It was good. 458 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,708 Yeah, and I know you guys were hoping that it would be something more, 459 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,294 but I'm glad it didn't go any further. 460 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,924 - Your bra is in that bagel bag. - Oh, Danny, why didn't I take his number?! 461 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,468 He was so nice! 462 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:47,055 Why did I say no? I'm such a stupid idiot. 463 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,890 No, honey, you're not. 464 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,475 Oh, God. 465 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:56,940 Why do I keep making these jacked-up decisions? 466 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,693 Maybe it's because we're old. 467 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,988 The stakes are too high. 468 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,615 Every decision feels like I'm trying to stick the landing 469 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,701 on my entire fucking life. 470 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,749 Well, at least it's almost done. 471 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,292 [chuckles] 472 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,952 I wish I could have told you sooner. 473 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,914 How? You didn't know. 474 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,709 No, but there were moments, you know, even months ago, 475 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:01,254 when I thought, "Do we really want this?" 476 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:07,469 Was one of them when I suggested we do the baby's room in white suede? 477 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,595 Yeah. 478 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,556 [exhales] 479 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,392 What you want does matter. 480 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,228 And if you believe it's something we shouldn't do, 481 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,021 then maybe we shouldn't. 482 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:20,899 Are you sure? 483 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,068 No. 484 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,278 Are you sure? 485 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,572 I think. 486 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,326 How can you ever be sure? 487 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:35,247 Well… 488 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,501 There is a book I know of. 489 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,507 [announcer] Random House Audio presents The Three Magic Questions 490 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,552 by Dr. Suzanne Zolner, as read by the author. 491 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,346 [Suzanne] Prologue. When I was 27… 492 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,848 Oh, my God, that's her voice? 493 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,100 …my life was at a crossroads. 494 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,269 One path in front of me… 495 00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,355 [pensive music playing] 496 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,821 "Upon checkout, please strip all beds and start laundry, 497 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:11,074 but only sheets, not towels, unless it's Sunday, in which case, 498 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,326 please wash both using detergent under the sink, 499 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,871 not the one labeled 'For Guests.'" I live in hell. 500 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,510 How you doing? 501 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:35,599 Well, I can no longer feel my heartbeat in my eyes, so, better. 502 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,435 I-- I'm sorry. 503 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:44,024 Here, look. Summer's over. I'm done with this. 504 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:46,985 Okay. 505 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:50,030 But, you know, in the future, if you're struggling, 506 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,698 you don't have to secret get high. 507 00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:54,701 Like, when I ask you if you're okay, tell me the truth. 508 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,661 Yeah, totally. 509 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:03,793 I mean, okay, except I feel like you don't ask if I'm okay. 510 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,922 You ask if I'm better, which is a little bit different. 511 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,508 Okay, I am too hungover 512 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,552 to take the emotional SATs right now. What do I do? 513 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,763 You don't like it when I'm struggling, right? 514 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,140 I can feel you watching me, you're getting annoyed 515 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,268 that I'm, like, "not done with whatever this is yet," right? 516 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,104 That's why I've been getting high every night. 517 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,065 Okay, so this is my fault now? 518 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,608 I just want my husband to be happy 519 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,487 and our house to not feel like an Edgar Allan Poe immersive experience. 520 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,905 Oh, okay, and that's-- 521 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:35,825 That's all me because you're fucking Rainbow Brite, right? 522 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:39,079 I mean, you said it last night. You're miserable all the time. 523 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,873 Yeah, because when you're down, I'm down. 524 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,418 Oh, bullshit. If you think that I'm your only problem-- 525 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,546 I'm sorry, what does that mean? What are my problems? 526 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,007 Well, I don't know, because you never tell me what's wrong with you. 527 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,051 You only tell me what's wrong with me. 528 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,511 Because I'm fine. 529 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,388 Oh, yeah. You're perfect. 530 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,974 God. Oh, and here's your missing sandal. 531 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,433 Thank you. 532 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:01,893 [Jack sighs] 533 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,691 [sighs] 534 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,447 Okay. 535 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,537 Look, maybe it's nobody's fault, right? Maybe we're just in a bad pattern. 536 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,748 I feel like everything I try just makes you feel worse. 537 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:28,587 So maybe we need to stop trying. Just, like, freeball it. 538 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:32,215 Like, instead of you trying so hard to make me happy, 539 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,092 and me trying to pretend that I am, 540 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,804 like, we're each responsible for our own happiness. 541 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,223 [exhales] 542 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,727 So we're still married, but we stop trying to fix each other. 543 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,271 Yeah. Doesn't that sound nice? 544 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,273 Yeah. 545 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,984 Can we workshop the name? 546 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:52,819 [clicks tongue] 547 00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,237 I'll tell you what. 548 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:58,033 I will call it freeballing, you call it whatever the fuck you want to. 549 00:26:58,116 --> 00:26:59,743 Right? See? 550 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,494 We've already begun. 551 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:11,046 [gentle piano music playing] 552 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,882 [sighs] 553 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:21,222 [Suzanne] Which brings me back to my point. 554 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,600 You already have the answers. 555 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:27,103 The questions just serve to illuminate them. 556 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,230 - We get it, Suzanne. - It's all there within you. 557 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,523 This could've been a pamphlet. 558 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,609 So without further ado, 559 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:37,113 we begin by saying the decision that's troubling you aloud. 560 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,531 Should we have a baby? 561 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,243 And now, as I ask the Magic Questions, 562 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,703 don't think. 563 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,665 Just say the answer that you already know. 564 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,708 Is this right for me? 565 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,251 - Yes. - No. 566 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,879 Is this right for the world? 567 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:54,255 - Stupid question. - Who knows? 568 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,133 Is this right for us? 569 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,134 - No. - No. 570 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:00,220 Congratulations, dear reader. 571 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,555 You have now ans-- 572 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,023 It's okay. 573 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,526 Really. 574 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,824 Maybe you don't get to do everything. 575 00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:25,245 You know? That's just the way it goes. 576 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,163 Like… 577 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,125 We didn't get to have a baby, 578 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:35,171 but we also didn't get to be models in Milan. 579 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,589 I was a model in Milan. 580 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,384 - [laughs] Okay. You know what I mean. - Yes. 581 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:43,972 But what we have gotten to do… 582 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,309 is really wonderful. 583 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:51,896 I love our lives together. 584 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,106 I do, too. 585 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,449 [Eugene cooing] 586 00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:05,493 [Eugene whimpers and cries] 587 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,790 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 588 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,169 Okay, I'm all packed up. 589 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,962 I'm just gonna give Gino his bottle. 590 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:19,424 No, honey, I wouldn't. He'll fall asleep. I would just wait till we get in the car. 591 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,259 That way, he'll sleep on the way. 592 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:24,095 [playfully] Yeah, you'll sleep on the way. 593 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,389 Actually, I'm gonna take him for a walk. 594 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:27,974 Hmm. 595 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,518 [car horns blaring] 596 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:34,564 ["Summer" from The Four Seasons by Vivaldi playing] 597 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,293 [tender acoustic music playing] 598 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,340 [Ginny] Whoo! 599 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:06,262 Do you want to go in the ocean? You want to go in the ocean, Gino? 600 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,181 [gasps] Wow! 601 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:09,808 Oh, that's right. 602 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,936 [sighs] Mama's got you. 603 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,730 Mommy's got you. 604 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,026 'Cause I'm your mom. 605 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:27,200 Yeah. 606 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:35,625 ["Summer" from The Four Seasons by Vivaldi playing] 607 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,329 {\an8}[music ends] 45234

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