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Hello? Yeah.

I'll be there in about ten minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a

bit.

Yeah.

My love, we're meeting for drinks on the terrace.

Don't forget.

This time, try and get away early, please.

It'll be cool to see Deb and the others.

Kisses.

As you can see, the kitchen has been completely refurbished and is fully

equipped. Okay.

The whole apartment is equally up to standard.

Of course.

Feel free to take a look around, so I insist.

What direction is this?

It's facing south.

Loads of sunlight.

It's stunning.

Yeah, it's great.

Finally, I got the sale this morning for the house on Boothie Street.

Oh, well, that's great news.

I never thought that apartment was going to go.

Very nice and quite expensive.

You're a real sales fairy.

Thank you. It's a good reason to pop open some champagne, no? Mm-hmm.

Right, I'm off. I've got my Tuesday meeting.

I hope that you'll like it. I went and got it from the caterer down the street.

We'll see.

Thank you.

Here's to you.

Cheers.

Anyway, it's going to be a great big mess creating this new branch in the

south of France.

But hey, we can't miss out on it.

You're right.

We have to say that we're not scared of taking risks.

Yes, and to be honest, we're doing a pretty good job in Paris, considering

the competition.

But hey, it'll be the same down south, the struggle.

But is this why you prepared all this tonight?

No, not at all.

Actually, you look beautiful this evening.

Thank you.

I wanted to honour us.

Ah, yes?

You know what?

I'm not that hungry anymore.

Will you fuck me?

Sleep well, my love?

Not really.

I need to sleep in complete darkness, and look at this. There are no curtains

here, and the flashing lights all night.

Noises everywhere.

Cars are going by at all hours. Fuck that.

It's great living in a fancy neighbourhood in Paris if you want a car

to go by every three minutes.

We can't sleep here.

It's unbearable.

No, but what's the problem exactly?

What? Well, the problem is, first of all, get dressed. We have neighbours and

you're naked.

I won't get dressed until you tell me why we're not engaged.

Us? Engaged?

Engaged to what? We've been living together for barely five years and we

get on each other's nerves already.

You picture yourself putting up with this for another 40 years. Are you mad?

Are you being serious?

How am I supposed to know that you're having such a shit time if you don't say

anything?

And what do you mean by putting up with each other?

I don't know. All couples have issues.

That's life. It can't be magic all the time.

Listen, just get dressed. This attitude is repulsive.

Do you know what your problem is, Alexandra?

It's that you're lying to yourself.

You still think that you're the little princess from last night when you're

just a crazy person that can't even get dressed to have a conversation.

I'm the crazy one?

Maybe you're the problem.

You organise a romantic dinner for me and then you blow me off the next day

saying that I repulse you.

What's going on inside your head?

If it's the stress from work or even if you're seeing someone else, you can say,

I'm open to it.

I've always been caring and I've always been around for you.

Listen,

it's over.

I don't want to hurt you or make you upset, but I want to move on and have

other adventures.

And we have to admit it, up to it doesn't work.

I'm good, and you?

Yeah, I'll have my usual, please.

Thanks.

That's great. Can I have some sugar, please? Of course.

Great, thanks.

Hey, what's going on? Are you okay?

I don't want to bother you with my drama.

No, I've got time. It's not a problem.

I got dumped and I was kicked out.

That's it.

We're over the two of us, and I have to deal with it.

And seeing as I'm dumb, I accepted it.

Without a shred of dignity or pride.

He can fuck himself, as if I was going to stay and work in the same office as

him in this state.

I admit he is an asshole.

He even offered to pay for the hotel, you know?

Please, call me Claire.

Listen, don't count on me to insult him. I don't know him at all. It doesn't

concern me, and we know that it doesn't help.

Hello, beautiful.

Why the long face?

Are you ready for a really long story?

Well, now, I think we've found one. I like her. I don't know. I think she's

got good energy.

Whoa, hold on. You're going way too fast for a girl that's supposed to be chill.

So that's it? The teacher of yoga who likes Buddhism?

And what of the cliche?

I'm supposed to be all peace and love all the time and chill out?

Now, take it easy.

Me, Laura, I'm a yoga teacher.

Progressive. I love tofu. But from time to time, I like to have a good steak.

You know? Oh, wow.

I don't get it. I must be dreaming.

What the hell is this? I can't understand what's going on with this

girl.

Listen, long story short, her boyfriend dumped her, and she doesn't have a job,

and, well, she's not good.

And are you going to serve her some tea?

Here.

Great idea.

Here you go, honey. This will give you what you need, some strength and

courage. Trust me, hon.

Thank you.

And, Laura, you're not wrong.

She's here. Let's drink to our new roommate.

Yeah, welcome to the group. And me, I'm your friend, so you're welcome to our

house.

I'm embarrassed.

I have roommates. It's dirty.

Why is it embarrassing?

On the contrary, it's great. Look, I'm 30, and I have a roommate. It's great.

It's liberating.

And me?

Forty years old, kiddo.

Well, maybe a little bit older.

You're beautiful.

Amen.

on Yoga Home.

I really want to be known internationally, and also I think it's

cool to be known.

All these possibilities to share and be discovered are just crazy, hmm?

We live in weird times, but at the same time, everything is so easy.

I don't understand grumpy people that are always complaining about new

technologies.

To let you girls know, I have loads of gadgets at my restaurant.

Hmm, I agree with you. Now we can stay at home.

Everything can be delivered.

All we want on tap.

Sex, for example.

You weren't very discreet last night.

Well, I think I'll need to do more than that to shock you, no?

Jokes aside, my dear, you know well that I support you and I'm your biggest fan.

That's why I've never seen you at one of my lessons?

You have. I came once, huh?

I think that it's great.

But you know that I have other ways of working on my balance.

And I promise I'll watch it online.

Anyways, would you take part in one of my lessons?

I could show you my world and then we could have a bite to eat.

Oh, you know, I know yoga quite well.

I did it for three years and, well, I prefer CrossFit.

And also, I'm going to be screwed if I don't find a job.

You know, yoga is all about your state of mind. You've grown and matured. And

it depends on your teacher as well.

You've got nothing to lose. Just give it a go.

And for work, I'm still looking around for new waitresses at my restaurant.

I'm an estate agent.

I can barely hold a tray, so I don't know.

Listen, you need a job, so I'm offering you a chance.

Right, we're just going to get into warrior position.

Front leg slightly bent, nice and straight behind. Raise your arm.

Keep the shoulders down.

Stretch your backs out.

Can you feel it pulling?

It feels good. Just relax.

Let's go again.

One, two, three, four, and five.

Stretch your shoulders. Relax.

That's it. That's great.

We're going to get into the tree position.

So one foot against your leg like this.

Nice and open.

And your hands like this.

And hold on. Work on your balance. No worries. Start again.

Breathe in and out. Focus on something in front of you.

That will help you balance.

One, two, three.

Four and five.

And now we all go to the side.

And you cross over.

That is going to stretch your back nicely.

That's it. It's going to pull a bit.

That's not a problem. You said it had been a while since you left practice.

That's not bad.

That's great. Keep it going.

Keep going. One.

Two. Three.

Four. And five. That's great. And relax.

That's all for today, girls.

Namaste. Namaste.

Thank you, guys.

That was great.

Thanks, huh?

You're really inspiring.

And I must admit, this lesson was a lot more interesting than the ones I did

before. Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

Can I show you another exercise?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, let's go.

So lie down.

That's it. Relax.

Don't be scared.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Exhale.

That's it.

Now you're going to put your hands on your stomach like this.

Actually, all our energies are stored here, you see. You really have to work

on it.

Look, put your hand.

Like that.

Continue.

And right now, just express yourself.

Get it all out there.

If you're sad or angry, well, now's the time.

I'm hurt.

I feel like everything is falling apart.

That I have nothing to hold on to.

Even though I almost don't want to believe it.

Sometimes I feel like I'm crazy.

And other times I'm angry.

I'm angry because of that man who used me and threw me away.

And then I'm relieved.

As if it all was too much of a burden for me.

You know, breaking up is not the end of the world.

The main thing is that you feel good.

That's all.

And, well, something changed last night.

Oh, really? What?

I saw you with your friends yesterday.

I felt the feeling of desire come back to me.

I pictured you and I thought of your perfume.

And then I touched myself.

Oh, wow.

So you wanted me?

That's sweet.

Mmm.

You think it'd be weird if we keep living together?

I did admit to masturbating while thinking of you.

And after what just happened, you probably think I'm obsessed with you.

No, don't worry.

We don't have to get married or avoid each other.

Chill. For me, anyway, that's made me hungry.

You want to grab some food? Of course I do. Let's go.

And so then I gave everything up.

I knew I would blossom doing something I love.

But, um, didn't you regret it ever?

Sometimes I wonder what my life could have been, but when I see you, it's a

good example.

So in the end, no, I don't really regret it.

Then again, I know what people think of me.

There are those who envy my freedom, and those who fear it.

Then you have the worst of them all.

Those who say, Oh, wow.

So bohemian life.

It's okay when you're 25, but it's not great when you're 45.

Oh, but they're idiots.

Let me tell you, might as well live happily while we can.

And if it's to end up being dumped at 30, 40, or even 50 years old, it still

hurts. And we would have been frustrated for so long.

I swear, when I think about it, he was never in love with me.

I could have done everything.

But no, it was just superficial.

But it's funny because, I don't know if you've realized, but I listen to you

talk a lot about how your life went wrong, your breakup, and all his

feelings. But in the end, I don't think I've ever heard you say if you loved

him.

That's true.

Now that I think about it, actually, I don't think I ever truly did.

Right, let's go.

Enough reflection. It's not good.

It's gossip time. Do you know what Lena's real passion is?

Oh, let me guess.

I imagine clairvoyance or something mystical like that with her bottle of

cognac and her accent.

That's not bad, but no.

I think I'm going to let you discover that for yourself.

Right. For me, anyways, I have a lesson I have to get to, but it's all good. You

have all the info in the restaurant, the address. I've got it.

Great.

Right.

It wasn't that catastrophic.

My darling, you asked a client to open a bottle at the table.

Well, it was charming.

He seemed happy to help her young damsel in distress.

That's for sure.

But you know what? I like you just the way that you are. With a smile on your

face and seeing that you're in a good mood, I put it to you that we continue

this joyous initiation by accompanying me somewhere.

Where exactly?

Ah, that is a surprise.

But I am sure that you're going to love it. Come on.

A little clue. So at least I know how to dress.

Ah, sexy chic and preferably in black.

Okay.

Oh, what a night.

Last night was really, really great. It was incredible. Pure madness.

Oh, yes. It was great. It was magic.

Exactly.

Oh, would you excuse me?

I see I have to serve a friend. Go.

I'll see you later.

Good evening.

Good evening.

David. Alexandra.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Is it your first time?

Thank you.

No.

Well, we'll do that.

Alexandra. Yeah?

You're leaving already?

Yes, I must go.

Here's my card.

Call me. I'd like to see you again.

Lick.

Lick.

Good.

Now,

more, more, more, more.

of your tongue.

Clean my shoes.

Oh, yes.

Do it well.

Your sexy mistress gets horny watching this.

Oh, yeah.

Now, slave, take my panties off.

Smell them.

It smells of your mistress's pussy.

Do you like it?

Yes, mistress.

Open your mouth.

You're allowed to have my panties in your mouth.

Go on and touch yourself.

Show me how do you touch yourself.

Faster. Come on. Go faster.

Let me see that erection.

Taste.

Taste, my pussy.

Is it good?

Go on, lick.

Go on, put your dick in.

Not in the pussy.

You are a sub.

Don't you forget it. Put it in my ass.

Yes, mistress.

In the ass.

Pleasured myself with your dick. It's so hard.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Do your job right. Come on. Fuck me.

Yeah. Okay, fuck me. Make me feel it in my ass.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

You're doing a good job. That's it. Keep going. Good.

Yes.

Yeah.

You are going to come right here in my hands. Yes, Mistress.

Show me what you're capable of. Give it all to me.

happy. My yoga live broadcast was a really big hit. That's so great, honey.

I had 15,000 viewers. Wow.

An amazing roommate. I love you. It's all just so great.

I love seeing you like this, honey, but I'm a bit out of order. I had a crazy

night out followed by a difficult day at work.

Let me tell you, heaven is being in my bed right now.

You know what?

Alexandra came with me last night, and yes, she's a little peeping Tom.

There you are, Alexandra.

You're looking beautiful this evening.

Thanks. You guys are real gothics, huh?

Come on, Phil.

Ah, the suspense.

I'll tell you about it later. Now I'm off.

Where are you going?

I really hope that you're not going to go see that ex. That's not happening.

Yeah?

I received the address.

Is everything ready?

That's great.

I'm really glad you're here.

Oh.

Thank you.

My name is Alexandra, and I'm happy.

I live with two crazy people, two mad women with hearts of gold.

I thank my ex every day for dumping me.

I don't know what tomorrow has in store for me, but right now, I'm living life

in the moment, and it just couldn't be any better.