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Oh, my God.

Hey, Mom.

Right then.

How have you been?

Good. How have you been? I'm good, Mom.

Oh, my gosh. It's been so long. I know, I know. It's good to see you. It's been

like a year. I know.

Look at you.

Wow, you look amazing.

You never could have told that you even had a baby.

Well, I've been working out.

Got rid of all the weight. You look great, though. Look at that. Oh, my

goodness. I know. Look at that. Strong abs again. I know. Nice and tight.

You look awesome, Mom. Thank you.

But I don't want to infect you.

I know, I just thought I'd stop and see how you're doing.

Well, it's been like over a year.

I know, Mom. It's just kind of been an awkward year, I guess, you know, with

the baby and everything.

I hadn't heard from you. I wondered what was going on.

I know, Mom. I just, I was so embarrassed by what happened. I mean...

You got scared? Oh, I did. How could we tell anybody about that? I mean, Mom, it

was incest.

Well, it's been very difficult for me, too. I'm sure. I feel guilty, but... It

wasn't easy for me to find a job, being pregnant, and people were asking, so I

just told them that I did artificial insemination.

Well, I mean, I'm glad you didn't tell people the truth. What would they have

thought? No, it's nobody's business. It's ours.

I know, I know.

But anyway, everything's okay now, and... Well, that's good. I'm glad to

see you. Well, I'm glad to see you, too, and you look great.

Thank you.

So how have you been?

Good. I've been...

Busy working. I got a good job. That's good. And I've been actually dating

other men.

Really? And having sex with men.

Yeah. You've been out having sex with men?

Yeah. Really?

What, are you jealous or something?

Well, I mean, Mom, you were pregnant for most of those months. I mean, you were

not having sex while you were pregnant, were you?

Well, honey, do you realize the hormones that are raging inside a woman when

she's pregnant? Mom, that's ridiculous. You were having sex with, like, strange

men while you were pregnant? Not strange. I mean, I met one or two from

work.

Friends and friends, kind of thing. Were any sexual or men while you were

pregnant with my child?

Well, honey, I didn't know, you know, if you were going to come back. I mean, I

hadn't heard from you. You hadn't answered my emails, so... I don't know,

Mom. That's just kind of weird to me. I don't know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was just raging hormones and... I don't know.

I guess when you're pregnant, you're more toxic, too.

Sometimes the men find you more attractive.

Well, I guess, but I mean, I don't know. Was the sex any good, though? Oh, it was

very good. Was it really?

Mm-hmm. I'm kind of jealous that I missed out on all that good pregnancy

sex. Well, it occurred.

I know, but I was just scared. I was embarrassed. I'm sorry.

Well, I'm on the film now, so you don't have to worry about anything like that.

Well, I'm... And...

Well, I don't, I mean, it's not really crossing my mind, Mom. I mean, you know,

in all honesty, I just wanted to stop in and check on you.

I should actually probably get going.

No, no, no, no, stay, please. I'm all alone here. Yeah, I know, Mom, but I

have things to do, and I just wanted to check in on you. Come on, it's the

holiday weekend. You can stay. At least stay the weekend.

I don't know, Mom. You can leave on Monday.

I'll give you gas money. Well, I appreciate that, but... Just stay,

please. I guess I could stick around for a little while.

Good, good.

So, um, you can go ahead and, if you want, you can go in my room and wait for

me. Wait for you in your room? Why would I wait for you in your room? Because,

you know, I think maybe we should be together again.

Really? I'm on the pills.

You don't have to worry about this. You don't have to be afraid of anything like

that happening again.

Well, I mean... My pills are right on the sink. You'll see them, so you know,

and you can see them.

The ones that I've taken right up to today. Well, you better make sure that

you take them. Oh, absolutely.

I don't really, you know. I mean, if we're going to have sex again, we don't

need to make another mistake like we did before.

Well, don't worry about it.

Well, I'm going to go take a quick shower first. Okay. And I'll meet you

there. All right.

I wonder where the towels are.

Oh, these must be her birth control valves.

Looks like she's been taking them every day.

I've got an idea.

Maybe I'll just whip the days out with whatever this is.

And you'll never know the difference.

Hey, Mom.

Are you ready for me?

I am. I've been waiting.

Are you sure you're ready this time, Brayden?

I am, Mom.

Are you sure you took your birth control pill right?

Of course, honey. Didn't you see them in the bathroom? I did.

Wow,

you look sexy, Mom.

You know what? Dude, you can work now.

A little bit.

Definitely, Mom.

Even after what happened? The pregnancy?

Well, as long as you're on the pill, I think we'll be okay.

Well, you have to wear this. Oh, really?

Yes, you do.

But I'd be on birth control. Why do I have to wear condoms?

Because you've been naughty.

Ugh, that's not fair.

Well, that's what you get for being naughty and not coming around to see me.

Making me wait all by myself and go through the pregnancy all by myself.

Well, I guess it's all right. I just want to have sex, too.

No, I'm scared of you, too.

You're still going to wear a condom. All right.

Okay?

Fair enough. That's your punishment.

Okay. You know I don't like to punish you, but... I'm going to get the dessert

I have in bed.

Mm-hmm.

I love you so much. I love you too, Mom.

Do you want me to leave you like that? No, I never will, Mom.

Nobody knows the baby's yours.

Okay. Let's keep that our secret.

Mm-hmm.

How

big

my boobs have gotten. Oh, my goodness. Well, look at those. I can't see.

That's the only part that didn't go away. Oh, I did.

You gave me this tip.

Did you miss me? I did, Mom.

I can

tell you the sex wasn't as good as it was with you. I certainly hope not.

I've been waiting for you to come back.

You know I've been proposed to, and I turned him down.

You turned him down, waiting for me?

Mm-hmm.

I

wasn't

that bald, short, 55-year-old man.

Well, you can have a good-looking young son like yourself.

Exactly.

Someone who, if I want to, could get me pregnant again, if I want it back. Well,

I hope that's not what you want.

I know.

Want to have sex with me now? Of course I do, Mom. Put this condom on. Oh,

really, Mom?

I'm going to put it on.

Make sure you don't try any tricks.

Maybe I could slide it down with my mouth. I'd love that.

I've got to admit, Mom, it's so long.

Mom, you're nice and tight.

Even after the baby?

Even after the baby.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, that feels so good.

Wouldn't it feel better if you didn't have to wear that condom? I know. That

would be a good idea, Mom.

No, you have to keep it. I know. I've been naughty. Mm-hmm. You're punishing

me. Mm-hmm.

You're going to stay with me now, aren't you?

You bet, Mom.

Yeah, I'd love that one. Can you take it off? Yeah, I'd love to.

Oh, I'd love that one.

Yeah,

I definitely do.

No.

Oh, Mom, you're such a thief.

I changed my mind.

You're such a thief.

No.

No. No.

You feel so good, Mom.

How do you think?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Think how good it would feel without that calm. I know, Mom. It feels so

good.

You still want to fuck me bareback? Yeah, of course I do, Mom.

Yeah, I can.

Yeah,

you can.

I'm on the pill.

Okay.

I definitely did, Mom. I'm sorry.

Oh my God, honey, that feels so good. Oh my God, Mom.

Oh, yeah.

Now you can come inside me. You can come deep inside me. Because we don't have to

worry about it.

Yeah.

That's it, baby.

I said, you know.

As you can. All right, I'm going to make it come up. Yeah, it's coming hard.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man. Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so cooking hard and deep.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

I love you so much. I love you too, man.

Oh my gosh, I've already got one upstairs and now another one on the way?

Well, maybe lucky wasn't the word I meant to say, but think about this, Mom.

At least now we get to have all this good pregnant sex.

You want to go upstairs?

I'm not going anywhere, Mom.

I'm so happy