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Oh my god, mom.

They're still here.

Yes, he's here with her.

Mom, I just, I don't know why I don't like her.

I just feel like he could be doing so much better than her.

He's such a catch.

I don't know. I'll try to get along with her, but like, honestly, I don't know.

She just seems so bad for him.

Alright, whatever.

I'll try.

I might have an idea.

Alright, mom. I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

I think I have an idea.

Hi, guys.

How are you?

What's up? I see you're over again.

What's up? You look great today.

Hey, babe.

What? I need to tell you something.

I just had to pop out real quick because I just got off the phone with Renee. You

know, my really hot friend, Renee.

What? She's not really hot.

What are you saying? Well, she just wanted me to let you know that she just

had to stop by the STD clinic. She said she might need to go get tested.

Ew. I don't know. She just wanted me to tell you also. Why would I need to know

that? I really just don't know. Like, she's just letting me know because she

knows I'm here with you. You know, don't switch the messenger.

Again, babe, you look great today, okay?

No, you can't just walk away on that. No, no, you guys need to talk about it.

I'm not involved. I don't need to talk about it with anybody.

I'm not involved.

I have no idea what... Who the fuck is Renee? She's so dumb. What are you

talking about? I don't know what she's talking about. I've never touched her

friend, Renee. Renee's not even, like... So, you don't know Renee?

I've only, like, met her... You know what? This is probably the bitch you

were fucking the day that you were giving me some bullshit over the phone.

I've never slept with Renee.

Are you fucking kidding me? And get tested? That's fucking disgusting.

I can't even look at you right now. You're gonna believe her? You're full of

shit. Why don't you go get fucking tested for Renee? I don't know why she

did that.

That's not true, though.

That's fucking gross.

Why would she say that?

Babe, are you-

This is what Renee, you know, wanted me to... Renee said that, really. Yeah, she

did. Why would Renee make that up? I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it

was made up or maybe real, but maybe you want to call her, you know.

And Wyatt, like, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, like, ruin whatever you have

going on with her. Oh, you didn't?

No, I mean, but, like, come on. Like, you know, remember, like, what happened

before with us?

Like I mean, I don't know. I just feel like she's not that great for you. And

what do you mean? That's my girlfriend. You can't say you can't say that.

Did you make that up? No, I mean, OK, maybe I'm just like a little jealous

because like, what do you mean? Like we were hooking up, you know, and then like

I know our parents like married or whatever. But like, yeah.

OK, wait. No, we did that once.

It was fun. Well, we cannot do that again. If you want to sit with me, she

can't be that important.

Me and you fucked one time. It was like... I mean, she must not matter to

you that much if you're sleeping, you know? Just because I cheat doesn't mean

she doesn't matter to me.

Guys cheat all the time.

I love her.

What? That doesn't make any sense.

Like, what are you talking about? Oh, my God. You're crazy. You really made that

up, didn't you? No, I didn't. Like, I just thought it would be better if, you

know, you're better off without her. Come on. No, you can't say those things.

That's my girlfriend. That's weird.

Whatever. And did you forget that we're family now?

But, like, you're not really my sibling. You're my stepbro, you know? Like, it's

not that big of a deal.

Yeah, okay, but... What? I'm sorry. Like, I just get a little jealous.

Like, you know, because we hooked up before.

I know, but I didn't think we would do it, like, again.

I mean, what? Didn't you like it?

Of course I liked it. Your ass is fat. But, like, isn't it weird now?

I mean, I don't think so. I just, I really just... Didn't want to lose my

chances. I hope I didn't. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make her upset.

It's okay. I think she just hates me now.

You can fix it later. Don't worry.

I don't know. I don't think I can fix that one.

I think it'll be fine. Like, you know, you can just call her later, and we'll

work it out.

You want to talk to her?

Yeah. Maybe I can talk to her and tell her it was, like, an accident, you know?

All right.

Like, please, I just, like, don't want to ruin my chances here.

I'm like... Come on, didn't you... I mean, didn't you like it? Like, come on,

my ass... Of course I liked it, but... I have such a better ass than her, let's

be fair. Come on, you know you liked it.

Can we... Come on, I know what'll cheer you up. Ready?

See? Your favorite.

Yeah! I know exactly what'll make you feel better.

It's kind of hard to argue with this. I know.

I don't think we can fuck though, can we? Yeah, of course. No one will have to

know again. Like, it's fine.

How can I argue with this? See?

She doesn't have an ass like this, that's for sure.

I knew I'd getcha.

You can make up with her later.

See, I know my step bro.

See?

I knew it was your favorite.

You know my weakness.

Yes, I do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I know that.

Damn it. You gave me so much trouble.

I know.

Yes, baby. It's just like that.

Yes, baby.

Oh, my God.

I think your ass got bigger. Yeah, it did.

It took too long.

You were to go date somebody else.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, fuck, baby.

used to do before.

Exactly what you needed.

Oh my god.

Yes. Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes, baby. You want that fat ass?

Yes.

Good.

Maybe I know best.

Look at me I look like that dude.

Oh.

Yes, baby, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me just like that, yes, fuck.

Oh my fucking God, I love that fucking dick, baby, yes.

Yes, fucking use that pussy, yes.

Yeah.