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You tried to kill Kevin.
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- Help! Help!
- No! Shh!
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Chuck's been cheating on me.
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I'm offering you something real.
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Being with you is going to save me?
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It'd be an improvement.
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No, no, no. Patti...
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I brought him to the hospital.
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Having him sedated in there is better
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than dead in my basement.
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At least now you're free to focus
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on whatever you're doing to Kevin.
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Somehow, I made him
famous. I can't kill him.
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I'm stuck here like this until I die.
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I figured it out.
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- _
- I know what we're going to do.
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Damn it!
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Neil.
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Neil.
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Hey.
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Jesus.
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Oh, the nightmare continues.
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You're out of the basement.
It's an improvement, right?
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Like I'm supposed to thank you?
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Patty got me here.
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Uh, no.
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No, both of us decided
that that had to happen.
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Please. With what I have over you?
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Here's the thing, Neil... You
don't have anything over me.
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I own you. What makes you think...
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We never tried to kill Kevin.
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You did.
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You paid Nick to break in
and shoot Kevin in his sleep.
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Wait, you hired that psycho?
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No. We have no connection to him.
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Neither of us have even met him before.
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I'm just a helpless housewife.
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But you... You have a record,
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and you knew Nick from way back.
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You were on the hockey team
with him at Burncoat, right?
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Me and 15 other guys.
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Right, but none of them were advertising
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the grudge they had against Kevin
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to Detective Ridgeway on
the morning of the break-in.
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You came in yelling to my apartment
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that Kevin had betrayed you.
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- So what?
- Iknow you know what this means.
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All you have is a story,
and it sounds insane.
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And it doesn't really help
that it's coming from you.
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So, I guess when you
really think about it...
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who owns who?
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Do you really think
that's gonna keep him quiet?
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I don't know.
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Your neck looks better.
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Yeah, 'cause I have like
a pound of concealer on it.
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I think maybe just keeping
this all hidden right now
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is the right thing to do.
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What about after that?
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It's not exactly true that we
don't have a connection to Nick.
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I have a longer-term solution.
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Ah, is that what your
voicemail was about?
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It sounded like a riddle.
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"I'm fine. Put it all
on me. I figured it out."
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Sorry, I think I was still a
little drunk when I left that,
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but, um...
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there's a Dunkin across the street.
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Let's go have some donuts
and I'll fill you in, okay?
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No.
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Okay, not some donuts. A donut.
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No. I mean...
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I don't want to know
what you're doing.
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I really don't want to
know anything anymore.
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I'm trying to fix this.
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And how does that usually go, Allison?
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Look, this has been the
worst 72 hours of my life,
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and I meant it when I said I'm out.
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Okay.
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So, I'm gonna go home,
I'm gonna get in bed
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until they discharge him in the morning.
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- Fine.
- Please do the same.
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Oh.
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Tanya Iacono.
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You remember Tanya?
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- 'Course.
- Lost her virginity
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to Jay McMahon in the
bathroom at Chuck E. Cheese
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in Fitchburg.
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Awful.
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I feel for you.
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I do.
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But I'm usually the
one catching the affair.
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So, what are you looking for from me?
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Well, this... this was my niece's idea.
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We wanted to see what kind of services
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you offer to someone like Diane.
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Someone who doesn't realistically
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have the option of divorce.
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I-I don't?
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It's expensive. It would take years.
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It would take Chuck
actually letting you leave.
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So, um, do you just look into people,
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or can you kind of order off the menu?
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So you're looking for a way out?
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- Well, I...
- Yes. Yes.
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Um, I have heard of women,
you know, getting out.
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They just disappear.
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People assume that
they... That they died.
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So, how realistic is that?
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You ever see "Snapped"?
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No.
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Do I look like someone
who would watch that?
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I'm just saying, doing it is realistic.
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Diane getting away
with it's another thing.
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I'm sorry. I-I'm not even
sure I want to leave Chuck,
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and now I'm on "Snapped"?
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No, no, no, no, no. But, um...
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Oh.
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Ugh. He's calling.
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- Ah.
- Do... Do you believe?
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Yes?
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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
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Yeah. Well, it's not my fault
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you don't know where
the can opener is, okay?
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I don't use it.
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No, I did not hide it.
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It is a can opener, not a Fabra-Jay Egg.
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- Excuse me for just a moment.
- 'Course.
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None of your business
who I'm talking to.
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Oh, well, that's
something coming from you!
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Someone who got more hair on your back
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than you've ever had on your face!
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Marriage, right?
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Oh, yeah! Oh, no! Tell me another one!
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So...
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It was real nice of you
to bring your aunt down here.
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Out of the kindness of your heart.
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Yeah, well, she's family.
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Yeah. She paid the $350
retainer to talk to me.
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Moron!
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- Do you have $350?
- Moron! Yes.
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Now you understand it?
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I told you...
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Feel free to come back when you do.
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Move over!
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Well, it's not my fault that
we don't have better Wi-Fi!
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- I know.
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People who show up at front doors
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without calling are very intense,
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but the electricity is out at my place,
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which means my phone is
dead and my heat is off,
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and I swear, if I spend
one more minute there,
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I might lose my little toe to frostbite.
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- Oh.
- And it's the cute toe.
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The other ones kind of just
look like peanut shells.
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Gosh, they're all cute.
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So you want to stay here?
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Just until the power company
gets its act together.
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Unless it's a bad time?
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Not at all. Come in.
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Mwah.
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Hey, um, I'm glad we did this today.
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The PI and the coffee.
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I've missed you.
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Yeah, you too, sweets.
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God, you know, you ask for
light with cream and sugar,
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and they always skimp.
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You know, I was thinking
I'd get to see you even more
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if, uh, I started working
at the liquor store again.
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I thought you got that cushy
waitressing job at the diner.
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Well, I do, but it's
only part time, and I'm...
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I'm just trying to save up right now.
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Oh, yeah? For what?
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Vacation.
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Mm.
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Well, I already hired
Frankie DeLanzo's kid.
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You know, he smells like one of
those teen stores at the mall,
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but, uh, he does not quit on
me in the middle of a workday.
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If you need cash quick, you know,
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why don't you just hock something?
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- Like at a pawnshop?
- Yes.
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It's a perfectly
respectable thing to do.
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Compared to what?
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Oh, look, I needed money for
girls' weekend at Foxwoods,
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and Chuck said no, so what did I do?
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I, uh, pawned his gold chain.
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He hadn't worn it in 10 years.
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Didn't even notice.
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Maybe we can find
something else of Chuck's.
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Well, Chuck thinks a can
opener's valuable, so...
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Does Kevin have a gold chain?
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No, Kevin says man
jewelry is for "I-talians."
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Oh. You know, maybe there's
something in the storage unit.
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- What storage unit?
- Oh, it's Chuck's.
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Kevin put a bunch of
his valuables in there
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after the break-in.
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Any way you can get me in there?
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Uh, I mean, I'd have
to steal Chuck's key.
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So, sure. Yeah.
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You don't have to clean for me.
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What? But you're a guest,
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and guests are blessed
and deserve your best.
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Allison says that.
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I'm donating it.
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And others.
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You've been reading
that one for a while.
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I need a Red Bull.
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You want anything?
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Is that Neil?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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What are you doing out here?
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They discharged me early.
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Okay, um, it's...
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It's freezing out, so go inside,
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'cause you look...
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Well, you've looked better.
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Really? 'Cause, you
know, I feel terrific
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after getting bottled and bleeding
from the head for...
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Hey.
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How's it going, Neil?
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I was just telling Patty,
it's been a rough couple days,
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but really nice of you two to check in.
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And Allison.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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This is fun.
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So, what do you think of my new haircut?
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I love it.
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Sometimes a transformational haircut
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can be a good thing, right?
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Sometimes.
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Yeah, well, wasn't really my choice.
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Doctors shaved a weird patch
to staple a giant wound.
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Oh!
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I'm so sorry. I, uh...
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That... It looks so painful.
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I'm just... I'm sorry that happened.
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Yeah, that is pretty gross.
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Tammy, can you believe I
got such bad food poisoning,
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I passed out and hit my head on
the tile floor of the bathroom?
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- Yes.
- He had that, uh...
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He had that thing that I had.
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The bug.
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A few days ago.
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Yeah, that bug.
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Yeah, that bug.
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Okay, well, if you need anything,
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we're right downstairs.
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Yes. I will just...
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- Oh. Sorry.
- Sorry.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Okay.
- Bye, there. Bye.
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Mm-hmm.
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Allison, you home?
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Oh, Neil?
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- Kev!
- Oh, buddy!
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Oh, I'm sorry I was gone for so long.
261
00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:43,397
I appreciate that, but
maybe you should apologize
262
00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:46,200
for this hair first. Oh, my gosh.
263
00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:48,254
I mean, I know this is never
what somebody wants to hear
264
00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:51,395
right after a haircut,
but what happened?
265
00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:53,697
- I actually...
- I mean, 'cause you have
266
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,348
the general vibe of a sad dog in a cone.
267
00:13:57,309 --> 00:13:58,963
That's true. A lot went down...
268
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,531
Like, you know how they say
that sore thumbs stick out?
269
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,146
You actually look like that.
270
00:14:03,158 --> 00:14:07,597
Like... Like a big,
red, angry, sore thumb.
271
00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:09,676
What the hell happened, man?
272
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:12,176
I, um...
273
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,579
I passed out when I got food
poisoning and cracked my head.
274
00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:17,960
I-I had to get stitches.
275
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,224
- It hurts so...
- I was gonna guess
276
00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:20,981
that you got gum stuck in there
277
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,743
when you passed out in a gutter.
278
00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:24,706
Oh, God! I was close!
279
00:14:24,711 --> 00:14:26,243
But I'm... I'm fine.
280
00:14:26,248 --> 00:14:29,532
I'm back, and I will
always be here for you.
281
00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:34,977
Well, that is excellent,
if not a little intense.
282
00:14:35,591 --> 00:14:39,552
But it's actually, uh, got me thinking.
283
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,703
You know, as a newly minted
284
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:45,102
and very, very busy local celebrity,
285
00:14:45,107 --> 00:14:48,196
I'm... I'm quite overwhelmed.
286
00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:51,027
I-I get it, man. I mean, I feel like...
287
00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:52,713
You know, I have this
big interview coming up,
288
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,676
I've got ribbon-cutting ceremonies,
289
00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:57,555
and, of course, I still have
my regular 9:00-to-3:00 job.
290
00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:02,213
And I'm big enough to
admit when I need help.
291
00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:04,160
Help sounds great. Yeah, thank you.
292
00:15:04,165 --> 00:15:05,725
Which is exactly what I wanted to hear,
293
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:09,516
because I have the opportunity
of a lifetime for you.
294
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:12,473
I choose you to be my altar boy.
295
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,348
My go-to guy.
296
00:15:14,353 --> 00:15:16,227
My Girl Friday!
297
00:15:16,604 --> 00:15:18,735
Except I'm a boy.
298
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:22,195
Except you're a boy.
299
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,420
You are gonna be my
new official assistant.
300
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,772
Oh. A distraction
does sound pretty good.
301
00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:31,532
Great! But the job is devotion, Neil.
302
00:15:31,537 --> 00:15:33,191
You'll put your own problems aside
303
00:15:33,196 --> 00:15:35,727
and think of only me, 24/7.
304
00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:37,805
That sounds...
305
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:39,507
amazing.
306
00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:41,672
Ah! Oop!
307
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,508
I'll have what she's having!
308
00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:45,804
Blblblbl!
309
00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,856
Alright, well, enough
with this nonsense.
310
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:52,081
You're on the clock. Get
me some pizza rolls.
311
00:15:58,016 --> 00:16:00,279
Welcome to Chuck's
super-crucial storage unit.
312
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,510
40 bucks a month because
he wouldn't throw away
313
00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:04,832
an airplane propeller coffee table.
314
00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:05,872
Uh-huh.
315
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,868
Kevin's stuff's over there.
316
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:12,204
- You okay, D?
- Oh, yeah.
317
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:15,766
I always burst a blood
vessel if I cry too hard.
318
00:16:16,156 --> 00:16:18,158
So what are we looking for again?
319
00:16:18,304 --> 00:16:22,395
We are looking for a stupid goddamn...
320
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:24,395
Wade Boggs rookie card.
321
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,595
I wonder how much of our
rent he spent on this.
322
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,551
You got these?
323
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:33,331
Ah. Yeah. Grandma left them to me.
324
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,859
I used to wear them all
the time until I met Kevin
325
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,605
and he said they made me look like
326
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,874
a poor man's Wilma Flintstone.
327
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:41,864
Those are the same ones, huh?
328
00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:43,977
Yeah, I always figured they were fake.
329
00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:47,159
You used to wear them to work
at the Packie under your smock.
330
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:48,567
Yeah.
331
00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:51,320
I like them.
332
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,055
Eh. I do see the Wilma Flintstone thing.
333
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,757
Kevin's still gonna say something.
334
00:16:59,588 --> 00:17:00,850
You know what?
335
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,433
I don't care.
336
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,901
Oh, my God. It's Neil.
337
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,025
Um, shoot! Shoot!
338
00:17:14,255 --> 00:17:15,517
Hey.
339
00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:16,946
'Sup?
340
00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:19,642
I'm just here to grab
Kevin's lucky Red Sox hat
341
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,774
before I pick up his hot sauce samples.
342
00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:24,101
I'm Kevin's assistant now.
343
00:17:25,048 --> 00:17:27,084
Yeah, uh, that's, uh...
344
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,434
I was just here to pick up...
345
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,833
my can opener.
346
00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,003
Ha!
347
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,704
My can opener.
348
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,056
You wanna see?
349
00:17:37,311 --> 00:17:39,270
Sure. Oops.
350
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,450
Dropped it.
351
00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:42,360
Oh, shiny.
352
00:17:45,712 --> 00:17:47,345
It's nice.
353
00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:50,450
Yeah. Well, you know, just...
354
00:17:50,455 --> 00:17:52,470
Yeah. I'm gonna...
355
00:17:52,475 --> 00:17:54,923
Okay. Yeah, it's in one
of these boxes somewhere.
356
00:17:55,635 --> 00:17:57,430
I'm gonna open a can.
357
00:17:57,435 --> 00:17:58,523
Okay.
358
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,162
Bye.
359
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,382
Diane, who knew?
360
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,302
Ow. Stupid...
361
00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:08,082
Alright, where are you?
362
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,139
Chinese.
363
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:25,917
Fun.
364
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,241
Are you okay?
365
00:18:30,161 --> 00:18:32,163
Yeah. Yeah.
366
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:33,517
Fine.
367
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:34,852
I'm great.
368
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:40,710
So, work's been a lot.
369
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,733
That guy who broke into Allison's?
370
00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:46,756
He had some weird pill
bottle on him when he did.
371
00:18:46,761 --> 00:18:49,006
The only one not from Fiore's.
372
00:18:50,056 --> 00:18:51,579
That's weird.
373
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,773
It's just one of those things
that you'll never understand
374
00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:55,343
and you have to let go.
375
00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:57,210
Every case has them.
376
00:18:57,748 --> 00:18:59,315
But this guy...
377
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,096
I don't know.
378
00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:02,363
He was weird?
379
00:19:02,438 --> 00:19:03,918
Yes, it feels like an itch.
380
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,141
Mm. Not that one.
381
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,274
- Has cashews.
- So?
382
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,024
So you hate cashews.
383
00:19:18,029 --> 00:19:19,360
Yeah, but how do you know that?
384
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,932
Because I pay attention.
385
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,382
I thought you wanted to quit.
386
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,779
I changed my mind.
387
00:19:42,979 --> 00:19:44,981
- Hey.
- Hey.
388
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,635
Nope, nope, nope! You're
banned from the kitchen.
389
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,063
Pip-pip, get out of here.
390
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:11,126
Can I be pip-pip banned
from the whole house?
391
00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:13,594
It's just the next two hours, okay?
392
00:20:13,606 --> 00:20:16,348
I need space. I'm prepping
for my big newspaper interview.
393
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:18,383
You're drinking while
wearing tiny glasses.
394
00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:20,173
That's not prepping.
395
00:20:20,843 --> 00:20:23,260
Ah. I should have known.
396
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,876
You always act all high and mighty
397
00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:27,883
when you wear those pearls.
398
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:29,641
What, you think you're better than me?
399
00:20:30,493 --> 00:20:31,842
Yes.
400
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,860
Well, do you have a huge interview
401
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,389
with the Worcester paper?
402
00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:38,594
No. And it's gonna decide
whether the Worcester Wild Dude
403
00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:41,689
is a flash in the pan
or a household brand.
404
00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:45,133
Like Coca-Cola but for Wild Dudes.
405
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,485
I think that's Mountain Dew.
406
00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:49,591
Oh, wait, wait. Uh...
407
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,119
Oh, just let me be banned.
408
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,517
Uh, my dad says that the Wild Dude
409
00:20:53,522 --> 00:20:56,258
is more aspirational
if he's not married,
410
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:59,839
so if you see the interviewer,
we're cousins, cool?
411
00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:03,082
Well, being related
to you is less pathetic
412
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,959
than being married to you, so...
413
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,192
Hello.
414
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,554
Allison.
415
00:21:26,615 --> 00:21:29,184
Okay, so you're still upset.
416
00:21:29,527 --> 00:21:30,528
What do you mean?
417
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,839
You only call me Allison
when you're pissed off at me.
418
00:21:32,844 --> 00:21:34,280
That's not true.
419
00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:35,715
Yes, it is.
420
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,779
You also like to play
with things on the counter
421
00:21:37,783 --> 00:21:39,437
when you're feeling flirty.
422
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:40,940
You're like...
423
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:42,904
- Shoot.
- Jesus, Allison.
424
00:21:43,684 --> 00:21:44,950
Shoot!
425
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,221
See?
426
00:21:48,442 --> 00:21:51,706
I know that we both, uh, said
some things the other day...
427
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,148
Said?
428
00:21:53,528 --> 00:21:55,135
Yelled. We yelled some
things the other day.
429
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:56,358
Mm-hmm.
430
00:21:56,363 --> 00:21:59,104
But we've known each other so long.
431
00:21:59,489 --> 00:22:01,532
Can we just try?
432
00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:05,776
Yeah. Sure.
433
00:22:05,906 --> 00:22:08,427
Good. Great.
434
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:12,245
So, Sam, how are you?
435
00:22:13,989 --> 00:22:14,989
I'm good. How are you?
436
00:22:14,994 --> 00:22:16,126
Mm.
437
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,510
I'm good.
438
00:22:21,185 --> 00:22:24,188
Well, in the same of our deep
and longstanding friendship,
439
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:28,334
um, I'm in a bit of a
tough position right now,
440
00:22:28,339 --> 00:22:30,973
and I need some money,
so I was hoping that...
441
00:22:30,978 --> 00:22:32,153
Okay, I'm gonna stop you.
442
00:22:32,158 --> 00:22:35,292
Um, I'm sorry you're going through
443
00:22:35,297 --> 00:22:37,516
whatever you're going through today,
444
00:22:37,713 --> 00:22:39,153
but, uh...
445
00:22:41,048 --> 00:22:43,311
I can't give you your job back.
446
00:22:43,526 --> 00:22:44,962
W-What?
447
00:22:45,194 --> 00:22:47,718
No, I-I was just... I was gonna ask you
448
00:22:47,723 --> 00:22:50,489
if your uncle still owns
that pawnshop in Sudbury.
449
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,583
But I-I don't work here anymore?
450
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:53,753
You didn't want my help anymore, right?
451
00:22:53,757 --> 00:22:54,804
Well, I never said that.
452
00:22:54,809 --> 00:22:56,869
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you yelled it.
453
00:22:56,874 --> 00:23:00,853
Look, I-I know I-I've been
a lot lately, okay?
454
00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:03,913
- Okay.
- But I really am trying, okay?
455
00:23:04,531 --> 00:23:06,684
All I want is to be Allie again.
456
00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:11,845
I understand.
457
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,361
But I can't work with you anymore.
458
00:23:17,037 --> 00:23:18,095
Fine.
459
00:23:19,393 --> 00:23:21,306
And my uncle who owned
the pawnshop died.
460
00:23:21,311 --> 00:23:22,834
Great.
461
00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:26,669
No. I... I'm so sorry that he di...
462
00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:28,723
That he has passed on.
463
00:23:29,445 --> 00:23:30,969
He was very nice.
464
00:23:39,661 --> 00:23:41,356
Neil?
465
00:23:41,607 --> 00:23:43,536
Neil!
466
00:23:44,582 --> 00:23:45,887
What are you doing?
467
00:23:46,017 --> 00:23:48,160
- I need a hat.
- You're wearing a hat.
468
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,951
I know I'm wearing a hat,
but I need a different one.
469
00:23:50,956 --> 00:23:53,516
I promised Kevin I'd find
his vintage Red Sox hat,
470
00:23:53,529 --> 00:23:55,746
but I went to the storage unit
and dug through everything,
471
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,266
and it still wasn't there!
472
00:23:57,933 --> 00:23:59,665
Ah, shit!
473
00:23:59,964 --> 00:24:01,748
Shut up.
474
00:24:02,035 --> 00:24:04,394
Tammy is right downstairs.
475
00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:12,799
Neil? Neil.
476
00:24:13,062 --> 00:24:14,672
Please.
477
00:24:14,898 --> 00:24:17,625
Please don't say or do
anything stupid, okay?
478
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,541
If you start this thing with Allison,
479
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,105
it's just gonna cause you more trouble.
480
00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:22,721
And you're already...
481
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:29,816
If you need help or something...
482
00:24:32,434 --> 00:24:33,758
I'm around.
483
00:24:40,777 --> 00:24:41,996
Get out.
484
00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:47,181
I said get out.
485
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:16,494
You got to wait till this one closes.
486
00:25:17,293 --> 00:25:18,468
Ah.
487
00:25:22,351 --> 00:25:24,919
- What's in there?
- Smirnoff.
488
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,187
- And?
- Ice.
489
00:25:27,498 --> 00:25:28,658
You want my help here or not?
490
00:25:28,663 --> 00:25:30,349
Yeah. Sorry. Yes.
491
00:25:32,361 --> 00:25:33,361
Hello.
492
00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:40,261
Hello. Uh, we would
like to pawn an item.
493
00:25:40,529 --> 00:25:42,792
Yep. No shit.
494
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,368
Hey, James.
495
00:25:45,351 --> 00:25:47,875
Diane. Hey.
496
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,761
Um, sorry to hear about Chuck and Tanya.
497
00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:54,207
Yeah, so we're looking
to get about $400.
498
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,049
That's Wade Boggs. Rookie card.
499
00:25:58,382 --> 00:25:59,819
It's worth at least that.
500
00:26:03,748 --> 00:26:05,489
I could do $275.
501
00:26:05,582 --> 00:26:08,518
Okay, she's my niece, okay?
502
00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:11,744
You can't screw her
over. So come on, $375.
503
00:26:13,898 --> 00:26:17,135
Fine, but don't tell
anyone I go easy on you.
504
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,106
All this for a vacation, huh?
505
00:26:21,111 --> 00:26:24,854
You really think a weekend in
Branson is gonna fix everything?
506
00:26:25,023 --> 00:26:27,112
Worcester's a trap, Diane.
507
00:26:27,251 --> 00:26:29,925
Well, that's a nice thing to say
to someone who still lives here.
508
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:31,938
So do I.
509
00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:33,543
Doesn't mean we can't leave.
510
00:26:37,992 --> 00:26:41,212
Yeah, um, I can't give
you anything for this.
511
00:26:41,217 --> 00:26:42,707
I'm actually gonna have to take it.
512
00:26:42,712 --> 00:26:45,498
Take it and not give me any money?
513
00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:48,027
That's not how... Not how pawn works.
514
00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:51,628
Yes, thank you, but this is stolen.
515
00:26:52,197 --> 00:26:55,113
Oh, no. It... No. It's not.
516
00:26:55,118 --> 00:26:57,464
Um, it's my husband's.
517
00:26:57,815 --> 00:26:59,550
So, legally, it is mine.
518
00:26:59,555 --> 00:27:01,266
Property-wise. 'Kay?
519
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,751
It's not... It is not stolen.
520
00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:05,367
Maybe you didn't do
it, but this was stolen.
521
00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:08,279
It's in a database here as
belonging to Brenda Daly.
522
00:27:08,356 --> 00:27:10,152
Stolen eight years ago.
523
00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:13,171
See the back right here? "To Brenda."
524
00:27:15,804 --> 00:27:18,496
I'm gonna have to report
this to the police.
525
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,677
Oh. N...
526
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:30,818
You are not.
527
00:27:36,016 --> 00:27:37,868
Who do you think I am?
528
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,745
That do-gooder Timmy
Cray over at Pawn-Porium?
529
00:27:42,367 --> 00:27:45,310
But, um, I am gonna have to take this.
530
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,841
God damn it, Kevin.
531
00:27:55,522 --> 00:27:58,846
You know, I've actually
been in the newspaper before.
532
00:27:58,851 --> 00:28:02,067
Once upon a time, I was
Worcester's largest baby,
533
00:28:02,129 --> 00:28:04,614
14 pounds, 12 ounces.
534
00:28:04,619 --> 00:28:06,888
Natural delivery, of course.
535
00:28:07,676 --> 00:28:09,025
Wow. That's...
536
00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:11,091
- Wow.
- Yep.
537
00:28:11,096 --> 00:28:13,229
My head stayed pretty much the same size
538
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:15,231
since the day I was born.
539
00:28:15,817 --> 00:28:17,166
Tip of the hat to your mother.
540
00:28:17,344 --> 00:28:18,669
She's dead.
541
00:28:18,674 --> 00:28:21,630
Uh, feel free to include
all of this in the article.
542
00:28:21,642 --> 00:28:24,602
Ah, yes, my, uh, assistant is back.
543
00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:30,333
Hi. I'm Kevin's assistant
and fun partner, Neil.
544
00:28:31,394 --> 00:28:34,180
Bad news. I couldn't get the hat.
545
00:28:34,185 --> 00:28:36,295
- Did you even look for it?
- Well, of course I did, but...
546
00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:39,041
"Buts" are for excuses
and strip clubs, Neil.
547
00:28:39,770 --> 00:28:42,522
Did you at least bring
my buffalo sauce samples?
548
00:28:42,534 --> 00:28:46,625
I sure did. No "if"s,
"and"s, or "asses."
549
00:28:46,645 --> 00:28:47,863
Ah.
550
00:28:48,035 --> 00:28:50,075
Okay, gimme, gimme.
551
00:28:50,774 --> 00:28:53,734
A local bar is naming
a wing sauce after me,
552
00:28:53,739 --> 00:28:55,816
but so far, none of these samples
553
00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,661
have been nearly hot enough.
554
00:28:58,201 --> 00:29:01,430
These sauces have simply been too mild
555
00:29:01,435 --> 00:29:03,099
for the Worcester Wild...
556
00:29:04,556 --> 00:29:06,083
Dude.
557
00:29:07,301 --> 00:29:10,130
You want to, uh, write that down?
558
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,817
Nah.
559
00:29:12,896 --> 00:29:16,073
Um, Neil, uh, why don't
you go grab us some, uh,
560
00:29:16,078 --> 00:29:19,081
afternoon tea and leave the room?
561
00:29:19,368 --> 00:29:21,109
Yep. On it. Of course.
562
00:29:40,429 --> 00:29:41,778
What's this?
563
00:29:42,017 --> 00:29:44,333
Uh, I'm gonna get out of here.
564
00:29:45,054 --> 00:29:46,751
- Why?
- I have a work thing,
565
00:29:46,763 --> 00:29:49,026
and then, um, I'm gonna
head to my brother's.
566
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,646
He's got a pullout.
567
00:29:50,886 --> 00:29:52,232
His kid won't shut up about "Frozen,"
568
00:29:52,236 --> 00:29:53,896
but he's got a pullout.
569
00:29:53,901 --> 00:29:56,216
Dude, you don't...
570
00:29:56,658 --> 00:29:59,009
If you want to stay
here, you can stay here.
571
00:30:04,741 --> 00:30:06,307
Do you want me to stay?
572
00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:10,286
Yeah.
573
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,718
U...
574
00:30:25,227 --> 00:30:27,646
- Hey, give me that.
- No, stop.
575
00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:29,140
Give me. That's not yours.
576
00:30:29,145 --> 00:30:31,017
Aah! No, no!
577
00:30:31,022 --> 00:30:33,174
Aah! Aah!
578
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,270
- Give me that.
- Hey, hey. Stop! Stop!
579
00:30:34,274 --> 00:30:35,611
Give me my phone.
580
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,241
Neil, why does the kettle sound like
581
00:30:52,246 --> 00:30:54,614
Allison trying to
explain something to me?
582
00:30:55,718 --> 00:30:57,372
Sorry. I-I drifted.
583
00:30:57,385 --> 00:30:59,866
Neil, what did I say about drifting?
584
00:30:59,879 --> 00:31:02,664
"It's only for cars in
the Tokyo-based installment
585
00:31:02,669 --> 00:31:04,715
of the 'Fast and the
Furious' franchise."
586
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,991
Right. It was true then,
it's even truer now.
587
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:10,129
Come on, bud. I need you to get focused.
588
00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,043
I know, I know. I'm trying.
589
00:31:12,048 --> 00:31:15,785
A-And you've been such a
wonderful, if demanding, boss.
590
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,368
But I need to get my head on straight.
591
00:31:18,373 --> 00:31:19,840
I gotta tell you something.
592
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,661
Didn't you just tell me
something, like, last week?
593
00:31:21,665 --> 00:31:23,928
I mean, what else could there be?
594
00:31:24,058 --> 00:31:26,681
Sh... She's trying to kill you.
595
00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,754
The reporter?
596
00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:32,544
I mean, that is an awfully
short skirt she's wearing.
597
00:31:32,549 --> 00:31:34,426
No, no, no, no.
598
00:31:34,431 --> 00:31:35,998
Not the reporter.
599
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,621
Allison.
600
00:31:38,073 --> 00:31:40,192
Allison tried to kill you.
601
00:31:40,197 --> 00:31:42,329
Oh, that? Oh, yeah, I knew about that.
602
00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:43,978
- What?
- Yeah.
603
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,816
I mean, Neil, what is marriage
604
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:48,432
if not a death sentence, right?
605
00:31:48,437 --> 00:31:49,789
No, no, no, Kev, she tried...
606
00:31:49,794 --> 00:31:51,084
That's actually a pretty good line.
607
00:31:51,088 --> 00:31:53,296
I'm gonna say that to the lady reporter
608
00:31:53,308 --> 00:31:55,273
to explain why the Worcester Wild Dude
609
00:31:55,278 --> 00:31:56,932
has been a bachelor for life.
610
00:31:57,073 --> 00:31:58,520
- Let's go!
- No, Kev, wait.
611
00:31:58,525 --> 00:31:59,526
She... She hired...
612
00:31:59,531 --> 00:32:01,125
But grab those drinks first.
613
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,525
Sorry about that. Ready when you are.
614
00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:07,882
Okay. We are all set.
615
00:32:07,887 --> 00:32:11,281
So, Kevin, what would you
say is your best quality?
616
00:32:11,286 --> 00:32:13,680
That's a wonderful question, Kelly.
617
00:32:13,685 --> 00:32:18,492
I'd say that my best quality
is probably my ability
618
00:32:18,497 --> 00:32:21,849
to keep total cool in any situation.
619
00:32:26,163 --> 00:32:29,384
Would you care to elaborate on that?
620
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,292
Oh, uh, a-are you okay?
621
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,037
A-Are the wings too spicy?
622
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:38,742
No. No. No.
623
00:32:39,596 --> 00:32:41,163
No.
624
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,695
Uh, no, it's...
625
00:32:43,825 --> 00:32:46,437
Good. It's just, uh...
626
00:32:46,450 --> 00:32:48,191
Not too spicy. I love spicy.
627
00:32:48,196 --> 00:32:49,501
I love spicy.
628
00:32:49,506 --> 00:32:51,464
You know...
629
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,580
Aah!
630
00:32:53,835 --> 00:32:55,620
Whoo! Is it hot in here?
631
00:32:59,025 --> 00:33:00,531
Oh, God.
632
00:33:00,536 --> 00:33:03,106
Ooh! Eyes! Ah!
633
00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:06,245
It's, uh... It's just
my eyes are sweaty.
634
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,632
I got sweaty eyes.
635
00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:09,507
Are you sure you don't need anything?
636
00:33:09,512 --> 00:33:11,210
No, no, no. A brief...
637
00:33:11,215 --> 00:33:13,827
I'll be... be right back.
I promise I'll be right back.
638
00:33:14,539 --> 00:33:16,554
I'm great. Don't worry.
639
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:17,996
Alright, I got...
640
00:33:20,549 --> 00:33:21,899
The tea.
641
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,655
Oh, it feels so good
to get the cold cream
642
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,532
on the old money-maker, you know?
643
00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:37,869
Now, what was your question?
644
00:33:43,171 --> 00:33:44,726
Hey, D, it's me.
645
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,891
Uh, I need to get into the
storage unit again tomorrow,
646
00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:49,273
'cause there's got to be
some more of Kevin's stuff
647
00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:50,844
I can hock.
648
00:33:50,849 --> 00:33:52,111
Hock.
649
00:33:52,386 --> 00:33:54,605
Yeah, hock. Ho... It
di... didn't sound right.
650
00:33:54,610 --> 00:33:56,612
Uh, anyway, call me back. Bye.
651
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,400
Kelly?
652
00:34:01,796 --> 00:34:04,234
Oh, my God. Allison Devine?
653
00:34:04,387 --> 00:34:06,109
- Hi.
- Hi.
654
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,524
What are you doing here?
655
00:34:08,536 --> 00:34:12,148
I'm interviewing this ridiculous guy...
656
00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:14,796
Wait, what are you doing
here? Do you live here?
657
00:34:15,564 --> 00:34:18,178
Uh, yeah. That ridiculous
guy is my husband.
658
00:34:18,565 --> 00:34:20,171
Oh. Sorry.
659
00:34:20,176 --> 00:34:22,091
Ah, it doesn't matter.
660
00:34:22,096 --> 00:34:24,397
He's actually, you know...
661
00:34:24,402 --> 00:34:26,842
The readers are gonna love
him. I mean, it's Worcester.
662
00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:29,632
Yeah, you bet. You bet.
663
00:34:30,153 --> 00:34:33,319
So, uh, you work at the Chronicle.
664
00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:35,737
That's cool.
665
00:34:35,922 --> 00:34:37,402
Yeah.
666
00:34:37,695 --> 00:34:40,655
You wanna come in, answer
some questions with him?
667
00:34:40,794 --> 00:34:43,232
No. No. He's all yours.
668
00:34:43,386 --> 00:34:45,214
No one wants to read about me.
669
00:34:45,219 --> 00:34:48,569
You were in the paper like
every other week in high school.
670
00:34:48,762 --> 00:34:51,504
Well, that was a long time ago.
671
00:34:51,911 --> 00:34:53,695
Come on. I could put
a little thing in there
672
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,790
about that relay junior
year at Nationals.
673
00:34:56,802 --> 00:34:59,109
We could relive our
glory days a little bit.
674
00:34:59,185 --> 00:35:02,188
I don't know if they're glory
days if you come in second.
675
00:35:02,304 --> 00:35:04,698
Well, we would have probably
come in first that next year
676
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,186
if you hadn't have bailed.
677
00:35:09,581 --> 00:35:12,421
I just mean... I didn't get it.
678
00:35:12,948 --> 00:35:15,385
You probably could've gone
to college or something.
679
00:35:15,578 --> 00:35:18,210
Maybe not BC but, like, a state school.
680
00:35:18,966 --> 00:35:20,794
I never really thought about it.
681
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:22,324
What do you mean?
682
00:35:22,384 --> 00:35:24,483
Everybody wanted to get out of here.
683
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:27,139
You at least had a shot.
684
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,733
No.
685
00:35:30,787 --> 00:35:32,417
No, I really didn't.
686
00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,423
Oh, thank God.
687
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:04,548
For a second, I wasn't sure it was you.
688
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,906
I don't want to be me anymore.
689
00:36:15,178 --> 00:36:17,648
And I am so sorry, but I need your help.
690
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,026
Hi.
691
00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:51,607
- Officers, hello.
- Hi.
692
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,498
- I'll see you later?
- Okay.
693
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,463
- Let us know if you need anything.
- Thank you.
694
00:36:56,183 --> 00:36:57,271
Ugh.
695
00:36:59,664 --> 00:37:01,666
I'm sorry, is this a funeral?
696
00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:04,712
- You said you were at a work thing.
- I am.
697
00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:08,206
Oh, you forgot to mention
the people in mourning part.
698
00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:10,539
Well, it's for Bram,
699
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:13,475
so there are really like only
two people really mourning.
700
00:37:13,487 --> 00:37:16,855
Both are his sisters, and
both are as horrible as he was.
701
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:19,884
Uh, he was your partner.
702
00:37:19,897 --> 00:37:21,856
Yes. He was from Charlestown,
703
00:37:21,861 --> 00:37:23,972
and I was his gay, black, lady partner.
704
00:37:23,977 --> 00:37:26,023
Guess how that went?
705
00:37:26,081 --> 00:37:28,997
I cut him slack when he
was alive, but that's done.
706
00:37:29,087 --> 00:37:32,569
Besides, he died on the john.
707
00:37:32,691 --> 00:37:36,363
It's hard to find that
tragic, even with Elvis.
708
00:37:36,772 --> 00:37:38,992
So, this is why you've
been so sensitive?
709
00:37:39,255 --> 00:37:41,431
- I'm being sensitive?
- Yeah.
710
00:37:41,531 --> 00:37:43,228
You left.
711
00:37:43,382 --> 00:37:46,734
Okay, I get that you're new to this.
712
00:37:47,451 --> 00:37:49,991
- Women?
- Feelings.
713
00:37:49,996 --> 00:37:51,995
I can deal with the commitment
freakout or whatever,
714
00:37:51,999 --> 00:37:53,711
but I'm not gonna stick
around where I'm not wanted.
715
00:37:53,715 --> 00:37:56,531
You are. You are. I...
716
00:37:57,617 --> 00:38:00,140
Okay, I know I can be...
717
00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:01,495
Resentful?
718
00:38:01,662 --> 00:38:03,484
Stubborn?
719
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,484
Cold?
720
00:38:05,489 --> 00:38:07,570
Okay, maybe don't guess.
721
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:11,656
I don't love sharing.
722
00:38:11,661 --> 00:38:14,093
I'm bad at it. So, I guess...
723
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:17,633
I'm sorry. I was
feeling a little invaded.
724
00:38:17,638 --> 00:38:19,727
I remembered that you
didn't like cashews.
725
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:23,388
Yeah. I obviously have a
lot of shit to figure out.
726
00:38:23,398 --> 00:38:25,281
Whoo!
727
00:38:26,163 --> 00:38:27,570
Baggage.
728
00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:32,309
I swear to you, I am working on it.
729
00:38:32,589 --> 00:38:35,046
Because I really do want you around.
730
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,365
A lot.
731
00:38:41,672 --> 00:38:43,383
Okay?
732
00:38:44,056 --> 00:38:45,318
Okay.
733
00:38:51,551 --> 00:38:53,209
We really can't make out at a funeral.
734
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:56,045
- You sure?
- Yeah.
735
00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:59,707
But, um, you want to stay for a bit?
736
00:38:59,862 --> 00:39:03,881
I mean, Bram was the worst,
but he gave us an open bar.
737
00:39:05,113 --> 00:39:08,595
I'd love to, but I can't tonight.
738
00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:11,740
Why?
739
00:39:12,189 --> 00:39:13,712
Baggage.
740
00:39:13,828 --> 00:39:18,485
But I swear, I'm working on it.
741
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,747
You look good.
742
00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:29,187
I am so sorry for your loss.
743
00:39:29,192 --> 00:39:30,803
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
744
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,725
Gentlemen, we are here
to celebrate victory.
745
00:39:39,730 --> 00:39:43,550
Somehow, I was able to rally
and spin Neil's failure...
746
00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:46,117
- My failure?
- Yes, I'm glad you agree.
747
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:49,691
Your failure into an article
that the newspaper lady
748
00:39:49,696 --> 00:39:53,186
previewed as "Exactly
what she expected."
749
00:39:54,121 --> 00:39:57,866
Oh, and despite Allison blowing
my cover about being married
750
00:39:57,878 --> 00:40:01,621
and Neil's short yet disastrous
tenure as my assistant...
751
00:40:01,626 --> 00:40:03,093
- Wait, I'm fired?
- Yes.
752
00:40:03,098 --> 00:40:06,145
I-I'm glad you agree
that you should be fired.
753
00:40:06,342 --> 00:40:08,879
The Worcester Wild Dude
continues his journey
754
00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:11,278
towards fame and worldwide influence.
755
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:13,762
Oh, I feel dumber already.
756
00:40:14,741 --> 00:40:16,395
Hey, where are you off to?
757
00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:17,719
Hanging out with Patty.
758
00:40:17,724 --> 00:40:19,269
Oh, she's still next door?
759
00:40:19,274 --> 00:40:21,426
I assumed she'd moved in
with the lady cop by now.
760
00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,440
No, no. That's on the third date.
761
00:40:25,253 --> 00:40:26,950
- Leave her alone.
- Leave her alone.
762
00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:29,331
Hey, uh, if you see Tammy over there,
763
00:40:29,336 --> 00:40:31,336
will you tell her that
the Worcester Wild Dude
764
00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:33,518
wants to do a ride-along.
765
00:40:33,523 --> 00:40:35,786
And I want a key to the city.
766
00:40:35,931 --> 00:40:37,802
And a-a milkshake!
767
00:40:37,807 --> 00:40:39,112
I love being famous.
768
00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:48,308
This guy couldn't have met you
769
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:51,379
in a well-lit coffee shop
or an office or something?
770
00:40:51,384 --> 00:40:55,213
Well, he picked the spot. I
didn't want to put him out.
771
00:40:55,496 --> 00:40:57,629
Are you that surprised
I'm bad at negotiating?
772
00:40:57,634 --> 00:41:00,191
No. Once, I saw you pay Kevin $20
773
00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:01,850
so he wouldn't wear sweats to a wake.
774
00:41:01,855 --> 00:41:04,996
Yeah, my cousin's, and
he wore cargo shorts.
775
00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:08,262
Well, I will let you do the
negotiating from now for us.
776
00:41:08,267 --> 00:41:09,871
Allison, no.
777
00:41:09,894 --> 00:41:12,726
I am not here for us, okay?
778
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:17,351
I am helping you with
this one last... thing.
779
00:41:17,356 --> 00:41:19,053
Just say it. Fake my own death.
780
00:41:19,216 --> 00:41:21,741
Because when you go, you're
talking all this shit with you
781
00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:24,191
- and everything you dragged me into.
- I know.
782
00:41:24,196 --> 00:41:26,590
Tammy is still asking
questions about Nick.
783
00:41:26,663 --> 00:41:28,752
We broke my brother.
784
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,309
Ever since I actually made the decision
785
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,011
to start talking to you,
786
00:41:32,016 --> 00:41:35,237
I don't think that I've had
one day that's felt normal.
787
00:41:35,406 --> 00:41:36,668
Or easy.
788
00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,145
You're pretty much a pain in my ass,
789
00:41:38,158 --> 00:41:41,466
and most days...
790
00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:44,611
You suck.
791
00:41:47,311 --> 00:41:49,008
I know that, too.
792
00:41:53,298 --> 00:41:54,514
Well, if you're gonna be angry drinking,
793
00:41:54,518 --> 00:41:56,172
the least you could do is share.
794
00:41:56,237 --> 00:41:58,544
It's vodka. You hate vodka.
795
00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:00,082
How do you know that?
796
00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,523
You said it once.
797
00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:05,387
Don't run.
798
00:42:05,952 --> 00:42:07,867
- Stop.
- Hi.
799
00:42:07,981 --> 00:42:09,983
Took you long enough.
800
00:42:10,417 --> 00:42:11,557
Sorry.
801
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,512
We had to walk.
802
00:42:14,105 --> 00:42:15,658
To a deserted parking lot.
803
00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,573
Can you do anything alone? Who's this?
804
00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,223
Wh... Protection.
805
00:42:19,228 --> 00:42:20,621
For the deserted parking lot.
806
00:42:20,626 --> 00:42:22,323
Well, this felt safest.
807
00:42:22,439 --> 00:42:26,121
I can't go to my office
right now or house.
808
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:28,720
Are you sure about this guy?
809
00:42:28,725 --> 00:42:31,894
Chuck heard I met with Diane
and thinks I helped her leave.
810
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,387
Took a bat to the Wagoneer.
811
00:42:35,006 --> 00:42:36,006
Wait, what?
812
00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:37,348
I love this car.
813
00:42:37,353 --> 00:42:39,683
No, no, no, no. What
do you mean "leave"?
814
00:42:39,688 --> 00:42:42,215
Apparently, she's on the
road to South Carolina.
815
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:45,457
Took off in the middle of
the night, left Chuck a note.
816
00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:47,028
God help her.
817
00:42:49,505 --> 00:42:52,464
So the $350.
818
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:55,181
Yeah, um...
819
00:42:57,158 --> 00:43:00,640
Well, this is, uh... This
worth a lot more than that.
820
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:05,433
You really are bad at negotiating.
821
00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:08,887
You two seem like a lot of work.
822
00:43:10,653 --> 00:43:12,742
But you have my services.
823
00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:15,149
- Great.
- So, what are you after?
824
00:43:15,162 --> 00:43:16,816
Another cheating husband?
825
00:43:16,977 --> 00:43:19,355
Maybe you want to track
down your birth parents?
826
00:43:19,553 --> 00:43:22,904
Uh, no. This is, uh...
827
00:43:23,339 --> 00:43:26,342
much, much more complicated than that.
828
00:43:26,347 --> 00:43:27,827
We're a lot of work.
829
00:43:32,397 --> 00:43:34,171
- Hi.
- Hi.
830
00:43:34,864 --> 00:43:36,862
- I'm Kevin.
- Run for your life.
831
00:43:38,134 --> 00:43:40,449
She's freaked out
and doesn't want to go along.
832
00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:43,324
It's just Allison. You
really can't blow her off.
833
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,157
- Wow.
- Sorry, I said I would try
834
00:43:45,162 --> 00:43:46,816
with her, and I will.
835
00:43:47,273 --> 00:43:49,754
This is your best bet
for a new identity.
836
00:43:51,391 --> 00:43:55,221
Look for a name and
background that works.
837
00:43:55,513 --> 00:43:57,210
Who the hell is this guy?
838
00:43:57,361 --> 00:44:00,361
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