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Woo!

Feels so nice!

Come on, stop being a Debbie Downer!

Already forgiving for getting us here late?

Really, Frank?

I'm kidding.

Can you at least admit that it was half your fault?

If it'll make you happy, then yeah, I'll admit it.

No, no, no, no.

Don't just say it to make me happy.

Admit that it was your fault, okay?

Okay.

It was my fault.

Okay?

Come on!

Sex by the pool?

This whole place for a week?

Kind of makes my recklessness worth it, you know it.

I think it's a little early to say that.

Well, we're here.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Come on, don't be such a crud.

Yeah, I feel like your mom.

Oh.

Look at you, getting all violent.

I like it.

Gets me all hot.

Shut up.

It does.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, I love this song.

He's such a jerk.

Alright, are you almost done?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, what?

Because now, I want to try something.

Oh.

Oh my god, what are you doing?

Come on!

Look, I've always wanted to do the dance to this, but I've never had somebody to do

it with, and now that we have enough space...

I don't know how the dance goes.

Yeah, well, it's not like I do either, but you've seen the video, right?

No.

Well, it's super simple.

All you have to do is, like, just these robotic dance moves, you know.

And then you do a sort of, like, arm swoosh over your head thing,

arm swoosh over your head thing, turn, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, huh.

That sounds so stupid.

Oh, come on.

It'll be fun.

This feels weird.

Oh, come on.

I don't want to do it.

Come on.

Come on.

You stand right here.

Ready?

Now, face me, like that.

Now, do the robot, do the robot, do the arm swoosh, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, and poof.

Oh, come on.

Why are you being like this?

I told you I didn't want to do it.

Why not?

It's just you and me being super huge dorks together.

Don't be almost like that.

I thought we were just having fun.

We were, but then you're the one that's getting all

buttered because I wanted to do some stupid dance with you.

Abe, you're so dramatic.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

I hate it when you put me on the spot like this.

What are you talking about?

I'm just trying to have fun with you.

Well, it's weird, and it's not fun, and now I just feel awkward.

Whatever.

Babe.

Babe.

What?

I love you.

Oh, come on.

Babe.

Frank, is it really, like, really that much to ask you to just dance with me?

I know.

Because now I feel like Greg.

I feel super awkward for wanting to just have fun with you.

Can you just hand me a towel, please?

Hmm.

You know, you should dry off in the shower first.

Dripping water everywhere.

This isn't our bathroom.

We shouldn't ruin it.

Look, I'm sorry.

Sorry?

Sorry for what?

Sorry for making me feel like an idiot?

Because I'm the one who's doing it?

who spent all this money on you just so that you could enjoy your goddamn birthday

and your best friend's wedding and because you made me have

sex with you by the fucking pool just because you wanted to.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I was forced to fuck me.

Fine.

Babe, I already said I'm sorry.

Don't be like this.

Babe.

Babe, turn it down.

You're gonna wake him up.

Babe.

Is this what you want?

Huh?

Are you happy now?

Hey.

My good man, my dancer for you.

Damn it.

Fuck you, David.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Are you fucking serious?

Fuck you, asshole.

What the fuck?

Who's gonna pay for that shit?

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you,

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I

want you, I want you I don't know what came over me.

I'm sorry.