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COSTA ESMERALDA FOREST

Don't you like getting away from all the gym noise?

Wasn't there a better place for us to hang out?

Look where you brought me.

So romantic.

You're the one who didn't want to stay at the diner.

All your friends were there.

The view is actually nice here.

Come here.

Do you believe we're isolated in the universe

and that there's nothing else on other planets?

I don't know about the universe,

but I know we're alone here.

Weren't we going to eat?

Yeah...

I'll get our food.

That's strange, I have no signal.

Lucas.

Lucas!

You're such an idiot!

You're a little too stressed out.

Can't we just eat inside the car?

Inside the car...

No.

No one eats inside Daddy's car!

Daddy's car? I thought it was your car.

It is mine!

I'm daddy.

Lucas, again!

Relax, babe! I told you...

Come on, let's check it out!

What...

What is that?

I don't know.

Lucas, can we please go?

Lucas?

Lucas!

Come on, let's go! There's no danger...

- Get out of here! - Lucas!

ALIEN KILLERS

DANGER ELECTRIC FENCE

TWO WEEKS LATER

My friends, anything can happen!

One of the most anticipated games of the season!

It's been a long time

since Costa Esmeralda won a game in the championship.

The crowd is on fire tonight!

A ten-point lead for the visiting team!

This could be an ugly loss for the home team!

For God's sake!

Watch the play, Teily takes the ball and goes for the throw!

Nice one!

Who'll win the game tonight?

If the team wants to prove they can win, this is the moment!

And our mascot, Guará, keeps hyping up the crowd.

He's feeling confident!

Clearly a foul!

He's wide open, spread out!

Unbelievable! Only one point behind!

The ball's in the air, and point!

What a night for basketball, what a comeback!

The place goes wild!

Looks like the losing streak is over!

That's it, Costa Esmeralda!

WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOUR RETURN

I MISS YOU, GIRL,

BUT I KNOW WE'LL STILL WATCH THAT ALIEN MOVIE TOGETHER!

MISSING

MISSING

I'm sorry.

JERK ÉRICK

Answer it, dude!

SUPERNATURAL WORLD

A man with a beard!

Gordo would love this.

SUBSCRIBED

Piologo Brothers: Supernatural!

Sorry!

- You forgot your helmet inside. - Thanks.

Don't go walking around without it, okay? It's dangerous.

I don't want to risk losing the best mascot our team ever had!

But wasn't I the only one who agreed to be the mascot...

after more than eight years without one?

- Nine. - Nine! Sorry, my bad. You're right.

I couldn't help but notice

there's something really important for you in it.

You saw it?

Well, why don't you come by the diner later?

I'm meeting with my friend now. He's not into that kind of stuff.

- He's lame. - Don't let that stop you.

Say that Coach Rebeca sent it over.

He'll be welcome.

If you change your mind, you know where to find me.

Thanks.

Your bike is beautiful.

Don't forget your helmet, okay? It's dangerous.

- You might just lose your head out there. - Got it.

ROUND 2 ARCADE

Where's the game, old man? Come on!

Good evening to you too. You used to be more polite to me.

That's right.

Come on, give me the game.

Space babes? That's not what we agreed on.

Nope! This one's mine.

This one's special to me. This is yours.

I'm playing all night long!

Take it easy. No one's supposed to know about this.

- It hasn't even been released yet. - I know that.

And when it is, I'll come back here and wipe the floor with those kids.

I think so too.

I'm out.

What is that? What's that over there?

Can anyone just come here now and put up whatever they want?

Did you approve that?

When I tried to put up Érick's missing cat flyer,

you didn't let me, you tore it down.

You call that just anyone?

Do you know who came here and put that up? And didn't even ask?

Who?

The coach.

- Rebeca? - Yeah.

And was I supposed to say no to her? No way.

Do you think she'll be at the party?

- She is. - Yeah?

- Yep. - Then I'm going.

- If she's going, I'm going. - Yeah?

And I'll dance with the cheerleaders like this.

Boy!

What's your deal?

I'm heading out, it'll be a long night.

- Yeah, I think so too. - Old man, you're the master.

You naughty boy!

Unit 01, do you copy?

A child was spotted near Costa Esmeralda Forest.

Are you available to check it out?

Could it be Miguel?

I don't know.

From the description, it could be.

We're going to find your kid, boss.

GORDO MONITORING

JERK ERIC

Gordo?

You know I can see you, right?

Pause that game and let me in.

Dude, you can't ignore your best friend forever.

Especially when he brings pizza.

Go away! I'm mad at you. I'm upset with you. Judas!

You're Judas.

What kind of pizza?

I have to tell you something weird that just happened, man.

Something weird in Costa Esmeralda? What a surprise.

No, seriously. Listen.

I was at the gym alone,

and, man, the lights started flickering,

like they were, I don't know, overloaded or something.

Do you know what it could be?

It could be a lot of things, but you wouldn't believe any of them.

Dude, I'm sorry, okay? Seriously, man!

I know I messed up by telling the coach

you only go to practice to watch her dance,

but I messed up, I admit it.

She probably thinks I'm a pervert.

Do I look like a pervert? Yes, I do! Did I want her to know that? No, I didn't!

I just wanted to help!

Come on, Gordo.

I'm sorry.

I really do.

- From now on... - Put the pinky down.

- I swear I just... - Put the pinky down.

- I'll only say how much you are... - Strong and brave.

Wake up.

No, you're going to say it:

"Tobias, my friend, is a strong and brave guy." Say it.

Strong and brave.

Louder, I can't hear you.

My friend Tobias is a strong and brave guy.

- Is that good enough for you? - That's great.

- Can we eat the pizza now? - Yeah, let's go.

Miguel?

Son!

Boss, come see something.

Are you...

Don't even try.

I think we found one of the missing people.

I think we found a bunch of goo.

I'm not paid for this.

Buddy, just tell me, what was that light?

I just wanted to make small talk.

- It was nothing. - Sure.

It's good.

Gordo, what is this?

- What... - What the hell is this?

- We need to call the cops. - Yes.

- Or... - No.

No way! You always do this, Gordo.

- This isn't your job, man. - Come on, Érick. Just a quick look.

You know once the cops arrive, it's over.

You just want to ruin my happiness, OK? You want to kill my excitement!

- I'm going! - No, you're not!

After this, we're definitely calling the cops.

No way, forget it. Let me get a better look.

Look, I found your missing cat.

My cat is white, Tobias, you know that.

He was abandoned here.

Do you want to live in a little house? Want to live in my van?

I'm allergic.

This place is creepy.

You scared me, Tobias!

Scared you how?

Have you ever seen anything like this in your life?

Yeah.

Just like this.

Your snot, it's the same.

Don't you find it weird?

The guy was thrown from up there, and this is the only trace?

You know what I find weird?

A kid throwing a guy that high, and we still haven't told anyone.

Now, that's weird!

Érick, this is just like the Golden Age edition of Ultra Sumo!

Don't you remember? There was the ruthless queen.

She ruled over all the aliens. Do you remember that?

I remember, man. That's it. You're totally right, Gordo.

- It's just like that. - I'm serious!

That's exactly what happened at the gym.

Where are you going, Tobias?

BE YOURSELF

No! It's all gone. The audio, the footage.

Okay, Gordo, but doesn't it all go straight to a cloud?

Or something like that?

Don't you think I've thought of that before? Of course it does.

- But it's not here. It's nowhere. - Check again, man.

Didn't you think that kid was weird?

Like, I feel like I've seen him before, I don't know.

Boys that age all look the same.

No.

I've seen him, I...

So now you know him?

I don't know him, but I've got this feeling I've seen him before.

Right, a feeling.

- No, leave it to me. I'm good with kids. - It's just a kid, man, don't forget it.

Are you crazy? You wanna give me a heart attack?

Just standing there? Are you nuts?

You're not saying anything? Cat got your tongue? Is that it?

You're going...

- Dude, are you okay? - No.

Let's get out of here!

That kid is possessed, man.

We're here with our new segment. Piologo Brothers: Supernatural!

At Costa Esmeralda Forest, where people are going missing.

Could be a vampire, could be a werewolf,

could be an old lady kicking people, or people flying in the forest.

Or it could be aliens!

We think it's aliens!

Damn, bro. What are you doing? Film me!

- Didn't you hear that? - What?

There's something weird out here.

It's the forest. Could be a dog, a dinosaur, or a snake.

- Stop it! What are you doing? - Man, I heard a strange sound.

Don't you want views?

You either play Fortnite, make a Nutella bathtub,

or you film this crap!

- Then go already. - You go!

- Are you recording? Turn it on. - It's on. Go!

You run, and I'll come after you to add some suspense.

Go!

- Did you hear that? - I did!

I'm telling you, man! Something's wrong here, bro!

- Run! - I ain't recording shit anymore!

Why are you laughing?

I'm laughing because now you believe me, don't you?

- You believe me or not? - In your crazy theories?

Look, normally I'd feel like punching that kid in the face.

But did you see that kid?

- He looked like an X-Man! - Yes, I saw it, Gordo.

Are you trying to say that the town's been taken over by mutants?

- And there's mutants everywhere? - Not mutants. Aliens!

Did you see that kid's eyes? Did you see his hands glowing?

- It was something... - Are you hearing yourself?

No, you're not hearing yourself, man. There's no way you're hearing yourself.

- So what's your theory then? - Man!

That kid could've been under the effect of some new drug or something.

Have you ever seen a drug that does that to people?

If that were true, the Marijuana March crowd

would've formed the Justice League by now!

And you've seen an alien just walking around, right?

Give me a slice of pizza, thinking makes me hungry.

There's no more pizza.

Is it just me, or is she walking in slow motion?

Damn, I'm in love.

Let's sit over there. Before someone sees us.

Let's go!

Come on, move, dude.

Let me look.

Where's the waitress? I'm starving.

- We just had pizza, man. - I'm nervous. Fries calm me down.

You're always nervous.

Good evening.

- Can I take your order? - Sure, I want the usual.

A Triple Big with extra bacon, fries, a large milkshake,

and a mega special soda.

And your phone number, babe.

- And you, young man? - I'm okay. Thank you.

Tell me, since you know about all this romantic stuff.

I don't how...

I mean, I know how to talk to Rebeca,

but you know, you watch those romance movies...

Not romance. Okay?

They're classics.

Classics?

- The Kissing Booth is a classic now? - Keep your voice down.

I've talked to Rebeca several times. She's really nice. Okay?

Especially these past few weeks, she...

- Do you want some advice? - I do.

Just don't be yourself.

And go talk to her already, man. She's just like us, she won't bite.

Wait, did I hear that right?

You're advising to talk to someone I like, because she's just like us?

You? The guy hiding behind that big head?

My case is totally different, you know that.

Your totally different case is coming right over there.

"Gabi, you're such a good kisser".

Gordo, what's wrong with you?

You have such a dumb face, like: "Gabi, Gabi, Gabi".

You're gonna scare her, man.

You should be happy she has no idea you're Guará, okay?

Let's go, Gordo.

- What do you mean? - It's late already.

My food's not here yet. I'm hungry!

- Finally! - Thanks.

- Thanks, babe. - All good!

- Thanks a lot. - Now can we go?

- Everything is here. - No, wait, I'm hungry.

I don't want to know, Gordo.

Rebeca's leaving. Érick, help me, go talk to her.

Help your friend, say something to her.

It was just a little push.

Oliver, he's just the waiter. He was just trying to be nice.

I didn't like that jerk's face.

Babe...

Look at me.

Do you have any idea what you just did?

- Now I'll have to kill you. - Oliver. Don't start.

- Get out! - No, hold on.

We're already leaving, okay? We've got somewhere to be now.

Get lost, dude!

- You and me, outside. Now. - Oliver!

I want to see if you can handle a minute fighting me.

Oliver, he didn't do anything.

- This isn't necessary, right? - Shut up!

That's enough, Oliver.

You're such an idiot.

Gabi!

This isn't over, jerk!

Gabi!

At least I saved the milkshake. Let's go.

I'll save the milkshake and the sandwich for later.

That totally killed the mood.

The worst part of tonight was not being able to make a move on Rebeca.

The worst part?

Come on, let's start the car.

- No, Valesca! - What happened?

- No! - What is going on?

I don't believe this.

Now what?

- I have an idea. - What?

You know, this van's engine is under your seat, right?

- Here? - Yeah.

Here's the deal: when I start the car, on three. One, two, three.

I'll start the car, and you bounce on Valesca.

- Bounce? - Yeah, bounce on Valesca.

- Like really bounce? - Yeah, like this. Bounce on Valesca.

This will boost her and start the car.

- Are you messing with me? - I know Valesca like the back of my hand.

You either bounce on Valesca, or we'll be stuck here all night.

- Bounce on Valesca? - Yes! I'm serious, come on.

- Okay! Go. - All right.

On three, okay?

One, two, three!

Bounce!

Come on! Bounce!

Are you messing with me, man? Cut it out, Gordo. Seriously!

- Not funny, man. - My God, you're so dumb.

No.

- You know what you should do? - What?

- You know what? - Yeah?

Fix this crappy van! That's what you should do.

- Watch your mouth. - I don't care about you.

- You could hurt me and hurt Valesca. - I don't care about her either.

No, come on, are you going to be upset?

- Érick, I'm just kidding. - It's fine, I'll walk.

No, I'm just joking about bouncing on Valesca. Stay here!

- No, don't worry. - I'll take you to the arcade.

Just wait for the engine to cool down a bit.

No, I'll walk. It'll clear my head.

No, don't walk.

- Don't you watch Stranger Things? - There's practice tomorrow, okay?

- Or IT? - Come if you want.

- Practice tomorrow? - Yeah!

I'll be there, okay? Érick!

- What? - Tomorrow I'll grab Rebeca like this.

Come here, Rebeca, my angel.

You scared me, Guará!

I thought everyone had already left.

You're really quiet.

Or are you hiding your secret identity?

Stop being silly, Guará. Let me see.

Stop being silly.

Can I?

Crap.

That's Oliver, my boyfriend.

He's mad at me because I left him waiting outside.

Anyway, thank you so much.

Maybe next time.

ROUND 2 ARCADE

AMBULANCE

GO, TEAM!

If I get the chance tonight, I'll make a move on Rebeca.

I'm ready.

I see that. Too bad I don't have time to waste like you.

I have to work.

You need to relax, Érick. You work too much, just chill.

Enjoy this, look over there. Take a peek.

Enjoy the view. Look.

Costa, Costa.

Costa, Costa.

Costa, Costa...

Go, Costa!

Gordo, that old man, you friend.

- What about the old man? - The one from the arcade.

I saw a weird guy talking to him yesterday.

A weird guy in this town? You have to be more specific.

I'm serious, man.

I didn't see his face.

The old man knows lots of people. He sells illegal games.

- Stuff that's hard to find. - Is that all?

Don't worry, the old man's solid. I'm telling you.

- Are you sure? - Positive!

- Are you alone? - It's fine, it's just me.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

Have you brought my game?

Where's the money?

Give me the money.

Here it is, damn it.

- It's all there. - Sure.

You got all the games in there?

Give me the game, damn it!

What the hell is this?

So, Raí...

from what I see, you don't have good news for me, do you?

The boy vanished, sir.

Damn.

He ran away and won't let anyone get close to him.

Whoever tries ends up like that.

So that's how it is now?

Week in, week out, and I only get apologies.

But that's not happening again.

There's a bunch of us now. We'll get him, her, everyone.

This won't happen again.

Everything depends on this.

For the creature, it depends on this.

For me, it depends on this.

Everything we've done so far means nothing if we don't bring the boy here.

Got it?

Useless!

I don't have time.

Neither I nor any of us do.

Especially you.

I want you to remember my generosity.

If everything goes right, it'll be great.

But if it goes wrong,

I'll make your life a living hell!

No. I promise, I have a plan.

I'll bring the boy in time for the ritual.

I have a plan, I'll bring him. I will!

I promise.

Be brave, Tobias. Now is the time.

- Hi. - Hello.

- How are you? - Good.

Aren't you Guará's friend?

I really wanted to tell you something. I really like your moves.

I mean, your dances, when you...

I'd never seen anyone dance before.

That's so cute!

And what can I call you?

You can call me Tobias, or Gordo,

because a body like this is hard to...

Okay, Tobias. Why don't you come to the party later?

- Party? Where? - Here.

- Here? I'll come, I will. - Yes.

- Can I wait for you? - You can.

With you, I' come for sure.

Alright then.

My God.

Guará.

Catch this.

What do you want, Oliver?

We broke up yesterday. Don't you remember?

Are you still mad about yesterday?

Come on. That was nothing.

Come. Let's go.

That's enough. Go away!

You're starting to piss me off.

- Let me go of me, Oliver. - Stop acting up and come with me now.

Let me go! You're hurting me!

Let her go.

Guará.

Are you messing with me?

You keep hiding behind that ridiculous outfit.

You don't even have the guts to show your face.

Freak!

Tell me...

if I don't let her go, what are you going to do?

Loser.

I'm gonna kill you!

Run!

- We're going to die! - Come on, hurry!

- Come on, Gordo. - Run!

- Run! - Go!

Get in there!

Move!

Damn.

- Sorry! - Didn't I say no running here?

Move!

- Go! - Let's go!

Come on!

Close it!

- I need you to go with me on three. - What?

Trust me.

Trust me.

One.

Two.

Three!

Suck it!

Bunch of morons!

Go!

Run!

Let's go!

You, tough guy,

how about picking on someone your own size?

- Run! - Let's go!

- Go! - Come on!

- I can't do it. - I can.

You're going to help me first!

- Give me a boost! Go! - Come on.

Go!

Go, Guará!

Wait, I'll do it.

- Wait. Just watch. - How?

One, two, three!

Look, it was open.

Let's go!

- Let's go! - Come on!

How cute!

Whose is it?

It's Gordo's.

Tobias's.

Tobias. So is this your teddy bear?

- No! - Yes!

Just kidding.

- I'm Gabi. - Gabi. Yeah, I know.

But you already knew that.

- Shall we get out of here? - Let's go!

Cool!

I've never seen one of these in real life.

Yeah?

- How does it work? - Like this.

- Press here. - Where's the old man?

Old man!

How have I never heard of this place?

- It's cool, right? - Very!

You like comics?

- Ultra Sumo? - It's my favorite.

Hello, kids!

You got any tokens?

Yes, I do!

Is it normal to lose this much?

Maybe, but you'll get better if you keep playing.

You can keep coming here too if you want.

Is that an invitation?

Maybe.

Alright then.

It's a promise.

You'll have to bring me back here.

Pinky promise.

And you?

What do you usually do for fun?

I spend a lot of time at home, so I read a lot.

And when I'm out, I'm with Oliver.

I mean, I used to.

Why him?

I liked the feeling of safety he gave me.

And partly to get my dad's attention.

Got it.

So you're not really close to your dad?

Honestly, I barely see him.

He's a cop and he's never home.

Where's the game? I have to return it to the old man.

This video's not a joke. There are aliens in Costa Esmeralda.

- Someone, for God's sake... - It was real.

I don't know where we are, but somebody come here!

There's an alien hiding somewhere here.

I don't even know where we are, we're in the woods.

- How are they going to find us here? - I don't know! Send a helicopter.

Someone needs to come help us.

Someone come get us out of here. We are screwed!

We're serious!

- Can someone come pick us up? - Send someone!

You're not gonna believe it.

The van broke down again?

I picked up a signal of an attack...

- by aliens. - Aliens?

He wasn't friends with any of you, right?

Old man!

You had a gun this whole time and never taught me to shoot?

Did you see that? That guy just went for Tobias.

Look at that green goo.

Gordo?

It looks like the same goo we saw in the alley.

When we found that kid alone in the street.

Wait.

- A kid alone? - Yeah.

What did he look like?

He was about this tall, like 12 or 13 years old.

- Wait. - He wore a cap. It was a bit weird.

- It's him. - That's my brother.

He's been missing for a few days.

Wait, that's your brother?

Look, I'm telling you, either he was possessed...

- Tobias! - He threw me against my own van!

What do you mean?

This will sound weird, and it really is, but...

Your brother threw Tobias against the side of the van, Gabi.

His eyes and hands were glowing.

Guys, I don't know what kind of prank this is,

but we need to talk to someone. I'm calling my dad.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

But can I see the picture?

Did you see him?

I saw that kid.

Where?

Be careful. There must be more of those guys around.

They should be careful with me.

What are we doing here?

The coach is throwing a party. We have a few questions to ask.

Rebeca?

Officers, what a nice surprise!

- Good evening, coach. - Good evening, Rebeca.

Looks like it's going to be quite the party here.

Yeah.

- It's not the best time for a party. - Actually, it's the perfect time.

I think the kids really need this right now.

Is my daughter around?

Gabi? She left a while ago.

Why? Did something happen?

We've received a lot of calls from the community.

Calls?

That's strange, I could've sworn cell phones were down tonight.

Actually, the signal comes and goes. Some kind of interference.

- It's the antenna. - It's some interference.

Of course.

Either way, don't worry, I'll take good care of them.

Is this party for everyone or just for the students?

Gilberto, do you copy?

We're on our way.

Bye.

DAD

- No signal. - Same here, Gabi.

Tobias, do you know exactly where the old man said he saw Miguel?

I do. And if my gut is right, and it always is,

we should be close.

Just don't tell her about the last time you almost ran Miguel over, okay?

You what?

Gabi, move over.

Are you ratting me out to a girl again?

Wasn't it enough to tell Rebeca I like watching her dance?

- I just told the truth. You know that. - You want to tell the truth? Fine.

You hide a photo of you and Gabi inside your helmet.

Watch out!

I killed someone.

I killed someone!

- That person died right there! - He was right in front of you!

How did you not see him, man?

Now it's my fault he jumped in front of me?

- I know! - Get a grip, you two!

Go check if he's okay.

- She's right, Gordo. Come on. - Okay.

No, wait, guys.

I know what just happened was really crazy.

But can't we just pretend it didn't happen?

Stop being a coward, man. Let's go.

Guys!

If I killed someone, you'll need to help me bury the body, OK?

I'm serious!

There's nothing here, Gordo.

That's weird. There was supposed to be something here.

There's so much weird stuff going on, I feel like I'm literally in a movie.

Shit!

What is that over there?

Run!

My God!

Hurry up, Érick!

Come on, Gabi, Érick!

Come!

- Come on, Gabi. Come, Érick. - Come, Érick.

Go!

Hurry!

Come!

- Run, man! - What's going on?

What now?

- We're gonna die! - No one's going to die!

They're going to get in.

- We need to buy time. - How?

Climbing up.

Here.

- On top of the bus? - Yeah. Come on!

Shit!

Hold this.

Careful.

Give it to me!

Hold this for me.

Gabi?

I can't do it!

I'm so badass!

Go. Gordo, climb!

Climb, man!

Get out of here!

Lovebirds, do you want a honeymoon?

Do something!

Man, we won't last long up here.

- We really won't. - We have to get to the van.

How do we get to the van? I can't run that far.

I don't know, Tobias.

Tobias, you need to distract them to the other side of the bus.

Then I'll run to the van and I'll come pick you up.

Are you crazy, Érick? What if you don't make it?

I'll make it. Give me the key.

- Come on! - Hold on.

- Hurry, Tobias! - I can't find the key.

- How did you lose the key now, man? - Come on, guys!

I think I dropped the key inside the bus!

Damn it!

- Okay, I'll go! - No!

I draw less attention than you do, it'll work!

- Gabi. It could be dangerous. - I'm going.

Take care of this one.

Found it.

Almost there.

Gabi, are you okay?

Is that your brother?

He did all that?

Man, I hate kids, but that kid is fucking badass!

We need to get out of here, right?

- Before they wake up. Let's go. - Right!

Now I like you, little punk.

- Go! - Come on, Gordo!

Don't let that kid near me!

MIGUEL DIAS FOR INFORMATION, CALL...

Boss, we have to go.

Now.

Come!

Out!

Go!

Hurry up!

- Hurry! - Faster!

I don't want to be eaten today. Not today, not ever.

You got that, right? I mean, in the sense that...

- Start the car, Tobias! - Go!

Miguel?

Let's go!

Did you see that?

I wrecked them!

You?

It was the bravest thing I've ever done in my life.

Miguel, how did you do that?

Has he always been like that?

Like what?

Possessed.

- Tobias! - Quiet?

No.

Actually, he's quite talkative.

If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Try.

Aliens.

I told you! Who's crazy now?

This chubby guy's a genius.

Tell us more, kid.

She knows everything.

Who knows what?

The creature.

The creatures, right? The ones we just ran over.

No, I'm talking about the creature that came from the sky.

Miguel, I don't understand.

I was at the playground near our house...

when I started feeling a lot of pain.

She got inside my mind.

It's like she was inside my head.

After that I started doing these strange things,

I don't know why.

- Why didn't you try to come home? - I did, Gabi.

But they were always after me.

And I was afraid they'd attack you and Dad.

She needs me. She wants only me.

Maybe she needs you because of those strange things you do?

I don't know.

She can infect everyone.

But in the end, she needs me anyway.

Then she'll have to go over me now.

Because now that I found you, you're not going anywhere.

Okay?

What is this?

We better find your dad, Gabi.

Alright, are we off to a hospital, your house,

or an exorcist for the kid?

Tobias!

Let's stop at home first.

- My house is right over there. - Okay.

Hold on, isn't that the old man?

What's he doing here?

Stay here, Miguel.

Old man!

Let him go!

Miguel!

You better run!

Otherwise, I would've wiped you off the face of the Earth!

You piece of alien crap!

What about that green thing?

Boss, here's the result.

But I'm telling you now, there must be something...

What is it?

Let me see.

Yeah! I would've wiped you off the face of the Earth!

What did you just say, blob of lard?

Me? No, I was talking to...

You know you're all gonna die tonight, right?

You really thought you were done with me like that?

And I'd do it again, but I have more important things to do.

Érick!

Where are you going?

Hold on.

Well, hold on, guys. Easy.

Come on, hit him!

- Watch it! - Finish him!

Come on, Érick!

Yes!

- Get up! - Érick!

Get up, Érick!

Fight back, Érick!

Come on!

- Go! - Let him go, Oliver!

Érick!

Quiet!

I'm going to leave an unforgettable mark on your face.

So you'll never cross my path again.

Come on, Érick, do something, fight back!

Get up, Érick!

You can do it!

You're one of the most amazing people I know.

Do what you do on the court.

Go!

Can't you understand?

Guará is just a costume.

Guará isn't you.

You're the Guará, damn it!

Fight back, Érick!

- Come on, you can do it! - Shut up, Gordo!

Come on!

Get up, man!

Isn't it what you wanted?

Let's go!

- Let's go, come on! - Get up, Oliver, it's the police!

I knew I'd need this someday.

Did that speech really work?

- Where did you get it from? - I saw it in a comic.

I just threw Guará in it. I mean, not literally.

Me and Érick are friends, but we never...

He even slept once in the van, but we never...

- I got it, Tobias. - We need to find the old man.

Right? Come on.

It was open?

Miguel?

- Old man? - Do you think he's here?

- I hate that old man! - Don't talk about him like that.

Have you considered the possibility he's been infected?

- Tobias, he looked pretty human to me! - I agree with Gabi, man.

You saw how the other infected seem irrational.

You don't know the old man like I do. He would never do something like that.

Sorry, kid.

Let me go!

Let me go!

Aren't you the...

What a rotten breath!

You're so predictable, boys.

I was damn sure

that you would come here.

How did you find us on Gabi's street?

The unit...

We're connected by the same mind.

In fact, you fell right into my trap...

when I shot that bastard in the snout.

Where's my brother?

Your brother is serving a greater cause.

What are you saying, old man? For God's sake, he's just a kid!

Look.

Miguel...

has powers.

A great power.

He possesses a very strong vital energy, and it's irresistible

to the creature.

That's it.

So the creature's great goal is to drain Miguel's vitality?

It stays alive

by draining energy from others, but what keeps it powerful

is the energy...

of a gifted child.

And what happens to the gifted child after the creature gets what it wants?

Well...

Old man.

- Why are you doing this? - Why do you think so, Tobias?

He must be getting something out of it.

This is not you.

But I had to become like this.

I had to be, because we are nothing.

Not me, not any of you.

We are nothing.

And today?

Today I'm someone.

You're someone to me.

Old man, if...

If not for Miguel, then do it for me. Let us go, old man.

I can't.

The best place for you is here.

This is the only place where you'll be safe.

You only want to stop us from going after her!

Don't be stupid. What would you do if you went after her?

Give me a break.

Kids, take care.

Old man! Come back here!

Old man!

Let us go, old man!

Old man!

Ran away from home again?

Yeah.

Listen...

Look, this is Ultra Sumo.

MASTER KIM

Did you know...

that when he was a kid, your age, he was a lonely guy?

Now, look, he's Ultra Sumo,

the galaxies' hero.

This is for you.

Take it.

Thank you, sir.

Bye.

Help!

Help!

This won't work.

It won't.

Let's grab that knife there.

- Knife? - Yeah!

There's a knife up there!

Gabi, there's a knife, a saw, and a chainsaw.

But we can't reach it because we're tied up here!

Let's jump.

- Nice! - What?

- Let's jump, like in the movies! - I'm not jumping.

Just jump, Gordo.

- No! - Tobias!

This is the only chance you have to get out of here.

Or would you rather stay here without eating for days?

- Gordo, just jump. - It's your choice.

- I hate you guys. - Jump!

- On three we jump, okay? - Right.

One...

Two...

three!

- It didn't work at all. - We didn't even move.

- One more time. - No.

One, two...

three!

My shoulder.

Get off, you damn old man!

- Gentlemen... - When I get out I'm going to end you!

Are you?

Gentlemen,

the big day...

has finally arrived.

It is with pleasure...

that I announce that today we are celebrating...

the near ending of our great and glorious mission.

When I got here, we were...

one.

Today we are many.

We are an army!

Growing and marching...

towards the final victory!

Yeah!

Need help, Gordo?

- No need. - Come on, give me your hand.

Come on, help me.

I'm all sticky.

- Guys, the party is today. - Yeah.

And there will be a lot of people there.

And the creature's favorite dish is people.

- That's right. - It makes sense.

- What are we waiting for? Let's go! - Let's go.

No, wait, let me get this straight:

you guys actually want to crash a party with a cosmic creature

and a bunch of aliens? Is that it?

- Yeah. - And what do you want us to do?

We can't talk to anyone, and everyone we know is in danger.

- I don't wanna end up as alien lunch! - Shut up, dude!

Look, I know we've never won anything. Okay?

I know!

But it's time to show them all we're not losers!

It's either that or we stay here, being the same losers as always.

Tonight, we'll make history.

All of us!

If we do nothing, it'll be the end of the world.

We're the last hope.

Are you with us?

And Rebeca will be there.

Then I'm in. Let's go.

- Alright, guys, we need a plan. - Yeah.

I've got an idea.

Let's kill them all.

STOP

We thought it was a costume party.

Yeah.

Hit the music, DJ!

Let's go.

Wasn't this place supposed to be full of aliens?

- I think so. - Either way, we have to stay sharp.

Yeah.

I'm gonna to chill for a bit, okay? Tonight's been way too intense for me.

Keep an eye out, got it.

Tobias!

Let's split up and look for anything unusual.

Alright!

- No luck today? - Well...

- Coach! I'm so sorry! - Don't worry!

- It's "Coach Rebeca". - Rebeca...

Rebeca, ma'am, you look beautiful today.

- Really? You like it, Tobias? - I loved it.

You look a little tense.

Yes, I am. We're looking for Gabi's little brother, Miguel.

- The night was tense. - Poor thing. Really?

- Really. - That's too bad!

Yeah...

You know what I was thinking?

How about we go somewhere quieter, just you and me?

I'm in.

- Really? - Yes!

- Seriously? - Yeah.

- Let's go. - I'll just grab a snack first.

- Eat later. - Okay, I'll eat later.

Come on.

Let me just close this.

You know, I've done this a lot. I have tons of experience.

In the pool.

- In the pool? - Yeah.

- Sure. - Swimming and stuff.

- Found anything? - Nothing.

- You? - Nothing.

What about Gordo?

Last time I saw him, he was hitting on some girls around here.

Classic Tobias.

What are you waiting for?

I'm standing...

before a goddess.

I prefer to be called...

Queen.

I love this song.

Makes you jealous of them, right?

They have no idea of what's going on.

They only have to worry about dancing.

Have you ever danced like that?

Me?

- No, I don't dance. - Come on, Érick.

Well...

Since the world is probably ending.

Will you dance with me?

Come on!

Like this?

A little closer.

Érick! Gabi!

The creature...

Spit it out, come on. Breathe.

The coach is the creature! She's the queen!

- Rebeca? - Yeah!

- She just tried to eat me! - What do you mean?

We were in the pool

with very different intentions than what happened.

Out of nowhere she turned just like your brother!

It was going so well, I can't believe...

But I've known Rebeca for years, she...

But she's changed lately, hasn't she?

And everyone thought it was because of the breakup,

but maybe she was...

Replaced?

Nice! You solved the mystery! Now she's coming here. Let's go!

- Where are our weapons? - Run!

Go!

You again, man?

You move fast.

You have no idea.

Did you bring the shotgun?

I brought something way better!

You can bet they won't catch us off guard again!

Took you long enough, boss. Getting old?

- We don't stand a chance! - We really don't!

But we have to try!

Gabriela!

Dad, I found Miguel!

My subjects, the day of the ritual has come!

Bring the child!

- Miguel! - Son!

- Let him go! - Go, Gabi!

Shut up!

- Let me go, you damn old man! - Shut up!

- I'll kill you, old man! - Don't play the hero!

Érick, if we die now, I wanna say something.

This is all your fault!

Érick! No!

Mascot, why aren't you wearing a helmet?

I told you you'd end up losing your head!

Old man.

Is this what you wanted?

You wanted us to die like this?

My queen, spare them!

No! You knew the terms of our agreement, old man!

Old man...

whatever she promised you,

is it worth Miguel's life?

Ours, and everyone else's who died?

Don't you dare turn against your queen!

No!

You won't hurt anyone else!

I'll kill you all, starting with the traitorous old man!

Old man!

Miguel.

You're the most important creature

- among humans. - Miguel!

But inside you're just a fragile, defenseless little child!

- No! - I am an ancient entity!

Érick! Cut that intergalactic cow's head off!

Rebeca!

No!

POLICE

Son!

Tobias...

I knew you'd help me, old man.

You always help me.

- Stupid kid! - Say nothing.

Save your energy for when the ambulance arrives.

This is my...

Tobias, this is my final act.

You're gonna make it!

It'll be okay. Calm down.

I want you to have this.

The arcade key.

And you have to promise me...

that you'll always remember me, my son.

The way I was.

Old man...

Old man!

No!

No.

Old man.

Well, well, Mr. Businessman!

- Do you think this will work? - Of course it will.

The old man would be proud of you, I'm serious!

- Hi, boys! - Hi!

- Tobias, this place is rocking! - Thanks!

And I brought a friend to play.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hello.

Gabi, I need to tell you something. Let's go over there real quick.

Okay! Let's go. Be right back!

Hi!

- Tobias, right? - Yeah, Tobias!

With a "T".

Is there any game you'd recommend?

What kind of game do you like to play?

I don't know if you know it.

Ultra Sumo, I love it!

Ultra Sumo? That's my favorite game! I love Ultra Sumo!

Really?

Sorry, you didn't say your name.

Valesca.

I missed you these past days, we didn't see each other.

- Me too. - Really?

Gabi, I...

I wanted to ask you to, I don't know...

- We could... - Go out?

Go out! That's it!

But if you don't want to, that's okay too...

Shut up!

- You move fast. - You have no idea!

TRANSLATION: SILNEI SOARES COMPANY: ENCRIPTA

You! There's a post-credits scene! Just wait while we talk for 45 minutes.

Don't leave yet.

What a damn good movie!

They called us to make a ridiculous cameo,

to make a fool and embarrass ourselves.

- We didn't even kill an alien! - Our channel already sucks!

I wanted to make a channel: "Stuffed birds singing football anthems".

- No one supported it. - No!

I wanted to make a hippopotamus...

You know when they start spinning their tail?

Yeah, poop helicopter.

Then post it on helicopters.com.Russia, because everything goes in Russia.

- What about the bird thing you mentioned? - Stuffed birds singing football anthems.

- They're stuffed? - But I won't be killing them!

I'll buy them already stuffed. Sometimes birds dies of natural causes.

- No, but there are stuffed birds. - A rock could fall on a bird's head.

- It happens. - You know when a rock...

Sometimes a rock falls at that angle.

There are some brats who are devils and love throwing rocks.

You can find a pigeon that died of natural causes.

You stuff it, and it sings the Corinthians anthem.

- Really? - That's the channel I'm making.

By the way, pigeon is also a strong alien, right?

It'll be called: "Alien Pigeons Singing Football Anthems."

Strong Mike, get a real strong Mike dog!

I'll make a cooking channel called: "Flying Kick at Grandma Cooking Show".

- Really? - It'll go viral!

The kitchen might get kind of crazy.

I'll always invite someone's grandma, and then we hit her with a flying kick.

The grandma goes flying and makes you eat her baked cookies.

She bakes a cookie.

When she's done, she gets hit with a flying kick,

then we eat the cookie.

- The cookie will be broken. - Grandma's broken too!

Yes. Those are great channels!

I'd like to thank all the people

who are still in the movie theater watching this ridiculous video

that we're making here just to fill the gap before the credits!

The credits are going up, make the sound of the letters going up.

- It's illegal. - I know.

Take the hint!

I think I got it!

Then dye your hair pink!

- That works! - That's foolproof!

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