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IMy phone battery was at percent
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And he has put his phone on charge
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He hangs his clothes wherever
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Makes a mess of the room
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I had such a nice workout
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Here, check out my biceps
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Anshul
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Anshul
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We need to talk
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Tell me
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Im up for a conversation
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Today I will listen to everything you say
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But not now.
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Anshul I need to..
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There's a meeting in Bandra
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And if this meeting goes well
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You will see your friend in a big budget movie
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Dude.
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What are you saying?
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Nothing.
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Nothing special
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Why are you munching on junk food?
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You have such agood personality why do you want to get fat
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If you are hungry have a protein breakfast
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And if you just wanna munch
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Eat something healthy
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Wait
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Itw as a simple catch dude
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You could'nt even get that?
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It must be simple for you
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I have nothing to do with cricket
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You didn't watch cricket?
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I used to earlier
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When Irfan Pathan used to play
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I used to watch then
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I used to find him very hot
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How are you so relaxed today? Don't you have to go to office?
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I have a work from home
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Work from home ?
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Enjoy working from this tiny room
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Once your brother becomes a star
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After that you'd be working from a lavish sea facing apartment
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FIne
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Ok I'm leaving
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Shameless boy
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At least wish me luck
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I'll wish you the best on one condition
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Stop calling me brother
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What are you looking at ?
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If a beautiful girl calls you brother
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then how will it feel?
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Bad right?
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I feel the same
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You won't change
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All the best.
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Why am I smiling like a moron?
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The client has tax returns for the past 3 years
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Sir please get this done. I haven't had a single commission this month
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Sir if the rate goews abvove 10 percent I'll lose the client
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Sorry sir, something had fallen
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Yes I have asked him to fix it
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Thank you sir
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So I can send the confirmation mail right?
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You can use it now
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Do you have a problem with me ?
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No
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Wait. You like Anshul?
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Because you give me these dirty looks whenever I speak to him
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Are you out of your mind?
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But tell me one thing
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Don't you like your boyfriend?
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You are always flirting with Anshul
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Do you get paid to pass judgement ?
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I'm not so serious about him
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He's my rebound . I'm just with him to forget my ex
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Rebound means..
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Did you forget your ex?
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I mean there's nothing better than a rebound to forget an old relationship
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You knwo they say, if your dog dies, you must get another dog soon
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Anyways, turn off the fan when you leave from the kitchen
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Your audition was quick
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Don't you know ? I'm a one take actor
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One minute
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How was the audition?
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I had prepared so much. It will be good only right?
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Has something happened?
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Has something happened?
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Yes so many things happened
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We lost the match to West Indies yesterday
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Delhi's AQI reduced to 150
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And yesterday for the first time I took the ..
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Stop blinking
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If you did'nt want to play a side character,
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why did you agree for the part?
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How did you know ?
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It's my superpower
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I filter out the bullshit and read the truth in people's eyes
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That Kabir Kapoor
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is launching his son
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He will be the hero
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And I will play an eve-teasing goon
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So you will be beaten up in the film?
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Obviously
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Is the money good?
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Enough to pay the rent
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Tell me one thing
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Do you think
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I have no reality check ?
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Am I wasting my time ?
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It's been 10 years in Mumbai
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I sometimes play the brother
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Sometime's I'm the hero's friend
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Sometimes a goon
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I wanted to be a hero
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My family is asking me to go back
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I think they are right
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I don't have it in me to play a hero
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I'm just an extra
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I don't have it in me
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What is the definition of a hero?
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When you asked Shivam the other day
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Why I can't bring hookups in this house
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You were a hero for me
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It's not your mistake
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People are idiots
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They take time to value goof things
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Wanna eat something unhealthy?
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Shall we go?
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let us go
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Anyway whats the point of being fit and maintaining abs
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Im still getting the role of an eve-teasing goon
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It's too spicy . Make it sweeter
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Let it be spicy for me
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You like Spicy food?
Yes
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You know
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When I'd gone home on Diwali, I had taken Shivu to have chaat
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You know he eats it so cutely
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He can't have the full poori in his mouth
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So he has a bite and spills all the water
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So we invented a new style
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We first drink the water and then take a bite of the poori
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It must be fun being a dad right ?
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I have decided
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When I have a stable boyfriend
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I will adopt a child
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You are a kid yourself
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Someone needs to adopt you
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Is that so ?
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Everything about being a father is not fun
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You know
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In life
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I have never felt the need to prove anything to anyone
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If I pass the exams, fine .. Or else I was ready to repeat a year
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If I became an actor, fine or else I would go back home
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I have never been pressurised by any one
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But since Shivu has come
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I feel the pressure
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Even if your parents or siblings thing you are worthless, its ok
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But if my own son ever feels that his father is a loser
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That will break me
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Don't say negative things
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The universe is listening
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How much is it?
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I'm the elder one, I will pay
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Why don't you adopt me ?
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Ate so much today dude
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IYou know.. This song
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was originally going to be sung by Lata ji
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She could'nt for some reason
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But if she had
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The feel of this song would be totally different
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I like Asha taai more
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Now I understand
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your taste in music
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And you wanna adopt ? Grow up yourself first
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Hello
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What's all this?
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Don't ask
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It was my manager's child's birthday
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I thought I'll take some balloons for the kid
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But apparently kids these days don't like balloons
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My child loves balloons
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Shivu
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What happened? How did you hurt yourself?
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A boy pushed me so I hit him
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But did'nt I tell you its wrong to fight
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But he pushed me first
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Then you should have complained to the teacher
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You should'nt have pushed him
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Kids in kindergarten complain to teacher. But Im in class one now
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Shivu
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Uncle said , I did right. You know nothing
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Hello Shivu
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Who is he?
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Son, he is uncle Kavith
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I'm not an uncle.
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I'm your father's friend
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Shivu, do you know ehen an elephant has a cold
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How does he speak?
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I have a cold, and a runny nose and sneezes
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But I hate injections
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But you will get an injection
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No Shivu, I'm really scared of injections, I don'tw ant an injection
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You will get a big injection
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No Shivu ! Please don't give me an injection
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Shivu pushed me and now I have a bump on my head
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Screen time is over Shivu
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Ok now go Shivu, screen time is over. Or granny will scold you
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One second
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Where is a kiss for dad?
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That's my boy. Good night
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Thank you
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Welcome
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What ?
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Are you hitting on me now?
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What are you doing ?
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Eating chips at 1 am?
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That's very unhealthy
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You know right?
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But what do I do if I'm hungry?
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Control it
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I can't.
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I won't get sleep if I'm hungry
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Will you have scrambled eggs?
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At least it has protein
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These are some expensive scrambled eggs
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Whatever is needed for the protein. Don't think about the money
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You eat well
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By the way
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I'm thinking of joining the gym
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When I look into the selfie camera
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I can see a double-chin
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I don't like it
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And I will stop eating junk food too
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What are you doing?
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You see that guy there?
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Yes
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That's Bhooshan
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Bhooshan your ex?
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You are a good actor right?
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Of course bro. One take actor
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So you are my boyfriend now
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What ? me?
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You just have to pretend
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Are'nt you an actor?
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And a good one at that?
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Fine
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Is he coming here?
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Cavit?
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You are in Mumbai ?
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Where are you staying?
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None of your business
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Im being polite and you are speaking rudely?
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Yes I am
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What can you do ?
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You know you are a psycho right?
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Watch it bro
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Or you will get punched
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Who's he now?
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Trust me
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You don't wanna know
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Look. I was'nt even speaking to you
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From this day onwards
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if you even look at my boyfriend
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You will regret it .
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It's not a good idea to mess with someone from Gurgaon
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I'm blocking you now !
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I'm blocking you
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Get lost
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And don't forget to block !
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So
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How did you like my performance?
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Say something
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Wasn't it great?
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Did'nt I tell you ?
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I'm a one take actor bro
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Come on now eat up
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This is wrong
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You say you are straight
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And then you end up impressing me
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Now what will someone hungry for love do ?
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You're hungry all the time
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Even after polishing off the scrambled eggs
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Will you be honest about one thing?
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Aren't you feeling even a little
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a teenie-weenie bit
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like a miniscule quantity
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of emotion for me?
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Can I be honest ?
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Sure ?
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Yes I am feeling
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that emotion
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which you feel for a close friend. And nothing else
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Guys you tell me
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Do you think Anshul is really straight?
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Or is he going to realise that
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His heart beats only for one boy
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Kavith
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Kavith
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Kavith!
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Now will you guys decide if I am gay or straight?
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Let me tighten the screws of his brain. Until then
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Like, share, subscribe, press the bell icon and
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Please "hepe" the show, or
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i will come out of the screen and get you
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Ok time please
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What?
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Our next episode drops on Saturday
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And you keep hitting me. I'm loving it
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Please hit me more
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Stay away from me !
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