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IMy phone battery was at percent

And he has put his phone on charge

He hangs his clothes wherever

Makes a mess of the room

I had such a nice workout

Here, check out my biceps

Anshul

Anshul

We need to talk

Tell me

Im up for a conversation

Today I will listen to everything you say

But not now.

Anshul I need to..

There's a meeting in Bandra

And if this meeting goes well

You will see your friend in a big budget movie

Dude.

What are you saying?

Nothing.

Nothing special

Why are you munching on junk food?

You have such agood personality why do you want to get fat

If you are hungry have a protein breakfast

And if you just wanna munch

Eat something healthy

Wait

Itw as a simple catch dude

You could'nt even get that?

It must be simple for you

I have nothing to do with cricket

You didn't watch cricket?

I used to earlier

When Irfan Pathan used to play

I used to watch then

I used to find him very hot

How are you so relaxed today? Don't you have to go to office?

I have a work from home

Work from home ?

Enjoy working from this tiny room

Once your brother becomes a star

After that you'd be working from a lavish sea facing apartment

FIne

Ok I'm leaving

Shameless boy

At least wish me luck

I'll wish you the best on one condition

Stop calling me brother

What are you looking at ?

If a beautiful girl calls you brother

then how will it feel?

Bad right?

I feel the same

You won't change

All the best.

Why am I smiling like a moron?

The client has tax returns for the past 3 years

Sir please get this done. I haven't had a single commission this month

Sir if the rate goews abvove 10 percent I'll lose the client

Sorry sir, something had fallen

Yes I have asked him to fix it

Thank you sir

So I can send the confirmation mail right?

You can use it now

Do you have a problem with me ?

No

Wait. You like Anshul?

Because you give me these dirty looks whenever I speak to him

Are you out of your mind?

But tell me one thing

Don't you like your boyfriend?

You are always flirting with Anshul

Do you get paid to pass judgement ?

I'm not so serious about him

He's my rebound . I'm just with him to forget my ex

Rebound means..

Did you forget your ex?

I mean there's nothing better than a rebound to forget an old relationship

You knwo they say, if your dog dies, you must get another dog soon

Anyways, turn off the fan when you leave from the kitchen

Your audition was quick

Don't you know ? I'm a one take actor

One minute

How was the audition?

I had prepared so much. It will be good only right?

Has something happened?

Has something happened?

Yes so many things happened

We lost the match to West Indies yesterday

Delhi's AQI reduced to 150

And yesterday for the first time I took the ..

Stop blinking

If you did'nt want to play a side character,

why did you agree for the part?

How did you know ?

It's my superpower

I filter out the bullshit and read the truth in people's eyes

That Kabir Kapoor

is launching his son

He will be the hero

And I will play an eve-teasing goon

So you will be beaten up in the film?

Obviously

Is the money good?

Enough to pay the rent

Tell me one thing

Do you think

I have no reality check ?

Am I wasting my time ?

It's been 10 years in Mumbai

I sometimes play the brother

Sometime's I'm the hero's friend

Sometimes a goon

I wanted to be a hero

My family is asking me to go back

I think they are right

I don't have it in me to play a hero

I'm just an extra

I don't have it in me

What is the definition of a hero?

When you asked Shivam the other day

Why I can't bring hookups in this house

You were a hero for me

It's not your mistake

People are idiots

They take time to value goof things

Wanna eat something unhealthy?

Shall we go?

let us go

Anyway whats the point of being fit and maintaining abs

Im still getting the role of an eve-teasing goon

It's too spicy . Make it sweeter

Let it be spicy for me

You like Spicy food? Yes

You know

When I'd gone home on Diwali, I had taken Shivu to have chaat

You know he eats it so cutely

He can't have the full poori in his mouth

So he has a bite and spills all the water

So we invented a new style

We first drink the water and then take a bite of the poori

It must be fun being a dad right ?

I have decided

When I have a stable boyfriend

I will adopt a child

You are a kid yourself

Someone needs to adopt you

Is that so ?

Everything about being a father is not fun

You know

In life

I have never felt the need to prove anything to anyone

If I pass the exams, fine .. Or else I was ready to repeat a year

If I became an actor, fine or else I would go back home

I have never been pressurised by any one

But since Shivu has come

I feel the pressure

Even if your parents or siblings thing you are worthless, its ok

But if my own son ever feels that his father is a loser

That will break me

Don't say negative things

The universe is listening

How much is it?

I'm the elder one, I will pay

Why don't you adopt me ?

Ate so much today dude

IYou know.. This song

was originally going to be sung by Lata ji

She could'nt for some reason

But if she had

The feel of this song would be totally different

I like Asha taai more

Now I understand

your taste in music

And you wanna adopt ? Grow up yourself first

Hello

What's all this?

Don't ask

It was my manager's child's birthday

I thought I'll take some balloons for the kid

But apparently kids these days don't like balloons

My child loves balloons

Shivu

What happened? How did you hurt yourself?

A boy pushed me so I hit him

But did'nt I tell you its wrong to fight

But he pushed me first

Then you should have complained to the teacher

You should'nt have pushed him

Kids in kindergarten complain to teacher. But Im in class one now

Shivu

Uncle said , I did right. You know nothing

Hello Shivu

Who is he?

Son, he is uncle Kavith

I'm not an uncle.

I'm your father's friend

Shivu, do you know ehen an elephant has a cold

How does he speak?

I have a cold, and a runny nose and sneezes

But I hate injections

But you will get an injection

No Shivu, I'm really scared of injections, I don'tw ant an injection

You will get a big injection

No Shivu ! Please don't give me an injection

Shivu pushed me and now I have a bump on my head

Screen time is over Shivu

Ok now go Shivu, screen time is over. Or granny will scold you

One second

Where is a kiss for dad?

That's my boy. Good night

Thank you

Welcome

What ?

Are you hitting on me now?

What are you doing ?

Eating chips at 1 am?

That's very unhealthy

You know right?

But what do I do if I'm hungry?

Control it

I can't.

I won't get sleep if I'm hungry

Will you have scrambled eggs?

At least it has protein

These are some expensive scrambled eggs

Whatever is needed for the protein. Don't think about the money

You eat well

By the way

I'm thinking of joining the gym

When I look into the selfie camera

I can see a double-chin

I don't like it

And I will stop eating junk food too

What are you doing?

You see that guy there?

Yes

That's Bhooshan

Bhooshan your ex?

You are a good actor right?

Of course bro. One take actor

So you are my boyfriend now

What ? me?

You just have to pretend

Are'nt you an actor?

And a good one at that?

Fine

Is he coming here?

Cavit?

You are in Mumbai ?

Where are you staying?

None of your business

Im being polite and you are speaking rudely?

Yes I am

What can you do ?

You know you are a psycho right?

Watch it bro

Or you will get punched

Who's he now?

Trust me

You don't wanna know

Look. I was'nt even speaking to you

From this day onwards

if you even look at my boyfriend

You will regret it .

It's not a good idea to mess with someone from Gurgaon

I'm blocking you now !

I'm blocking you

Get lost

And don't forget to block !

So

How did you like my performance?

Say something

Wasn't it great?

Did'nt I tell you ?

I'm a one take actor bro

Come on now eat up

This is wrong

You say you are straight

And then you end up impressing me

Now what will someone hungry for love do ?

You're hungry all the time

Even after polishing off the scrambled eggs

Will you be honest about one thing?

Aren't you feeling even a little

a teenie-weenie bit

like a miniscule quantity

of emotion for me?

Can I be honest ?

Sure ?

Yes I am feeling

that emotion

which you feel for a close friend. And nothing else

Guys you tell me

Do you think Anshul is really straight?

Or is he going to realise that

His heart beats only for one boy

Kavith

Kavith

Kavith!

Now will you guys decide if I am gay or straight?

Let me tighten the screws of his brain. Until then

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