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You might remember back in March when
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You might remember back in March when
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You might remember back in March when
President Trump quickly launched his
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President Trump quickly launched his
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President Trump quickly launched his
quick war in Iran and conservative media
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quick war in Iran and conservative media
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quick war in Iran and conservative media
told you how quick it was quickly going
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told you how quick it was quickly going
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told you how quick it was quickly going
to go.
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to go.
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to go.
>> We've already knocked out so much of
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>> We've already knocked out so much of
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>> We've already knocked out so much of
their capability. It looks like this is
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their capability. It looks like this is
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their capability. It looks like this is
just a wrap-up mission at this point.
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just a wrap-up mission at this point.
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just a wrap-up mission at this point.
>> see how this thing can continue much
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>> see how this thing can continue much
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>> see how this thing can continue much
longer.
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longer.
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longer.
>> The war may be over right now.
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>> The war may be over right now.
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>> The war may be over right now.
>> I just left the president. Today was a
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>> I just left the president. Today was a
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>> I just left the president. Today was a
great interview. I said to him, "Mr.
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great interview. I said to him, "Mr.
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great interview. I said to him, "Mr.
President, you keep talking about the
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President, you keep talking about the
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President, you keep talking about the
war like was was was." I said, "Is it
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war like was was was." I said, "Is it
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war like was was was." I said, "Is it
over?" He said, "It's over."
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>> Aw, she was so happy there, dressed like
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>> Aw, she was so happy there, dressed like
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>> Aw, she was so happy there, dressed like
a pimp on Martha's Vineyard.
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Kind of like if Katharine Hepburn was in
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Kind of like if Katharine Hepburn was in
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Kind of like if Katharine Hepburn was in
a music video for Three 6 Mafia.
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a music video for Three 6 Mafia.
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a music video for Three 6 Mafia.
Anyway, that was 5 months ago. So, by
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Anyway, that was 5 months ago. So, by
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Anyway, that was 5 months ago. So, by
now, the end must surely be in sight.
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now, the end must surely be in sight.
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now, the end must surely be in sight.
>> Tonight, no end in sight in the war
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>> Tonight, no end in sight in the war
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>> Tonight, no end in sight in the war
against Iran.
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against Iran.
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against Iran.
>> Mr. President, there are no signs that
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>> Mr. President, there are no signs that
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>> Mr. President, there are no signs that
Iran is ready to stop fighting. So, so
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Iran is ready to stop fighting. So, so
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Iran is ready to stop fighting. So, so
what is the plan? Is the plan to just
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what is the plan? Is the plan to just
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what is the plan? Is the plan to just
keep bombing until they give up?
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keep bombing until they give up?
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keep bombing until they give up?
>> There are no signs. Why Why do you Do
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>> There are no signs. Why Why do you Do
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>> There are no signs. Why Why do you Do
you know something that I don't know?
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you know something that I don't know?
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you know something that I don't know?
>> Well, they continue to attack our allies
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>> Well, they continue to attack our allies
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>> Well, they continue to attack our allies
and kill Americans.
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and kill Americans.
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and kill Americans.
>> know what You don't know anything.
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>> know what You don't know anything.
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>> know what You don't know anything.
>> So, talks are still happening with Iran.
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>> So, talks are still happening with Iran.
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>> So, talks are still happening with Iran.
>> I don't know. Do you know something I
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>> I don't know. Do you know something I
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>> I don't know. Do you know something I
don't know?
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don't know?
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don't know?
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> My god, this guy's cranky. Get him to a
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>> My god, this guy's cranky. Get him to a
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>> My god, this guy's cranky. Get him to a
cabinet meeting so he can take a nap.
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cabinet meeting so he can take a nap.
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cabinet meeting so he can take a nap.
But yes, it's a little awkward for
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But yes, it's a little awkward for
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But yes, it's a little awkward for
Trump's media boosters that the war is
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Trump's media boosters that the war is
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Trump's media boosters that the war is
still going on. And it's especially
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still going on. And it's especially
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still going on. And it's especially
awkward for Greg Kelly, Newsmax anchor
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awkward for Greg Kelly, Newsmax anchor
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awkward for Greg Kelly, Newsmax anchor
and guy who's definitely been kicked out
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and guy who's definitely been kicked out
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and guy who's definitely been kicked out
of an airport Chili's.
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of an airport Chili's.
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of an airport Chili's.
He's gone all in for Trump and
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He's gone all in for Trump and
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He's gone all in for Trump and
>> He really put his reputation on the
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>> He really put his reputation on the
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>> He really put his reputation on the
line.
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line.
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line.
>> I guess this is not a bold prediction on
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>> I guess this is not a bold prediction on
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>> I guess this is not a bold prediction on
my part cuz the president just said it,
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my part cuz the president just said it,
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my part cuz the president just said it,
but I predict also this time next week,
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but I predict also this time next week,
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but I predict also this time next week,
we may be able to declare victory.
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we may be able to declare victory.
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we may be able to declare victory.
>> I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
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>> I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
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>> I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
though, it's still better than his other
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though, it's still better than his other
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though, it's still better than his other
prediction, diarrhea-free summer.
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prediction, diarrhea-free summer.
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prediction, diarrhea-free summer.
That
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That
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That
did not go well. But yeah, one weekend
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did not go well. But yeah, one weekend
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did not go well. But yeah, one weekend
Greg predicted that the war would be
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Greg predicted that the war would be
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Greg predicted that the war would be
over soon. And did he flinch a week
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over soon. And did he flinch a week
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over soon. And did he flinch a week
later when the war was still going? No,
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later when the war was still going? No,
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later when the war was still going? No,
he did not.
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he did not.
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he did not.
>> The war in Iran
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>> The war in Iran
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>> The war in Iran
which is only 17 days old.
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which is only 17 days old.
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which is only 17 days old.
And from what I'm hearing, this thing is
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And from what I'm hearing, this thing is
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And from what I'm hearing, this thing is
going to be over probably before the
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going to be over probably before the
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going to be over probably before the
28th day.
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28th day.
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28th day.
This is contained.
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This is contained.
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This is contained.
>> There you go. 17 days and over before
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>> There you go. 17 days and over before
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>> There you go. 17 days and over before
day 28.
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day 28.
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day 28.
>> Is it over or is it just beginning?
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>> Is it over or is it just beginning?
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>> Is it over or is it just beginning?
Maybe a little bit of both. We are right
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Maybe a little bit of both. We are right
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Maybe a little bit of both. We are right
now at 30 days.
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now at 30 days.
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now at 30 days.
>> Got you. Got you. We are now at 30 days
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>> Got you. Got you. We are now at 30 days
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>> Got you. Got you. We are now at 30 days
and the war is over and also just
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and the war is over and also just
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and the war is over and also just
beginning. AND BEFORE YOU SAY, "WAIT,
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beginning. AND BEFORE YOU SAY, "WAIT,
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beginning. AND BEFORE YOU SAY, "WAIT,
THOSE ARE OPPOSITES." May I remind you
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THOSE ARE OPPOSITES." May I remind you
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THOSE ARE OPPOSITES." May I remind you
that every new beginning comes from some
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that every new beginning comes from some
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that every new beginning comes from some
other beginnings end. Closing time.
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other beginnings end. Closing time.
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other beginnings end. Closing time.
But the point is, chill out guys. Don't
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But the point is, chill out guys. Don't
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But the point is, chill out guys. Don't
make Greg get sarcastic.
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make Greg get sarcastic.
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make Greg get sarcastic.
>> Wow, this Iran war has been going on for
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>> Wow, this Iran war has been going on for
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>> Wow, this Iran war has been going on for
years. Months? No.
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years. Months? No.
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years. Months? No.
52 days. 52 days. Relax. And quite
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52 days. 52 days. Relax. And quite
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52 days. 52 days. Relax. And quite
frankly, we're not even shooting
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frankly, we're not even shooting
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frankly, we're not even shooting
anymore. 73 days. And the coverage is
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anymore. 73 days. And the coverage is
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anymore. 73 days. And the coverage is
relentlessly negative. Well, by one
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relentlessly negative. Well, by one
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relentlessly negative. Well, by one
count, you could say 81 days. However, a
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count, you could say 81 days. However, a
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count, you could say 81 days. However, a
more accurate count would say 41 days
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more accurate count would say 41 days
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more accurate count would say 41 days
when you factor in the ceasefire.
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when you factor in the ceasefire.
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when you factor in the ceasefire.
>> 81 days? That's nothing. Especially if
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>> 81 days? That's nothing. Especially if
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>> 81 days? That's nothing. Especially if
you CALL IT 41 DAYS.
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you CALL IT 41 DAYS.
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you CALL IT 41 DAYS.
I MEAN, DO YOU WANT HIM TO KEEP GOING
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I MEAN, DO YOU WANT HIM TO KEEP GOING
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I MEAN, DO YOU WANT HIM TO KEEP GOING
PEOPLE? Because he'll keep going.
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PEOPLE? Because he'll keep going.
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PEOPLE? Because he'll keep going.
>> If you add it all up, four months.
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>> If you add it all up, four months.
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>> If you add it all up, four months.
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[laughter]
>> Oh, sure. If you add up the days, it
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>> Oh, sure. If you add up the days, it
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>> Oh, sure. If you add up the days, it
seems like a lot of days. WHAT? YOU
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seems like a lot of days. WHAT? YOU
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seems like a lot of days. WHAT? YOU
DON'T WANT TO ADD on the 21 days since
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DON'T WANT TO ADD on the 21 days since
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DON'T WANT TO ADD on the 21 days since
the first four months, too?
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the first four months, too?
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the first four months, too?
>> Four months and 21 days. How's that for
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>> Four months and 21 days. How's that for
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>> Four months and 21 days. How's that for
a forever war?
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a forever war?
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a forever war?
>> Well, it's a start.
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>> Well, it's a start.
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>> Well, it's a start.
So, basically Donald Trump is locked in
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So, basically Donald Trump is locked in
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So, basically Donald Trump is locked in
a forever war, has no plan to get out,
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a forever war, has no plan to get out,
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a forever war, has no plan to get out,
and has hardly any defenders besides
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and has hardly any defenders besides
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and has hardly any defenders besides
Kirkland Signature Sean Hannity. Is
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Kirkland Signature Sean Hannity. Is
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Kirkland Signature Sean Hannity. Is
there anything that's going right for
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there anything that's going right for
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there anything that's going right for
him? And I mean anything.
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him? And I mean anything.
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him? And I mean anything.
>> The numbers came out yesterday. You know
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>> The numbers came out yesterday. You know
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>> The numbers came out yesterday. You know
who's number one on Tik Tok? I AM.
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>> OH,
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>> OH,
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>> OH,
EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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>> HEY.
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>> HEY.
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>> HEY.
>> [applause]
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>> [applause]
>> WOO,
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>> WOO,
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>> WOO,
>> [cheering]
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>> [cheering]
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>> [cheering]
>> NUMBER ONE ON TIK TOK.
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>> NUMBER ONE ON TIK TOK.
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>> NUMBER ONE ON TIK TOK.
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> NOT TO mention also very popular on Face
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>> NOT TO mention also very popular on Face
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>> NOT TO mention also very popular on Face
Bark and Insta Gore.
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Bark and Insta Gore.
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Bark and Insta Gore.
Let's see the master at work.
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Let's see the master at work.
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Let's see the master at work.
>> As I stand by the Declaration of
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>> As I stand by the Declaration of
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>> As I stand by the Declaration of
Independence, which is a great honor, I
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Independence, which is a great honor, I
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Independence, which is a great honor, I
keep hearing so much about Tik Tok and
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keep hearing so much about Tik Tok and
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keep hearing so much about Tik Tok and
all of the influence they have. I'm
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all of the influence they have. I'm
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all of the influence they have. I'm
number one on Tik Tok. Can you believe
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number one on Tik Tok. Can you believe
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number one on Tik Tok. Can you believe
it? I'm number one. Look at those
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it? I'm number one. Look at those
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it? I'm number one. Look at those
numbers. There's your numbers. So, I
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numbers. There's your numbers. So, I
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numbers. There's your numbers. So, I
think we have influence, too. And I'm
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think we have influence, too. And I'm
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think we have influence, too. And I'm
saying stop communism.
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saying stop communism.
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saying stop communism.
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> WHAT?
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>> WHAT?
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>> WHAT?
STOP COMMUNISM? Where did that come
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STOP COMMUNISM? Where did that come
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STOP COMMUNISM? Where did that come
from? That Tik Tok was directed by M.
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from? That Tik Tok was directed by M.
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from? That Tik Tok was directed by M.
Night Shyamalan.
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Night Shyamalan.
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Night Shyamalan.
Look, I know it doesn't seem like that
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Look, I know it doesn't seem like that
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Look, I know it doesn't seem like that
would be very popular on Tik Tok, but
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would be very popular on Tik Tok, but
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would be very popular on Tik Tok, but
don't forget they love messy
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don't forget they love messy
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don't forget they love messy
And it's not just Trump. His whole
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And it's not just Trump. His whole
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And it's not just Trump. His whole
cabinet is getting on Tik Tok. They just
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cabinet is getting on Tik Tok. They just
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cabinet is getting on Tik Tok. They just
dropped a new video promoting it.
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>> In the end, this team is stronger,
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>> In the end, this team is stronger,
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>> In the end, this team is stronger,
smarter, and savvier in the game of
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smarter, and savvier in the game of
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smarter, and savvier in the game of
leverage and negotiations. And it's
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leverage and negotiations. And it's
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leverage and negotiations. And it's
always about America first for Trump.
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>> Is this a Tik Tok or a hype video for a
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>> Is this a Tik Tok or a hype video for a
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>> Is this a Tik Tok or a hype video for a
50-year high school reunion?
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50-year high school reunion?
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50-year high school reunion?
Oh Doug's coming? I thought that
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Oh Doug's coming? I thought that
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Oh Doug's coming? I thought that
guy was dead.
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guy was dead.
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guy was dead.
But I don't want to prejudge. Let's
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But I don't want to prejudge. Let's
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But I don't want to prejudge. Let's
check out some of these Tik Toks. RFK
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check out some of these Tik Toks. RFK
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check out some of these Tik Toks. RFK
Jr., you never do anything weird. Let's
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Jr., you never do anything weird. Let's
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Jr., you never do anything weird. Let's
see what you got.
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>> [laughter]
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>> WHAT THE
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>> [applause]
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>> LOOKS LIKE A TERMINATOR WHO WENT BACK IN
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>> LOOKS LIKE A TERMINATOR WHO WENT BACK IN
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>> LOOKS LIKE A TERMINATOR WHO WENT BACK IN
TIME to stop Sarah Connor from getting
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TIME to stop Sarah Connor from getting
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TIME to stop Sarah Connor from getting
vaccinated.
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vaccinated.
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vaccinated.
Why does he have those laser eyes? Is
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Why does he have those laser eyes? Is
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Why does he have those laser eyes? Is
that how he hunts roadkill?
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that how he hunts roadkill?
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that how he hunts roadkill?
Oh my god, somebody hide Jimothy.
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Oh my god, somebody hide Jimothy.
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Oh my god, somebody hide Jimothy.
>> [screaming]
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>> [screaming]
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>> [screaming]
>> I'm glad you guys are having so much fun
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>> I'm glad you guys are having so much fun
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>> I'm glad you guys are having so much fun
making TikToks, but remind me, how's
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making TikToks, but remind me, how's
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making TikToks, but remind me, how's
your actual job going?
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your actual job going?
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your actual job going?
>> US measles cases just hit a 35-year
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>> US measles cases just hit a 35-year
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>> US measles cases just hit a 35-year
record high, and more people are being
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record high, and more people are being
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record high, and more people are being
sickened by that parasitic infection
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sickened by that parasitic infection
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sickened by that parasitic infection
that triggered a major lettuce recall.
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that triggered a major lettuce recall.
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that triggered a major lettuce recall.
>> The CDC has now confirmed more than
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>> The CDC has now confirmed more than
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>> The CDC has now confirmed more than
4,100 cases of cyclosporiasis, making
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4,100 cases of cyclosporiasis, making
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4,100 cases of cyclosporiasis, making
2026 the worst year for the parasitic
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2026 the worst year for the parasitic
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2026 the worst year for the parasitic
infection on record.
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infection on record.
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infection on record.
>> Ah, ha, cool, cool. You've got laser
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>> Ah, ha, cool, cool. You've got laser
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>> Ah, ha, cool, cool. You've got laser
eyes and the rest of us have measles and
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eyes and the rest of us have measles and
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eyes and the rest of us have measles and
poop lettuce.
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poop lettuce.
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poop lettuce.
Thanks for giving us content to watch
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Thanks for giving us content to watch
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Thanks for giving us content to watch
while we're sitting on the toilet
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while we're sitting on the toilet
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while we're sitting on the toilet
our guts out from a parasite
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our guts out from a parasite
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our guts out from a parasite
that you're not doing anything to stop.
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that you're not doing anything to stop.
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that you're not doing anything to stop.
Listen, we are going through real
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Listen, we are going through real
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Listen, we are going through real
problems, and you guys are making
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problems, and you guys are making
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problems, and you guys are making
TikToks? You are so cavalier about all
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TikToks? You are so cavalier about all
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TikToks? You are so cavalier about all
of this. All you care about is your
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of this. All you care about is your
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of this. All you care about is your
image and your power. But guess what?
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image and your power. But guess what?
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image and your power. But guess what?
These are American issues, and it's only
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These are American issues, and it's only
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These are American issues, and it's only
a matter of time before these American
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a matter of time before these American
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a matter of time before these American
issues affect you, too.
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issues affect you, too.
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issues affect you, too.
Actually, can you can you play that
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Actually, can you can you play that
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Actually, can you can you play that
video again and just turn up the audio?
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>> [groaning]
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[applause]
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[applause]
>> That's it.
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>> [cheering]
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[applause]
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[applause]
>> And that is the trenchant satire you've
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>> And that is the trenchant satire you've
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>> And that is the trenchant satire you've
come to expect from 30 years of The
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come to expect from 30 years of The
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come to expect from 30 years of The
Daily Show.
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