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[LAUGHS]
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Yes, my pretties.
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Show me the money!
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[LAUGHS]
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Huh?
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Sorry to rain on your parade, Penguin.
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Ha! I'm always prepared
for inclement weather!
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[GRUNTING]
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Chop-chop, Batman.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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A bat without wings?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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[SCREAMS]
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[PENGUIN GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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Back to your cage, Penguin.
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Not before we rattle yours!
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We?
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[BATMAN GRUNTS]
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ The Batman ♪
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For once, I have got to pull a job
someplace that Batman isn't.
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Huh? Stop the car!
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MELANIE [ON TV]:
He's known by many labels:
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Billionaire, philanthropist, socialite.
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But who is the real Bruce Wayne?
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You.
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Despite a larger-than-life
public persona,
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Bruce Wayne has privately managed
to remain a mystery.
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Bah!
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Join me, Melanie Bramwell,
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for the first ever in-depth interview
with Gotham's most eligible bachelor
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next Tuesday at 9
on A Day in the Life.
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If there's anyone I despise
more than the Batman, it's Wayne!
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He's got looks and money!
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Yes, money.
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Wayne's money.
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Oh, it's about time, Master Bruce.
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The television people
will be here any moment.
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You sure I have to
go through with this, Alfred?
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Need I remind you, it's vitally important
that you cultivate your public image.
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Melanie Bramwell has a reputation for
making private lives a little too public.
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I could be flirting with disaster.
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Yes, well. Unfortunately, avoiding
the press only piques their curiosity.
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Fine.
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When is this thing supposed to start?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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"A day in the life,
from breakfast to bedtime."
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You are gonna edit this part out, right?
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Don't count on it.
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I pride myself on
catching my subjects off-guard.
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After all, I'm here to get to know
the real Bruce Wayne.
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CAMERAMAN:
Nice digs.
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- Roomy.
- Well, wait till you see my office.
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I'll show you the rest
of the mansion after dinner.
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To Wayne Industries, then.
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[THUNDER ROLLS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh! And it's hours until dinnertime.
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Coming. Coming.
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Back so...
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soon?
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Long time, no see, Jeeves.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Blast.
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PENGUIN:
Oh, it's getting dark.
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Good thing I brought my evening jacket.
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And since my little birdies
cut phone and power,
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we won't have any interruptions
while we catch up, old chum.
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Ha!
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Now, where is old Brucie?
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Master Bruce is in the city
on very important business.
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Yeah, runway for us, Bruce.
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You see, bold colors project such
an aura of confidence for Mr. Wayne.
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Wish I had a personal stylist.
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Then, while we await Brucie's return,
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you and I are gonna have some fun!
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[PENGUIN WHOOPS AND LAUGHS]
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[SINGS]
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I must insist that you
leave the premises at once!
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Without settling scores with Wayne?
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Bull's-eye! I mean, bird's-eye!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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But, what has Master Bruce
ever done to you?
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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Oh, nothing. Nothing really.
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Except own everything
that should rightfully belong to me!
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I am from noble blood!
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The Cobblepots were once
the toast of society!
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I am a Cobblepot!
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[TIMER DINGS]
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[SNIFFS]
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What's cooking?
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, now we're talking.
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The perfect crime:
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Dinner and a burglary.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[GRUNTING]
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PENGUIN:
Oh, Jeevesie!
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Your roast is overcooked.
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[BELCHES]
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What you got there, Jeeves?
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What? Nothing!
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Giving old Brucie a jingle, huh?
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Good idea.
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BRUCE: Wayne Industries contains over
a dozen separate divisions, including
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electronics, engineering
and biomedical research.
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And it's all cutting-edge.
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MELANIE: And it's all yours,
at the ripe old age of 26.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Oh, would you excuse me for a moment?
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- Wayne.
- PENGUIN: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Guess who, Brucie.
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Sheila?
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No, it's Penguin.
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Is this 555-43--?
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Oh, of course I remember.
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Bruce Wayne
never forgets a pretty voice.
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I'm home with Jeeves.
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And he wanted me to tell you
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dinner's getting cold.
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BRUCE:
For you, sugar, I'd drop anything.
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And no police,
or the butler gets it. Get it?
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That's a wrap.
I have a friend in need.
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MELANIE:
No problem. The camera loves drama.
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Sorry, Mel. Where I'm going,
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cameras are strictly off-limits.
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What now?
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Dinner.
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Top floor. Ugly furniture, tacky artwork,
bad feng shui.
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Time to redecorate the bachelor pad!
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What was that?
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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I say, it's the Batman!
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What? How'd you find me this time?
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It's what I do.
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Aaarggh!
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MELANIE:
Hello? Anyone home?
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Hello?
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Your power's out.
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[METAL CLASHES]
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[PENGUIN GRUNTING]
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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MELANIE:
Alfred, is that you?
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[GASPS]
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MELANIE:
Batman!
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Go! Before you get hurt!
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh, dear.
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[PENGUIN LAUGHING]
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Well, now, what have we here?
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Don't harm us, Mr. Penguin.
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Oh, you're that reporter from TV.
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So where's Wayne?
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I'm beginning to wonder myself.
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Well, forget him!
Penguin's your star now.
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I'll give you an exclusive.
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Right over here.
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The true identity of the Batman!
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[GASPS]
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Get ready for your close-up.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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Mr. Freeze couldn't bring the heat.
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Catwoman needed sharper claws.
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Not even that screw-loose Joker
could pull off what I'm about to:
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The cowl of the bat!
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Wakey-wakey,
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eggs and bake-y.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you the man beneath the bat!
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[GROANS]
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Unbelievable.
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Aah!
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That's for ruining my roast!
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[GASPS]
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Oh, you'll pay for that, old man!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Huh?
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Aaarggh!
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Rematch.
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Round two, then!
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Make him a bat fillet!
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[GRUNTING]
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The tape!
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I got it! Oh, oopsie!
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No!
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Clumsy me.
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Quick! Load another one.
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[BATMAN AND PENGUIN GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHS]
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Huh?
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I can't get a break here.
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Hurry! We're missing everything!
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[GRUNTING]
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You should learn to play nice, Penguin.
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Why? I hate your guts.
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Tweet, tweet. Fresh bat, my pretty.
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[GRUNTS]
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We'll win the Pulitzer Prize for this.
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I love the four seasons, Batman.
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Especially fall!
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[SCREAMING]
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You're all wet.
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- Get it all?
- I hope so. It's a dark night.
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"The Dark Knight."
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Now that has a ring to it.
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Mel? What are you--?
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What's going on here?
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A long story. The Batman just--
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What?
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Funny how you and the Batman
have never been in the same place
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at the same time tonight.
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CAMERAMAN:
Look!
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Right there! It's the, uh...
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Dark Knight.
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[SIRENS WAIL]
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Well, excitement's over.
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Shall we finish that interview?
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Thanks, Bruce, but I've decided to go
with a different subject.
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There seems to be more to Penguin
than meets the eye.
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PENGUIN: Looks like I stole one thing
from you after all, Brucie:
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The spotlight!
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[LAUGHS]
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[ENGINE REVS]
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[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
C'est la vie.
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Now, didn't I tell you?
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Oh, I know. I know.
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Flirting with disaster.
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You were right,
in more ways than you know.
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I was in a hurry.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ The Batman ♪
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