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HOW ARE YOU, SON?

Next bus departing to Mexico City from Guadalajara.

Can I have some?

- Sure. - Thanks.

Cheers.

Single line, please! Keep it moving.

You may only bring a pencil and a sharpener.

Single line, please.

-You may only bring a pencil. - What about my bag?

- I don't know. - Can I leave it here?

No one told me I couldn't bring it.

- I'm just taking the test. - The website said you couldn't.

Single line, please! You can only bring a pencil.

Good morning, guys. Don't turn your test over,

until I'm finished handing them out, and giving you instructions.

Your personal information goes on the first page,

your name, the date, and the school you come from.

The instructions are on the next page, along with the answer sheet,

it's multiple choice.

Read each question carefully,

you can't cross mistakes out.

You may turn your test over, best of luck.

Blue shirt.. glasses guy.

Specs. hey!

Lost your bag?

- Thanks. - You want some?

- Is it actual green tea? -Sure.

- Take a sip. - Go ahead. - Bottoms up.

- Fuck, what's in it? - I'm sure you know. - It's just tea.

- We're just kidding. -I want a sip.

She's the one who made out with her uncle, not me.

- I was too drunk, man. - That's fucked up.

I wanted to throw up, and we weren't even making out,

I just leaned on the sink to throw up.

What's worse? Breaking a sink or kissing your uncle?

I couldn't reach it.

You want some?

You want it?

How was it? Tasty?

Let's go to my place.

- I gotta go. - Seriously?

My parents are not home.

- Let's go. - I can't.

It's good.

You want a taste?

Next stop: San Andrés.

SURPRISE!

- Congratulations, sweetie. - Thanks.

- Where were you? - Taking that test.

How are you, cousin? Happy birthday.

Hi there! I'm Mario's mom.

Come on in, the birthday boy is here!

- You're gonna rip him in half! - How did it go?

- Fine, I guess. - Happy birthday, honey!

- It was so boring. - What?

- The test was super boring. - Well, yeah, it happens.

Come here, we can share him!

Give us a big smile!

- How did the test go? - I think I did OK.

These are mine, Mario. You stole them.

-Ask me before taking them. - I will, I will.

Come on in, man.

Hooray, Mario!

♪ Take a bite, take a bite! ♪

Step back though.

Step back.

Step back! Stand over there!

C'mon, step back!

Get out of here!

On the count of three, and you better not.

Step back, I wanna taste it.

♪We want some cake, some cake!

Alright, I'm doing it.

One.. two.

He looked so serious!

He's part of the family now.

I didn't expect that from. you!

Let's take a photo!

- He needs even more frosting. - More?

Let's all take a picture.

Let's take one, yeah.

- Let's all take a picture. - I'll do a selfie instead.

Get him again, Mario.

- Hi, Mom. - How are you?

- Fine, and you? - Why weren't you picking up?

I was taking the test, it was quite long,

and we just finished.

I'm glad, how did it go? What are you doing?

It went great, it was easier than I expected.

They're giving us a tour of the school, and all that stuff.

So. we're doing that.

That's nice, I just wanted to know how you were doing.

What time are you coming back?

Have you bought your ticket?

Actually. a friend of mine invited me to his birthday party.

- What friend? - He used to live in San Luis,

but he moved here, and now he invited me to..

Where are you right now?

I just ran into him and..

You promised me one thing, what do you mean a friend?

We had a deal.

I want you back home right now.

- Hope you had a great time. - I did, it was such a cool surprise.

Goodbye, kiddos. You're full of Cheeto dust!

- Here, take this. - Oh, thank you.

- He gave you 800 pesos? - For the road.

Can I have a hundred?

- I'm glad you had a nice time. - Thanks.

Thanks, so nice to see you, bye.

Take care! See you.

My room's such a mess.

What are you hiding under there?

Close the door.

The door?

Hold on.

Are you OK?

I hadn't seen one before.

Touch it.

Wait.

- Did it hurt? - Put more of that on.

Wait!

Are you OK?

You sure?

Where's your bathroom?

To the right.

Are you alright?

Yeah.

OK.

OK.

I thought you had gone home.

You took so long.

Say something, man.

I gotta go.

Why?

Just because.

Hurry up, slut! Nico and I are waiting!

WHERE ARE YOU, WHORE? I WANT TO GET SHIT-FACED!

Let's just..

Just like this.

No, that's OK.

Now I definitely gotta go.

- Why a sword? - No, it's a cock.

- It's the Sword of Omens. - What the fuck is that?

Sounds like something my grandma would say.

- It gives me "sight beyond sight." - Even I know what it is.

Give me some beer, man.

Keep up with your bullshit, and I'm gonna lose it.

You lost it like, five hours ago.

Piss me off some more and this will look like crap.

- Got any booze? - Not for you.

I miss my cats.

- Why no alcohol? -A tattoo is basically a scar.

And instead of scarring and scabbing,

like any other fuckin'wound,

the scab doesn't take, so to speak, and..

when it heals,

it looks like crap, like the one on your arm.

- I feel very attacked! - Don't move, you whore!

Fuck.

- I can't. - Shit, man.

- You should fix mine. - You won't get one?

- Mario will pay for it. - Sure, it's on me.

- Yeah, just pick one! - This bitch is rich.

- Let me pay for it, man. - He's gonna pay, do it.

You're so in debt already.

C'mon, it's on me.

- My uncle gave me some cash. - Your uncle?

- The one who touches you? - I forgot, it's your birthday!

Gina is one of the best tattoo artists in and around the city.

Hands down, she leaves them gagging.

They can't handle me.

Go for it.

- Are you gonna chicken out? - Get a tattoo of my name.

- What the fuck? - That's gross.

Come here, but don't make yourself at home.

I will, actually.

How does it feel?

It feels like.

a few little stings,

but that's it.

It's actually.. like the pain after someone scratches you.

If I see you having a beer, I'l never ink you again.

- I'll have two. - What's the plastic for?

-Just because, it looks cool. - Because she's a nerd.

Glad you approve.

Now it's your turn.

That's the worst pain I've ever felt.

I also got my first tattoo on my ankle.

-Fuckin'terrible decisions, I swear. - Nah, it was a great idea.

The ankle, seriously?

I started crying, I swear.

I became the very thing I swore to destroy.

A whiny client.

And it was the first one.

It was pretty chill for me.

And then my parents caught me..

like, a year later.

A whole year?

And it was such a tiny tattoo.

Fuck, man.

I didn't give a fuck when I got mine.

Hey.

- That's enough. - What?

- What's wrong? - That's enough.

- Are you sure? - It was looking great.

- I already started, are you sure? - I don't want it.

Seriously?

- Why don't you take a sip of beer? - Nah, leave him.

Look at her.

Dance for us, bitch!

I can't even!

You fuckin'whore!

Cheers!

We're serving cunt, and they're not.

I'm glad you came.

Ready?

I see you looking at him.

That's Nico's boyfriend.

You don't dance or what?

I hate dancing.

- Seriously? - I fuckin'hate it.

Hey!

You fag!

Dude!

Dude!

Turn around, we're here!

Hey, you!

Come over here, you fag.

Stay here with us, Checo is getting on my nerves.

He's Mario's new friend, his name is.. Lalo?

Where's Mario anyway?

- What are you guys drinking? - You want some?

Pour me another one.

On one condition.

Let's have a drink at my place later tonight.

You're so pretty.

Do you have some of that?

Do you know what it is?

You just sniff it, don't you?

- What are you laughing at? - It's all good.

Let's get out of here,

I've got a nice place nearby.

Just go for it.

You look tired, let's get out of here.

What do we have here?

Fuck.

That definitely hit me.

I feel like it goes.. from my throat to my head.

I feel as if my heart was in my head.

It's as if. everything was full of warmth.

Yeah, I'm sweating and..

Is your heart beating faster?

I'm a piece of shit.

Forget about college.

Forget about moving to Guadalajara.

Forget about that school.

You're drinking too fast, baby.

I've got a very nice place, not far from here.

You gotta choose your friends more wisely.

Your turn.

Hold on, man!

Get off him, man!

That's enough!

Get off him, you idiot!

Leave him alone, fucker!

That's enough!

- Leave him alone. - Let's just go, Checo!

Fuckin'faggots.

What the fuck did you say?

- What the fuck did you say? - Calm down, man.

Shit.

- Checo! - Drop it, man, we're leaving.

Where are you going?

Dude, wait.

Dude!

Checo!

What the fuck do you want?

You can stay,

but you gotta buy us some more booze.

- Wait, is it that slut? - Girl, don't.

As you wish, man, it's your choice.

I'll pay you back.

Eduardo?

Here's your fuckin'booze.

Shit.

Fuck, what time did we go to bed?

How long has he been out here?

Damn.

Fuck, how long has he been here?

Dude.

Dude

Lalo, man.

What do we do?

- Shit, man. - Fuck.

If he's going to barf, we have to sit him up.

At least the floor is clean now.

Dumbass.

- Don't mind him, he's dead. - Good morning, bitches.

- We have to put him down. - Open the door, man.

Move, girl.

Here, have some water.

Give us a hand, Lalo.

My shirt's soaking wet.

Poor thing.

- You want some? - Damn.

Room for one more?

You want to?

Come here.

Let's go.

Don't text me anytime soon.

Can I kiss you?

Screw off.

Don't hate me.

Hello?

THE LAST FIRST TIME