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Gronad Clinic.

Dr. Gronad, please. Madam Rose returning his call.

I'll connect you.

Now, be sure you send your youngest masseuse.

That last one must have been at least 18.

Sorry. Got physical therapy.

Hang on.

Oh, yes. My daughter and I are very, very versatile. And as a team, we would

be perfect for group growth.

Sorry again.

That's employment.

Switching you.

Yes?

Yes. I assure you, Madam Rose, that this survey is strictly legitimate.

I am an accredited research psychologist.

And the information obtained will become text for higher sex education seminars.

Very good.

I should arrive at your establishment early this afternoon.

Thank you.

Goodbye, Madam Rose.

Boy, I hope I get something.

Well, if she sees that you're lonely, ain't had no love, she says, what you

doing tonight?

Then she comes home and wraps her arms around you. She says, baby, we're gonna

have a good time.

Oh, teenage bridal.

Hi,

honey, and what can we do you for?

Good evening, young lady. My name is Dr. Gonad. The madam is expecting me.

Really?

I'm the gentleman who made an appointment.

Sure. An appointment to obtain any of you?

Well, don't you stand there. Come on in and lie down.

Yes. Well, thank you very much.

Yes, yes.

Hey, boy.

What can we do for you today?

I just like it all. Just let me have a little of everything.

I just like all.

You like all the games, huh?

Every game that you can play, I'm interested in.

You're at the right place.

I can see that.

I'm just ready.

Follow me, Doc.

In here.

I try to suck it in you big.

Suck it, I said.

Use your tongue.

Not so much the teeth, just suck.

Madam's not there?

Maybe Madam's in this room.

You squirmy piece of shit.

How's that?

Pretty good, but I'll pay you extra if you call me a dirty, stinking scumbag.

You dirty, stinking scumbag.

I like that.

Call me a disgusting little twerp.

Oh, you disgusting little twerp. You make me sick.

Oh, I'm going to pay you even more because this is during your period. I

always wanted somebody on their period. I like that blood all over my cock.

Oh, this is so disgusting. I just love it.

Oh,

come on, Doc. I was only kidding.

Here's the madam's room.

Come on. Really, come on. I promise, no more jokes.

Oh, yeah.

Madam, your doctor's friend is here. Hello there, big boy.

I'm Madam Rose.

Happy you could, uh, make it.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just a... Glad to see me.

Yeah. No.

Why don't you just run off to the parlor?

I'll be out as soon as I'm decent.

Thank you very much.

I'm going to come.

Are you a fucking bastard?

You're going to come, are you?

Call me Little Fag. Just call me Little Fag. Little Fag, Little Fag, Little Fag.

Come, Little Fag.

Come, come.

That's it.

Tell me I got a tiny prick.

Just tell me I got a tiny prick.

You got a tiny, tiny, tiny little prick.

Hey,

next time, I want to be dominant, and you be my slave, okay?

Okay, babe.

But it'll cost you a little more.

You bitch.

Okay. Entertainment.

Research and development.

Paula, ladies.

Paula, ladies.

Girls, this is Dr. Gonad.

He'd like to talk to us.

This is little Sunny.

Okay, you children can run along now. And this is Rusty.

And this is Jonas.

My other girls are occupied at the moment.

Certainly.

Oh, Doc, I got this pain. It runs from here up

to here.

Oh, my dear.

Doc, what is it?

Is it serious?

I don't know.

Better see a gynecologist.

I'm a psychologist.

Oh.

Charlie, damn it, hurry up!

And this is Charlene, Doc.

They like to call her Charlie.

I know you wouldn't mind I took the liberties of ordering drinks.

Of course.

No, no.

My treat.

Good. Now, where shall we start?

Well, let's start at the beginning.

Oh, that's going back pretty far, but what the hell, huh?

It all started with my mother, rest her soul.

She was a damn good businesswoman. I just didn't realize what kind until I

had to come out here and...

Quit finishing school, take over.

I'm going to tell you, that first day on the job was really something else.

I remember vividly opening the store bright and early that morning.

Wow.

Yes, sir, I'm the new madam. May I be of some assistance to you?

You're the young daughter I heard so much about, huh?

You are a cutie pie and soft, too.

It's a shame she didn't draw you out a few years earlier. You're really a fox.

Um, why don't we, uh... What are you doing, sir?

Boy, I swear you young chicks don't know nothing. What, they don't teach you

anything? Sir, what are you doing?

Well, you gotta wash my pee-pee before we can do it. Come on, wash my joint.

Wash your joint?

Mm-hmm.

Your joint? Mm-hmm.

Soap? Mm-hmm.

Oh, I really might, Jeff. I've got to get out of it.

You've got to get out of it? That's the idea.

Come on, baby, get it up. Punch it.

Punch it?

What's that?

Put it in your mouth.

Where?

In your mouth. Just bend down and pick it up and just suck on it.

You're kidding.

I'm not kidding you.

You wouldn't urinate my mouth, would you? Oh, come on. How am I going to

urinate your mouth? How would I do that to you? Just watch the teeth. They suck.

All right.

Oh,

that's it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

that's it.

Watch your teeth.

Uh-huh.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh, I'm coming.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You promised you wouldn't do that.

Honey, that's not piss. That's love juice.

You know, it's not that bad.

First good DJ.

You're a natural cocksucker.

Thank you.

Ready to play, ready to play, ready to play, ready to play, ready

to

play.

Thank you.

And I never was the same after that.

Thank God.

My name's Kathy.

May I see the madam?

Sure, honey, but are you sure you got the right place?

Yeah, a girl in town told me that maybe I could crash here and maybe make some

money.

See, I had to run away from home because my stepfather was, you know, bothering

me. Yeah, honey, I understand.

Here, sit down and relax and tell me you're back.

Oh, the doc's okay.

Sit down. We're all family here anyway.

Everything was fine at home until I was about 13.

Then I started to, you know, my stepfather was looking at me real funny.

Then one day...

Kathy? What do you want?

You know what I want.

I had my eye on you since I met your old lady.

You know it ain't your old lady I wanted.

It's always been a nice, sweet, young thing like you.

You know what they say about old men?

Yeah, they're dirty and stupid.

They are not, honey. They're loving.

We're loving, baby.

Come back.

Kathy, come back here, Kathy.

Kathy, come back here.

Kathy,

you know I love you, baby.

Come on, you know I love you.

Make love to me, baby.

Make love to me.

Bitch!

Well,

I'm going to take it from you then.

I'm going to give it to you like them little boys never give it to you.

Come on, I'm going to take you inside. There's too many goddamn rocks out here.

Come on. Go.

Fuck you in comfort, bitch.

You stand there.

Let me get you.

Get these things down.

Hang on. Cut it up. I'll smack you one.

You're working.

Come here. Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on. Kiss it.

Kiss it. Go down on it. Kiss it.

Come on.

Oh, better.

Better. Take your hand away so you can go down deeper.

That's better.

Better.

Take it all in, baby.

Take all of it.

That's better, baby. That's better.

All the way in.

Come up here.

Let me get these pants on so I can fuck you.

Come up here.

Did you ever try a doggy style in a chair?

Huh?

Doesn't that feel good?

Huh?

You feel better than your fucking mother feels. Let me tell you, kid.

You got a nice, tight little pussy.

The younger, the better, baby.

Cute little titties.

Nice, tight pussy.

You're going to learn to love it.

Learn to take care of your dear old dad.

Attagirl.

Do it to it, baby.

Make that pussy tighten up.

Squeeze them little muscles tight.

It's just like jacking myself off with a little girl.

Isn't that good?

Aren't you enjoying that?

Huh?

Look at that.

Take that.

Oh,

baby,

you feel a lot better than before.

Nice, tight little... Fucking big cave that she's got.

Calls it country.

Yeah, Kathy, this can be the start of something good for us.

You just let your old daddy take care of you.

He'll do it for you.

One fucking word about this to your mother, kid.

Just one word and you've had it.

Besides, you're going to get the light.

Poor baby.

Come on up to my room. You need to clean up and end this for me, okay?

Come on.

Come

on.

Just put your bag down and relax.

It's all over now. You don't have anything to worry about, okay?

You look like you're tired.

I am a little.

Did you walk a long time?

Pretty far.

No man's going to do that to you again.

Not while you're with me, okay?

So just don't worry anymore.

It's very pretty.

Thank you.

Take it off and you can relax more, okay?

You look very

pretty.

You want to take these off?

You don't have to wear these, do you, huh?

Don't be scared. It's okay.

Just take your clothes off and then you can relax better, alright?

It's alright, honey.

Such a terrible thing that happened to you.

Oh, so terrible, you sweet baby.

I'll take care of you.

That's not going to happen anymore.

Oh, you're too sweet for a dirty old man like that to have taken you.

Did it tickle?

Yeah.

Now and always.

It feels like I have to go to the bathroom.

Don't worry, honey. You don't have to go to the bathroom.

Just relax. It might have happened.

Hey, Charlene, Frank's here.

Okay, I'll be there in a second.

So, uh, Frank, how's the trucking business?

Shit. Them fucking old bastards out there in them Cadillacs. They think they

fucking own the road.

Let me have them.

I'd tear their fucking head off.

Frank, get in here this instant.

Geez, Charlene.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Well, don't just stand there looking stupid. Let's see how sorry you are.

Down on your knees, dog.

And kiss my feet.

I'm sorry, Mommy.

I'll be good.

Thank you, thank you. What did you say?

Oh, thank you, ma'am.

We're going to have to teach you some respect.

Please, Mommy, don't spank me. I'll be good. I don't believe you, jerk.

I'm going to beat some respect into you.

We're going to teach you not to take advantage of helpless girls.

Oh, yes.

Thank you, Mommy. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh,

thank you.

You nasty, dirty boy.

Dirty all over the bed.

Kathy, should we make him clean up his dirt?

You look just like a little boy dressing up in his mama's clothes, Frankie.

Make this little girl boy clean up his dirt.

Eat it all up, huh?

That taste good?

Mm-hmm.

Huh? You like eating your own dirt, don't you? Mm-hmm. Oh, yes, mommy.

Oh, yes. Yes, what?

Oh, yes, ma'am. Okay.

Lick it all up.

That's difficult to believe.

He looks so, well, like a truck driver should look.

But then it takes all kinds.

You live and learn.

Exception proves the rule.

Now, I haven't really had a chance to talk to this young lady.

Oh, and this is my favorite, Doc.

Here, Rusty, say hello to Doc.

Hi, Doc. How the fuck are you?

Now, Rusty, you know you're not supposed to talk like that.

Oh, bullshit. If that motherfucker hasn't ever heard it before, I'll suck

him for nothing.

I will have to excuse her, doctor. She has had a hard life.

Yeah, a hard life full of hard cocks.

Shit, I've had to sell my ass since I was 14.

Because my old lady's been in and out of the hospital, and I'm the only one she's

got.

Shit.

I've got to do what I'm doing, or she won't have anything.

Gotta go, Doc. This is my special.

Mmm.

Well, Patrick, do you want to make love or do you want to talk about it?

I don't know.

We've been talking about it for over a year now.

It just doesn't make it for me anymore coming here to see you.

It doesn't make it at all.

I've been thinking a lot this past week about what we can do.

My business is doing well.

And I'd like you to move out of here.

I'd like you to move in with me.

Would you like that?

Sure would.

cup over the top of my cup.

Down over the head.

That's right.

Ah.

You want to live with me forever.

If you want to share my dreams, be there to follow me when I cry.

And if I'm going to kiss your lips and whisper sweet and silly things and make

you shiver, I'll hold you in my arms.

Come back.

You're alone.

Make love to me.

Confess your love for all the love

that you're in love.

Now we're on our way to a new tomorrow.

We'll find real care, real joy with our own. I'll love you till I die.

Confess your love is growing.

Make the love to me.

Confess.

That you're the one That you're the one That you're the one That

you're

the

one

Your love is growing.

Made love to me.

Confess your love forever.

I know that you're the one.

Confess your love.

Your love is growing.

Make love to me.

Confess your love forever. Now I

know that you're the one.

I'm gonna have this all to myself.

And if I'm gonna kiss your lips And respond to silly things That make you

shiver And hold you when you cry

Madam Rose!

Madam Rose!

We're getting married. Patrick is going to take care of Mom.

It's beautiful.

I'm so happy for you.

I'm really happy for you. Come on, everybody. This party's on the house.

Okay. Yeah. So beautiful.

Congratulations.

Good job. Really good job.

Hey,

all right. It's a party.

Hi, how are you doing? What are you doing with your clothes on?

Hey,

hi, how are you doing?

What are you doing with your clothes on? Boy, you guys are slow. Why don't you

hurry up and get your clothes off so we can party?

Come on.

One last party.

What?

You can do it, too. I know you can.

Yeah.

She skipped third grade.

Oh, Teenage Adam. Oh, Teenage Adam.

Well, if she sees that you're lonely, ain't had no lover, he says, what you

doing tonight?

Then she, come on, solo, raps around, raps around. He says, baby, we're gonna

have a good time.

Thank you.

I'm going to have a good time tonight.

I've got the time if you've got the cash.

I've got the money if you've got the money. I know you're living with

your demons in your heart.

I've got to wait if you've got to me You know you're in heaven With your

teenager dance Oh, oh, oh,

oh I've got to die if you've got to care Oh,

oh, oh, oh I've got to wait if you've got to me You know you're

in heaven

With your teenager dance.

And I know that you'll tear

me apart.

Mama said it was over to start.

I'll be damned if you take me this way.

I want to go, but I know that...

Oh, it hurts.

Oh,

baby, it hurts.

Feel the pain going deeper inside of me.

Can it pay from the feeling of misery?

Won't it stop? Cause baby, baby, baby, how it hurts.

Oh, take it.

Feels good, huh?

Feel good?

All right.

Right there.

I don't believe it.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah.

That's it, baby, move it.

Oh, yeah.

Step over the top, yeah.

Deeper. Oh, sit on it, bitch.

We haven't been formally introduced.

I... What's your name? Scarcely know... Oh, you can just call me Doc.

Oh, my

God.

You're applying unusual pressures to my... my genitalia.

Do you do this often to strange men?

Wait, wait, wait. Oh,

wait.

Damn.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, no.

No, no, I'm sorry.

Put your leg up.

Come here. Oh, yeah.

They're coming all over your ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, bitch.

Wipe your ass. It's all messed up.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Oh, no.

Uh-uh. No, that's no good.

That's not getting with it.

Oh.

Well, a little better.

That's not much better. Uh-uh.

No. No, that's not going to do it.

Oh, look, look. Wait a minute.

Go on. That's okay. I'll show you how it's done. Let me show you how it's

done.

Oh, I love it.

What did I say?

Oh, I felt so good.

I love it.

Oh, I'm not sure.

I can't be sure.

Oh, the date is coming in fast.

Oh, yes.

It feels like...

It's raw data.

No.

Hoo-wee.

Jesus. Good grief.

Really. You know, if you keep that up, I'll be out of business.

Bye then, Rose. Hate to leave, but you know.

Oh, you have a really good life, and you take care of her. You hear me? I'll do

that. And I kid you. We don't want to have to send people after you. Okay.

Now, wish us luck.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye now.

Good time.

Hey,

hey, hey.

Don't have no crying here. It'll work out.

Well, Madam Rose, this certainly has been an enlightening and entertaining

afternoon.

Well, Doctor, I hope you got all the information that you needed for your

book.

Yes, but I would like to return real soon to accumulate a

little more...

Data. Okay.

Bye-bye.

Next time, I think I'll do a sequel.

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