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I wrote something for you.

If I promise not to fake, will you

not?

My heart will break.

Something like that.

Got the heart and love in it.

Can't go wrong with those elements.

So, uh, why don't we do, um, something? I'm gonna tell you something, and then

you tell me something, okay? I'm gonna confess something to you, and then you

confess something to me. It's like, uh, I guess it's kind of like truth or dare,

you know? Okay?

I, um... I could kind of, you know, I'm, uh, I

masturbated... to you, uh, last night.

When you were sleeping.

Yeah. It was beautiful.

Oh, my.

Me and you were there, the silk sheets, the down pillows,

just touching you softly.

And it was like... It was beautiful.

It was so soft and so warm.

And being inside of you was like...

Maybe motherly? I don't know. Motherly maybe?

Motherly? Motherly.

So now you've got to tell me something.

Whoa, any sight of Sally?

Oh,

yeah.

I'm gonna have her legs or no legs.

You guys can watch.

Hey, she's wearing that pink dress again.

She looks lovely, boys.

There she goes.

Hard to say, but I'm working on the new me.

I'm going to try to stay faithful to you so we can be married.

I love it when you play hard to get.

two steps to the side. Ready?

Clap.

Clap. Good.

Okay.

I can't take it anymore, Wheels.

She's waiting for me to find her. Yeah. Why don't you walk out the gate right

now? You'd be my heroine. Wouldn't you, Worm?

Good.

Okay. Two, three, four, five, six, seven,

Don't stop dreaming then you'll die He's right, you know

Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Bugsy, how would you like it if I found this pill another method of entry?

How far are you going?

I mean, uh, which way are you headed?

Couldn't be the wrong way.

Good.

So... So what?

So, uh... Trouble's at the home ranch?

No,

I don't mind.

But, uh... Jack.

Jack's the name.

We can talk later.

Benny.

You don't know how many times that I... I wanted to see you.

Fucking liar!

Why?

Why?

Big pussy in the mist.

Just me and you, Sally.

Out here in the field.

The field's a dream, baby.

I got my bag.

I got you.

I don't need a goddamn thing other than that.

We're moving.

Me and you, girl.

I was actually thinking that...

Maybe it's time we thought about having a baby.

Yeah.

A baby.

Thank you.

Has that ever happened to you?

What? You ever get a... Yeah.

I have plenty of them.

Yeah?

It's a tealist.

Anything else with the late-night cruisers?

Check.

Just silver and copper, no gold yet.

So how long you guys been together?

Thank you.

Bye.

Much better.

Full tank of gas and nowhere to go.

Let's go.

So where to?

No, we're special.

We're driving in your car and we're not going anywhere specific or we're not

going anywhere at all?

I'm looking for something.

You ever been with a woman?

Yeah.

Strange, yep, I'm a freak.

Fuck.

It's in the sock.

It's my medication.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Dick on the roll with Bugs Bunny. Ha ha.

You trying to get yourself killed? Are you?

You're doing a pretty good job.

Just let me calm down.

It controls my... Dick.

How'd you get my car?

I'm crying out loud, Jack. Are you going to conduct this interview all night?

Maybe.

What are we going to do? Leave him here? Get in the car?

Okay, okay, okay.

Not on that side.

Why not that side? Because.

That side.

Okay?

What difference does it make? It makes a very big, big, big fucking difference.

Okay,

everyone, come on. Let's go. Time to get up.

Sam, get up.

Benny?

Benny?

Does anyone know anything about this?

Worm in my office.

Now, Wormin, I want you to tell me everything you know.

He's fine.

Where are you from?

My parents, I guess.

They didn't want me. They thought I was fucked up. No good, retarded.

But I am.

Am.

Am.

Welcome to the Hard Knocks, pal.

Thanks.

Big dick on the road.

I'm looking for this lady.

A woman, actually. I've been in love with her ever since I can remember.

Piss in the toilet, not on the seat.

I was like, after I find my girl, I'm gonna go find my parents.

Where are they?

Minnesota.

Oh.

Take a hand.

Look

at

your mother's eyes, son.

Even though I needed you.

You had a drive, buddy?

Yeah?

Good.

Get some squeeze, because you've got the next shift.

Yeah. Small penis.

Get your hands off her, you loony coon nut.

I wonder if she smells like that.

Does, uh, your fantasy woman have a name?

Yep. Yuppers.

Eh, it's Sally.

I feel you.

Where's mine?

You know her?

I don't know her. I own her.

You don't own her. You don't own her. She knows I'm coming to love her.

You want me to shoot you right here and right now?

Hmm?

I don't think so.

What if you cut it out, okay? You're fucking insane.

You know something? You belong where he came from.

I agree with that.

But I'm out now.

Would the both of you shut up, please?

Just shut up.

How do you know her?

I don't.

But I've seen pictures of her.

She used to come to my yard.

What yard?

The backyard.

That's all great there, funny bunny.

But I know her nowhere.

You know what I mean?

No, I don't know what you mean.

Talking to Jack is over.

You smell so good.

Could I?

Does it do any harm?

All right.

Off the car. Let's go. Hey, come on.

Off the car.

Get off of my car.

Now.

Bye-bye.

I

told

you.

I know he has it tied up in one of those great hotels.

You know, the heart-shaped beds.

And he's kissing her all over.

Aren't you bugsy?

Not a good look.

Ooh,

Sally.

I'll, uh...

Meet you in the car.

I like it.

Okay. Okay.

What are you doing?

It's not a ring.

But soon it will be.

Soon I'll rid of all my idiosyncratic behaviors.

You can wear your white dress.

But first I have to finish something.

Looks good, huh, Doc?

Tell me, does this cause you any discomfort?

Good.

I'd say, in my professional opinion, you're doing fine, Sam.

I mean, that's good. Right, Doc?

No more...

Gents.

It's like he's kicking you with a gun.

He's fucking insane.

You don't know her.

She knows I'm coming to love her. He's fucking insane.

Jack,

I need to see you. She knows I'm coming to love her.

Jack.

There's a cure.

She's not bad.

Hey, buddy, come outside for a second.

Hey,

buddy, come on.

Piss. Piss in the toilet.

Nothing like the cool breeze on your sweaty balls, huh?

Come over here for a second, man.

Do

me

a favor.

Go back inside, get in your sleeping bag, and go to sleep.

Stay away from Beth.

And I promise, I'll kill you if you go near Sally.

Tell me.

Don't go there.

Don't go there.

Don't do up my pants.

No. I said do up my pants, funny bunny.

Don't forget the zipper.

Come on.

Don't forget the zipper.

You're going to learn that Jack's the man and Bugs is the boy.

Good boy.

What you reading?

What's the other one?

Said he was taking a walk.

Good night.

You like wearing my shirt?

Looks better on me.

Look. Where are you today, buddy?

Thank you.

You crazy fuck. I got money.

That's trouble. Yep, yep, yep.

So you're just going to walk us to the door slowly.

Everything all right here, Edith?

Fine, honey. Just a simple mathematical error on my part.

Fucking liar.

Fuck.

Shut up.

Sorry, Jack.

Go to the car.

Go to the car.

Go to the car.

Now, Big Jim, I take it here that this is your wife.

We would want her to get hurt.

So you're going to take the knife and you're going to put it on the table.

And I'm going to walk out of here.

Do it.

Do I need it?

Here you go, Edith. Sit down.

Thanks. Oh. Oh.

Sally, you're so sneaky.

Bugs, help me find the key.

Bird, come get me. Up, up, fly away.

I'm sure you did, funny bunny.

Gentlemen, I have some news.

The police called this morning and said someone matching Benny's description was

involved in a robbery last night.

Did they catch him?

No. At this time, they don't know his whereabouts.

Attaboy. Tell him everything he knows. Eat him.

Bert, this is not the time to make jokes.

So I'll ask again.

If anybody knows anything, in the best interest of Benny, please tell me.

Okay.

I hope you can all live with the possible outcome.

I may not be able to.

A nine-year-old Metro girl has a new lease on life thanks to surgery at the

Hospital for Sick Children.

Cooper was given the liver of a nine-year-old accident victim in a four

-hour...

Hello,

Jack.

Let's talk about your girlfriend, Sally.

What'd I tell you, funny bunny?

Big bug's funny.

You couldn't hit yourself if you had that thing pointed at your head.

Don't tempt me.

I'll be in the back.

Woo!

Now, let's talk about Sally.

What about her?

Where is she?

What is she wearing?

Can you hear me now?

In the trunk. In the trunk!

In the trunk! Stop the car!

Do it!

Do it!

Get out of the car.

Take the keys with you.

Get out!

Open the trunk.

Open the trunk! Open the trunk!

Fucking jerk.

There's no one there.

No one. No one.

Certainly no one in there.

There's no one there.

No one.

She looks nice in her beautiful pink dress.

Jack.

Sally. Jack.

Come give your lover a kiss goodbye, honey.

Don't bite me bunny!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know, I think I'm misunderstood, too.

I mean, all my life I was told, why don't you find someplace else to live?

We can't afford you.

See that?

That's what happened when Dad couldn't have his wife.

He spent most of his time in the bottle.

I mean, it all comes down to love at the end of the day, but... I guess it's just

figuring out what kind that can be confusing.

Make up, then.

Okay.

You always say that to how you feel.

George, that's what we want.

Aye aye, Geffen!

Guess I found her.

Found who?

Valerie?

You don't like Valerie, aren't you?

So far from everything else I thought I'd be.

Feeling

normal.

Is that new to you?

Yeah.

I mean, I just wanted to get away.

I mean, I live in this small town.

I mean, no one ever really does anything, goes anywhere.

So I just wanted to experience.

And then I met Bugs.

As a matter of fact, I don't even think I belong here.

I met Sally.

Her name is Beth.

I'm pregnant.

From?

Listen to me.

You can't have that baby.

I'm going to call my mother.

I'm sorry.

You're in the state's hands.

She gave to me what no one else did. She touched me.

And I experienced life.

Something you never let us do.

Fucking bitch.

We'll straighten all this out.

In the meantime, I want you to get bathed and do some testing.

I want a smile on your face.

We're happy you're back.

Welcome back Jack.

Your friend Bugs has caused quite a commotion.

How does that feel?

You ready to walk on your own?

Blood work's back.

She's pregnant.

Yeah?

Make sure you wash your little penis good

She's going to kill it. The baby box.

Sally's pregnant.

What?

With my baby?

Woo! I'm having a baby!

What is

going on?

Something about a baby. It started flipping out.

Thank you.

Okay, everybody.

Let's get out of the tub and get ready to go upstairs.

Come on.

Come on.

Everybody up.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Jenny.

This is a guy.

She didn't make it.

What happened?

Gunfire.

Whoa, chill out, bud.

That's for making me do up your pants.

Garth.

Garth.

What's going on here? Calm down.

Can't help me, buddy.

High threshold for pain.

That's good to know.

I'm sick.

That's why he's here with us. No, I mean really sick. Jerking Jack with the

cream. Calm down.

I want you to come and talk to him.

Want a smoke?

Sea bugs.

Bugs?

Killing bugs.

My baby.

My baby, are you okay?

I'm tired.

I'm sleepy.

The medication.

What's that noise?

I'm scared.

Why are you scared?

The doctors.

Do you love me? I do.

I do. It's just... Don't you love me? I do. It's just that I'm scared.

It's okay.

I'm scared too.

It's not my fault.

It's not my fault.

It's okay, Mommy.

I can hear you heartbeat.

My baby.

My Mommy.

Don't go.

No, don't.

Don't go. I'm not ready for you to leave.

I love you, Mommy.

Please.

Don't go.

Please, it's not my fault.

Guard, would you take him down to testing?

Come on, Bugsy.

Hey, Sally.

Hey, Sally.

Sally. Sally.

Come on, Bugsy.

Come on.

Give it up.

What'd you do to her? Give it up. What'd you do to her?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, Bob. Will somebody please help me? Help me. Help me. Come on, Bob.

Don't leave.

Please help.

Give it up.

That's all.

Jack.

Jack.

Come on. You gotta help.

I'm begging you.

You're the only one that knows what to do.

I'm sorry.

Please help.

It's Sally. They're gonna...

That's for putting me in the trunk.

And this is for stealing both my girls.

You're lucky you don't have my gun.

I'd shoot you.

Tomorrow they're gonna try and give her an operation.

They're gonna try and kill my baby.

Will you help?

Like you

got a new friend.

Not in your baby.

Jack, come on. You gotta help. Please.

Please.

Please.

I'm begging you.

Jack.

Jack? Jack.

Jack?

Jack, I have you here because I was in my office going over your file and I

found some things I didn't like.

Could you remove your clothes?

Have you kissed anyone with it?

We like that.

I like that.

What are you doing, Eddie?

Stay away from her.

What's going on here?

Helen, Helen, call the guards.

You boys are making a big mistake.

Beth?

Put it down!

Beth can you hear me?

Hey, it's funny bunny

Yes.

What a nice surprise.

Listen, this is a huge old occasion.

She's here guys.

Sally, she's here.

Waiting for the light to shine