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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,982 Okay, I hurt that guy bad, man, and the worst part 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,984 about it is Boomer, fuck. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,736 - Boomer? - Remember I told you 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,906 about Boomer, my dog, man? 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,408 She's locked up in my car. She's been there for two days. 6 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,660 If she doesn't make it, man, if something happens to her, 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,370 I'm gonna go fucking crazy, man. 8 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,538 I'm not gonna make it out of here. 9 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:21,581 She's in your car right now? 10 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,665 We'll find your dog, brother. 11 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,418 - It's okay. - Yeah. 12 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,629 This is it. 13 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,550 It's clear you're not ready to make this commitment. 14 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,510 I want Boomer to be your teacher. 15 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,512 I want you to learn from this dog. 16 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:39,432 If you can become more like this dog, 17 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,333 I think you'd be on the path. 18 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,234 Hi. 19 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,051 - Frank? - Yeah. 20 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,221 - I can't believe it. - All the way from Cairo? 21 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,556 Well, yeah, I jumped on the first flight 22 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,809 after reviewing what you said. 23 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,602 Amazing, brother. Amazing. 24 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:25,812 I wish you would've told me. 25 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,522 - I would've got you a ticket. - Thank you. 26 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,107 We'll reimburse you soon, of course. 27 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:32,026 - That's okay. - Come in. Come in. 28 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,073 When I found your business card 29 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,324 in my grocery bag, I thought, 30 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,326 "Who is this old man trying to insert himself 31 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,203 between me and my corn flakes? 32 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,330 And then when I found out you were Egyptian... 33 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,916 I knew you could help my company. 34 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,876 - I am Egyptian. - Did you know 35 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,338 that Egypt has the largest untapped solar potential 36 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,673 on planet Earth? 37 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,508 Of course. 38 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,093 But I really didn't know that. 39 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,138 Because Big Sun did not want you to know. 40 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,556 "Big Sun"? 41 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,016 The solar companies, 42 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,893 the multinationals that are spending millions every year 43 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,061 to make sure that people 44 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,022 like you and I don't have all the facts. 45 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:12,275 - Yeah, like Big Pharma. - Exactly! 46 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,570 Guys like Elon, they're bought out. 47 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,155 They're fakers. 48 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:20,241 They just want to be stars. 49 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,328 The only star that I care about is the sun. 50 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,187 I hate this fucker. 51 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,166 Why don't I show you the product? 52 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,983 - Please. - Let's go. 53 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,761 So what's proprietary about this, Simon? 54 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:43,473 Well, friend, what could be more proprietary than the sun? 55 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,725 Yeah. 56 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,602 It's the perfect size. 57 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,646 You can put one of these on the top of any car 58 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,814 - and power it up. - No way. 59 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,150 You have a car that operates with this? 60 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,526 Can I see it? 61 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,320 No, it's in the garage, 62 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,447 and, you know, there's no sunlight in there. 63 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,157 Let's start with something small. 64 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,452 - What kind of phone do you have? - I got an iPhone. 65 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,247 - Great. - Okay. 66 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:12,502 What we do is plug this in... 67 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:16,089 and watch the power of the sun 68 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,115 work its magic. 69 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,823 It must be because it's cloudy. 70 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,782 How was Egypt? 71 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,971 And your new solar company? 72 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,291 Good. 73 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,046 Would you like some tea? 74 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,175 I'd love that. 75 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,624 What's that? 76 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,459 PrEP. 77 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,295 What's it for, breb? 78 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,549 - It's like pre-per... - I don't know. 79 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,218 - It's PrEP. - Stop saying it. 80 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,471 Breb, breb, breb, breb... You sound like a fucking idiot. 81 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,515 I-I-I see the ad, 82 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,433 but, uh, I don't look for too long. 83 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:35,353 - What's it for? - It's HIV medication. 84 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,104 - What? - Wha... what? What? 85 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:41,150 - What... you have AIDS? - I-I don't have AIDS. 86 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,902 It's to prevent HIV. 87 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:46,030 You... you don't take the COVID vaccine because you have COVID. 88 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,283 You don't take the COVID vaccine because there are not... 89 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,245 Not enough clinical trials, and... and... and... and we don't 90 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,080 - know the side effects! - You're not vaccinated? 91 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,082 - You have AIDS! - You have AIDS, okay? 92 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,583 I'm not taking medical advice from you. 93 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,335 - Now I have AIDS! - I don't have AIDS. 94 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,337 How the fuck are you gay and don't know what PrEP is? 95 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,655 I'm not gay! 96 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,638 Look, okay, I'm not like you, okay? 97 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,431 I not wake up one morning and say, 98 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,641 "Oh, it's a new millennium now! 99 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,935 "Yay! I'm gay!" You know? 100 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,854 Okay, come on, that was pretty gay. 101 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,815 I'm not and I don't seem gay, okay? 102 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,110 So, if anyone knows, it's because you told them! 103 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:27,405 You know the video that you made, the commercial? 104 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:30,616 - Mm-hmm. - Gayest thing I've ever seen. 105 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,702 - Have you seen the comments? - What the comments? 106 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,912 - What... what? What... - Why does this matter? 107 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,789 You need to love yourself. 108 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:40,334 - Fuck you! - I wasn't born 2007. 109 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,360 How old do you think I am? 110 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,673 All right, yeah, you're not. 111 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,092 Yeah, I'm not gay either. 112 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,636 Like, I'm out, man. This is... this is too much. 113 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,680 I'm not... I'm not dealing with you, 114 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:56,892 and just for the record, neither of us have AIDS. 115 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,437 I'm gonna leave a bad review on the app! 116 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,987 Fucking comments... 117 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:17,204 "We Stan the beefy queen"? This fuck. 118 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,623 "Crown me, Baba"? 119 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,334 Why not make it worth it? 120 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,669 It's one before the next. 121 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,672 It's one before the next. 122 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,175 We're only here for a while. 123 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,636 Why not make it worth it? 124 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:38,851 I'm a fucking meme, a fucking meme. 125 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,543 Fucking kill him. 126 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,315 What did he post about me? 127 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,158 No. 128 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,286 No, no, no, no. No, no. 129 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,746 No. 130 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,179 It's Dena... I am busy right now, 131 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:18,391 but I'll get back to you as soon as I can, thanks. 132 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,810 Fuck. 133 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,355 It's Dena. I... 134 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,964 - Dude. - I'm sorry. 135 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,049 - I-I didn't see you. - It's okay. It's all right. 136 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,551 I wasn't trying to touch you. 137 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,594 All right, man, take it easy... it's all good. 138 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,912 Hey, I'm looking for your sister. 139 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,816 Do you know where she is? I need to talk to her. 140 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,042 - No. - Look, Ramy, I'm serious. 141 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,544 I need... I need... I need to find her. 142 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,421 - Where is she? - Why? 143 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,131 - Wha... what's wrong? - Nothing wrong, 144 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,759 Just... I'm looking for Dena. Where... where... just... 145 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,136 Wh... why are you looking at me? Why? 146 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,014 Nothing's wrong. Why? Why you ask me? Why? 147 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,640 You think something... Why you ask me? 148 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,184 Okay? I don't understand, okay? 149 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,394 I come here, I see you crying like a little girl, 150 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,437 and I'm concerned. 151 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,314 I'm your uncle and, "Hey, you okay?" 152 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,024 Now you make it about me? It's not about me. 153 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,109 It's about you. I am fine. I am just perfect. 154 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,195 I am, like, very good, okay? 155 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,447 I'm normal, regular, nothing wrong here, okay? 156 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,615 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, okay, good. 157 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,808 You... yeah, okay, you seem okay. 158 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,207 - What are you looking at? - Hmm? No. 159 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,876 You keep looking. What... what's going on? 160 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,819 I'm being followed. 161 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,591 Okay, yeah. 162 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,384 What's wrong with you? 163 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,178 Why your face look like this? 164 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,496 Oh, you're depressed because you make a lot of money now? 165 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,478 My... my dog died. 166 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,980 Oh, I thought you lost it in the divorce. 167 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,691 Dogs are haram anyway. 168 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:35,176 You're gonna tell me where Dena is or not? 169 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,572 Look, she's probably at the house, okay? 170 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,783 My dad just got back from Egypt. 171 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,118 We're gonna get dinner later tonight, okay? 172 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,537 Oh, New Jersey, okay. 173 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,855 Say that... Just... it's no big deal. 174 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,469 I just want to say I appreciate this group a lot. 175 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,716 I come from a faith where there is no place 176 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,510 for this kind of conversation. 177 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,970 I'm Sikh. 178 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,638 Hey, we're all sick, brother. 179 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,473 - No, man. - I mean my religion. 180 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,559 I'm a Sikh. 181 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:10,646 Uh, I love Gandhi and philosophy and deep shit. 182 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,131 - No cross talk. - No cross talk. 183 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,779 In my faith, we're told lust is one of the panj chors, 184 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,949 the five thieves that lead us astray. 185 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,785 It's a choice we make over God. 186 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,872 I've made that choice every day, 187 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,333 sometimes even a few times a day. 188 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,127 There were times it got to be too much. 189 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,796 I told myself, "Hey, at least I'm not one of those guys" 190 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,215 "that cuts a hole in his pocket so he can do it in the subway 191 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,533 or the doctor's office without anyone seeing." 192 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,204 I still felt so much shame. 193 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,415 Sometimes... 194 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,044 I pay for sex. 195 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:57,592 I meet a new girl. I book a hotel, and we... 196 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,779 And then she leaves. 197 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,948 I wonder, "Does she feel the same guilt? 198 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,559 She seems fine, very chill." 199 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:12,499 I grew angry at my faith, but I can't just take this off. 200 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,234 That's not possible. 201 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,212 It's my ritual, 202 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:21,342 something that shows me how my day will go. 203 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,427 Every day... 204 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,430 I tie it so carefully, 205 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:30,250 wrapping it layer by layer on my head. 206 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:35,648 Sometimes it's beautiful on the first try. 207 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,775 Other times... 208 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,133 it isn't. 209 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,406 This sex stuff... in a way, 210 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,993 it's kind of a ritual, too, no? 211 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,995 At least... 212 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,189 when I'm done with this, my hands aren't shaking. 213 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,069 Thank you. 214 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,464 Thanks for that. 215 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,674 Now... 216 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,634 Most of us have spoke. 217 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,744 Is there anyone left who'd like to share? 218 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,043 Uh, yeah. 219 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,064 Fantastic. 220 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,256 Go ahead. 221 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,678 Um... 222 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,059 Yeah, I-I think I, um... 223 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,148 I think I've... I think I've hurt a lot of people... 224 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,446 Like my friends... 225 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,200 Family. Like, I had a... 226 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,123 I was mar... I was married for a... 227 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,086 Pretty short amount of time. 228 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,092 And I, uh... 229 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,698 I don't... I... I... I guess I don't... I don't really think 230 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,242 I even know who I am anymore. 231 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,745 I-I used to... 232 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,496 try not to think about who I was. 233 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,457 I just wanted to think about who I wanted to be. 234 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,584 Like, I wanted to be this really good person. 235 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,752 You know, I grew up religious, 236 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,545 and I just wanted to be a good person, 237 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,922 and... and I did everything to do that, 238 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,759 but it was like everything. 239 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:31,138 Every time I tried to be good, I was just... I was just worse, 240 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,681 'cause I was never me. 241 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,100 I was just trying to be who I thought I was supposed to be, 242 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,126 and now I'm... 243 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,399 I'm pro... I'm probably a bad person. 244 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,526 I-I... 245 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,096 But I don't know. I don't know if it's because I-I... 246 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:54,143 I don't know if I'm bad just because I... 247 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:59,875 U-used to believe in... in... in wanting to be good. 248 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,193 You know, like, I... There's no... 249 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,800 Like, I would go to the mosque, and I... and I'd try to... 250 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,678 I-I-I-I'd try to tell them wh... what I was going through, 251 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,972 and they'd look at me like I was, like, fucking insane. 252 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,724 Like, they... they'd look at me, like... and I'm like, 253 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,392 "I thought I was supposed to come here to say something," 254 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,644 and they don't want to hear it. 255 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,270 They just want to hear what they want to hear, 256 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,647 and then I found somebody. 257 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,525 There was a... I found a teacher that I-I actually... 258 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,776 I gave him everything. 259 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,112 I-I-I did what he wanted me to do, 260 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,989 and that didn't... That didn't work either. 261 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,157 So I don't know. 262 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,809 I don't think that, like, it... it even... 263 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,955 A-and then I look at my parents, 264 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,605 and, like, they're not even... 265 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,276 They're not even happy. 266 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,341 I used to think my parents were happy, but they're... 267 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,342 They're not. 268 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,426 They're fucking miserable. 269 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,720 Like, everyone in my family is... 270 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,931 fucking... 271 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,808 miserable. 272 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,476 And I was doing what they told me to do. 273 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,420 I was try... I was... I wanted to be like them. 274 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,566 I wanted to be like them. I-I looked... I looked 275 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,984 at what they were... Like, you're a kid. 276 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:10,612 You just want to be like them, and I... and I thought... 277 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,906 I thought that they... That they were right, 278 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,200 but they were... They were fucking wrong. 279 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,202 And now I'm like, "Yo, they're... they... 280 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,228 They might be fucking crazy." 281 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,041 You know, like, you grow up, 282 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,127 and you think you're normal, actually. 283 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,795 You think what you're doing is normal. 284 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,463 You think everything that's happening i-is normal, 285 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,382 and then it's, like, every year that goes by, 286 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,508 I look at them, I'm like, 287 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,386 "Yo, these people are fucking insane." 288 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,139 They're fucking crazy, and now I'm fucking crazy, too, 289 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,081 'cause I'm just like them! 290 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,060 And now it feels like everything's my fault. 291 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,187 Like, it's... it's... it's... 292 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,230 I-I fucked up fucking everything. 293 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,524 Like... like, I... 294 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,484 Like, I fucked up Palestine, you know? 295 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,820 Like, that's on me. That's what it feels like. 296 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,554 It feels like I fucked up Palestine. 297 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,452 And it's like... 298 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,478 I feel like religion just is making it worse... 299 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,499 'Cause I look at my parents, and it's like... 300 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,501 They say they believe in God, but I don't... 301 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,945 I think they're just fucking anxious about God. 302 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,091 And I am, too, and it just pushes me to do 303 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,509 all this fucking shit, 304 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,286 and... and... and now I have a fu... I have a problem. 305 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,124 My... my problem... 306 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,731 I-I ki... My problem killed my dog. 307 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,923 What? 308 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:35,072 - No, I-I didn't... - I didn't fuck my dog. 309 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,866 Thank God. 310 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,096 Fucking unlocked? 311 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,245 Dena! 312 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,012 Dena! 313 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,594 - Whe... where's the Dena? - She went out. 314 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,818 - We're meeting her for dinner. - Huh? 315 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,499 Typical. Useless. 316 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,855 Are you holding the doorbell? 317 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,898 Did you put a blanket on the TV? 318 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,442 Is that for Boomer? 319 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,826 Is this your way of telling us... 320 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,575 Okay? Because dog. 321 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,787 I cover the TV because they're watching us. 322 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,540 It's full of cameras. 323 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,585 We should stay home and... and wait for Dena. 324 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,088 Na seem, if there are cameras in the TV, 325 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,507 why would we stay here? 326 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,551 We're going to Peking Palace. 327 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,868 Why Chinese food? 328 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,057 I don't think Peking Palace is doing anything 329 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,934 - to the Uyghurs, okay? - You don't know them. 330 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,604 We... we don't know who's gonna be there. 331 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,814 Your husband just come back from a long trip. 332 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,816 You should be a good wife and cook him a nice meal. 333 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,859 That is what he wants. 334 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,236 No, I want to go to Peking Palace. 335 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,780 And I'm not cooking, okay? 336 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,699 You don't have to come, but we're going. 337 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,825 Let's go. 338 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,676 Mmm. 339 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,284 This is good, no? 340 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,706 Who are you texting? 341 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,167 Um, my friends. 342 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,979 Which friend? 343 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,065 Is it your friend from the law school? 344 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,609 Did you get your bar score yet? 345 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,261 - It's... - It's gonna take a while. 346 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,698 She always does well. 347 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,100 Dena knows everything, doesn't she? 348 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:31,790 Uh, I don't know how I did yet. 349 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:36,736 - Um, well, um, what... what... - What do you know? 350 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,173 - What? - What do you know? 351 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,324 What do you know? 352 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,387 - Is everything okay? - Okay? 353 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:49,307 Are you okay with what is happening in the Uyghur camps? 354 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,600 What... I'm sorry? 355 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,103 The Muslims you enslave to... to make your iPhones! 356 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:56,022 - Oh, shit. - Na seem! Stop. 357 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,482 I'm sorry. 358 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,693 Um, he thinks you're responsible 359 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:02,487 because this food is so authentic, 360 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,281 so he thinks we're in China. 361 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,725 Thank you for the real Oriental experience. 362 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,914 - I'll go get the check. - Thank you very much, 363 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,583 - mademoiselle. - Thank you. 364 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,668 - What were you saying? - What? 365 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,300 Thank you. All right. 366 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,634 Come here, baby. 367 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,887 I'm gonna eat you in my belly. 368 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,974 What the fuck are you saying? 369 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,225 I'm bigger than you. 370 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,187 I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly! 371 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,314 Fat Bastard, Austin Powers. 372 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,858 Austin Powers... 373 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,110 - I don't know it. - It... it sounds gay. 374 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,403 Okay... 375 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:47,097 Austin Powers, the classic cinema. 376 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,440 What did you do? 377 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,114 - Oh, Ram. - Yo. 378 00:22:06,648 --> 00:22:09,930 I, uh, had a meeting. 379 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,640 Um, I'm not hungry, though. It's okay. 380 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,518 - Habibi, try the egg rolls. - They are so good. 381 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,269 No, here. 382 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,563 Give him that one. Try it. 383 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,982 Thanks. 384 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,216 Try. 385 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,803 Authentic, right? 386 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,659 Thank you for dining at Peking Palace. 387 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,826 Thank you. 388 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,519 Thank you for hosting us. 389 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,834 - Dad, it's okay. - I-I got it. 390 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,003 Ramy... 391 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,421 You came late... 392 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,655 And you didn't eat. 393 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,427 - You know what? - I'll just pay for it, 394 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,096 just like I pay for everything else. 395 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,181 Halas. 396 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,016 This is my family. This is my dinner. 397 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,768 I'm paying this. 398 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,228 Don't embarrass yourself, okay? 399 00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,771 You don't have to pay. 400 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,147 Guys, we both know who's gonna end up 401 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,524 paying for it, all right? 402 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,401 So let me just fucking do it. 403 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,278 We are not your guys. 404 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,780 Don't forget, Ramy, we are your elders. 405 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,449 - Ah, okay. - We are guys, okay? 406 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,702 Right? We're... we're not feminine. 407 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,245 - I have an idea. - We can split it. 408 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,621 No! 409 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,725 - No, we're not gonna split it. - Just let me fuck... 410 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,383 Stop it. 411 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,010 I got it. It's in my hand. 412 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,303 - It's in my hand. - Open your hand. 413 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,637 - It's in my hand. - Open his hand. 414 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,306 It's in my hand. 415 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,434 Fat Bastard. 416 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,436 Like, this is really extra. 417 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,885 - Oh, shit! - Na seem, put it down! 418 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,281 I fucking kill you! 419 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,991 Do it. Do it. 420 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,475 Shoot me. Shoot me. 421 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,537 - Na seem! - Shoot me. 422 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,997 - Put it down! - No. 423 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,833 No, go ahead. Do it. 424 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,710 Shoot me. Fucking do it. 425 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,569 Na seem! 426 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,139 Dena... 427 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,208 I need you outside, now! I need to talk to you. 428 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,354 Am I, like, a hostage right now? 429 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,879 Outside, now! 430 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,403 Go. Go. 431 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,073 You are good at talking. Go talk to him. 432 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,660 - Go. - Mom, he has a gun. 433 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:40,163 - Yes, but he always has a gun. - So go. 434 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,248 Therapy. 435 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,774 Go! 436 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,738 Be careful. 437 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,067 I don't know what he told you. 438 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,946 But whatever he told you, it's wrong. 439 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,973 - What are you talking about? - Azam, your friend. 440 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:18,910 Yeah? 441 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,286 I saw on Instagram! 442 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,663 He's a liar. 443 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,249 He told everyone. 444 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,441 We... 445 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,212 We didn't do anything. 446 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,988 We didn't even have sex. 447 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,177 Wait, Uncle Na seem, what are you saying? 448 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,828 He was my sugar baby! 449 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,683 That's it. 450 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:45,186 I wa... I was just helping him out, okay? 451 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,212 I gave him a little bit of sugar. 452 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,593 I wish someone gave me sugar when I was younger. 453 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,488 I came to this country, 454 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,015 and everyone treated me like shit. 455 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,977 It was just some sugar. 456 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,125 - So are you... - I'm not! 457 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,293 No, I'm not. 458 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:09,711 Huh. 459 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,172 You don't have to be anything you don't want to be. 460 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,841 I live a good life. 461 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,658 I work hard. 462 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:22,331 I even paid all of my taxes up until 2014. 463 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:27,628 But it doesn't stop! It doesn't stop! 464 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,357 It fucks everything. I don't understand. 465 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:35,820 It pesters inside me. I don't know what it is. 466 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,449 It... it's not me. 467 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:43,703 It's not me, but it control all of me! 468 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,739 Yeah. 469 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,290 I didn't take the bar. 470 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,188 The... the test that you've been studying for? 471 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,023 Yeah. 472 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,192 I got scared... or pissed. 473 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:17,821 I don't even know. I ju... I just felt trapped. 474 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,430 And I didn't take it. 475 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,915 This is a sign from Allah 476 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,960 for you to follow your destiny. 477 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,153 You were meant to be a wife and a mother. 478 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,742 - I don't think it's that. - No, it is. 479 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,933 Uh... 480 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,704 Hey, Dennis. 481 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:15,044 - Sorry, what? - 4:86, akhi. 482 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,047 You must respond with alaikum al-salaam. 483 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,407 Yeah, alaikum al-salaam. 484 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,095 Right hand. 485 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,763 Brother, right hand for food and drink, 486 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,247 left for wiping. 487 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,728 Yeah. 488 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,587 Uh, okay. 489 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,483 Such a baraka to see you again. 490 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,322 - Yeah, y-you too. - You really... you look different. 491 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:45,617 Prison's been good to me. 492 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,911 I've been taken in by the brotherhood. 493 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,872 - The Muslim brotherhood? - Not that brotherhood. 494 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:55,209 But we are a brotherhood of Muslims... 495 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,128 for sure. 496 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,088 Right. 497 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:02,216 Yeah, sorry, you just... You really changed. 498 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,010 No, see, I don't like that word... "change." 499 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,637 Nah, I call it "growth." 500 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,847 You know what? Did Zainab and the sheikh send you? 501 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,390 They're good people, but Astaghfirullah. 502 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,683 I can't do it, Ramy. 503 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:12,352 I can't deal with their Sufi tongues no more. 504 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,146 I won't. I won't. I can't. I've stopped. 505 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,589 - No, they... they didn't. - I, um... 506 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:23,845 Look, I-I, uh, wanted you to know, um... 507 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,787 Y-you asked me to take care of Boomer, a-and I have been. 508 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,437 But she, uh... 509 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,670 She passed away, and I... 510 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,047 I just thought that you should know. 511 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:44,050 - I'm really sorry, man... - Akhi... 512 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,469 dogs are haram. 513 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,227 What? You're... 514 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:56,104 you're... you're not... You're not upset? 515 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,398 When I had her, I was a sinner. 516 00:29:58,422 --> 00:29:59,840 It's bid'ah. 517 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,778 Hamdulilah, she's with the Creator. 518 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,365 - This is Boomer... this is... - Alhamdulilah. 519 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,016 Alhamdulilah. 520 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,709 How's it going with you, you know? 521 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:20,527 What's going on with Zainab and the little one? 522 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,757 W-What? 523 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,676 Look, I know you got divorced. 524 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,928 I mean, it's the most hated thing permissible by God, 525 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:32,515 but I know you have your reasons. 526 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,475 It's a bit like managing a broken home. 527 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,103 - Yeah, well, what'd you... - You said Zainab and... and who? 528 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:41,149 Oh, the gir... The little one, your girl. 529 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,693 My... my girl? 530 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,028 La Hawla wala quwatta. 531 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:47,179 The... the... the girl, the little one, your baby. 532 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:51,075 The... 533 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,244 - My... - Your baby, Ramy. 534 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,621 Your baby, your daughter, Ramy. 535 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,832 Zainab's come by with her a few times. 536 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,209 Ma shall ah, she's got your smile. 537 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,420 Look-it, I keep looking at this. 538 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,756 This photo, man, she looks just like you. 539 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,215 Look at this. Adorable, look-it. 540 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,925 She even has your hair, huh? Look at that. 541 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,344 Ah, I don't want to bore you with this. 542 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,512 I know you must have that photo. 543 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,347 You probably look at that all the time. 544 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,099 We're allowed to have five photos in here. 545 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,267 I got this one. 546 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,894 I got this one of my mom right here. 547 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,729 See that? Look-it, that's my mom. 548 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,857 And then I got this meme, Sheikh James Harden. 549 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,734 This really makes me laugh, akhi. 550 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,527 Halal comedy. 551 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:30,138 Only engage in halal comedy. 552 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,119 Yeah, halal comedy. 553 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,914 Visiting hours are over. 554 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,374 Please return to your cells. 555 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,088 Till the next time, in shall ah. 556 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:47,131 Salaam alaikum, brother. 39419

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