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Aisle 13. Shaving.
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Uh, black beans,
one pound, please.
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- Here. Over there.
- Here?
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Yeah.
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And then, um, some sesame oil.
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That brand. Yup.
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And we need some paprika.
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The aisle, uh, three?
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One.
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Farouk, I said one.
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Khalas. What is this?
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It's one of Obama's
favorite pieces.
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You know, I downloaded
all his Spotify list.
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Why?
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- I wanna...
- know how the guy thinks.
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These songs have meanings
and hidden messages.
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The guy was the president
for eight years.
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Nothing is an accident.
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This song is called
"La Difícil,"
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which means "the difficulty."
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Yeah.
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Obviously, it's about
the Spanish people
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living in hard time here.
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- But the key is in the lyrics.
- Mm.
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What does it say?
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"En el VIP, modelo como Ha did.
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"Invicta como Khabib.
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Más de ciene cabrone
que Ella deja en read."
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Which means,
"You see her in the VIP,
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like Ha did."
Hmm?
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"Unbeaten like Khabib.
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She leaves more than 100 guys
on read."
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What's so funny?
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Ha did and Khabib Nurmagomedov?
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Dear Maysa, it's so clear.
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Obama's telling
the Spanish people
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that they have to become
more like Muslims
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to be able to get through
the difficult times...
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Ia difícil, hmm?
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And it doesn't end here.
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He says "read."
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God commanded us to read.
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Farouk, it's only a song, okay?
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Probably his daughters pick up
his songs for his play list.
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You're just saying that...
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Or else why did he publish
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his "favorite music" online,
hmm?
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It's like the guy's serving
his third term on Spotify.
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Okay, here we are.
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You got it?
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Yeah.
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Instacart.
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- You don't have to ring.
- I put contact less.
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Sure, sister.
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I hope you're having
a great day today.
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I, uh...
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I have a lot of frozen stuff
in here
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and it really needs
to go to the freezer
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as soon as possible.
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- Yeah.
- You can just put it down.
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I just want you to have
the optimum client experience.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome, sister.
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The bags.
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Okay.
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You know...
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this is my card.
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I'm leaving it here.
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In case you need anything else,
just call me.
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I do consulting as well.
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Any start-ups, business,
you know,
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you name it, you got it.
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Bye.
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Five stars, plea...
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Let's do some more delivery.
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Are you eating on the Limoges?
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You put this in the microwave?
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Hmm?
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It's not supposed
to be exposed to heat.
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We're not supposed
to eat on them.
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Then do the dishes, okay?
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These are collectors.
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Only for special occasions.
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That's because nothing
special happens.
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Okay? Yalla, let's go.
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We're running out of time.
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Alexa, what time is it?
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I keep forgetting you sold her.
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It was just sitting there
in the corner.
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I liked her.
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What do you want to know?
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I'll be your Alexa.
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You wanna know the time?
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It is 1:37 p.m.
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It is a high of 40, low of 22.
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- I want you to get up.
- Let's go.
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Can we talk before you go?
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What about?
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Mom, I wanna help
with the house payments,
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and I'm trying to talk to Dad
and he's just not...
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Maysa.
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What?
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- No. That's not what happened.
- What?
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I'm trying to tell...
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The fuck?
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Israel gave you money?
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No. It's not like that.
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Mom, Dad's acting
like I went and did a deal
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with Netanyahu or something.
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Yes, I'm not working
with Uncle Na seem,
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but that was for us.
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You don't even know
how he runs the business.
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It's insane.
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And this woman
that I'm working with,
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she's... she's a good person.
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I was there. I saw her.
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There was this kid,
this Palestinian kid,
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he got arrested for no reason
and she helped him.
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It's interfaith.
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Inter-bullshit.
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Let's Instacart.
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The Cheerios.
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No, not that one. The Cheerios.
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The real one.
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- But this is much cheaper.
- Look.
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Stop making changes
in the order, please, okay?
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Yesterday,
two orders didn't even tip.
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Give me your phone.
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I'm gonna text them and I'm sure
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they're gonna choose
the cheaper...
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- Don't text the customers.
- It annoys them.
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Stop messing with my rate.
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Okay?
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Go get the drinks.
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I'll meet you at the register.
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- I'll give you the 300,000.
- He's cutting you by five.
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Who would you go with, ammu?
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Ya'ni, this is the most
important thing on Shark Tank.
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- Hmm.
- Proprietary.
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- I like Robert.
- The son of an immigrant.
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White immigrant.
It's very rare.
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And they blend in.
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You know, I heard they're starting
an Egyptian version of Shark Tank.
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No way.
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Uh...
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Yeah, he did, Auntie.
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You really helped me fix it up.
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Thank you so much, Uncle.
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Every time I talk to you,
I get so motivated.
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I wish my friends in Egypt
could hear you.
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You'd be an amazing life coach.
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- Life coach?
- Yeah.
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It's huge in Cairo right now.
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And especially coming from
someone like you
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who's been so successful
in America.
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Now you get to retire so early.
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Retire?
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Ahmed, why aren't you speaking?
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- Why are you silent?
- Bro.
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Something's bothering you,
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let ammu give you some advice.
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Let him life coach you.
Just jump in. Go.
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Uh, you know,
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one of my patients is very sick
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and I'm spending a lot of time
with his young son.
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And it's just reminding me how
I've always wanted my own kids.
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Oh.
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Yasmin a does not want
to have children?
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She said she did
before we got married,
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but things changed
after we got married.
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That's normal
to change after marriage.
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All you have to do
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is be honest with your wife
about what you need.
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Okay.
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I'm going to bed.
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There's tea bags in the kitchen.
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Whoa.
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No post-dinner tea.
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Is everything okay
with you guys?
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Yeah.
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You know, guys...
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- Mr. Wonderful is actually Lebanese.
- No way.
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I love Lebanese people.
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I think they are so great
in branding.
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I mean, look at their country.
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It could be a disaster,
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and all that people talk about
is their women.
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- So true.
- That is true.
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Facts, man. Facts.
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Told you. Life coach, bro.
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- I'm seeing it.
- Yeah.
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Farouk, please, stop that.
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Stop.
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It's against "instant cart."
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- Hi.
- Hola, amigo.
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- Thank you.
- Let's go.
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I put the eggs on top,
and so everything is intact.
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Please remember that
in your rating, eh?
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Farouk?
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Nabil.
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My God, it's been years
since I've seen you.
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Maysa?
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Hi.
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Wh...
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What are you two doing here?
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We just brought your...
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Your... your...
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Oh, this app is so easy.
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Yes. Yes.
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This is... this is so easy.
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No.
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W-Why don't you come in?
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I'm sure Samia would love
to see you.
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Samia! Come to the door!
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No, we have to go.
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We still have so much to do.
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Come on in.
Have some tea.
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Oh, that would be amazing.
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Some tea.
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It's been a long time.
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Come. Come on in.
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So actually,
I am researching this...
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delivery grocery
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for an advertising start-up
that I'm working on.
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I am testing different means
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of, uh,
unconventional advertising.
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Me and Maysa are doing
field research.
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Yeah, we are researchers.
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- Ahh.
- Hmm.
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- Very good.
- Advertising start-up.
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W-What's your approach,
Captain Farouk?
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It's always about
whether your idea
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has proprietary to it or not,
so...
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your idea has
no proprietary to it,
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then who's going to invest,
right?
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Right. Right.
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I mean, how... how...
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How do you wanna reach that,
exactly?
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- I mean, what's your approach?
- No, no, no.
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Nabil. You're retired.
Khalas.
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He sold his company
a few month ago.
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I finally get some of him
for myself.
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No more business ideas.
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I'm banned from thinking.
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Marouk, Nabil.
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How are you, Maysa?
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It's been years.
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And I heard Ramy's married now.
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He was, but, um,
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it didn't work out.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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How are your kids?
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Nour, she's mashallah
the youngest partner
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in her accounting firm,
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and she's engaged, alhamdulilah.
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Ma shall ah.
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Yasin, he's the head
of the ovarian, uh, cancer wing
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in NYU Langone.
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No, but maybe it's too late
in Cairo now.
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Alexa, what time is it in Cairo?
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The time is 10:47 p.m.
in Cairo.
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Walla hi, she is so helpful.
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I know.
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Bathroom.
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Uh-huh.
It's right over there.
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Merde. Merde.
267
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:05,983
Farouk, let's go.
268
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,336
Are you wearing Roux?
269
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,232
What do you mean?
270
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,025
Your perfume. I recognize it.
271
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,652
I think I have the same one.
272
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,695
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I...
273
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,198
Yeah, this one,
I had it for years.
274
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,033
It's Roux, right?
275
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,079
Um, different but similar.
276
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,456
Different similar.
277
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,502
I could swear it's the same one.
278
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,653
It is not!
279
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,507
Um, I...
280
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,925
I thought Maysa
was wearing Roux.
281
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,051
- Mm.
- It's my favorite.
282
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,761
And you know, I get very excited
283
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,328
if I meet someone else
wearing it.
284
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,311
It's Roux.
285
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,021
It's Roux, Maysa.
286
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,190
Uh, in the beginning,
I didn't smell it.
287
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,025
But now I'm sure it is Roux.
288
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,634
It is not Roux!
289
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,532
I... I don't know.
290
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,808
I, uh, thought we might
have the same perfume.
291
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,947
Hmm.
292
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,002
Maysa.
293
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,358
What's wrong with you?
294
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,651
Would you talk to me?
295
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,944
Enough talking.
296
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,596
You talked
with all of Cairo today.
297
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,284
I was just being social.
298
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,911
You know, Nabil could be
an historic investor.
299
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,747
Invest in what, exactly?
300
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,583
All you're doing
is fucking sitting at home
301
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,026
selling our things online!
302
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:52,191
Are you sharp enough
to get money in the bank?
303
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,965
You're talking about stickers.
304
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,036
Yes, they are fucking stickers.
305
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,118
I'm out.
306
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,973
Um, yeah, look,
307
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,100
I didn't understand
a lot of what was said,
308
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,811
but I think we can all agree
this is a bad plan.
309
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:35,812
I'm out.
310
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,272
No, Robert. No.
311
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,215
- I'm out.
- I'm out.
312
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,694
Look, Farouk,
I prefer to invest in people
313
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,447
I would wanna hang out with,
and I would never hang out
314
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:49,493
with someone with a 3.8 rating
on Instacart.
315
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,578
It's... it's... it's her account.
316
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,455
No, it's not.
317
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,999
Sir, I'm sharp.
318
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,542
I'm sharp.
319
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,422
Somebody made
a courageous decision.
320
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,550
You are in love
with the romantic idea
321
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,219
of starting a business.
322
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,429
But my money's
gotta go somewhere
323
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,348
in order to get back
an investment.
324
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,937
If I'm not passionate
or see the benefit...
325
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,212
Mo, these are
conflicting concepts.
326
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,797
Yeah, exactly, ammu.
327
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,465
You always see one or the other.
328
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,009
When I put 'em both up,
people stop.
329
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,428
They start arguing, debating,
work up an appetite,
330
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,972
and then they buy food.
331
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,473
I made the MAGA ones
a little bit bigger, though,
332
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,600
you know,
'cause they eat way more.
333
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,810
You have no idea.
334
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,937
- This is genius.
- Yeah.
335
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:03,340
You know, this is why I was
sure you're gonna love my idea.
336
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,236
You're selling stickers.
337
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,696
Adhesive advertisements...
338
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,947
I got it.
Adhesive advertisements.
339
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,116
Are not just stickers.
340
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,701
I'm not trying
to be disrespectful, ammu.
341
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,995
Of course. Not everything
is what it seems.
342
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,163
I mean, this is not
just a halal cart.
343
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,207
Right? I have my diner
across the street.
344
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,584
I mean, I know it looks empty,
345
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,002
but I'm doing that
for the pandemic.
346
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,712
All right? It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
347
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,297
I turned it into
a cloud kitchen.
348
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,048
What's a cloud kitchen?
349
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,509
It's basically like six
restaurants in one kitchen.
350
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,678
Nobody knows 'cause nobody goes.
351
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,054
Everything is done on the app.
352
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:36,016
I got a Japanese grill.
I got a Korean barbecue.
353
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,642
I got a taco situation brewing.
354
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,352
You know, with all of these...
355
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,396
different restaurants
that you have,
356
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,190
I think you really need my idea.
357
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,567
Yeah, ammu, look.
358
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,485
It's family, business.
359
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,487
You know.
360
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,115
Very, very important to, like,
preserve relationships.
361
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,408
Let me pray on it first.
362
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,701
Let me see how I feel,
but genius.
363
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:55,869
Pray on it, pray on it.
364
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,329
But let me tell you that,
all right?
365
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,997
This idea is explosive.
366
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,290
Yeah?
367
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,417
I'm taking it
to Egyptian Shark Tank.
368
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,836
- Egyptian Shark Tank?
- Is that a thing?
369
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:05,920
'Cause I don't think
it's a thing.
370
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,756
- Sounds like a scam...
- Frank?
371
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,257
Oh, you want a hot dog?
372
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,550
Connie, I'm Frank.
373
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,885
- Oh.
- Um...
374
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,303
- Hi, Frank.
- Excuse us, Mo.
375
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,763
Over there.
Let's go over there.
376
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,514
All right.
377
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,799
Please have a seat here.
378
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,819
I'll be right back.
379
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,147
Here we are.
380
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,251
Oh, wow.
381
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,070
These are really rare plates.
382
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,281
Real francais stuff.
383
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:56,912
I have never seen
a set like these together.
384
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,208
With the family emblem.
385
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,294
It's whole set of them.
386
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,526
I... I have other buyers.
387
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:13,071
I'm sure you know how
Facebook Marketplace can be.
388
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,614
Competitive.
389
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,450
Venmo or cash?
390
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:21,204
Um, we're right by an ATM.
391
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,756
Lasagna béchamel.
392
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,635
And there's some bamya
in the oven.
393
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,117
No.
394
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,036
I thought we would have
a nice dinner...
395
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,519
Just the two of us.
396
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,264
And some...
397
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,463
Mmm.
398
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,527
It's been a while.
You haven't cooked like that.
399
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,821
You know...
400
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,699
yesterday, it was, um...
401
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:43,953
It was a long day,
and I maybe said things
402
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,938
I didn't need to say.
403
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,765
The mortgage
with property tax...
404
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,290
for two months.
405
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,270
Where did you get that from?
406
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,048
I, um...
407
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:53,565
Farouk...
408
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,424
did you sell the Limoges?
409
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,719
Mm, not all of it.
410
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,142
Okay?
411
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:14,002
A real Muslim man would never
sell his wife's things!
412
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,379
It's haram
to touch your wife's money!
413
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,992
I will not be disrespected
in my own house.
414
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:29,684
They fucking colonized us!
415
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,353
It's disgusting that
they colonized your mind too!
416
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,731
They could have
colonized anywhere.
417
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,524
But they chose us.
418
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,152
And I chose back, okay?
419
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:42,196
I don't know why you're
so fucking obsessed with Cairo!
420
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,615
You are clueless.
421
00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:46,200
You know, Thomas Piketty,
422
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,578
one of the biggest economists
in the world,
423
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,038
has been saying that Egypt
424
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,457
is on the path
to become just like America.
425
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:55,668
Why the fuck do you want
Egypt to become like America?
426
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,462
Why... stop.
427
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:58,796
Stop, okay?
428
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,341
All day,
it's this person's theory,
429
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,509
that person's principles.
430
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,511
What are you doing?
431
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:09,349
You're wearing a suit
to go and deliver groceries!
432
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:12,060
What kind of consultation
people would want
433
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,021
from a guy that just delivered
their grocery?
434
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,965
Aren't you fucking embarrassed?
435
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,069
You deliver groceries too.
436
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,344
I had no choice.
437
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,831
- Guys, what the hell?
- I have an exam.
438
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,291
Fuck your exam, Dina.
439
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:38,252
- You did not do your job.
- Okay?
440
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,213
Look at your son, hmm?
441
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:43,466
He divorced
the night of his wedding.
442
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,386
And your daughter,
still unmarried until now.
443
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:47,845
Look at her.
444
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,055
She's dying.
445
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,431
Okay.
446
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,642
All you've done
is waste our money
447
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,102
on fucking investments
448
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,562
like that project of yours
in Sahel!
449
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,314
I told you, Farouk,
450
00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:03,486
don't give $100,000
to a random guy in Egypt!
451
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,239
But no, I found myself a job,
452
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,573
something for myself to do,
453
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,975
and now you do it with me!
454
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,900
Maysa.
455
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,547
The economy will bounce back.
456
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,258
Here and in Egypt.
457
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:43,234
Farouk,
did you sell the key bowl?
458
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,989
I bought it
for five Egyptian pounds, okay?
459
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:51,159
I put it online and said,
"Egyptian design."
460
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,037
Bang, sold for $75.
461
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,748
It's a good fucking deal!
462
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,565
That's business!
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