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Previously on K.C. Undercover...
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- Hey, Byron.
- Hey, KC.
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I'm at this thing my
dad dragged me to,
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but I'll be free in
time for our movie.
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I can't go tonight because
my grandma is not well.
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I am so sorry. Go take
care of your grandma.
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I hope she feels better.
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Thanks, Byron.
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Wow, Dad, that was amazing!
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I'm so glad that we came.
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KC? What are you doing here?
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KC, I thought you said you
were with your sick grandma.
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And since when were you
part of a university drumline?
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You're not even in college yet!
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Uhh... I...
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I'm not leaving until
I get an answer, KC.
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I see. See what's
happening here.
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Mm.
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You thought I was KC.
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I'm not. I'm her
cousin Cassandra.
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Her cousin?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
no, we're first cousins.
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We look exactly
alike. It's weird, I know,
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but, um, I'm actually
a tiny bit cuter, so...
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Are you messing with me?
'Cause I'm feeling messed with.
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- Mm...
- Look, KC, if you're not interested
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in going out with me, I
wish you would just say so.
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Again, I'm Cassandra.
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So this is more of
a KC conversation.
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But I know she's
with her grandma,
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so she's probably home by now.
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All right, you want
to play this out?
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I'll play this out, KC!
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Or... possibly Cassandra.
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But I'm almost positive... KC.
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I hate my life!
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I, I, I, I keep
it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life, on red alert ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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Mom! I almost blew my
cover. Byron's on his way.
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Okay, I have a cousin named
Cassandra who looks exactly like me,
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and I was visiting my sick
grandma, so just go with it, okay?
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- Sick grandma on my side or your dad's?
- Dad's!
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Good, 'cause I don't need you
putting the evil eye on my mama.
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Byron, hi! Is KC expecting you?
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Oh, why, because she's not home?
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She's not home, is she?
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Yeah, she's upstairs.
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She's still a little upset
about her grandma.
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I mean, I don't know
if she mentioned this,
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but she's not doing very well.
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Not my mama, 'cause
she's healthy as a horse.
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Craig's mom, the woman
only eats at restaurants
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that have a drive-through.
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So, she's really here?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Because I'd like to see her.
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- KC!
- Hey, Byron, what's up?
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Give me your arm.
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I... usually wait for the third
date for arm stuff, but okay.
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Heart rate elevated,
slightly perspiring.
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Why exactly is that, KC?
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Did you just run
home for some reason?
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Mm, no. I was upstairs
doing squats, okay?
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You don't think this
just happens, do ya?
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KC, look me in
the eye and tell me
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that I didn't just see you
at American University
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in a drumline outfit.
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Oh... drumline.
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He ran into Cassandra.
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No, my cousin goes there.
She's on the drumline.
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See, I don't believe you!
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Boy, I know you're not
coming in my house,
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raising your voice and
calling my baby a liar!
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- What's wrong with you!
- Uh...
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Mom, Mom, I think I
got this one, thank you.
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Whoo. Okay, KC,
I'm just gonna say it.
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Something's up with you.
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What are you hiding? Because
I know you're lying to my face.
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I'm not lying to you. I told you, I
have a cousin named Cassandra,
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she goes to American University,
and she's on the drumline.
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If you don't believe me, we
could all go to dinner tomorrow.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- You better not cancel.
- I won't.
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- Looking forward to it.
- Me too.
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He seems nice.
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- Ugh!
- Worst mission ever!
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The food was
terrible, it was too hot,
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and on the plane ride
back, I was all crammed!
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- There was plenty of room!
- For you!
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You lifted up the armrest
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and took one and a half seats!
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Oh... You know, all you've done
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on this entire
mission is complain.
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You didn't like the food.
You didn't like the hotel room.
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You didn't like the
way that guy threw
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that car door at your head
when you weren't looking.
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Okay, I give you that one.
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I'm just saying,
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if we're gonna risk our lives
doing dangerous missions,
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we may as well be
comfortable doing it.
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But it's not just on
missions, it's at home, too!
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"Dad, my WiFi's too slow."
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"Dad, we don't have
enough cable channels."
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"Dad, my turkey
tetrazzini's too spicy!"
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You know I have
sensitive taste buds!
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Seriously, son, you
need to toughen up!
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Okay, I'll just add that to your
growing list of personal critiques.
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"Ernie, toughen up!"
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"Ernie, don't play so
many video games!"
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"Ernie, don't be
scared of flatworms!"
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You're scared of flatworms?
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If you cut them in half,
they grow into two worms!
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It freaks me out!
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Oh, what...
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Okay, know what?
Enough is enough.
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You have had it too
good for too long.
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You're my son and I love you,
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but I have to do
what I think is right,
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and what I think you need
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is a little lesson
in tough living.
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So I'm kicking you
out of the house.
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Oh, come on, Dad!
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Oh, no, no! I mean
it. Give me your keys.
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For the next 24 hours, you'll
be living in the backyard.
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Fine, just let me get my phone.
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And my laptop. And my tablet.
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And my air mattress.
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No problem! Would you like
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a wake-up call and
room service, too?
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- Ooh, that would be nice!
- Get outta here!
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So, I only see two problems with this
whole dinner date with Cassandra thing.
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Um, the first being
there's no Cassandra,
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and the second being...
there's no Cassandra.
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But there will be, okay?
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Marisa, I'm a spy.
I've disguised myself
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as, like, a thousand
different people.
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I'm pretty sure I can
dress myself as myself.
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All I'm gonna do is use what
we call a quick-change outfit.
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Mm-kay? We use them all the
time when we go undercover.
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Right now you see KC...
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now you see Cassandra.
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Wow!
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Now you can wear two
outfits I hate at the same time!
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But you can't be in
two places at once.
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I know, I know.
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Marisa, I need to
come up with something,
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'cause Byron knows
that something's up,
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and I cannot blow my cover.
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Well, it's too bad
you don't have
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a secret twin locked
in your basement.
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Marisa, I don't say
this often enough,
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but you are a genius.
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Oh, well, I hate to brag,
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but I was just accepted
into community college!
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Well, I was waitlisted,
but it's looking good.
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I don't know, Agent Cooper.
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Releasing a dangerous,
high-profile criminal
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is extremely irregular.
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Yeah, well, you have
my ID and the paperwork,
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so what more do you need?
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No one said anything
to me, though.
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I think I need to double
check with Agent Johnson.
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Okay, sure, I've got
nowhere else to be.
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Go ahead, check with Agent
Johnson... during his lunch.
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You know, bother him about
something he's already approved.
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I guess I won't see you at
the Christmas karaoke party.
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Fa-la-la-later.
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Oh, hold on!
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I love that karaoke party.
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I'm supposed to
sing "We Are Family"
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with the boys from Accounting.
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Besides, Johnson
signed the paperwork.
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Bring out the prisoner.
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Hello, Bernice.
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'Sup, ugly?
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Well! Never thought
I'd see your face again.
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Don't you see it
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every time you
look in the mirror?
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I'm in maximum security, Cooper.
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The only mirror I have is the
stainless steel toilet in my room.
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Which is perfect, because
every time I see my reflection,
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I need something
to barf in, anyway!
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Well, I see solitary confinement
hasn't dulled your wit.
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So, what do you want
from me, Beanpole?
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I'm about to tell you, Snotnose.
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Look, I need your
help with something.
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Ha! Help you.
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I wouldn't spit on
you if you were on fire.
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Unless...
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Okay. I'm sorry, but you
are in no position to negotiate.
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Fine, then take me
back to my toilet mirror!
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Um, on the other hand,
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what's a little favor
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amongst two friends who
hate each other's guts?
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What do you want?
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I want a new face.
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Any face. I don't
care if you give me
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three noses and one eye,
or a beak with feathers.
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I just can't stand looking
at this ugly mug anymore.
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Fine. You got it.
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I also want smaller feet.
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Okay, eh, eh.
Get in line, sister.
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Okay, if they had
that procedure...
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I would've done it already.
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Oh, baby, this is good!
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Thank you! I ordered it myself.
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Are you sure about
this lesson, Craig?
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I mean, Ernie sounds
so sad and hungry.
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Nonsense. That's just the
sound of him getting tougher!
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Yeah, but there's no place
for the poor kid to sit down
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because you moved all
the furniture in the garage!
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That's not true. I had
the gardener move it.
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Besides, he can use
Nature's chair... the dirt.
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It just feels cruel.
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Sweetie, I know
what I'm doing, okay?
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Any minute now, he's gonna
start gathering materials
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and build himself
a shelter, watch.
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Well, what about food? I
mean, the kid needs food.
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He's eating my plants, Craig!
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The boy's eating my plants!
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Can't we toss him an
apple or something?
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See, that's the
problem! You coddle him!
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Well, I'm sorry,
but he's my child,
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and I don't want
to watch him suffer!
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Know what? You're right.
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Thank you!
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I don't want to watch
him suffer, either!
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Problem solved!
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Craig Cooper, open that door
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and let our son back
in this house now!
246
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,415
- No!
- I said let him back in!
247
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:53,707
And I said no.
248
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,874
I'm warning you, Craig.
249
00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:59,457
Oh, really? What
are you gonna do?
250
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,083
Can we at least talk about...?
251
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:07,457
That's right. That's right.
252
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:11,707
I'm here to make sure you take no
shortcuts on the path to toughness.
253
00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,875
- Mom kicked you out.
- Yeah.
254
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,458
Get your own dinner!
255
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,290
Yow, what was that?
256
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,874
A tracking device.
257
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,290
If you thought that you were
gonna escape on my watch,
258
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,499
heh, think again!
259
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:37,000
Hmm, well, you may be able to
track me, but you can't catch me.
260
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,875
Aaah!
261
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,415
What the heck was that?
262
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,707
Hmm. Anytime you
want to try something,
263
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,457
I just press this little button
264
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,124
and 300 volts of electricity
265
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,874
will go through your body, yeah.
266
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:57,249
Excuse me, did I
forget to mention that?
267
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,999
Well, on second thought,
268
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,290
I have no place to
be except for prison,
269
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,582
so go ahead... you were saying?
270
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,707
Look, here's the deal, okay?
271
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,082
We're going to dinner tonight,
272
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,332
and I need you to pretend
to be my cousin Cassandra.
273
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,624
She goes to American
University, she's a drummer,
274
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,457
and she's sweet,
kind, and respectful.
275
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,374
Hmm! So she's a real
snooze-fest like you.
276
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,749
Listen, Cassandra
doesn't get all mouthy,
277
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:23,999
okay, or she gets the...
278
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,124
Aah... okay!
279
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,832
I see your point!
280
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,999
Now, listen, we only
have a few hours
281
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,832
before I need to get
you back to prison
282
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,415
before the guard
changes, so listen carefully.
283
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,958
- When you're pretending to be Cassandra...
- Uh... excuse me.
284
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,999
Cassandra? Shouldn't I be you?
285
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,999
Me? No, Byron already knows me.
286
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,874
He's not gonna
think that you're me.
287
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,374
Oh, really? So this boy
288
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,457
knows you better
than your entire family.
289
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,124
Hm, well, I remember
fooling them for two weeks.
290
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,457
In fact, I think the phrase
291
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:02,415
"You're more likeable than ever"
292
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,833
was uttered on more
than one occasion.
293
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,374
Yeah. Yeah. I'm in charge.
294
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,457
I'm in charge, okay,
so you're Cassandra.
295
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,582
KC.
296
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,999
Cassandra.
297
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,874
- KC. KC!
- Cassandra. Cassandra!
298
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:16,999
- KC!
- Cassandra!
299
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,999
Aaah!
300
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,124
You know what? I
just decided on my own
301
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,750
that I'd like to be Cassandra.
302
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,832
Listen, you better be
on your best behavior,
303
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,249
or I swear, no new
face, and I will...
304
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,749
Yeah, yeah, yeah, zap, zap, zap.
305
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,249
Whatever. Let's just get
this over with, Cassandra.
306
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,874
Okay, for the last time,
307
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,290
you're Cassandra, I'm KC.
308
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,582
Fine. We'll do it your way.
309
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,166
Thank you! Ohh!
310
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,332
Hi, Byron!
311
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:59,082
Remember my cousin Cassandra
who you thought didn't exist?
312
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,582
Well, Cousin Cassandra,
who does exist,
313
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,249
meet Byron.
314
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:07,000
Byron, nice to meet you again.
315
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,624
I don't know what to say.
316
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:14,125
Well, you can
start by saying hi.
317
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,874
Sorry. Hi.
318
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,290
KC, I feel like a jerk.
319
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,582
I-I thought you made
this whole thing up,
320
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,583
and yet, here she is!
321
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,874
Here I am!
322
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,332
I'm sorry I called you a liar.
323
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,125
Oh, that's fine.
324
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,208
I'm not really that great
of a person, anyway.
325
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,707
In fact, the more
you get to know me,
326
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,250
the less you'll like me!
327
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,165
Oh...!
328
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,833
I mean, uh...
329
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,583
Apology accepted.
330
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,082
I just can't get over it!
331
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,291
It's like you're
the same person!
332
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,707
Heh. Not quite.
333
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:06,708
We are two very, very,
very different people.
334
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,249
I think he got your point
335
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,291
after the third
or fourth "very."
336
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,457
Really, it's quite
easy to tell us apart.
337
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,415
I'm the one that
thinks life is all about
338
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,499
getting good grades
and playing by the rules.
339
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,249
Mm!
340
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,124
Well, I'm the one who thinks
I can just do whatever I want
341
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,874
and there's no
consequences for my actions!
342
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,124
I'm boring.
343
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,125
I'm obnoxious.
344
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,457
I'm friendless,
345
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,124
and often have bad gas
346
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,290
and blame it on other people.
347
00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,083
Mm...
348
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:46,749
Well, I only have so much patience
with people before I zap them...
349
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:50,416
- Wait...
- with a zinger.
350
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,999
Yup. Yup. Just kidding!
351
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,457
We love each other.
352
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,165
Aw.
353
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,582
Cousin hug?
354
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,624
Yeah!
355
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,750
Love you, cuz!
356
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,332
Aw, that's so nice!
357
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,624
I'm actually really
close with my family, too,
358
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,374
which is something I
guess we have in common.
359
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,332
I need to go to the bathroom.
360
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,582
Oh. Well, then,
I'll just go with you.
361
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,707
Uh, that won't be necessary.
362
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,625
Can do it on my own.
Been doing it for a while now.
363
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,874
But we always go
together, remember?
364
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,124
Not this time.
365
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,874
I need to do this on my own,
366
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,166
if you know what I mean.
367
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,832
Uh, yeah, I do know
what you mean,
368
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,457
which is why I'm going with you.
369
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,457
Uh, Cassandra, chill.
370
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,415
Let her go to the
bathroom by herself.
371
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,749
I mean, it's not like she's an
escaped convict or something!
372
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,374
No, haha!
373
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:52,416
Fine, yeah, go ahead. Just,
uh, make smart choices.
374
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,582
I don't think she has
much of a choice.
375
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,207
You know, usually
once you get inside there,
376
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,416
whatever happens,
happens, you know?
377
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,999
Yeah, so how'd you two meet?
378
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,332
Uh, actually, we're
both honor students,
379
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,582
and we, uh...
380
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,374
Uh, maybe you actually
should go check on KC.
381
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,708
Mm, no, I think she's fine.
382
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,333
Mm-hmm, on second
thought, it never hurts to check.
383
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,583
You're not going anywhere!
384
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,500
Whoa!
385
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,957
Cassandra, are you okay?
386
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,957
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm good.
387
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,499
I'm good, just uh...
388
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,499
turned the faucet up
a little high, and, uh...
389
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,874
sprayed me a little.
390
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,874
A little?
391
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,750
It looks like you didn't
make it to the stall.
392
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:42,707
Where's KC?
393
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:46,457
Uh, she had to leave
unexpectedly, or...
394
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,874
not so unexpectedly.
395
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,957
I can't believe she
blew me off again.
396
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,457
No, she didn't blow you off.
She told me to tell you that...
397
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,457
You know what? I don't care.
398
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,582
Just tell her I said I know
she's hiding something.
399
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,374
What? No, I just
told you. She's...
400
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,374
You know what? Really, I
don't even care what it is.
401
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,707
I'm over her, and you
can tell her that I said so.
402
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,499
Uh! Okay!
403
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,333
Fine! My cousin don't
want you, anyway!
404
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,332
Oh, man, this was
definitely not worth
405
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,750
breaking a maniac out of prison.
406
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:22,207
Oh, sitting on this ground is
starting to make my back hurt.
407
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:26,499
Are you sure it's not just
the pain of toughening up?
408
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,457
This is all your fault.
409
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:31,290
If you weren't so spoiled, I wouldn't
have had to teach you a lesson.
410
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:34,707
Yeah, because it's always
the child's fault that he's spoiled.
411
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,457
The parent has
nothing to do with it.
412
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:40,874
And exactly what
lesson have I learned?
413
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:44,083
That plants and gravel
do not a meal make?
414
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,415
One more word out of you, and...
415
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,457
What, you're gonna
kick me out of the house?
416
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,707
Because it's generally
the people inside the house
417
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,957
who can kick people out of it.
418
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,249
You know what?
419
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,000
I've had enough of this.
420
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,457
I will not...
421
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,415
be locked out...
422
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,750
of my own house!
423
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,458
Uhh!
424
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,458
Yes!
425
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,208
You know the spare key is
actually under that rock, right?
426
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,290
Oh. Sorry.
427
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:26,832
Oh, don't be.
428
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,250
Come here, son.
429
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,749
This is exactly what
I wanted to happen.
430
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,499
See, you're always so laid back.
431
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,249
I wanted you to
be a man of action.
432
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,415
I send you out in the world
433
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,582
and I put you in some
dangerous situations,
434
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,999
and I need to know
you can handle yourself.
435
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,416
And clearly you can.
436
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,165
I'm proud of you, boy!
437
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,624
Thanks, Dad!
438
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,165
So, uh, what are we
telling Mom about the door?
439
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,624
Beats me. That's all you!
440
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:52,875
Man of action.
441
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Mom!
442
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,165
Well, Bernice is gone.
443
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,874
I just ran a facial
recognition scan
444
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,874
of all the security
footage in the area,
445
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,332
and the only face I
found was my own!
446
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:12,582
Apparently, I went to the Olive
Pit with her and left without her,
447
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,207
which I already knew, so...
448
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,332
Well, you know what,
KC, maybe you should've
449
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,124
put some sort of tracker on her.
450
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,457
Oh, really, Marisa! Wow,
why didn't I think of that?
451
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:25,332
I have been the best friend
of a spy for some time now,
452
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,291
so I've learned a
few tricks of the trade.
453
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,832
Marisa, it's not helping,
okay? Seriously, look.
454
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,457
Bernice is dangerous,
okay, and it's all my fault
455
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,457
because I'm the
one who let her out,
456
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,457
and I don't know what to do!
457
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,457
You should've never
broken her out of prison.
458
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,249
What you should've done is put
me in one of those KC disguises
459
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:47,625
like I wore when I had to cover
for you at the Organization.
460
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,249
Marisa, I do not say
this often enough,
461
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,207
but you are a genius!
462
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,582
Yay!
463
00:22:55,583 --> 00:23:00,582
No! I don't wanna go to jail!
464
00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:03,000
Good job, Marisa, you're
coming off really believable!
465
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,957
No! No, no, no! I'm not kidding!
466
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:09,582
I-I-I changed my mind!
I don't wanna be you!
467
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:11,457
I don't wanna go to jail!
468
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,374
Marisa... Uh, mm!
469
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:14,874
Excuse me, Officer,
470
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,582
could you help me
with this prisoner?
471
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,583
Don't make me tase you, Bernice!
472
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,708
No! I thought you
were my friend!
473
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,583
Rob, your name's on TV!
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