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President Trump is addressing the nation
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President Trump is addressing the nation
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President Trump is addressing the nation
tonight, and because we tape earlier in
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tonight, and because we tape earlier in
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tonight, and because we tape earlier in
the day, we don't know yet what he's
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the day, we don't know yet what he's
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the day, we don't know yet what he's
going to say or which museum will be
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going to say or which museum will be
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going to say or which museum will be
putting his name on. But, come on,
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putting his name on. But, come on,
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putting his name on. But, come on,
Museum of African-American History and
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Museum of African-American History and
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Museum of African-American History and
Culture.
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But, there is one person who does know
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But, there is one person who does know
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But, there is one person who does know
what's in the speech, and he sure is
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what's in the speech, and he sure is
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what's in the speech, and he sure is
making the most of it.
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making the most of it.
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making the most of it.
>> Trump's long-time teleprompter operator
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>> Trump's long-time teleprompter operator
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>> Trump's long-time teleprompter operator
is accused of using inside knowledge to
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is accused of using inside knowledge to
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is accused of using inside knowledge to
cash in on prediction markets, allegedly
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cash in on prediction markets, allegedly
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cash in on prediction markets, allegedly
making more than a hundred thousand
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making more than a hundred thousand
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making more than a hundred thousand
dollars by betting on what the president
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dollars by betting on what the president
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dollars by betting on what the president
would or would not say.
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would or would not say.
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would or would not say.
>> Honestly, respect. You know what I'm
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>> Honestly, respect. You know what I'm
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>> Honestly, respect. You know what I'm
saying?
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saying?
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saying?
Oh, I know people are going to say it's
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Oh, I know people are going to say it's
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Oh, I know people are going to say it's
cheating if he knows what words are in
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cheating if he knows what words are in
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cheating if he knows what words are in
the prompter, but with Trump, that's not
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the prompter, but with Trump, that's not
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the prompter, but with Trump, that's not
a sure thing.
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a sure thing.
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a sure thing.
For example, let's say he puts a bet
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For example, let's say he puts a bet
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For example, let's say he puts a bet
down that Trump is going to read the
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down that Trump is going to read the
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down that Trump is going to read the
word magnificent in a speech.
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word magnificent in a speech.
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word magnificent in a speech.
>> And just across the bridge in front of
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>> And just across the bridge in front of
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>> And just across the bridge in front of
Arlington Cemetery, we're building a
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Arlington Cemetery, we're building a
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Arlington Cemetery, we're building a
magnifice- really beautiful.
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magnifice- really beautiful.
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magnifice- really beautiful.
>> Does that count?
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>> Does that count?
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>> Does that count?
Does that count?
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Does that count?
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Does that count?
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> I hope it does cuz I put a 200 large on
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>> I hope it does cuz I put a 200 large on
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>> I hope it does cuz I put a 200 large on
it.
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it.
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it.
Now, obviously, using a teleprompter to
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Now, obviously, using a teleprompter to
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Now, obviously, using a teleprompter to
win bets is a recipe for trouble. I
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win bets is a recipe for trouble. I
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win bets is a recipe for trouble. I
mean, I read from a prompter, and I know
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mean, I read from a prompter, and I know
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mean, I read from a prompter, and I know
our operator would never purple bananas
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our operator would never purple bananas
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our operator would never purple bananas
purple bananas purple bananas. GOD DAMN
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purple bananas purple bananas. GOD DAMN
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purple bananas purple bananas. GOD DAMN
IT, CHRISTINA.
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BUT, I assume Trump is cool with this. I
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BUT, I assume Trump is cool with this. I
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BUT, I assume Trump is cool with this. I
mean, game recognize game.
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mean, game recognize game.
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mean, game recognize game.
>> He's on unpaid administrative leave
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>> He's on unpaid administrative leave
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>> He's on unpaid administrative leave
right now. There are very strict ethical
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right now. There are very strict ethical
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right now. There are very strict ethical
guidelines here at the White House.
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>> But,
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did she just say there are very strict
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did she just say there are very strict
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did she just say there are very strict
ethical guidelines at the White House?
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ethical guidelines at the White House?
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ethical guidelines at the White House?
This is like claiming that Love Island
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This is like claiming that Love Island
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This is like claiming that Love Island
has a dress code.
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has a dress code.
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has a dress code.
Nice try.
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Nice try.
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Nice try.
Let's move on to someone in the West
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Let's move on to someone in the West
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Let's move on to someone in the West
Wing who's slightly less important than
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Wing who's slightly less important than
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Wing who's slightly less important than
the prompter guy, J.D. Vance, vice
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the prompter guy, J.D. Vance, vice
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the prompter guy, J.D. Vance, vice
president and the weak link in your
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president and the weak link in your
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president and the weak link in your
improv group.
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improv group.
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improv group.
He's been on the podcast circuit lately
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He's been on the podcast circuit lately
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He's been on the podcast circuit lately
to plug his memoir and share a bit about
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to plug his memoir and share a bit about
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to plug his memoir and share a bit about
himself, but I feel like he's
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himself, but I feel like he's
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himself, but I feel like he's
oversharing.
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oversharing.
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oversharing.
>> The thing I couldn't get over Biden is
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>> The thing I couldn't get over Biden is
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>> The thing I couldn't get over Biden is
the way that he ate ice cream.
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the way that he ate ice cream.
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the way that he ate ice cream.
I mean, it's like, you know, we could
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I mean, it's like, you know, we could
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I mean, it's like, you know, we could
bring some of this stuff up, but it's
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bring some of this stuff up, but it's
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bring some of this stuff up, but it's
like they would get him eating ice cream
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like they would get him eating ice cream
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like they would get him eating ice cream
in the most ridiculous suggestive way
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in the most ridiculous suggestive way
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in the most ridiculous suggestive way
imaginable.
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imaginable.
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imaginable.
>> Suggestive? I mean,
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>> Suggestive? I mean,
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>> Suggestive? I mean,
I remember seeing Joe Biden eating ice
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I remember seeing Joe Biden eating ice
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I remember seeing Joe Biden eating ice
cream, but I remember pitching a tent
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cream, but I remember pitching a tent
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cream, but I remember pitching a tent
over it. I
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Do you ever meet someone with a kink and
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Do you ever meet someone with a kink and
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Do you ever meet someone with a kink and
they assume you have it, too? Man.
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they assume you have it, too? Man.
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they assume you have it, too? Man.
Man, look at that goat just teasing us.
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But if you actually look at Joe Biden
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But if you actually look at Joe Biden
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But if you actually look at Joe Biden
eating ice cream, there's nothing
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eating ice cream, there's nothing
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eating ice cream, there's nothing
suggestive about it. I mean, look at
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suggestive about it. I mean, look at
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suggestive about it. I mean, look at
this. The man uses his teeth.
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this. The man uses his teeth.
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this. The man uses his teeth.
He's biting IT LIKE A SHARK.
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EITHER J.D. VANCE DOESN'T know what he's
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EITHER J.D. VANCE DOESN'T know what he's
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EITHER J.D. VANCE DOESN'T know what he's
talking about, or I've been giving blow
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talking about, or I've been giving blow
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talking about, or I've been giving blow
jobs wrong THIS WHOLE TIME.
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>> [cheering and applause]
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>> BUT ROCKY ROAD ISN'T VANCE'S only sexual
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>> BUT ROCKY ROAD ISN'T VANCE'S only sexual
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>> BUT ROCKY ROAD ISN'T VANCE'S only sexual
food hangup. You know how politicians
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food hangup. You know how politicians
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food hangup. You know how politicians
are always being photographed awkwardly
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are always being photographed awkwardly
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are always being photographed awkwardly
eating food at a state fair? J.D. is not
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eating food at a state fair? J.D. is not
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eating food at a state fair? J.D. is not
going to let that happen to him.
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going to let that happen to him.
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going to let that happen to him.
>> You'd have to be a very manly man to be
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>> You'd have to be a very manly man to be
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>> You'd have to be a very manly man to be
able to eat a confidently confidently
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able to eat a confidently confidently
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able to eat a confidently confidently
eat a corn dog.
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eat a corn dog.
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eat a corn dog.
>> I don't know that I could do it, Joe.
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>> I don't know that I could do it, Joe.
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>> I don't know that I could do it, Joe.
>> I eat them. They're good.
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>> I eat them. They're good.
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>> I eat them. They're good.
>> Yeah, but
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>> Yeah, but
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>> Yeah, but
>> They taste good.
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>> They taste good.
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>> They taste good.
>> Are you photo- I love corn dogs.
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>> Are you photo- I love corn dogs.
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>> Are you photo- I love corn dogs.
>> I try I try to eat my corn dogs. That's
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>> I try I try to eat my corn dogs. That's
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>> I try I try to eat my corn dogs. That's
between That's between me and my uh my
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between That's between me and my uh my
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between That's between me and my uh my
kitchen.
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>> That's between you and your kitchen?
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>> That's between you and your kitchen?
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>> That's between you and your kitchen?
Yeah, that's right. J.D.'s not one of
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Yeah, that's right. J.D.'s not one of
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Yeah, that's right. J.D.'s not one of
those losers eating corn dogs in public.
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those losers eating corn dogs in public.
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those losers eating corn dogs in public.
He's eating his corn dogs alone over his
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He's eating his corn dogs alone over his
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He's eating his corn dogs alone over his
sink in the dark. Who's making a fool of
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sink in the dark. Who's making a fool of
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sink in the dark. Who's making a fool of
himself now?
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Why do you have this gay panic, dude?
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Why do you have this gay panic, dude?
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Why do you have this gay panic, dude?
Nobody's going to think the corn dog is
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Nobody's going to think the corn dog is
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Nobody's going to think the corn dog is
a penis.
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a penis.
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a penis.
I mean, it's a hot dog, so there is some
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I mean, it's a hot dog, so there is some
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I mean, it's a hot dog, so there is some
rat penis in there, but it's not like in
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rat penis in there, but it's not like in
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rat penis in there, but it's not like in
a gay way.
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a gay way.
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a gay way.
But J.D. Vance wasn't just there to list
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But J.D. Vance wasn't just there to list
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But J.D. Vance wasn't just there to list
his top 10 most arousing foods. He also
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his top 10 most arousing foods. He also
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his top 10 most arousing foods. He also
clued Joe Rogan in on the US strategy
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clued Joe Rogan in on the US strategy
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clued Joe Rogan in on the US strategy
for the war in Iran.
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for the war in Iran.
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for the war in Iran.
>> We're not just going to do something
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>> We're not just going to do something
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>> We're not just going to do something
open-ended indefinitely. We're not just
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open-ended indefinitely. We're not just
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open-ended indefinitely. We're not just
going to bomb and bomb and bomb. We're
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going to bomb and bomb and bomb. We're
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going to bomb and bomb and bomb. We're
going to try to use our military force
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going to try to use our military force
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going to try to use our military force
as one of the many tools that we have to
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as one of the many tools that we have to
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as one of the many tools that we have to
solve the problem.
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solve the problem.
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solve the problem.
>> Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Our military
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>> Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Our military
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>> Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Our military
shouldn't just be used to bomb without
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shouldn't just be used to bomb without
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shouldn't just be used to bomb without
any strategy. Great idea, J.D. Oh, quick
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any strategy. Great idea, J.D. Oh, quick
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any strategy. Great idea, J.D. Oh, quick
suggestion. Instead of flying to Austin
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suggestion. Instead of flying to Austin
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suggestion. Instead of flying to Austin
to tell it to this podcaster, why don't
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to tell it to this podcaster, why don't
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to tell it to this podcaster, why don't
you walk down the hall and tell it to
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you walk down the hall and tell it to
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you walk down the hall and tell it to
your boss, the president of THE UNITED
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your boss, the president of THE UNITED
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your boss, the president of THE UNITED
STATES?
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STATES?
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STATES?
>> [cheering]
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[applause]
[cheering]
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>> BECAUSE SO FAR, HIS STRATEGY is bomb,
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>> BECAUSE SO FAR, HIS STRATEGY is bomb,
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>> BECAUSE SO FAR, HIS STRATEGY is bomb,
and I like your strategy of don't do
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and I like your strategy of don't do
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and I like your strategy of don't do
bomb, which I hope is for strategic
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bomb, which I hope is for strategic
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bomb, which I hope is for strategic
reasons and not just because the shape
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reasons and not just because the shape
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reasons and not just because the shape
of a missile makes you uncomfortably
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of a missile makes you uncomfortably
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of a missile makes you uncomfortably
horny.
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horny.
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horny.
Now, you might be wondering, does this
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Now, you might be wondering, does this
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Now, you might be wondering, does this
guy even know that he's the vice
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guy even know that he's the vice
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guy even know that he's the vice
president? Don't worry, he knows.
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president? Don't worry, he knows.
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president? Don't worry, he knows.
>> Like, my life is
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>> Like, my life is
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>> Like, my life is
dude, totally transformed.
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dude, totally transformed.
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>> [snorts]
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>> [snorts]
>> I don't go to the grocery store anymore.
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>> I don't go to the grocery store anymore.
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>> I don't go to the grocery store anymore.
People go to the grocery store for me.
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People go to the grocery store for me.
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People go to the grocery store for me.
>> Dude, that's awesome. Um
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>> Dude, that's awesome. Um
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>> Dude, that's awesome. Um
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> maybe you should go to the grocery
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>> maybe you should go to the grocery
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>> maybe you should go to the grocery
store. You might learn some stuff. Like,
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store. You might learn some stuff. Like,
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store. You might learn some stuff. Like,
oh, we're being is always $85? No, they
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oh, we're being is always $85? No, they
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oh, we're being is always $85? No, they
weren't.
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weren't.
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weren't.
And it's actually your job to fix it.
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And it's actually your job to fix it.
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And it's actually your job to fix it.
But still, the vice president wants
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But still, the vice president wants
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But still, the vice president wants
people to know that even though he
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people to know that even though he
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people to know that even though he
doesn't do his own grocery shopping,
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doesn't do his own grocery shopping,
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doesn't do his own grocery shopping,
he's still J.D. from the block.
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he's still J.D. from the block.
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he's still J.D. from the block.
>> But it can become the sort of thing that
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>> But it can become the sort of thing that
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>> But it can become the sort of thing that
if you internalize it, you start to be
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if you internalize it, you start to be
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if you internalize it, you start to be
an entitled
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an entitled
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an entitled
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. You see, he's self-aware. Don't
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>> Yeah. You see, he's self-aware. Don't
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>> Yeah. You see, he's self-aware. Don't
forget, this
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forget, this
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forget, this
this guy is from rural Ohio. He grew up
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this guy is from rural Ohio. He grew up
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this guy is from rural Ohio. He grew up
poor. So, he's not about to exploit his
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poor. So, he's not about to exploit his
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poor. So, he's not about to exploit his
new-found privilege at taxpayers'
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new-found privilege at taxpayers'
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new-found privilege at taxpayers'
expense, right?
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expense, right?
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expense, right?
Right?
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Right?
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Right?
>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
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>> [laughter]
>> Right?
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>> Right?
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>> Right?
>> Some of the Secret Service agents
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>> Some of the Secret Service agents
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>> Some of the Secret Service agents
assigned to protect Vice President J.D.
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assigned to protect Vice President J.D.
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assigned to protect Vice President J.D.
Vance say they're quote fed up with his
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Vance say they're quote fed up with his
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Vance say they're quote fed up with his
personal and family travel requests.
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personal and family travel requests.
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personal and family travel requests.
>> Just last Thursday, the family demanded
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>> Just last Thursday, the family demanded
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>> Just last Thursday, the family demanded
that agents join a military helicopter
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that agents join a military helicopter
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that agents join a military helicopter
crew to fly his young son to his golf
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crew to fly his young son to his golf
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crew to fly his young son to his golf
lesson across town. They have also used
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lesson across town. They have also used
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lesson across town. They have also used
the choppers to house hunts in Virginia.
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the choppers to house hunts in Virginia.
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the choppers to house hunts in Virginia.
>> All right.
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>> All right.
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>> All right.
Now, first off, if you're trying to get
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Now, first off, if you're trying to get
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Now, first off, if you're trying to get
the best deal on a new house, maybe
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the best deal on a new house, maybe
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the best deal on a new house, maybe
don't show up in a helicopter.
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don't show up in a helicopter.
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don't show up in a helicopter.
I CAN'T GO OVER 1.5. MONEY'S TIGHT. I
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I CAN'T GO OVER 1.5. MONEY'S TIGHT. I
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I CAN'T GO OVER 1.5. MONEY'S TIGHT. I
SAID MONEY IS TIGHT.
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IT'S THE SECRET SERVICE WHO BLEW THE
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IT'S THE SECRET SERVICE WHO BLEW THE
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IT'S THE SECRET SERVICE WHO BLEW THE
WHISTLE. Do you know how overbearing you
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WHISTLE. Do you know how overbearing you
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WHISTLE. Do you know how overbearing you
have to be if the people who signed up
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have to be if the people who signed up
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have to be if the people who signed up
to take a bullet for you are like,
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to take a bullet for you are like,
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to take a bullet for you are like,
"Woof, this guy is a diva."
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Let's move on to Pete Hegseth, Secretary
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Let's move on to Pete Hegseth, Secretary
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Let's move on to Pete Hegseth, Secretary
of Defense and the personification of
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of Defense and the personification of
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of Defense and the personification of
suns out, guns out.
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suns out, guns out.
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suns out, guns out.
Because he has nothing else going on
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Because he has nothing else going on
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Because he has nothing else going on
right now, he came out with an important
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right now, he came out with an important
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right now, he came out with an important
message for the troops.
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message for the troops.
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message for the troops.
>> We have the most elite warriors on the
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>> We have the most elite warriors on the
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>> We have the most elite warriors on the
face of the earth. While we invest
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face of the earth. While we invest
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face of the earth. While we invest
heavily in our weapon systems,
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heavily in our weapon systems,
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heavily in our weapon systems,
platforms, and gear, our most decisive
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platforms, and gear, our most decisive
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platforms, and gear, our most decisive
tactical advantage will always be the
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tactical advantage will always be the
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tactical advantage will always be the
individual warfighter. We have a sacred
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individual warfighter. We have a sacred
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individual warfighter. We have a sacred
duty to maintain that advantage, which
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duty to maintain that advantage, which
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duty to maintain that advantage, which
is why we must constantly look for new
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is why we must constantly look for new
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is why we must constantly look for new
ways to optimize your performance, your
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ways to optimize your performance, your
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ways to optimize your performance, your
resilience, and your long-term health.
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resilience, and your long-term health.
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resilience, and your long-term health.
>> Awesome. And I thought this guy was just
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>> Awesome. And I thought this guy was just
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>> Awesome. And I thought this guy was just
a walking word salad of military
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a walking word salad of military
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a walking word salad of military
cliches, but no, he cares about the
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cliches, but no, he cares about the
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cliches, but no, he cares about the
troops. And there's so much to do. We
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troops. And there's so much to do. We
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troops. And there's so much to do. We
could fix the VA, give our troops some
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could fix the VA, give our troops some
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could fix the VA, give our troops some
mental health care. For once, I could
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mental health care. For once, I could
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mental health care. For once, I could
feel good about where our money is
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feel good about where our money is
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feel good about where our money is
going. So, what's the priority here,
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going. So, what's the priority here,
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going. So, what's the priority here,
Petey?
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Petey?
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Petey?
>> Today, I'm authorizing a new screening
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>> Today, I'm authorizing a new screening
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>> Today, I'm authorizing a new screening
program for testosterone deficiency for
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program for testosterone deficiency for
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program for testosterone deficiency for
our servicemen, ensuring you have the
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our servicemen, ensuring you have the
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our servicemen, ensuring you have the
right testosterone levels to operate at
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right testosterone levels to operate at
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right testosterone levels to operate at
your absolute best.
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your absolute best.
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your absolute best.
>> Hell yeah.
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>> Hell yeah.
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>> Hell yeah.
This Secretary of War
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This Secretary of War
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This Secretary of War
ups policy a lot. It's kind of a
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ups policy a lot. It's kind of a
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ups policy a lot. It's kind of a
problem. So wait, am I understanding
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problem. So wait, am I understanding
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problem. So wait, am I understanding
this correctly? He thinks the biggest
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this correctly? He thinks the biggest
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this correctly? He thinks the biggest
problem facing troops is low T? Wait,
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problem facing troops is low T? Wait,
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problem facing troops is low T? Wait,
are the Marines pulling the trigger with
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are the Marines pulling the trigger with
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are the Marines pulling the trigger with
their rock hard
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You know, every time you look at what
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You know, every time you look at what
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You know, every time you look at what
this administration is up to, you always
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this administration is up to, you always
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this administration is up to, you always
find the most insane combination of
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find the most insane combination of
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find the most insane combination of
audacity and stupidity. But after all
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audacity and stupidity. But after all
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audacity and stupidity. But after all
this time, I do think there's something
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this time, I do think there's something
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this time, I do think there's something
we can do about it. All it takes is
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we can do about it. All it takes is
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we can do about it. All it takes is
purple bananas, purple bananas, purple
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purple bananas, purple bananas, purple
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purple bananas, purple bananas, purple
bananas.
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