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Oh, look.
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There's your girlfriend.
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She's not my... Almost got me there.
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Almost. She's got this idea.
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You might be... What? In love with me.
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In love with you?
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Well, you don't have to say it like
that.
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Promise me you will stay away from
Carol.
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She's my friend.
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I'm begging you. The last thing you need
is to get between two lesbians.
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or one and a half lesbians or whatever
Carol is right now. I'm not going to be
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a fucking game show host.
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This could be serious money for you. And
right now, you need serious money.
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I don't have to like you. You don't have
to like me.
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Not to worry. We are professional.
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Like two old whores. Who won't we fuck?
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I'm excited about this.
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I know you are.
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By the way, enjoy this, because it's the
last time I'm meeting you here. I think
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it's fun.
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Fun doesn't usually smell like this. So
you pick a place. Well, you have to
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agree, it's insane.
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At what point can we stop living in fear
of your girlfriend?
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Excuse me.
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Hi. Would you give us a moment, please?
We're kind of using the space.
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I am just... I am just... I am just...
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All
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right.
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I am just... Tomorrow morning, I am
going on a hike by myself alone.
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7.30, our usual spot.
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Do with that what you need.
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Okay, gotcha.
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Let me say this.
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Life was simpler before you became a
lesbian.
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A lesbian?
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I'm not a lesbian.
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Really? What would you call it? I don't
know. I feel uncomfortable with labels.
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Well, label or not, if you open a can
and there's beans in it...
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It's a can of beans.
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Where were you?
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Oh, just...
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Once the contestants are in the boxes,
we begin the questioning.
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Okay. You ask them questions. If they
get them right, they get points.
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By the way, it's obviously too late for
the pilot, but if this thing goes, maybe
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think about a few trips to the gym.
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I'd fucking go to the gym.
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Yeah, well, maybe less with the juice
bar and more with the machines.
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Just saying.
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Seriously? This is coming from you?
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Just saying.
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I'm not the one in front of the camera.
I don't have to be pretty. Mission
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accomplished.
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Gentlemen.
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Yeah. Sorry. Go on.
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The contestants can use their advantages
to it.
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A, they can acquire necessities for
themselves.
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Like a blanket, a chair, food. Or B,
they can use their advantages to punish
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the other contestants. They can make the
other boxes colder, hotter, or fill them
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with bugs.
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Really? Bugs? Oh, yeah, yeah. They
always go for the bugs.
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And then you say, release the bugs, and
the audience goes, release the bugs!
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And then you do not want to be in that
fucking box.
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Jesus. Can they get out? The bugs or the
people?
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Either.
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No.
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Okay, don't look.
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But there's a guy who has been staring
at you for the last ten minutes.
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Me? Uh-huh. Oh, he's getting up.
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He's coming over here. And if it's who I
think it is...
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Carol? It is.
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That's totally fair. I'm so sorry to
interrupt. I just, I had to say hello.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi.
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Um, Helen Bash, Castor Soda. Oh, it's
nice to finally meet you. You too. How's
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my old office? I bet you're still
picking pills out of the rug. Just like
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Liza Minnelli's dressing room.
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Um, I also wanted to apologize for... I
don't even know where to start.
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What I put this poor woman through, I'm
sure she's told you. Maybe a few
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colorful highlights.
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Oh, I was a nightmare.
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But you were amazing through all of it.
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Wow.
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You seem like you're doing much better
now. Much. I'm back on my meds. I even
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started some new meds. Couldn't hurt.
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No argument there.
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Well, I'm happy you're doing well.
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Actually, really well.
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I'm not supposed to say, but I just
found out I'm going to be running the
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CW. No.
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What happened to... No, he's going over
to ABC.
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It's all very hush-hush still. They're
going to be making the announcement next
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week. Wow.
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Congratulations. Thanks. I know. It's
crazy.
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Better that kind of crazy than my usual.
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Anyway,
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I'll let you get back to it. Again, I
just wanted to say I'm so sorry, Fred.
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It's fine.
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It's not. No, but thank you for saying
something.
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Take care.
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Nice meeting you. You too.
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Five second rule.
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Three, four, five. Holy shit. Bet you
didn't see that coming. They're letting
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him run a network again?
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They rolled him out of ours strapped to
a thing like Hannibal Lecter. By the
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way, he's much hotter in person.
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Yeah, he's dreamy.
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Or a guy.
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Please. Wow. Thank you. No.
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Ech. Period.
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We should get a check.
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Hello.
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Hey, it's me. Can you talk?
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Uh, sure.
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I have a question for you. I couldn't
ask in front of Helen. And I may be way
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out of line here, but... I'd like to
offer you a job. I'm actually seeing
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someone. I'm sorry, what?
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What? I didn't hear what you said.
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You're offering me a job?
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Yes. I'd love for you to be my number
two again.
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They said I can bring in anyone I want.
I'll pay you twice what you're getting
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now.
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I need you here.
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I'm really flattered.
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But I'm very happy where I am. I love
working for Helen.
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I could never, literally twice.
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I want you to be happy.
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No, no, I can't. Look, I get that you
have trepidations. How could you not?
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But I still think we could make a hell
of a team.
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I promise I can be the person you
thought I was.
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Even though I... At least think about
it. If it's a no, I totally understand.
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But until it is, I'm hoping it's a yes.
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So excited about tomorrow night?
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So depressed and morose about tomorrow
night?
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There you go.
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What exactly is this game?
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It's just seven idiots trying to stay
inside these boxes for 17 weeks.
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They're in the boxes the whole time?
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Yep. Dear God, why would someone do
that?
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Money, to be on TV.
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I know, it's crazy.
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Although... What?
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Well, you're willing to be a game show
host for money and to be on TV.
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It's a little bit different.
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Is it?
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Well, for one thing, I'm making a
shitload a month.
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Well, I'm sure for them, whatever
they're getting is a shitload of money.
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Yeah, well, I'm not stuck in a box.
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What?
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Not literal box, but you're trapped
doing this thing you don't want to do in
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front of everybody.
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No way out.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. I just think it's ironic.
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You know what else is ironic?
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What?
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That's not actually what irony is.
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Look at you all gutsy. I wasn't sure you
were going to turn up.
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I know.
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It's like all those years sneaking
around with married guys.
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Kind of makes me feel alive again.
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Also, Helen's in New York at an
affiliate meeting.
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So not that gutsy. Oh, so what?
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Look, I swore I would never give you
advice again. Nobody believes that.
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Well, good, because if you take this job
with Carter, you're as crazy as he is.
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First of all, it's twice the money.
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No.
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It might be good for me and Helen not to
be together all the time. Oh, no.
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It's a brilliant plan.
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You going to work for your male
ex-lover?
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That won't feed her already spectacular
paranoia. I'm just saying, I think...
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Hi, girls.
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What a warm welcome.
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Oh, God.
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What are you doing here? I think the
question is, what are you doing here?
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What are we both?
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Look, this is not what you think. It has
never been what you think. This is just
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a bloody haircut. It's not like I'm
wearing a strap-on on my head.
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Oh, pubie, I swear, there is nothing
going on. It's just two friends on a
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hike. Bullshit.
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Two friends do not sneak off on a hike.
And you can drop the pubie. Probably for
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the best.
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You said you were going to be at a
breakfast meeting this morning. Well,
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you said you were in New York. And look
what happened.
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You know what?
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It doesn't matter.
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I'm done.
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You can have her.
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I don't want her. I don't want her
either.
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Oh, come on. What I want is all your
shit out of my house.
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Can we please? Today.
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Your cheap moisturizer, your stupid
sleep goggles, and especially that
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fucking scrunchie.
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Really?
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Okay. And I would like my ankle bracelet
back.
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Seriously?
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Okay.
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And I believe that's my top?
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Fine. I'll bring it to the office. Now.
Now?
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Now.
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No. Now.
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Okay.
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Here you go.
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My bra. Oh, come on. You want to start
with me? Give her the bra. What?
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Bra.
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She's all yours.
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I'm fine.
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Securing the boxes.
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Up 10%. Securing the boxes.
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Hey, there's our star.
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What's with the vest?
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What do you mean?
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The vest.
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I never approved that. I didn't approve
of what you approved.
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Seriously? Lose the vest.
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I like the vest.
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No, I'm telling you, the vest is not
your friend. It's classy. It's
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thickening. It's Armani. Well, then let
him fucking wear it. I gotta say, I'm
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looking at my reflection on your
forehead, and I think I look good.
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Trust me on this.
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I've got your best interests at heart.
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Okay.
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Appreciate it.
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Can't stop her.
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Well, look who's here with Downton
Abbey.
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Why, why, why, why, why?
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Come here.
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I heard about the new show.
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Very exciting. Tell me.
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Well, it's a project we actually
developed in England, and everyone loved
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it, but nothing seemed to be happening.
And then, remarkably... Sounds great.
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Excuse me a second.
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Mrs. Banch.
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Oh, Mr.
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McEden.
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So, how's it going?
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Fantastic. You and Matt having fun?
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Oh, he's terrific.
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Really? You're happy?
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Happy isn't even the word.
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Oh. That's what I wanted to hear.
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My God.
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Did you see that look she just gave you?
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What look?
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Seriously. I'm surprised it didn't leave
a mark.
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Is there still that insanity about you
and Carol?
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Okay, there's something I need to tell
you.
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What?
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And FYI, I will be forced to remind you
of all the times you didn't listen to
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me. Oh, shit.
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I was on a hike with Carol this morning.
Bloody hell, I told you not to... This
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would be the moment when I remind you of
all the things... Yeah, yeah, yeah,
252
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yeah.
253
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We came around a bend in the trail
and... No!
254
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She may as well have been wearing a
hockey mask and carrying a machete.
255
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Do we still have a show?
256
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Maybe you do. Jesus Christ. Hi, kids.
Oh, perfect.
257
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How was the rest of your day? Great.
258
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He knows.
259
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,900
Oh, it was a fucking nightmare. She
hates me.
260
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,150
Shit, she just saw us with you. Get
away, get away.
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00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:43,670
Go.
262
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:50,730
Hey.
263
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:53,710
So, what is going on with you and Helen?
264
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,290
What? What?
265
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,130
It's like Frozen without the songs.
266
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Don't tell me it's over.
267
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,450
What's over?
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Okay, no offense, but you stay here.
269
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,579
So? I was right.
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It's a dark night in Girl Town.
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Jesus. Yep.
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Get ready for a big, fat mess.
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Speaking of which, where's Myra?
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I haven't seen her.
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Huh.
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That's it. Keep pushing.
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You made it. Don't you look sharp?
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Yeah. You like the vest?
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It's terrific.
280
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:03,669
Very sippy.
281
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:07,830
Yeah, well, that asshole won't let me
wear it. I don't even let you.
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00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:09,390
It's your show, too.
283
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,470
Hmm. What are you doing?
284
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:17,110
What are you doing? What a stirring shit
all over the place today.
285
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,850
We're starting in two, everyone.
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Starting in two.
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Matt, I need you backstage.
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Here we go.
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Have fun. That sucks.
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All right.
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You look like a terrific audience.
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Have a good show.
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I'm sorry, Miss Rance.
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You can't stand here.
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Oh, sorry.
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Better? No.
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You can't stand anywhere.
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Mrs. Bash would like you off the stage.
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No problem, that's fine.
300
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Okay.
301
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Hi, it's me.
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If it's still available, I'll take the
job.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Is everybody ready?
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Here we go, people.
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In five, four, three, go camera one.
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Seven people.
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17 weeks.
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Only one will beat the box.
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Camera two. Camera one. Matt, go for it.
On its mark.
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I'm trying to quit.
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I really am.
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Roll one.
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Welcome to the box. Camera one, go.
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How you doing?
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00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,470
Ah, glad we got that out of the way.
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Camera one, stand by. Yep.
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Going to camera one.
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00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:21,370
Hey, Eric.
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00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,190
Hey. A little chilly in there?
321
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,470
A little bit. I bet.
322
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:29,190
So, okay, you've got 17 advantages, more
than anyone else so far.
323
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:33,110
You can use them to buy something for
yourself, like Mike and Kelly did.
324
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,490
Let's see what's left on the board.
325
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:41,050
Somehow I'm thinking we don't need an
umbrella or a mystery novel, but a coat.
326
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:45,130
Ooh, how's a nice, comfy down coat sound
right now?
327
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,410
Sounds real good.
328
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:51,150
Or you can use your advantages to
disadvantage one of your fellow
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00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,230
contestants. Maybe get back at Claire.
330
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:54,490
Just saying.
331
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:57,190
You can make someone's box ten degrees
hotter.
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00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:03,480
We've still got feather, stinky cheese,
Gilbert Gottfried,
333
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:08,880
and with 17 advantages, just enough to
release the bugs.
334
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:17,320
There's the bugs.
335
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,459
There's the bugs.
336
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,180
Someone make sure Gilbert's ready. You
got it.
337
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,220
Matt?
338
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:31,980
I would like to spend all my advantages
to release the bugs on Claire.
339
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,460
Wow, okay.
340
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,880
Hey, Pete, love the tuck.
341
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,020
Hi, Claire.
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00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,640
Hi.
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00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,040
This is what happens when you take a
guy's pants.
344
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,000
So Eric went for the bugs.
345
00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:51,730
You like bugs?
346
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:55,750
I really don't. I can't wait to meet the
person who says yeah to that question.
347
00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:02,250
So, you have a choice. You can become
roommates with a bunch of creepy, crawly
348
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:06,510
guys, or you can ask me to open your box
and forfeit the game.
349
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:08,630
What's it going to be?
350
00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:15,350
Go for the bugs.
351
00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:16,710
Go for the fucking bugs.
352
00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:18,290
Five seconds.
353
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,560
I can't do it. I really hate bugs.
354
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,920
Please, open my box.
355
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,280
I'm sure.
356
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:40,560
Open my box.
357
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:43,860
Okay.
358
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,000
six aren't going to give up so easily.
359
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:55,460
We'll find out right after this.
360
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,260
We're back in five, everyone.
361
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:07,560
We're going to change that line, right?
She can't really ask me to open her box.
362
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,280
Can we keep this audience?
363
00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:25,590
the fucking best.
364
00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:30,610
I like this. Yeah, well, when this is
done, we gotta set some fucking ground
365
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,790
rules. Definitely.
366
00:23:32,550 --> 00:23:34,470
Somehow you got the idea that I work for
you.
367
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:36,070
Yeah, and what idea do you have?
368
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:37,910
Look around.
369
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:38,970
Are you the show?
370
00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:40,090
Or am I the show?
371
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,410
If they got rid of you, who gives a
shit?
372
00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:43,810
There's a hundred of you.
373
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:46,490
We'll just open up another box of short,
fat producers.
374
00:23:48,850 --> 00:23:51,230
All right. You and I need to have a
little talk.
375
00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:53,050
Fine.
376
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,640
You don't think you're replaceable?
377
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,120
Wake up.
378
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:03,520
This isn't ten years ago. You're a guy
who used to be. You're a rerun. You're
379
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:08,480
hosting a fucking game show. Look up.
Way up there. You know what that is?
380
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,520
That's the top of the barrel.
381
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:13,560
Listen, you big bag of assholes.
382
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:15,640
You don't tell me what to do.
383
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,040
Really? Really. Really. You bring
nothing to this.
384
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,280
Fuck you.
385
00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:27,990
All right, you know what? If we're going
to do this piece of crap, I don't want
386
00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:28,889
to see your face.
387
00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:29,469
Oh, really?
388
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:30,790
Really. Really? Really.
389
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:35,010
Really? You don't talk to me. You don't
look at me. You can take your hugs and
390
00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,770
your annoying laugh and your teeny tiny
dick.
391
00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:39,190
Oh, yeah?
392
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:40,390
Jamie told me.
393
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:43,770
You'd think having only one bar would
make it look bigger, but apparently not
394
00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:45,730
so much. Fuck you. No, fuck you!
395
00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:47,010
You know what?
396
00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:50,510
Actually, I already fucked you. You know
your NBC pilot?
397
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,350
Who do you think? Told Elliot Salad
about it. What?
398
00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:55,490
Why do you think they picked up books?
399
00:24:56,070 --> 00:25:00,590
Oh yeah, that's my tiny dick in your
ass, my friend.
400
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:02,630
Somehow,
401
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:07,810
I feel like we've seen this show before.
402
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:09,790
Like that?
403
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:34,920
Securing the bus.
404
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,000
Release the bus!
405
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,320
Release the bus!
406
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,940
Release the bus!
407
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,300
Release the bus!
408
00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:53,440
Release the bus! Release the bus!
409
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,080
Release the bus!
410
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,820
Release the bus!
411
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,840
Give us each a pony. Why would she kill
the show in person? It's something they
412
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,500
do over the phone. Not if she wants to
see the look on your face.
413
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,620
Maybe Carol knows something.
414
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,480
This is her office, isn't it?
415
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,460
I think so.
416
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,020
I'm Carol Rance.
417
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:48,460
I'm starting today.
418
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,000
Oh, hi.
419
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:53,060
Can you please let Caster Soto know I'm
here?
420
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:57,580
Uh, I have an Esther DeVito.
421
00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,080
No, no.
422
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:01,860
Caster Soto.
423
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:06,860
It's not official yet, but he's the new
head of the network.
424
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,380
Hang on.
425
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,800
Hi.
426
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,460
There's a woman here.
427
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:19,920
Carol Rance. Carol Rance. She's looking
for Carter. Caster. Caster Soto.
428
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:22,500
She says he's the new head of the
network.
429
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,300
Uh-huh.
430
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,720
Okay. Yes, that's what I thought.
431
00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:34,340
Yes, there's no Caster Soto here.
432
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,400
No one knows who he is or what you're
talking about.
433
00:27:41,489 --> 00:27:42,489
That's insane.
434
00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:53,510
I am not a very forgiving woman, and I
don't appreciate being made a fool of.
435
00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:57,630
I'm sorry, may I just say there's never
been anything between my wife... Oh,
436
00:27:57,650 --> 00:27:58,209
honey, please.
437
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:02,030
If it walks like a duck and it quacks
like a duck, it's fucking my ex
438
00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,870
-girlfriend. Like a duck.
439
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,630
But, you know what?
440
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:09,490
First and foremost...
441
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,120
I am a professional, and your show is
important to this network. So I'm not
442
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,340
going to let my personal issues get in
the way of that.
443
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:21,500
For which we are very, very
appreciative.
444
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:25,980
Very.
445
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:30,280
That said, there's one small change that
I'd like to make.
446
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880
Sorry, I'm late.
447
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880
Lighting, isn't it?
448
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:36,180
Oh, I was just about to tell them.
449
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,720
I think it's best if...
450
00:28:39,070 --> 00:28:41,090
Him runs the show.
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