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But enough about my past. I want to hear about yours. Who was the first guy that

you were in love with?

My name was Billy Blum.

Was he gorgeous?

So gorgeous. Oh, my God. I was obsessed with him. Sure.

We ever did with kids.

We tried to keep it a secret, but then we came into school, and they both of us

had poison ivy.

Because you were rolling around in the ivy with Blum? Yep.

You dog.

I was back 40.

The back 40?

Yeah. Is that a Canadian phrase?

Yeah. I like that. Yeah. That's real love.

What about you?

Eighth grade.

Bus stop.

Brittany Parker shows up.

Rocks the foundation of my soul.

That's first love for you, huh?

Yeah. I mean, I was beginning to think that that type of love only

existed when you were a kid.

I would be crazy one million times over if it meant being crazy with you.

And cut!

That was such a good take. Yeah. I fucking felt that one. Me too. Hey, was

that good for camera?

Yeah, good.

Okay, cool.

I feel, like, really well covered with this outro scene.

Thank you. What I would love, I know you have a hard out, but before you go, is

there any way we could get, like, one more crack at the verse?

Fuck yeah.

Let's do it. Okay, great. All right, we're going to do the verse and the hook

one more time.

Reset everyone back to one. Let's change.

Yeah, that's great. Let's do it. Okay, get Brad back to his one.

All right, set, and hit it, Peter.

I just want to take you to a ball, have a ball. Girl, ballet will call me Mr.

McAdam.

Rachel, they gonna call me Mr.

McAdams. I take your name, girl, fast. It's insanely far-fetched. I ain't

playing while you think I've been rapping to be Mr.

McAdams, yeah.

Are you a blonde or brunette? You pull them both off like socks in a bed.

Notebook, even had a little bit of red. I don't know why I'm telling you about

your hair. You would know best if it was there at your hair. Girl, like a fester

to suck dick. Not suck dick like Gabe Head. I'm just bad at doing this shit.

Girl, just let me prove that I'm him. Heard you're 5'4". I bet you ain't even

know that's my ideal height. I'm 6'. Eh, 5'11". I'm 5'10". Friends saying I'm

funny, and I got fans too, so I can relate to this being off-putting. But I

just know you like what I can give.

Imagine why I put out no chips. Imagine me up at your door. Out of nowhere, what

would you say? What would we do? Probably be weird. Too much build-up.

Too much press.

Or maybe we would fight like rabbits. Maybe I'm your Brad Pitt.

Fuck Brad Pitt, don't think about him. I'm Mr.

McAdams. Rachel, they gonna call me Mr.

McAdams. I'll take your name, girl, fast. It's insanely far-fetched. I ain't

playing while you think I've been rapping to be Mr.

McAdams Day, yes.

Wow! Fuck yeah!

Hey, is this creepy and like stalkery in a weird way or is it cool?

Well, it's supposed to be a little bit, right? Yeah, it's like funny. Yeah.

Shit, sorry, my shoe was squeaking on that one. Did that fuck up sound?

Oh, we're not even getting sound. It's the music video.

Right, right.

Now you see the format.

No. Well, great. Well, that's all you want? That's it? That's just the...

Yeah, I think it's kind of cooler to not overuse you.

Great. Easiest day I've ever had. Smart. Uh-huh. You're overcoming.

Chill. Are you going to call me? What?

Oh, my God, stop harassing me about it. I will, I will. I just...

I just call him and ask him like that? No, no, no, no, no. He only responds to

grocery terms. So if you want one, say carrot. If you want a bunch, say

bananas.

Bananas.

Noodle. Oh.

What are we talking about? You are a fucking liar, Amy. I'm still fucking

with you.

Fucker.

Just tell him what you want. It's all good. Really, seriously. Trust me. All

right? I'm so happy to see you. I really... I miss you. Be well. All

right. Thanks. Thanks, everyone.

Yep, you be good now.

Okay. Very strong-bodied.

So, I guess that's it, huh?

Okay. But I haven't had that much fun on set in literal years.

Thank you for getting Brad Pitt to be in my fucking video. And for being here

with me. And thank you for making my dreams come true.

Oh, my God. Stop.

I would do anything for you, Mr.

McAdams.

And let me know how it goes with Robin.

You know, breakups are tough.

Yeah. So call me if you need me.

Okay. I got you.

Tell your family I say hi. I will. Uncle Dingo says hi.

Bye. Bye.

And on the seventh day...

God made Brad Pitt.

Thank you so much for being here, man. You killed it. Yeah? Yeah, that

syncopated rap shit. I wish I could do what you do.

Oh, please. I'm sure you could do anything you want. Oh, hardly.

No, I bet you could do it all.

Well, I'll tell you, I have been toying with the idea of getting into the space.

Oh, cool.

Like outer space travel?

The musical space.

Rhythm, beat.

Wow. Hey, I have a whole setup at my house. You are welcome anytime. I got an

ISO booth. Really? Yeah, whatever you want. What's your address?

It's 45... Do you want to pull your phone out to write it down? I'm good.

Oh. It's 4578 Hambelled Street, 91991.

I have to jingle because I just moved in. Hey, what kind of windows do you

have?

Uh... See, they're clear.

Is there a concern? A paparazzi looking in and thinking that we're fucking?

Actually, not my concern. Not at all.

I'm getting my window switched on. I've just become a total window head. It's a

really cool neighborhood.

Kegel Michael Key lives right there.

All right, I got to go.

I enjoyed that.

You did?

Yeah. I can take you to the trailer now. Lead the way.

Wow, this is crazy.

Congratulations, Brad Pitt, Rachel McAdam.

Totally, like, I really grew up idolizing these people, so to have this

day, so full circle, it's awesome.

Yeah, being a full circle, can't believe we're working together, that's wild.

What do you mean by that?

Have we met?

Yeah, in Lubbock, Texas.

I went to your show, gave you a bust of your head. Oh, yeah!

What are you doing out here?

Oh, I'm a PA!

I wanted to break into the industry, and you told me anything was possible, so...

Fuck yeah!

Good shit. It is possible, huh? Know what is, right? Know what is. That's

cool. So today must be like as surreal for you as it is for me, huh? Oh,

absolutely. Hey, I got it from here. Thank you. Hey, this is the hard drive

from Emma with all the raw footage from the documentary.

I don't even know what she shot at this point. I just want to, like, wrap my

head around the footage that was... Don't worry about it. I want to talk to

you about schedule next week. Load me up, brother. I am ready.

You've been going super hard, Dave, okay? And I know it's a good distraction

from Robin, and I think maybe, like... Oh, this has nothing to do with Robin.

These are opportunities I've waited my whole life for, so... She went back to

Wisconsin. She thinks I'm a monster who's not looking for love. She doesn't

have the right idea about me, so there's nothing to even process, you know? Okay.

Dude, I've been in the same position a thousand fucking times. Trust me, I

understand, but this situation, you know, it's not that crazy. It's not... I

know. That Drake's guy?

Who else gets you shit like this, you know?

My God, I'll talk to you later, cutie pie.

All right, peace.

What'd he say?

Um, he's not comfortable with making the ask.

Not comfortable making the ask?

It's a big ask.

It's not a big ask at all. He asked Drake, hey, Drake, do you want to do a

session with Lil Dicky?

Then Drake decides.

It's like a sentence-long ask. Just like, yo, you're in your lane, he's in

his lane.

He pretty much has said that Drake will never do a song with Lil Dicky.

Okay, who the fuck is this guy?

I don't understand. Like, it's not his job to, like, have an opinion.

Bro, if you want to get in with that fool, just hit him up direct.

I hit him direct.

I DM'd him last week, and he didn't respond.

Well, I mean, he could have missed it. I miss DMs all the time.

It said red.

It said red, but he could have been, like, drunk and getting, like, head, or

I don't know.

But it said red.

What did it say?

All I said was, hey, man.

Oh, why?

I kept it so neutral. Hey, man is, like, the easiest, like, thing to respond to.

You're sort of like, hello, hi. Like, it's, I don't know. I had a whole longer

thing written out. I chose not to send it because I didn't want to weird him

out. As soon as you say, hey, man, it just sounds like you about to ask for

something. It's just so, like, hey, man. I knew I should have waited until he was

back in Toronto.

He's always traveling.

Hey, man. The most annoying part of this entire thing is I know for a fact if I

hung out with Drake, he would absolutely love me.

No doubt in my mind whatsoever.

I've known this, like, ever since I've seen that half-black, half-Jewish man

that we were destined to be, like, a unit of, like, power and fun.

Oh, yeah. But it's all being blocked by this, like, gatekeeper who I'm supposed

to care about. It's like, how do I still have, like, non-believers at this point?

What more do I need to achieve?

Man, stop worrying about Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake.

Nigga, you popping right now, dog. You working with movie stars, Brad Pitt,

Rachel McDonald, even me. I'm popping, too.

Mike, let me tell this nigga. No, Gator. It's an NDA. He can't say anything.

What's he talking about?

They're making me the star of Nuthouse, bro. They retooling around me. They

bringing more bitches extending the shoot.

And I got a ball player contract like one of them niggas coming off the bench,

bro. I'm about to go crazy in the morning. Like, shut that shit down, dog.

Like, what you need? I got you, bro. Like an iced out star, David. I don't

want anything.

But I think they're, like, milking your shit in the wrong way, Gator, and I

don't think you should be the face of not... I mean, are you okay with this?

Yeah, he's a grown man.

He can choose what he wants.

And I choose the bag.

The whole squad is winning, bro. Fuck it, let me win.

This nigga winning. He in love.

This nigga L's doing his thing, dude. Like, I'm so glad you gathered up and

faked your death, too, nigga. That was cold. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Don't call it that. Why do you still say it that way?

God, Gator. Let's just go get a smoothie.

This place reminds me of the fucking tour bus.

How did I get all of this?

Yes, it'll end up like this.

All along what I missed.

So many dates, even dating got dated.

I let her go too soon.

I was scared of you.

And now I'm just sad at you. All of these stones that I turned, I forgot who

my rock was.

Batman and Robin, it's comical how I'll keep running from problems.

I don't act my age at all, I don't change at all, but I'm great at them

all.

I need somebody right now, but I don't think she'll hear me out.

And my time is running out.

I met a girl.

makes me feel alive she makes me need a life I met a

girl

Yeah, you left it on your couch.

I'm an idiot. Thank you so much. I was probably so preoccupied. Oh, it's all

good. You're the best.

Have a great night, okay?

Actually, can I use your bathroom?

I just have to drive all the way home to Rancho Cucamonga, and I don't want to

piss myself.

Oh, I don't want that either. Come on in. Cool.

Yeah. What did you say that your name was again? It's Bella.

No B.

No B?

I'm just kidding.

The bathroom is right up here to the left. Oh, cool. Cool house, by the way.

Thank you. Yeah, it's a nice neighborhood.

Lin-Manuel Manuel lives around.

She filmed that?

Thanks for that.

Oh shit.

Did you see it?

See what?

My short film. I put it on your hard drive.

Did you go on my hard drive?

Well, yeah, how else were you supposed to see my short film?

Yeah, would you, like, go through my shit, or...? This is gonna sound crazy.

But... I'm pretty special.

Okay.

What do you mean by that?

I'm the female you.

Oh. I'm a full-blown superstar right here in your presence.

Cool. And I know, like, you have this insane self-belief, too, and that's how

you got here.

Yeah. Okay, yes. So I just, I couldn't let this opportunity pass me by.

No, I get that. I respect that mentality.

You gotta hustle, so.

Yeah. I went to Kent State, so.

Golden Eagles.

Good call!

I was a slut there, though.

Hey! How about I give you my email? Yeah. And then you can correspond with

me whenever you want and you'll have access to my thoughts and we can go back

and forth and... Yeah, but you could, like, not answer my email, though.

Well, I'm telling you that I'll respond.

I'm sorry.

I know with the right opportunity to get to know the real me that you would know

that we're on the same level.

You know? And you would never forget me ever again.

Yeah.

Look, I believe you. You seem incredibly dynamic and cool and... Yeah.

It's just today has been such a long day for me.

So... So... What?

So... It's time to go.

No.

What do you mean, no?

I don't know. No?

You're joking?

Why would I joke about that?

Because it's an outlandish thing to do.

I'm serious. We're the same.

I respect and appreciate that, but I do just think we can talk about this. And

I'm saying that you need the opportunity to get to know me, to understand the

magic. That is me.

I know. I'm explaining that I will give you that opportunity at a later juncture

if we just properly schedule it. But why not take advantage of the opportunity

that we have right now in this moment?

My schedule's just, like, booked in advance, and I'm just so tired. It seems

like you're doing absolutely nothing, though. How could you possibly make that

assumption? Because there's nobody here, and you're just by yourself.

That's when I do my best work.

I don't believe you.

Wow.

Hold on.

Oh, shit. Dave, it's Brad.

Who is it?

Hey, Brad.

I'll buzz you in just one sec.

That's Brad fucking Pitt?

That is Brad fucking Pitt. Yeah, it's okay.

Oh, my God. Hey. Oh, my God.

The universe told me to be here. Did it? Me and you. I'm not trying to be

disrespectful. I need you to fucking leave. Oh, my God. It's exciting. I get

it. But I've been waiting my whole life.

Hey.

Hey.

Is this a glass made of wood?

I'm just fucking with you. Looks a new.

It's nice. Hey, man. Hey. Oh, shit. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to get

into the stew.

Oh, you want to record?

Yeah. Hell yeah.

Is this a bad time?

No. No. Great time.

Great time.

Hi, I'm Brad.

Yeah, hi.

I'm Bella.

I'm sorry. You don't remember me?

Yeah, we worked on the Mr. McAdams shoot together. I walked you to your trailer.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I have this condition.

Prostate hypnosis, I don't remember faces very well. It happens all the

time. I get it to seal.

I can only imagine. It's fine. It's hard to get remembered in this industry.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and it's even harder to talk about your diseases

publicly like that.

And, you know, he wants to actually start recording music.

for the first time, and I am so honored to be his shepherd in this process. I

can tell you firsthand, like, when I got into it, it was hard to record with,

like, extraneous bodies around and whatnot. I think if we could just have

our space, we can finish what we were talking about at a later time. Oh, no, I

don't want to run anyone off. No, please, please, the more the merrier.

Please. Let's do this thing.

Like, why not? Yeah.

We're back in jail.

Shh, just be fucking normal.

Is that Corten?

Dave.

Nice archie.

Seriously.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

What am I going to do? Okay.

Fuck.

What are Brad...

faster.

Yeah, she just, like, refuses to leave. I asked her and she wouldn't exit. I

don't know. Have you ever dealt with this situation before, Dave?

No. No?

Have you? Like, what is the situation?

Well, I think you have a stalker.

Is that what it is? Oh, yeah.

I don't know. I think she's just, like... I don't know. Like, she's, like,

hyper-ambitious and, like... No. No, she's raised weird or something. She's

fanatical, diehard, moves out of here. She's a bit cuckoo, you know? Yeah.

I don't know if she knows.

That is true. There's something, like, really off about it. Oh, yeah.

She, like, moved.

Hey. Did you squirt?

We were talking. No, we were riffed on lyrics.

Oh, now I just feel bad.

Do you think she heard us call her a stalker?

You mean for stalkers, right?

Yeah. I don't think she heard us call her a stalker.

Damn it, I hate it when I make it. I know. Yeah, that sucks.

What the hell?

Hey. No.

Please. Stop.

Okay.

Stop. Please.

No, no, no, no.

I'm sorry.

That was my mistake. I'm so sorry.

Totally not cool.

Wow.

This was a mistake. I'm...

Let's put that behind us, okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

Those things happen.

Let's make some music.

Right?

Let's make some music.

Dave, what's your vocal process? Do you just jump in there cold, or do you have

some Dixon exercises?

Weak glass.

Our reality is our reality. Now, do you understand?

Yeah. What is your process, D?

It... I get emails.

Packs of beats.

And then I think attitudinally about what my attitude is.

And then I'll smoke weed.

Because without it, I'll have too many inhibitions.

I would...

love to blaze with you.

You guys should, yeah, you should. You guys should. We should blaze.

Can we, like, the three of us?

We'd love your company.

All right, well, I'll make us a couple of fires.

My dad, my father, they based the character Milhouse from The Simpsons on

him. Yeah. He went to high school with Matt Groening.

That is cool.

That's really cool.

Entertainment value just like pumps through my heart. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm just like ruining these M&Ms like the giant human turd that I

am. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

You guys aren't like still thinking about the gun, are you?

Well, I am now.

Don't. Don't. Don't think about it. Because, like, don't feel threatened,

okay? I don't even, like, really like guns anyway.

Let's just chill out.

Maybe we can come up with an icebreaker, like when I used to work at Panera.

When you die, what do you want to be remembered for?

Oh, okay.

Give me your phones.

Um... Yep.

Give me your phones.

Why the...

What were you saying?

I'm sorry. This is just like a lot for me, especially.

All of us.

Brad.

There you go.

She will get you, girl.

Where was I?

Dave, when you die, what do you want to be remembered for?

My artistic greatness, I guess. I don't know. I want to, you know, leave the

mark on the world that I always thought I would leave and, like, prove everyone

who ever doubted me wrong.

We are literally, like, The exact same person.

Really?

That's all that's important to you?

Me?

Okay. Okay.

You both want to be famous, right?

I'm famous.

I can't even go to the pet store to buy durable food without... And it startles

the animals.

Sure. Yeah.

And then I realize I'm just...

Another ape in the zoo.

Yeah. Is that what you want to be?

You want to be a gerbil dressed up like an ape living in a zoo, hurling your

feces because you're so angry?

Well, actually, when I was a child, kids at school would say I looked like a

gerbil.

So I would just, like, scurry around, like, you know.

I actually just want to, like, show myself that I am who I always thought I

was, you know, and I don't want to live my life with what ifs. It's his motto.

Okay, close your eyes.

Close my eyes, okay.

If you perhaps have big regrets because of maybe some not

-so-savory choices you've made, it's never too late to

change course.

What do you see?

Okay, um... Why is it, do you think, they bring out the lobster

before you eat it and make you look at it face to face?

Hmm?

Insert car order here. Oh, my God.

Plaster's ready.

Crazy shower, Dave. A bit brutal.

Yeah.

See how less dense the material is since you didn't stir it? Yeah, it's a good

thing that we whisked it in that bathtub over there. Yeah, you just want to pat

it in. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. What do I do about the feet?

Oh, the feet, yeah, the trickiest part.

What you want to do is get down on all fours. Mm-hmm.

Now gently knead it between the toes.

Mm-hmm.

That's right.

Mm-hmm.

That's right.

You know, the baker, he makes the dough, and he kneads it with loving and

kindness, and then he puts it, places it in the oven.

Mm-hmm. And then he lets nature do its thing. The bread rises to a golden

brown.

Mm-hmm.

Releases an aroma that we find intoxicating without ever knowing why.

Your voice is really calming.

Thank you.

Sorry,

I, uh, I sneezed, so.

It's okay. We're past the pleasantries.

You are beautiful.

Nice and strong.

Freeze. Freeze. Freeze. Freeze right there.

Stop. I will stab. Back up. I swear to God I'll do it. Fuck you.

No.

Hey, whoa.

Okay.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Hey, how do we know that gun's even loaded?

Could you know?

You

did

this

I've been holding it this whole time.

Look at it.

Look at it? Yeah.

Don't look at me.

Don't look. Brad.

Look away.

Don't look. Stop. You did this.

Fucking fuck.

Don't. God.

You know what?

You're going to do whatever I say. You're going to call Sony in order to

make my dreams come true.

Okay? Whatever you need at all times, for sure.

I just want to manage expectations, you know, because talent drives everything,

which is good for you because you have talent, a lot of talent, so.

I see the way you guys look at me.

I see it. We look at you with admiration.

But what's so good about you? Nothing, nothing, no, no, no.

a piece of shit. I just lost a girl and I think she thinks I'm a piece of shit

and I'm scared that she's right. That sounds like pussy problems for a little

bit. Okay.

I faked my death just to like sell more albums and be more famous and

successful. Okay. I know you saw the hard drive. I know that you saw me talk

about it. Please blackmail me forever. I don't care. I don't care about my

career. I just want to live. Please stop.

What?

Okay.

Good job.

Give me the hard drive.

Give me the hard drive.

Did you know... Give me the drive.

Now, we're gonna get some dirt on you.

Okay?

Do something that'll get you canceled.

I don't adhere to those types of social structures, so I don't really know...

Okay, I once knew this guy, white guy. He said he grew up in China, and so we

talked like...

That, and I would make fun of the way he talked.

Okay.

What accent did he do, Rad?

You know, like the, like the China.

Like, like what?

Like, you know.

Do the accent.

No. Say it. She's a white Chinese. No. Now.

No way.

Do the accent.

No.

Was that it?

No.

It was pre-internet.

Don't. Just don't answer. He'll go away. Oh, shit. I remember to call.

No. No.

Fuck.

Okay. You're going to shut up. Yeah. And if you say a word, I'm going to blow his

brains out.

Understand?

Yo, D, what's up?

Oh, shit.

Fight club.

Get the fuck out of Dodge.

What's up, brother?

I call everyone brothers.

Oh, it's all good. Hey.

How you doing? That's Bella. You know Bella. You met her at the music video

shoot. Yeah, of course I met her. She the one that gave me all the snacks on

set. Yeah.

I was just saying, I'm happy to see you're still wiggling out here, bro.

She want to be just like you, dog. She a real one.

Look at her vibing.

Come on, dog.

What's up with all this, though? Like, why it stink like a motherfucker in

here?

My family friend came by with her newborn and had a bit of an emergency.

You know how babies be.

And I said, like, don't change the diaper in front of us, because I hate

seeing the baby vagina.

Because, like, I don't want to look at it and think, like, do I have attraction

or not? And I never do, but I hate having that thought process.

But... What?

Smells like lemongrass to me.

Anyways, where the fuck are my glasses at, bro?

The ones on your head?

Oh, shit.

I drove 40 minutes over here for these motherfuckers, and they've been on my

head the whole time.

That's crazy. What y'all got going on, though, man? Y'all got the fireplace

burning, this nigga Brad Pitt up in here?

I just came here to make music.

Stop it.

You make music, too?

Aw, you more amazing than I thought, bro. I need that verse, bro. Come on,

man. Let me get 16, bro. It don't take that long. I'll write your shit.

Okay.

That's what I'm saying, Bella. You got to go after what you want in life at all

costs. Yeah, you're on the right path, though. Look where you at. You got LD,

Brad Pitt. Can't nobody tell you shit.

You're right. You're right.

I'm going to win this. I really had to hear this right now. Hell yeah.

Yeah. This is legendary.

I'm legendary.

This is my shit. I'm royalty.

I know. I'm about to skyrocket.

Right. We've got the numbers. Three to one against her. You copy? Don't nod

visibly.

Copy.

Okay. But I don't know what you mean. I don't... This is your destiny.

It's your time. This is your legacy.

Like, what you gonna leave behind for your kids?

You know what I mean?

Too big of a decision to let somebody else decide.

I don't know about kids, though, because they're, like, kind of ungrateful, so,

you know.

I'd do anything for my mom.

Yeah, people say that, but what have you actually really done for her? I'm

curious, actually.

She only understands force.

Put that force on her ass, Dave.

When I said... What?

Bro, we got bread in the booth. Don't waste his time.

I'm just getting all the levels right. You know, for him, I want to make it

crisp and like it's his first time.

We got to lock it in, brother.

Oh, no.

Yeah. Oh, shit.

Locked in, man.

You a fool.

I'm crazy.

You fucking crazy.

Hey, bro.

You going to play this out to the loudspeakers or what? I'm trying to hear

it, bro.

Are we going to listen or?

Play it, bro.

Oh, shit. That's tight.

Hey.

Wow. This shit is tight.

So fucking cool.

We have to be strong because life is short.

This shit is hard. This is a vibe right here, bro.

I'm killing it over there, LD.

You are the fucking man, bro.

I'm so happy she's here, dude.

What?

Listen to me.

There's no...

Put that shit down, yo!

She's not up here, bro. You don't got no guns here. I don't believe in guns.

Where is she? I don't know.

I don't know where she is.

She's not there.

Oh, bro, it's just a mirror, bro.

Look at this.

Bro, is this real or is this part of that house?

What?

Bro,

are you pranking me?

No, this is real.

You're not going to die. This shit fucking hurts.

Yeah, this looks horrific. It's horrible.

Fuck, I can't believe she shot you. I don't want to die, man.

You're not going to die, Brad. You're not going to die right now. This is my

fault. Luke?

No, it's Dave. It's Dave.

No, my real name is Luke.

Pitt. Luke Pitt.

Your name is Luke?

Luke. Okay, Luke.

Everything's going to be okay. The cops are coming. So just hang on, okay?

No, I don't want to die here on this shitty carpet.

I think you're reacting to the glass on the carpet, but... What does it say on

that stupid fucking arrow that's protruding from my chest? It says the

Looking for Love Tour. It's a stage prop that I had on tour. Stupid.

Am I right? Fuck.

Dave? Yes.

Dave. Yes, Brad.

Luke.

Yes, Luke.

Until you love yourself.

too much that's why i get into these fucking situations man no dave didn't

you would be enough until you're enough for you you can never be enough for

another you wouldn't be chasing all this validation

trust me bro oh hey they're

here they're coming they're coming come on in come on in

I've been thinking about what I want to say to you for a while now.

And I know you deserve the best that I have to offer. So, like, I've been

really evaluating myself to see if I'm finally ready for this.

And I am.

I really am.

Pop, tell Ava about your skydiving story.

Oh, so I'm hurtling towards the earth. My instructor pulls the ripcord.

Nothing happened.

And honestly, I think deep down, I've just been scared.

Well, no, tell the Sundance people David's actually now willing to promote

it. It's really exciting.

Scared to put myself out there.

I truly can't believe it.

Scared of all my doubts.

And I've been looking for love this entire time without ever truly loving

myself. Come on, you've got to see this. What do you think? But the person I love

the most is right in front of me. Beautiful.

How do you feel about it? I think it's gorgeous.

It's yours.

This house is yours.

What? A wise man once told me that until you can love yourself... Hey, Mom. Hey,

Dad. I got some big news.

I'm starting my own record label.

You won't be able to love anybody else.

I need to borrow some more money, though. When I close my eyes, I swear I

think of the same thing over and over and over again.

It's you.

It's always been you.

Watch your step.

Okay. Thank you.

Hey, Drake.

What's up?

Thank you for responding to my DM. I know it was long, but shoot or shoot,

right?

That's what they say. Yeah. I apologize for the delay on it, but happy we could

connect. Yeah.

I've just been all over the place. All right.

Yeah.

Sir, I got you.

You don't know how long I've waited for this. Enough.

You're here now, though, so... Yeah. Welcome. Thank you. I know that my DM

probably, like, sounded crazy, and my aggression level to getting here might

be far-reaching, but, like, I really am, like... I am a superstar.

I am worthy, and I am special. I appreciate that, but when you say it,

it's almost like you have this, like, kind of undertone, like there's, like,

an autotune crying under you.

Oh. So... Yeah. Just tell me again, like, you're special, but without

being...

I'm a star.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, again. I'm on your fucking level.

Okay. I am.

I'm a star.

I'm a superstar, man.

I am.

I like that.

Yeah. Let's cook.

Weird, by the way, just like super intense first combo. I was about to ask

if you wanted to eat, but obviously we went straight into positive affirmation,

so. Any, like, chance you can, like, teach me how to love myself?

No.

It's like a...

I wish we could rewind life.

I didn't ask you that. But the first time that I, like, I heard you and I was

like, I fuck with this shit. Like, I fuck with your, I fuck with your shit.

It means the world. All I ever needed was the opportunity.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I have a studio. You want to, like, I mean, listen, we

can listen to beats. You can play me some shit, like, whatever.

I'd love to make some, like, scorned love, like, girl that got away type

shit.

Might have to extend the trip then.

Let's go. I have so much time.

Wish I'd call you, by the way.

Dave or Dickie?

Me.

Drake. On one song.

I did it.

How did I do it? I did it.

I got a song with Drake.

I got a song with Drake.

I got a song with Drake. I did it. I did it.

Me. Drake.

Same song.

Spotify. Credits.

Billboards. Everything. I did it. I've done it. How did I do it?

I got a song with Drake.

I got a song with Drake. I got a song with Drake. I got a song with Drake.

Look at the chart.

Wait till it's part.

It'll be like Drake.

They will try to hate, but don't know it's great.

Watch how it does in the club.