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What are you doing?

Hey, uh, nothing, just hanging around on my phone a little bit. Yeah?

Playing on what?

Um, I mean, I don't know, it's kind of embarrassing.

What?

I mean, I don't think I really should be talking to you about this.

Tell me, what are you doing?

Well... You on Instagram?

No, not really.

I mean, okay, I'm on one of those dating apps. Oh, my God, again?

I thought you weren't going to do the dating apps.

I know. I just can't help myself.

Dude, you have the worst luck with guys. I think you just need to go out there

and just meet a guy on the street, not on a fucking dating app.

I feel like every guy on the app is a loser. You don't even meet losers.

It works for so many people, though. Like, I have so many girlfriends who

it's worked for.

Like, all these great guys.

I don't know.

Maybe it's me, but I don't know. You're right. These guys, like, they're losers.

Like, I can't tell you how many dates that I've gone on where, like, they

don't even want to take me anywhere. They just want to have sex with me right

away. And then, like, I literally got stood up the other week, too. Like, the

guy just didn't even show up, just ghosted me. Like, who does that?

Wow, you got ghosted? That's hilarious.

I'm sorry.

That's nice.

I'm sorry.

Maybe it's probably for the best.

But, um, I don't know. I feel like you just gotta, like, I don't know, you've

been single for a long time.

Yeah. I mean, that's why I'm trying. I gotta do something. But, like, I don't

really have too much time to just, like, be going out and, like.

Just go out and have fun and let it happen organically. I feel like you just

need to get, like, straight up cracked.

I mean. I feel like you just probably just need to have sex. Like, I feel like

you're just wound up. Like, you're just in your head about it.

Yeah, but. Like, you don't have to marry these guys. You just have to, like, have

some fun. I feel bad. I mean, I shouldn't even be talking to you about

this, Teddy. Let's be honest.

It's kind of inappropriate.

I'm only 24.

Yeah, but.

You're my stepmom.

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Not my real mom. We're not supposed to be talking about this kind

of stuff.

Ever since dad died, he's just been, like, in a funk.

And, like, it's been over a year. Like, when are you going to move on?

Not like you're going to move on, but, like, you got to meet somebody.

Yeah, I mean, it's just hard.

Like, I don't know. Like, I'm trying to compare all these guys to him, you know.

I just, like, have these, like, high expectations and everything.

So.

I feel like you just got to let loose.

when's the last time you really just like let loose i mean like i go out and

have fun sometimes with my girlfriends like we go to brunch and stuff like that

i know but i feel like you just gotta like just have at it have at it like

what do you mean like you just like fuck someone just like get fucked oh my god i

can't i'm not talking to you about this right now no you're such a prude

approved yeah you're just like a wound up karen oh my gosh what

i don't know what am i supposed to do like go out to a club or something or

like what i don't know i'm like i'm too old to be doing this like you're not

even have to be like dating you're not old and you're fucking hot you're hot

and you're probably

wanted by almost everyone that comes by you and that's the problem i don't think

so that you don't want them i don't think so you just gotta go for it i'm

too old like look at me look at this like nobody wants this i'm not hot oh my

god i would want it okay that's weird what i'm just saying like i would want

it like if you wanted to what weird

What are you talking about? What?

What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm just saying, like. Are you touching yourself? Like, that's weird.

It's not weird.

It is.

Why?

Because I'm your stepmom.

Exactly. We're not related and, like, we could just have fun and no one will have

to know about it.

No. That's not happening.

Don't act like you don't look at me.

I look at you.

You look at me?

Yeah, sometimes.

I mean, I guess this would be something to look at. Yeah.

Do you like it when I stroke my cock?

Um. Do you? I don't know how to answer that question.

If I pulled it out, would you look at it?

No, I mean.

Come on.

I don't know. This feels really wrong.

I'm getting hard for you.

I mean, I could see that.

Danielle. Clearly.

What? You're not my stepmom right now. You could just be Danielle.

I don't know. I don't know about this.

Like... What?

You like that?

I mean, it's pretty nice.

It's nice?

Thank you.

But, I mean, still, like... What? You should just put that away. Like, we

should not be doing this right now.

You need to relax a little bit.

I know, but like you said, I'm really uptight, you know? Give me your hand.

There you go.

Don't be scared.

There you go.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

It feels nice.

Look, I know you've had a rough year. We all have.

But I think that if we just...

Relax a little bit. Have some fun.

It would put both of us in a better place.

Um.

I mean.

What?

I don't know. I guess I could just like touch it a little bit. Right? Like that

would be okay.

Like just don't go any further than that. Right?

Just see where it goes. Don't be in your head about it.

I mean it just like seems wrong.

It's not wrong.

Does that feel wrong?

You see how hard I am for you?

I mean, you are really hard.

You have a really nice dick.

You think so? Oh my gosh, yeah.

Like... That's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Wow.

I mean, you're kind of annoying most of the time. I'm not annoying. Yeah, you

really are. You're annoying.

You're the Karen of the family.

That's really nice.

I mean, it's been a long time since I've even touched a cock.

See? Yeah.

I mean, I guess this isn't, like, horrible, right?

No, it feels good.

Does it feel, it feels okay?

It feels really okay.

Yeah?

What if I pulled your top down?

Um. You're not wearing a bra?

No, I mean, I don't, they're kind of uncomfortable, you know?

I mean. You got nice tits.

You think so?

Of course.

Thanks. You like it?

I mean, is this too much?

No, no, no.

I don't want this to be too weird or anything.

It's not too weird. Let me get more comfortable.

You can get more comfortable too.

You mean like take this off? No, keep it on.

It's like out of the way?

I like it.

Okay. I'm not like this.

Oh, okay.

Struck it like this a little bit? Yeah.

Okay.

I'll just like use two hands.

You can use your mouth.

My mouth?

Come on. Okay, that's like way too far.

You're already stroking your stuff on spot.

I'm not sure about that.

What?

I mean.

Don't you want to put it in your mouth?

I mean, kind of.

Kind of? It's been a long time.

Since I've had a cock in my mouth.

It's really nice.

I mean, maybe just like a little bit. Just like a little taste.

Not like too long, though.

Exactly. I don't want to take this too far.

You know?

Oh, come on. You can do more than that. No, just like a little taste.

Okay.

it feels good you don't have to be shy to

know i mean i don't know just what i

just want to make sure that like you're comfortable with it and everything i'm

definitely comfortable with it

yeah wow i didn't think you're gonna be that good at it that's been a long time

yeah i'm surprised i'm not like a little rusty no it feels good

i still have it

feels so good feel nice yeah it's really good holy

I never knew you were so attracted to me.

Who wouldn't be? You're fucking hot.

What are you going to do?

Take my shorts off?

I thought you were going to listen up.

I'm just kind of nervous.

I don't like bras and underwear.

They're just like uncomfortable.

Did you like my cock in your mouth?

Yeah, it was nice.

How would you like my cock in your little pussy?

Um, I mean... Why?

Is that okay?

I guess, yeah.

I kind of want it.

Yeah?

Does that feel good?

You want to rub your little pussy like that?

Yeah, the pussy's getting wet. You're naughty.

It's been a long time.

I'll put it in, okay?

It's okay.

Oh my gosh, your cocktail is so good.

You have a really nice pussy.

Thank you.

There you go. Open it up for me.

You like your pussy fucked like that?

Oh,

I

forgot how good that feels.

That feels good.

Hehehe

You think it's pretty?

Yeah, it's pretty.

Okay, girl.

Okay,

girl.

There you go baby.

I feel pretty with my cock in my mouth.

I can't believe we're doing this. It feels really nice.

You have such a nice body.

I feel so good.

Wow, you're so fucking hot.

Holy shit.

Damn, you look so fucking good like that.

Fuck. No, you're gonna stay here. Fuck me.

This feels so good.

It feels so fucking good.

Are you getting darker for me?

Oh, shit.

You gonna fuck like that?

You're gonna take that fucking dick.

There you go.

Yeah, give me that fucking pussy, baby.

Do you like that?

Oh my God.

I like to taste them. You like to taste them?

Mm-hmm.

You've been hard on me the whole time.

I like it how you're doing.

I'm gonna kiss the fucking girl.

You're being such a bitch.

I knew you'd stop being so annoying.