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A long river with no end in sight

is just like cigarette smoke.

H-help!

The cigarette is still so long. I really can't throw it away.

I heard you. Just give me a minute.

Help!

Okay, here comes my Seven Stars leap.

It's all right now.

If you want to thank me, just get me a cigarette.

Th-thank you…

It stinks!

(Chainsmoker Cat)

NYAMU BURGER

By the way,

is there an urban legend that the burgers are made from Beastfolk meat?

I've heard that one.

Someone said they bit into a finger with a sharp nail.

Funny.

Don't mention that while we're eating.

What's this?

What's wrong?

Is that a finger?

Meow…

Sis.

Hey!

Someone take cigarettes out of that Beastfolk part-timer's mouth.

Meow?

Ah, Yani Neko, having you as an assistant

PEN NAME: TATSURO OCHINPO really is a lifesaver.

REAL NAME: SAORI TATSUNO really is a lifesaver.

The deadlines for my erotic manga and "Nyao Manga" collided.

I really thought I'd work myself to death.

You can count on me.

Not many assistants can tolerate someone smoking around them.

And I'm a traditional artist,

so I have to work in the same room as my assistants.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

Besides, you are so easygoing, Yani Neko.

Even though I'm shy, I can still be around you for hours.

This might sound rude,

but I am glad you were fired from your last part-time job.

In return, I'll pay you extra.

What's wrong?

Meow…

You can count on me.

Meow…

Great.

Keep it up, Yani Neko.

SEVERE NEARSIGHTEDNESS

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

A FEW DAYS LATER

So this is Yani Neko's little sister.

Well…

She's pretty cute.

Right?

Yes.

Please, don't do anything to my sister.

Then you should know what you have to do.

Yes.

So I bought it online,

a schoolgirl uniform set.

Meow.

I don't really mind, actually.

But Yani Neko, who burned my artwork, insisted on making it up to me.

I really didn't take it to heart at all.

Geez, Yani Neko, you have a great figure.

-Meow. -You're just perfect to be the model

-Meow. -for my next erotic manga.

The fact that it's worn by an adult woman instead of an actual student makes it even better.

That feels kinda gross.

Okay, let's head out.

Why are we shooting outside?

My next erotic manga is about outdoor intimation.

We can get some background reference photos while we're at it.

Great. Stick your bottom out a bit more.

Meow.

Sway your tail, like you're trying to seduce someone.

Meow.

Nice, great.

Now try lying down.

Okay.

Give me a look like you're about to be violated.

Meow.

It lacks a sense of danger.

Right, just try tearing your uniform and skirt.

Wow, that's so erotic!

N-next…

Don't bother resisting.

Huh?

You can't quite make a pained expression?

Then let's try a different approach.

Show me a look of wanting it.

Meow.

I want it so bad.

Yes, that's it!

I want this so bad, too.

Great.

Every single one is great reference material, Yani Neko.

A cigarette after work is the best.

Let's keep shooting. Next is an essential scene for outdoor intimation,

a public restroom.

When it comes to the outdoor intimation in erotic manga,

you can't do without a dirty public restroom that might be occupied by homeless people.

Okay, let's go.

Meow.

-It seems there are burgers with a new flavor. -You're a public restroom.

-Oh, what flavor? -You're a public restroom.

-A flavor of mushroom, I think. -Show me your private parts.

Just kidding.

What kind of song is that?

She's wearing a uniform, so it's probably someone else.

The current time is 3:35 p.m.

Suspicious Beastfolk and their owner have been apprehended.

Please respond.

Imoko?

Isn't that your sister?

My sister already turned into a burger.

(Chainsmoker Cat)

Oh, you were a huge help.

Yani Neko was forcibly taken home by her guarantor, Imoko.

But I want more reference material.

Miss Kansai, it fits you perfectly, too.

-Because you forced me to wear it. -Good.

-I mean, couldn't you just wear it yourself? -Yeah, that's the angle.

Miss Kansai has such a great figure.

Besides, I want a pure, innocent style this time,

so you're more suited for it than Yani Neko.

I-is that so?

Anyway, let's go with this for now.

It's finally over.

Can you stand at attention?

Okay.

Next, I need photos for an intimate scene.

I need you to make the face of a virgin getting intimate.

P-please spare me.

That's great!

-Sis? -This look is amazing.

Come on, you can do it.

-Sis, please stop. -You slutty cat.

MAHJONG PARLOR, DESPERATE

Sorry for the wait. Here's your strawberry milk.

-Meow! -Hey!

This darn cat,

what are you doing?

You spilled the boss's strawberry milk all over his head!

You brat.

The cleaning fee for the Kodan-gumi crest is expensive.

Hey,

don't you lay a hand on her, Katsurada.

I-I'm sorry.

Katsurada,

don't you remember what the boss always says?

I-I do.

He said we shall not cause troubles for ordinary people.

See, you do remember.

We're truly sorry, Mr. Kazushige.

It's fine.

I've known Yani Neko since she was little.

She's practically my own daughter.

Seeing her grow up actually makes me emotional.

That's wonderful, Yani Neko.

Now apologize.

Meow.

I'm very sorry.

Boss, it's about time.

We have a meeting for the Newcomer Award.

We should get going.

Boss?

It's fine.

Just wait a second, Shibata.

O-okay.

But boss,

if we don't leave now, the promising newcomers…

Erection…

Yani,

aren't you off work yet?

Didn't we agree to play NNR together today?

It's Hameko.

Erection…

B-boss?

Let's just sit a while longer.

This guy

is a flat-chest lover?

(Chainsmoker Cat)

Is there a stink bug on my face?

No.

It's just the first time I've seen you reading a novel, Yani Neko.

Senior,

what are you reading?

A novel posted on the KAKEYOME website.

KAKEYOME!

That's great. I often read there, too.

I didn't ask you.

So, is that novel good?

It's free. I'm just reading it to kill time.

There are too many novels about exile and reincarnation lately.

-I'm getting a bit tired of it. -I know.

They're all the same formulaic trash, right?

That's the downside of the ranking system.

Everyone writes about popular themes

because that's what gets read.

But that means the desire to attract readers

overpowers the desire to create, right?

Honestly, the motive is impure.

Precisely because they're not professional writers,

writing the story they want to write

is the whole point of online writing.

Meow.

S-speaking of which, actually, I…

I mean, a friend of mine

is writing a novel on KAKEYOME,

and she was hoping you could give her some feedback, Yani Neko.

So you're writing a novel.

Yes.

Oh, no, it's my friend.

The title is "Melancholy of the Dragon Lord".

She wants to write a proper fantasy novel.

By the way, "Lord" is a job class. In its worldview…

Just show it to me.

Well,

I can't really understand it.

Um…

I guess so.

My friend just started writing novels,

so her writing is still a bit rough.

Tell her to write a story about the exile.

Okay, I'll let her know.

Senior, I should be going now.

Bye.

Okay, I'll be off.

(Chainsmoker Cat)

"FRIDAY", no.

Is this the "Nyao Manga" editorial department?

We're from the Hitotsubashi Nichiyo Group.

Tell your editor-in-chief, Kazushige, to get out here.

So noisy.

100 MILLION COPIES

I'm the editor-in-chief, Kazushige.

What do you want, kids?

Old man.

How dare you send such a condescending email to our Aoyama?

What was that? "Send me the manuscript of guest collaboration"?

Are you kidding me?

Get ready for the bullets.

What an idiot.

Serves you right.

You should be content with having Kumeta.

What? He didn't even flinch.

Aftermeow.

No way.

Even though it's hailed as a readable blunt weapon,

it can't possibly stop a bullet.

2023 SHIKI AWARD There's even a Shiki Award booklet inside.

Did he use that to add thickness?

"Land of the Lustrous 2" starts a new serialization!

That's not important!

Why are we on the same floor as the "Aftermeow" editorial department?

Think things through before you visit again.

THE ONE HERE FOR A MEETING BY CHANCE Is this what you guys go through here?

THE ONE HERE FOR A MEETING BY CHANCE It happens about once a year.

THE ONE WHO SENT MESSAGES SHOWING DISDAIN FOR OTHERS

Boss…

Boss?

Boss!

KAZUSHIGE SUZUKI

Boss!

One bullet that wasn't blocked unfortunately pierced his heart.

A full recovery is almost impossible.

Please be prepared.

Darn it.

If only the full-spread plan of "Aftermeow" had been approved.

In critical condition.

The boss has always seen you like his own daughter.

Hold his hand and see him off

in his final moments.

Meow.

B-boss.

B-boss.

What's going on?

His lungs suddenly became active.

Oh, this is incredible.

Vital signs are normalized. His heart is beating again.

It's amazing. Why?

-Erection… -Boss!

-Erection… -Boss!

Recovered.

Go get discharged.

Boss.

(Chainsmoker Cat)

HAME-CHANNEL, GOING LIVE SOON Waiting…

HOLD ON A SECOND Waiting while fully naked.

Waiting while fully naked.

-Start streaming. -Hello everyone, I'm Hame.

-Waiting. -Hello everyone, I'm Hame.

Can everyone see and hear me?

Let me know what you think.

Hello Hame…

As cute as always.

Hey Hame.

No problem.

Hi Hame.

Thanks, everyone.

Then let's get started.

-Hi Hame. -Today, I'm going to introduce my neighbors.

-Hey Hame. -Today, I'm going to introduce my neighbors.

-Hello. -Today, I'm going to introduce my neighbors.

-Hame is great. -The apartment I live in is full of beautiful women.

-Stay tuned. -Starting outdoors? That's rare.

-Oh, the first neighbor. -Starting outdoors? That's rare.

-Oh, the first neighbor. -You're cute today, too.

What's up?

A livestream?

-Here she is. -She's a funny Kansai person, Kaoru.

-Hot girl. -She's a funny Kansai person, Kaoru.

-Beastfolk are awesome. -She's a funny Kansai person, Kaoru.

-Beastfolk are awesome. -Wait, no.

-So real-life, lol. -Wait, no.

-So real-life, lol. -I'm barefaced right now.

-No way you're barefaced. -Say something funny.

-Which club do you work at? -Say something funny.

-Subscribed. -What is this?

-Subscribed. -Throwing me a setup like that.

-She must smell good. -Throwing me a setup like that.

-I don't think she would eat bugs. -Funny…

Hot girl.

-So cute. -Saturday Morning, Zoom In.

-Looks like a model. -Saturday Morning, Zoom In.

Huh?

-No way. -It's not morning anymore.

-Huh? -It's not morning anymore.

-What does that mean? -It's already noon.

-Why did you say that? -It's already noon.

Age is exposed.

-Please explain. -Okay, this is Kaoru.

-Crazier than she looks. -Okay, this is Kaoru.

-Crazier than she looks. -Let's go find the next one.

-I support you. -Let's go find the next one.

-I support you. -Wait a minute.

-Let's do this today. -It's not what you think.

-So cute. -I'm usually better than that.

That's because you suddenly put me on the spot.

Even the funniest person can't react in time.

-Aruko, I'm coming in. -You know what I mean, right?

I said wait.

-Here she is. -Oh, it's Hame.

-A soft loli. -Oh, it's Hame.

-Drunk loli. -Oh, it's Hame.

-Loli and alcohol? -Oh, it's Hame.

A weird combo.

-Call the cops. -No, despite her looks,

-Fluffy… -Aruko is already an adult.

-Fluffy… -Don't actually call the cops.

-Nice. -Don't actually call the cops.

Beastfolk are great.

-Let's use this today. -Penalty of three liters for being late.

-So cute. -Wait, it's spilling.

-Drunk loli. -It's gonna spill…

-Alcohol poisoning. -It's gonna spill…

-It's over. -It got in my eyes!

-Balus. -It got in my eyes!

-Balus. -What a waste, I'm drinking it.

-Facials incoming. -What a waste, I'm drinking it.

-Thanks for the facial. -What a waste, I'm drinking it.

Hello.

I'm coming in.

-Smoke it up. -Whoa, censor it.

-Is that a hookah? -Whoa, censor it.

-Instant censorship, lol. -You can't livestream this.

-I'll change my voice too. -Does it get you high?

-I'll change my voice too. -Scary.

-So cute. -Scary.

-Just call the cops on this. -It's just a regular hookah.

-Cops called. -See?

-That's right. -I told you guys not to call the cops.

-Darn it. -I told you guys not to call the cops.

-There's a Beastfolk. -Hame is just joking around with you all.

-Lawless apartment. -Hame is just joking around with you all.

-Lawless apartment. -Huh? You guys don't know what a hookah is?

-Officer, there they are. -Huh? You guys don't know what a hookah is?

-It's over. -Whoa, I really got a warning.

-Cops called. -Whoa, I really got a warning.

WARNING FOR VIOLATION Everyone, this is completely legal.

WARNING FOR VIOLATION If you keep messing around, my channel's gonna get banned.

Get out, you idiot.

I got kicked out.

Whatever, let's regroup

and find the next person.

-A girl with glasses. -You came at the perfect time, Hame.

-Girl? -My next erotic manga is called

-This attractive figure drives me crazy. -"The Boy I Grew Up With

-This attractive figure drives me crazy. -is Actually a Futanari Brat".

-This attractive figure drives me crazy. -I'm looking for a model right now.

-That's not the look of a normal person. -I'm looking for a model right now.

-Sorry. -You're the only one who can help me with this, Hame.

-I'm livestreaming right now. Please let go. -You're the only one who can help me with this, Hame.

-I'm livestreaming right now. Please let go. -I'll make it worth your while.

-She's as strong as a Beastfolk. -I'll make it worth your while.

-She's as strong as a Beastfolk. -Just one hour is all I need.

-Just give up. -L-let's go find the next one.

-Let me show you the S-rank resident here. -Is this a woman's room?

So dirty.

-There are women like this, too. -Is she not home?

It's as messy as ever.

Mushrooms would grow here.

I wouldn't want to sleep in a bed like this.

Feels like there'd be mysterious creatures.

I can almost smell it.

The window's open. Is she over there?

Where is she?

-Huh? What's going on? -Found her.

-Is this something Beastfolk often do? -Yani, what are you doing?

-This isn't even about gender anymore. -Yani, what are you doing?

-This isn't even about gender anymore. -Meow.

-Silent cat. -I'm eating honey.

-I'm a Beastfolk too, but I don't eat honey. -I'm eating honey.

-I'm a Beastfolk too, but I don't eat honey. -What on earth are you doing?

I smoked too much, so I'm refreshing my mouth.

I-is that so.

Meow.

Dominant predator.

So scary.

-It's a bear. -Make her stop.

Nyagamihara is this kind of place?

Not all Beastfolk are like this.

-So much material. -This damages the reputation of bears.

Honestly, it's kind of turning me on.

Aren't there any decent people here?

Decent people?

There might be one, I think.

-We've now -It's coming…

-in front of the room -It's coming…

-of this apartment's greatest person. -Finally.

-If I said I'm livestreaming, -I hope it's a hot girl.

-he probably won't open the door. -I hope it's a hot girl.

-So let's film it in secret. -Here it is.

-So let's film it in secret. -That's a crime.

-So let's film it in secret. -She's actually committing a crime.

-Is he naked? What's going on? -She's actually committing a crime.

-Is he naked? What's going on? -Officer, it's this Beastfolk.

-What is he doing? -Officer, it's this Beastfolk.

No way.

-Do me hard, woof! -Catlyn…

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