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Dude, I have always wanted to do this.
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Like, heart and soul and watch us go
apart.
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Speaking of hearts and souls, you know
the triangle short waist factor over
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there? Okay, in 1911, 146 immigrants,
mostly women, of course, were working in
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the factory inside.
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A fire began.
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They were trapped.
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They were locked in. If they weren't
incinerated alive, they jumped out of
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the windows, plummeting to their deaths.
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Sucks.
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Okay, cool. What's next on the list?
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Woo! Yeah.
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Where to next?
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Let's go!
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What an exquisite park.
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It really is.
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Made only more exquisite if the Central
Park Five hadn't been wrongfully accused
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of rape and thrown in jail for their
entire young adult lives for no other
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reason than being black and brown boys.
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Ugh, the 80s when wrongful conviction
was still a novelty.
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L-O, fully L.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Yikes.
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Well, well, well.
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14 West 10th Street.
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Oh, my God, dude, Mark Twain lived here.
I read, um,
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like a bunch of his stuff.
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The Historic Landmark.
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Also known as the House of Hearts.
Because in 1987, this lawyer, Joel
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Steinberg, and his girlfriend, Hedda
Nussbaum, adopted a girl and beat her
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into a coma and blamed it on freebasing
too much coke.
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Yeah, right. And get this. They both
roam free today. Steinberg lives in
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Harlem with a garden.
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A garden! The fucking nurse!
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New York, New York, it's a hell of a
town, right?
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Come on, we've got a ferry to catch.
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Man, I'm really going to miss that
skyline.
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Picks my breath away, you know?
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It's nuts, but the whole damn thing is
really just one giant burial ground.
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It's like beauty, beauty, beauty,
bodies, bodies, bodies.
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Swindled by the Native Americans for
just $24.
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Same prices as breakfast.
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Only in New York.
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Four and three and two and one.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Yeah, so this is nuts, right? I mean,
it's finally starting to sink in.
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One week left, dude.
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Yeah. One week left.
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God, I want to... Your nose is bleeding.
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Oh, my God. I didn't even feel it. You
okay?
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Woo! Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine. You sure?
Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's sell your shit!
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It's not like a dorm dorm. It's like a
building for grad students and artists
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and residents.
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Take a break? Yeah.
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Legs, legs, legs, legs.
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Ugh. Okay, since we only have one week
left, I have planned a surprise.
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Okay. No, please tell me it's not
tickets to the musical about Jimmy
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Fallon's childhood.
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Born to giggle?
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No, Alana.
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We are going to see Lil Wayne.
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Yes!
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Oh, my God!
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What a sweet, goddess-like gesture.
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taking supplements?
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No, why do you ask?
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So, Alana, one more thing. This is big
and kind of scary, but so fun.
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Okay, so I'm bringing a friend with us
tonight, and her name is Molly.
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Okay, break.
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I just have been under the impression
that we were going to wait until we were
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in separate states to make new friends.
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No, dude, Molly, like MDMA.
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Who are you, Molly Dang Cyrus?
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You've never done Molly?
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No, I know, and I've only done it the
one time where I stole the van.
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One week before you move.
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1,972 miles away, I finally get to meet
perfect Abby.
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You must have looked that up, huh?
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Legs. Legs.
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Legs.
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You got it? Yeah. Get me over there.
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Legs. Legs. Legs.
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Damn,
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we carried that. Yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's not trash.
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You can't take it. I will not be
bullied.
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It's trash day.
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Do you believe he thought this was
trash?
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Okay,
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the tickets for tonight were a little
bit expensive, so we got to sell. Yeah,
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yeah. Well, this couch is going to be an
easy sell. Look at her.
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But, Dom, Danielle, we have some
freaking memories on this thing. Yeah.
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First time we split those two whole
pizzas. Oh, my God, in the hurricane.
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First time I made out with Beversley.
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What?
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Beversley. Do you know Beversley? Oh,
she's, like, weird and, like, quirky and
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queer and fluid and, you know, just,
like, mixed race. And I saw her on the
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street, and I brought her back up and
made out with her on the couch.
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Beversley. You know, I know that we just
carried the couch down three flights of
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stairs. Yeah. But I kind of want to keep
it now that... We're looking at it and
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talking about it. Alana, you should keep
it, dude. That would make me feel
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better. It would help.
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Okay, so we'll just leave it here for
now, and we'll figure out how to get it
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back to your place before the concert.
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That'll be a problem for later on. Yeah,
they'll figure it out.
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Sir, this is pre-fall 2010 CB2 resort
collection.
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Have a nice day.
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You are seriously good at this.
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We were just carrying the couch down
three flights of stairs, and I was
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thinking, imagine if these cushions
could talk.
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They would talk about lost coins or hot
farts or
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people who've unexpectedly made out
after one of them opened up his
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relationship. We weren't supposed to
talk about that.
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Shut up! Shut up!
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What are you guys giggling about?
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Nothing.
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No.
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compressor crusher thing. Our couch is
going to be killed.
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No, no. The compactor only works when
the truck is static. The dudes will have
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to come out to grab cans and we'll
connect with them then. Are you like in
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your element up here?
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There was a moment in time where trash
was very comforting to me.
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Well, I'm glad you're comfortable.
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We'll just wait here until it stops and
then we are on our way.
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That's what garbage trucks do. They stop
every half a block and hold up traffic
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and then you're stuck in a cab on 10th
Street and you end up peeing in a
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slurping cup and paying double the fare.
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Sometimes. Some people do.
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But actually the stops are totally
dependent on districts.
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It's all zoned out by zip codes. It's
like, it's pretty organized.
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It's pretty awesome.
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Are you a garbage pail kid? Tell me.
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Or I'm not sure.
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I'm not sure.
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Wait,
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hold on.
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What?
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That is insane. What do you mean
cornflakes were meant to curb
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masturbation? I mean exactly what I
said, Ms. Abrams.
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Dr. Kellogg of the Kellogg's Serial
Empire was a bizarre white man who was
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aggressively anti-sex and feared that
bold flavors would make people horny, so
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he invented cornflakes to stop people
from getting it on. I always want
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frosted mini-wheats, so I start there.
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Ding, ding, dog.
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That's fucking Kellogg. Huh.
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Oh, my God, this truck stopped.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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This is actually my couch, and we are
just taking it back.
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Once we collect the trash, it's city
property. But, um, it's just that, um,
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I just wanted to keep it because Abby's
moving next week, and
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they're best friends. She's mine.
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Alana, oh, my God, your nose again,
dude. Are you okay?
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what I'd do if Ike moved away.
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We've been on this route together for 15
years.
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15 years of wives and kids and little
league games.
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Mistresses, union scabs, getting made.
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Come on, Abe.
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All right, you know what? Take the
couch.
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Really? Yeah, take the couch. Thank you
so much. You are so sweet.
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Yeah, incredible thing.
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Thank you guys so much. Bye,
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ladies. Bye, ladies.
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Oh, my God, Alana.
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Fuck, dude, the concert starts so soon.
What are we going to do?
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I would have loved to rinse off before
we went to the show, but I know that
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Wayne likes a stinky pussy.
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Yeah, that's great.
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You mean the couch?
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I meant for the couch. Oh, I have no
fucking idea.
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Okay, okay.
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I mean, is there a world in
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which we take the sofa
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to the...
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Back around.
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Okay, so we'll just, like,
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leave it here, go to the show, and bring
it home after?
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No, I know what to do.
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Okay, my friend.
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Neat. My other wacky little friend,
Molly.
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Really nice to meet you, Molly. I've
heard a lot about you.
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Here we go.
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Whatever this is going to be.
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How's it going?
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These are invalid.
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You girls gotta move them off. Wait,
wait, wait. I got them on Craigslist.
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They're just like... Did you just say
Craigslist?
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Y'all ain't never heard of StubHub?
These are for sure fake.
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Get out of my line.
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Go.
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And how old are y'all anyway?
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I can't tell because the outfits aren't
matching the faces.
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Next.
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I'm sorry, dude. I'm a... Fucking idiot.
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No, you are not. Craigslist is the most
legitimate business, okay? The last time
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we used it, we cleaned that dude's
apartment in our underwear.
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Okay,
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okay. Hey, I bet.
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No, I know.
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That we can find some silly ass way in
here. Okay.
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Okay, we gotta do this before the molly
kicks in. Yeah.
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God, I'm feeling something, you know? It
is upon us.
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Abby, come now. Why? Look at the vent.
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Okay, we get up there. If we can, we
crawl inside. We're sinking inside the
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venue. We're done. Oh, my God, dude. I
have a Swiss Army, and it can unscrew
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the screws?
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Okay, I know exactly how we get up
there. You get on my shoulders, you do
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the thing, you pry it open, you crawl
inside.
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Oh, my gosh. Once I'm inside, I'll,
like, take my clothes off, and I'll,
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like, tie them all in a rope, okay? In a
knot, and I'll pull you up. I'm actually
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getting hot anyway, so this works out.
Yes, bitch. This is fully happening.
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We are such a team. Incredible.
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Maybe like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
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Okay, if we're going to put one arm. You
know, what if we, like, do this wall?
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Yeah, if my back is up against the wall.
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Yeah, yeah. And then we'll go. Yeah,
right. That's right.
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Ladders!
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Dude, you ever see how many Lil's there
are besides Wayne? Lil' Kim, Lil'
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Yachty, Lil' Dicky, Lil' Dooky, Lil'
Rel, Lil' Duval, Lil' Pump, Lil' Mama,
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Lil' Uzi, Barrett. Wait, wait, wait.
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Barrett, like, like a string team? Like
a lagoon?
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No, no, no. That's Ericaville.
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Oh, my God. If I was a rapper, my name
would be Ericaville.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'd be Lil'
Two-Ply. Lil' Clip-Down?
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Oh, my God. I'd be Lil' Nap-Time.
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Oh my god.
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Whispering is so...
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Sounds different, right? Yeah.
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I love, but I don't necessarily love it.
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You know what I mean? But I'm an
unconditional ride or die for him, and
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I'm grateful for what we went through to
get here.
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Me too.
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Me too.
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Oh, my God, dude.
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Oh, my goodness. No. What? I have such a
good idea.
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Dude.
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Reposition.
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Okay.
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It sounds like we're like right above
the audience, right?
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Okay. What if?
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We drop down. Dude, what if we drop
down? There's got to be like a door
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down. What if we drop down under the
audience?
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Dude, or... Break some skulls, dude!
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Or the stage.
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Like, we drop down under this stage and
we're like... Okay, yes.
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Fully fucking yes. Or we could go back
to the alley that we were
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hanging at and just knock on that vent.
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Yeah.
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little wheezy concert right here.
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Yes, dude.
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Dude,
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can I tell you something?
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Anything. You can tell me anything,
dude.
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I don't know if I knew who I am without
you.
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I don't have the same self I thought I
did. Dude, I am terrified.
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I'm like, do I even know how to make new
friends?
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I'm like, do I even like...
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don't even know you know that's my damn
problem dog i worry in retrospect that
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i've been co-opting your time and
keeping you from growing you know what i
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mean no dude i feel like i've been
relying on you for like my confidence
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like i didn't even know my ass was dope
until you taught me it was it's like you
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don't just like keep giving people fish
you know you're changing how they use
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their ass and then they never go hungry
you know what i mean
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my own you know as an individual rather
than tag lol remember jeremy yes
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everything on the entity that is i i
want to be like in a relationship like
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we have with someone who i have text
with you and like a cuddle with and shit
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you know i realize now that i didn't
give lincoln really a full true and real
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shot because i always made you my
priority and you know now that i think
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about it these notes that i keep getting
it's every time i think of us apart so
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it's really like a psychosomatic
response to our crippling codependence
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chance could be our better, bolder
selves.
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Bolder!
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Oh, bolder!
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But although it doesn't,
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it's going to be great.
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Yeah, dude, it's going to be great.
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It's going to be so good.
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I just have to talk that shit out.
Truly. And the fact that I can let it go
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is positive.
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Positive visimo. Yes!
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Okay, cool. I feel good that you feel
good.
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Like,
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okay, can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Do you feel, like, a little weird? Like,
shitty, perhaps?
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I'm starting to not feel well.
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Like, my whole body is starting to feel
weird.
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The comedown can be a little tricky.
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This is not good.
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This is not good.
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Do you have juice?
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No, I don't have any juice. Do you have
bread?
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Do you have bread? I don't keep bread in
the house.
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Noirers.
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You're 30.
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I'm 25. What's wrong with me?
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Well, what?
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Twister blew into town and spit out you
two tumbleweeds. Stop. You're killing
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me. Abby.
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Bevers.
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Oh, Abby.
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Okay, what are you doing? Please stop.
Why are you doing this?
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I sold every last bit of furniture, and
I upsold most of it.
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Bevers style.
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Bevers, that's really impressive.
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And here's my commishy.
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Bevers, thank you so much, really. I
really appreciate it.
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I'm really going to miss you.
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I'm really going to miss you, too.
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Wait, Bevers.
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Does Melody even know I'm moving out?
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Remember when we made meringues? When we
took care of that egg and then it
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cracked? That bird we found, that broken
bird. Oh, my God. I hope it's okay. It's
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not. You know what I mean? It's dead.
When you did the teeth whitening? Oh, my
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God. The first time I tried a diva cup.
That was a little bit of not my
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favorite.
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