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You don't even have to take that down.
She'll think it's like a kooky necklace
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holder or something. She'll never think
it's a dill bag. That hurts my heart.
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I feel like she's going to know that you
made it.
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Why? Just because I don't call my mom
Abby's mom.
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Four and three and two and one.
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Then we're going to do frozen hot
chocolate.
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Cool. And then after that, we're going
to visit Santa at Macy's. Totally. And
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top it all off with a fancy dinner at
Sushi Mambo.
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That's a lot of stuff. I like to keep it
light and fun with my mom. I mean, she's
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kind of conservative. So I appreciate
you cutting the cheese.
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Cut the cheese? Shit, I haven't said
that since like 1997.
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Oh, whoa, yes.
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Oh, my God. Thank God. I'm so sorry
about that.
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Woo! Okay.
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Back, baby. I'm back.
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Yeah, but cut the cheese is excellent.
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Thank science for sad lamps. Why don't
they just call them happy lamps?
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Because, like, sad lamps sound so sad.
Oh, it's not like sad. It stands for
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seasonal affective disorder, which
indicates the annual cycle of depression
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that I and others like me experience
every winter, all winter, and fall.
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And, like, the end of summer, too.
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That sadness, you know, that chews us up
and fits us out in the black a bit.
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Okay, here we go. Oh, wow. There we go.
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Banana juice.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, thank you.
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You know, Alana, maybe you just
increased your medication. No!
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No, I don't need to do that. Because I
have been steadily decreasing my dosage
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of antidepressants for two years. And
I'm supplementing anyway with my sad
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lamp. Happy lamp.
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Remember that?
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And it is working like a charm. Yeah, it
seems like it's working. Well.
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She'll be okay.
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little garbage pail girl.
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Okay, it was just a phase.
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A couple years.
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Gosh, everything looks so clean.
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It's basically just some glue,
toothpicks, and little designs. I wanted
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you to see what kind of cheese it was.
It's not a big deal. It's a very big
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deal. You are so creative.
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I'm so proud of you living as an artist
in your perfect apartment in the big
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city.
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So what are we going to do today?
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Well, you know, I would love to take you
to my studio space, but I'm actually
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renting it out.
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So, Fee is the name of the artist that
I'm renting it to, Sophie.
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She is just, like, she's super funky.
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How do we need to be honest with each
other?
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Yeah, you know, she's not that funky.
She's, like, pretty mainstream. Stop. I
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meant me. I need to be honest with you.
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Okay. I had a lump in my breast.
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A big one. Mom, what? No, but it's
benign. If I had cancer, I would let you
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know. But I didn't want to worry you.
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Um, okay. I mean, I guess I understand
that.
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Is it still so upsetting like you had to
go through all this? No, it's not
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upsetting. It's good.
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Because it made me realize all the
things I still want to do.
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I've never, um, had a martini.
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I never went to a play at night. At
knees.
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I've never had a pineapple barbecue
pizza thing from Hawaii.
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I've never gone without underwear.
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I want to wear clothes meant for black
women.
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That's an interesting one. And I would
really love to have one, like, naughty
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girl's night out with you. Could we do
that?
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Yeah. Did you call me?
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Bevers! No!
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What?
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Bevers, Jesus.
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Okay, well.
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Sorry, I thought you called me. When do
I ever call you?
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Anyway, who's this lovely creature?
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I'm Joanne.
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Joanne, I'm Matthew. Or Abby's mom is
how you should introduce yourself.
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Okay,
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Bevers, if you could put clothes on or
stay in your room.
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Joanne, until next time.
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Yes. Until next time. Your scarf.
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Thanks.
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Cute.
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Mom. Burry little bear.
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Bonjour.
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Listen up, hunty.
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It's that time of year.
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Spring cleaning. Come on, Marcel.
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Please. What do you mean, spring
cleaning? Well, I know we normally pull
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our tips, but tonight...
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It's winner takes all.
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As in, she who makes the most tips gets
all the damn tips.
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And whoever makes the least amount of
tips, your ass will be fired.
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I owe so much money to that many bad
people. I'll need two weeks because I
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have to relocate. You are all enemies
now.
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That's all.
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Have you guys ever fallen asleep here
and just spent the night?
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If you ever have to, it's surprisingly
not soul-crushing.
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You know what would be really nice?
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I was thinking maybe we could split an
app or like get a charcuterie plate, but
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I don't think we need to do anything too
crazy.
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The dress.
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A-da-boom, Marcel.
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Smells like a winning kind of night,
baby.
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I'm glad you think so, kind of, Thea.
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Oh, and here is my best friend and her
mother.
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They are my lucky charms, if you think.
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Oh, keep them close.
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You're going to need them.
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Here's my favorite ass.
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Joanne. Look at you, Joanne.
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Oh, my.
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Hey, girl.
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Hello, Mama.
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You look so hot. Your body is amazing,
dude.
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Really? You are an anal.
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Abby's mom, I'd like to friend.
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Oh. Friend.
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Friend. Yeah, friend.
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Please friend. Yeah. Well, let me take
you to your table before I do some
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really weird. Table.
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It has a subtle balance of foie gras and
seaweed.
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That's it.
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Okay. Any questions?
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Oh.
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What is good to drink here?
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Oh, there's an espresso matcha tea if
you want to get a little buzzy. What is
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that? Oh, this is the Mambotini. It's
our signature cocktail.
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It has alcohol in it.
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Mom, do you want to get those?
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Okay. Oh, my gosh, bad girl.
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Let's do shots.
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I have never done that.
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Okay, yeah, let's do shots, I guess.
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Talking about them bad, bad girls.
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These are our infamous sake rosé shots.
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I'll be back in a little bit.
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Well, you know, I don't think I've had
hard liquor since I got
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pregnant with you.
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Wow.
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Okay, well, let's do it, right? Yeah.
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Did you finish it?
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Why do people do this?
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I don't think anyone knows. It's a
mystery.
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Let's do another one.
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Okay.
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Our signature sushi fondue. And for the
blonde pixie spirit, a pork belly handle
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to start.
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Well, you all look like you have money
to burn and machismo to measure.
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So let me let you know about our
award-winning caviar.
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Let's just say they eat Sushi Mambo
caviar in Michelin.
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You know, I never tried it. The caviar,
obviously.
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We're only allowed to eat family-style
meals here.
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Like pigs eating slop out of a trough at
a country fair.
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Being measured for our weight in bacon.
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Please work. Please work. Please work.
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Please work.
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Please work. Please work.
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Please. Abigail?
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It's as bright as it was before. I'm not
feeling it. Oh, it's pretty fucking
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bright. It's just not doing it for me,
man. I can't get the juice. What
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about... Oh, yeah.
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Oh, keep her coming. Oh, my God. That is
amazing.
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Jeez.
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Oh, that's good.
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As of an angel, mind of mental health.
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MacGyver, thank you. Oh, that was
incredible. I'm good.
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Awesome. Great. What's up? You want to
get weird?
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Okay, no.
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Listen, my...
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Apparently had a lump in her breast and
she didn't tell me about it. It's fine
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now. It's fine.
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But it, like, really scared the shit out
of me. And so tonight she wants to have,
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like, a fun night. Like, a really fun
night. She wants more than that. The
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blue dress.
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Talk about lumped, girl. I know. I
didn't ever think my mom was hot.
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I did.
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Cool. I know. I have a time of the
classic for you.
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You imagine?
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Really know your way around that stuff,
huh?
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Not really.
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Okay. I smoke, like, sometimes.
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All right, I smoke. I smoke a lot.
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Okay, are you ready?
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Okay. I'm going to light it, and you're
going to take a gasp like Dad after you
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get back together.
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Not that I think about that at night.
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Okay, are you okay? Are you okay?
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My head feels like a balloon.
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It's like one of those allergy
commercials.
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Mom, you're high.
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You know who else I think smokes a lot
of this? Who?
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Charlie Rose.
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Oh, my God. And that voice.
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And the way he shoots the show like he's
in a black hole.
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There's no wall.
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Right. It's just a table. God, I would
not want to fuck him.
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Dude.
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I don't think I've ever heard you say
fuck like that before.
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Well, there it is.
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It's so funny for you to call me a dude.
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Well, not like a dude, just like dude.
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Like anyone can be a dude. It's just
like a friend thing.
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Aw, well then, cool dude.
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Cool.
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You're getting good.
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I feel like that's good. I feel like
that's good to start. I'll just do one
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more on our way back. Oh.
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Juicing, juicing, juicing.
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Let me tell you something.
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Life is trash.
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It just tastes better. It just tastes
better, right?
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I'm hot.
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I'm hot.
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Oh, my God.
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How are you? I'm fine.
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I just want to ask you a question.
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How many men have you slept with?
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Whoa. Okay.
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I don't know if I want to like... No,
I'm just curious.
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I have no idea what people do these
days.
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Fuck. Okay.
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We're being honest.
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I'm just going to do it. We're going to
go there and we're going to do it right
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now. 32.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Wow.
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I had three.
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I've slept with three my whole life, 55
years.
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Paul Cafferty, my first boyfriend, who I
think was gay anyway, your father, and
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now Neil.
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Okay, cool. My husband, Neil. You are
married. Well, we haven't made love in
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over a month. And if we're being honest,
it's more like making like.
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And I just wish I would have fucked up a
little more.
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I wish I would have fucked a little
more.
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Oh. You know, I never had sex with a man
who didn't speak English.
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Not even an ESL guy.
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You know, I've never even had anal sex.
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Not even a finger.
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It's not really something you can ask
for.
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Well, you just have to actually just ask
for it.
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Oh, Mom, it's okay. I understand.
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No, it's fine. It's okay.
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Last week, I penetrated myself with a
bottle of cough syrup.
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Okay.
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Get out of the way!
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Come on!
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It's me.
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Dude, your tinfoil broke.
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Okay, dude, my mom just told me she's,
like, really sexually frustrated and
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that she fucked a bottle of cough syrup
last week.
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I'm like, I don't know if I can, like,
handle this level of honesty.
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I'm like, is this what being an adult
is? This is terrifying.
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Wait, are you really, really, really,
really sad? Are you alright?
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That is so sad. Okay.
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What do you need from me? Okay. What do
you need? Bulbs.
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Bulbs? Okay.
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Oh, that is some pathetic shit.
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Okay, found a dude. Okay, give me
$10,000.
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Okay, I got it. Hang on, dude. Here we
go.
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Okay. Okay, here we go.
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Serotonin rising.
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Dopamine slowing.
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what kind of strong island honkies you
brought up in here, Vittania.
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But this is not Billy Joel's go-to Dave
and Buster's, okay?
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I'm sorry, Marcel.
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I wasn't on top of it, and I just don't
care.
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I'm feeling really depressed from the
winter, and I'm just numb.
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Do what you gotta do. I honestly don't
give a shit.
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You should fire me. Oh, okay. You're
playing me right now, ain't you?
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Marcel, seriously, take my tips. Do
whatever you got to do. Oh, please.
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Man, you are a career hustler. Whatever
it is you're doing is working on me. You
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know what? I want you to kick fuck me.
Get in there.
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Go on.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you for real?
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Mm-hmm.
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Fuck it. I'll fire Owen.
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Owen's a terrible waiter.
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I don't care about waiting. He's rich.
His family's rich.
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He'll be fine.
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But this depression shit.
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That's next-level bitchy.
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I'm kind of digging it. My dick is a
little bit hard.
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I hope you never get better.
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Thanks.
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Drama in the alley.
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Mom! Mom!
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Oh, my God, Mom!
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Stop it!
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Abby, go!
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Are you kidding me right now? Stop it!
Oh!
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Fist lock again?
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Ha!
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I need to go back to med school and
rehab.
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Owen. Owen.
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Owen, you're fired.
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Marcel.
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I blew you, dude.
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Anne. Fuck this.
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I'm out.
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I kissed a bisexual man with tongue.
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Okay. You're so good, Joanne.
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Sushi Mamba. Always celebrating cultural
fluid exchanges.
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Dad. Oh.
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Excuse me?
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My mother is Aisha Johnson.
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So that... Yes.
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You are my father.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, your ass is fired, too.
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I don't work with family.
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I should just up my medication in the
winter.
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You know, I was trying to decrease to
be, like, pure and strong or something,
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but that's shame and stigma right there.
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So I get sick sometimes and need
medicine. Who cares?
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That's awesome, dude.
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I found one.
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Ooh, that's pretty.
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That is a good one. It's a good one.
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Whoa.
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00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:40,250
So I just wanted to offer you this mom
pack. It's really popular among your
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demographic. She doesn't need a mom
pack.
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She's a city girl now.
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But thank you.
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Whoa.
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00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,700
You know what that slut would love?
Okay, let's stop calling her that. You
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should love that. I do.
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Okay.
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That.
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Yes.
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Mom, you're going to love that. You
deserve the best.
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But hand wash it only.
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