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Oyster. Shiitake.

Oh, mitake.

Dang. Touch of Himalayan sea salt.

Himalayan sea salt.

Okay, okay. Burrell.

Bungie mushroom in a dark sauce.

So good. So good.

Fennel seeds, please.

Yes. Have you ever heard of hen of the woods? Yeah.

I've heard of hen of the woods. No, I know.

Hen of the woods are literally like what?

Hen of the woods are literally like...

Exactly. Oh, portobello. Ugh.

Obvious. That's like dirt. Dirt. Well, what are these ones called?

I think they're just called shrooms. Yeah.

Shrooms.

Whew.

So,

the fat in the yogurt activates the psilocybin in the mushrooms. However, it

slows down digestion, thus yielding the perfect Dragonona timeline for today's

trip. All right.

BRB life.

Welcome to witch world, baby.

I could eat this every day.

Yeah.

Whistle, Tootsie Pop, water, charger, passport, dream catcher, backup dream

catcher. Are you feeling anything yet? No. Did you pee?

I did.

Like in the bathroom. Not like right this minute.

Dude.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

The dust ruffles blowing as if in the wind, but the windows are shut.

The dust ruffles blowing as if in the wind, but the windows are shut.

So you are, like, feeling it?

Uh... Then

I

realized I don't have permanent mono.

I'm just a little allergic to almond milk. Can I just say one thing? Please,

say it. Love is cool. It's just cool.

Love is cool. It's like the cure.

Wow.

I mean, can I just say one thing? Please, say it. Sometimes I think about

babies. I think about it all the time.

A person pussy poops another person. And then produces milk to make it grow to be

human-sized? That's comic book shit.

Moms are literal superheroes.

I mean, can you imagine how much love you must feel when you have a baby? They

have super-duper love.

Like that song, Super Duper Love, by Joss Stone.

That's the fucking power.

God, we're going to be good moms.

Hey, get out of the way.

Is it weird my nipples are sore? No, that is perfectly normal.

Mine are bleeding.

Did you ever think about getting a bra for your

butt? No. Do you think I should?

No way.

Oh boy.

Tunnels are so intense.

They're a microcosm of the whole trip.

A microcosm. We're okay. We're okay. Take my hand.

I love you too, man.

Turned out she was convicted of arson, but now she's a CrossFit trainer.

Elliot says she's the best one.

That makes so much sense.

Whoa. Did you hear that?

This is amazing.

Cool. It really is.

We should write that down.

For what?

Sometimes I just feel like our dynamic is special and we should capture it. I

feel like people would really relate to it.

I think I brought my vibrator.

Dude, maybe I am changing.

Maybe it's just your phone.

Fuck.

Shit, Zara needs me tonight.

But it's the weekend. I know.

Okay, she wrote.

Abby, I'm so sorry to ask you this, but I need you to pick up 100 macarons for

my wife's birthday and bring them to my house in the next hour. What?

Have I been talking for a long time? No, just like a second.

Just finish the text!

So I know it's the weekend.

But I really need this stupid inedible dessert.

She's French.

Reality.

Penetrating. Hold my hand.

God, we have these lollipops.

Okay. Okay. You know what? It's okay. We're okay.

We're fine.

Totally calm and cool as cucumber.

It doesn't have to totally change our day. No. No, it doesn't.

Macarons are very colorful and vibrant, and that is good.

Yeah, they are. I mean, I don't actually like them, like, flavor-wise. No. But

we'll just go and get a hundred macarons, sneak into Dara's house so her

wife doesn't find out that this was an afterthought.

Easy. So easy. Mm-hmm.

And not dressed. Mm-hmm. We are in a legit secret mission for love. And that,

my friend, is cool.

Good call.

That is cool. Mm.

Totally cool.

Isn't it nuts that pickles were cucumbers?

They're the trans people of the vegetable community.

Macarons taste terrible, but God, are they pretty.

Whoa, look at him.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Bienvenue à la boutique de macarons. Tout ce que vous voyez, vous pouvez

manger. Sorry, I only took French for seven years. I have no idea what you're

saying.

Les écoles américaines, c'est de la merde.

I've never been to Paris.

God, it really is so beautiful.

The French people just want to make everything, like, fancy, like they're

fries. It is like we all love the food.

You are not bestial because you love the food.

Oh, you know that being racist means white people still being racist.

Eh, I don't know.

Yippee! Yay!

Vive la resistance!

Au revoir, jolie reine.

Amusez-vous bien à la fête de Zara.

Ah, merci beaucoup, monsieur.

Au revoir.

Come on in. Come on.

Okay, let's set these babies up. Okay.

You are saving my ass ass.

I owe you one. There is no reason why I was not prepared to do this exact task

on a day such as today.

I should have known she was going to want macarons and not carrot cake. And

she's been hinting about it all week. I fucking hate hints. I never respond to

them. Just say what you want.

Totally. Hints are the worst. It's like, do you want to tell me the thing you're

trying to tell me about? Please just tell me directly what you want, because

then I'll do the thing. I'll do the damn thing. I just need a fucking clue.

Thank you. Thank you for helping out.

And please stay. Eat, drink, mingle. I'm going to get my girl.

Wow.

So you're in town just for one more night? Yeah, with Dean. Did you meet my

partner, Dean?

I have not.

He looked... Smart. That's what I'm getting. Well, we are always looking for

someone to show us a good time.

Do you mean like... Yeah.

You really came through tonight, Ab.

You know, I've been wanting to talk to you. I checked out your website

recently, uh, abolitionist.com. Oh, that's old.

From college. Really?

wonderful stuff.

Funny, great sense of color.

I was thinking we should get dinner. Yeah, maybe one night this week. Talk

about your goals and you potentially taking on more creative assignments.

Does that sound good?

Yeah, that sounds, that sounds, I hear it. Check out my schedule and put it on

the books. Okay, great.

Sounds great.

Looks like Abby's night's turning around, huh?

Abby, you... Hey, come with me. All right.

Jesus Christ, this is not a joke.

So, um, how are you feeling?

Yeah, I'm feeling definitely, like, a little bit different, right?

We're dropping, right? Yeah. Our serotonin is, like, fully fucking

depleted. Yeah. We're just gonna blaze and boost ourselves right back up. Okay.

Dara wants to schedule a dinner with me, just us, and talk about me taking on

more creative assignments.

Creative assignments?

Yeah. Yeah, bish! My body still feels, like, kind of weird right now, but I'm

able to process that this is, like, really good.

We are thriving!

I'm about to fuck two of the hottest people I've ever seen. A couple.

And the woman is older.

Alana, love is like... It's like the word is like... No, it's cool.

Yes! And you are like... You like find it every time. It's like, I

don't know how you do it. And we are just on this like wild journey that we

call life.

I am feeling it. I do feel it. It is a cumulative experience.

It's not nothing.

Very much like a pressurized heart.

You know what? I think you got enough. I feel like I had a bunch.

And I'm just going to go have comfortable rest at the Hot Couples

Hotel. And I'm really going to miss you. And I love you so much. I love you too.

I have a huge pussy. Huge. Could fit you both.

Probably. So should we set some rules or guidelines or a safe word?

Wow, wow. You guys are like hard-bodied Greek statues. I hope you're into a

soft Russian peasant body.

So stimulating.

Really hot.

Yowza. Holy moly. Wow.

Cool.

Penis perfect.

Incredible. It's like the Sahara down here.

I must be so dehydrated from all the squirting and cumming I do.

I'll be your baby. I'll be your baby.

Okay, I'll let you out.

Go ahead.

Okay.

You know what? I just need a minute.

Get it together.

We'll go out to the party. And then we will be ourselves with a bunch of

strangers. All right.

Let's go. I feel better.

Oh, my God.

Super cool?

Yeah, no shit. It's me, Alana Rodham Obama Wexler.

Tsunami.

Wolverine.

Nicki Minaj.

I'm free and I'm wild and got big old titties.

Come on, kids.

Come on. Here we go.

Hey, Alana.

Proper oral hygiene stimulates more than just your gums.

We're going to put that on tight.

You guys picked it up in the village? I want you to enter Dean from behind while

he eats me out.

Dope! Very cool.

You guys are efficient.

Okay, entering and eating out, great.

It's weird you're seeing me in a random suitcase, but you still have my

suitcase, and that's a visual reminder of me.

So this train of mental hallucination makes sense.

Totally makes sense.

Back to business.

Wow, Lana.

This is what you always wanted. This is your dream. Kudos.

I have to, um, poop hard.

Okay.

Okay. Oprah.

Oprah.

Mark Ruffalo.

I can do this. I

want this.

is how hot and fun I am.

See? Look at that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Ow! Ow.

Tara.

Oh, my god. Tara.

Thank god, Tara. I've been locked in here for like hours.

You just unlocked the door.

What's going on?

I'm tripping on mushrooms and I'm having a bad trip.

You know, I thought you were acting kind of funny, but I called you on a weekend.

That's my bad.

Yeah, I didn't know. I wasn't ready to get in and I would have not.

I get it. We've all had bad trips.

This too shall pass.

Just try to say that with me. This too shall pass.

This too shall pass.

Let's get some fresh air in here.

Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

Yeah, that makes me feel good.

Amanda?

Not into it.

That's a fucking bullet. I wouldn't want that kind of intimacy.

Cute. So cute.

God damn it. I love them.

I feel better.

Yeah, good job, dude. I'm proud of you.

That was also the same sound the cat made as it died slowly.

It's not your fault.