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Oyster. Shiitake.
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Oh, mitake.
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Dang. Touch of Himalayan sea salt.
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Himalayan sea salt.
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Okay, okay. Burrell.
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Bungie mushroom in a dark sauce.
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So good. So good.
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Fennel seeds, please.
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Yes. Have you ever heard of hen of the
woods? Yeah.
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I've heard of hen of the woods. No, I
know.
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Hen of the woods are literally like
what?
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Hen of the woods are literally like...
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Exactly. Oh, portobello. Ugh.
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Obvious. That's like dirt. Dirt. Well,
what are these ones called?
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I think they're just called shrooms.
Yeah.
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Shrooms.
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Whew.
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So,
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the fat in the yogurt activates the
psilocybin in the mushrooms. However, it
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slows down digestion, thus yielding the
perfect Dragonona timeline for today's
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trip. All right.
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BRB life.
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Welcome to witch world, baby.
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I could eat this every day.
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Yeah.
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Whistle, Tootsie Pop, water, charger,
passport, dream catcher, backup dream
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catcher. Are you feeling anything yet?
No. Did you pee?
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I did.
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Like in the bathroom. Not like right
this minute.
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Dude.
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Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
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The dust ruffles blowing as if in the
wind, but the windows are shut.
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The dust ruffles blowing as if in the
wind, but the windows are shut.
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So you are, like, feeling it?
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Uh... Then
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I
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realized I don't have permanent mono.
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I'm just a little allergic to almond
milk. Can I just say one thing? Please,
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say it. Love is cool. It's just cool.
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Love is cool. It's like the cure.
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Wow.
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I mean, can I just say one thing?
Please, say it. Sometimes I think about
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babies. I think about it all the time.
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A person pussy poops another person. And
then produces milk to make it grow to be
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human-sized? That's comic book shit.
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Moms are literal superheroes.
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I mean, can you imagine how much love
you must feel when you have a baby? They
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have super-duper love.
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Like that song, Super Duper Love, by
Joss Stone.
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That's the fucking power.
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God, we're going to be good moms.
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Hey, get out of the way.
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Is it weird my nipples are sore? No,
that is perfectly normal.
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Mine are bleeding.
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Did you ever think about getting a bra
for your
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butt? No. Do you think I should?
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No way.
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Oh boy.
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Tunnels are so intense.
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They're a microcosm of the whole trip.
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A microcosm. We're okay. We're okay.
Take my hand.
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I love you too, man.
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Turned out she was convicted of arson,
but now she's a CrossFit trainer.
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Elliot says she's the best one.
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That makes so much sense.
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Whoa. Did you hear that?
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This is amazing.
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Cool. It really is.
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We should write that down.
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For what?
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Sometimes I just feel like our dynamic
is special and we should capture it. I
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feel like people would really relate to
it.
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I think I brought my vibrator.
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Dude, maybe I am changing.
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Maybe it's just your phone.
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Fuck.
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Shit, Zara needs me tonight.
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But it's the weekend. I know.
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Okay, she wrote.
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Abby, I'm so sorry to ask you this, but
I need you to pick up 100 macarons for
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my wife's birthday and bring them to my
house in the next hour. What?
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Have I been talking for a long time? No,
just like a second.
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Just finish the text!
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So I know it's the weekend.
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But I really need this stupid inedible
dessert.
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She's French.
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Reality.
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Penetrating. Hold my hand.
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God, we have these lollipops.
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Okay. Okay. You know what? It's okay.
We're okay.
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We're fine.
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Totally calm and cool as cucumber.
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It doesn't have to totally change our
day. No. No, it doesn't.
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Macarons are very colorful and vibrant,
and that is good.
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Yeah, they are. I mean, I don't actually
like them, like, flavor-wise. No. But
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we'll just go and get a hundred
macarons, sneak into Dara's house so her
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wife doesn't find out that this was an
afterthought.
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Easy. So easy. Mm-hmm.
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And not dressed. Mm-hmm. We are in a
legit secret mission for love. And that,
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my friend, is cool.
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Good call.
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That is cool. Mm.
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Totally cool.
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Isn't it nuts that pickles were
cucumbers?
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They're the trans people of the
vegetable community.
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Macarons taste terrible, but God, are
they pretty.
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Whoa, look at him.
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Bonjour, mademoiselle.
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Bienvenue à la boutique de macarons.
Tout ce que vous voyez, vous pouvez
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manger. Sorry, I only took French for
seven years. I have no idea what you're
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saying.
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Les écoles américaines, c'est de la
merde.
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I've never been to Paris.
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God, it really is so beautiful.
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The French people just want to make
everything, like, fancy, like they're
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fries. It is like we all love the food.
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You are not bestial because you love the
food.
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Oh, you know that being racist means
white people still being racist.
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Eh, I don't know.
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Yippee! Yay!
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Vive la resistance!
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Au revoir, jolie reine.
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Amusez-vous bien à la fête de Zara.
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Ah, merci beaucoup, monsieur.
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Au revoir.
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Come on in. Come on.
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Okay, let's set these babies up. Okay.
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You are saving my ass ass.
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I owe you one. There is no reason why I
was not prepared to do this exact task
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on a day such as today.
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I should have known she was going to
want macarons and not carrot cake. And
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she's been hinting about it all week. I
fucking hate hints. I never respond to
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them. Just say what you want.
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Totally. Hints are the worst. It's like,
do you want to tell me the thing you're
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trying to tell me about? Please just
tell me directly what you want, because
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then I'll do the thing. I'll do the damn
thing. I just need a fucking clue.
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Thank you. Thank you for helping out.
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And please stay. Eat, drink, mingle. I'm
going to get my girl.
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Wow.
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So you're in town just for one more
night? Yeah, with Dean. Did you meet my
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partner, Dean?
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I have not.
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He looked... Smart. That's what I'm
getting. Well, we are always looking for
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someone to show us a good time.
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Do you mean like... Yeah.
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You really came through tonight, Ab.
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You know, I've been wanting to talk to
you. I checked out your website
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recently, uh, abolitionist.com. Oh,
that's old.
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From college. Really?
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wonderful stuff.
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Funny, great sense of color.
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I was thinking we should get dinner.
Yeah, maybe one night this week. Talk
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about your goals and you potentially
taking on more creative assignments.
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Does that sound good?
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Yeah, that sounds, that sounds, I hear
it. Check out my schedule and put it on
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the books. Okay, great.
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Sounds great.
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Looks like Abby's night's turning
around, huh?
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Abby, you... Hey, come with me. All
right.
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Jesus Christ, this is not a joke.
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So, um, how are you feeling?
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Yeah, I'm feeling definitely, like, a
little bit different, right?
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We're dropping, right? Yeah. Our
serotonin is, like, fully fucking
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depleted. Yeah. We're just gonna blaze
and boost ourselves right back up. Okay.
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Dara wants to schedule a dinner with me,
just us, and talk about me taking on
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more creative assignments.
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Creative assignments?
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Yeah. Yeah, bish! My body still feels,
like, kind of weird right now, but I'm
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able to process that this is, like,
really good.
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We are thriving!
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I'm about to fuck two of the hottest
people I've ever seen. A couple.
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And the woman is older.
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Alana, love is like... It's like the
word is like... No, it's cool.
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Yes! And you are like... You like find
it every time. It's like, I
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don't know how you do it. And we are
just on this like wild journey that we
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call life.
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I am feeling it. I do feel it. It is a
cumulative experience.
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It's not nothing.
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Very much like a pressurized heart.
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You know what? I think you got enough. I
feel like I had a bunch.
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And I'm just going to go have
comfortable rest at the Hot Couples
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Hotel. And I'm really going to miss you.
And I love you so much. I love you too.
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I have a huge pussy. Huge. Could fit you
both.
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Probably. So should we set some rules or
guidelines or a safe word?
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Wow, wow. You guys are like hard-bodied
Greek statues. I hope you're into a
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soft Russian peasant body.
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So stimulating.
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Really hot.
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Yowza. Holy moly. Wow.
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Cool.
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Penis perfect.
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Incredible. It's like the Sahara down
here.
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I must be so dehydrated from all the
squirting and cumming I do.
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I'll be your baby. I'll be your baby.
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Okay, I'll let you out.
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Go ahead.
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Okay.
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You know what? I just need a minute.
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Get it together.
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We'll go out to the party. And then we
will be ourselves with a bunch of
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strangers. All right.
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Let's go. I feel better.
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Oh, my God.
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Super cool?
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Yeah, no shit. It's me, Alana Rodham
Obama Wexler.
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Tsunami.
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Wolverine.
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Nicki Minaj.
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I'm free and I'm wild and got big old
titties.
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Come on, kids.
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Come on. Here we go.
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Hey, Alana.
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Proper oral hygiene stimulates more than
just your gums.
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We're going to put that on tight.
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You guys picked it up in the village? I
want you to enter Dean from behind while
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he eats me out.
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Dope! Very cool.
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You guys are efficient.
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Okay, entering and eating out, great.
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It's weird you're seeing me in a random
suitcase, but you still have my
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suitcase, and that's a visual reminder
of me.
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So this train of mental hallucination
makes sense.
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Totally makes sense.
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Back to business.
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Wow, Lana.
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This is what you always wanted. This is
your dream. Kudos.
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I have to, um, poop hard.
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Okay.
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Okay. Oprah.
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Oprah.
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Mark Ruffalo.
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I can do this. I
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want this.
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is how hot and fun I am.
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See? Look at that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Ow! Ow.
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Tara.
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Oh, my god. Tara.
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Thank god, Tara. I've been locked in
here for like hours.
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You just unlocked the door.
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What's going on?
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I'm tripping on mushrooms and I'm having
a bad trip.
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You know, I thought you were acting kind
of funny, but I called you on a weekend.
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That's my bad.
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Yeah, I didn't know. I wasn't ready to
get in and I would have not.
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I get it. We've all had bad trips.
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This too shall pass.
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00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,160
Just try to say that with me. This too
shall pass.
250
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,700
This too shall pass.
251
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,900
Let's get some fresh air in here.
252
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,420
Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
253
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,640
Yeah, that makes me feel good.
254
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Amanda?
255
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,770
Not into it.
256
00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:10,610
That's a fucking bullet. I wouldn't want
that kind of intimacy.
257
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,030
Cute. So cute.
258
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,750
God damn it. I love them.
259
00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:49,870
I feel better.
260
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,150
Yeah, good job, dude. I'm proud of you.
261
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:57,610
That was also the same sound the cat
made as it died slowly.
262
00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:00,010
It's not your fault.
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