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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,950 Hello, what's up sports fans and lonely 2 00:00:01,950 --> 00:00:01,960 Hello, what's up sports fans and lonely 3 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,950 Hello, what's up sports fans and lonely dads at Buffalo Wild Wings? I'm Desi 4 00:00:03,950 --> 00:00:03,960 dads at Buffalo Wild Wings? I'm Desi 5 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:04,470 dads at Buffalo Wild Wings? I'm Desi Lydic. 6 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:04,480 Lydic. 7 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,150 Lydic. >> And I'm Michael Costa, this is Sports 8 00:00:06,150 --> 00:00:06,160 >> And I'm Michael Costa, this is Sports 9 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,350 >> And I'm Michael Costa, this is Sports War, the show where we are legally not 10 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:08,360 War, the show where we are legally not 11 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,150 War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other. 12 00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:10,160 allowed to agree with each other. 13 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,030 allowed to agree with each other. >> So, if I say LeBron would be a perfect 14 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:12,040 >> So, if I say LeBron would be a perfect 15 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,670 >> So, if I say LeBron would be a perfect fit for the Golden State Warriors. 16 00:00:13,670 --> 00:00:13,680 fit for the Golden State Warriors. 17 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,510 fit for the Golden State Warriors. >> Then I say screw the Warriors, he's a 18 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:15,520 >> Then I say screw the Warriors, he's a 19 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,790 >> Then I say screw the Warriors, he's a perfect fit for my YMCA over 40 rec 20 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:18,800 perfect fit for my YMCA over 40 rec 21 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,390 perfect fit for my YMCA over 40 rec league team. The blue shirt team, we 22 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:21,400 league team. The blue shirt team, we 23 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,430 league team. The blue shirt team, we still can't pick a name. Without LeBron, 24 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:23,440 still can't pick a name. Without LeBron, 25 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,270 still can't pick a name. Without LeBron, we'll never beat the green shirt team. 26 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:25,280 we'll never beat the green shirt team. 27 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,990 we'll never beat the green shirt team. God, now that's a good name. 28 00:00:26,990 --> 00:00:27,000 God, now that's a good name. 29 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:27,750 God, now that's a good name. >> Uh 30 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:27,760 >> Uh 31 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,390 >> Uh LeBron doesn't need your fat balding 32 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:29,400 LeBron doesn't need your fat balding 33 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,110 LeBron doesn't need your fat balding friends with anger issues. That's what 34 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:31,120 friends with anger issues. That's what 35 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,750 friends with anger issues. That's what Draymond Green's for. But let's get into 36 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:33,760 Draymond Green's for. But let's get into 37 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,910 Draymond Green's for. But let's get into the biggest story in sports, the World 38 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:35,920 the biggest story in sports, the World 39 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,870 the biggest story in sports, the World Cup final is this Sunday, right here in 40 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:38,880 Cup final is this Sunday, right here in 41 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,030 Cup final is this Sunday, right here in the heart of New York, East Rutherford, 42 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:41,040 the heart of New York, East Rutherford, 43 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,670 the heart of New York, East Rutherford, New Jersey. 44 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:42,680 New Jersey. 45 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,310 New Jersey. And it is shaping up to be a doozy. 46 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:45,320 And it is shaping up to be a doozy. 47 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,710 And it is shaping up to be a doozy. >> The men's World Cup final showdown is 48 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:47,720 >> The men's World Cup final showdown is 49 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,270 >> The men's World Cup final showdown is set and Argentina will face Spain after 50 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:50,280 set and Argentina will face Spain after 51 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,470 set and Argentina will face Spain after a stunning late comeback against England 52 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:52,480 a stunning late comeback against England 53 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,870 a stunning late comeback against England led by captain Lionel Messi. 54 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:54,880 led by captain Lionel Messi. 55 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,550 led by captain Lionel Messi. Oh man, this is going to be good 56 00:00:58,550 --> 00:00:58,560 Oh man, this is going to be good 57 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,830 Oh man, this is going to be good awesome. I'm betting everything on 58 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:00,840 awesome. I'm betting everything on 59 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,910 awesome. I'm betting everything on Spain, Espana, and not just because once 60 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:03,920 Spain, Espana, and not just because once 61 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,870 Spain, Espana, and not just because once I put together a swing set using only 62 00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:05,880 I put together a swing set using only 63 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,455 I put together a swing set using only the Spanish instructions. 64 00:01:07,455 --> 00:01:07,465 the Spanish instructions. 65 00:01:07,465 --> 00:01:08,070 the Spanish instructions. >> [laughter] 66 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:08,080 >> [laughter] 67 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:11,310 >> [laughter] >> Let's just say my kids got muy injured 68 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:11,320 >> Let's just say my kids got muy injured 69 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,110 >> Let's just say my kids got muy injured after the el slide-o collapsed. Dios 70 00:01:14,110 --> 00:01:14,120 after the el slide-o collapsed. Dios 71 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,190 after the el slide-o collapsed. Dios mio. Regardless, Spain is technically a 72 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:17,200 mio. Regardless, Spain is technically a 73 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,710 mio. Regardless, Spain is technically a proficient team that's going to make a 74 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:18,720 proficient team that's going to make a 75 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,510 proficient team that's going to make a meal of Argentina. Well, technically 11 76 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:21,520 meal of Argentina. Well, technically 11 77 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,230 meal of Argentina. Well, technically 11 small meals served on tiny plates and 78 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:24,240 small meals served on tiny plates and 79 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,870 small meals served on tiny plates and much like the World Cup, it'll be very 80 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:25,880 much like the World Cup, it'll be very 81 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,415 much like the World Cup, it'll be very expensive and completely unsatisfying. 82 00:01:28,415 --> 00:01:28,425 expensive and completely unsatisfying. 83 00:01:28,425 --> 00:01:29,150 expensive and completely unsatisfying. >> [laughter] 84 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:29,160 >> [laughter] 85 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,345 >> [laughter] >> LIKE YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. 86 00:01:32,345 --> 00:01:32,355 >> LIKE YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. 87 00:01:32,355 --> 00:01:33,070 >> LIKE YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. >> [cheering] 88 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:33,080 >> [cheering] 89 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,790 >> [cheering] >> IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. 90 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:34,800 >> IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. 91 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,110 >> IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. >> COSTA, 92 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:36,120 >> COSTA, 93 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,710 >> COSTA, I'M BETTING me Costa on Argentina. 94 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:38,720 I'M BETTING me Costa on Argentina. 95 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,590 I'M BETTING me Costa on Argentina. They're going to make this game real 96 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:40,600 They're going to make this game real 97 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,590 They're going to make this game real messy for Spain. Argentina is not to be 98 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:44,600 messy for Spain. Argentina is not to be 99 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,710 messy for Spain. Argentina is not to be messied with 100 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:46,720 messied with 101 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,190 messied with thanks to their star player, Enzo 102 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:49,200 thanks to their star player, Enzo 103 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,270 thanks to their star player, Enzo Fernandez. 104 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:51,280 Fernandez. 105 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,710 Fernandez. Plus, they have that short old guy whose 106 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:52,720 Plus, they have that short old guy whose 107 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,470 Plus, they have that short old guy whose name I can't remember. And don't get me 108 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:54,480 name I can't remember. And don't get me 109 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,510 name I can't remember. And don't get me started on an Argentina's secret weapon. 110 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:57,520 started on an Argentina's secret weapon. 111 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,350 started on an Argentina's secret weapon. >> A generation of Nazi grandchildren? 112 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:01,360 >> A generation of Nazi grandchildren? 113 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,990 >> A generation of Nazi grandchildren? >> No, something even better. 114 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:04,000 >> No, something even better. 115 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,430 >> No, something even better. >> It's a battle of the generations with 116 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:06,440 >> It's a battle of the generations with 117 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,910 >> It's a battle of the generations with 39-year-old Lionel Messi going 118 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:08,920 39-year-old Lionel Messi going 119 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,350 39-year-old Lionel Messi going head-to-head with Spain's 19-year-old 120 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:11,360 head-to-head with Spain's 19-year-old 121 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,070 head-to-head with Spain's 19-year-old star Lamine Yamal. 122 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:13,080 star Lamine Yamal. 123 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,790 star Lamine Yamal. >> The multi-generational divide 124 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:14,800 >> The multi-generational divide 125 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,590 >> The multi-generational divide underscored by this remarkable snapshot 126 00:02:17,590 --> 00:02:17,600 underscored by this remarkable snapshot 127 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,430 underscored by this remarkable snapshot from a charity calendar photoshoot 128 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:19,440 from a charity calendar photoshoot 129 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,830 from a charity calendar photoshoot nearly 20 years ago. The image going 130 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:21,840 nearly 20 years ago. The image going 131 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,790 nearly 20 years ago. The image going viral showing Messi when he played for 132 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:23,800 viral showing Messi when he played for 133 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:28,910 viral showing Messi when he played for FC Barcelona giving baby Yamal a bath. 134 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:28,920 FC Barcelona giving baby Yamal a bath. 135 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:31,510 FC Barcelona giving baby Yamal a bath. >> YEAH, that's right. Messi's playing the 136 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:31,520 >> YEAH, that's right. Messi's playing the 137 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,550 >> YEAH, that's right. Messi's playing the classic mental long game. 20 years ago 138 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:35,560 classic mental long game. 20 years ago 139 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,670 classic mental long game. 20 years ago he volunteered to give a bath to a baby 140 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:37,680 he volunteered to give a bath to a baby 141 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,550 he volunteered to give a bath to a baby who he knew would grow up to be Spain's 142 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:39,560 who he knew would grow up to be Spain's 143 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,190 who he knew would grow up to be Spain's star player. Now that is how you get 144 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:42,200 star player. Now that is how you get 145 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,150 star player. Now that is how you get inside an opposing player's soft little 146 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:44,160 inside an opposing player's soft little 147 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,510 inside an opposing player's soft little head. How can Yamal possibly lock in 148 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:46,520 head. How can Yamal possibly lock in 149 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,070 head. How can Yamal possibly lock in knowing the man across from him has seen 150 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:48,080 knowing the man across from him has seen 151 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,590 knowing the man across from him has seen his tiny baby empanada? 152 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:51,600 his tiny baby empanada? 153 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,870 his tiny baby empanada? >> I disagree, Desi. That tiny baby 154 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:53,880 >> I disagree, Desi. That tiny baby 155 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,470 >> I disagree, Desi. That tiny baby empanada haunts Messi's dreams. He wakes 156 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:56,480 empanada haunts Messi's dreams. He wakes 157 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,550 empanada haunts Messi's dreams. He wakes up in a cold sweat yelling, "How can I 158 00:02:58,550 --> 00:02:58,560 up in a cold sweat yelling, "How can I 159 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,710 up in a cold sweat yelling, "How can I defeat the hairless balls I once so 160 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:00,720 defeat the hairless balls I once so 161 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,750 defeat the hairless balls I once so tenderly washed?" 162 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:03,760 tenderly washed?" 163 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,390 tenderly washed?" It makes you think. 164 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:05,400 It makes you think. 165 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,270 It makes you think. >> Oh, 166 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:06,280 >> Oh, 167 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,310 >> Oh, why start now? Which brings us to our no 168 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:09,320 why start now? Which brings us to our no 169 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,710 why start now? Which brings us to our no tears diaper buster bet of the night. 170 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:11,720 tears diaper buster bet of the night. 171 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,030 tears diaper buster bet of the night. What kind of weird ass charity put out 172 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:14,040 What kind of weird ass charity put out 173 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,550 What kind of weird ass charity put out that calendar? 174 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:15,560 that calendar? 175 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,110 that calendar? Presented by Gambling. Gambling, hungry? 176 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:19,120 Presented by Gambling. Gambling, hungry? 177 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,030 Presented by Gambling. Gambling, hungry? Gamble. 178 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:21,040 Gamble. 179 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,470 Gamble. >> Moving on. While we don't know the 180 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:22,480 >> Moving on. While we don't know the 181 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,030 >> Moving on. While we don't know the winner of the World Cup just yet, we 182 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:24,040 winner of the World Cup just yet, we 183 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,830 winner of the World Cup just yet, we already know the breakout star of the 184 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:25,840 already know the breakout star of the 185 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,550 already know the breakout star of the tournament is this fan from Norway. 186 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:28,560 tournament is this fan from Norway. 187 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,550 tournament is this fan from Norway. >> It's Norway's fans who've been grabbing 188 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:30,560 >> It's Norway's fans who've been grabbing 189 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,509 >> It's Norway's fans who've been grabbing the headlines with their Viking-inspired 190 00:03:33,509 --> 00:03:33,519 the headlines with their Viking-inspired 191 00:03:33,519 --> 00:03:36,550 the headlines with their Viking-inspired rowing chant. But one supporter was not 192 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:36,560 rowing chant. But one supporter was not 193 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,830 rowing chant. But one supporter was not happy. This is Emil Anders Lapin in the 194 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:39,840 happy. This is Emil Anders Lapin in the 195 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,270 happy. This is Emil Anders Lapin in the middle of a crowd of rowing fans, but he 196 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:42,280 middle of a crowd of rowing fans, but he 197 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,430 middle of a crowd of rowing fans, but he went viral for refusing to join in. 198 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:45,440 went viral for refusing to join in. 199 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,990 went viral for refusing to join in. >> First of all, 200 00:03:46,990 --> 00:03:47,000 >> First of all, 201 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,110 >> First of all, I just find it really stupid and it's 202 00:03:50,110 --> 00:03:50,120 I just find it really stupid and it's 203 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,710 I just find it really stupid and it's actually wrong. 204 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:51,720 actually wrong. 205 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,750 actually wrong. The Vikings sailed across across the 206 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:53,760 The Vikings sailed across across the 207 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,030 The Vikings sailed across across the Atlantic. They didn't row across the 208 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:56,040 Atlantic. They didn't row across the 209 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,950 Atlantic. They didn't row across the Atlantic. 210 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:57,960 Atlantic. 211 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,070 Atlantic. >> OH, COME ON. 212 00:03:59,070 --> 00:03:59,080 >> OH, COME ON. 213 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,030 >> OH, COME ON. SINCE WHEN do nerds like sports? No 214 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:01,040 SINCE WHEN do nerds like sports? No 215 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,230 SINCE WHEN do nerds like sports? No wonder Norway lost. THIS FJORD DIDN'T 216 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:03,240 wonder Norway lost. THIS FJORD DIDN'T 217 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,790 wonder Norway lost. THIS FJORD DIDN'T ROW. 218 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:04,800 ROW. 219 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,110 ROW. THIS IS THIS IS A sacred Norwegian 220 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:07,120 THIS IS THIS IS A sacred Norwegian 221 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,990 THIS IS THIS IS A sacred Norwegian tradition going all the way back to 222 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:09,000 tradition going all the way back to 223 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,270 tradition going all the way back to March of this year. 224 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:11,280 March of this year. 225 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,150 March of this year. He was just sitting there drunk doing 226 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:13,160 He was just sitting there drunk doing 227 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,270 He was just sitting there drunk doing nothing. I sit here drunk doing nothing 228 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:15,280 nothing. I sit here drunk doing nothing 229 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,030 nothing. I sit here drunk doing nothing all the time. WHY DON'T I GET any 230 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:17,040 all the time. WHY DON'T I GET any 231 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,190 all the time. WHY DON'T I GET any credit? You know why? Because I'm a 232 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:19,200 credit? You know why? Because I'm a 233 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:25,190 credit? You know why? Because I'm a woman. 234 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:25,200 235 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:25,922 >> DESI, 236 00:04:25,922 --> 00:04:25,932 >> DESI, 237 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:26,070 >> DESI, >> [cheering] 238 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:26,080 >> [cheering] 239 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:31,163 >> [cheering] >> DESI, DESI. 240 00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:31,173 241 00:04:31,173 --> 00:04:31,390 >> [applause] 242 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:31,400 >> [applause] 243 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,350 >> [applause] >> DESI, YOU'RE JUST PROVING WHAT EVERYONE 244 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:33,360 >> DESI, YOU'RE JUST PROVING WHAT EVERYONE 245 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,510 >> DESI, YOU'RE JUST PROVING WHAT EVERYONE THINKS. Women don't know about 246 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:35,520 THINKS. Women don't know about 247 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,790 THINKS. Women don't know about Norway. The fan 248 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:38,800 Norway. The fan 249 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,110 Norway. The fan This fan gets it. The fun part of sports 250 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:41,120 This fan gets it. The fun part of sports 251 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,470 This fan gets it. The fun part of sports is historical accuracy. Of course, he 252 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:43,480 is historical accuracy. Of course, he 253 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,870 is historical accuracy. Of course, he shouldn't row. He should do as the 254 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:44,880 shouldn't row. He should do as the 255 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,790 shouldn't row. He should do as the Vikings do and decapitate everyone 256 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:46,800 Vikings do and decapitate everyone 257 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,990 Vikings do and decapitate everyone inside of monastery. 258 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:49,000 inside of monastery. 259 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,350 inside of monastery. >> OKAY, COSTAS, SPORTS ARE ABOUT showing 260 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:51,360 >> OKAY, COSTAS, SPORTS ARE ABOUT showing 261 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,550 >> OKAY, COSTAS, SPORTS ARE ABOUT showing up for one another, pulling in the same 262 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:53,560 up for one another, pulling in the same 263 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,990 up for one another, pulling in the same direction, no I in team, whatever other 264 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:56,000 direction, no I in team, whatever other 265 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,510 direction, no I in team, whatever other we tell men to get them out of 266 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:57,520 we tell men to get them out of 267 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,950 we tell men to get them out of the house for 10 minutes so I can pumice 268 00:04:58,950 --> 00:04:58,960 the house for 10 minutes so I can pumice 269 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:03,258 the house for 10 minutes so I can pumice my heels IN PEACE. GOD DAMN IT. 270 00:05:03,258 --> 00:05:03,268 271 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:05,878 >> [cheering] 272 00:05:05,878 --> 00:05:05,888 273 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:06,630 [applause] 274 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:06,640 [applause] 275 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,070 [applause] >> Which brings us to our 6 months of the 276 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:09,080 >> Which brings us to our 6 months of the 277 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,590 >> Which brings us to our 6 months of the darkness bed of the never-ending night. 278 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:11,600 darkness bed of the never-ending night. 279 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,710 darkness bed of the never-ending night. Now that Norway lost, where will they 280 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:13,720 Now that Norway lost, where will they 281 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,470 Now that Norway lost, where will they row that imaginary boat? Presented by 282 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:16,480 row that imaginary boat? Presented by 283 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,550 row that imaginary boat? Presented by gambling. Gambling, there's a reason 284 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:18,560 gambling. Gambling, there's a reason 285 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,030 gambling. Gambling, there's a reason grandpa [music] smells like that. 286 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:22,040 grandpa [music] smells like that. 287 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,630 grandpa [music] smells like that. >> Of course, with the World Cup coming to 288 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:23,640 >> Of course, with the World Cup coming to 289 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,430 >> Of course, with the World Cup coming to a close, now's the time when teams that 290 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:25,440 a close, now's the time when teams that 291 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,190 a close, now's the time when teams that underperformed are trying to figure out 292 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:27,200 underperformed are trying to figure out 293 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,230 underperformed are trying to figure out what went wrong. And in Senegal, they 294 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:29,240 what went wrong. And in Senegal, they 295 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,270 what went wrong. And in Senegal, they may have found an answer. 296 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:31,280 may have found an answer. 297 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,470 may have found an answer. >> The Senegalese Football Federation said 298 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:33,480 >> The Senegalese Football Federation said 299 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,150 >> The Senegalese Football Federation said that after the tournament ended, they 300 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:35,160 that after the tournament ended, they 301 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,270 that after the tournament ended, they realized the national team doctor was a 302 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:37,280 realized the national team doctor was a 303 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,230 realized the national team doctor was a gynecologist and not a sports doctor, 304 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:39,240 gynecologist and not a sports doctor, 305 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,670 gynecologist and not a sports doctor, which allegedly caused discomfort among 306 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:41,680 which allegedly caused discomfort among 307 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:47,110 which allegedly caused discomfort among players during the World Cup. 308 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:47,120 309 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,470 >> That's where 310 00:05:48,470 --> 00:05:48,480 >> That's where 311 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,430 >> That's where That's where my Senegalese gyno's been. 312 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:52,440 That's where my Senegalese gyno's been. 313 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,950 That's where my Senegalese gyno's been. I've been flying to West Africa because 314 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:53,960 I've been flying to West Africa because 315 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,190 I've been flying to West Africa because he's the only doctor who takes my 316 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:55,200 he's the only doctor who takes my 317 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,510 he's the only doctor who takes my insurance. 318 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:57,520 insurance. 319 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,110 insurance. Plus there's nothing sexier than getting 320 00:05:59,110 --> 00:05:59,120 Plus there's nothing sexier than getting 321 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,554 Plus there's nothing sexier than getting a pap smear in French. 322 00:06:01,554 --> 00:06:01,564 a pap smear in French. 323 00:06:01,564 --> 00:06:04,350 a pap smear in French. >> [laughter] 324 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:04,360 325 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,270 >> How dare they blame him for losing? Look 326 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:06,280 >> How dare they blame him for losing? Look 327 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,990 >> How dare they blame him for losing? Look at the numbers. Yes, Senegal allowed 328 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:08,000 at the numbers. Yes, Senegal allowed 329 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,030 at the numbers. Yes, Senegal allowed nine goals, but they had zero yeast 330 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:10,040 nine goals, but they had zero yeast 331 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,379 nine goals, but they had zero yeast infections. 332 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:11,389 infections. 333 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:12,689 infections. >> [laughter] 334 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:12,699 >> [laughter] 335 00:06:12,699 --> 00:06:13,510 >> [laughter] [cheering] 336 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:13,520 [cheering] 337 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:13,999 [cheering] >> Desi, 338 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:14,009 >> Desi, 339 00:06:14,009 --> 00:06:15,870 >> Desi, >> [applause] 340 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:15,880 >> [applause] 341 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,670 >> [applause] >> let me disagree. And just a heads-up, 342 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:18,680 >> let me disagree. And just a heads-up, 343 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,909 >> let me disagree. And just a heads-up, okay? You're going to feel a pinch. Men 344 00:06:20,909 --> 00:06:20,919 okay? You're going to feel a pinch. Men 345 00:06:20,919 --> 00:06:24,350 okay? You're going to feel a pinch. Men need man doctors, not clam doctors. 346 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:24,360 need man doctors, not clam doctors. 347 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,110 need man doctors, not clam doctors. Manly men doctors. You tear your ACL, he 348 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:27,120 Manly men doctors. You tear your ACL, he 349 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,030 Manly men doctors. You tear your ACL, he prescribes you 20 years of staring 350 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:29,040 prescribes you 20 years of staring 351 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,909 prescribes you 20 years of staring silently out a window. 352 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:32,919 353 00:06:32,919 --> 00:06:36,269 How is THIS MY LIFE? 354 00:06:36,269 --> 00:06:36,279 How is THIS MY LIFE? 355 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:37,470 How is THIS MY LIFE? >> [cheering] 356 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:37,480 >> [cheering] 357 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:42,909 >> [cheering] >> YEAH. 358 00:06:42,909 --> 00:06:42,919 359 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:44,129 >> STOP STARING AT ME. 360 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:44,139 >> STOP STARING AT ME. 361 00:06:44,139 --> 00:06:46,830 >> STOP STARING AT ME. >> [laughter] 362 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:46,840 363 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,190 >> WHICH BRINGS US TO THE OVARY UNDER par 364 00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:49,200 >> WHICH BRINGS US TO THE OVARY UNDER par 365 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,950 >> WHICH BRINGS US TO THE OVARY UNDER par labia bet of the night. Can Costa 366 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:51,960 labia bet of the night. Can Costa 367 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,264 labia bet of the night. Can Costa accurately LABEL THIS DIAGRAM? 368 00:06:55,264 --> 00:06:55,274 accurately LABEL THIS DIAGRAM? 369 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:57,229 accurately LABEL THIS DIAGRAM? >> [screaming] 370 00:06:57,229 --> 00:06:57,239 >> [screaming] 371 00:06:57,239 --> 00:07:01,814 >> [screaming] [cheering] 372 00:07:01,814 --> 00:07:01,824 373 00:07:01,824 --> 00:07:02,270 [applause] 374 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:02,280 [applause] 375 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,350 [applause] >> PRESENTED BY GAMBLING. GAMBLING. He went 376 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:05,360 >> PRESENTED BY GAMBLING. GAMBLING. He went 377 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:09,950 >> PRESENTED BY GAMBLING. GAMBLING. He went to Jared, his brother, for money. 378 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:09,960 379 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,750 >> Come on, the Chicago Bulls logo? I can 380 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:11,760 >> Come on, the Chicago Bulls logo? I can 381 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,990 >> Come on, the Chicago Bulls logo? I can easily label that. 382 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:14,000 easily label that. 383 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,510 easily label that. Well, that's all the time we have. Join 384 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:15,520 Well, that's all the time we have. Join 385 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,550 Well, that's all the time we have. Join us next week when we ask, is it time 386 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:17,560 us next week when we ask, is it time 387 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,350 us next week when we ask, is it time people with disabilities got their own 388 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:19,360 people with disabilities got their own 389 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,670 people with disabilities got their own separate Olympics? [music] 390 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:20,680 separate Olympics? [music] 391 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,830 separate Olympics? [music] >> Yeah, dum-dum, that already exists. 392 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:22,840 >> Yeah, dum-dum, that already exists. 393 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,240 >> Yeah, dum-dum, that already exists. >> Oh, cuz I was going to say no. 32726

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