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I should not be doing domestic

work.

I'm going to hire a maid.

You can afford it.

Thank you.

Not much cash.

But who needs cash nowadays?

Oh, here we go. Bingo.

Rachel. Oh. What the hell are you doing looking through my wallet?

It slipped out of your pants and I was just making sure, you know.

I'm supposed to be doing laundry and I'm trying to take my credit card. I didn't

know you were a gold member, platinum plus.

I didn't know you had all these credit cards.

Yeah. Now it's time to give it back.

Wow. Oh, my God. You've got more here? How many do you have?

Enough for me, not for you.

All right. Here you go.

Yeah.

Your jeans are clean.

Shall I fold them for you now?

Please. There you go.

Now, wait a minute.

Listen.

You know your father and I have been fighting a little bit lately.

Things have been kind of stressful around here.

He's kind of, I don't know, he's cut me off financially a little bit.

I haven't been able to go shopping. Do you know what that does to me?

I get splitting headaches. I'm really bitchy.

Do you really think I belong in a laundry room doing laundry?

That's nice for me.

Yeah, but, you know, I'd rather be shopping.

Wouldn't you rather see me buy...

More sexy clothes.

Wow. Yeah, I mean, this sweater alone costs like $70 because

it's cashmere. Feel it.

Wow.

Yeah, see?

Oh, yeah.

Just, you know, this sweater, I washed it, and now it's shrunk, and look how

small it is.

You know?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to see that.

And, you know, lingerie costs money, too.

And I have lots of fancy lingerie that I had, garters, silk

stockings, expensive shoes.

These are all things that I just need to have. And I should have them. Yeah, you

should. Yeah.

So, anyway, is there some way I could maybe convince you to let

me maybe have...

One of those credit cards, just so I could go shopping. I don't think that's

a good idea.

Why is that?

Well, I don't know. You know, everyone says that you should, no offense, never

give a woman your credit card.

Really? Who says that?

Like everybody, like all the cool people.

Oh, your guy friends?

I guess.

What about... Whoa.

I'm sure there's something I could do to convince you.

Don't you think so?

After all, you are my...

stepson. Well, what if someone, what if dad walks in or something?

Oh, I don't think he's going to catch us. He's upstairs snoozing away, taking

his nap instead of taking care of me.

I have needs, you know.

And a lot of them are financial needs.

And he's not giving me what I want. So, maybe he can strap in

some good considerate, just considerate.

Wow.

Are you sure Dad's sleeping?

Yes, I'm positive.

I put a Valium in his cocktail.

Because I don't want to deal with him.

There. Now, doesn't that feel good?

It feels excellent.

And I know you just broke up with your girlfriend, so it's probably been just

you doing this to yourself, right?

I guess.

Yeah.

I know it's okay to do it, but it's got to feel better with a nice, warm,

womanly hand.

Especially someone with experience like you. Yeah, I have a little bit of

experience. I do.

It just gets better with money.

Oh, yeah.

You like that?

How do you like them apples?

Wow, those are big apples.

Mm-hmm.

All right, here's the deal.

You want me to finish this, I'm going to need a credit card.

Just give me the lowest one, that's fine.

Lowest one, not black card.

You have a black card?

No, platinum I'm in.

That will do for now.

Alright, I think we have a little deal.

Does that feel good?

We have a special relationship now.

You can't tell anybody else about that.

I don't know. This will keep me quiet right here.

Okay.

Dad would kill me if he found my cock in his wife's mouth.

Yeah.

By the way, your cock is ten times bigger than his. Wow. He's a noodle

dick.

When was the last time someone gave you this kind of attention?

Do you want more?

Yeah, I want more.

That's part of the deal, right?

Yeah, but let me see.

Oh.

Everyone has one of these.

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have anything with a larger limit?

Like maybe gold?

Um... If you give me gold, I'll give you more.

Like, what more?

Hmm.

Maybe I will take off my skirt.

Hmm.

Okay, but... Okay, but nothing. Don't think about a thing. Just give it to me.

That's it.

Oh, yes. This feels so much better.

Remember, you have to be quiet because it echoes in this laundry room.

There. I know you boys wanted to see your stepmother naked.

Yeah. Well, if I'm going to give you that gold card, I just don't want to

look at it.

Oh, don't worry.

For the black card, you're really going to sing.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

What do you think about the black card?

Oh, come on.

I know you want to give it to me.

You know I have to have pretty things.

Expensive things.

Things to make me happy around this miserable house.

Hmm? Yeah, I guess we can do the black card.

Oh, really?

Hmm.

Yeah, give me that black card.

And my app is yours.

How does that sound?

That sounds like a plan.

Yeah.

Oh,

man.

I hate the whole lot.

Oh.

Where's the black card?

I don't know.

All right.

Now you get your present.

Are your balls full?

Oh, yeah.

They look like they're turning blue.

They really is.

Blue balls and a full wallet.

Oh,

there you go.

That's worth a couple of credit cards, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, it is.

That feels really good.

It's better than your fucking needle dick noodle limp dick dad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. I'm so busy.

Oh,

yeah. After this, I'll go shopping and buy some little things.

the clips.

We can even give you some more.

Whatever you want, baby.

My ass is yours.

Oh, yeah.

Give me that big cock.

There we go.

Yeah.

Yeah, Amy.

Amy,

give me all the cash, too.

What's your bank account number?

I'll give you that.

What's that PIN number?

The PIN number.

Huh? 6-9-6-9.

I should get that.

There's the big number.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, and Cash, I can think of.

Yeah. You got any cash stashed in the house?

There's some in between the walls.

Really? Yeah.

Which walls?

Outside my dad's bedroom. Oh, really? How do I...

It's all those expensive yoga classes.

Oh, yeah.

Safety deposit box.

What number is it?

9696. Oh, yeah.

Where's the key to it?

I think he keeps it in the back of the freezer.

That should do it for me.

Yeah, that's it.

Empty those balls.

Give me your credit cards and all the money and everything else.

You're going to give me that big load of cum.

Oh, yeah.

That's what I want, too.

Fuck me.

much better than yours.

of me there.

Yeah, baby.

That's right. Fuck me.

And do those blue balls

Yeah, baby.

God, I'm going to come for me.

Oh, I'm going to come.

Yeah? Oh, I'm going to come, yeah.

Does that feel better now that you've been drained?

Much better.

Wow.

You were really, really uptight.

Can I have my cards back now?

No.

Remember?

That was the deal.

And the wallet.

And the black card.

And you gave me the PIN number. And you told me where the keys were.

And you told me where the safety deposit box was.

Remember?

Oh, now I remember.

So... But don't worry.

This is our little secret.

And... I think you should probably get yourself cleaned up and...

I'm going to go shopping.

Okay.

Don't spend too much.

You gave me your black card. You gave me your pin number.

I'll spend whatever I want to because now I own you financially

and physically.

Oh, no. I'm going to screw it up.

Oh, life is so easy.