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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Hello?

Hi, this is welcome to your 3 o

'clock lecture.

Okay, thank you.

Hi, Ivy.

It's Tiffany.

Do you remember me from college?

I don't remember you, sorry.

Oh, well we were in chemistry together, a

few other classes too.

It's okay.

It's fine.

Let me take a look at that.

Yeah.

So what do you believe qualifies you for

this job exactly?

Well, you know, as you know, we graduated

from the same college.

Me also with a marketing degree.

So I've got 5 years under my belt.

I've worked for several different internet companies.

And I'm a really, really good people person.

So I work well in a lot of

different environments.

I think I'd be a perfect fit for

your guys' company.

And I'd love to be a part of

it.

I'm just not feeling the qualifications of this

resume.

I just, I don't really feel like you're

qualified for this position.

What do you mean?

We went to the same college.

We took the same classes.

We have the same qualifications.

Qualifications?

I just don't feel your passion for this

particular area of work.

Honestly, your vibe is just a little off.

Generally, with my applicants that I hire, I

just have this special connection with them.

You know?

I'm not really sure what you mean.

I mean, I am passionate and I really

need this job.

You know, Tiffany, I think I do remember

you.

You and all of your sorority sisters making

fun of me because I'm gay.

What are you talking about?

Don't pretend you don't remember.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You know, I think there is something that

could show me you're qualified for the job.

That would show me how passionate you really

are about the job.

Can you guess what that might be?

No.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I'm married and I've never been with a

girl and I don't think this is how

you get jobs.

Oh, my God.

You want this job?

I do want this job, but...

Oh, my God.

That feels so good.

This is so wrong.

I'm married.

Oh, it feels so good.

This is so wrong now.

Oh, my God.

You know you really need this job.

I do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I've never kissed a girl before.

Don't lie.

I saw you drunk at your sorority.

That doesn't count.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, that's nice.

A little feisty.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That feels so good.

My husband doesn't even do that.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

No, right.

It feels so good.

This is so wrong.

Oh, my God.

But it feels so good.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you're licking me right now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Wow, that's great.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Okay.

Okay.

You didn't fight for very long, did you?

I tried.

But this feels really good.

I don't think I can fight this.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Take your dress off.

Right here?

Everyone in the office is gone.

Take it off.

All right.

Are you sure?

Yes.

I've never gotten naked in front of another

woman before.

Oh, come on.

You've done it drunk plenty of times.

I told you that doesn't count.

Okay.

And my husband's not going to find out,

right?

No.

Okay.

Is this good?

Oh, you're getting naked.

Okay.

All right.

Here we go.

Can I just keep these on?

No, take those off.

Mandarin?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Whoa.

Again.

Again.

Okay.

I'm naked.

What's going on with the floor?

It's my office.

I know, right?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

Whoa.

You're really good at that.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my

gosh.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my

god, oh my god, oh my god, yes

I am, fuck, oh my god, oh my

god, I'm coming, oh my god, fuck, oh,

fucking, oh, oh, oh, oh my god, oh

my god, oh, oh, oh my god, oh,

is this okay, oh my god.

Do you want this job or not?

Um, do you, mm-hmm, okay, well, I've

never licked a vagina before, so why don't

you try and I'll show you how.

All right, I'll give it a shot.

Do I get the job?

We'll see if you do a good job.

All right, that's a lot of pressure.

Okay, so, um, something like this?

Just like that.

Yeah?

Yeah.

How's that?

Perfect.

Push harder with your tongue.

There you go.

Oh!

See, I'm a people person, and I can

learn new things really quickly.

Yes, you can.

Oh, wow.

All you and your friends making fun of

me for being gay.

Well, you know, it's all ghosts sometimes.

No hard feelings over here.

Everything's fine.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you do learn things fast.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Don't fucking stop.

Keep going.

You want this fucking job?

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Put a finger in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Why don't you stop?

Yes, I'm coming.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Did you cut?

Yes.

Wow.

Okay.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Wow.

Wow.

Tongue everywhere.

Ah.

Yeah, stick it out.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Okay.

Well, I made you come.

Ah.

So, how did the job go?

I mean, I'm starting to see how you

could be more of a fit for my

business, but I'm just not quite there yet.

Huh?

You know, I'm the type of employee that

will do everything I need.

Get the job done.

If you couldn't tell.

Huh.

All right.

Things are happening.

Ooh.

Oh.

This is 69.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, lick it.

Mm.

Hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Hmm.

Mm.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, my God.

Ah.

Oh, my God.

Ah, yes.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, my God.

I'm fine.

Mm.

Oh, God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

Oh, my God!

Thank You!

Thank You!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, you're looking more and more

qualified, the more orgasms you give me.

It feels so good.

Are you going to fuck with me?

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh

my

god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Your pussy is so fucking tight.

You were such a slut in college.

How is it still so fucking tight?

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, don't stop.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Yeah.

Yes yes yes.

Yes baby.

Oh my.

All done.

OK?

Keep going, keep going, you want this fucking

chocolate, make me fucking come again.

Oh god, oh god, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Yes, those noises.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god, fuck.

Oh my god.

Okay, so do I get the job?

Um, we'll call you.

Okay.